#Poseidon i hate you

[amphitriteswife]

Everytime i see a Poseidon x reader fic and they make Amphitrite the bad guy makes me physically angry. Like she aint do nothin wrong💀💀 makes me go outright ape shit. Makes me put away my phone for a moment. Like how she the bad guy if yo man cheats on you. I mean she don’t necessarily love him but it still sucks that the ‘other woman’ gets justified over something that shouldn’t be justified.That just outright foul. And they always try to justify it too☠️. Like nah idc of Poseidon likes this or that but you dont have to make my queen the bad guy. She didn’t even want to marry his ass so i dont think she would care if he cheated at all. Cus if he cheat she gonna cheat back ‼️🆙🙏🗣️💯 Not to mention dawgie wont leave his wife. They had an arranged marriage so they probably both have benefits from the marriage. We know dawg cheats. But Amphitrite would never punish the other woman. And if dawgie wanne talk big imma beat his ass (the beef is real)

@posei-dont-mina @viostar @lady-pani-dabaddie @monstertreden @lotusmybeloved

[letsplayeternity]

I SPENT EIGHT EPISODES SHITTING ON DEAD-BEAT DAD POSEIDON ONLY FOR RICK RIORDAN TO MAKE ME REGRET MY WORDS IN THE LAST TWO. HONESTLY. I AM SO MAD IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY. FUCK HIM.

AND FUCK TOBY STEPHENS AS WELL LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE SECOND HE WAS ON SCREEN I DID NOT HAVE A COHERENT THOUGHT RUNNING THROUGH MY BRAIN. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT TOBY.

[roguerambles]

Forget Mount Olympus, if I was sent to mythological Ancient Greece my first order of business is to climb Mount Zeus, Mount Poseidon and Mount Hades--

--I'd be cursed so fucking fast, but at least my myth would be kinda funny--

[bimyself06]

Idk why ppl think that Poseidon left Sally. Like babes, no, she dumped him after he offered to make her immortal and build her a palace at the bottom of the sea and he respected her decision and seemed to keep an eye on her and their son up until she was kidnapped by his brother but was believed dead.

[demigods-posts]

I've seen a lot of discourse about Virginia Kull's portrayal of Sally Jackson in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians TV series, and I'd like to say that I loved her. Don't get me wrong. I love Sally from the original book series, and I, too, would fight the God of War on her behalf. But something that I enjoyed about Virginia's portrayal of Sally that we don't get in the books is the character depth. We don't hear much of Sally's backstory in the TV series, apart from a couple of flashbacks with younger Percy and that scene with Poseidon (Toby Stephens). However, those scenes do an excellent job of showing us that alongside being Percy's mother, Sally is also a young woman who fell in love with a man she could not be with and is enduring the natural consequences of having Percy. She struggles to communicate with him when she's frustrated, gets teary-eyed when she lies to him to prolong the inevitable, and actively sacrifices her happiness to ensure his safety. Virginia Kull's portrayal of Sally Jackson reinforces the character's humanity, imperfections, and determination, and it's everything to me.

[the-ellia-west]

Okay So was listening to Epic and like...

How the heck is Odysseus getting the Attention of SO MANY gods

Don't they have things to do?

Or are they all just like, Lazy Wednesday, let's go torture this war veteran.

[forsakenprogam]

Oh, Poseidon…

No one can make me like you😍

Despite being handsome, I literally despise you…

(Ew…)

(Also, please don’t hate me for this, I’ll respect you. Even If you like Poseidon or not😭)

(Ya’ll can take him, I don’t want his musty fish-ass🤢)

[readerconfused]

Percy Jackson ep 4 spoilers without context

Percy for three days "Poseidon doesn't care about me" "He never did anything for me" "I'm Sally Jackson's son" "My mom is the only one who cares about me"

Poseidon: he won't stop until i do something, right? Damn

[faytears]

when I see ppl shit on poseidon and say paul is percy's "real dad"....when I see ppl say you shouldn't like poseidon bc he cheated on his wife he did bad things in the myths etc...do you guys know how goofy you look trying to hold a greek god to human standards of morality. he is ANCIENT. his true form is literally pure light. he's acting within his nature as a god. and despite not being able to always be there for percy at the end of the day he's STILL the best parent out of all the gods and he loves his son and that's that!

[mythology-void]

guys. guys both Poseidon and hermes think they're terrible fathers but they were both willing to make unimaginable sacrifices to make sure their sons were safe. guys. guys pay attention

[allbeendonebefore]

me sprinkling more ancient greek phrases in the dialogue to prove i learned one thing and then realizing i gotta go back and fix the dialect because i only studied attic and most of the characters in this chapter speak doric OTL

[nemofil]

RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES.

ui design by @lyss-butterscotch hi sorry for being so annoying about her i watbned to put her in some really cool clothes,,,

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[crossdressingdeath]

One thing that I find both fascinating and deeply sad in TSatS is that when Will asks if they're going to Percy's house to ask him to come with them to Tartarus Nico says no on the grounds that he doesn't want to involve Percy in it... but when asked why Bob wouldn't ask Percy for help, Nico's immediate thought is that Bob didn't think Percy and Annabeth would help him. Like, that's his one and only theory. I suspect that there's a part of that where... Nico thinks to himself that Bob doesn't think Percy and Annabeth would help so that he doesn't have to think that he doesn't think Percy and Annabeth would help. In other words he's thinking it's Bob who didn't call for Percy and Annabeth because he didn't believe they'd help him, because the alternative is for Nico to say "I'm not asking them for help because I know they would say no and I don't want to face that refusal". And it's not that he wants them to come! If Nico had had his way he would've gone alone, he doesn't want to put anyone in danger, it's just that he managed to find the only demigod as stubborn as he is and made the mistake of telling Will what his plans were. But it's one thing to not want to involve people in something incredibly dangerous; it's quite another to know that if you asked for their help, and in this case their help saving the person they owe their lives to, they would say no. I'm sure they would be properly apologetic about refusing, they do seem to feel genuinely terrible about forgetting Bob (which... good) and "I'm not going to superhell again" is a perfectly understandable boundary to have, but I think Nico just... doesn't want to admit to himself that he was willing to go to Tartarus for Percy but Percy would never do the same for him. Hence him leaving it at "I don't want to make him do this" when asked if he'll ask Percy to help for his sake, but thinking quite openly to himself that Bob probably didn't think Percy and Annabeth would help, because Bob helped them out of loyalty to Nico so it isn't devastatingly sad to admit they'd never do the same for him the way it would be for Nico to admit that Percy would never go to Tartarus for him despite him going to Tartarus largely to help Percy.

Also, it's deeply disappointing that it doesn't come up again later in the book because please for the love of god Rick can we please have a discussion around Nico's fatal flaw being his "will literally go to hell and back for people who he knows would never do the same for him" level of loyalty and not holding grudges, and also how literally the only evidence even his own sister could offer for holding grudges being his fatal flaw was that he's the son of Hades and also was still upset about his sister dying six months after it happened. Now that he's got someone as loyal to him as he is to everyone else (Will refusing to not follow Nico to hell is so good after so long of Nico constantly being prepared to give up everything for others and getting next to nothing in return) it's a great time to get into how despite basically every other POV character going on about Nico being creepy and morally dubious actually his most consistent character trait is being the most loyal character in the whole series (and possibly the whole Riordanverse, honestly) no matter how many times that loyalty burns him.

[amphitriteswife]

Random tiktok that i thought of

Breaking an Poseidon ai is like the best thing ever

Also how about Sephiroth from ff7 as Tsukuyomi 😈

@lotusmybeloved @viostar2095 @monstertreden @posei-dont-mina @lady-pani-dabaddie

[athamad]

I need more people to dislike OSP

[dia-draws]

✨Poseidon✨