#Phoneless

[victorianwestpiano]

I left my cellphone to be repaired for about 4 or 5 hours.

During that time I'll be phoneless.

Let's see how much time can pass before I go nuts.

LOL JK.

[eremikas-bby]

So- my phone's gone since this morning anddd I've searched every crevice and space of our entire household, to find nothing BUT DUST-.

When I've been quite sure that I even placed it down, flat on my study area-

(I'm using my pc to type this, which I usually use my pc cuz I am low on storage, as ALWAYS-)

Yk what, the multiverse has probably taken it. They want to commit vengeance upon me.

[theladwhoisweird]

My "sister" isn't a sister anymore she's just a little monstrosity that I need to deal everyday.

She's too insensitive that she cut the string where most of my clothes that I valued hang. She didn't know how much it affects me cause it's hard to keep my garments clean and the next thing you knew they're on the dusty bamboo floor. I need to find another string that would hang my rags. I'm too materialistic but I'm more sentimental for this.

She already did this last May and that's when I tried to first forget that she's my sibling. I remembered that I said that she's like Amy and I'm Jo except that they are sisters. It's impossible to pretend to they don't exist especially when you're in the same small house. Not just that, it's hard when you both sharing a phone which is the very reason

why we have a cold war. It's the Laurie.

I really need my own phone and space so that I could completely cut the connection that isn't supposed to be there.

This isn't about the phone and my clothes. It's way deeper even the devil of a sister can't comprehend. If she disrespect me and she's being narcissistic, heartless and stupid, then I don't have a sister. She need to get rid of. I don't want to do anything with that monster anymore.

[deathbyscreens]

Some poor, phoneless fool is probably sitting next to a waterfall somewhere totally unaware of how angry and scared he’s supposed to be.

Duncan Trussell

[cosmogyros]

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[pikslasrce]

tbh getting one of those flip phones that support modern apps might just fix me..

[peachdoxie]

dropped my phone in the fucking toilet today (wearing weird pants) and now the screen keeps thinking I'm touching it when I'm not, so it's unusable until it dries out and HOPEFULLY works

[milkolya]

i got my phone back!!! christ i have a seriously unhealthy attachment to this thing

[corset]

My favorite part of my ocd is when I start thinking as though my thoughts are broadcast to some kind of malevolent force whether that be a vague and detached nonspecific force a la The Demiurge or whatever, or something specific like the (suddenly telepathic and sapient) paper shredder that I think will actively try to kill me if I am not extremely kind to it

[torybrennan]

got myself a new phone (my first Adult Purchase that isn’t plane tickets) that is normal size instead of the big phones i’m used to and it’s going to take me a while to get used to typing on this thing

[theladwhoisweird]

I lost another four hours of my phone time again. Mom didn't hand the phone out soon. I lost more chances to do some things I need to do. Waiting as a moron catching up time is pure torture. I lost four hours and I feel like I lost a beloved pet. F'ck impatience. F'ck waiting.

[lovpoem]

what if i just like get rid of my iphone & get a flip phone & then listen to music on a portable cd player & when ppl are like "use an app" i'll be like "dont have one" and show them my flip phone 😇

[urlocalbitchboy]

*is now the proud owner of a Samsung galaxy z flip 5* 😁

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Neteyam in Chapter 2 of I Don’t Think I’ve Changed by @spicymiilk:

McDonalds Guy? what a loser i hate him i- *trips* *thousands of smiley face receipts spill from pockets* fuck those aren’t mine i swear i’m just holding them for my sister i- *slips on a pile of receipts* fu ck no they’re not mine i hate him i just- *more receipts fall out as he falls to his knees, desperately trying to pick them up* hang on a sec jUst LISTEN

[paulmccartneyprostateorgasm]

i am in portland now

[tharsei-thanate]

a selfie from last nite :)