#Par for the course

[rabbitcrimes]

Wei Wuxian assuming Lan Wangji is Lan Sizhui's biological father is a treasure trove of endless delights just like, timeline wise. Wei Wuxian doing the math on that one like you're telling me Thee Lan Wangji secretly knocked up a human woman during what. the cloud recesses academic symposium for only the wettest of blankets? The symposium during which I showed him pornography and he almost exploded. That symposium. He was fucking a human woman at that point. Maybe even multiple, alive, real human women.

Wei "intrusive thoughts" Wuxian laying awake during chou shi like he was fucking. during that time. FUCKING. Did he fuck. Multiple bitches? Just the one? One bitch, multiple times? Surely if it was a multiple time thing someone would have known about it. Will he tell me about it? If he fucked then, is he fucking now? who could he possibly be fucking now. But who could he have been fucking THEN! was she hotter than me? Could he somehow STILL be fucking her??? I should start having him followed.

Meanwhile turbo virgin Lan Wangji is serenely going about his daily routine like I hope today I can brush my knuckles against Wei Ying's for one tantalizing, erotic moment. Mayhaps I will catch a glimpse of his collar bone and be tormented by impure thoughts all evening. What bliss.

[amarmeme]

a light in the dark

[theficpusher]

A Matter of Pride by Lhhome | G | 100 Not at the game Niall takes pride in being the best at.

i'll show you a hole in one by littlemissmeggie | E | 1921 “Show me a hole in one,” Niall whispered in Harry’s ear like it was a secret, “and I’ll go get you another beer.” Harry moved an arm around Niall’s waist, his hand at the small of Niall’s back. “I’ll show you a hole in one,” Harry growled, pulling Niall flush against his body, “but not out here.” “Gross!” Niall giggled. He pushed himself out of Harry’s strong arm and stepped away from the brunette. “Go on, then! Hole in one for a beer.” “I don’t want a beer, though, love,” Harry said, voice pitched low and sticky. Harry’s hands moved down to cup Niall’s arse and he lifted him up, Niall’s legs immediately wrapping around Harry’s waist. “Just want you. On my private putting green.” It was Niall’s turn to roll his eyes. “Harry, I swear to God, if you make one more golf innuendo, I’m not having sex with you.” or... Harry's new house just so happens to have a private putting green and Harry uses it as the perfect excuse to invite Niall over.

Playing and Golfing at Pebble Beach by anonymousorly | E | 2017 Harry's tour brings him to the city where Niall happens to be recording and proposes a golf outing. Harry bets Niall can't make par for a blowjob.

Putting it in! by 4ureyesonly28, BringMeADream, foreverfanficaddict | T | 2990 Liam has problems controlling his length, Louis has problems controlling his tongue, Harry is very protective over Louis' balls and Niall? Niall just really wants to have a foursome at the golf course.

The Eighteenth by slashter | E | 6377 It only takes Harry and Louis eighteen holes to fall in love. [Or the one where Louis is Harry's caddy and Harry hasn't felt this alive in a very long time]

Who's Your Caddy? by listentotheink | nr | 9701 Harry is a golfer, and Louis is a caddy. They haven't seen each other in years, but they're more familiar than to each other than they're willing to admit. Sometimes you have to lose to gain. Especially in the beginning.

putt a little love on me by starryharry | G | 15631 Louis works at a golf course with Zayn and Liam, but they only have a few months left until everything changes. Along the way, Louis meets Harry.

Be My Little Good Luck Charm by 100percentsassy | E | 34873 In which Harry is a promising amateur golfer making his debut at the PGA Championship, and Louis is a Sky Sports anchor who would really rather be commentating on footie. The other boys are around too: caddy!Niall provides victory pints, Liam is Louis's Very Serious co-anchor, and poor Zayn just gets his face drawn on.

Par for the Course | E | 36869 Harry's right there. In person. Wearing a ridiculous purple golf shirt and those stupid gloves that keep the clubs from flying out of your hands when you swing and he's staring at Louis like he's just seen a fucking ghost. Though, Louis supposes, he really sort of has.

[20dollarlolita]

I'm sorry you're being treated badly by your lolita meet moderators. They sound like they don't understand that "This person rubs me the wrong way" does not mean "This person is a bad person" and furthermore, their "reasons" for your and your friends' expulsions sound like they were made up on the spot by vengeful middle schoolers in the midst of their first friend breakup. Nobody needs that. You're better off without them.

Thank you. I've really appreciated everyone who's reached out to me and said that this shit going down is absolutely nuts.

To everyone who has been saying that we should just make our own Sacramento comm, we did.

We did, at the suggestion of the moderators of the other comm.

Those moderators suggested it to us twice, about 6 weeks apart.

The fact that we made our own community discord, and didn't call it "unofficial", was then listed as one of the reasons they banned us.

I cannot make this shit up.

(If anyone is in the greater sacramento area and wants to join a lolita community that's moderated by people who give warnings before they ban people, please send me an ask. Once we know that you're actually in sacramento and genuinely interested in wearing lolita fashion, I'll get you the invite link. If you're not in the sacramento area, but want to make and wear lolita fashion, and chat with other people who wear and make lolita fashion, I have a discord for that.)

[aquietwhyme]

Oh look, the EU is publicly weighing requiring social media platforms to start censoring "dangerous content" regarding the Palestinian genocide. I wonder if that means that they'll start punishing all of the Zionists revelling in it?

What's that you say? They're trying to silence the people calling for an end to the genocide? Oh blood-soaked Europe, will you never learn? You're supposed to be AGAINST the Nazis, not helping them!

[shitpostingkats]

So far, one episode into s3, the most important thing that's happened it the opening has confirmed that Yuya is a Little Rollerskate Boi

[conceptofjoy]

Dude idk what that person is talking about; your Rose design slaps

thank you ://) u know homestuck fans lol we’re all just a bunch of tight asses

[princesssarcastia]

alright its late, way past my bedtime, which means its fine if i release a bit of my top gun writing for the first time, right?  right. 

this is a snapshot from a sequel (that i haven’t written) to a story (i haven’t finished), because why should I follow time and behave in a linear fashion?

anyway.  thinking about Rooster attending Ice’s funeral as someone who’s not only estranged from the family, but was, up to this point, actively antagonizing and trying to drive away the person closest to him (i.e. Maverick).  thinking about Rooster as someone with a lot of anger and, on a normal day, nowhere to direct it but inward.  thinking about what being furious at the people you love most in the world for 20 years would do to you, as a person.

and also, as always, thinking about the Yearning™, even and perhaps especially from pov outsider.

(edit: now with an extended version on ao3)

...

No wife.  No kids.  No one to mourn you if you burn in.

Bradley knows it’s not true, even as he says it.  But they’ve all been living Uncle Mav and Uncle Ice’s lie for so long, it’s easier to spit out in anger than the truth.

That does nothing to relieve his impulse to choke himself out right now.  If he’d known Uncle Ice was sick again—

But he didn’t know.  No one knew.  Not even the rest of the Uncles, if he can still read their expressions right after years of distance and without the uncanny, graceless intuition of a child to help him.  Maverick…he can’t tell with Maverick.  The man could never be angry with Ice, not for anything, and he’d be no less devastated with forewarning than without.  His other uncles seem pissed as hell through the tears, though.

He feels like complete and utter shit for having said that to Maverick, because he might as well have been setting him down on an oil slick right before fate threw a match.  It’s not—he’s not unaware of the effect he has on Maverick.  Bradley knows what the distance between them does to his father; it’s just that normally he’s too angry with him to care.

Right now, he cares.  And it’s disgusting, grief clearing his eyes enough to show him what a bastard he’s been.  

If he’d known—

God, what he wouldn’t give for one last family dinner at the Kazansky house.  Uncle Ice and Aunt Sarah and Maverick, all his cousins, whichever of the Uncles were in town at the time…they filled out the dining room, filled it up with laughter and delight and love and it made the years after his mom died more than bearable; it made them worth living.  

[mx-metronome]

Cure For Me set (250): check

New Days of Feast goods (170): check

Pleaful Parent (195): check

my candle cache after all that:

I’m really going out with a bang this year. Celebrating my second Sky anniversary BROKE 🤣

[twopoppies]

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[wolfofansbach]

i love how magic is just real in riverdale all of a sudden but nobody really cares that much

[shysheeperz]

Of course MAPPA cut out Denki singing about having a union job ☠️☠️☠️

Yep. Heard about that.

[rebelliousdandy]

accidentally deleted my whole ass tumblr from when i was 14, thinking i was deleting a side blog

[queen-scribbles]

askdjjahsaksnfak I had to play around with a couple spots in the tLBT chapter and it got 300 words LONGER.

[mostlymaudlin]

these are my roots ill never love anything like i love harry styles this is just a truth nothing will ever mean as much to me as his music and his performances and his art

[mrchalamet-mrstyles]

i think it’s hysterical that the looney tunes are suddenly referring to him as “armie’s niki” because it suits their current whim, but in the past have smeared and dragged him for his relationship with liz and (according to them) not being there for armie at important times. what they are spinning now is total and utter bs, lmao

Isn't that their usual MO? They love to make it up and pretzel it all to fit the narrative they need at the time.