#PERFECT!!

[makeucrawl]

not a request and wasn't sure if you're okay with dms, but i just wanted to tell you that the song Stitches by Orgy is a very coyle x easterman song, especially after 1:30 ....which is also making me want to make a playlist for them if thats something you'd like!! idk if you already have one or what, but yea!! give the song a listen if you want, i hope it reminds you of them too🙏

Of course it’s okay! Please please feel free to send me any headcanons, songs, images you all think fits this silly gross couple~!

This song is BANGER btw and absolutely fits them.

“Bastard love, a sick affair”

“I mean, that fucking you is strange

And adored by me throughout”

[sunliights]

a continuation from here for @missinglettcrs

"who said nervous isn't cute? okay, maybe not cute. endearing. what are you even nervous for?" thea prompted, giving a slight raise of her eyebrows. "not necessarily —i don't think i'm anything to be nervous about, though."

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[indireneedofsleeeep]

au,

Winter fairytale ❄️

I just wanted to make winter medieval dreamling but now I see some Snow White au wibe here somehow

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

[stardella]

Maria and her little alien brother sketchbook dump from the last few weeks

Minor spoilers for Sonic 3 ig

[casualfoxwitch]

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[happyheidi]

~ via mignonettetakespictures ~

[bigdickmenace]

So bouncy!😋

DMs open to submissions📥

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[lylahammar]

I feel like Robert Pattinson was born to be a strange old man actor. Like he's already great but he's really gonna hit his peak when he's around 70

[hansoeii]

only you.

[drferox]

I have been on Tumblr just long enough to find this an extremely funny choice of business name.

The company caters to caring for babies and toddlers.