#OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THOSE BEAUTIFUL ABS

[ayyyy-le-simp]

I was having a lovely conversation with my mom today at the dinner table while eating tacos. We were talking about fictional and celebrity hunks. She listed Chris Evans, Thor and Chris Pratt. I listed Harrison Ford/ Han Solo and Bucky Barnes.

“Who else do you find as a hunk?” My beloved mami (mom for Spanish, yes I still call her mami, let me act like a kid around her 🙄) asked.

I snapped my fingers and pointed to nothing but air “Hunter from The Bad Batch.”

My amazing Mami looked at me and said “That’s a cartoon character” She gave me a look and said “that’s…weird.”

I then showed her a picture of Hunter (even though she has seen him before). She then said “He looks like Rambo.”

My somewhat uncultured ass looked up Rambo.

Oh my gosh

Oh my gosh

Holy smokes-

MY MOTHER, MY AMAZING MAMI, WAS NOT LYING

Conversation with a friend of mine after looking up Rambo

RAMBO IS LITERALLY HUNTER BUT FROM THE 80S WITH A PEW PEW AND SWEATY ASS ABS AND SHOULDERS ANS BICEPS

Hunter, baby, honey, sweetheart, cream to my coffee, amor, mi corazón, please, take off your shirt and be Space Rambo. I’ll be your little housewife. I cook, clean, and I’m great with kids. Call me at 1-800-NEED-A-MAN

[morallyinept]

A full transcribe of MAX PHILLIPS' dialogue/lines from the film BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS.

Includes full dialogue, and dialogue from any deleted/additional scenes available.

I've created this as a point of reference when writing for Pedro's characters, and I hope you find it useful. Even if you just want to read the dialogue. 🖤

FULL MASTERLIST OF PEDRO CHARACTERS DIALOGUE

☝🏻Dialogue has been fully transcribed by myself using reference to original scripts (if available), audio subtitles and using my own two ears. Therefore, mistakes can be made, however I have tried to be as fully accurate as I can. If you spot an obvious mistake, please kindly let me know. Where audio is not clear, I have marked with *inaudible* Scenes are separated for ease of reference.

FULL SCRIPT DIALOGUE:

Hey Evan! 

__________________

Question. What do we sell here? 

No, Michael. We sell dreams. 

Sales is… seduction. And when you seduce, do you say I have a 401k? Or I floss? No. You say, I love you. Because people make decisions from the heart. You want to sell a bunch of useless crap to fat losers in Alabama and bored housewives in Iowa, feed their dreams. Convince them. Their lives can transcend the pointless slog of being human. Give them hope. Open their eyes to something… bigger. Sink your teeth into their poor, pathetic lives, and give them life. And better abs. 

Our goal for this month is… one million dollars in sales. It’s aggressive, yes. I’m confident we can hit it. And if we don’t, Ted and I have already agreed we’ll be forced to kill all of you. 

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Thank you, Gerry. 

Are those the employee files I requested? 

Listen, Amanda. I know you and Evan have a history, and I know that you care about him. 

Sure, sure, sure, tell you what. After I settle in, you and I can schedule some one-on-one and get to know each other. 

Hey, buddy! Just had a little HR talk. Thanks, Mandy, we’ll circle back round. 

Long time no see, am I right? 

Listen, Evan. I know you and I had a little falling out. But as far as I’m concerned, water under the bridge. Ancient history. ‘Cause it’s all about the company now, right?

Knew I could count on you. 

__________________

We’re going to get this place lean and mean, Theodore. We're gonna need to separate the meat from the talent. We’re gonna- 

Evan, Evan. Slow down! What’s up now? 

Ted, call security. 

Evan, this isn’t some way of stalling on the Fallowcite presentation, is it? 

We’re counting on ya, slugger. 

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Dave, right? 

I hear you're the guy to talk to about office pools. Company’s sports zsar. 

Oh yeah? 

Oh, nonsense. Morale is vital to the health of any company. And you make an important contribution. Let’s pop into my man cave and you can give me the Vegas tips on NBA playoffs and dirt on upcoming events, you know, man stuff. 

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Oh gosh, buddy, that hurts my feelings. I'm sure Amanda is great in a crisis, but don’t you think this call is more suited to 911? 

I just devoured her… fabulous Osso Bucco! Who knew she was such a demon in the kitchen? Absolutely open another bottle, as long as it’s red! 

Do I hear banging? On your end, I mean. There’s no banging happening here, yet. 

It’s Evan calling to tell us he’s absolutely crushing the Fallowcite presentation for tomorrow. Do you wanna talk to him? 

Sorry, buddy, you’re stuck with me. 

I think you better focus on your own problems, bro. But I’ll give Amanda your best. Actually, I’ll give her mine. It’s better. 

Where are we, is the more pertinent question?

You… have beautiful eyes. 

Don’t I know it... 

__________________

Ted. Ted, Ted. Let’s not be hasty. Andrew finished the job, but Evan laid down the groundwork. Look at this poor fella. He was just passed over for a promotion, he slept in the supply closet and he smells like a dead worn hooker. He’s just having a rough patch. Let’s give him a pass on this one, ‘kay? 

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Poor, poor, Elaine. All ginger and no joy. 

Yes, you do! I want you… ssh. 

You all are. 

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Corporate was threatening to shut down the entire branch, I simply presented Ted with an alternative. 

After your little stunt in college, the only school that would take me was this university in Romania. But it turns out, it had a very unique MBA programme. Whole new paradigm in business management. 

That is the worst part of this job! Firing people.

It’s true, Amanda. You gotta start working on your stubbornness if you wanna be a part of the team. 

Is that so? 

Oh. Okay. Well, show yourselves out. 

Bye, gang.

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Oops. 

Oh no, no, no, no, no. I need you to learn how to delegate. 

Not if you kill them first, people. Learn how to take the initiative if you don't want me to micro manage! 

No, it’s a balancing act, to be sure. 

Well don’t worry about it. It’s mostly marketing. 

Still, a good manager knows when his staff is getting overextended. Be a dear and call downstairs for me, would ya? 

Yeah feel free, make yourself at home. 

Who am I going to get to stock the supply closet now? 

Ehh. I’ll make more. 

Not in the slightest. 

Oh honestly, guys. Did you really think it was going to be that easy? 

Oh come on! You think I'd attempt to take over this entire company without consulting Legal first? 

Amanda? A private word with you in my office, please. 

Hey, remember when I did this to your girlfriend in college without using supernatural powers? 

Evan, you can go home for the day. Frank. You can die. 

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Oh, hey pal! I was just about to turn your girl and fuck her on Ted’s desk. 

Sorry, hahaha, my desk. 

Amanda. You need to focus on your job. HR is going to be swamped with all the new hires we’re going to need. 

My management style is effective! And refreshing. 

Evan. Do you remember what I said we sell here? 

Yeah. That was bullshit. We sell fear. 

Our customers are afraid. Afraid that life is passing them by, which to be fair, it is. And that is why you are perfect for this place, because you are a coward! 

You were afraid to tell Amanda you love her because of why? Because you work together? Because she earns more than you? 

You didn’t even have the balls to quit when this incompetent turd passed you over for the guy you hate most on the face of the earth. You are so afraid of life, haha, that you actually want to be sales manager in this shit hole! 

We are trying to have a conversation! 

And I’m not gonna change you. That’s right. I’m gonna keep you alive and stuck in this pathetic, pointless job from now until the day you die. 

This suit is bespoke! 

Sharing the desk with the photo printer whilst I stay young with the woman you love, immortal at my side! 

Yeah. Yeah. That’s the way it works. 

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FULL MASTERLIST OF PEDRO CHARACTERS DIALOGUE

[kittydragondraws]

Dead End

panic attack ensues

rambles under cut

Ads... bootiful

more... waiting

ooh thing happened and it hurts

Nice... beach

aww look at those cubicle

GIRLS

TWINS????

LIVE LADIES LIVE

DINOSAUR

AAAAAAAAH

NO HER BUFFERING FRIEND

BEAUTIFUL GIRLIES

no trauma D:

WHAT THEY CAN DO THAT

FNaF?

ice stance

AWW HE'S BIG!

WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE FRIENDLY

WAMMANA HUH

DOLL JUST DIPPER

OOOUGH ATTACK

SHE FALLIN

WAIT THEY'RE AWARE OF CYN?

omg uzi's so cute

oof ominous face

teaser image :D

how did they not get hurt by the fall

UZI HAS CONTROL OF HER SOLVER FORM

aww they're bird people

N's so silly

claws...

CLONES CLONES CLONES CLONES CLONES CLONES CLONES CLONES

on the other hand male dd references :]

OH THAT'S WHY IS SAID DON'T LOOK

omg tessa's so cute

NO BABY GIRL

why didn't she fight

oh mah gosh no child

COWBOY BABY MENT SOMETHING

WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL

WHAT IS THIS THING

SPIDER BOY

oh my she's kinda coot actually

darkness woman

did that say sister?

oh my god this chick feral

haha magnet

wow she axin

sentinels...?

OH MAH GAH SHE HAS ANTLERS

SHE FRRAL

bro really said valuable

just an oven...

oh my goodness UZI

ooh the w word

NORI WHAT THE HELL

why is tessa there

aww mamby what the hell

why is he not afraid?

oh my god are we gonna get like 100 more worms

oh wow she repaired herself

this chick kinda cool

liam and his wendigos

oh good they live

is this just torture?

haha i'm scared

bot went 0.0

...and uzi?

he siad it haha

wht the hell was on that screen

wait i just realized her eyes are orange, Teacher

woah they look kinda coot

she's just enjoying this

AAAAAAAAAAGH

wait so earth is gone?

so uzi wil die, okay

oh my helling gosh nah

why is she insane

oh no uzi

cowboy baby feels remorse

flashbaning her wont work scrub

httyd moment lol

BLOOOODD

dingoHUMANNA ALLANAH FITZGERALS GO AWAY

oh no stuff is happening

no not cool girl

they're sounds are nice

wll he's gone

haha v

UUUUUHM

CYN

ABS

WHATEVER

STOP IT

UZI'S OKAY RIGHT

wakey wakey....

human blood :D

baby girl

i cannot breathe

they're gonna reactivate

why u red boy

this music kinda nice ngl

i regret every fanfic i've ever watched

bro this song slaps

it's like opera

hehe hiding

my hand is shaking lalala ha ha ha

WAIT WHAT DID HIS SCREEN SAY

DOOOOOOOLO NOOOOOO DOOOOOLLLL NOOOOOOOO DOOOOOL

meh

OH MY GOD THE HORROS

i love her accent

awwwwwww hand holding

noooooo.... YAS

these two are so dumb

guns brandished lady

OH MY GOSH TESSA

oh good god doll is okay

wow she kinda cool

GET OUTTA HERE SENTINELS THIS AIN'T YOUR PLACE

why must they sound so gosh darn cute

WHAT DOES RED MEAN IS DOLL IN CONTROL

my god the boss fight begins

FINGERS DON'T BEND LIKE THAT

these things smart

v gto the killer reflexes frfr

glasses woman :D

N NO

aww she swore

if v dies i'm so gonna cry

smart is the new cool

not the actual hell woman

NONONONONONNO

THIS GOD

I HATE THIS ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHOW

I HATE YPOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[battorlstuff]

Philiph

Story Idea - Lovals (training ) 

David called me a few days ago, he told me about his situation and I decided to help him, I couldn't resist the money either.

All I had to do was ruin the body and appearance of a stud that lived in his building so I hit the road. When I saw him, I immediately knew why David was so jealous of the guy.

I did what he ask me, the 10 thousand dollars would be worth it. I sent an email and left advertising outside the department, private classes, I made him believe that he had won a one-year subscription to the program and would have free private sessions for all that time.

"Hey you must be Philip"

We greeted each other, his smile was charming and his delicate but manly face got me.

"It will be great to have the gym so close, I usually go to GYMgreeks about 30 minutes from the building."

"Oh I'm glad to hear your enthusiasm, now let's start I have another class in a few hours" that was not true but I had to avoid any suspicion.

I made him take off his shirt and gosh the guy was hot. His body was a wonder to behold his shoulders were big but not too big and he kept his triceps nicely defined, his biceps were the best part of his arms he worked them pretty hard and well and the training was noticeable, they were big, but not exaggerated, always maintaining the perfect proportion, the veins bulged along his arms and his triceps stood out without even flexing them. His neck showed prominent veins and was thick leading to a prominent clavicle and a strong, jutting chest due to a toned pair of pecs which sat on top of a well-defined six pack, every muscle showing years of hard work, Philip didn't even have to pose or try to flex their abs to show them off.

The rest of his muscles weren't far behind, his broad back ended in a framed waist and a well defined lower back, it was impossible not to admire those incredible obliques that were joined below with his magnificent deltoids.

His legs were just lovely, his round, firm ass joined to a pair of muscular thighs. His legs were long and his calves were thick making him a perfect specimen with great condition and an excellent build for any athlete.

Damn what a shame, I have to ruin that beautiful body.

"Very good I see that you are in good shape but you could use to gain... a little muscle don't you think?"

"I don't know, I've never liked being that big," said Philip doubtfully, I would have to convince him.

"Don't you think your girl would like to see you more muscular" I squeezed his biceps and it spectacular, I had a great body myself but this guy was hot.

"Hmm I don't really have a girl" this would be so easy.

"Oh, come on someone like you must have many girls drooling over, any suitor?"

"Look at those abs! tell me that the girls in the building don't like to see you shirtless" I said feeling the beautiful and marked six pack, Philip just smiled stupidly it was clear how proud he was of his body and his good looks, bingo, it was done .

"Oh well there's a girl, Camille lives in the building, but she's not in town, she went on exchange a couple of weeks ago and won't be back until the end of this year."

"Then let's surprise her, you'll look better than ever when she comes back, it'll be a <huge> surprise."

The boy did his normal training, he was really in good condition, I told him I would make some changes and I stopped him before he left.

"This supplement is the best of the best, a shake after each meal even at night if you do want to increase muscle."

"Sure, and as for the exercises, what will my routine be?"

"Don't worry, when you come tomorrow I'll have everything ready."

First week (175 lbs)

Philip actually felt his muscles grow, he was more robust and his biceps increased in size. The muscle mass was actually the beginning of his new body, the fat from the shakes began to accumulate in his muscles, deteriorating them.

Second week (179lbs)

Philiph had started to lose definition, mainly in his abs, his arms looked spectacular but Andrew knew that Philip's muscles were already accumulating fat and soon they wouldn't look like this. In addition, his vision became blurred, it was strange, he felt scarred and weaker, even his appetite increased.

Third week (183 lbs)

He thought he was getting stronger lifting the weights more easily, little did he know that Andrew had planned everything well, actually Philip was decreasing the weight he was carrying no matter the size of the discs or the number written on the dumbbells, Andrew had in charge of everything The shake contained a drug that would make Philip tired quickly and keep him in a sleepy state so that he wouldn't notice the change in his body for a few months, when it would be too late to do anything about it.

First month (225 lbs)

For Andrew it became an easy task, it was rather erotic seeing the handsome jock go to the pot and turn into a pig ruining his perfect body. While Philip worked out, Andrew watched with satisfaction at the flab on the pretty boy's body, his previously firm and formidable pecs bouncing with every movement, where his six pack used to be just a flaccid roll of fat hung. Meanwhile Philip noticed that every time he looked in the mirror his vision was blurry, he felt heavy but he couldn't understand the number on the scale, maybe he was just more muscular, that should be it.

Second month (255 lbs)

The supplement had certainly done its job, Philip had lost all muscle tone now it was time to make him grow, the supplement would give him a voracious appetite, and David would take it upon himself to sabotage the pretty boy's diet, also at the end of the "treatment "Philip's metabolism would be so slow that he would never be able to lose the accumulated weight.

Those days David wanted to join in and fuck his rival a bit, so I gave Philip an "energy drink" full of the drug, he was so confused that he didn't notice that David was the one giving him the instructions.

Philip was really losing condition, running out of breath after a few minutes.

Three months later (290lbs)

Philip's pecs had already turned into moobs hanging over his new belly and Philip seemed unaware he was still drinking the shakes. Andrew suggested four jugs of the supplement per day, Philip obeyed his trainer without question.

In the mornings he was too hungry, he showered and dressed but never knew what he looked like, it was as if every time Philip tried to see his body or how much he weighed, his vision would blur and he would start to feel tired and sleepy, the only clue about his appearance were comments and compliments from Andrew about how strong he looked, he said he had never seen progress equal to his.

Andrew trained David after Philip's session ended, so he could see his rival's progress as he worked on improving his own physique while Philip's body was being ruined.

Seven months later (340 lbs)

Philip could no longer lift any weight weeks ago he struggled and almost passed out from the effort trying to lift dumbbells. There was nothing left, not a trace of the handsome and athletic stud he once was.

"Wow, I've progressed, but how many pounds have you put on this Andrew?" Philip asked naively still thinking that he was the same sexy guy who arrived seven months ago.

The handsome trainer just smiled, it was obvious that Philip was still affected by the supplement, he seemed more confused and clumsy than in the previous months.

Second week of the ninth month (410 lbs)

Finally, Philip woke up from the dream, that morning before going to the gym, he decided to try one more time to see himself in front of the mirror but this time he could see clearly.

Every trace of muscle he had left was gone. His abs had disappeared under a huge layer of fat, he could see nothing but rolls and rolls of fat around him, the huge belly hanging down. His belly rested on his thighs like a pale gelatinous mass, it was also covered in red stretch marks. that covered his round navel. He tempted his fingers over the gelatinous mass horrified to see what his enviable abs had become.

Philip watched in horror as his stomach lurched. He wanted to cry and scream, but then he looked at his thighs. They seemed bigger and softer, so much so that they clung together in huge fatty folds making his long legs look short.

His arms, the bulging veins and defined muscles that were his pride, were just pure fat, his biceps were gone and where his muscles used to be, the skin hung like misshapen folds that hung from being too flaccid to meet his lats well. , joining the part where their bibs used to be.

His big pectoral muscles were ruined, they were nothing more than oversized and greasy tits, they hung like two flaccid bags that were only supported by his flabby belly which was so big that it kept the new moobs of the once hot stud in place.

Desperately, Philip reached for the scale and climbed up, the little machine creaking and breaking under his weight, the dial marking random numbers until it went blank. Then, with a fluttering heart, he ran out of the apartment.

Before leaving he saw a note, he had been fired, hadn't been to the office in months, didn't even remember getting any calls, but no job, how come the rent was paid? Food? The cupboards were full, well maybe Andrew could help him.

He arrived at the entrance of the gym without a shirt showing his obese body covered in sweat, he was panting and his face was red from the effort and embarrassment. He had a run in with David on the stairs, it was humiliating, seeing how David made fun of him and Andrew was David's friend? Philip had to get answers. As he could and ashamed of his new body Philip put on his shirt having difficulty doing so.

Upon entering the gym Andrew was ready, preparing a shake in different jars, he only stopped when Philip came snorting.

"Sit down chubby, I think we should talk."

[ateezivy]

ateez reacts to ivy’s calvin klein first photoshoot

 ˗ˏˋ hongjoong. 

 ˗ˏˋ first look. 

     ……❪ his immediate reaction was to cover his eyes, and, i mean, you can't blame him when this was the first picture. ivy wanted to show him first because of his role as her leader. once he looked through the rest that was sent to her he was actually very proud of her. ❫

     ……❪ "you've grown so much!" "look at your abs!" ❫

 ˗ˏˋ seonghwa. 

 ˗ˏˋ first look. 

     ……❪ he was shocked. he wasn't sure if he should be proud or sad that she's grown so much as a person and an artist. she's an ambassador for such a well known brand. he looked through the pictures and praised each one. ❫

     ……❪ "wow!" "you're beautiful livvy" ❫

 ˗ˏˋ yunho. 

 ˗ˏˋ first look. 

     ……❪ he was hyping her up the whole time, with ever picture he was yelling about how fit and good she looked. he was so happy for her, he even jumped around when he heard the news that she was an ambassador ❫

     ……❪ "look at you!" "wow!" "how often have you been working out?" ❫

 ˗ˏˋ yeosang. 

 ˗ˏˋ first look. 

     ……❪ him, wooyoung, and jongho were the only members that could go to the actual photoshoot, well, actually. hongjoong and mingi could go. but ivy didn't allow them because she wanted it to be a surprise. but yeosang was so shy the whole time. he didn't know ivy could pose and model like that. ❫

     ……❪ "did she take modeling classes?" "oh my gosh..." ❫

 ˗ˏˋ san. 

 ˗ˏˋ first look. 

     ……❪ hype man part 2. san was obviously more hyped than yunho, because that's just how san is. but he was yelling. like actually yelling when she showed him a simple sneak peak over facetime. ❫

     ……❪ "oh my god!" "it doesn't even need to be edited" "you have more abs than me!" ❫

 ˗ˏˋ mingi. 

 ˗ˏˋ first look. 

     ……❪ oh god. he's not well. and the first picture she showed him helped nothing. he stood there and stared at each picture for a solid five minutes. ivy laughed so hard over this reaction. ❫

     ……❪ "oh... wow" "uhm, so are you busy right now-" ❫

 ˗ˏˋ wooyoung. 

 ˗ˏˋ first look. 

     ……❪ he was at the shoot, yelling. he treated the photoshoot like it was a good soccer game or something. you would think he was cheering on his kid i swear ❫

     ……❪ "GO IVY" "LOOK AT THOSE ABS" "STRIKE A POSE" ❫

 ˗ˏˋ jongho. 

 ˗ˏˋ first look. 

     ……❪ speechless, he has never EVER seen his best friend do anything like THAT before. when he was the final pictures, he had a few questions. ❫

     ……❪ "they chose the most innocent ones" "you look great though jisoo-ah, good job" ❫

taglist: @atolua @skzfairies @itzy-eve @cixrosie @stopeatread @alixnsuperstxr @smh-anon @txt-yaomi @starmaniic

[squippy360]

Steve Rogers x Male Reader

part 2Cw:(sub!Steve, dom!M/n, voyerism, smut, anal, sand burying kink, praise, slight degrading-ish)

Steve and I were at their Avengers private beach house. They decided to take a vacation there since it was very much needed and so beautiful. 

We were playing in the ocean, splashing water on each other, play fighting, and racing each other. Once they tired themselves out, they went to their beach towel and layed down for a bit, enjoying the shade of the umbrella and the breeze. 

While Steve was rambling on about some cool things he's done recently, I just couldn't help but stare at Steve's waist, seeing him in his latex speedos. I was practically drooling at the sight of Steve's cock. 

Steve noticed this and shy'd away. "M/n…? Why are you staring at me like that?" Steve said, pulling his knees to his chest. 

I looked back up at him, a lust in my eyes that only Steve could know about. "I'm hungry." I suddenly sputtered out. 

Steve stared at me. "Huh? Do you want something to eat?" He asked but yelped when I pinned him down on the ground. "M/n!" He said as I pinned his wrists above his head with my arm. 

I bit my lip and pulled him into a kiss. His lips were so soft and his mouth was so warm. 

He whimpered as our tongues twisted with each other. I used my other hand and touched his big chest, making my way down his abs and finally his cock. I chuckled and pulled away from the kiss. I nipped at his jaw lightly and eventually started marking his neck. 

He panted and tried to get his arms out of my grip. "M/n~ please~ There are people still in the beach house with us." Steve said. 

I scoffed. "Let them watch. I've seen the way those bastards keep staring at your plump ass." I said and touched Steve's tip. 

He arched his back and gasped a little. "Y-Your going to get us caught~" Steve whispered. 

I shrugged. "I want them to know who you belong to." I growled and removed my hands, flipping him over into his knees.

He went to get up but I put my hand on the nape of his neck and held him down. "Stay." I ordered. 

He obeyed and stayed on his knees, ass up in the air and on display for me. I got the lube out that I just so happened to have in a bag we brought out and squirted some on my cock. 

I pulled his speedos down just enough and eased my cock in. His hole was sucking me in so well. I purred and gripped his hips, moving in and out slowly. 

Steve spread his legs a bit farther and got on his hands and knees now. I reached an arm under his and began to jerk him off while I fucked him in front if the beach house. 

His legs became shaky and so did his voice. "Oh my gosh~ M/n~ Your so…big~" He moaned, as If he hasn't been fucked before in my cock. 

I hummed and leaned down, hissing his neck. "Mm~ All for you Baby Boy~" I groaned. 

He let out the most cutest moans I've ever heard. They where so high pitched and he arched his back so beautifully, and I just loved the way his body reacted when I touched his sensitive spots. 

His moans began to increase in pitch, letting me know that he was so close to making a mess all over his beach towel. 

I pulled out and flipped him on his back. "I want to see the face you make when you're begging to be bred on my cock~ I want to hear your voice begging for me to let you cum all over yourself, like a Good Boy." I growled and went back to pounding his warm and soft hole. Steve keened and gripped the towel under him, panting loudly. 

He looked over to the house before hiding his face in embarrassment. "Someone's looking~" Steve pointed out and hid his face in my chest. 

I got more turned on by that, going feral and pounding into his Little Boy. 

Steve's head went blank and all he could do was cling onto my and moan out his name. 

"Close M/n! So close! Gonna cum!" He warned and came all over his tummy. M/n growled. "Bad fucking Boy. You're getting punished after this." I said right in his ear before filling up my precious Little Boy. 

Steve whimpered. "Please M/n! I'm so sorry I was a bad boy! I'll be good! I promise! I wanna be your good boy!" Steve yelled out, desperate. 

I shook his head and pulled out a soft bundle of rope. I tied Steve's hands and legs together as he begged out for my forgiveness. Steve's crocodile tears wouldn't save him from the punishment of cumming without permission. 

I began to dig a deep hole, around 6 feet deep. He set Steve in there and buried him, making sure his neck and head were above ground. Steve rutted against the sand, trying to get out. 

"I'll come back for you in 30 minutes. I hope in that time you'll understand the importance of asking for my  permission before cumming like a bad boy~" I said before going inside to make us some food in the meantime.

(Extra)

{30 min later}

M/n came back outside, the sun starting to ease itself down a bit and some stars started to pop up. The sight was beautiful. 

M/n came out with a tray and walked over to Steve who had fallen asleep from crying. 

M/n cooed Steve awake. "Steve~ Baby Boy? Wake up now." M/n said gently. 

Steve groaned and looked up at him sleepily. "Huh?" He whispered. 

M/n pointed to the juice box and mac and cheese he had brought out for him. "Are you hungry?" I asked. 

He nodded. I got up and pulled him out of the sand in one go. I threw him over my shoulder and grabbed the food, going to the outdoor table and setting the tray down, sitting Steve in my lap and untying the knot. It left some red marks but he would worry about that later. He made sure Steve was comfy and let him eat.

M/n hugged his adorable sandy boy and soon, they cuddled under the moon and stars. 

[blackjack-15]

mmm no syd's never been here and she's drinking it in...not that there's much to drink in

this isn't like bachelor 'chic' this is depression: the apartment

but i love that the show is dedicated to shattering any illusions she might have had about Chef Carmen Berzatto but also building her up to knowing just Carmy -- his asshole moments, his good points, his traumas, his sense of humor, and his quirks

blue sharpie -- blue again -- but hey i hope it's a sharpie that works?

um. carmy. that hand on her lower back?? completely unnecessary, but i'm thrilled we've absolutely shattered the touch barrier...but it was completely unnecessary touching, she was already moving.

syd just absorbing the jeans being in the oven is hilarious. the bear is a comedy

"don't look them in the eyes" i love you ebra

that cut to carmy's chef whites as syd is talking? more foreshadowing i think -- does syd have a nice pair of chef whites? is carmy gonna give her one (which would be Ridiculous of him those are so expensive but ii can kinda see him doing it as a vote of confidence? he's not great with money we've seen that)?

"chaos menu but, um...thoughtful?" that's carmy in a nutshell XD

my gosh him staring at her. baby.

it's SUCH interesting body language -- syd is forward, focused, writing, and carmy's standing with one hand on the counter, posture open and angled towards her? watching her as he speaks? i think he's gonna find himself in deep by the time he realizes even a little of what he's feeling, and it's gonna be beautiful

syd smiling at the chef's whites, at his monogram. this is 100% being set up for later. they already foreshadowed it in s2e1 with tina calling her "the new carmy", i'm just putting 2 and 2 together

HIM SNORTING AT HER LOOKING AT THEM. THEY'RE GIGGLING TOGETHER. I'M DYING

wait those were in a box last ep and the box was by the window. carmy was looking at them, they had camera focus. so why are they by the kitchen now? did he move them? why'd he move them? why, carmy, why would you do that i wonder?

"i bet it felt really good wearing it." "yeah, it did" gosh they're really going for this huh. they're stealing looks at each other, carmy's opening up...see if they go on like this they're both gonna get to the Point of No Return too quickly. so this is going to stop, and i have an inkling why (it's the one thing i'm spoiled for!) but...my gosh

syd tucking her hair behind her ear before asking him a question? girllllll you're In It

"i doubt i'm gonna tell you to f//k off" him admitting he'd probably tell her whatever she wanted to know? absolutely groundbreaking i love it this is adorable

"when you got that call. that three-star call" "f//k off" HE'S LAUGHING AND THE DIMPLES AND THE SMILE ARE OUT IT'S SO CUTE they're straight up flirting at this point, like, full stop. damn flirterers they're too cute

and she asks the question anyway! and he answers it anyway! his answer being panic -> dread isn't great, but he answers it! and makes a joke at the end and she laughs and makes another joke and he laughs!! it's great!! it's intimate, it's funny, it's soft and honest...this is an amazing conversation and their relationship literally cannot continue forward from here or else they're gonna get to first base way faster than the show's paced for so...come on out, miss complication, i know you're waiting in the wings...

oh no. that's mold. not the complication i was thinking of, but definitely a complication

"mold is the death knell" yuuuup i effing knew it oh gosh this is horrible

fun side note: the crapbox college apartment i lived in with 5 other girls for 3 years was closed for reno for like 2 full years after i finally moved out b/c the walls were just apparently full on mold behind the drywall. i heard about that and was like oh that explains the breathing problems (mold allergy!) from 18-21. huh.

they're just full on calling natalie mom. the foreshadowing is not subtle

carmy and syd work so well together and i'm about to get Violent about it aren't i

also carmy's writing in blue, syd's in red. stability and passion, love and loyalty, boldness and serenity, aggression and passivity.

just a note, those two colors make purple, aka the color that represents creativity, wisdom, wealth, and enlightenment. just saying, you know, if they wanted to make purple or something

[moorishflower]

10 Stories/10 First Lines meme

Okay oh gosh I was tagged by a BUNCH of lovely folks, including @softest-punk @xx-vergil-xx @that-banhus @pellaaearien and MORE holy shit

So the rules are: post the first lines of your 10 most recently published AO3 stories. I am going from most recently updated here!

If I Please You (Dream/Hob, 1389 AU, WIP) The pendulum swing of the ruby is what catches Herry’s eye.

Imprimatur (Dream/Hob, Gutenberg oneshot, complete) It's the ink, maybe.

Radio Silence (Dream/Hob, The Last of Us fusion, complete) Ten years ago, the world ended all at once.

Foundations (Dream/Hob, epilogue to Hallmark-Adjacent, always human AU, complete) “Shit,” Hob says, looking up at the exceedingly posh, exceedingly clean, exceedingly well-appointed houses of Alexander Square.

Here there be dragons (Dream/Hob, siren/scifi AU, complete) Hob is off-planet when the story hits the galactic news crawl.

Hallmark-Adjacent (Dream/Hob, always human Hallmark movie AU, complete) Morpheus finds himself thinking about the liminal spaces of the world.

Ab instrumento ad corpus (Dream/Hob, the one where I succeeded in writing fisting but it took 27k to do it, complete) Dream has come to enjoy the tactile pleasures of the Waking.

I Wanna Hold Your Hand (Dream/Hob, the one where I kind of succeeded in writing fisting but it turned into angst first, complete) His Stranger's hands are beautiful.

Fey Divorce Court Isn't A Thing (Dream/Hob, established relationship 'performing for the Fae court', complete) What no one tells you about being married to an Endless, eldritch, unfathomable being is that, eventually, once those three things become sort of incorporated into your worldview, the rest of it becomes rather domestic.

Maybe sprout wings (Dream/Hob, inspired by The Odyssey/Hob dies and achieves immortality through the Dreaming AU, complete) "You know there's a new man in the Dreaming, right?"

Honorable Mentions (i.e not written completely by me or not posted yet)

Fuckboi Hob vs The HR-Worthy Confrontation (always human AU, which I co-wrote with @dancinbutterfly <3) It is a perfectly beautiful late winter afternoon.

Oreo Sandwich AU (my current WIP which is a retired!Dream/Hob/Daniel getting together fic currently parked at 119k of three-way longing and misunderstandings) Hob wakes to the sour bite of bile in his mouth, a pounding head, and the sound of his doorbell ringing.

If you see this floating around feel free to participate my head hurts too much to tag people rn <3<3<3 love you all~

[legolasghosty]

JATP Anniversary Rewatch EP 7

CARLOS THE GHOST TOASTER!!!

"I was always pretty trustworthy." But paired with "Your parents were never cool again after you told them you were gay!" so... dang that boy must have some serious family trauma from that betrayal...

Reggie you lovable idiot...

Ray I love how honest you are with your kids. He just straight up tells Julie that he's upset about her lying and keeping things from him, not so much about the sneaking out and stuff. He tells her exactly what the issue is for him. That's good parenting to me.

"They don't even live here!" I mean... you're not wrong...

Oh Julie is going to kill those boys for scaring her aunt...

Ray singing Finally Freeeee!!!

I love Reggie and Ray together.

"Oh... so you booked us a gig at our house..." But it ends up being super cool! Ray did actually think this through!

But also, what's with all of these gigs that the band doesn't know about till day of?

The butterflies on the inside of Julie's locker!!

Ah yes, the song, that's definitely why Luke came to school...

Phoneeeee trickkkk!

Lukeeee you dork! You're a bad influence, but I get that you're falling for her.

"I think somebody has a crush on Julieeee!" Yeah, two somebodies...

Boundaries!

Luke joking about carrying Julie even though everyone knows that it's the other way around.

Dance teacher supremacy!!!

Lol she calls Nick Luke.

PERFECT HARMONY!!!!!!

Gosh to go back to the days when I had this whole dance memorized... I miss that girl.

I love Julie's bracelets so much as this pop of color in Perfect Harmony! Like they're awesome in general, but it looks so good in that scene especially!

Lol Alex and Reggie know ALL about Luke's crush...

Willieeeee!

"We never should have met." JUST STAB ME WHY DON'T YOU!!!!

Also, can I just say that Julie looks so pretty with her hair all down? I'm pretty sure this is the only episode where we get that, which makes sense cause it's probably a pain to keep out of her face and stuff, but it's so pretty!

"So the key is avoiding those big, beautiful, DEAD, eyes."

Alex

Reggie: I'm sure there will be others. Alex: *but I don't want others. I want Willie...*

Alex is so relieved to get the focus off of him...

Lol the moment that PeterPatter was born as a big ship...

Bi Panic!

Girls, am I right? Yeah. No <3

Okay Carrie's top is super cute though...

BRO JULIE'S EDGE OF GREAT FIT!!!!!!

Luke looks so confused XD

"IT's never straight, no." Yup, neither are any of you!

Yesss bestie moment!!!

Yesss girl get on that piano!!!!

LUKE YOU GET YOUR GIRL!!!!!

The way he just lites up when Julie smiles at him!!!

Smooooooooothhhhhh!!!!

That piano bench moment has a permanent residence in my brain.

"But epic fail on that eye contact thing?"

Also, just realized that Carlos is basically wearing a smaller version of what Ray is wearing and !!!!

Camera distraction!!!

Lol the way my abs auto contract when they get jolted...

Willieeeeee!!!

That sweater looks so soft!! Willie just looks so small in this scene and it makes me want to hug him!!!!

"Please, hear me out," because there's a chance to save Alex.

"Because I CARE about you Alex."

No you DO have to tell Julie! Cause all of the options here include you guys having to leave her.

[amielxxxangel]

Beautiful like the stars

Robin x Finney fanfic

A new constellation observatory opens up in town and Robin brings Finney there for Finney’s birthday knowing his boyfriend loves space.

(This is kind of a canon divergence where they were still kidnapped but survived)

Today was the day that Finney has been waiting for, for Robin not only asked him out in a date for his birthday but because they were going to the new observatory in their town where they were going to see a perfect view of the stars in the night sky.

And Robin, gosh Robin how could Finney ever ask for a better boyfriend than him, it was Robin who was able to get them tickets to get into the observatory at night to see the stars. How robin got a hold of those tickets with how popular the place is especially for other couples was not the least of Finney’s questions.

Right now it was 7:30 and Finney was in his room getting ready for their night, they were planning on going there at 8 and go back to robins house where Finney’s gonna stay the night while Gwen was staying at the Hamada household, she already left a few hours ago but not before giving Finney a a necklace with a star as it’s design and telling him happy birthday.

As Finney packed the last of his things he could see through his window the a truck that was oh so familiar to him, it was the old truck that Robin’s uncle owned until he passed it down to him once he learned how to drive, and ever since then it was robin that would pick Finney up.

Finney could see his boyfriend waiting for him in the drive way so picking up his pace he finished combing his hair making sure he had everything packed and left his room and went out of the house.

Once Finney got in the car he immediately gave Robin a kiss on the cheek causing the other boy to blush “what was that for?” Robin asked grinning “what can’t I kiss my boyfriend” Finney replied as he put on his seat belt abs with that they drove to the observatory.

As they were driving in the silence with only the sound of the radio playing, Finney couldn’t help but stare at robin and think how thankful he is to be with Robin, Robin hasn’t changed much since they were 13 other than him gaining a few more inches and his hair growing even longer and gaining a bit more muscle he was still the robin finney knew, he still wore his fathers bandana, still had the rough tough guy act that he outwardly shows even if Finney knows how much of a softie rob in can be, and he still had that lovable quality that makes Finney’s go weak in the knees and smile like a school girl in elementary, Gwen’s words nod his.

Well, robin has stayed the same other than one thing his scars on his face that were fading but still visible, a reminder of what robin went through, a reminder to Finney of what he almost lost, and a reminder to both on the miracle that they were both able to make it out of there alive, Finney’s heart still aches seeing those scars but Robin assures him every time that this scars made him look cool like a bad ass.

Finney must’ve been deep in thought until he heard Robin voice call out to him “are you thinking about it again mi Amor?” Robin asked he knew whenever Finney started to think about the events with the grabber and always made sure to pull him out of those thoughts, “Y-yeah… sorry about that” Finney said looking back at the road.

“You know-“ Robin’s hands makes his way to finneys “-were both lucky we made it out there alive and I’m happy that I get to spend the rest of my life with you, I don’t care if these scars never fade knowing that I’m with you” Robin continued as he brought Finneys hand and kissed the black of it. “Hah yeah I really don’t know what I would do with you Robin I love you so much” Finney replied back a smile spreading on his face along with a blush as they intertwined their hands together.

Once they got there it was already dark with stars already pairing the night sky which Finney know once they were in the observatory it would be even more beautiful, when they got in Finney expected a bunch of other couples in the area but was suprised to see that it was almost empty save for a few couples far apart from each other.

Once they found a spot to lay on robin put out out a blanket and a few pillows for their heads and the two layed on it. “You know I really like this just being with you and cuddling” Finney confesses as he lays on robins chest “yeah? Why’d you like it so much?” Robin asks teasingly.

“Do I even need to answer that?” Finney asks back gaining a chuckle from robin “but if you’re curious I just do, I feel happy and sage around you” Finney said “I feel the same way Amor” Robin replied back.

As they laid there looking at the starry sky Finney knew that everything was perfect and he couldn’t have asked more for a better boyfriend.

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Once Finney woke up he was back in his bed “oh it was just a dream” he mumbled tearing up he knew Robin was dead he knew he was gone Finney just wished that dream lasted longer.

That last part ain’t canon Finney woke up in robins bed cuddling him and THEY’RE HAPPY AND IN LOVE BECAUSE I SAID SO😭

But anyways hope you guys liked this rn I’m making a brance fanfic and one with my oc so we’ll see when this comes out

Till next time💙💛🤍💙💛

[here2bbtstrash]

Hello, dropping in to inquire about 10, 11, 29 for the ask game! I’m the reader who said I was going to slowly savor LDOMLT and obviously that was false because not only did I finish all 80,000+ words so far, I’ve also now binged most of your masterlist all within one weekend 😵‍💫! Hahah you’re just that good! It’s been a while since I’ve met characters I’ve loved as much as the LDOMLT crew… can’t wait to see what Baby Goth is up to🥹

oh my gosh 😩 you're so sweet but also sekjfhdgkjfdg THAT'S SO MUCH PORN LMAO pls... stay hydrated.... 🫠 i'm so honored tho seriously, so glad to hear you're enjoying my stuff!!! 🙇‍♀️ thank u for reading my love, and for these questions! 💜

10. What work was the quickest to write?

i banged out basically all of my shorter drabbles in one sitting with minimal looking back, so probably one of those 🤣 but five minutes and love the way you wear that also came out super quickly! i actually wrote five minutes entirely on a plane/in an airport so..... lmfaoooo

11. What work took you the longest to write?

well the obvious answer is LDOMLT 😵‍💫 i plotted the thing back in april (april!!) and i cannot manage to post more than one chapter a month just because of how much concentrated effort it takes to put each part together. i think only @haliiimede and @monimonimoon know how much i stress about every little thing down to.... quite literally the tiniest details that probably none of y'all care about 💀 but i'm a PERFECTIONIST 🔪

the other longest-in-progress work i have is still not fucking written sfhidurgkjfg but i have had a taehyung strangers to lovers oneshot set in nyc outlined since fucking MAY 👹 ..... my goal is to write it and post it (belatedly) for his birthday so 🥺 look for it in like... january ???

29. Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

eeeee will stick a few under the cut if you care 💜

skipping the deeply smutty stuff (tho i will say i'm very proud of what's in deep end and heartless) 😵‍💫 but a couple sfw faves:

from self control

It’s like he wants the pain, would elect to be gutted and splayed down the middle if only for proof that his heart remains there in his chest, beating quiet consistency.

from the shape of your body

This body that you know from every angle, that you’ve studied like a textbook, that holds the boy who stepped onto the subway and changed your life and made it better. This body, made to be adored, to be respected and cherished and filled up with love. This body, chosen to be shared with you, to be held by you, to be near you.

That’s all you want, you realize as he rolls over, brown eyes blinking sweetly at you. This body, and all that it holds: the darkness and the light, the pain and the beauty, the soul that so perfectly fits with yours.

from babygirl

You trace a finger delicately over the hem of his— well, your— shirt, where it rests under the firm structure of his chest. His eyes drop closed as you run the whole of your palm down, admiring his duality: boyish and beautiful, defined muscles with an itty-bitty waist. “I feel like I just won the bisexual lottery.” A dreamy laugh bubbles up in him, his abs fluttering under your hand. 

and then idk i really love all the fratboy slander and the description of jk making reader a drink in the beginning of the spins ehuigkdjgslg

okay that's enough tooting my own horn beep beep BYEEEEEE

AO3 wrapped ask game!

[borathae]

“It’s all about those little moments.”

Pairing: CEO!Jungkook x f.Reader 

Genre: established relationship!AU, domestic!AU, Fluff, suggestive themes

Warnings: casual BDSM, he is wearing a full body harness, mommy kink, there is no sex but the D/s dynamic is still present, it’s so cute & healing

Wordcount: 3k

a/n: SURPRISE BITCHES! This is my treat to you because you guys were so lovely and sweet in the last few days! This has to be one of my favourite stories I have written in a long while. It’s so soft and gosh I love them so much :( I know this isn’t the typical kinky BDSM, I just wanted to showcase some of the softer, more domestic side of it. Enjoy, besties 🤍

also just an fyi because someone reblogged this as „age play“ & this sat wrong with me. This is not age play, we do not do nor enjoy age play on this blog. This is a grown man and a grown woman being in a loving relationship which just so happens to include BDSM and who very much like being the age that they are. There is literally no age play here.

You hate studying. 

On other days you don’t because it is a reminder of just how much better your life has become ever since you met Jungkook. Many years ago you would have looked at your future self in awe and horror because she can say that she is studying these days. 

Education was nothing but wishful thinking for you all those years ago. 

But not anymore, not since you are with Jungkook. 

And that is why you don’t hate it on normal days, but today you do. 

Oh how you hate it today. You had classes until nine and had to take three tests. Truly today you hated studying. 

You have your eyes closed in the elevator to your penthouse, listening to its mechanical purring. Your feet hurt. You idiot had the brilliant idea to wear heels today. Heels, when you had to be out of the house for twelve hours. It was the worst idea a human ever made. Also you have a massive headache because you overused your brain way too much today. You hope that from now on, you can switch into complete dumb mode. Grass is blue and the sun is cold, let's be complete morons for the rest of the night. 

The elevator dings, calling your attention with it. With the last bit of strength left, you push yourself off the wall and drag your tired feet into the penthouse. You are just over the threshold and your heels get kicked off. 

"Fucking finally", you groan, slipping off your bag next. It lands on the floor for now as you are busy taking off your coat. 

"Hello mommy." 

The sweet, sweet voice of your boyfriend calls your attention. Your head snaps up, eyes falling on his kneeling form. 

He is waiting for you just down the steps and by the couch with his entire body wrapped in leather harnesses. They are covering his torso, accentuating his sculpted pecs and framing his abs. Thick leather straps are digging into his toned thighs, making the muscles bulge before connecting with his hip piece through strong straps. Oh how tempting his clothed cock looks now that it is framed by his harness. So ready to be played with. A beautiful leather collar accentuates his thick neck, it is connected to his chest piece through two delicate straps. Only his arms are free, hands resting on his thighs in a precise waiting position.

The view manages to cheer you up like nothing else. 

"Goddamnit Bunny, what a surprise", you say, taking big steps to get to your boyfriend.

He follows you with eager eyes. 

"Do you like it?" he asks, leaning into your hand when you reach out and touch his hair. 

It is soft, freshly washed and unstyled.

"You're so handsome", you praise, caressing his cheek, "and sexy." 

Jungkook smiles shyly, eyes beginning to sparkle. 

"But fuck, I’m seriously so exhausted", you confess, sagging your shoulders. 

At that Jungkook's ears perk up, back straightening and gaze filling with worry.

"Did something happen?"

"No, I’m just exhausted", you say, abandoning his form to drag yourself to the sofa instead. 

You plop down with a loud sigh, stretching out your limbs and letting your head fall back. 

"I think I’m gonna quit studying. Twelve hours of classes, way too many tests, then my shoes hurt my feet and I have a headache. Why am I even doing this to myself?" 

You can hear it before you feel it. The naked padding of feet, a thud as if knees hit the ground. Then warm hands on your legs and a second later the familiar tickle of Jungkook's hair. 

You open your eyes. 

Jungkook is kneeling by your feet, hugging your legs while resting his head on your lap. His big, bunny eyes are glued to your face, his cheek is slightly squished in the position. 

You smile. 

"You're so cute, Bunny", you say and begin petting his hair. 

Jungkook snuggles closer and closes his eyes halfway. You close your eyes as well. This is heaven. This is exactly what you needed tonight. Your cute, amazing boyfriend by your feet offering himself as your cuddle bunny. You love petting his hair. It is always soft and your fingers run through it so smoothly and on top of that it always smells so good. So being able to pet it and play with it relaxes you like nothing else, making all the stress go away. 

You don’t even need to talk during those moments. Silence and Jungkook’s relaxed breathing is enough for you. 

You run your fingertips over his scalp, starting at his forehead and going all the way to the back of his head. You do this exact motion for a while, letting your thoughts run free. 

You think of your exams during that time, cursing the answers you got wrong and hating the professors for asking such confusing questions. It should upset you, but it doesn’t because you have your boyfriend to pet and that is all that you need to keep the bad feelings away. 

Jungkook is melting with every touch, having his eyes closed fully by now. He loves being your cuddle bunny. He knows how much it relaxes you and he is happy that it does, because it feels really good for him too. 

He loves the moments where his submission to you is loud and proud and wild, where he is pushed to his limits and screams his devotion to you. He loves them so much.  

But it is the quiet submission, those slow, inconspicuous moments that he truly cherishes. When he can kneel by your feet and you play with his hair, when you make sure that he takes his vitamins and drinks his water, when he can help you lift heavy stuff, when you pull him in for a kiss by his tie, when you walk past him and give his ass a spank or when you call him a good bunny. Those moments can be missed so easily if one doesn’t know what to look out for and yet they feel so precious to him. They are short and secretive but remind him each and every time just how good it feels to be your sub. 

You shift above him then, making him open his eyes. 

You still have yours closed, but you rested your other arm on your stomach. You twirl his hair in your fingers, thinking absolutely nothing. And it is perfect because it means that Jungkook helped you relax and the stress of today truly lies behind you now. 

You open your eyes, meeting his droopy gaze. 

"How's my cuddle bunny doing?" 

"So droopy", he lulls, smiling tiredly.

"Yeah? I'm really droopy too", you say, "come up here." 

Jungkook stumbles to his feet and sits down on your lap, hooking his arms behind your neck. You let your eyes run up and down his body, placing your hands on each side of his dainty waist.

"You're such a handsome boy, those harnesses look amazing on you."

"Thank you", Jungkook giggles shyly, "it's been ages since I last wore them so I thought I'd put them on tonight and surprise you", he begins playing with your hair, "I'm sorry I picked out such a stressful day." 

"Hey no, don’t apologize. You couldn’t have known", you assure him, "besides, it’s an awesome surprise. It made me feel less stressed in an instant." 

He giggles cutely, snuggling into you. Like this his body heat seeps through your clothes and warms your skin. You begin running your hands up and down his back, playing with the harness mindlessly. 

"You are literally the best", you whisper and peck his hair, closing your eyes afterwards.

"You too mommy", Jungkook murmurs with his eyes closed. He is tingling so much, your back scratches are to die for. 

This right here is also one of those moments. A quiet moment of submission. When he can sit on your lap. It may not look like much to other people - maybe it looks even weird to them given how he is a man sitting on a woman's lap, stupid gender roles - but to him it means so much more. 

Sitting on your lap is sacred. It is the safest he could ever feel. And it is the thing which connects you and him so deeply. Afterall, it was sitting in your lap that made him realise that he was worthy of love and saving. 

He will always cherish it. Always. 

"What did you hope I would do to you tonight?" you ask him. 

He shrugs his shoulders, "it's alright, we don’t have to do it." 

"No hey, tell me. I'm curious."

"Really?" 

"Yes, tell me", you encourage him, patting his butt gently.

"Well basically", Jungkook begins, "I had hoped that you would drag me to the playroom by the harness and then tie my arms to my back." 

"Mhm", you caress his round buttocks, "continue." 

"You know with the slings we own and you would have done it really tightly, so I can’t escape. Maybe I could have struggled at first so you would have had to use some force to get me where you want me to." 

"That's hot", you squeeze his butt  "what next?"

"I didn't really plan that far ahead, but I know something with me standing up. Maybe you could have used a flesh light on me to edge me. I don’t know." 

"Mhhm", you hum in approval, "that really sounds amazing."

"Yeah I know", he says and sighs, "but this is really good too." 

"Yeah? So you're okay with not doing it? I just really can’t bring myself to think tonight."

"Of course it’s alright, I understand completely", Jungkook says, nodding his head. He squeezes you softly, "please don’t feel bad, mommy." 

"You're so sweet, Bunny. Fuck, I adore you so much." 

"I adore you too", Jungkook says and smiles. Hearing those words will always feel epic to him. 

You exhale in relaxation and bury your nose in his hair. You abandon his round butt to explore his back again, starting from the bottom and going all the way up to the nape of neck before going down again. You repeat this action over and over again, stopping every now and then when your fingers begin playing with one of the metal hooks mindlessly. You can hear how your touches make Jungkook's breathing become more and more relaxed and you can feel how they cover his soft skin in goosebumps. 

This is truly what you needed tonight.

You love being Jungkook's dominant, you really do.

You love those wild and confident moments, they turn you on and make you feel so fulfilled. When you spend a lot of time planning a scene and it turns out even better in the end, it leaves you on a high of endorphins. 

But those moments require a lot of brain energy from you. They require planning and constant awareness of Jungkook's bodily and mental state, they require attention to the finer details and creativity with your words. And truly those moments fuel you. 

But it is the calmer moments, the quiet type of domination that fill the last empty spot in your puzzle of fulfillment. When you feel Jungkook's weight on your lap, when he kneels by your feet, when you make sure that he is well taken care of, when sometimes you don’t even have to use words for Jungkook to already help you, when you can tower over him as he is sitting or watch his cheeks become crimson after a spank to his butt.

"You're so soft, mommy", Jungkook whispers.

You smile. And when he calls you by your favorite nickname. There is no other word which carries as much adoration and devotion than this little five letter word. 

And truly, those tiny moments are what keep you feeling fulfilled with your every fibre. 

"You're so soft too, my Bunny", you say, squeezing his waist in a quick hug. 

Jungkook purrs happily, snuggling closer.

"But aren’t you cold baby?" you ask. 

"Just a little, it’s okay", Jungkook assures you. 

"No it's not, my Bunny isn’t supposed to be cold", you say, squeezing him tightly. 

Jungkook giggles and snuggles into you happily, "it's really fine, mommy." 

"Yeah? So cuddles in bed don’t sound good to you?" 

Jungkook shifts, "okay change of plan. I am very cold and very miserable." 

You laugh. He is so funny. 

"Gosh, you stupid noodle", you chuckle and pat his butt, "let's go then." 

Jungkook stumbles off of you and waits until you have stood up as well. Suddenly he steps closer, hooking his arms under your legs before swooping you right off the floor. 

"Jungkook", you squeak, locking your arms around his neck tightly, "what are you doing?"

"You said your feet hurt, so I'll carry you to bed", he says and bounces you in his arms just once to get a better grip.

"God, you stupid noodle", you murmur, nuzzling your face into his neck. 

And so Jungkook carries you to bed bridal style, making sure not to bump your head against the door on accident. 

He places you down on the bed. 

"No wait, actually carry me to the bathroom. I wanna shower first." 

Jungkook obeys gladly, leaving the bathroom afterwards to give you your privacy and well-deserved you-time. 

You take a long and hot shower and it feels rejuvenating. You leave the bathroom in your favorite pyjamas and a smile on your face. 

Jungkook is in bed when you come back. You look at the pile of neatly folded harnesses on the dresser and then your boyfriend. He is wearing the same pyjamas as you because you and him own matching pyjamas exclusively. It is your most comfiest way to show the world that you and him were an inseparable team. 

"Gosh this is sad, I was sorta hoping you would still be in your attire."

"Oh?" he widens his eyes, "I'm sorry, I thought that I could undress now that the play is off the table. Should I put it back on?" he babbles, already halfway out of bed. 

"Relax Bunny, I was just messing with you", you say and cackle. 

"Oh. Okay", Jungkook laughs in embarrassment, "I, I knew that of course." 

You chuckle and climb on the bed. Jungkook opens the blanket for you, shimmying closer once you are resting comfortably. 

"You're so pretty", he says with a fond grin. 

"Thank you", you murmur, reaching out to brush his hair out of his eyes. 

Jungkook sighs at the touch. He begins rubbing his fingers up and down your back, making you tingle amazingly. 

"How were your exams by the way?" Jungkook knows that it is safe to ask now. You are relaxed and the question won’t burden you.

"They were alright I guess. I don’t know", you shrug your shoulders, "Misses Kang actually asked a question about the topic." 

"The one she said that you don’t need to study for?" 

"Yup." 

"Urgh, stupid cow. This is such a Misses Kang move." 

"Yeah I know. Honestly I'm so looking forward to next semester when we don’t have her anymore." 

"Me too, she is such a nuisance." 

You agree with a nod of your head before you need to smile. 

"What?" Jungkook asks. 

"Nothing, I just like you." 

Jungkook blushes, "I like you too." 

Truth is that his support makes you feel so warm inside. He may have never met Misses Kang but he knows from your stories that she is someone who annoys you greatly and that is all he needs to know to join in on your shit talking about her. And it feels great. It feels great and amazing to have someone who will hate on the same people as you and who will call them stupid when they annoy you. Now, you don’t actually hate Misses Kang and Jungkook would also never talk badly about her to anyone other than you, but it still feels nice to have someone to agree with on your annoyance when you need it. 

Sometimes you wonder if that is part of what being in love with each other is about. You have his back and he has your back and you can always count on the other to join in on a little shit talking rant. 

"But now I’m done till May, thank fuck." 

"Mh-hm", Jungkook gives your side a soft squeeze, "I'm really proud of you." 

"Stop, oh my god", you whisper, lowering your eyes. You can accept two types of compliments these days. Compliments about your appearance and compliments about your cooking. What you can not, for the love you, accept without flustering is Jungkook telling you that he is proud of you. 

"I'm serious, you’re so hardworking and it's really great to see you like this." 

"Like what? Stressed out and tired?" you joke in hopes of diffusing the situation. 

"No, not that. Just you doing something that you like doing, I’m happy that you are able to do it." 

You smile, sniffling quietly.

"Goddamnit Bunny, making me wanna cry here." 

"Hehe", he giggles and grins cutely, "I just wanna compliment you because you're cute and I love you." 

You look into his eyes before kissing his lips. Jungkook sighs in an instant, melting into the way too short kiss. 

"I love you too, Bunny." 

A soft smile tugs at Jungkook's pretty lips. His eyelids lower slightly in that cute eye smile kinda way. He scoots closer to you, intertwining his fingers with yours. 

"Can you kiss me again?" he asks, giving you a cute pout, "please mommy?" 

"Gosh you're so cute", you say, drawing closer to claim his lips in a slow kiss. 

Jungkook sighs and presses himself as close as possible. He feels so good inside. 

You smile into the kiss, fingers getting lost in his soft hair. They won’t find their way out for a very long time tonight.

Truly it's those little moments that make you feel so perfectly complete.​

[parchmentedpetrichor]

➳the girl in the lilac dress ♠ ♡

in which y/n meets fred's ex-girlfriend, days after fred confessed his love for her. there's still some confusion on the status of their relationship. angst -> fluff. narrated by you, y/n l/n.

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tw: angst (not too bad though), mean words, blood, mentions of auror missions, kidnapping, needles, st mungo's

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ft. hermione, lee and alicia

I don't wanna look at anything else now that I saw you

I don't wanna think of anything else now that I thought of you

the girl in the lilac dress

i was in a good mood. on the way to work to receive my mission, i was humming a song that had just come out. it was catchy and worth the wait.

out of the corner of my eye, a lilac colour appeared suddenly. strange, i thought. it approached me, in the form of a beautiful woman. she had the lightest grey eyes and the smoothest milky-white skin, and the shiniest locks of dark brown hair. she walked in a flowy lilac gown, her slim model-like body walking in a model-like fashion.

i was pretty sure she wasn't headed towards me, but when her luxurious voice said "good morning" in the calmest tone possible to me, i looked at her confusedly.

"hi!" i replied brightly, smiling.

she smiled sinisterly, "my name is pretoria aphrodite, i'm fred's ex-girlfriend."

he hadn't ever mentioned an ex, but i knew he had dated quite a few people. she made me seem like a glass of water next to a glass of red wine, naive and ugly. i was those two things anyway.

"oh! i'm y/n l/n! nice to meet you, you do seem like a daughter of aphrodite," i said politely.

"darling, all women are daughters of aphrodite. i understand fred's interested in you?"

she observed me and i laughed.

"i don't think that's quite the word. he's my best friend."

"friends with benefits?"

"oh gosh no! i don't really know where we stand, honestly."

"bitter about it?"

i thought for a second, "nah, i couldn't be. love's a hard thing."

"it is, indeed, and you work for the ministry?"

i nodded, "head of the auror office. what about you?"

"i model for witch weekly."

i gasped, "you're the p. aphrodite? i should've known!"

"big fan?" she looked amusedly at me.

"my friends are, so naturally i am."

"you don't seem the type fred usually goes for."

"i wouldn't say he's even going for me," i said cautiously.

"you are much too cutesie for his type."

i glanced up at her. she was smiling kindly.

"pfft, but better cutesie than nothing, amirite?" i asked friendlily, "well it's been nice to talk with you, but i gotta hurry!"

"no worries, i'll come with you, i have some business at the ministry too. have you seen his past exes?"

"uhh, not really?"

"well they're all models for one magazine or another."

"oh, okay. and that's important because...?" i asked her carefully.

"i just thought you should know."

i laughed, "i'm not model material, am i? i don't mind at all."

she looks taken aback. "i would say, with longer hair," she plucked a hair out of my poor mess of locks, "and a shorter upper body, with perhaps lip fillers, you'd look model-like."

her tone was analysing and not at all attacking.

"only three things??" i asked, shocked.

"you are rather... pretty already," she mused, "not model-like, but cute."

we had reached the ministry.

"thanks, see you later!" she waved and disappeared.

all that was left was a buzzing fly which soon flew away.

i immediately dialled in my auror code in the red telephone box and was sent into hermione granger's office.

"'mione! how good to see you!" i hugged her.

"hello y/n!"

in the ministry and the auror department, the head of the auror office was probably more important than the minister for magic. i didn't know why. she had brought me a cup of hot chocolate.

"thanks, 'mione, you didn't need to. what's the mission today?"

"two babies are being held hostage in a coded location by a person who calls themselves the light lord. dark lord, light lord, y'know?" she handed me a coded piece of parchment.

i thoughtfully pondered, "the light lord. who do you need?"

"i was hoping you go on this mission, then you could give me some news on this light lord person."

"that's doable. we'll need to bring in hepole and a ministry official to negotiate passports and such. and a strong auror team."

"right on it. i'll get wally becker and charlotte-ann becker. they're a force to be reckoned with on the borders."

"how much experience?"

"they're twins, been doing this for about fifty years now."

"perfect. and hepole?"

"on the way."

"thanks, minister," i winked at her, getting out my telephone and dialling the disguise unit.

"hello, poplinn speaking."

"pop, we need a few disguises. light lord."

"miss l/n! o-of course!"

"and pop?"

"y-yeah?"

"call me y/n."

i hung up, dialling harry's office.

"harry, call draco and be in my office in ten minutes. i don't care what business he's doing with scorpius, we've got babysitters here. light lord, perhaps a second of voldemort."

"of course."

i picked up the ringing phone that was in the corner of hermione's office.

"y/n, me and scorpy are having a zoo day, we're at the muggle zoo you suggested."

"sorry dray, but it's important."

"there's no one else?"

"there are others, but we need your expertise."

there was a pause, "i won't need to show my dark mark?"

"it's fading anyway. no."

"i'll be paid?"

"in hundreds."

"how old are the children?"

"2 and 4," hermione said.

the silence told me he was sold.

"i'll be there."

i picked up the big microphone and said, "auror unit 156 to the brief room. no need to bring anything. see you there!"

"good luck," hermione grimly said, "be safe, head."

"mhm and cup o' coffee tomorrow? if i survive, that is," i grinned.

"'course."

i smiled, "c'ya!"

she was shaking her head.

"oi, no disappointment, 'mione! i was the one who got the ministry out of paperwork!"

"burning paper doesn't count, y/n."

"it wasn't burning paper, hermione granger, it was arson."

"no, it was the saddest form of arson i've ever seen."

"hey! that's rude."

"just go on your mission already."

i laughed, "on it, minister. kalle?"

kalle looked at me, "yes?"

"tell miss minister to take a break and play a game or something, will you?"

she smiled, "okay."

"give my thanks to your mother too, loved the cookies!"

"alright, good luck, head!"

"thanks, bye!"

i apparated to the brief room, where everyone was strapped into special camouflage clothes.

i handed hepole the parchment and immediately began briefing the unit, harry and draco, on the mission.

"please be safe out there. if you're injured, apparate or travel back here, okay?"

i looked at hepole.

he cleared his throat, "they're in albania. the forest there."

"okay. harry and draco will provide attacking forces," the two nodded.

"i want lopex, quentin blake, quentin grill and hilly to break into any establishment," i say to the team, "and eron, hawks, melv, argonas to hold the offender hostage. johnathan, team healer as always. i'll take the children. hepole, you come and accompany us till the forest, then you have my permission to stay back, and beckers, stay invisible with the cloak, write a report for the minister when you come back, understand? have faith, team! i believe in you. we travel by apparition with the machine in three minutes. call your family, chat, have a snack, drink some water, and relax."

i picked up my telephone and dialled my parents.

"hi mum, dad, i'm going on a mission!"

"alright, be safe sweetie," my mum called.

"yeah, don't die kiddo," my dad added.

"right right, i love you, bye!"

the mission was successful. we rescued the children and sent the kidnapper to trial for azkaban. i escaped with a gash on my forearm, but quickly fixed it up with a spell. it ended late in the evening, so the team healer had gone home. the wound kept opening again, but i wasn't sure if it needed stitches.

putting everything away and making sure the aurors were okay, i headed back to the apartment i shared with fred.

i felt emotionally and physically drained, ready to enjoy a good shower and a good late dinner.

when i fiddled with the key to the door and opened it, my heart absolutely stopped.

pretoria aphrodite was kissing fred passionately. i felt my heart fall ten thousand flights of stairs in disappointment. of course. i was all a rebound who was pathetically in love with him.

when they stopped and saw me, pretoria smirked and fred stood up, astounded.

"uhh, continue? sorry," i apologised awkwardly.

"wait, y/n, it's not what it looks like-" he said.

"i don't mind, be safe," i smiled, too tired and too weak to do anything, closing the door and feeling tears well up in my eyes as i took my bag and myself somewhere. anywhere away from this all. my wound burned. i cursed under my breath as i made my way to st mungo's.

"y/n, you should have come here earlier!" yvonne, my friend, says, as she slowly injects a needle into me, "it's infected! and it needs stitches."

i laughed, "everything needs stitches. this is why i didn't become a healer, yvonne."

she shook her head in dismay.

"lol."

i watched the needle go in.

then she stitched the bloody mess of a wound up, cleaning it gently.

"now i can't stay, y/n," i pouted, "no, don't give me that face, i have other patients."

i nodded, "thanks yvonne."

"no problems. take care. you're too reckless."

"am not!"

she laughed. "that's funny."

after the trip to st mungo's which was pretty short, i wondered what to do. my mind kept floating to the scene i had just witnessed.

i was just the stupid, stupid, girl he used as a rebound. he didn't even use me as a real rebound, just someone who was simply infatuated with him to help him forget his unforgettable ex.

looking at a shop window, i caught a glimpse of myself. i hated being insecure but it happened.

i looked ugly. eyes too small, nose too big, lips not full enough. my thighs touched and i didn't have abs. i had a long gash running down my forearm, surrounded by other cuts. my hair was messy and disgusting. compared to the angel on earth pretoria was, i was nothing. small and plain was nothing when luxurious and beautiful was present.

and it hurt. my heart hurt. my head hurt.

i shook my head gently of my thoughts, chuckling bitterly.

fred weasley was completely and utterly out of my league.

whatevs, i thought. hurting was fine.

deciding to get over him once and for all, i bought some groceries and apparated to the doorstep of lee and alicia's glamorous cottage.

i knocked twice on the door. "hellooo!" i called out.

"baby, can you get that?" lee asked alicia.

alicia opened the door, smiling as she saw me.

"hey ali!"

"hi! come in!"

at first glance i could tell she knew something wrong.

"can i sleep here tonight? and take a shower? and eat some of your food please guys? and maybe steal a shirt i left here for safekeep? and maybe use your telephone? i'm really sorry for troubling you, so i got you guys snacks."

i was the second cousin by marriage of lee. it was good overall, but he was super naughty.

"snacks?"

"your favourites."

"then i guess you can," he said cheekily and i laughed.

"alicia, i don't know how or why you ended up with this child, but i'm glad you did," i told her and she laughed heartily.

"he's cute, isn't he?"

"no," i quickly stepped into the guest bedroom and took a long shower, letting a few tears slip but not enough so that it looked like it. i was subtle.

i bundled up in heavy clothing and wrapped my hair in a towel.

gingerly, i bandaged the wound.

by the snores in the other room, lee was asleep. i crept out quietly, going to cook something.

alicia was sitting down, with my favourite comfort meal prepared. i felt tears of appreciation well up in my eyes.

"thank you, ali, i love you."

"you damn well do."

we both giggled.

"what happened?" she asked me.

"nothing. i just wanted a change."

"from fred? liar. i'll ask again. what happened, y/n?"

"just a long mission, that's all."

"after long missions you usually watch movies with fred."

"couldn't i visit my best friend and my cuz?"

"you visit us on weekends. it's a friday."

"well i wanted to visit you!"

"bullshit."

"is it that hard to believe?"

"what the fuck did fred do to you?"

"nothin'?"

"c'mon y/n, you have to tell me. there's a reason why you didn't go to angie and george's tonight."

"i went here because they're super kissy. you guys have space and act normally. i appreciate that."

"you're awesome at lying."

"i'm not lying!"

"does this happen to involve pretoria aphrodite?"

i nodded, sighing, "she's so nice and pretty." i played with my food.

"i bumped into her. she's pretty, but not nice."

"oh?"

"she called me fiercely ugly. she forgot i model for witch weekly too."

"what did you say back?"

"i told her to fuck off."

i laughed, "she was very nice to me. but next time i see her imma kill her."

"of course she was nice to you, you're a lil angel! anyway, she's an animagus, didya know?"

"whoa how did you know?"

"caught her in a jar. she's a fly. who do you think told hermione to catch rita skeeter in the jar?"

i laughed, "rita skeeter is a beetle! gosh, she's annoying."

"what did fred and pretoria do?"

"nothing."

"please tell me?"

"they-" i swallowed, "they were kissing, and so i came here because i didn't wanna watch anymore."

"hang on, he told you he loved you a few days ago?"

i nodded.

"that doesn't seem right."

i shrugged, "pretoria's better than me. i don't blame him."

"his mother would kill him!"

i shrugged again, "i don't think he was legit when he said that."

"molly weasley, y/n!"

"look, he can explain it to you, i don't even wanna hear it. the first stage of mourning is denial, they say."

"doesn't mean it's good."

"denial is awesome. it's ignorance, but you choose to be stupid. i'm already so stupid!" i groaned, covering my face with my hands, "so so so so so so so stupid, foolish, dumb, and i don't want you to tell me i'm not because i know i am. pathetic."

i gobbled down the rest of the meal, "ths 's delicous," i said, swallowing, "g'night!"

"don't be afraid to let it all out."

"yeah."

i shut the door softly, before brushing my teeth and collapsing exhaustedly on the bed, nodding off quickly.

the next day, i woke at 4am, and put on new clothes, apparating to the phone box and filling out paperwork for the missions yesterday.

i joined hermione quickly, handing her a cappucino and sipping my mocha.

"court sitting this early?" she asked me.

i nodded, "mistake of sirius black, now they do all court sittings within 24 hours of arrest."

"that's smart."

"yeah. it's good. he's obviously guilty right? just a dust of veritaserum to bring it all out?"

"i reckon he'll just confess."

"criminals don't go down easily."

"you guys did a spotting job. the children were unharmed."

"are they here today?"

"they're in st mungo's. being monitored."

"parents?"

"dead."

"oh gosh, those poor children. what's going to happen to them?"

"someone's adopting them, wally becker and his wife."

"that's awesome."

the court hushed as we entered the room. hermione and i shared amused glances and began the sitting.

he was found to be guilty and was chucked in azkaban.

"what an idiot, sending a message like that."

"yup," i chuckled, "what with hepole in our ministry, they never escape."

we laughed.

"how's everything with ron?" i asked her.

"i don't know if he's still into me?"

i almost laugh at her statement, "bro. of course he is."

"i never see him."

"then see him more!"

"how? i'm so busy!"

"busy enough for ron?" we both took sandwiches from the canteen lady with courteous smiles and words.

we sat down at the cafeteria.

"i guess not, but he's busy!"

"busy enough for you?"

"i guess not."

"'xactly."

"but he might not wanna go on a date."

"why? the boy's obsessed with you, 'mione!"

the aurors and ministry workers looked at us in fear as i rose up. i chuckled.

i immediately skipped over to the telephone, putting in the WWW's number.

"y/n! what on earth are you doing?" hermione said in a panicked tone.

"nothing to be worried 'bout."

"hello?" it was george. i thanked the heavens for that.

"yolo george, give the phone to your lil bro please."

"'kay."

hermione was gaping at me. i smirked at her.

"y/n?"

"hey ron, i want you to meet me in rosemary park at 5pm today."

"o-okay."

"could you also bring hermione's favourite snacks and wear an extra jumper?"

"what? why?"

"i'm curious, that's all," i said, "see you there!"

"is that y/n?" i heard fred's voice.

"nup, it isn't," i replied.

and with that, i hung up.

"hey 'mione?"

she was glaring at me, "what."

"meet me at rosemary park at 5pm?" i batted my eyelashes at her, before bursting out in laughter.

she laughed, "i love you."

"pfft, love ya too. you really are too careful. like he would reject you."

"what do you think i should wear?"

"let's go off work early today, at 3," i suggested, "we're both on top of our work anyway."

"okay! you wanna go now?"

"it's 11?"

"yeah!"

"alrighty! kalle!"

kalle turned to us, "yes?"

"hi! me and minister are going out to talk about the mission."

"alright, bye."

we apparate to hogsmeade.

"what theme do you wanna go for?"

"hmm," she thought for a second, "floral!"

"alrighty!" i fumbled for my cell phone and dialled the WWW's again.

"hello?" it was fred this time.

"heyo freddie," i said to him like nothing had ever happened, "tell ron to dress up at 5 pm in something cute but not too out there, preferably in florals or somethin', and he better bring me hermione's favourite flowers."

"wha? if he's going with you then- ohhhh."

"thanks, bye."

"wait!"

"mhm?"

"can we talk?"

"erm- about what exactly?"

"everything."

i sighed, "later, okay? i'm out with hermione and you've got work."

"okay. have a good time, lovely."

"you too."

i was utterly confused. here he was one day kissing pretoria, and now he was calling me lovely?

what the hell was going on?

"let's go, mione!"

we went and bought her a pretty pink dress with white lilies adorning it. it was cute and definitely casual, sort of like a sundress.

"what if he doesn't come?" hermione chewed on her lip.

"hermione jean granger, we both know that ron is absolutely definitely a thousand times head over heels in love with you. he wouldn't ditch you for the world! and look at you! anyone can see he's lucky to have you! you both are star-crossed. when has he ever ever ditched you?"

"with lav brown."

"lavender, she's, she's dead, hermione," i said carefully, "fenrir greyback bit her to death. it was a tragic, heroic, death. she was listed in the extended casualties sent to my office a few months after the battle. i think she's watching down on us from wherever she is up there."

"she's dead?"

"yeah," i replied sadly, "life is so short."

"yeah."

"what i'm tryna say, is that that might've happened, but it won't happen again now that he knows you love him and he loves you. understand?"

"yeah."

"and love him well, for the sake of lavender brown."

"for the sake of lavender brown," she said, smiling.

"yup, now, light lord. his name is actually pont knight."

"pont knight?"

"former assistant of me."

"pont knight?"

"yeah, i know right."

"how did he go again?"

"oh, i fired him," i laughed.

"why?"

"smart guy but terribly lazy and he kept asking for promotions! like please do something if you want money."

"interesting."

"he moved to eastern europe to chase after the trendiness of the islands. i think it was just an excuse. he's changed. he used to be clean-shaven and have the blondest hair."

"do you think he did anything else?"

"we did put him on veritaserum, right?"

"yeah, but it's illegal to put someone on it for more than 10 minutes now in court sittings."

"we could go visit him in azkaban later? i'll take gregir."

"yeah, maybe tomorrow or the day after?"

i nodded, "'course. today is a rest day for the aurors right?"

she nodded, "yeah, half of the agency is at home or working out in the gym."

"good. sometimes this work is so tolling, 'mione."

"yeah, i heard from st mungo's you got hurt?" her eyes were concerned.

i rolled up my sleeve, "that's it."

"that's it? what do you mean, that's terrible! you need to take better care of yourself."

"well sometimes it's hard to. it was worth it."

we continued chatting until it was 4:30.

"oop!" she checked her watch, "i have to go!"

"good luck! tell me how it goes, minister! i'll head back to check if anyone's called for you or me and dust it all up."

"thanks. i owe you."

"nah. i owe my job to you. if minister for magic didn't exist, i wouldn't either. i love you 'mione, be safe!"

"love you too!"

i apparated to the phone box and typed my letters in.

with a whoosh, i immediately spotted two letters and a beeping phone. i answered the phone, solving the problem of the woman on the other end of the line and scribbled a reply to both of the letters.

i finished the paperwork and sent it off, then visited my office. it was piling with letters. i answered all of them, redirecting some of them to different departments, before calling everyone back.

i spotted some of the aurors from yesterday's mission sitting in the cafeteria and talking.

i sat down next to them, "how are you guys doing? any injuries?"

they shook their heads, "we've been spending time in the healer's office and just exercising lightly by the orders of johnny," argonas explained and i nodded.

"take it lightly, and go home if you want to. seeing family always helps the process, hopefully not too many nightmares?"

they laughed, "nightmares all the time, miss," hawk said lightly, "get used to it in this job."

i frowned, "have you tried speaking to doctor yvonne? she might have ways to solve nightmares."

"ahh, miss, sleeping draughts can only do so much," hawk replied cordially.

i laughed, "alright, hawkeye, but just make sure you're not getting traumatised okay? what about you, lopex, quentins?"

they shrugged.

"it's okay? the door was very hard to bust into," lopex said quietly, "we had to try several bombarding charms."

"now, lop, it was easy work!" draco said, sitting down, "hello, head auror, hello unit."

it brought on a cacophony of greetings.

"how are you doing, dray?" harry sat down next to him, "hi everyone!"

we all replied with more greetings and a steady conversation started and flowed for a couple of hours.

i felt my cell phone go off and i excused myself, noting it was 9pm already.

i apparated to the apartment doorstep, knocking on the door just in case anything was happening. i checked the caller id, it was hermione.

fred opened the door, hair messy, still good looking. i smiled at him, patting his shoulder as i ran to the ringing telephone and picked it up.

"y/n!" i could just hear the beam in hermione's voice.

"'mione! how did it go?"

"absolutely wonderful, head auror, ahhh, he's so cute!"

"what happened?" i asked, smiling already.

"well it was really cold when i saw the picnic blanket, which was matching my dress for some weird reason, and ron was there in the cutest button up and he looked so handsoME and he gave me a flower, he's always handsome but i just can't! ahhhh!" she squealed and i clapped my hands in excitement.

"and then i was shivering and he gave me hiS JUMPER and it smelled like him and oh my gosh i think i might just be in love, y/n!"

i giggled, "my cooling charm did work!"

"whaT y/n????"

cackling, i said, "continue, i wanna hear more this is so adorable!!!"

i ignored the dirty glance fred gave me, quietening my voice.

"and then we had food and he said he had cooked it himself and was being such a dear and i told him that i loved him over and over again!!!"

i squealed silently again.

"and, and, gosh my english has gone out of the window!"

"english is nothing compared to the language of love!!" i giggled.

"we watched the sunset whilst cuddling, and i fell asleep and then when i woke up i was in his bed and he was looking at me intently and i just, i'm the luckiest girl alive!"

"you are but you deserve it! that's so sweet! i'm happy for you goshhh, you are the cutest couple. you're both such darlings!"

"and then we watched a muggle movie and he got scared of the spiders and it was so adorable ahhhhHHHH!!!"

"that's the cutesttttt," i gushed.

another dirty look from fred. i gave him a frown back.

"and then he walked me home and it started raining and we kissed in the rain and another check off of my bucketlist and oh my gosh he's so perfect."

"oh gosh that's beautiful," i was smiling uncontrollably.

"anyway," her tone changed into one of mischief, "wanna meet up tomorrow to talk about it?"

"sure thing! when and where? i'll be there!"

"erm, lemme chec- think," i heard the suspicious rustling of papers.

"you're sus. let's just talk about it over the phone. i don't want anything weird."

"how about 10 am in the morning at the field of fireflies?"

"that's a highly romantic place, miss minister. isn't it for couples or something?"

"no? you must be talking about fiona farm."

oh. "yeah, probs, well okay, it better have good coffee. i'm dying of boredom too, does it have a playground??" i asked, hopefully crossing my fingers.

"nope."

"awww, shucks, i don't think i'll go then. you wanna come over though?"

"no please come! there's a surprise!"

i was sold, "lovely. i'll be there at 9:30!"

"no, no, don't do that."

"what the hell, hermione, you're being so suspicious!"

"i'm not, okay? just come on time, you won't regret it."

"if there's any funny business i'm not committing arson ever again."

"oh crap."

i sighed.

"just come anyway!!! good night cheerio!!!"

"what the-"

the line ended.

i frowned, noticing the glare fred gave me yet again.

"is everything okay??" i asked him.

"no," he said rudely.

"well, do you need any help?"

"no."

"how was your day?"

"fine."

i sighed, "okay."

"you called ron cute."

i laughed lightly, "that's it?? and so what's kissing a girl huh, nothing? i called him cute because he treats 'mione like a goddess, because she is a goddess, for goodness sake. and he is cute, in a completely objective way," i added absentmindedly, "all you weasleys are."

he frowned.

"she kissed me!"

"oh i don't mind, i couldn't. my two braincells can't handle it. you kiss whoever you wanna, okay? live, laugh, love, and all that." i smiled.

he was silent.

"and we can talk after i meet up with hermione, okay?"

"okay."

"we don't needa if you don't wanna, of course. g'night."

"have a nice sleep."

the next morning, i got up and went to the field of fireflies or whatever.

it was a beautiful place. it was a full on field. meadows stretched across the near english countryside. the sky was clear and light, and the world around me was stunning.

winds blew from all directions, and i soon found myself accio!ing a jumper.

"hermioneeee???" i called, "you're leaving me hanging."

had hermione stood me up? i chuckled at the very thought, soon rolling in the field of flowers as i laughed.

"hermione you devil you stood me up! you left your poor little work wife hanging!" i shouted dramatically.

i suddenly spotted a little house? by the side of the meadow.

i ran towards it.

"whoa."

it was absolutely magnificent. beige little bricks were stacked on top of each other, grey bricks dotted in. the shillings were dark green, and plants hung out everywhere in the cracks of the house.

large windows which reflected the blue light in the sky spanned across the whole house, and a single wooden door stood ajar.

i just wish i had brought a camera. i sat on the grass, playing with the hem of my jumper sadly. even hermione didn't have time for me. i wondered what a sad person i must seem like.

"contemplating life there?" i heard a far off voice. i swung my head around, seeing fred standing and grinning.

yeah well duh i was, no thanks to you, i thought.

i immediately got up.

"we can talk here, right?" fred asked, as he brought me into the house.

"wow," inside, it was cluttered and messy, with plants sprouting everywhere and bookcases and things everywhere. i loved it.

"you like it?" he asked.

"love it."

"good, because i bought it," he laughed at my flabbergasted expression, "i'm rich, darlin'. let's sit, i cooked lunch."

"was this your plan? to have hermione stand me up?" i asked.

"love, i wouldn't call this a plan. simply just a boy trying to explain himself."

"look i don't need an explanation. i told you, you can love whoever you wanna, i don't mind, i don't care, i support."

"but i'm gonna have to explain because i wanna kiss you."

"then go ahead," i sighed, "if you're lying i will stab you."

"jeesh okay."

i looked at him.

"oh yeah, i forgot the food, here," he said casually, handing me a plate filled with yummy looking delicacies. i was willing to put up with his rubbish story telling for the food, i guess.

"alright, i'm all ears."

"okay. so she talked with you right?"

i nodded.

"did she take a piece of hair from you?”

i nodded again.

"so you came home just right about when the night lights flicker on in london. or so i thought it was you. it was actually, aphrodite, yeah? in polyjuice potion. and she knocked on the door, which i thought was strange. i opened it and she immediately kissed me, as you. and it was weird but it was you and i would give the world to kiss you like that," he said bluntly and i could feel my face heating up, "and then it went like that for a few seconds and she turned into pretoria, and by then the woman had her claws on me. then the door opened and i knew i had made a mistake and then you left and apologised so sweetly. i'm so so sorry, my love, please, i never meant to hurt you, i never meant to do anything. i broke up with her last year. i haven't wanted to be with her since. i want to be with you."

i looked at him. i knew he was genuine.

"okay. i'm sorry too, for not trusting you. i guess i was just really unsure of our relationship. it's still kinda blurry."

"what do you wanna be?"

"could we be official, please?"

he grinned, "of course."

then smiling sheepishly, he added, "can i kiss you now?"

"only if i'm the only girl you kiss from now on," i teased, smiling.

he blushed, placing my hands over his heart. it was beating very very fast.

"feel that, beautiful?"

i nodded.

"only you."

he gave me a cheesy grin and laughed at my blushing face, before tilting my head upwards and going in for a kiss but kissing my cheek.

"that's not fair!"

and that's how his head ended up falling into my lap, as i ran my fingers through his ginger strands.

he had fallen asleep just as the sunset began.

it was breathtaking. hues of orange and red danced across the sky.

"i can think of something a lot more beautiful than that," fred said, smiling.

"oh?"

"yeah. yeah."

"i don't believe you."

"that's because you can't see yourself right now."

[ericsangyeon]

black lace and birthday cake - l.sy

“Look so good yeah, look so sweet. Baby you deserve a treat.”

pairing: sangyeon x female! reader

word count: 2.8k

genre: suggestive, fluff

theme: sangyeon’s birthday gang au

warnings: SMUT!!, profanity, alcohol

a/n: hey guys! i’m back with my long awaited sequel! this can be read as a stand alone but it does take place in the same universe as my other story addicted. again please be nice i’m still not used to writing smut. this was also edited but there could be mistakes! enjoy it! -t :D

playlist moodboard 

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“Do you have anything for Sangyeons birthday? It's in two days.” Kevin asks me while we are in the Starbucks line.

“No not yet. Honestly, I was going to cook him dinner or something. He's been too busy anyways.” I answer him as we move up.

“Boring!! You have been dating for how long? You should surprise him with something he would love.” Kevin says. All of a sudden his eyes widened. “Oh my gosh I have an idea!” He yells a little too loudly.

“Kevin Moon, I swear to god... But let's hear it.” I roll my eyes at him.

“You should dr- Wait, let me order first and then I'll tell you.” Kevin snickers and walks up to the counter, with me in tow.

After getting our drinks, Kevin and I started to walk around the mall. We’re killing time before our afternoon classes, and Kevin wanted to buy a pair of shoes for himself.

“You never told me what I should do for Sang’s birthday.” I nagged Kevin.

He smirked. “You should go to his apartment the day of, send him a picture of yourself in the lingerie your about to buy and then give him the best sex of his and your life” Kevin says proudly.

My eyes widened and before I can protest, Kevin continues his idea.

“I know you guys have had a crazy sex life. Don’t try to argue, it's obvious with all the turtlenecks you wear. He has been busy with the gang, and this will forsure make him come to you. Quite literally.” Kevin explains to me before taking my hand.

“I guess? I mean, I've been really horny lately and the combination of my vibrator and sexting does nothing for me.” I say to Kevin. He laughs and drags me into Victoria’s Secret.

“Ahh, this is exciting! You're gonna pick out some sexy lingerie! I swear, you’ll get Sangyeon coming in his pants before he even gets his hands on you.”

“Shut up,” I try to say but instead, I blush hard. We proceed to walk over to the lingerie section, as I eye the mannequins on display. Maybe this isn't such a bad idea after all.

-

November 4th. Sangyeons birthday.

The person looking back at me in my mirror was completely different. I had curled my hair into loose ringlets that rested on my face. I did my eyeshadow with a smokey dark colour, and left my lips bare, as it would all be removed anyways. On my body is a black lace push up bra that barely covers my breasts, with matching panties that highlight my ass. Attached to the underwear on both legs are garters that rest on my upper thighs. Pleased with how I look, I smiled at myself and prepare to leave.

I grab my overnight bag, as I probably will need it. I put on my silver heels and  black long coat, and I leave my apartment. On the way to his penthouse, I stopped at the bakery to pick up the cake I had ordered for him earlier today.

Pulling into Sangyeon’s private garage, I park my car and spot Younghoon, the lead bodyguard of the penthouse. I get out of my car and walk over to him.

“Good afternoon Ms. Y/Ln. Sangyeon isnt home.” Younghoon greets me.

“I know, thank you. I want to surprise him for his birthday!” I reply back, smiling.

“Oh okay! Well I’ll leave you to it. I’ll even stay on the garage floor for you.” He says with a hint of teasing.

I roll my eyes and laugh. “I’ll call you if anything goes wrong. Thanks Hoon, you're the best!” I flash him my best smile as he opens the elevator door for me and laughs.

When I get up to Sangyeons penthouse, I am greeted with no staff at all.

“I guess he sent his staff home today thinking he would crash at the mob house.” I think to myself.  Due to the high volume of work, Sangyeon has been staying at the TBZ house lately, which is why I never get to see him.

I reach his bedroom, and remove my long coat to hide in his closet. I prop my phone up on his night table, set up the camera to a timer, and proceed to take a risky picture of myself.

“I really hope this works.” I think to myself posing as the timer goes off. I grabbed my phone and my jaw dropped.

It was a picture of myself dressed in the black lingerie, kneeling on his bed. There in perfect HD, are my hard nipples poking through the bra, and my legs spread on my knees to reveal my pussy covered in black lace fabric connected to garders on my thighs.

It was great. I pulled up Sangyeons contact and sent him the picture.

“And now we wait.” I say out loud as I lean back into his bed.

-

Forty painful minutes later, my phone vibrates next me as I lay on his bed. I roll over to check that it is a message back from Sangyeon, which I open in anticipation.

I'm coming back early, you better be on the bed when I get home. The text read. My eyes widen, and a flash of desire and giddiness shoots through my body, almost leaving me breathless with arousal. I could feel my clit starting to ache with this wave of emotion.

Before I can even remove my panties to relieve the pressure on my clit, I hear the front door to the penthouse open. I jump and rearrange myself so that I'm sitting with my legs dangling from the huge bed. I hear him drop something, and his shuffling getting closer and closer to me. I'm about to call out Sangyeon’s name when the bedroom door swings open.

There Sangyeon stands, suit jacket off and the top buttons of his shirt undone. His eyes are on fire, travelling down my body like he's about to devour me. I stare back at him frozen, as I let myself be torn apart by Sangyeon’s gaze. Finally, his eyes meet mine, and his lips curve into a smirk.

“You're a bad girl.” He whispers.

“What did I do?”  I play innocent.

“You know, how you sent me that picture while I was in a meeting just to get me riled up. Do you know the effect you have on me? I could have embarrassed myself in front of the powerful European gang.” Sangyeon growls. He starts to walk towards me slowly, every step he took making me more aroused.

Sangyeon grabs my face roughly and crashes his lips on mine. The brown haired man pushes me down onto the bed and hovers over me. He kisses me roughly, entering his tongue into my mouth when I part my lips. My hands reach up to his shirt, undoing the buttons fast to reveal his beautiful upper body. I press my hands on his abs, making him gasp into my mouth. I didn't even realize Sangyeon had taken my bra off, until his lips left mine made their way down to my bare breasts.

“Your tits are beautiful.” Sangyeon coos, bringing his mouth down. He catches my left nipple into his mouth and sucks on it softly while using his hand to fondle with my right breast. I let out a loud sigh, as he switches to the right. But when Sangyeon starts to leave open mouth kisses down my stomach, I use this chance to flip him over, making me on top.

“Y/N, baby, I'm always on top. What are you doing?” Sangyeon asks me.

“It's your birthday, let me spoil you for once.” I reply mischievously.

“Baby its okay, I dont m- fuck!” He growls as I leave an open mouth kiss above his belt.

I smirk at him as I undo his belt, and remove his pants and boxers. Sangyeons huge cock springs out, hard and angry. I pump it twice before sinking my mouth down fast.

Sangyeon hisses a string of curses and reaches to grab my hair out of my face.

“Fuck baby slow down. I still want to fuck you later.” He snarls as I moan onto his cock.

Sangyeon takes my hair and motions my head up and down on his cock. I gag when it reaches the back of my throat, tears starting to form in my eyes.

“That’s it, princess. You take my cock so well. You're doing so well, baby.”  He murmurs under his breath, loud enough for me to hear.

Sangyeon grunts loud as I feel his hot cum hit my mouth. I swallow as much as I can, and pull off to meet his eyes.

“God, those eyes. They kill me.” Sangyeon whispers as he reaches over to my face and wipes off some of his cum that got on my lips. I smiled at him, but it was not returned.

“Now I'm in control, baby. Your fun is over.” Sangyeon says quickly before kissing me. He pulls off my lips slowly, lingering there.

“I want you to take your panties off and sit on my face. Let me taste that beautiful cunt of yours.” He says against my lips. I nod my head, feeling my giddiness come back.

Sangyeon repositions himself so that he's lying against his pillows. I stand up and slowly unbuckle the garter that was holding my panties up. I turn around and remove my lace underwear slowly, my ass in Sangyeon’s face.

Before I could even think, I felt his hands on my hips. Sangyeon lifts me up and places me on his face, mouth touching my pussy. Sangyeon presses an open mouth kiss onto my clit, and starts to lick and suck it fast.

“Ah Sangyeon yes!” I moan loud as my hands grip the headboard.

I begin to ride his face, grinding on his lips.  Sangyeon slaps my ass hard, gripping my waist and I think I am seeing stars.

“Right there, yes! Fuck I’m gonna cum.” I tilt my head back and moan, speeding up the pace. He proceeds to stretch my pussy out with his fingers, and adds two inside without any warning.

This is too much for me to handle. I scream as I feel myself cum all over Sangyeon’s mouth and two fingers. He removes his fingers and kisses my clit softly. I roll off of him, and try to catch my breath.

“You taste so good always Y/N.” Sangyeon praises and runs his hand through my hair

All of a sudden. Sangyeon picks me up and walks over to the huge glass window that overlooks the city. I felt the cold glass hit my bare back, which caused me to hiss at the contact.

As I tried to turn myself around to admire the view, my back is full on slammed against the glass window. Sangyeon holds my waist and enters my pussy slowly, letting me adjust to his huge size.

“You're so goddamn tight.” I hear him whisper. I wrap my legs around his torso, making it easier for us to both adjust.

I let out a moan to let him know he bottomed out. Sangyeon removes his cock from my pussy and slams back into me fast. I scream as I feel his fingers dig into my hip bones.

His thrusts become so fast quickly and I'm helpless against him. I wrap my arms around his neck and capture his lips in a messy kiss, moaning against his mouth.

“You like that princess? Everyone seeing me fuck your tight pussy against the window? Sangyeon grunts into my ear,

I moan back, too overwhelmed to answer. He slaps my ass and presses me harder into the glass.

“Answer me, brat.” Sangyeon hisses.

“Yes Sangyeon, oh my god!” I answer him with the only words I can think of.

I can tell his orgasm is close as he pulls me to him as close as possible and thrusts into me deeply.

“FUCK!” Sangyeon yells as I feel his cum enter my pussy. He still is fucking me hard, as I feel the familar knot in my stomach.

“Sangyeon!” I scream and grip his neck as I cum.

We both fall onto the bedroom floor. Sangyeon pulls out of me and cradels my shaking body into a hug. Out of breath and overwhelmed, I feel myself start to cry.

“No baby why are you crying? You did so well. So beautiful for me, always.” Sangyeon cooes into my ear while I sob into his chest.

I look up at him. “I didn't mean to cry, that was just so amazing.” I reply softly, making him chuckle.

“Cmon, I’ll run a bath for us.” Sangyeon says as he picks me up bridal style.

We leave his bedroom and walk to the guest bathroom. A huge jacuzzi style bath rests against a glass window. Sangyeon places me gently in the tub and turns the water on. He grabs the soap and shampoo from the cupboard, placing it next to the tub. He gets in as well, and moves me so my back is against his chest. I feel him start to lather shampoo into my hair as I start to doze off.

“I hope you liked your birthday gift. I missed you a lot and wanted to do something out of the box for you.” I say tiredly to Sangyeon as he pours water over my hair.

“You're my gift everyday. I know sometimes my job gets in the way.” Sangyeon sighed. “I wish it was different, trust me. I hope you know I love you so much.” He places a kiss on the crown of my head.

“I love you too Sangyeon.” I reply to him grinning.

Sangyeon helps me stand up so he can wash my body. As I stand up, I start to grimace from the dull aches on my waist and thighs. Sangyeon notices that and frowns as he puts soap on his hands.

“I hope I didn't hurt you that much.” He says while running his hands softly over the bruise forming on my right hip.

“Don’t worry. I like the pain.” I smirk as Sangyeon rolls his eyes and laughs, making me laugh as well.

After another 10 minutes of Sangyeon and I washing each other, we both get out of the bath and change into matching white robes.

“Go wait on the balcony.” I tell Sangyeon and kiss his cheek.

When I hear him close the balcony door, I go to his kitchen to grab the small cake I got for him, as well as wine and wine glasses. I place the cake and glasses on a tray and pour the wine. I grab the candles and matches I stashed in a cupboard and light them on the cake.

When I reach the balcony, Sangyeon opens the door for me, and his face goes shocked.

“Y/N you didn't have to do that for me.” He says.

I place the tray down on the balcony table.

“Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Sangyeon. Happy birthday to you.” I sang to him grinning.

He pulls me in for a back hug as he blows out his candles. I notice the sun is setting, so I remove myself from his grasp and turn around to watch.

Sangyeon appears next to me and takes my hand.

“What did you wish for?” I ask him looking straight ahead.

“Nothing. I already have everything I need here right now.” Sangyeon turns to me and brings my hand to his lips, kissing it softly. I roll my eyes and stare back at him.

“You're such a cliche.”

“You love it.”

I kiss him with so much passion. Sangyeon grabs my waist softly and kisses back the same, as I wrap my arms around his neck. We part slowly, pecking each other a few times

That night, Sangyeon and I spoon feed each other cake until we are both full. I end up falling asleep on the balcony chair. Sangyeon brings me to his bedroom, and tucks me in.

“I had a great day with you. Goodnight Y/N sweet dreams.” Sangyeon mumbles as he presses a kiss to my temple. He climbs into bed as well and wraps me in his arms.

I dream of cake, black lace, and my dream man, Lee Sangyeon.

i hope you enjoyed! sorry if it was rushed i wanted to get it out asap hehe

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[janeyseymour]

I saw the second preview of six and here are my thoughts (along with a few fun stories at the end):

My heart literally fell out of my ass when the queens started walking out They changed a few small little things here and there and it was perfect If six doesn’t win best lighting at the Tony’s I will sue Ex-wives was WOW I literally could not stop smiling Some of the poses were different 

ADRIANNA FREAKING NAILED NO WAY

I am convinced she just is beyonce always

She’s just fantastic in that role and that’s what I have to say about that

Ig abby danced a little too hard during no way because she kept messing with her wig after

Actually she lowkey played with it throughout the whole show and it was adorbs

Britt was helping her fix it and like pointing out where it was a little cray (also abby’s wig looks so good omf)

ANDREA IS- WOAH DURING DLYH

Her delivery throughout the whole show was a bit more mature, but it was still so babey I love her

(On a side note someone today told me I look like Andrea, which is very kind but so untrue because I literally look like a broken thumb and she is gorgeous)

Her “IM NOT SORRY” was amAZING

She like low-key cut made the whole head joke short and im kinda sad ab it, but it was still fantastique

Through the “Wearing Yellow To A Funeral Bit” abby looked confused through the entire thing and I was cracking up

HEART OF STONE HOLY SHIT

She was INCREDIBLE and her dress was so pretty and sparkly and I just wow 

Shes just so pretty in general like ma’am how do you do that please drop the skin care routine 

The emotion that was conveyed was enough to make me tear up BUT I DID NOT CRY AND I AM VERY PROUD OF THAT 

she did the “you lift me high” line and kinda went into this airy place in her voice and it was angelic and heavenly and all the good things

HER RIFFS WERE JUST DFJDHJLFH

She was just fantastic and thats all I have to say 

Thats a lie I have so many things to say about that woman but the time will come

HOH was a whole acid trip there was a point during this song where I literally just took it all in and then thought “Janey, you really spent your hard earned money to go on an acid trip for a solid few minutes good job”

Their dancing is hilarious and thats that

ABBY SAYING “BUT WE CANNOT GUARANTEE THAT YOU’LL STILL WALK AT FORTY” I had to stifle a laugh because my queen is indeed 40

THE GERMAN ACCENTS HAD ME QUAKING

Brittney Mack is… all bad bitch energy and I was living for it

She is a queen

When she did the “my horses can trot up to twelve miles an hour”- in the boot (not that I watch those…) abby is always making a 😳😶😲 kind of face and this time she just couldn’t stop smiling and it made me laugh

WOOF

Her reveal was SO GOOD she literally just started checking out her nails while everyone just applauded… AS THEY SHOULD

When britt told the person to get up, this person full on WENT and britt was like shook it was hysterical

THE INTERLUDE BETWEEN GET DOWN AND THEN KAT’S ROAST WAS ICONIQUE

i dont think it was here but I cant remember where it was but BRITT WAS PLAYING WITH ABBY’S WIG AND IT WAS REALLY CUTE SHE WAS LIKE PLAYING WITH THE ENDS OF IT AND AWH

justice for the beheaded cousins 

BOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO BABY MARY HAD THE CHICKEN POX AND YOU DIDN’T GET TO HOLD HER HAND… YOU KNOW ITS FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN I WANTED TO HOLD MY NEWBORN SON…. IIIIII DIIIIIIEDD. Abby lowkey went feral and I loved every second of it and then her pose after got so many laughs it was truly amazing

THE K HOWARD ROAST WAS JUST SO GOOD IT WAS SO GOOD

Aywd destroyed me

I also teared up here but I did not let those babies fall because I was not about to ruin my look

justice for my pink queen

Her delivery is insane and honestly its gotten better and I didn’t even know that was possible because WOW SHE WAS ALREADY STUNNING BUT DAMN MY HEART GOT RIPPED OUT OF MY CHEST

The whole “Catherine not singing” bit was fantastic

Abby looked so confused the entire time 

Andrea’s “hahaha what” was perfecto 

when Anna said “should we really be doing this” someone in the audience went “yes” very loudly and made the queens break for a solid second abby almost forgot to say her line and you could barely hear it because the audience was laughing at the rando 

Anna acknowledged it and just went “I know” before turning to the queens and saying “I know” it was hysterical 

“I’m Catherine parr, I draw the line in arbitrary places bLaH bLaH bLaH”

THE CLAPPING- BRITT GOT IN HER FACE AND JUST *CLAP. CLAP. CLAP.”  It was the funniest thing oh my gosh

“Are you sure Catherine? I-we don’t mind if you wanna sit this one out… I mean you must be exhausted from all those backing vocals”

IDNYL WAS INSANE AND ANNA UZELE IS WICKED TALENTED LIKE DANG

I dont know if this was intentional or not but when they all start to understand the purpose of parr’s thing- abby is the last to stand up and in my head im like “no yeah that makes sense because shes “the one he truly loved” and shes still trying to get to a point where shes realizing he wasn’t all that great and I dont know I just really like that minor detail

The whole “remember that I was a writer…” part got loud cheers, especially from abby it was very cute

She did a new riff on the “we all disappear” line and WOW my eyes went so wide it was so good I was genuinely shook

the “i dont get it” was sooo good

“My sixth finger” was said so casually and so determinedly that it was a whole new joke and I loved it

“Everyone notices Jane cant dance” -abby just looking so sad

“Yeeeaaaahhhhh. I read!” Was so cute and she sounded so proud of herself it was adorbs

The way they just stood there awkwardly was amazing and got so many laughs it was so good

When sam said the line about competing, abby really almost cut Anna’s line out but she caught herself and it was funny I dont know if anyone else noticed it, but I did and it was glorious

REMIX

“Rise abo-o-o-o-ove” WAS BEAUTIFUL THEY WERE IN SUCH GOOD HARMONY

AGAIN, ANNA’S RIFFS HOW DOES THAT WOMAN DO THAT AT THE END OF THE SHOW LIKE SHIT

After it was over, of course it got long applause and the entire time abby was doing her like “sparkle hands” but also awkwardly moving her arm kinda like a noodle and then going back to sparkle hands and it gave me a good chuckle

Six

The slow acoustic part was so soft I died

The harmonies was delicious

The audience was so hype

Megasix

Super hype

Amazing

Fantastic

All the good things ever

Basically it was just adorable and amazing and absolutely stunning

The new costumes are gorgeous and the lighting is wild if they don’t win best lighting for Tony awards I will full on riot

Aragon and Boleyn interacted a lot and so did Seymour and Cleves and it was very very sweet

Abby interacted with the band a lot to the point where she almost missed a cue and it was very endearing

AND THEN THEY DID THE CURTAIN UP THING AND FIRST OF ALL WOW THEY ARE ALL SO CUTE AND IT WAS SO SWEET SEEING THE WAY THEY ALL WATCHED EACH OTHER WHILE THEY WERE SINGING AND I JUST JDKFDJLA

abby’s hair is SO LONG but I am here for it

So I was looking for my friend when I hear “Make some room, make a path!” From a security guard, and the queens legit walked RIGHT PAST ME

I wanted to go to the theatre anyway to take pictures, but when I saw them, I did follow them back to the theatre because wow I wanted to bask in their glory I didnt even want to talk to them I just wanted to be in their presence

So im like, walking behind them when this happens:

I guess abby saw someone she knew because I heard this “abby!” And then she was like “OH MY GOD” and like RAN to hug them and i legit almost walked right into her/got stepped on but i freaking stopped like a noob i should’ve just let her run me over but I did not I just stopped in my tracks and let out a soft “aH” and then went around her

And then I got to meet a friend and apparently toby heard us squealing and watched us hug for a solid however long so that was awkward

And Julia schade was like talking to him and stared at us for a good amount of time

And then I was walking away and passed Julia again and she kept looking at me, but she was talking to someone else and I think she thought I was going to stay to talk to her (and I would have loved to) but I didnt I just gave her a smile, a nod, and a little wave because I can not do confrontation like if I could not confront abby ma’am I cannot confront u either I am SHY

And that is a very detailed run down of my time in nyc at the brooks

[t-lostinworlds]

Blurb #2 (T.H.)

a/n: so, i don’t know what or how this happened but *throws fic* here ya go!! *runs and hides in a hole* *peeks back out* enjoy!!

pairing: tom holland x female!reader summary: Tom jet skiing is just too hot for you to handle and it's making you feel certain emotions. So, you take matters into your own hands... somewhat literally. warnings: written fairly quick (so might be shitty), alludes to smut (make out in the bathroom and then some...kinda lol), typos I might have missed (slightly proofread) and oh, the pictures. word count: 1.1k+ (it’s a short one! a miracle! alsklaks)

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You knew from the moment he picked those shorts to wear that this was going to be dangerous. Then again, you didn't do much to prevent him from wearing it either because your man looks good in them, how can you complain?

But then, he got into the wetsuit. That was when it took all your strength to try and be calm about it, to seem unaffected as you got on the jet ski right behind him. And as you rode into the stretch of the ocean, it became much harder to take control of this fiery feeling inside you. There was just something so attractive with the way he took absolute control of the roaring engine, somewhat taming the beast in the way he maneuvered his way across the waves. Not to mention the feeling of his muscles flexing underneath the tight fabric, your fingers unable to escape them given that you have no choice but to hold onto him.

You do take pride in your sense of control, so you've managed to get off the jet ski and smile sweetly, innocently at your boyfriend, expression a stark contrast to the absolute filth that's swimming in your mind.

It was when he took the wetsuit off did you finally decide that the agony was enough. Your patience has been stretched too thin as you watched him walk under the sun, his wet hair shining, making his curls look even more gorgeous. And with the way the ocean water coated his body, he was glowing underneath the rays, his muscles more defined from his arms, to his broad shoulders, his toned chest, and then those abs, gosh those abs that you could never get enough of. Plus, with how those evil shorts were hanging too low at his hips, his v-line was showing just enough that it had you wanting more of what was hidden in between. Put all of those together and my goodness did he look like an absolute Greek god, one who you wanted to get a taste of.

"Tom? Can you help me with the zip for a sec? I think it's stuck," you called out after your boyfriend who was waiting for you just on the other side of the bathroom door. Your words were a huge lie given that you were already out of your wetsuit, you just needed him inside without raising much suspicion.

Once you unlocked the door, Tom slipped inside, confusion covering his face when he saw you already in your swimwear. Though you didn't give him much time to think as you swiftly pushed him back against the nearby wall, your lips on his in a split second, Tom kissing back not long after as he wrapped his arms around your waist tightly.

Your fingers were touching him all over, deliberately feeling his muscles, running them down from his broad shoulders to his biceps, giving them a squeeze making Tom chuckle softly. Then you went further down, playing with the garter of his shorts for a couple teasing seconds before you went slowly back up, warm palms flat against his abs to his toned chest, fingers snaking up his neck and then tangling them in his damp curls. You earned a gasp from him when you tugged on them hotly, your tongue slipping inside his mouth without further hesitation. Albeit a familiar one, both your heads were spinning at the taste, soft moans filling the air as your tongues meet.

"Very sneaky," Tom chuckled lowly against the kiss, wide smirk in full play, his hands going to squeeze at the swell of your bum as he tries to keep up with the absolute fervour in your kiss. He would be lying if he said he didn't notice the way you looked at him. Other than the fact that Tom knows you, he's always focused on you, so of course he noticed and yes, he loved it. "Could've just told me you wanted to—oh," Tom cuts himself off with a gasp at the sudden feeling of your palm pressed up against the tent on his shorts, his hands that were rested on your bum tightening around the flesh in the process.

"Fuck," he breathed out, head thrown back to give your more access as you now moved your kisses down to his neck, sucking on his sweet spots just lightly, careful not to leave any marks. You pulled away for a second to meet his eyes, Tom giving you a nod of consent before you hooked your fingers on his shorts and pulled them down just as you slowly lowered yourself down his body, littering hungry kisses on his chest, his abs and then that luscious v-line.

"Fucking hell," Tom hissed as your nimble fingers wrapped around the base, his eyes screwing shut for a second, lavishing the feeling before he slowly looked down at you to meet your lust-filled gaze.

Tom shook his head in pure awe, brown orbs coated with admiration but also glowing with lust at the sight of you gorgeous on your knees. Then you looked up at him with a sweet, adorable smile, head tilted to the side innocently, but then your eyes, the absolute mischief and devilish look in your beautiful eyes, Tom felt like he was about to bust right then and there. And then you spoke,

"Now, you're going to have to be quiet for me pretty boy."

Tom nodded frantically with a shaky breath, bottom lip quick to get caught between his teeth as he tried to suppress a low, guttural moan once he felt the slickness and warmth of your tongue.

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"What took you guys so long?" Harry asked as you and Tom walked towards the group hand in hand and wide smiles on both your faces.

With his cheeks turning more flushed, Tom cleared his throat. "The tie of her swimsuit got stuck in the zip," he said, shrugging nonchalantly while you tried your best to bit back a grin, laying your head on his shoulder innocently.

The group only nodded without care, now slowly making their way back to the cars. "You guys want to get some food?" Harry spoke towards everyone.

"I don't know, I think I'm already full," you hummed against Tom's ear only, a shiver running down his spine at the soft purr in your voice. When he met your gaze, you only shot him a playful wink, your smile too mischievous that it was hard for him to seem unaffected since that certain smile was quick to remind him what happened just minutes prior. Which wouldn't exactly be ideal for he can't really hide it in the shorts.

With a squeeze of your hand and a discreet warning glare, Tom silently urged you to behave. At least, until you get back to the hotel. Then he'll let you be as devilish as you want to be.

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