#Poor guy.

[ladiemars]

telling halsin you trust him not to hurt you during sex is objectively the funniest option in that scene because he’s so touched and assures you “nevertheless, i will be gentle!” immediately followed by him slipping up and accidentally turning into an apex predator

[weaver-z]

If Book Crowley or Radio Crowley met Show Aziraphale they'd be like "oh my god I can't believe Heaven manipulated you like that... what did they do to you..... we have to get you some therapy angel :(" and if Book Aziraphale or Radio Aziraphale met Show Aziraphale they would roast the fuck out of him

[tarmairons]

@crackinthecup just dropped the craziest ALT observation: god… just realised melkor married someone uptight with high expectations. you really can’t escape your childhood attachment figures huh

[naturaldreamer]

requesting dust for the don't imagines

Of course! Thank you for the request! ♥

~

Don’t imagine sitting on Dust’s bed while his skull is on your lap. You’re currently massaging his skull and his sockets are closed, his breathing even.

You’re pretty sure he fell asleep twenty minutes into the massage, but you didn’t have the heart to stop since he looks so peaceful while he’s resting.

Dust clearly needs it due to the dark circles under his sockets.

Don’t imagine watching him for a while before bending down and kissing the top of his skull, doing your best to convey good and loving intentions.

You bring your head back up, but a hand stops you from going too far and cradles the back of your head. Your eyes snap open to be greeted by a pair of red and blue eye lights.

No words are exchanged between you two as you stare intently at one another.

You can practically feel your heart beating against your chest.

Don’t imagine Dust bringing you down and pressing his teeth against your soft lips, a growl leaving him as you press more into the kiss.

All that happens between you two are soft words, massages, and kisses that would make even a hardened monster grow lax and comfortable around their partner.

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

so we all know that ian is an overthinker, but can you imagine how that must manifest when he thinks he’s fumbled the bag somehow in the bedroom?

i just know my man is laying there, post-fuck, running through the play-by-play in his head like “jesus christ what was that. what WAS that. never in my whole life-… i mean who the fuck says ‘pie-hole’ these days? did mickey hear me? i need to vanish without a trace-”

and meanwhile mickey is all comfortably laid back beside him with a cigarette, fucked-out and happy as a clam and planning for round two.

[loupy-mongoose]

I know the implications of what Nico think he’s warning Lav about and all that jazz

But I cannot get over how GOOBERY he looks, I love it, this is perfect, thank you for this image.

Angles are hard XD

GOOBER

[prnsn001]

Ys IX: Monstrum Nox (2019)

[no-place-to-be-happy]

Between Gary, Angel and Rocky, who's more likely to start panicking once Avocato/Husk/Mordecai says that "The baby is coming!"? Lol

Gary 🗿I don't know, I feel like Avocato tried to prepare him so he wouldn't panic, mentioning that things usually go well without much difficulty and stuff like that.

But NO, Gary will immediately go crazy. For a few minutes of course, Avocato threatened to knock him out if he didn't calm down :3 (empty threat but he was stressing him out)

[wilbursims]

I decided to redesign a character of mine that I've missed dearly. His name is Willard! He may or may not have started the zombie apocalypse.

[artanogon]

sometimes i look at my notes for my dnd character and am like damn. i really did fuck him up. christ alive

[arytha]

As for Calm Egg… this man wasn’t simple. He’d been writing for ten years. He typed 6,000 words every day and got many reader gifts, and would even have update sprees. But, up until now, there was only one book in his column. Of course, this wasn’t because he wrote a 365*10*6000 word book, but because every time he finished writing a book, he would inevitably encounter an online crackdown. After the crackdown, his last completed novel would inevitably disappear, so there would always be only one novel being serialised in his column.

i want to know what the heck calm egg is writing

[propertyofkylar]

Ouch a pity fuck.

That would probably crush Kylar's soul if pc was with him out of pity.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

like if he found out?? he would be so devastated. i wonder though. think he would probably still let pc keep doing it? since he loves pc so much...maybe any attention from them would be enough to satisfy kylar.

or maybe he would get angry. and violent. he might kidnap pc again until you were stockholm syndromed into loving him for real.

he definitely would cry no matter what tho

[youssefguedira]

palmer............

[onthenightwatch]

He's alive. Smiled at me with the most fucking traumatized smile I've seen. -Hana

Ah. Yeah. That’s how I felt after my first day. Hope he’s okay.

[vegone]

" . . . how much is tattoo removal. "

[sovawife]

oh god i made mel's new lore so angsty and so sad and depressing and awful. i traumatized him so bad help me