#PLEASE LET ME BRING MY MAN

[ayyyy-le-simp]

I was having a lovely conversation with my mom today at the dinner table while eating tacos. We were talking about fictional and celebrity hunks. She listed Chris Evans, Thor and Chris Pratt. I listed Harrison Ford/ Han Solo and Bucky Barnes.

“Who else do you find as a hunk?” My beloved mami (mom for Spanish, yes I still call her mami, let me act like a kid around her 🙄) asked.

I snapped my fingers and pointed to nothing but air “Hunter from The Bad Batch.”

My amazing Mami looked at me and said “That’s a cartoon character” She gave me a look and said “that’s…weird.”

I then showed her a picture of Hunter (even though she has seen him before). She then said “He looks like Rambo.”

My somewhat uncultured ass looked up Rambo.

Oh my gosh

Oh my gosh

Holy smokes-

MY MOTHER, MY AMAZING MAMI, WAS NOT LYING

Conversation with a friend of mine after looking up Rambo

RAMBO IS LITERALLY HUNTER BUT FROM THE 80S WITH A PEW PEW AND SWEATY ASS ABS AND SHOULDERS ANS BICEPS

Hunter, baby, honey, sweetheart, cream to my coffee, amor, mi corazón, please, take off your shirt and be Space Rambo. I’ll be your little housewife. I cook, clean, and I’m great with kids. Call me at 1-800-NEED-A-MAN

[solarsturniolo]

dear lord when i get to heaven

[riahgirlblogger]

I need need need him. Finally I can relate to when Lana says "dear Lord when I get to heaven please let me bring my man."

[mad-tears]

he is so pretty

[onedaughterofman]

I no longer want to die. I've seen pin-up Copia. Life's good.

[burgercheese1812]

Ok so

Jumping on the Good Omens 2 angst train,

I have a headcannon that Aziraphale would LOVE Lana Del Rey, however, Crowley really doesn’t.

This is because Crowley particularly hates one song, Young and Beautiful, and specifically this one part of this particular song. (If you haven’t already realised, look at tags)

BUT

Aziraphale loves Lana Del Ray because of Young and Beautiful, PARTICULARLY because of that one specific part that Crowley hates.

Now think about the finale.

Now think about how neither of them know why the other likes/dislikes this particular part of the song.

Until the end of Season 2.

Now you may join my sob train.

[noirleo]

leo being pretty in oots ♡

[cvtesins]

what the fuck do you mean i cant bring my fucking emotional support greaser bf you fucking asshole

[faith--in-the-future]

lord....

[skitskatdacat63]

"The Boy With The Thorn in His Side"(x) - The Smiths × 2023 Strollonso moments + pundits' reactions

[whumpshaped]

"and im getting quality prompts too. why dont these ppl have their own blogs so i can follow them and rb all this premium stuff. "

Can't write unless I feel obligated to for the sake of somebody else :(

Scrolling through your blog and manifesting regular asks in 2024 to get me out of this hole 😭

NO BUT. OK. I AM GRABBING U LIKE THIS

I HEAR SO MANY PPL SAY SIMILAR STUFF. AND HOW LIKE OHHHH I DONT RLY WRITE THIS IS NOT REAL WRITING.... POST THAT HALF BAKED SHIT. WRITE INCOMPREHENSIBLE PROMPTS. RAMBLE. SCREAM INTO THE VOID. thats half of what i do.

THERES TREMENDOUS VALUE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! if u guys posted all this stuff the community would be all the better for it bc theyre SO quality. i love u guys. if any of u ask senders ever make a blog to post these prompts or smth, or decide to start posting them on ur already existing blogs, whatever. just send me ur url bc i wanna follow. its such good stuff.

[localj8]

ARGENTI LOVERS, HEAR. ME. OUTTTT‼️….

Argenti x reader….and the Once Upon a Dream scene from Disney’s Sleeping Beauty. (Argenti is still a knight here.)

The handsome redhead had me revert to my Disney Era again. Twirling my hair, giggling, and kicking my feet.

Edit: I just realized that I’m Wishing/One song from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs also works. My Disney prince knight Argenti agenda is winning

[butterflymilk-n-silk]

Thing about me is I’m gonna still want him

[riahgirlblogger]

Today just felt so off with us. Dear God please have him still like me, please have him wait. Please don't have him leave me.

[chaldeanu]

un-follow me now, this is gonna be the only thing i tweet about for the next week. ive wanted this for years fuck. what the fuck.

[luvbug724]

do you think kevin/jean/renee could ever be something....... not in canon but you know. in our hearts

DO I EVER. anon are you in my brain. i had this thought like three hours ago. anyway YES absolutely especially if we take them slightly out of canon and to the left. jean has two hands.

i think the most plausible way it would happen is if jean stayed at psu which would expedite his reconciling-with-kevin timeline. instead of after the finals as per EC it would be like. a month in bc they literally cannot avoid each other the flip side of this is that he would probably be less adjusted than he would be with the trojans bc the foxes will always have riko & the ravens hanging over their heads.

i also think renee and jean would be together officially at this point like i don't think it would take jeanee very long after jean starts at psu at all. in my heart they start a relationship after jean goes to usc anyway bc i can't part with them but you know. That pesky little thing (the EC whom i love dearly) exists to tell me they do not. cue: a very confusing conversation with renee bc i don't think jean can keep a secret from her after she was his only outlet for all those months they were texting wherein he is like "renee i think i am in love with kevin" and renee is like " i know :) are you going to do anything about it?" and poor jean is like "What. Am i what. You??? What ???? KEVIN!!! as in DAY!!"

now if we're talking like Full all everyone everything poly.......... i don't know i really don't. i just genuinely can't think of a single time renee and kevin talk to base my opinion around. but i think both of them would love jean enough to just let him do whatever :) this is my boyfriend jean and this is jean's boyfriend kevin :) sometimes kevin and jean start acting insane bc the nest is hanging over them & renee is like Wow. Does anyone want pancakes and maybe to go to church?they all share a giant bed bc jean and kevin are huge but renee and kevin sleep on opposite sides & sometimes one of them needs to sleep on their own so. renee and kevin sharing a bed no jean! let's think about this for a second too now. maybe they fall in love with each other bc of jean i think that's cute. this too is yuri