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I WANT TOJI TO GUIDE ME (like literally almost teach me) HOW TO GIVE HIM HEAD PLZZZZ
Ohhhh, I don't know how tf I'm gonna write this, but here we go!! Hope I did alright on this one hehehe~ *sweats nervously*
Cw: Toji x fem!reader - oral (m! receiving) - it starts off cute but gets dirty, so minors DNI - reader admiring Toji's dick lol - face+throat-fucking (Toji goes at a reasonable pace) - pet names (angel, baby, cutie, sweetie, mama) - heavily detailed descriptions of a blowjob - praise - Toji laughing at you asking him to help bc what are boyfriends for, but you get a laugh out of it too - some humor. Wc: 2.8k


"You okay, kid?"
"Hmm?"
"You look lost in thought about somethin'."
"I do?" He lifts a brow and nods at you. "Oh, it's nothing, Toji, honest." The man looks at you for a few seconds as if he doesn't believe your answer, yet he goes back to watching the television, and the big hand on your shoulder brings you closer to him.
It's a lazy Sunday afternoon, and you and Toji are watching your favorite sitcom on the couch in your living room. But the show wasn't capturing your attention like it usually does. Instead, your mind wandered to other matters. Other...explicit matters.
How explicit? The two of you have been together for a long while now, and you can honestly say things have been going great. For him to be your first serious relationship — plus him being older and more mature than you — it's nice to know that things have been going way smoother than you'd thought in the beginning.
Although things may seem fine, something has been clouding your head recently. This is where explicit matters come into the conversation.
Through all this time together, it just occurred to you that you haven't given Toji head. Scratch that: you've NEVER given a blowjob, period.
It's always been the other way around. Not that you're complaining, because your boyfriend seems to enjoy eating you out. And he's actually good at it! Like, really good at it. Just reminiscing all the moments he's had you turn into jelly with just his scarred lips and relentless tongue is enough to make you go dizzy.
It's a pleasure how attentive he is to you during sex. And you appreciate that he cares for you in that regard...yet you can't help but feel like you're not a good partner in bed with your lack of reciprocity.
And it's not like you don't want to give him head. Because trust, you would've done so already! The real problem is that...you don't know how.
You've watched videos and read articles on how to do it, even practicing on a banana (per your friend's advice). Nevertheless, whenever you wish to initiate; or the opportunity arises, you just freeze on the spot and force yourself to forget about it. It's as if researching and amping yourself up is way easier than the execution.
Though, you can't just let your man be the only person doing the work — sex is supposed to be enjoyable for both parties, damn it! And you're gonna push yourself to have his dick in your mouth one way or the fucking other! But......where the hell do I start!!??
You release a defeated sigh, bringing your hand up to massage your forehead from the endless banter in your brain. And Toji watches you from his peripheral, his brows drawing downward at your display of frustration. "Alright," his gruff voice snaps you back to him as he lowers the TV volume. "What's goin' on in your lil' head, baby?"
You blink at his question. "Hmm? What do you—"
"Aht aht, don't do that with me." His jade eyes harden, and you hold back from finishing whatever you were going to say. "Somethin's wrong, so tell me. I'm over here watchin' this stupid show that you dragged me on to, and you're not even paying attention."
"Hey! It is not stupid," you counterargue, and use his comment to dissuade him from the topic. "You were very invested last week when my favorite character punched the guy she likes for stabbing her in the back! So who are you to—"
"Y/n." It didn't work. Your name was thrown at you with such seriousness that there was no use in trying to distract him. "Tell me what's goin' on. If somethin' is bothering you, don't be scared to come to me about it." He says it sternly, yet he's still gentle with his delivery.
"Toji..." You can only call him by name before he leans forward to kiss your forehead, and it almost melts all your worries away.
"Tell me."
The two of you look at each other for mere seconds, you searching for any sign of uncertainty before confessing your thoughts to him. You sigh once more and lean onto Toji, his hand rubbing on your shoulder — a silent gesture of him giving you all the time you need before confiding with him.
You told him, "Don't laugh, okay?"
He scoffs. "Can't make promises I can't keep, kid." His smile manifests when you shake your head at his shenanigans. "I won't laugh, angel."
When he uses the pet name on you, it seals the deal. It's now or never.
"I was just thinking that...I might need your help with something."
A brow is lifted. "With what?"
"Umm, it's..." Your fingers find each other to fiddle with to keep you busy from the awkward tension. "It's for......y-you know—"
"I don't know."
"I-ahem-I want," you can only gulp to ease the uncomfortable bob in your throat. ".........Iwannagiveyouablowjob."
No words. No movements. Nothing. Only the noise from the TV gives a sense of life to the silence following your confession. Even the big hand on your shoulder chose to remain completely still. And you can feel the slight quiver of your lips start to come to fruition.
Nothing happens until you feel a jolt on the shoulder you're resting on. Your face blooms hot, and your lips can't fight the uncomfortable twinge. Oh, this motherfucker is about to laugh.
"Is...Is that—ahem," A tiny gust of wind exits through his nostrils, trying to extinguish the beginning of a chortle. "Is that what was botherin' you this entire time?"
Now your ears get hot, and all you can think about is how you'll dig a nice big hole for yourself to crawl in later. God, why me??!
"W-Well, I mean, I notice how you're always doing it on me," another jolt from the older man. "And...I just feel like I'm not doing my part." He lifts his hand from your shoulder and rests it on his face. Fits of chuckles silently enter the air. "But I don't know how to....do that kinda stuff. So, I was just wondering—" He starts smacking his thigh, and with the twitch of your eyebrow, you've had enough. "Toji, I swear to Christ, if you don't fucking stop—"
And with that, the floodgates opened. The laughs he was doing a terrible job suppressing wheezed out, his hand covering his eyes while the shit-eating grin was present with laughter seeping out his system. You cover your face with your hands, shielding away from the embarrassment and not letting him hear giggles of your own.
"Oh shit, c'mere ya damn cutie." Toji pulls you in with both arms, caging you so he can place a kiss on your temple. "Pfft, kid, I'm not laughing at you. But goddamn, you looked so fuckin' stressed fr' no reason."
"But it is a reason!" You chuckle under your hands, only prompting your boyfriend to laugh harder. Once he calms down, you explain yourself further. "Toji, I'm serious. We've been together for this long, and it's always been me getting eaten out. I just think it's unfair that I get to feel good and you don't, ya know?"
He snickers. "I'm always feelin' good when I fuck the shit out of you."
"You KNOW that's not the same thing!!" Toji barks a laugh from you yelling at him, and you can't take this anymore. Removing yourself from him, you get up from the couch before you sink further into the internal pool of regret. "Just forget it. This conversation never happened...I'll just go to sleep." And hopefully, die of suffocation from my pillow.
However, before you could step toward your bedroom, Toji quickly caught your wrist. You reluctantly turn to see him looking at you with a playful smirk and soft hooded emerald eyes. "Not so fast there, sweetie." His hand slides down to fully grasp your hand, engulfing it with his size. "Ya know, you're a real cutie when worryin' about me. But don't go thinking you're not making me feel good, because you do with what you got. I woulda found someone else if you didn't." You briefly glare at him, though you know he has a point.
"Yeah, I know. But I want to do more. You always take good care of me, so...I wanna do the same for you." And Toji knows you're serious about this. It doesn't matter if you can't look directly at him because of your bashfulness; your words are sincere. God, you looked so cute it drove him crazy.
He sighs quietly with a smirk, his thumb making circles on the back of your palm. "Well, if you're really sure about putting y'r mouth on my dick," and before you could fully process his words, the older man spreads his legs for your eyes to observe. And the first thing that corrupts your vision is the outline of his erect cock, the tent prominent through his dark sweatpants. "Looks like ya got yourself a lesson. Up for it?"
You gawk at his erection for three extra seconds before you look at your boyfriend and give him a nod for confirmation. Seems like your plans of suffocation and dying in a hole have been postponed to another day.
Toji grins hard, his teeth peeking through under his scar, and then he points to the floor with his chin. As instructed, you kneel between his legs.
He pulls down the waistband of his sweatpants, freeing his cock from the clothed prison for you. And you're in awe with the sight before you. Of course, you've known his girth to be immense. You've had the damn thing inside you, for God's sake. But now, seeing his length so close, it's hard to believe you had him before. You can take note of every dent and vein of his shaft, how they structure all the way down to the base, and the pinkish-red color of the tip. It all overwhelms you and makes you second-guess what you're about to do...and the throbbing sensation down south flourishes.
"Like what ya see down there, angel?" The heat on your face worsens when you glance up and see Toji sneering down at you, and a hand comes down to massage your cheeks. "Try lickin' it first."
You gulp before following his suggestion, opening your mouth for your tongue to flick on the frenulum of his cock. You can hear him moan from the action, so you proceed and lap around the head of his cock until you feel adventurous enough to take his glans in your mouth. Toji groans from the wet walls of your mouth, and your teeth brushing against his glans makes his body jerk. "Hmmm, be careful with y'r teeth, baby. Relax that jaw and puff those cheeks a bit fr' me."
His comments are taken wholeheartedly, making sure everything goes right for him. Your cheeks go hollow for you to suck his cockhead and take in a few more of his length, his hums of pleasure egging you on. It goes well until the tip hits your uvula, resulting in your gag reflex. And Toji is quick to gently pull you from him, your saliva coating his dick.
"Woah there, sweetie. Don't forget to breathe." He coaxes while you cough. Your eyes start to water as you gasp for air to even your breathing. "We can stop now, don't want you chokin' on— Aisssh!!."
He's unable to finish his sentence when your hand strokes his cock, paired with kisses to the underside of his shaft. "No, I can keep going." You look at him with half-lidded eyes, having the man twinge his lips upward.
"Alright, then we're gonna go slow, okay? No rush." He aligns his cock to your lips, waiting for re-entry. "I'll push, and you breathe."
You give him a nod to signal you're ready, and your mouth agape to take in his returning limb. Toji brings your head in while you remind yourself to breathe, but your body jolts when you feel the tip come almost close to your uvula again. "Relax, mama, relax. Keep taking deep breaths fr' me." He coos at you, and you do as he says. Breathe in, breathe out. Once you slowly move, Toji aids you by gently pushing the back of your head toward him. And a wave of astonishment and relief hits you when you manage to have his dick hit the back of your throat.
"There ya go, cutie." He smirks at you, aware of your tiny display of giddiness. "Now, try goin' at your own pace."
With a few bobs up and down, slowly but surely, you get used to having Toji's cock in your oral cavity, going at your own tempo and enjoying yourself with this. Your movements are filled with confidence, and you whimper every time you try to go as far as you can but not too crazy.
And Toji loves every second of it. Your moans vibrate the walls around his cock, and it turns him on even more when he peers down to see you suck on him so deliciously. Spit covers your lips the more you take him in your mouth, and he groans when he feels your hands stroking him and kneading his balls (something you've learned to do from the articles you've read). "So good...Hmmph! So fucking good..." It's been a long time since Toji's been given a blowjob, and it feels so good to have you — his sweet thing — do it for him.
But then a thought pops into his mind, and the pleasure in his body churns into a different path of want and need. "Sweetie." Your eyes flutter up at him when he calls you, stopping midway through. "Wanna go a lil' further than this?" It takes a moment for you to register, but you give a curt nod with a hum on his dick, which he can only assume is a "yes."
"I'm gonna stand up, okay? So keep taking deep breaths and follow my lead." You don't answer, only gaze at him as you mentally prepare yourself. Toji rests a hand at the rear of your head as he gets up from the couch, keeping you still on his cock in hopes you don't choke. Now he's standing upright, and his sweatpants slide down to his sturdy thighs. He places both his hands on each side of your head. "I'm gonna start moving slowly, 'kay baby?"
And so he does, unhurriedly pushing his shaft into you, and your hands find purchase on his thighs as he does so. His dick that once stopped at the back of your throat eventually finds its way deeper within, and you're senses are clouded with his smell when your nose and mouth meet his pelvis. It all feels so overwhelming that tears start to form.
Toji lets you adjust to all of him for a while, grinding his hips on your lips to fully accommodate his whole girth, prompting more muffled mewls from you. He ruts his hips at your face when he notes your steady breathing. Gradually, every inch of his cock sinks into your mouth. Your head starts to pound as you enter a haze.
The pace of his thrusts eventually goes faster and faster by the minute, and the tears finally come down with every jab to your throat. Saliva runs down your chin with the smack of his balls, the head bullying your insides with the erratic rhythm. Your nails form scratch marks on his thighs from all the stimulation you're going through, but you'd be lying to yourself if you said you didn't feel so fucking good. Having your boyfriend's pelvis smack on your face on par with the sounds of you sucking him off felt like fire to your eardrums. So hot but so electrifying the more you indulge yourself.
As for the older man fucking the hell out of your face? Oh, how he missed this. It's been so long since he stuck his dick on such a pretty mouth. And your throat's tight, velvety walls have him rutting for more. He knew this would make his thirst return, and now he was sure an addiction would form from this. But right now, he can feel the surge of his orgasm arise, and his brows crease with a guttural groan as he thrusts into your face with harsh motions.
"Shit, ahhhhh shit, shit," It's so close, almost there. "Gonna cum, mama, gonna—Mmmm! Haaah, oh fuck, oh fuckin' Christ!" Through his moans of pleasure, Toji releases his load down your throat. And you're in no other position than to just take it, whimpering blissfully onto his length as he gives you a few more ruts to your face.
When he's done experiencing his ecstatic high, the older man withdraws himself from you. Your throat and mouth become empty except for his essence that you swallow. Strands of spit and come connect your wet face to him for a crude yet intimate moment before they break out.
He pulls up his sweatpants and drops down to wipe your pretty face with his hand. "So? Was I a good teacher?"
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𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔰
requested! this was soooooo fun to write. i honestly couldn't have asked for a better request lol. "i’m gonna request a brat taming fic with slash OH GOD i imagine him playing along with reader and her playful brattiness, but when it starts to get serious he gets stern and AWHHHHH SMUT SPANKING FERAL, i’d imagined current slash but feel free to change anything". LIKE UGHHHH THAT WAS GREAT TO READ
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it started out as a game—one you always enjoyed playing, and one he always let you get away with. slash, with his laid-back charm and quiet intensity, had a way of humoring your bratty tendencies. he'd smirk under that iconic hat of his, one brow barely lifted, playing along as if he were the most patient man in the world.
today, though, you were really pushing it.
it started when you swiped his guitar pick right from the amp, holding it behind your back like a mischievous child. “hey,” he drawled, standing a few feet away with his arms folded, the hint of a smirk at his lips. “you’re gonna give me that back.”
“what if i don’t?” you bit your lip, stepping just out of reach.
he tilted his head, curls spilling around his face as he regarded you. “you’re playin’ with fire, sweetheart.”
“am i?” you taunted, holding up the pick with a cheeky grin before shoving it into the back pocket of your jeans.
for a moment, he said nothing, just watching you with those dark, brooding eyes. then he shifted, pushing off the amp where he’d been leaning. the air in the room changed—thick, electric, and heavy with unspoken tension. you swallowed hard, suddenly aware of how serious he looked.
he stalked toward you slowly, his boots thudding against the floor. “you think i won’t do somethin’ about that?” his voice was lower now, the playful edge stripped away and replaced with something far more commanding.
“i’m just playing,” you murmured, feigning innocence as you backed up until your legs hit the edge of the couch.
“oh, i know what you’re doin’, baby.” he stopped right in front of you, towering, his presence consuming every inch of your space. one hand reached up to tilt your chin, forcing you to meet his gaze. “but you’re about to find out what happens when you push me too far.”
your breath hitched, a shiver running down your spine at the way his voice dripped with authority.
“turn around,” he said softly.
“w-what?”
“i said, turn around.”
you stared up at him, your defiance cracking under his stern gaze. slowly, you turned, heart racing as you felt his hands settle firmly on your hips. his grip was strong, possessive, pulling you back until you were flush against him.
“you like testing me, don’t you?” he muttered, his lips brushing against the shell of your ear. you nodded silently, though you could feel your pulse pounding in your throat.
“say it.”
“i like testing you,” you whispered.
“that’s what i thought,” he growled, giving your hip a squeeze before his palm landed hard against the curve of your ass. the sudden sting made you gasp, and you jerked forward, but his hold on you didn’t falter.
“that’s one.”
“slash…” you whimpered, but the way your thighs squeezed together betrayed you.
“you wanted to play this game, sweetheart,” he rasped, delivering another sharp slap. smack. “i think it’s time i remind you who’s in charge.”
your skin burned under his touch, but every sharp sensation sent heat pooling between your legs. he settled into a rhythm—a few more spanks, each one punctuated by his low, gravelly praise or reprimands. “you’re such a brat… but look at you now. so obedient.”
by the time he was done, you were trembling, his hands now soothing the sting with slow, deliberate caresses. “you okay?” he murmured, his voice softer now.
you turned to look at him over your shoulder, eyes glassy but full of want. “y-yeah.”
his lips quirked into that signature smirk. “good. because i’m not done with you yet.”
before you could process his words, slash guided you forward, pushing you to lean over the arm of the couch. the rough fabric bit into your palms as you braced yourself, your breath quick and shallow. his hands skimmed down your back, pausing at the curve of your waist before trailing lower.
“you’re already so wet for me,” he murmured, slipping his fingers between your legs to confirm it. you gasped at the contact, your body arching instinctively.
“slash… please,” you whimpered, pressing your hips back toward his touch.
he chuckled darkly, dragging his fingers through your slick folds but never quite giving you what you needed. “you’re not in charge here, baby. you don’t get to tell me what to do.”
you bit your lip, frustration bubbling up as he teased you, circling your clit lazily but never pressing down the way you craved. just as you were about to protest, he withdrew his hand completely, and you groaned at the loss.
“you’ll get what you want,” he muttered, his voice rough with his own desire. you heard the sound of his belt unbuckling, and the anticipation made your heart race. “but not until i’ve had my fill of you.”
the sound of his zipper sent a fresh wave of arousal pooling between your thighs. you barely had a moment to think before you felt the blunt head of his cock teasing at your entrance.
“is this what you wanted?” he asked, voice low and dangerous.
“yes,” you choked out, desperate.
“say it.”
“i want you, slash. please.”
“that’s my girl,” he growled before thrusting into you in one deep stroke. the sudden fullness made you cry out, your fingers digging into the couch. he gave you no time to adjust, setting a slow, punishing rhythm that left you gasping with each thrust.
“look at you,” he murmured, gripping your hips tightly as he fucked you deeper. “so needy. so fucking perfect.”
every word sent sparks of pleasure straight to your core, and you pushed back against him, meeting each of his thrusts. the room was filled with the sound of skin meeting skin, your whimpers and his low, guttural moans mingling together.
“you’re mine,” he growled, reaching around to find your clit, circling it roughly with his fingers. the combination of his cock stretching you and the friction on your sensitive nub sent you hurtling toward the edge.
“slash… i’m gonna…”
“cum for me, baby,” he commanded, his voice tight with restraint.
with a final thrust and a sharp press of his fingers, you shattered, your orgasm crashing over you in waves. your walls clenched around him, drawing a deep groan from his chest as he thrust into you a few more times before spilling himself inside you.
for a moment, the only sound in the room was your ragged breathing. slash pulled you upright, his hands gentle now as he turned you to face him.
“you good?” he asked softly, brushing a damp strand of hair from your face.
you nodded, a sated smile tugging at your lips. “yeah. more than good.”
he smirked, pressing a kiss to your forehead. “good. next time you decide to test me, just remember how this ends.”
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NSFW Alphabet with Widowmaker x shy girlfriend 💗?
Widowmaker NSFW Alphabet (with shy Gf)
A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)
Depending on the night and how Amélie's feeling, the amount of affection she'll give you after sex varies. If she had pushed you out of your comfort zone then she'll curl her body around yours while whispering praises in your ear. If it was a typical night then she'll leave a good amount of space between you two but she will allow you to hold her hand/arm (she secretly loves when you trace her tattoo).
B = Body Part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Amélie loves her legs/ass solely based off the fact that you love them so dearly. She absolutely adores how you look between them when she makes you eat her out till she's satisfied.
Amélie favors your hands. Your hands seem so much more pure than hers. No matter what you've done or who you are - they offer her relief from the grief that she continues to suffer from. When you're hands are interlaced, it feels like some of her guilt's been washed away. (And your fingers know exactly how to fuck her but that's not the point)
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)
She's not a huge fan of the taste of cum but wants you to be obsessed with hers. I feel like Amélie tastes pretty sweet because of her strict diets which makes her cum all the more addicting. This may be because of how possessive she is but Amélie gets off from seeing her cum on you. Whether it's smeared on your chin from riding your face or dripping down your fingers and wrist - she loves seeing it on you.
D = Dirty Secret (A dirty secret of theirs)
We all know that Olivia has access to all of the cameras throughout Talon's base. But who would've thought that Amélie would purposely take you to rooms where she knows a camera is so Olivia can watch just how good Amélie fucks you. She mainly started doing this because Olivia would playfully flirt with you before you and Amélie had gotten together, so she had to prove to the hacker who's name you scream when you're at the height of your orgasm.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)
Amélie's experience was cut short due to her marriage with Gerard. She was married off to him at a pretty young age - abstaining from sex until she was properly wed. After turning into the ruthless assassin, the very idea of sex repelled her, at least not when she was still grieving over Gerard's death. But that all changes when you two get together. Amélie isn't clueless though, she's touched herself countless times and knows how to make you cum in record time.
F = Favorite Position
Face riding/sitting and reverse cowgirl. Something about seeing you smothered between her thick thighs gets her going, maybe it's how powerful she feels - like a queen on her throne but she loves this position and keeps you between her thighs until their numb. Amélie's favorites definitely connect to the fact that she loves feeling in control. When she rides your strap in reverse cowgirl style, she'll have you cuffed to the headboard so all you do is watch. Just imagine how good her ass looks, bouncing up and down on your 8 inch strap that's stuffed deep inside her pussy. Amélie loves hearing your moans and groans from the visual, and on occasion she'll degrade you - mocking how such a shy girl's so filthy.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Listen, it's already hard to get her to laugh normally so getting her to be a little silly during intercourse is not happening. Maybe during your first time together, when you're nerves are amped to the max - she'll let loose and giggle once or twice but you're not really getting more than that.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc)
Amélie's a woman of class. She may be blue but that never stopped her from looking her best. Amélie's European. Her hair is thick. The carpets most definitely match the drapes so you're dealing with a thick head of hair and pubes. Her hair grows extremely fast but she tries to keep it relatively short. The length varies but Amélie keeps it in a controlled triangle.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)
Intimacy pairs with the aftercare - it depends on the night and how Amélie's feeling. The intimacy usually increases when she's been feeling desolate. Especially if you have sex near the date of Gerard's death or if Moira had been experimenting on her again. During these times she'll let her walls down and put you in control. Amélie won't say much, just burying her head into your shoulder while your hands gently unravel her woes.
J = Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)
Like I said earlier, Amélie's well acquainted with her fingers because of the dry sex life she had in her previous relationship. But with you? Oh honey, you're gonna be dragged into closets, spare rooms; pushed against basically any surface to soothe her sex drive. Why would she waste her energy fucking herself when she has you?
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Exhibitionism, BDSM, Temperature play, Bondage,
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Probably her bedroom in the castle since it makes you feel the most comfortable. It literally has anything you could possibly want. The bed is huge and has the headboard that she loves cuffing you to, the fireplace that sets the mood and countless surfaces for you two to have fun on (and the chest of toys hidden away under her bed). Amélie's bedroom just feels romantic with all the accents of purples, maroons, silks and furs.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Your shy nature is one of the biggest motivators for Amélie. She loves seeing you squirm and shake whenever she touches you. Hell, even just her stare can have you flushing. And she eats it up. Amélie loves unraveling you like a little present, caught in her web - picking at your shy facade until you break. Pushing you to your limits until your crying and begging for her. Turning you into her little slut's the biggest turn on for her.
N = No (Something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
Amélie refuses to have sex/intercourse in certain areas of the castle because they remind her too much of her past and Gerard. Places like her old practice room and Gerard's study are closed off to never be touched again.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Prefers receiving 100%. Amélie loves your tongue more than any toy in her stash, she could literally ride and grind against it for hours. But, that doesn't mean she can't give head. Babe if she wants to eat you out she's gonna do a damn good job. Amélie's tongue is slow and precise, the excruciating pace slowly driving you to the brink of madness. Like I said before, she doesn't really like the taste of cum so getting head from her is a luxury.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)
Very slow and sensual. Amélie loves drawing out everything so she can really soak up the reactions from you. It's just so adorable seeing the effect she has on you. If you get a little bratty or bold then she'll get rougher but never faster. No, if anything she gets slower. Edging you at an incredibly slow pace that you can't help but to beg for mercy.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc)
Amélie prefers taking her time but thoroughly enjoys a good quickie here and there simply because of how shy you get when she pulls you into a small closet or corner to have a little fun. She does it pretty often, especially when the risk factor's particularly high. During quickies, Amélie's faster than usual - usually taking the reins and pinning you to the wall with her hand over your mouth.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc)
Amélie's always open to finding new ways to make you squirm. She loves the thrill and high she gets from taking you in public - knowing that someone could walk in at any moment just to see how much of a dirty girl you really are. (She always makes sure to take a precaution - aka her poison - so no one can actually see you but the idea is still thrilling. And if someone does walk in, she'll just knock them over the back of their head in the blink of an eye.)
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)
Have you seen this girl run up multiple staircases without even breathing a little harder? Amélie's stamina is almost scarily high. She can go round after round, pulling orgasm after orgasm from you or herself. Be prepared because she loves overstimulating you. But at the same time, she's gonna make you her personal chair for well over four orgasms.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves)
Amélie prefers using her toys on you. When it comes to her own pleasure, she'll choose your tongue any day. Favorites of hers: Bluetooth connected vibrator, regular hitachi wand, and her favorite strap.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
Amélie's so unfair it hurts. She'll tie you up and edge you for hours as punishment over minor offenses, she just wants to find any excuse to edge you. And with the bluetooth vibrator..? You're fucked. During date nights, Amélie will force you to wear the vibrator in your panties and she'll play with it on her phone throughout the night. She just adores the blush on your face and the way you bite into your plump lip to try and keep quiet.
V = Volume (How loud are they, what sounds do they make)
She's pretty quiet in and out of the bedroom. Amélie pretty much just lets out sighs and grunts, when she's about to cum she'll moan quietly.
W = Wildcard (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Secretly likes anal. Amélie discovered this early on as a teen but didn't bother telling Gerard since he was very vanilla. She won't initiate anal play unless you do it first. Amélie wants to mainly receive it but she would kill to see you with a pretty butt plug that has a gem atop it.
X = X-Ray (Let's see what's going on in those pants)
Amélie's inner folds are longer than her outer ones, sticking out past them. Her clit's pretty small and she has an overall deep purple color.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive)
Her sex drive's pretty high, after being sex-deprived and touch starved for so long - it made her drive increase a decent amount. But you are dating one of the top agents of talon so you only have so much free time with her. This means you guys have sex maybe two or three times a week.
Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Depending on the day, Amélie can feel a lot of things after such intimacy. She frequently waits until you're asleep so she can have a smoke on her balcony. When she comes back she'll just look at you until she starts to fall asleep, admiring your face and maybe even whispering small praises in french. This is when she feels the most comfortable being vulnerable, oftentimes you'll be just awake enough to catch her whispering "Je t'aime"
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ok so you're bouncing on his lap but he's really making you work for it, he'll help once your legs get tired but he wants to you really earn it 😔 the little murmured praise is so worth it tho 👏
a little teasing “i can run for 90 straight minutes and you’re tired already?” bc I know he has a wicked dry sense of humor he just has to have it dragged out of him 🤤 and then I get amped up like I can’t let him upstage me so I dig in my nails and grit my teeth and then I get the “ma tigresse there she is“ and gentle squeeze of the hip and smack on the ass i’ve been craving
#answered#me when the sex only pet name comes out: 🧍♀️#oh Noel noa u have given me actual fatal brain worms#and YOU lor…..#wait until I get my hands on u!!!!!!!
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'Great Scott! Can the actor known as Fleabag's Hot Priest shift to playing several melancholy mopers? Count on the irresistible Andrew Scott to fire up Vanya, a one-man take on Anton Chekhov's Uncle Vanya beginning in March 2025 off Broadway.
A hit in 2023 in London, the show marks Scott’s return to the New York stage after nearly two decades. He made his 2006 debut on Broadway opposite Julianne Moore and Bill Nighy in The Vertical Hour.
Since then, Scott’s screen roles in Fleabag, Sherlock, All of Us Strangers, and Ripley have amped up the Irish actor’s star status. All the while, Scott has worked steadily on stage in London, where he started out in the early 1990s and has since won two Olivier Awards.
Get to know more about Scott’s standout stage roles, then be sure to see him play the title role (and all the other characters) in Vanya at the Lucille Lortel Theatre.
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Brighton Beach Memoirs
Scott’s stage roots are, in a way, based in New York – specifically Brooklyn, where Neil Simon’s 1983 dramedy is set. In a 1992 production in Dublin, Scott played Stanley Jerome, a supportive older brother who provides a bit of humor amid family struggles.
Six Characters in Search of an Author
In a 1996 staging of Luigi Pirandello’s absurdist drama, Scott was back in family mode in the role of an aloof son. The show was presented at the Abbey Theatre, where Scott appeared the same year in The Marriage of Figaro and A Woman of No Importance.
Long Day’s Journey Into Night
In Eugene O’Neill’s autobiographical drama about a family’s harrowing struggle with illness, addiction, and emotional turmoil, Scott played the sickly, introspective son, Edmund. For his performance in this 1998 staging at the Gate Theatre in Dublin, Scott was named actor of the year at the Sunday Independent Spirit of Line Arts Awards.
Dublin Carol
Scott made his London stage debut in 2000 at the Royal Court Theatre in Conor McPherson’s moody yuletide drama. Scott played Mark, a young man searching for his place in life, alongside Brian Cox as a forlorn funeral director.
The Irish Times praised Scott for bringing the “hopefully innocent Mark” to life. Scott returned to the Royal Court in 2006 for McPherson’s grief-themed Dying City and in 2009 for Mike Bartlett’s emotionally charged Cock.
A Girl in a Car with a Man
Rob Evans’s unsettling play revolves around the abduction of a girl captured on closed-circuit TV video. For his role as gay narcissist Alex in a 2004 staging at the Royal Court, Scott won an Olivier Award for Outstanding Achievement in an Affiliate Theatre.
The Vertical Hour
In 2006, Scott made his Broadway debut in director Sam Mendes’s staging of David Hare’s drama about a former war correspondent (Julianne Moore) confronting her past and the men in her life – fiancé Phillip (Scott) and his father, Oliver (Bill Nighy). The New York Times critic praised Scott’s “touching vulnerability.”
Fleabag
Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s Emmy Award-winning series began as a 2013 one-woman play. Scott's character of a foxy pastor, and the title character's unholy obsession, first appeared in the TV adaptation.
Still, we'd be remiss not to include Fleabag here. There’s a fan-favorite moment in the second season when Fleabag speaks to the audience by looking directly into the camera. The priest sees her do it, asking, “Where’d you just go?” It's a theatrical moment — breaking the fourth wall at its deepest and finest.
Hamlet
To be or not to be�� the lead role in this Shakespeare classic? In 2017, Scott stepped up as the dour Hamlet in a production directed by Robert Icke that began at the Almeida Theatre and transferred to London's West End. London Theatre praised Scott, who was nominated for an Olivier Award, for his “boyishly youthful demeanor” in the demanding part.
Present Laughter
Noël Coward becomes him. Scott played the charismatic, if self-absorbed, actor Garry Essendine in this 2019 revival at the Old Vic. London Theatre's critic wrote: “A magnetic Scott delivers again.” The star turn won Scott an Olivier Award. In his acceptance speech, Scott said Coward “put forth so many brave and progressive ideas through comedy.”
Nine years earlier at the same theatre, Scott starred in Coward’s Design for Living, a comedy about a complicated three-way relationship.
Vanya
This acclaimed solo adaptation of Uncle Vanya by Simon Stephens (The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time) arrives off Broadway following its acclaimed 2023 London run. The show, filmed live in the West End, features Scott playing multiple roles, each of them bedeviled by regret. In a five-star review, London Theatre called Scott's performance "a truly remarkable theatrical feat" — so be sure to experience it for yourself.
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Faux Real Unleash High-Voltage Single “Hi Tension” Ahead of Debut Album Faux Ever
Faux Real are back with a bang, delivering their electrifying new single, “Hi Tension,” via City Slang Records, setting the stage for their long-awaited debut album, ‘Faux Ever’, dropping on October 11, 2024. The Los Angeles-based Franco-American art-pop duo—brothers Elliott and Virgil Arndt—infuse “Hi Tension” with pulsing synths, high-voltage melodies, and biting lyrics. It’s a heady blend of over-revved engines and punk-tinged riffs, pushing the boundaries of their already experimental sound. The accompanying music video amps up the adrenaline, showing the brothers throwing a wild desert party, complete with flamethrowers, dirtbikes, and, of course, a massive moth—perfectly matching the chaotic energy of the track. “Hi Tension” isn't just a song; it's a full-on sensory assault, as the band describes it: “Unapologetically shiny, mischievous, and disjointed,” capturing the bold spirit of American daredevils—a recurring theme throughout their upcoming record. Faux Real have always thrived on blending the absurd with the real, and “Hi Tension” continues that tradition. Fresh off a whirlwind summer of international gigs, including standout performances at The Great Escape and Best Kept Secret, the duo also collaborated with electropop icons Metronomy on their single “Contact High,” earning praise from Joe Mount, who described the track as something he “can’t detach” from. Their debut album *Faux Ever* promises to be a sonic playground of surrealism and humor, fusing heartbreak, labor, and identity into their signature art-pop aesthetic. Previous releases like “Walking Away From My Demons” and “Love On The Ground” have already teased this evolution. Recorded across multiple cities, *Faux Ever* aims to elevate Faux Real’s genre-defying sound to new, glossier pop heights, bringing their sultry, existential energy into sharper focus. Read the full article
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Faux Real Unleash High-Voltage Single “Hi Tension” Ahead of Debut Album Faux Ever
Faux Real are back with a bang, delivering their electrifying new single, “Hi Tension,” via City Slang Records, setting the stage for their long-awaited debut album, ‘Faux Ever’, dropping on October 11, 2024. The Los Angeles-based Franco-American art-pop duo—brothers Elliott and Virgil Arndt—infuse “Hi Tension” with pulsing synths, high-voltage melodies, and biting lyrics. It’s a heady blend of over-revved engines and punk-tinged riffs, pushing the boundaries of their already experimental sound. The accompanying music video amps up the adrenaline, showing the brothers throwing a wild desert party, complete with flamethrowers, dirtbikes, and, of course, a massive moth—perfectly matching the chaotic energy of the track. “Hi Tension” isn't just a song; it's a full-on sensory assault, as the band describes it: “Unapologetically shiny, mischievous, and disjointed,” capturing the bold spirit of American daredevils—a recurring theme throughout their upcoming record. Faux Real have always thrived on blending the absurd with the real, and “Hi Tension” continues that tradition. Fresh off a whirlwind summer of international gigs, including standout performances at The Great Escape and Best Kept Secret, the duo also collaborated with electropop icons Metronomy on their single “Contact High,” earning praise from Joe Mount, who described the track as something he “can’t detach” from. Their debut album *Faux Ever* promises to be a sonic playground of surrealism and humor, fusing heartbreak, labor, and identity into their signature art-pop aesthetic. Previous releases like “Walking Away From My Demons” and “Love On The Ground” have already teased this evolution. Recorded across multiple cities, *Faux Ever* aims to elevate Faux Real’s genre-defying sound to new, glossier pop heights, bringing their sultry, existential energy into sharper focus. Read the full article
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Phulera Village: Is It Real?

The maiden season of Amazon Prime Video’s Panchayat was released about a week after the 2020 Covid lockdown gifting the house-arrest with an easy escape from the unprecedented turn of events. For many, what started as a mindless watch eventually topped the binge-watch lists of India.
The series has garnered immense praise for its heartwarming portrayal of Indian rural life, capturing the essence of small-town dynamics with humor and sensitivity. The first two seasons, which premiered in 2020 and 2022 respectively, resonated deeply with audiences, leaving them eagerly waiting for the next chapter.
Phulera village had been the epicenter of the entire plot. Where is this village located? Is Phulera for real? Finally, Madhya Pradesh Tourism have shared details that TVF and Amazon’s series was shot in a village named Mahodiya in Sehore District of Madhya Pradesh
Slight reveal of behind the scene of the shoot location seems to amp the excitement. While shooting, the crew used one of the schools in the village to have lunch and the entire production team of workers came from Bhopal.
The by lane children in the village greet you with amiable pride, one of the most hit web series was shot in their very own village. While few say candidly, ‘Pani ki kami hain.’
Mahodiya is a well-known treasure trove of natural beauty, wildlife, history, and heritage. However, owing to the popularity of Panchayat series, the village is a well-loved mass destination.
Jeetendra Kumar expressed that R.K.Narayan’s Malgudi Days had been a great source of inspiration for the show.
Panchayat 3 Release Date: What to Expect from Jeetendra Kumar?
Best known for his role in ‘The Kota Factory’ Jeetendra Kumar went on to carve a spectacular niche for himself with three seasons in his kitty.
While essaying the role as the secretary to the Village Panchayat, Jeetendra Kumar might have been slightly apprehensive with the audience pull but to the surprise of the team, Panchayat today has rural, urban as well as international viewers.
An IIT alumnus, Jeetendra always harbored love for acting. It was a chance meeting with Biswapati Sarkar, the creative director and writer at TVF, which landed him his first project, 'Munna Jazbati: The Q-tiya Intern' in 2013. It was followed by the super hit series 'Kota Factory', where he played a teacher at an engineering coaching center turning him to the digital superstar. And the entire season of Panchayat only reinforced the genuineness of the title. Over the last four years, he has also forayed into films, the most mainstream one being 'Shubh Mangal Zyada Saavdhan,’ 'Chaman Bahar' and 'Dry Day' (2023) was released.
Whether the hindi cinema veteran, Neena Gupta or Jeetendra Kumar whose popularity rocketed with Panchayat expressed that they shot in the unbearable heat when even the locals would stay indoors.
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aftercare methods with sub!charles! 💯
away with the chilling ice tub and cryotherapy. charles doesn’t like the cold! a warm bubble bath is more like it. before he’ll attain his WDC eventually, at least he wears a foam crown: you’re lathering up the lavender shampoo on him like there’s no tomorrow. it makes charles burst into laughter, he’s kicking his feet, it's so adorable. a nose boop on top — happy sub, happy life. drying off, you both sleep soundly afterwards.
to amp up the protection factor and extra warmth, of course you bought a heated aftercare blanket and red fluffy socks for his birthday. anything to spoil your little one, he deserves and needs to feel safe.
since you recently got one: playing with your pet dog!
after handing him a glass of water: lots of revitalizing nutrients in bananas, why not feed him one? very on brand. 😆
for times when you play in the living room: because he’s so interested in architecture and art, his domme simply putting on a documentary is just right. watching and commenting together is calming and educational instead of putting on dull tv noises in the background. charles has a tendency to insist watching what you like, so you just do both.
you most definitely prepared a specific music playlist for days when you just wanna lay there and do nothing. not moving a singular inch, just breathing, giving him forehead kisses.
charles has a fondness for being buried in your chest. need i say more? he won’t suffocate, don’t worry. he might be sweet, but he’s not made of cotton candy. the man’s job literally consists of holding his breath in every 6G turn… a little TLC beyond the light of day won’t hurt him ;)
piling on the compliments. sincere ones! charles’ eternal praise kink needs refreshing after he’s fucked-out and tired. it’s not like you’d ever run out of nice things to say about him, anyway. it comes naturally. you love him so. fucking. much ❤️
checking random text messages from friends. this might not sound romantic, but it’s fun! charles likes himself some humor. and you won’t do it for long, sex is usually a no-phone activity. for privacy and focus.
applying lotion on him. you are looking respectfully.
pillow fort: he already thinks of his car as a nest. why couldn’t your bed be, too?
whenever you get even the slightest dom drop, he will notice and hurry to reassure you, hold you, give you personal attention, make you food. for energy and a mood boost. chef leclerc slowly became a master of the italian cuisine during the course of your relationship. expect the crispiest pizza dough and world class penne. if it’s december? he’ll bake you a fucking panettone! italian culture is so important in your household, you love it.
holding hands and snuggling, just napping endlessly while curled together. as you said: he’s particular about touching. but his domme can do whatever she wants! it’s ridiculous, you sleep so well with your face in his hair.
- george’s long legs anon 👕 with the soft mood, hope you enjoyed 😌
I… once again I would like you to know that I would die for you. This is immaculate. Incredible. 11/10.
Aftercare with Charles can take on many different forms, and I think that’s because he tends to need a lot of aftercare for a long time? He’s not gonna be fine after twenty minutes of cuddles and a quick bath.
Of course he needs those cuddles immediately after a scene and then to he held in the bath when you clean him up. But he needs more than that. He’s gonna be needy and subby for the rest of the day, sometimes even into the next day.
When you’re with him during this time then he’s the happiest little thing ever. He’s all soft and subby, plaint against you and happy to be with you. He can even manage to go outside just fine, as long as he can hold your hand the whole time.
I think that he has a very specific schedule for the first hour or so after a scene? His little mind is completely offline then and he needs to do very familiar things, needs to be able to predict what’s going to happen.
First, he gets about twenty minutes of cuddles immediately, and I mean immediately. You can’t first wipe the cum off him or put the toys away. It’s cuddles immediately. Yes you’ll end up getting covered in his sweat and cum but he’s your good boy and he deserves it.
Then it’s time for a bath. The lavender bubble bath is a must and is only used after scenes. He can smell it from the bedroom while you run the bath and he just smiles to himself, feeling so warm and safe cause now he’s gonna have a bath with you!!
At first it’s very soft, just holding him in the bath and cleaning him up. When he relaxes into your arms, a big smile on his face, then it’s time to have fun!! Time to boop his nose and time to make him a crown out of bubbles. Of course you dry him off afterwards, making sure he doesn’t have to lift a finger.
He also doesn’t have to lift a finger while you clean up. You put him on the comfy armchair in the bedroom (it’s your reading chair and his aftercare chair, no one else uses it), and fetch him his special blanket and fuzzy socks. He’s literally completely naked wrapped in his blanket and then his fuzzy socks. You don’t know why that’s what he likes, but does.
He’s in his happy blanket cocoon while you change the sheets and clean the toys and whatnot. He eats his snack and drinks his water from the chair too. He stands up for all two seconds so that you can sit down and then plops down on your lap, eating from your hand and sucking from the straw of the glass you’re holding.
Once he’s finished eating, he’s done with the more structured part of his aftercare. He’s comfy and safe and warm and now he doesn’t need to do the same thing every time. Now you can change it up.
And you do, all the time. Charles is always happy to just be with you, pleased with whatever you decide to do.
Sometimes it’s laying in bed and listening to a playlist, usually with his head on your chest. He’s very happy there, nice and safe (and naked except for his fuzzy socks). You sometimes listen to the playlist two or three times, just laying there.
I think he’ll often ask you to talk? He doesn’t have any particular topic in mind. He just wants to hear your voice, so you just tell him about your day, about plans, make up random stories, whatever. You don’t even have to speak in a language he understands to be honest. He just wants to hear your voice. If you’re studying, you could literally just say your coursework out loud. It’s your voice so he’s happy.
Sometimes, if you don’t feel like talking, you’ll take him to the living room to watch a documentary. You always ask him if he wants to pick. If he does say yes, he’ll almost always pick an architecture documentary. Sometimes he’ll tell you to choose something and then you’ll pick something random.
He doesn’t say much for the first half an hour of the documentary, and then he’ll slowly start to speak. First he just mumbles things like “that’s pretty…” or “don’t like that…” “what’s gonna happen?” You always kiss his hair when he speaks, making sure to respond to him to help him slowly come back up from subspace. By the end of the documentary, he’s making comments the entire time.
I love the idea of checking messages? I think that’s mostly done towards the end, when he’s pretty good but still too subby to answer his own messages. He’ll come cuddle under your arm, handing you his phone (you know his password by the way, you know all his passwords, he likes that you know) and then you two go through and answer some people. It’s calming when you’re there, and it’s relieving to have all his messages answered.
I also love the idea of putting lotion on him? You’ll often do that after the bath, asking if he’d like some lotion and he almost always agrees. Mostly because he knows it means he’ll get loads of kisses and cuddles.
He’s got the dumbest little smile on his face as you rub the lotion onto his skin. He’s so happy there.
He also insists on putting lotion on you by the way. Don’t even think about saying no. He will cry if he thinks you’ll say no, cause he’s still far too sensitive to be functional on his own yet.
To be honest he doesn’t do the best job at putting lotion on you, but he’s happy so it’s worth it.
The underlying thing is just having you with him? Charles wants to be in your space, to be close to you and to feel safe and sheltered. Even in a normal headspace Charles has no concept of personal side when it comes to you, but after scenes it’s even more so.
He wants to be with you at all times.
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| NSFW Alphabet| Sam Kiszka
warnings: smuuttt obviously ;)
a/n: I had covid and didn’t post for a hot minute but I’m back and I hope you enjoy you little freaks. <3
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A= Aftercare (what they are like after sex)
Sam is a big cuddler after sex, he likes to be held or even hold you.
He will kiss your sensitive skin, anywhere he's left marks.
He’ll Whisper sweet nothings in your ear, telling you how much he loves you.
B= Body Part (favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On himself, his hands because they drive you insane. Or his collar bones, you loovvee nibbling on them and he livessss for it!
On you, your ASS! Sammy is such a butt guy. He loves to leave his handprints on your ass, but also likes to just lay on it.
C= Cum (literally anything to do with cum)
He begggss to cum in you almost every time, if not in you then 100% on your ass or in your mouth.
When you're dom, he will beg you to let him cum. You love seeing him beg.
“Please baby, let me fill you up.”
D= Dirty Secret (little dirty secret of theirs)
Not so much a secret but he loves being called daddy, but also likes when you are the dominant one and call him a ‘good boy’.
E= Experience (how experienced are they?)
VERY EXPERIENCED, he is such a ladies man I mean come on now…
F= Favorite Position (their fav position/positions)
When he's feeling submissive, definitely when you are on top.
But otherwise, he loves doggy. He likes to pull your hair and smack your ass HAARRDD.
G= Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, ect.)
He's pretty serious in the moment, but he will giggle seeing you beg for him.
H= Hair (how well groomed are they down there)
Just stubble really, he likes to keep it clean down there.
I= Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect,ect.)
When it comes to sex, very intimate, he likes to play music in the background, light some candles. He’s a very romantic type of guy.
Always calling you pet names and praising you.
J= Jack Off ( masturbation headcanon)
Sam FaceTimed you because he could not stop thinking about you while he was on tour. You had a matching red lingerie set on, knowing it would drive him crazy.
“God, baby you look so fucking good.” Sam whispered in a raspy tone.
“Sammy, are you touching yourself?” You asked, smirking.
Sam sat there silently, smirking knowing well he was jerking off to you.
“Mm fuck baby.” He moaned, making you smile.
“I can’t wait to fuck you when I get back, treat you like the princess you are.” He said.
K= Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Spanking, hickies, literally anything to make a mark on you. He loves making sure people know that you're all his.
Also, he loves when you are dom.
Jerking him off and edging him, making him beg for his sweet release.
L= Location (favorite place to have sex)
Literally anywhere in the house.
His favorite is fucking you ontop of the grand piano you two have in your shared home.
Or on his amp where you can feel the vibrations his bass makes.
M= Motivation ( what turns them on/ gets them going)
Seeing you in his t shirts with nothing but panties underneath
It's like asking for him to destroy you..
Just hearing his name come out of your mouth makes him hard.
N= NO (something they won’t do/ turn offs)
Even though he's a switch, he's not into any of the pegging stuff.
Neither you of you really like anal, but thats about it. He's down to do anything you are okay with.
O= Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skil,ect)
It's a big 50/50!!!
HE LOVVEES eating you out, buttt also loves you sucking his dick and making you gag so he can praise you for it.
P= Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Ect)
He honestly loves to go slow, but rough at the same time.
Sam loves to thrust hard, but at a slow pace. Your moans are like music to his ears.
Q= Quickie (their opinion on quickies, how often, ect)
Alllwaayyss down for a quickie, weather it's before a show or party you guys are going to.
Fuck, he will maybe even fuck you at the party you two go to.
R= Risk ( are they down to experiment? do they take risks,ect)
Always down to experiment with things you guys haven't already tried unless you both don't like it.
You never thought you'd be a dominant person until you met sam.
S= Stamina (how many rounds can they go, how long do they last)
Ngl, this man can go for houurrss.
He will go until your legs are like noodles.
T= Toys (do they own sex toys? Do they use them on themself? On their partner?)
You both have a good amount of toys.
vibrators/ vibrating panties ( he loves using them on you in public)
Handcuffs, rope, blind folds, you name it.
U= Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Sam is such a fucking tease, but so are you.
You both love to make eachother beg
V= Volume (how loud do they get?)
Hes so vocal during sex, and you fucking love it.
But if you two are trying to fuck without anyone hearing, you put your hand over his mouth because someone is bond to hear him.
W= Wild Card ( just a random headcanon;))
“They are gonna hear us sam, they are literally in the room next to us.” You whispered to your bf, your back against the sink in a bathroom of a house your friends were throwing.
“They won’t hear shit love, they are all too drunk or stoned to even notice we are both gone.” He said as we he placed kisses on your neck.
Sam was always ready to risk it all in order to fuck you, it doesn’t matter where you two are clearly.
He picked you up off your feet and sat you down on the counter. His hands slid under your dress, his big hands caressing your thighs. Your head fell back as he rubbed your pussy over your panties, smirking at how wet you already were. He immediately pulled them down and started to finger you.
“F-fuck Sam.” You moaned quietly.
“Don’t be quite baby, let it out.” He spoke softly, looking you straight in the eyes and sucking on his fingers that were just in you. He left no time in between and pulled his pants down and lined himself up with yo entrance.
“Ugh, fuck Sammy.” Your nails dug into his shoulders.
“You look so pretty when I’m fucking you, doll.” His words made you melt even more.
He went harder and harder with each thrust, making sure someone heard you two. He loves making sure people know who you belong to.
“I’m gonna cum baby, shit!” You groaned, reaching your orgasm as you felt sam release into you too.
He kissed you roughly and got dressed again, helping you get yourself together too.
You both walked out of the bathroom and immediately saw Josh outside the door.
“Have fun in there?” He walked past you and winked, a huge smile on his face as he went into the bathroom. Your face immediately turned red, seeing sam laugh and you slapped his arm playfully.
X= X-ray ( let’s see what’s going on in those pants)
Definitely long more than thick, but it's got good girth to it lmao
Y= Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Horny 24/7. period.
Z= Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep after?)
He's usually the first one to pass out
He will cuddle up in your arms as you play with his hair.
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Dominion NSFW Alphabet
Dominion is owned by @residentialrabbit who made the amazing game from which Dominion is from, please go play it and support them. Literally though they're the nicest human ever along with the rest of the Repurpose Studios Staff please check them out even if romance visual novels aren't your thing! They're so sweet and I love them so much <3 anyway back to the horny. (Also thank you Eros for confirming my dumbass questions <3)
This post WILL contain spoilers for the Repurpose game read at your own risk!
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
- Despite what people think Dominion is very sweet to his partners after sex. Make sure they feel safe and cared for before cleaning them up and setting up a bath.
B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)
- Dominion would say his favorite part of his partner's body is everything, but that's a lie, he loves their thighs. Being able to grab them and manhandle his partners is a part of the thrill for him.
- For himself, he would say his face, not because hes selfish like that but because his appearance is important. He's a Seraphim for Utopia's sake, he cant be walking around looking like trash.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically) - Given he's an angel his cum glows, but more importantly he cums he cums A LOT. Where he cums isn't too important to him though he prefers inside you and watching it spill out, though he understands why someone would be hesitant.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
- He wants to carve his name, or at least his initials, into your thigh. He's very possesive and wants to remind you who you belong to. Though he would make sure you were okay with it and never admit it unless you brought it up first.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
- Dominion has had one or two long time partners in the past whom he experimented with often so its safe to say he knows his way around a vagina or penis
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)
- Mating press or Doggy, what can I say he loves breeding.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)
- He would be humorous if he knew you were worried or it was your first time though most of the time he's very serious.
H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
- Dominion is very well groomed, making sure it is presentable for you to worship. He's trimmed so when you're giving him head you wont have a face full of hair to distract you.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)
- He is insanely romantic as long as it isn't a quicky. Kissing you and amping up the fact he's going to fuck your brains out.
J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)
- He doesn't jack off, if he needs to come he'll get you to help alleviate his problem.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
- Breeding, Cream-pie, Marking, Bondage, Cock Warming, BDSM, Degrading, Edging, Over stim, Crying, Praise, Choking, Face Fucking, Impact play, Temperature Play, Wax play, Roleplay, Allie, Power play, Sensory deprivation, Denial, Cum play, Size Kink, Knife Play, Corruption Kink
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
- Anywhere he can get his hands on you is fair game to him. Who's going to question the Dominion Seraphim?
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
- Nun outfits for sure get him going but just seeing you bend over or playfully tease him gets him going. Hearing you call him "My lord" really gets him ready to fuck you into next week.
N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
- Any bodily fluids that isn't cum. Scat, watersports, vomit. He prefers clean play unless its cum.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) He is fine with either. though he understands his size is a bit of a concern he likes seeing you struggle. though if he is giving you head you'll be coming over and over. What that tongue do? overstimulate you for hours.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
- Again depends on the situation, if its a romantic day or special event he'll take his time making you unravel. if it's a normal Tuesday you're getting fucked like there's no tomorrow.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
- All the time everyday. He will grab you and fuck you then and there if he needs to.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)
- He's not apposed to trying new things as long as you're comfortable. He doesn't want to hurt his precious acolyte~
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
- He could last forever honestly, but he usually stops if he notices you're uncomfortable or he is worried for you. Usually 4 or 5 if that's the case.
T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
- He owns toys that's for sure, using a vibrator on you while he watches you come undone over and over again is his favorite. Though he doesn't mind letting you dom him.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
- All the time, everyday. Unless its a special event you're getting teases no matter what.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
- If he's subbing for you he's loud, whining and whimpering for you. However when doming he's pretty quiet, saving his noises for your ears only.
W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)
He's very sweet behind his hard exterior. Taking you on romantic dates and telling everyone how madly and stupidly in love he is with you.
X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) - Two words. Twelve. Inches. (and its curved and pretty thick)
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
- Sex isn't necessary for him he does enjoy it so if you want it, he is perfectly fine giving whatever your heart wants.
Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward) - He likes staying up and watching you sleep peacefully. He adores his acolyte and wants to make sure you're safe and sound before even thinking of resting. You are his world after all.
This game really has my whole heart, please send all of your love to Eros and the team. I love them so much. okay you're free to go now.
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Idk if you are partial to anything Call of Duty but here’s a tasty fic of Ghost, aka another masked man to simp over 🫶🏻
<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/42629367"><strong>Now you See 'em, now you Don't</strong></a> (10739 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/Stararch4ngell4dy"><strong>Stararch4ngell4dy</strong></a><br />Chapters: 1/1<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Call%20of%20Duty%20(Video%20Games)">Call of Duty (Video Games)</a><br />Rating: Mature<br />Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence<br />Relationships: Simon "Ghost" Riley/Original Female Character(s), Simon "Ghost" Riley/Reader<br />Characters: Simon "Ghost" Riley, Original Female Character(s), John "Soap" MacTavish<br />Additional Tags: Blood and Gore, Blood and Violence, Gun Violence, reassurance, Masks, Vaginal Fingering, Fingerfucking, Cunnilingus, Choking, just a little choking, Voice Kink, thats a thing right, Mentions of Rape, Eye Contact, Mirror Sex, kinda sorta, Praise Kink, Overstimulation, Smut, Simon "ghost" riley/reader smut, Female Reader, Eventual Smut, Shameless Smut, Angst and Fluff and Smut<br />Series: Part 1 of <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/series/3192651">Ghosts & Mirages</a><br />Summary: <p>After a dangerous encounter leading towards your own capture and torture, you; Codename "Mirage", went from one of the best snipers on the task force with a bubbly sense of humor and strong wit, to a stone-cold demeanor woman who let her vendetta get the better of her, almost costing her the lives of her teammates. Ghost wasn't too happy about this, and based off experience, he wasn't going to let your mind head down that path any further.</p>
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drinking (and drinking lots more) with the replacements by bob holdship and j. kordosh - creem magazine, september 1986. transcript/id under the cut
second page: the headline reads “Drinking (And Drinking Lots More!) With The REPLACEMENTS. by Bill Holdship”. the text reads “So "Who's Hot?"
second page: the headline reads “Drinking (And Drinking Lots More!) With The REPLACEMENTS. by Bill Holdship”. the text reads “So "Who's Hot?"
If you believe the image of Michael J Fox standing behind a crystal ball on the cover of Rolling Stone, the Replacements are one of “The New Stars In Your Future” -and that almost makes them legitimate and respectable. But Rolling Stone was hardly the first to sing the praises of the Replacements. There's been a big critical buzz ever since the band cut their first hardcore-meets-roots-rock records for (their hometown) Minneapolis's Twin/Tone label five years ago. Critics placed the band at the forefront of their "American Rock Renaissance" hype, and voted two of the band's LPs number four and number two respectively in the 1984 and ‘85 Village Voice national rock critics' poll. The Voice thought so much of the Replacements that it put the band is picture on it’s cover and had RJ Smith write a major feature on them before they even signed with Warner Brothers.
Almost every Replacements article makes them sound too "good" to ring true. In fact, like the Ramones before them, the Replacements would make a terrific cartoon show or comic strip- sorta like an ‘80s punk version of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers (even though Fat Freddie is probably upwardly mobile and buying designer drugs and cats in the '80s). They're street punks. They’re amateurs who can't really play their instruments. They like to get drunk. They’re stoopid and obnoxious. And some would call them "the greatest rock 'n' roll band in the world”.
Yet if you've ever seen them live- opening for, say, X or sandwiched between R.E.M, and the Three O'Clock- you may wonder about this claim.” end text id. below the text is a black and white photograph of a replacements concert. paul is lying on the stage, singing into the microphone, tommy is sitting on the drum platform playing bass and looking at paul. to the left of him are a variety of amps and drinks. behind tommy is chris, playing the drums. the caption reads “By all rights, I should’ve been a cheeseburger in Venice!”. end page two id.
third page: a black and white photo of the mats in the top right corner of the page. paul and tommy stand looking at the ground with their hands on their waist. bob sits, back to the camera, facing them. the caption reads “The boys often enjoy the rock wrestling matches between Prince and Ron Jim Dio.” the article continues on this page. it reads “The band is loud, obnoxious and occasionally funny onstage. They trade instruments right in the middle of a song, while other numbers reach total entropy. But it often sounds like they're purposely trying to sound bad. You may see flashes of brilliance in their covers of, say, "Lawdy Miss Clawdy" and "Black Diamond” (which you always hated by Kiss but they make sound great) or a familiar song from one of their latter LPs--but "greatest rock band in the world?” Nah. The joke is already getting old by the third time you see them.
And yet their last two LPs, Let It Be and Tim, were classic rock 'n' roll records, deserving to place as high as they did in the polls. The playing illustrates and induces excitement. Singer Paul Westerberg writes wonderful songs. And anyone who can write lyrics as poignant as those in "Bastards Of Young" or as humorous as those in "Answering Machine" -well, he's definitely not stoopid. Can it be that the Replacements are trying to be the punk band for those who missed “punk" the first time around? Could it be that they're a bit contrived?
On our way into the band's dressing room, J. Kordosh and I pass lead quitarist Bob Stinson in the hall. He looks like a cartoon character (really!), his eyes already like cherries in a vat of buttermilk at 6 p.m. We greet him, he grunts- and I realize he also looks like a character you'd be afraid to meet in a dark alley late at night. Inside, Westerberg offers Kordosh a beer, and bassist Tommy Stinson gives me his "special favorite"-100 proof vodka on ice. Let it be said at the onset that Westerberg impressed me as one of the most charming guys I've ever interviewed-honest, frank, funny and definitely not stoopid. Stinson is OK, too, and far from dumb. But being 19 years old, he seems to feel he has an image to uphold- and almost appears schizophrenic in how he reacts to us as the interview progresses. But what the hell- they give us lots to drink, and, before long we're having one helluva good time!
We discuss a lot of the typical things: heavy metal (PW: "Well, I can take it as a joke, but it seems the bands that do it don't see it as a joke. They take themselves seriously") and rock 'n' roll music in general. Their finances (PW: "We're making money, but we don't see it because you got like lawyers and accountants and fuckheads."). And life on a major label...
PW: They see it as there's a hundred bands like us who would die for chance, who are starving hungry and would do whatever they're told. And they don't understand that we want to go as far as we can but we don’t want to be like A-Ha and shit. We're not like the Cult. We don't have a strong, hip image that's going to sell right now, and they don't know what to do with us.
TS: They think we're trying to piss them off, but we're just being ourselves. This isn't like a job. Or a big thing to make us popular and pick up chicks. We just like doing this- it’s fun. They just sit there and go, “You guys are just trying to piss us off. You want to be the bad guys of the rock business.”
•••
They discuss their hard drinking image…
PW: We drink heavily, not all the time, though.
TS: We're such outsiders to say this again, but we get onstage, all our amps are far bohind us, and you got a crowd that's real far in front of you, and you feel weird because you're standing there in the middle of nowhere with a guitar in your hand. You don't know what to do with it. Still to this day, and we’ve beenlike in the band for live or six years. And you can’t get up there and be nervous.
BH: So do you get drunk before you play?
PW: No, we've never been drunk before we play. Ever.
BH: That's the image that's been painted.
TS: Sometimes it takes a drink to loosen up, to just be able to say OK, this feels weird, but…
PW: And it it's a small crowd, it helps sometimes because you see double- and then you can fill the joint.
•••
And songwriting...
BH: So you just decided you could write songs and then did it?
PW: Sure. Honestly, I couldn't sing anyone's else's. I have a terrible voice. I have no range. We tried to do covers, and I could never do them. We do covers now, but we do them like Jerry Lee Lewis does them- we make them ours. We used to try to do shit note-for-note.
TS: It's been more of an honest thing since then.
PW: I mean, Christ, they tried to make me sing 'Roundabout’!
TS: Except it was real fast.
•••
They talk about critics...
TS: When I was a kid, most of the kids didn't even read magazines about bands…
PW: I did. See, that's where you're too young. He's 19, and I'm 26. I grew up like reading Rolling Stone and CREEM.
BH: Does it matter to you personally? Do you really care what the critics think?
PW: I'll be honest. It does. I'd like to lie and say it means nothing. Not that we think we're great or anything. We know exactly what we are.” end page three id.
fourth page: the article continues. Paul continues with, “We get a giggle out of it, but it makes you feel good.
TS: When it's someone big and they say we're good, it makes you feel good- but I never really read any of that stuff about us. Unless someone's got something bad to say and it's funny or clever. I get a kick out of someone saying we suck because we're arrogant little pricks.
PW: You do until they single it out and say you look like a fucking fake rock star. You can take the general bullshit but...
TS: I can take it all.
PW: Yeah, until they say something…you know what I'm saying.
TS: I know what you're saying.
•••
And they discuss their amateurish "bad" shows and stoopid image…
JK: I think you're giving us a little shuck and jive here. A band doesn't get signed to a major label without having some drive and ambition. And you guys are trying to project a total image of drunkeness…..
PW: You saw through it. Would you like to manage us?
•••
BH: Your shows seem contrived, like you're trying to be "bad."
PW: You saw us in some weird circumstances. When you open for a bigger band, you're sort of treated like baggage, and it's almost like "Well, you're damn lucky to be on this bill." And we don't like being told what to do. So in those events, we would rather blow a show completely to flip them the bird than play the game. We'll come out and give them a circus...
TS: And we could make the pussiest record ever, but we're still a loud, obnoxious rock band in a live environment. We couldn’t play pussy live.
BH: Well, the other thing is that your songs are really fucking great.
JK: Are they just "great" or "fucking great"?
BH: Some are "fucking great" and some are just "great."
PW: You guys are fucking unbelievable. OK, go ahead.
BH: And it's like onstage, you try to act stupider than you really are.
PW: Uh, huh. There's a fear of not being able to reproduce something we did in the studio. In the studio, we can say this is good, and then we get up there and go, "Huh?" And if we can't make it that good, we don't want to look stupid trying to, because then we're just gonna come off like every other band. If we feel it's in our grasp, we'll go for it. But if we feel like this ain't gonna fly tonight, we'll take a more casual attitude toward it.
TS: We're afraid of looking too good.
JK: Do you guys have massive stage fright or what?
PW: Yeah. We're unprofessional. I'm still as scared as I ever was.
TS: And the hype and all the bullshit that goes along with it, that's scary.
BH: It puts pressure on you?
TS: We try to ignore it just so we won't get consumed by it.
PW: Lately, we've been trying to get a happy medium. We get a lot of people coming now to see us for the image and shit.” end text id. in the upper middle of the page there is a black and white picture of paul singing and playing guitar. the caption reads “Frampton’s back- and he’s better than ever!” end fourth page id.
fifth page: the article continues. paul continues, “And it's not something we contrive, it's what we are. But we’ll try to play some of the songs good. It's like we won't try to purposely mess up. But there are some songs we'll just wing. And sometimes we’re for like a big kamikaze thing. I’d rather have them hating our guts in some circumstances, so they can at least go “Who the fuck was that band?“
TS: But the people are here to see us tonight. The fucking Replacements. The fucking Mats.
JK: Let's see how many "fucks" we can get in this sentence.
TS: You should have a couple more beers. You're starting to sound good. (To BH) How about you? Let's see you slur a few. C'mon fuckers, we can really talk now!
•••
They discuss "punk" rock
PW: We were heavily influenced by that. We weren't punks. We tried to be, but we realized that… it’s the attitude. We’re as rooted in that as the Beatles were in Chuck Berry. We can't shake it if we tried. I mean, we were punks. We weren’t punk rockers, but we’ll never be…
TS: We’re assholes
PW: anything slick or show bizzy. And that’s what punk rock was. It was amateurism, for yourself, for fun. That's what we were. And then we heard punk rock and said “Yeah, this is cool, this is easy.”
•••
And we drink a lot more and seem to make Tommy angry.
TS: A musical instrument is like our drinking prop. No, no, no.
PW: "No, no, no."? That ain’t gonna fly. “No, no, no”. Too late now.
TS: We're gonna dig ourselves in, man. This bottle of 100 proof vodka is almost gone. What can we do? (To JK) You’re wearing a polyester jacket…
JK: Well, you got a problem or what?
TS: No, I like it. I was just looking at your clothes. You can tell that this guy (BH), he's got a little extra money, he likes looking at his clothes and thinks he’s all tough. But you just put on whatever's in your closet.
BH: Just in the last year, though. I used to dress just like you guys do.
TS: We think we're all fucking tough.
JK: You guys are some bad looking dudes!
TS: (smashes bottle against the way)
JK: Aiieeeeee!
BH: You're not going to scare us. This guy once asked Blackie Lawless if he was a “homo”
TS: (laughing, picks up recorder) Ever see us break a fucking tape recorder?
PW: Ah, that’s old hat
•••
JK: Why do you guys have such a self deprecating attitude
TS: because we can’t live down anything that's been said. We can't live down the fact that…
PW: We’re assholes.
TS: We’ve tred to run from the articles about how drunk we were this night, and how lousy we were. It's just pointless to try to live that down, though. If I read about a bunch of drunks in a rock band that I hated, I wouldn’t want to… oh, forget it (laughter) I just realized that I better shut up for awhile. it's about that time.
BH: Nah.
TS: Yeah, You fuckers.
BH: We're not out to do a hatchet job on you guys.
TS: Ah, you fuckers don't know how many writers we’ve had say that to us. You guys are great guys, you remind me of Siskel & Ebert, but I still don't trust you worth a..
BH: Oh, c’mon
JK: You slime! That's it, man!
TS: You can't trust writers, I swear to God! We had RJ Smith pal around with us for a week, and we thought he was our friend. Then he turns around and writes all the bad things about us and makes us look like a bunch of fuck-ups
JK: We don't think you're fuck-ups.
TS: We are fuck-ups!
JK: Well, I bet I can drink as much as you
guys. In fact, I know I can.
TS: Wanna try?
PW: No, let's not.
BH: Did you see that Dave Marsh recently did a hatchet job on you in Rock & Roll Confidential?
PW: I didn’t have the pleasure, no.
TS. That's why I don't read…
PW: Dave Marsh sucks. He thinks the Who are the greatest band of all time.
BH: (Begins reading the RRC item in which Marsh takes Westerberg to task for saying he likes Reagan for "looking good.”)
PW: Mmmm, hmmmm. I read that. It proves the point that rock 'n' roll has nothing to do with politics. Bands that try to… I mean, fuck them. It’s like rock n roll has nothing to do with the President or someone starving in China. In my opinion. Dave Marsh can blow it out of his ass.
JK: Well, see, What wo've got here is a writer who actual wants something from you. He wants you to be what he wants you to be.
TS: Well, what are you going to write? If you hadn't talked to us…
PW: These fuckers don't care. Don't you know that yet?
JK: I don’t care, I got three kids to take care of. You guys can take care of yourselves.
TS: You guys actually look like you don’t give a damn.
•••
At this point in the interview, Tommy abruptly leaves the room, without a word to any of us.
BH: Are we making him mad?
PW: No. He's probably going to look for girl. It's been half an hour.
Paul introduces us to drummer Chris Mars, a mild and quiet type of guy. When he exits, we discuss an assortment of topics, including whether or not Paul considers himself a splendid lyricist ("I try not to think about it cause it’s like thinking about how you look in the mirror. If you don't like it, you can't change it”) and mutual favorite movies. Old Yeller is passionately being discussed when Tommy re-enters the room.
TS: Fuck. Shit. Ass. Hell. Fuck. Hole. Shit.
PW: You're back?
TS: I'm back. I'm not saying a fucking word. I think we’re fucking god-like.
JK: I think you can be described as Dionysian.
TS: How would you describe our band? And then we’ll tell you how screwed up you are
PW: I think they've already got the title of “asshole”
TS: If you guys are the kind of guys you claim to be, then you’ll write a good article. You can tell what we’re like, I’m just sceptical of any writer.
JK: Look, Bill’s gonna write it, and he’s not a mean writer. I’d be more inclined to do a hatchet job. Not on you guys, though, because you’ve given me so many beers without bitching about it.
TS: We’ll give any writer an extra beer if he says the truth.
JK: Well, it's hard to know what the truth really is here, you know?
TS: We told you the truth.
JK: Ok, then we’ll print it.
BH: Well, that thing RJ wrote in the Voice…
TS: It wasn't altogether bad. There things he said that he didn't need to say, things that made us look bad…
PW: I wasn't upset because I understood he had to use the angle he took to get the story printed. He wrote the bad stutt. But he took the sympathetic angle, and I can see that.
TS: But see, it's people like that who create a bad image for us that we have to try to live down. Or just say "fuck it" and don't even try to live it down. Might as well try lo live up to for that matter…
•••
Before concluding the interview, Paul tells us that he's "as happy now as I was when we started we don’t have any money, but we’ve been at the bottom and it doesn't scare us at all." We tell him we can appreciate his attitude. He thanks us, adding “I think we’re doing something that no one did before, The Sex Pistols pretended to do this. But this is just natural us. We don’t want to be stars and shit- but we’re sort of slipping into it.”
What if the money becomes real good?
“I don’t think so…”
That’s a powerful incentive.
“No. It really isn't when you see the ramifications that are going to come along with it. Because we uncomfortable now with the little tiny stardom of signing autographs. That's cool. but would not like to be... even like Michael Stipe or something…”
By the time we re-enter the auditorium we are both seeing double (and maybe even triple). The place is packed.
•••
“We can’t find Bob," Paul says into the microphone. "Has anyone seen Bob?" (Bob is actualy sitting with some fans in the audience- but no one knows this until much later.).” end text id. in the upper centre of the page, there is a black and white photograph of paul from the chest up. he is looking to the side of the viewer, his eyes and mouth wide with his hand on his chest. the caption reads “Me? Join Luciano Pavarotti for a duet? Why not?”. end page five id.
sixth page: the article continues. it reads “Oh, well, this might be fun…”
The Replacements begin playing, replacing the lost Bob with a roadie- and later an usher- during the opening part of their set. They begin with a dynamic "Color Me Impressed," followed by an incredibly sloppy "Johnny B. Goode" that couldn't have been any more powerful if it were Chuck Berry playing it in '58 or the Stones in '66. "Bob! Bob!" chants the audience. "Bob?"' asks Paul. "Fuck Bob!" He is obviously a bit perturbed. Chris is a terrific drummer. Tommy is a terrific bass player (though he wouldn't want to admit it). They play Alex Chilton's "September Gurls," the intro riffs to "Sweet Home Alabama" and "'Substitute," and a great "Unsatisfied" before Bob rejoins them in the middle of "Tommy Gets His Tonsils Out." "He’s late. Don't clap for him," says Tommy. Bob looks apologetic. Paul still looks perturbed, but says "Now we got it.
They wail through “Bastards Of Young,” Left Of The Dial" (one of last year's best rock songs), "Waitress In The Sky" (psst……Westerberg's sister is a "'flight attendant") and a whole bunch of other songs from Tim and Let It Be. They cover "Black Diamond," "Takin' Care Of Business," "Polk Salad Annie," a snippet of "Folsom Prison Blues" and "20th Century Boy." Maybe to compensate (maybe not), Bob is playing some fine guitar licks, interplaying with Paul. They sound "awful"- sloppy, hitting wrong notes everywhere, missing cues- and positively, absolutely wonderful.
"I'd like to mention that the band is breaking up and we'll never be back again," Paul says at the end of the show.
The Truth: On this particular night, the Replacements are one of the greatest rock 'n’ roll bands in the universe.” end page six id.
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#okay as promised the other mats article i found. imma try to dig up that mean article mentioned but no promises lol#it took me all day to write that transcript on my phone so if you see any errors no you dont lol#this article is. insane. tommy i love you but what the fuck is going on there#fuck the writers but also god the mats were a real piece of work huh (said lovingly)#also the second write is the same guy who wrote that great article i posted earlier#music#the replacements#magazines
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Has occurred to me that I should link to previous parts of longer pieces, even if they are all on tumblr. That in mind, here’s a little more KP. Part 1
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“Wonder how they’ll spell my name this time.” Ron wondered aloud with a wry twist to his voice.
Kim didn’t share his good humor.
“Correctly,” she all but growled. “If they ever want to interview either of us again.”
“Amp down, KP,” he said easily. “It’s no b”
She stopped short in the grass, forcing him to turn and look at her.
“Don’t even,” she retorted. “It’s the biggest; we’re a team, Ron. I am so not a solo act.”
She glared at the ground; sudden, brittle fury had her jaw clenching almost painfully. All the years she’d been helping people through the website, she’d never done it for payment or praise. She appreciated being thanked, of course. And the system of favors they’d inadvertently developed–people helping them help other people–was, admittedly, pretty awesome.
Outside of GJ and the population of Middleton High, though, no one even knew her partner’s name. People would ask how she managed high school on top of saving the world, whether or not she had a social life with all her extracurriculars, what she had to say to inspire younger kids; yet not one person ever asked her about the brave blond boy who stuck with her through absolutely everything, no matter how scared he got.
He'd only let fear ground him once; when he got the ridiculous idea in his head that his presence on missions put her in more danger than his absence. And even that didn’t stick. But did anyone care how weirdly considerate, how awkwardly sweet he could be?
No.
And it was so ferociously flawed.
She released her agitation on a sharp exhale and looked back up at Ron.
He stared at her. His eyes were explosively expressive even in the dim light of intermittently functional street lamps. His gaze still held lingering undertones of vulnerability she wished she could soothe; but there was also an encompassing, feather-soft tenderness and adoration there that momentarily made her forget how to breathe.
“What?” She asked.
“You’re so,” Ron said, almost reverent. “Badical. Beautilicious.”
Kim felt a distinct, pleasant warmth tease her face; only Ron Stoppable could make her blush with his goofy vocabulary.
“Badically beautilicious?” Ron muttered, rolling his eyes skyward in thought. “Beautiliciously badical? Or–mmp.”
Kim slid her mouth over his and squeezed his hand, expressing through action all she felt that seemed too big for words just then.
I couldn’t do what I do without you.
With the slightest of tremors and a grip that bordered on too tight, he answered.
I love you.
She gave him one last peck on the corner of his mouth before they parted; he finally looked a bit more like Ron, an adorable little grin dimpling his freckled cheeks.
“People would probably remember me if we did that on camera.” He joked.
Kim canted her head slightly, humming like she was giving the idea serious consideration.
“That just might work.” She said, low and teasing.
She started walking again before he could read her expression, leaving a somewhat bewildered boyfriend to stumble after her, still joined at the hand.
#disney#Kim Possible#Ron Stoppable#KimRon#KP#Part 4#Fluff#Fanfic#Excerpt#Thrown into the void#Brucenorris007
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Sero loves to smile.
It’s easy, too. The smallest of things seem to make him smile, whether it be the most minute raise of his lips or a full blown, teeth-on-display grin. A humorous scene in his favorite movie, the way Kaminari plays with his lunch like a child, the way Eri lights up around Midoriya when Aizawa allows her to visit their dorms. It takes almost nothing for Sero to twitch his lips up in happiness. What can he say, though, he’s just a happy guy.
Too happy, it seems.
It starts off small, a backhanded compliment from a random civilian about having “a face made for the camera but a smile that takes away from it.” He barely hears it when it’s first said, but when he’s watching the clip played back on the news later that night he hears it clear as day. He smiles and brushes it off, changing the channel to something else, but it lingers.
It’s Bakugou who comments on his smile next, and though Sero knows better than to listen to Bakugou’s half-joking insults it stings extra this time around after that civilian incident.
It begins with a joke, as almost everything does with Sero. Innocent and playful, hardly even self-deprecating. A joke Sero made about his smile scaring citizens. Kaminari plays along, ever his equal half, says that it only startles people because of how bright and kind his smile is. It’s a simple comment, a comment made to amp up a joke, but it eases Sero’s worries. He flashes a smile in Kaminari’s direction, but it quickly falls when Bakugou jumps in.
Sero’s known Bakugou for months now, he knows that everything Bakugou says should be taken with a grain of salt, knows he doesn’t truly mean half of the things he says to his classmates, but it still hurts when Bakugou jokes that Sero shouldn’t be allowed near children because his smile would just give them nightmares. The rest of their friends laugh and he does too, but Sero refrains from smiling for the rest of the day.
The last straw comes not too long afterwards, a rescue training field trip gone wrong. What begins as drills and exercises quickly turns into a real rescue mission when an earthquake hits. Their class happens to be the nearest heroes to the scene, so, armed with their provisional licenses and Aizawa’s approval, they begin their rescue.
The class splits off into small groups, Sero and Kirishima ending up together after convincing Bakugou to help Kaminari. Their quirks work tremendously together, Kirishima carefully breaking down barriers while Sero tapes off loose debris and pulls strangers to safety with his tape.
When the worst is over and a few pro heroes drop by to clean up the rest of the disaster, a film crew from the local news channel finds Kirishima and him standing off to the side.
They ask generic questions like what their class was doing there, what their quirks were, how they helped keep people safe, the like. Kirishima does well with keeping a mixture of his “manly persona” and his natural puppy-like excitement at an even level, answering questions with an enticing television presence. Sero chimes in once or twice to elaborate on certain details, but he leaves the talking to Kirishima for the most part. He’s happy to stand at his side and smile, glad to see his friend get the praise and recognition he deserves.
Only then does he notice, watching it happen in slow motion. He’s in the middle of correcting one of Kirishima’s statements, smiling as he playfully bumps their shoulders together, when he catches the news anchor motioning for the cameraman to shift the lenses from the both of them to solely Kirishima. Kirishima, ever the sweetheart he is, doesn’t notice. He decides to keep it that way.
After the interview concludes, Kirishima goes to meet up with the rest of their friend group. Sero would have joined him had it not been for the hand on his shoulder. When he turns around to examine the appendage, he follows the hand up the person’s arm to see the news anchor smiling at him somberly.
“I’m sorry,” she says, which confuses Sero but he doesn’t ask what for. Doesn’t need to when he hears her next words. “I didn’t mean to cut you out of frame, it’s just that your friend has a more… charming camera presence.”
Sero’s chest folds in on itself then, doesn’t fake a smile because he doesn’t have it in him. Instead, he just shakes his head and mumbles out a reassurance that he doesn’t mind, he knows Kirishima has a charisma that television people love to eat up and take advantage of. The news anchor offers a smile. He doesn’t return it. Let things lie, or something of that nature. It doesn’t matter, he’s stopped caring.
It grows slowly, but eventually Sero learns to hate smiling.
#sero hanta#hanta sero#kaminari denki#bakugou katsuki#bnha bakugou#kirishima eijirou#bnha kirishima#Lola writes#I wrote this at 3 am today because I’m tired of someone making fun of my laugh#it’s gotten to the point where if I wanna laugh I supress it#I hardly even smile either tbh because I smile when I laugh and that now feels tainted#and not laughing or smiling just takes the joy out of whatever made me laugh#not laughing and smiling has just made me a lot sadder recently#and it’s too late to try and ignore the comments because the damage has already been done#it’s hard to laugh and smile and have fun now#so what do I do? project of course#anyway sorry for the long tags#if anyone reads these anyway
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Look Out Down Below
synopsis: You didn’t expect to run into your old friend Sero at the amusement park, and he really didn’t expect you to remember him, but fortunately, or unfortunately for him, you do and now he’s really regretting all the water he had prior to joining you and your classmates.
pairing: sero hanta x fem!reader
word count: 14.9 k
genre: fluff, hurt/comfort, a bit of angst
warnings: contains omorashi (pants wetting, don’t like, don’t read), an accidental golden shower, humiliation, whump, characters aged-up.
Winter has come to an end, and everyone in Japan was aware of that. Including the former students of Yuuei as some of them decided to spend the rest of their spring break wisely as they knew they would have more work to do soon.
“We’re here!!” The pink girl cheered as she and her friends, dubbed the ‘Bakusquad’ by many had arrived at the local amusement park of Musutafu. A rather popular place that had a mostly good reputation save for this one incident of three people getting stuck on the Ferris Wheel. But that was just a rumor, as the three had demanded to be kept anonymous.
And today many students from several different schools, including some at Yuuei, and that included their other friend who was a member of their squad, except she had gone with Jirou, Yaoyorozu and Hagakure. It was safe to say that more than 100 students from nearly every college in Musutafu arrived here to celebrate the arrival of Fall and the last of their summer days as September had come to an end.
“Wow… there’s a lotta teens like us here… I’ve never seen it this packed…” Sero was the first to observe just how many other people had arrived to this park. Being around so many people never really made him nervous, but he couldn’t help but notice how many there were. A lot of kids his age too, no doubt they would be endlessly tweeting about #ItsSpringBreakHeroes.
“No kidding! Look at all these guys. Oh man we are gonna have some serious fun here guys.” Kaminari was pretty ecstatic about being here among other people like him. But he was especially ecstatic since he had a girlfriend to go home too after this, and then brag about it to Mineta after.
“WHOO-HOO!! I’m so amped for this!” Similarly, Kirishima had a new girlfriend to see after the party as both boys were able to go party with their friends since their girls preferred to stay home and surprise them later. “Let’s hit every single roller coaster and see every performance around the whole park!” The redhead excitedly suggested to his friends, with Kaminari, Ashido and Sero cheering “YEAH!” as they threw their hands up while an annoyed Bakugo scoffed. He had nothing better to do, so he decided to just humor these fools since they were his friends.
“We gotta stay hydrated though, global warming is a thing and the sun isn’t going to be kind to us, especially not when we’re around all of these other warm bodies. Might be cool later but right now we need to keep our fluids up.” But Sero was quick to pull out the second water bottle he prepared to drink as he advised his friends to do the same and drink plenty of water and brought out a third for one of them to take.
Now it often came as a surprise to his friends whenever Sero showed how health-conscious he was as he preferred healthier snacks and drinks and almost always drank water or anything non-carbonated. He simply preferred natural things over things that were processed and gross. However, nobody judged him, if anything they praised his healthy way of living even if they were at an amusement park of all places. But Sero could let loose too, he wasn’t uptight or a stick in the mud after all, today he would have an awesome time with his friends, just as long as nobody passed out from the heat.
“Definitely dude! Can’t afford to pass out or get heatstroke after all.” Kirishima was the first to take up his offer and politely accepted the bottle, but he learned his lesson about drinking too much and would only just have one until he gets thirsty again and use the bathroom the second he has to go.
Sero’s advice seemed to rub off on the others as they went over to him to take a few other bottles he had in the backpack he was wearing. “Thanks Sero!” Ashido thanked him politely, and although Bakugo didn’t say the words he was grateful. As was Kaminari as he smirked at his friends.
“I’ll need to stay hydrated all right. I have a girl to go home too after this, and I don’t wanna pass out and miss any of that.” Kaminari kinda bragged about the fact that he had somebody to go out with. At least once a week he bragged about having a girlfriend and always making Mineta sob tears and blood over his friend’s conquest. “Tch you keep saying that every damn week Dunce-Face…” Bakugo pointed out what they were all thinking, even though Ashido and Kirishima were happy for him at least.
“Maybe, but that’s great bro… I uh… heh, can relate to that… got a really cool special someone myself…” Kirishima started to blush though because he couldn’t deny that he understood why Kaminari was so happy to have a girlfriend. Especially since he got a girlfriend himself just recently, and it was awesome.
“You lucky dogs! You’d better be treating them right now! Because you guys are such dorks sometimes.” Ashido giggled at her guy-friends who had been so excited and blushing about their girlfriends, and they were quick to say “we will!” to her remark.
“Heh… they just love to brag…” Sero shook his head, kind of talking to Bakugo since he was the only other guy of their friend group who didn’t have a girlfriend. In fact, it was only him and Bakugo, except the latter couldn’t care less. “Like I care.” He curtly replied as Sero nervously smiled, before sighing a little bit.
He definitely couldn’t relate to Kaminari or Kirishima that way. Hell, he’s never even had a girlfriend in all his life. But he’s certainly wanted one that’s for sure, or boyfriend, just someone he could call a partner. Yet, no one showed or seemed to show any sort of interest in him at all. Girls either ignored him or just laughed when he would try to make some kind of move. It hurt, that kind of subtle rejection really hurt and so he just ultimately decided that maybe he was okay just being on his own and spare himself from heartache, and spare someone else the disappointment.
But Sero wasn’t a good liar, not even to himself. He wished he could have what Kirishima and Kaminari had. Not just partners, but the looks to get what they had. Sero knew he wasn’t the most attractive guy in the world, plain-faced and in his mind, boring…
He was boring, wasn’t he? Sero thought as he gave another sigh and downed the rest of his water in several large gulps as if that would do anything to get rid of these sad feelings he didn’t really want right now. He would have a good time together, because everyone here was celebrating the beginning of Fall. So he put his smile back on and walked with his friends as they started chatting away and got on just about every ride they saw, even though Bakugo was complaining almost the whole time.
It was fun, Sero couldn’t deny it. There was never a dull moment with his friends even if they brought up their girlfriends at least once or twice. At least the fast speeds of the coasters and the wind in his hair was enough for Sero to feel some peace and ignore the insecurities he had been cursed with since he was at least 5 years old.
“EEE!! Okay! We’ve hit just about nearly every ride but this one’s the fastest!! So c’mon! We have to get on it!!”
Ashido pointed at their last roller coaster to get on, a rather large, orange and blue-painted coaster named ‘The Twin Dragons’ as an eager Kaminari and Kirishima quickly followed her as the calmer Bakugo and Sero followed behind shortly after.
Bakugo would never say it, but he was happy to be here with his friends and prove that he wasn’t afraid of these so-called ‘scary rides’. Meanwhile, Sero gulped a little bit as he looked at how fast the coasters had been, but he sucked it up. Maybe if these coasters went as fast as they did, he would stop thinking about how lucky his friends were.
So he stood in line, behind Bakugo while Ashido, Kaminari and Kirishima were ahead of them. He was almost amused at how excited they were, and he was excited too. He couldn’t believe how a year had already come by so fast, just 3 more months until the next year begins. Sero almost wondered if something new would occur quicker than he thought as he smiled, but then cringed at how fast another coaster had flown past him.
He could handle it though. He’s handled the last 4 rides they had gotten on, although he neglected to relieve himself after each of those rides and now he was starting to feel the liquid that had been gradually filling in his bladder. Yeah he was definitely going to visit the restroom after this, he was starting to feel all the water going through him as he sighed a little bit and shifted ever so slightly to ignore it. And the speedy coaster flying by didn’t help as it startled him a bit but he could handle it. Sero had done more daring things that put all of these rollercoasters to shame, he could swing from building to building for God’s sake…
He had this.
Well, at least that’s what he was going to tell himself. Maybe he overdid it with the bottles of water but in his defense, it had been really hot lately, and it had been until some cool, autumn winds started slowly coming in. He knew that it always got cooler later in the day but right now the sun was at it’s highest and he couldn’t help but down plenty of water to stay hydrated. Except now he was almost regretting it at how the water seemed to quickly settle in his bladder. It wasn’t exactly comfortable but it wasn’t like it was an emergency or anything.
Sure he had to go like right after this ride but once again he told himself that he had this.
Meanwhile, you were one among several of the high school students that had decided to come and attend the # #ItsSpringBreakHeroes celebration here at the Musutafu amusement park with some of your friends that you managed to make as they kinda dragged you to hang out with them at this whole thing.
But you weren’t regretting it because you’ve hit almost every ride from the backwards coaster to the fast tea-cup like ride. This was actually really fun, and you didn’t realize how much you needed this after being so busy and bored with schoolwork. You were actually having a good time with your new friends as you kinda chuckled and talked to a few of them until they pointed at the Twin Dragons rollercoaster.
“We have to ride that! Quick! The line’s gonna get longer!!” Your guy-friend Tanaka had been almost over-enthusiastic about this as he urged you to go and get in line. You giggled and complied as you got in line with him standing right behind you and a few other classmates that were acquaintances and friends.
You weren’t the most social person, but you had managed to make a few friends and acquaintances, and you decided to come along because you had nothing better to do, and your homework wasn’t that important to work on either. It’s not like you were a Yuuei student, no you got into another decent hero school that was just slightly less serious than that as your quirk was mostly for helping people emotionally, which wasn’t that bad.
‘Elation’ it was called, even though you found it ironic since you were low-key and relaxed, although you could perk up and smile whenever you felt like it.
At first you thought your quirk was a joke, because not many people enjoyed being around you but then you started branching out and those who got to know you got to see the better side of you and you could actually use your quirk for what it was for. Except you only had few friends who you considered close friends, including the wild Tanaka here who was ride-or-die, but you had another friend from elementary school that you had missed quite badly.
To think he was going to that big fancy Yuuei school as you had seen him on TV during the Sports Festival. A small chuckle came from you as you thought about him fondly as you stood in line, and finally, you took the time to notice the person who was in front of you. The familiar face, and those elbows you knew could only belong on one person.
“Sero?”
As Sero stood in line, he perked up slightly when he heard a voice call his name suddenly, and he turned around to see someone, a familiar face that he swore he’s seen before.
“Sero Hanta?” Your [Eye Color] eyes started to widen as you smiled widely when you realized that it WAS him! However, Sero was just as surprised as you were, feeling an odd sense of glee coming over him as he almost instantly recognized you when he got a good look at you. That feeling of glee, he remembered that quirk well…
“[L/N] [Y/N]?!”
He couldn’t believe it for a moment, until he saw you smile and remembered how that smile always made him feel every time he saw you. The girl from his elementary school that he used to be really good friends with, one of the few people he could call a friend because you never made fun of him or his odd elbows.
At first he thought maybe he was hallucinating, but he kept his eyes on your smile as you nodded when he said your name. “Yes!” You chirped and beamed with your arms out to try and hug him. Sero was still in a little bit of shock before he saw you trying to hug him, and he quickly returned the act by happily hugging you back.
“[L/N]! Oh… My God! You… I… I haven’t seen you since elementary school!” He exclaimed in the most excited voice he had used in months, his voice tremoring slightly as he felt you hugging him tightly. Although, your hug on him was so tight that only then he became aware of how the mild discomfort in his lower abdomen had definitely trailed further into his bladder, and now he couldn’t ignore even if he tried…
Of course it had to be now. Of course it had to be right when he meets up with an old friend. Of course he wouldn’t be able to ignore the urge to piss slowly getting worse…
But now he also couldn’t ignore seeing you grin as you couldn’t help but laugh. A mirthful sound Sero didn’t realize just how much he missed ever since you both graduated elementary school and moved on to different middle schools. “I know right?! It’s been forever! Wow man… you… shot up like a whole foot since I last saw you… not bad from the shortie I remember.” You nudged him a bit when you pulled away, giggling playfully as Sero actually laughed when he remembered a time when you were taller than him. But now it was the other way around as he hit a serious growth spurt and was now 5’10 and definitely taller than you now.
“Haha yeah I did… started getting fit so I could do well in the Yuuei entrance exams… besides I wasn’t gonna be shorter than you forever. Looks like the tables have turned now though huh?” He said to you with a tiny smirk as he patted you on the head. “Ah!” And you pretended to be indignant as you swatted his hand away.
“That’s hilarious… you’re hilarious.” You said to him sarcastically but you were smiling and just playing around, clearly you were impressed with how tall he had gotten. “But you do look good.” But you kinda blurted that out without meaning too and you instantly blushed as soon as you did.
“Really? Thanks! I… hope I do.” Sero could only blush as his smirk turned into a sheepish smile, but he was also very flattered to hear someone say that. Especially you, man he hasn’t seen you in forever, and it almost freaked him out to see you after all these years. You were all grown up now, a bit taller but not quite as tall as he was, and definitely more mature-looking…
Ugh… why did he have to pee now? Why did he have to drink so much water? Now that you were here, a dear friend from his childhood, there was no way he could just go to the bathroom after this now. Especially when you remembered him, you actually remembered him…
“You look good too…” And in his growing nervousness he let that slip, and he blushed even harder when he realized what he just told you and for some reason he felt slightly mortified and even scared when he saw you blushing just as much…
“Awww… Sero I… don’t know about that but… thank you!” You thanked him with a big, shy smile which made his own shy smile grow as the two of you didn’t see your friends both glancing at you two with little smiles of their own.
“Sero~! You didn’t tell us you had a girlfriend~!” Ashido cheerfully chimed in, already teasing the boy as his blush worsened, “S-She’s not my-!”
“Ohhhh~! [Y/N]… he is cute~!” And then Tanaka had to tease you and you were blushing just as badly as your childhood friend was. “H-He’s not my-!”
“Wow! Dude you’ve been holding out on us! We thought it was only you and Bakugo who didn’t have girlfriends.” Kaminari backed up Ashido, albeit he seemed happier and even proud of his friend for supposedly having a girlfriend, as was Kirishima. “Care to introduce us to her?”
“She’s not my girlfriend!” But after feeling flustered enough, Sero broke the ice by letting everyone know that no, you were not his girlfriend, and he was not your boyfriend. Of course, secretly this KINDA bummed you out but you and he literally just met up again after quite a few years.
“No…” You chuckled bashfully as you shook your head, “We’re not boyfriend-girlfriend… sorry… we’re just friends… who haven’t seen each other since elementary school.” And you added the clarification which made Ashido, Kaminari, Kirishima and Tanaka all blink in realization.
“Ohhhhh…”
You and Sero couldn’t help but snicker at how clueless your respective friends were, but his friends seemed pretty cool so you decided to answer the red-head. “Hello there. I’m [L/N] [Y/N]. But… this guy still calls me [Last Name].” Giggling a bit you poked a little bit of fun at Sero, making him jump slightly as this earned big smiles from his three friends sans a disinterested Bakugo.
“And this guy here is my good friend Tanaka Keita.” You then gestured them to your tall-ish friend, brunette with a faux-hawk and a pink and white striped crop-top with black skinny jeans and converse shoes. “Sup ya’ll?” He waved at the Yuuei students, and everyone, except Bakugo, welcomed you and him with big wide smiles.
“Well it’s awesome to meet you [L/N]! Tanaka! I’m Ashido Mina!” Ashido greeted you first as you smiled wide and bowed, and you couldn’t see the excited looks coming from Kirishima and Kaminari. The two guys were happy in general, but had no idea that your quirk enhanced their joy a little bit since you were actually pretty happy too.
“It’s nice to officially meet you Ashido! And all of you all too. The famous Yuuei students… uh… Kaminari, Kirishima and Bakugo?” Kaminari and Kirishima perked up when you knew their names, and Bakugo glanced at you ever so slightly upon hearing his name.
“YEAH! That’s our names!”
“Please wear it out!” The two energetic boys were ecstatic to know that someone knew their names, as it made them feel like celebrities almost. Sero on the other hand, was barely holding in his snickers at how easily amused his friends were.
“Wow… I knew he would do amazing one day but I’m glad that Sero here found some pretty cool friends.” You decided to tease your old friend again and he cringed slightly, his expression turning slightly annoyed and indignant as his friends just laughed at this. “Yeah, he’s pretty lucky to have us.” And Kaminari added to it by putting his playful arm around the slightly taller boy.
“Haha… yeah, yeah I am…” But Sero learned to love his friends, so he thought that they were right. He WAS lucky to have made these new friends especially since he didn’t have a lot of other friends growing up, aside from you of course. However, today he felt extremely lucky to be here with you after so many years. He had to make a good impression…
And yet as you and his friends and your friend kept on talking, that just made Sero more painfully aware of his filling bladder as he could only feign a laugh and smile as he tried to stave off the urge. This was definitely not lucky at all. He huffed quietly as he kept his legs together and tried to not look so stiff in front of all his friends, especially you.
But he had gotten so caught up in talking to you and his friends that he didn’t even notice that it was their turn to ride the roller coaster. Oh God, the roller coaster…
Sero gulped a little bit now that his friends all moved to get into the open and available seats, his now decently full bladder not doing anything to comfort him as he resisted any desire to cross one leg over the other as he just stared at one of the empty cars. He almost didn’t want to risk it, and his bladder could hold it’s own, but he drank so much water that he wasn’t sure just how long he would be able to hold on with added speed and force of this ride.
He nearly thought about worst-case scenario as his bladder sent a signal to his brain and warned him to take care of his need soon and preferably before this ride as he shivered a little bit with his knees close together. But he couldn’t answer that need right now, no matter how much he didn’t want to put it through anymore strain. Just remembering how fast this coaster goes nearly makes him tremble as he tried to ignore the warning signals his lower abdomen kept giving him.
“C’mon Sero! Let’s go quickly! It’s open and it can be you me and Tanaka!” However, your voice snapped him out of his thoughts and he wasn’t sure if he was thankful for that or not. And he quickly became nervous as you led him to the car and he realized that he was going to sit right next to you. He was really going to sit next to you after so many years.
“Hehe, great! We’re all in this together!” Still he forced himself to sound chipper and not nervous despite the fact that he was getting increasingly nervous as soon as he sat down and you immediately sat right beside him. It got worse especially when the employees came over to put the restraints over everyone, and he could feel that metal thing suddenly weighing down on his lower stomach, just above his bladder but it was still an unpleasant feeling. He almost tried to move it but it was locked in place.
‘I’ll just have to hold it… I can do it. I’ve held it before, I’ll go to the bathroom right after this…’
Sero told himself as he took a deep breath, only able to smile, laugh and nod with his chatty friends when they started talking about how great this would be and how excited they were. “How great is this?!” You asked him cheerfully as soon as the ride started up, and Sero could already feel some anxiety stirring in his stomach and moving down into his bladder as he kept his legs pressed together.
“Hahaha… oh it’s awesome, I still can’t believe that… you’re here!” He was genuinely excited that he got to see you again, but dammit he really wished that he didn’t have to pee right now. Even if you and he were friends, even from childhood, just announcing that he had to go was just too embarrassing.
“I know! I can’t believe you’re here either!” You chirped with a little giggle, but made sure to not use your quirk though even if you were very happy right now, “Hey uh… before we go down I’m gonna ask really fast can I please hang out with you and your friends? I thought it’d be nice to catch up maybeIdunnowhataboutyou?whatdoyousay?” Suddenly you speak really fast though because you and he were reaching the top of the coaster that was going to plunge you down and Sero perked up although he knew he didn’t have enough time to react, although he quickly made sure to clench every single muscle and force his bladder to hold back the dam as much as possible.
“Y-Yeah! Yeah [L/N] that’d be great! I’dreallyreallylikethat!!” Sero answered you as fast as he could but ended on a scream as soon as the carts suddenly went down, and fast. So fast that the two of you both screamed along with Tanaka, and Ashido and Kaminari and Kirishima. You couldn’t hear anything but the loud, excited shrieks from everyone as you smiled wide, laughing a little bit as you looked to see Sero, screaming and holding onto the safety harness for dear life. You had no idea what he was going through as he stared down at the direction the cart was going.
Sero used a force of will he didn’t even know he had to hold back the flood that was being jostled and shook in his bladder with the force and speed they were going. It was so fast, god it was so fast and he hated that at one point they went upside down in a loopy-de-loop and then back up to the very top… only to fall down yet again as Sero refused to let the gravity win this time as the speed slowly decreased into a steadier ride, signaling the end of a ride he had no idea lasted at least 30 whole seconds.
30 whole seconds that was starting to strain his officially full bladder as he discreetly grimaced at the discomfort that took over him, jiggling his legs ever so slightly as he resisted any desire to squirm where he sat. His plan was to go to the bathroom after the ride, but as soon as he heard your laughter and the second your smile was on him his cheeks started to flush.
“HAHAHA! Oh my God!! That was… oooh… think I blacked out for a second there it was so fast…” You were giggling and grinning at your flustered friend, who seemed to be struggling to speak but you couldn’t even tell.
“Tell me about it! I nearly ralphed but I held it all in!” Tanaka however, shared something rather gross and Sero perked up when he saw you make a face, “Ugh Tanaka…” And yet you snickered too at such a thought, while Sero just couldn’t help but look disgusted and yet impressed at that kind of feat. “Go ahead and puke if you have to… it’s not healthy to hold it back…” He felt like such a hypocrite saying that though, because there was no way he could go to the bathroom to pee now, not with you there.
That would be way too embarrassing, and what if you teased him about it afterwards? He didn’t want you to think he was some kind of child who fearfully pees after a roller coaster. Besides, he said he was going to catch up with you, who knows when he’d get to see you again? Especially when you find out what a boring loser he was. The least he could do was spend the day with you before you and he went separate ways and never saw each other again.
“Yeah, yeah…” Tanaka waved him off though as you just giggled a little bit, “Glad you didn’t feel queasy… I’m serious I totally blacked out for like 5 seconds up there.” You nervously smiled as Sero couldn’t help but laugh a bit, “It was awesome! But yeah no kidding it was insanely fast… no wonder you blacked out, I almost did too… it’s called ‘Twin Dragons’ for a reason.” He gave you his famous grin although with a little more nervousness than normal, which you really couldn’t detect.
“Oh yeah!” You happily giggled as the harnesses loosened and set you all free, which Sero was very thankful for as it felt like a weight was lifted off his bladder. However, standing back on his feet instantly sent a shiver down his spine as he forced himself to move to get out of the way for the next people in line. His legs very stiff as you cheerfully followed him with Tanaka in tow.
He inhaled and exhaled as he tried to ignore how full his bladder felt, especially as everyone was walking in a crowd to exit the place. He saw his friends ahead of him, but they were waiting until he, you and Tanaka integrated back with them. “Hey guys! I don’t know what ya’ll are doing but there’s a performance starting soon, said to be some other Yuuei students with Higashi High students collaborating if you’re interested.” You then offered them something to do, and each of them (except Bakugo) perked up with wide grins at the thought.
“Are you serious?! That sounds awesome!”
“Oh wow that I HAVE to see!”
“Yippee! I love it when people perform! Let’s go there now!!” Ashido was quick to let you lead the way as Kaminari and Kirishima were extremely excited and you could feel their excitement radiating from them, and Tanaka for that matter. “It’s right this way madam~.” Your guy-friend pretended to flirt with the flattered pink girl as he started to show the way with you right behind him and you couldn’t help but smile at the way your friend was talking with the Yuuei students so politely.
He must have told a funny joke or story because Ashido, Kaminari and Kirishima were laughing their butts off about something, while Bakugo visibly rolled his eyes. As interesting as they were, you were a little more interested in your old friend Sero.
Who was more preoccupied with other things as he almost didn’t hear anything Tanaka had said, all he could focus on was the fact that he had yet another thing to go to that wasn’t the bathroom. Now he was starting to think that this was possibly the worst possible time since he couldn’t very well go to the bathroom now. Dammit why did you have to be so kind to give his friends something really cool to see?
‘Oh God… just grin and bear with it… you’ve got this Hanta.’
“Hope that’s not too boring for you.” And he flinched a bit as soon as your elbow nudged his, and he let out a tiny little yelp since the dispensers in his elbows were surprisingly sensitive. You jumped a bit, trying to hide your snickers as Sero’s cheeks started to flush, he would have told you not to do that but didn’t have the heart to do so.
Instead he nervously laughed and smiled, “You kidding? I’ve always liked seeing people be brave or crazy enough to get up and perform in front of people…” He gave you a positive answer which made you giggle and smile, “Good point… I could never do that… I don’t know how you guys do that, being big Yuuei students and all.” Chuckling lightly, Sero’s smile softened a little bit; he knew you were always pretty shy when it came to that despite your demeanor.
“Ah it’s uh… not easy to be honest. Especially not the Sports Festival… I mean it was awesome! I can’t deny that but uh… going against Todoroki was… a little embarrassing.” He offered you reassurance, at his own expense as he shyly giggled at the less than pleasant memory where he lost really fast to his fire and ice-user classmate.
“Oh yeah… I saw that…” You held back your snickers, even though you felt bad for the poor guy and put your hand on his shoulder as he gasped lightly and blushed when he saw your smile. “Well I think you did great. You kicked butt and got further than most people did. Not bad at all.” Sweetly you gave him the reassurance now that made his heart start to race because he was so touched.
“Aha… I uh… thanks…!” Sero quickly thanked you though before he could blush any harder as your smile grew and you gave him another friendly pat on the back. Your touch unknowingly sent more little jolts throughout his form as his walking always slowed as he kept his legs stiff and close together. It wasn’t necessarily hurting but it was very uncomfortable and he resisted the urge to grunt slightly when his bladder sent him another signal that made him jitter in place a little bit as he inhaled and exhaled discreetly.
Oh God there was a restroom right up ahead, his eyes glued to the room longingly as he couldn’t ignore it anymore but he had no plans to ask to stop even though that was the smart thing to do by now. You were touching him, smiling at him so much that it was making him quiver like some lovesick fool. Sero’s always been a little keen on you, and here you were, all grown up and giving him the time of day.
Stopping and saying ‘I need to pee’ was the last thing he wanted to say with you here. His friends maybe, but not you. No way.
“You’re welcome!” And you were none the wiser to his little situation as he blushed a little bit more as he swore he started sweating at how bad the urge to piss had gotten. He whined quietly as the view of the restrooms faded in the distance when the music got louder.
I wanna follow where she goes…
You gasped slightly as you had known this song because you listened to a lot of the American radio since you weren’t originally from Japan, you just moved here. “They’re singing in English!!” Ashido was the most excited to hear the English words though, “Oh wow… really good too…” And Kirishima was quick to join her excitement as he seemed awed by how fluent the singers sounded. He couldn’t believe the talent some of the other Yuuei students had, and the Higashi students!
“Oh yeah, my school is all about social media and some of the best singers from America, my teacher is super ‘hip’ and into Shawn Mendes, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, you name it… it’s kinda corny but… I like it.” You explained with a giggle and shrug of your shoulders as Tanaka snickered and gave a thumbs up. “Not to mention a bit of Eminem and maybe a little Halsey~. Little bit of everything goes on at Higashi… it’s gnarly, if ya ever feel like visiting just call for Tanaka. They’ll know what it means.” Your guy friend insisted with a wink and click of his tongue at the bewildered but satisfied Yuuei students before him.
“Thanks dude!” Kirishima even politely thanked the guy, as Bakugo scoffed and rolled his eyes and Kaminari just chuckled. Or at least until he finally noticed how anxious Sero looked and how he was glancing at you every now and then. A small smirk on his lips as they each sat down in the stands while the music played., but he didn’t seem to notice his friend wincing and groaning lightly as he forced himself to sit down. Ooooohh… but that just made the pressure in his bladder even worse and his first instinct was to cross one of his long legs over the other as he shakily took in a deep breath.
“Hey dude… if you like her… you’d better tell her~.” When the music got louder, Kaminari muttered that loud enough for him to hear, but Sero gasped in shock as soon as his friend spoke, startling him and his bladder so much that he nearly released a little bit of pee but he somehow managed to hold back even the smallest drop of piss. Damn it freaking hurt though as he shook a little bit and kinda glared at him as his cheeks reddened, especially when he heard what he just said.
“Shh! She’s right next to me dude! Don’t say anything like that…!” He quietly hissed loud enough for only Kaminari to hear, “Look at her.” But the blonde was too relaxed for his liking as he pointed at you. And you were grinning and nodding to the song, clearly enthralled by the performers and Sero had to admit, he was very thankful for that.
“I’ve seen her smiling at you a LOT the entire time she’s been with us, she totally likes you~. I mean a friend from childhood seeing you again? Classic love story man! Go for it! I know you like her~.” Kaminari continued to tease his friend a little bit but he was trying to encourage him too, since that’s how he got his girlfriend, he knew she liked him and he liked her too and he went for it, despite some humiliating things that happened afterwards.
But all in all, he knew Sero was kinda lonely and he wanted his buddy to be happy and spend time with someone he clearly likes.
“I uh… I don’t know…” Sero doubted himself though, even though he tried to grin it off he still couldn’t shake it off, and the fact that he was dying to pee was making it worse as he shook his leg a little bit, even after crossing them he couldn’t quite stop the light squirming but Kaminari assumed that was just nerves.
“You’ve got this bro. She likes you, she’s into you, you’ve got this! Just keep talking to her, and get her number at least so you can hang out with her more.” Sero was actually pretty shocked that Kaminari said something that actually made sense. So far that’s the best advice he’s given anyone, and his friend’s smile actually reassured him and made him feel a little less nervous but he still needed to pee. How was he going to deal with that?
“O-Okay… I do like her. I really do like her. Even if we just met up again I wanna be around her.”Despite his nerves, he found himself admitting that to his friend since Kaminari pretty much found him out and couldn’t deny that he liked you, even though he didn’t think you liked him back, he sure hoped that maybe he had a chance somehow.
“Then that’s why you gotta tell her! Listen to this song and start confessing!” Now Kaminari was outright just quoting what the song was saying. He must have understood English, because those singers were surprisingly fluent in the language and even able to sing it.
Still, Sero heard him out and shyly nodded, “Y-Yeah… okay… I will.” He decided, even though right now he couldn’t quite find it in him to do that yet. Especially not right now, not when he still really, really had to pee and that was actually one of the only things holding him back, the fact that he was still holding all the pent-up liquid in.
Oh, I've been shaking I love it when you go crazy You take all my inhibitions Baby, there's nothing holding me back
‘Other than the need to pee…’
Sero somewhat bitterly thought as he quietly groaned to himself, trying to just focus on holding back the urge as he trembled a little bit when he felt a small wave of desperation coming over him and making him shiver where he sat as he took in another deep breath and shakily exhaled as a bead of sweat ran down his forehead. He could hold it, he could hold it…
“They’re really good!” You had no idea what Kaminari and Sero were talking about, but you wanted to make sure that the latter was having a good time since little did he know, that you definitely liked him back and hoped that this suggestion of yours would impress him.
And your voice snapped Sero out of his anxiety-riddled thoughts as he tightened his crossed legs and tried his hardest to stop squirming a little bit. “Y-Yeah! I’m amazed at how good their English is.” He made sure to let you know he was paying attention despite his rather warm face as you smiled at him. “I know right?! This is awesome! I’m so glad I came!” You beamed, your quirk sparkling with elation that actually brightened Sero’s mood despite the nerves that were still there.
“M-Me too!” He couldn’t stop himself from stuttering a little bit, but he had to admit he was glad he came. He got to see you again, and maybe he’d get to catch up with you more after this. He really liked you, he realized that…
---X---
The concert finally ended after what felt like hours, but had really only been about 20 minutes. But they felt like the longest 20 minutes of Sero’s life as he somehow miraculously held back the flood that was definitely somehow still contained in his bladder. He knew this wasn’t healthy at all though as he could feel his bladder stretched out and sticking out into a bulge no one would be able to see but he could feel it. He was so full by now he was almost amazed with himself despite how much his bladder ached as he whimpered lightly and kept his legs crossed so hard it hurt and used all his willpower to not hold himself. Only little kids do such a thing and he was not going to resort to that.
‘Oh my God I have to pee… I can’t even remember the last time I peed…’
“That was AWESOME!!” Ashido stood up with her hands out with a big wide grin as the singers all started getting ready to go head backstage, “I know! I can’t believe they can sing like that!” Kirishima cheerfully chatted with the pink girl, and Kaminari for that matter. “Not bad at all given how hard English can be.”
“Trust me darlings you’d be amazed at how decent our school’s English is~. However, that’s not to say the Yuuei students don’t have panache too in their English skills, marvelous~.” Tanaka flamboyantly spoke among the two, having become quick friends with the red-head and pink-haired girl as the three of them happily talked while Bakugo just stood silent and surly, he was only somewhat impressed.
But as they talked, Sero couldn’t even think about anything else other than how badly he had to pee. And god he had to pee so bad, he need to find a bathroom, he needed to find one like right now.
“So what’d you think~?”
Nope, he couldn’t go find one, he wasn’t going to as long as you were here. Sero held back any whine as he nervously grinned at you, “Oh i-it was… actually really good! I still… can’t believe that your school can sing so many songs in English…” He forced himself to sound level and not nervous but his cheeks were flushed and his forehead felt clammy from sweat and you couldn’t help but notice.
“Are you okay?” You asked in concern with slightly furrowed brows, hoping that the heat hadn’t gotten to him as your question made his blush darken, “Y-Yeah! I’m okay, it’s just… just a bit hot ya know?” That should throw you off right? You couldn’t see, you didn’t know…
“Y-Yeah it is actually… want some water?”
“No!”
He couldn’t drink anymore liquid, no he couldn’t, no more water to fill him up even more, “I-I mean no thanks… I’m… I’m okay.” Sero nervously laughed and was SO mad at himself for being real smooth as you just seemed really confused but you shrugged your shoulders and giggled.
“Okay weirdo…” You shook it off though, and found it kind of cute really, even though this didn’t ease Sero’s nerves in the slightest. Why did he have to make an outburst like that? Oh God speaking of bursting…
‘I’m gonna burst… oh god I need to pee now… I need to peeeee…’
“OOH! Let’s do that!!”
But then Ashido seemed to agree to something that Sero couldn’t even imagine what it was, nor wanted to. “Oh hell yeah! I’ve been wanting to try that out!”
“What are you guys talking about?” You curiously asked the loud bunch as Tanaka winked at you, “Darling we are going to the zipline~.” He sang and shook your shoulders happily as you gasped with wide eyes and smiled.
“OH! I’ve been wanting to do that!!” You practically jumped excitedly as Sero’s eyes went wide at the thought of the zipline. The same thing he had been wanting to do but right now he was certain that he absolutely could NOT do that…
“It’s literally right across from here so let’s all go~.” Tanaka was especially enthusiastic and his friends (except Bakugo) were all too happy to go along with him as he lead them out of the place as Sero felt himself starting to panic. “Whoo-hoo! C’mon Sero!” And you were blissfully oblivious as the boy quietly whined and forced himself to slowly uncross his legs and shakily he stood up. His crotch was burning as he bit his bottom lip as he could feel the weight coming back down on him as he grunted slightly and immediately brought his legs back together.
“You okay bro?” Kaminari stood beside you as the two of you waited on your friend, and Sero swallowed hard as he grinned and bore with it. “I-I’m good yeah I’m coming…” He was NOT good, but you and Kaminari didn’t seem to entirely notice as he shakily followed you.
With a willpower he didn’t even know he had, Sero managed to follow you, Tanaka and his group of friends up the stairs that lead to the zipline swing ride called the ‘Super Zoom’ that had two ziplines that let two people go at a time. However, the ride was soft-core and only took people in a straight shot away to the other side that was about 1000 feet away and they were decently high up too. People were screaming and whooping as the ziplines went really fast and there were many others cheering from the other side or from below as they watched the riders go forth, cheering or striking poses for pictures.
This ride was NOT going to do his bladder any favors as Sero gulped and almost felt like crying when he saw Bakugo and Kirishima being strapped in. “I can’t believe I’m doing this with you idiots!” The angry blonde shouted at his happy friend. “It’ll be fun! Now c’mon!” He shouted with enthusiasm as they were both suddenly pulled forward by the machines really fast as Kirishima threw his fist with an excited little shout and found himself on the other side and two employees had helped them get off and made sure that they were okay, with Bakugo angrily shoving the male employee away.
“WAY TO GO BAKUGO! KIRISHIMA!!” Kaminari and Ashido were waving to them from the opposite side, “GUYS IT’S AWESOME!!” Their redheaded friend cheerfully affirmed as the ziplines were being moved back to let the next riders have their turns.
But Kirishima stopped when he realized that the employee that had helped him was someone he knew. “Kiiro-sempai?” He recognized the grey-eyed, blonde short girl anywhere as she nodded. “Hey! I didn’t know you worked here!” She had a habit of changing jobs, but he didn’t know that she worked at the amusement part too.
“I work here part-time.” The blonde said with a smile as she let the sweet guy wait on his friends as she looked over to see the other Yuuei students, including Kaminari and Sero. Poor Sero, she knew exactly what was wrong, and she could see him anxiously looking at you as she tilted her head slightly.
“All right! Ashido it’s you and me now!” You liked Ashido, she was really cool and you had talked to her a little bit during the concert as the employees strapped you and her in, “Yes! The ladies’ turn! Let’s show these guys how it’s done!” She gave you a thumbs up as the two of you held onto the harness carrying you both.
“See you guys on the other side~.” Ashido waved to Kaminari, Sero and Tanaka as the three of them each gave you and her a smile.
“See you shortly!” You added before you suddenly shrieked when the zipline suddenly took off at a rather fast pace as you and Ashido both screamed together, and you were a little clumsy as you held on tightly to your harness, and you were glad you couldn’t see the guys kinda snickering at your klutziness as your legs were wiggling and flailing about and thankfully the other employee was kind enough to help you stand on your feet once you and Ashido made it safely to the other side.
“Way to go [L/N]!” Kirishima didn’t make fun of you though, he commended you on your bravery as you couldn’t help but smile, “Thanks man…” You chuckled as Ashido made sure you were okay when the employee got the straps off of you.
“Sooooo… Sero’s coming~.” Now that it was you and her for a minute she made sure to tease you a little bit since she, like Kaminari, saw that you clearly liked him. And you blushed a bright red once she spoke like that about your friend. “W-What?! W-Well yeah it’s his turn isn’t it? Tch… don’t be ridiculous…” You crossed your arms and didn’t really make any sense as she just giggled. “You like him~.” She pointed out as you blushed even more and pouted. “It’s okay… he totally likes you too~.” The pink girl added with a big smile as you swore your whole face was turning red, and yet you couldn’t help but smile at the thought as you and the girl exchanged giggles.
“Okey dokey… it’s time for my break. You can handle this Katou, I trust your abilities. You know how to work this ride.” But then Kiiro suddenly took care of ‘something’ as she decided to let her friend take over for a little bit even though he perked up a little bit. “Oh. Okay Kiiro-san…” You noticed this but didn’t think much on it, nor did you see the blonde girl looking at you one last time before she exited the place with a small smirk.
“All right Sero dude, c’mon it’s our turn. Let’s go!” Kaminari cheerfully gestured his friend to get strapped into the zipline with him, but the brunette immediately shook his head as he kept his thighs pressed together, unwilling to take a step forward when he saw that it was his and Kaminari’s turn to go…
But there was no way he could get on at that speed, and there was no way he could wear that harness without it irritating his full, bursting bladder…
“N-No way man, I’m telling you I can NOT go on that thing, I have to pee, and I’m not kidding I’m serious, I have to pee.” It was a little embarrassing to admit, but Kaminari was his closest guy friend and another guy that he could confide in about many things, so that kind of took away a little bit of the embarrassment.
At least it did until he saw Kaminari snickering a bit and smiling in amusement, “Oh… uh oh…” Sero blushed with a slightly annoyed, indignant look especially when Tanaka was snickering too. “It’s not funny! I just… I can’t do it…”
Kaminari however, stopped laughing when he saw how embarrassed his friend looked, and he sympathized with him since he knew what it was like to have to pee that bad. Based on how nervous Sero looked and how stiff he was standing and with the fidgeting and light shifting he was doing, yeah the dude really did have to go. And Kaminari wouldn’t let him suffer, he’d have to reassure him somehow.
“Oh well hey, look, look at the line here, it’s super long, there’s a bathroom right over there! This thing goes super fast! You can go right to the toilets as soon as you get off! Super fast!” The blonde quickly stated and pointed the other side and the nearest bathrooms with the male and female sign, which made Sero whine a little bit at how close yet far relief was as he inhaled and exhaled deeply and grinded his thighs together.
He had to go so freaking bad and getting on this zipline looked like a bad idea, what if he peed himself a little bit while it goes? That seemed like a very real possibility, and what if you saw him utterly shame himself like that…?
“I don’t know dude, [L/N] is…” Anxiously, Sero shook his head as he blushed even harder when he thought worst-case scenario and suppressed a low groan and resisted the urge to hunch over as he subtly placed a hand over his lower stomach. It was aching and pushing him to just find a place to relieve himself already after holding it in for too long. Crossing an ankle over each other as his cheeks started to burn and anxiety twisted in his stomach when he thought about you and he refused to hold himself no matter how badly he wanted to. What if he seriously embarrassed himself in front of you? He didn’t know if he could handle that…
The last thing he wanted was to look like a fool in front of you. Hell, Sero would be lying if he said he didn’t have some feelings for you. Maybe he was just kidding himself when he thought that maybe he had a chance with you but still!
“You’re gonna be fine, trust me, you’ll be fine, just hold it in as tight as you can cuz it’s gonna go fast okay?” Kaminari was getting an idea of how severe this was, but at the same time he was optimistic enough even though Sero was still shaking his head.
“But I really can’t-.”
“Sero!” Your voice caught his ears and Sero stiffened as soon as he made the mistake of seeing your smiling face from the other side. A bright blush sported your cheeks as you waved at him, “You can do it! I believe in you!” You couldn’t see from too far but you had a feeling that maybe Sero was getting cold feet for some reason so you decided to encourage him a little bit.
“Dude it’s fun! C’mon over!
“Sero! Hurry up!!”
“See?! She’s cheering you on! Kirishima and Ashido are cheering you on! Look you said you wanted to get on the zipline last week now’s your chance! And you get to be with her too if you go quick enough! Just rush on over this thing is fast I promise, you’ll be just fine okay?” Placing his hand on his shoulder gently, Kaminari encouraged his friend as did Tanaka as he was clapping his hands.
“Yeah! C’mon Sero… that’s your girl isn’t it darling? Don’t be timid~. Just go on and go, you will be just fine~. You’ve got this! Sero! Sero!” As to give him a little extra nudge Tanaka also gave him some reassurance started to chant and get the crowd going to chant along with him.
“Sero! Sero! Sero!”
Sero could hear them all chanting his name, which made him blush a little more and shyly chuckle even if he couldn’t quite stop fidgeting where he stood. He hasn’t had anyone cheer him on like that, and when he looked over at you, he saw you clapping and chanting along with everyone else, as were Kirishima and Ashido.
“Okay… Okay! Okay I’ve got this! I’m doing it!” He was a little quivery from both nerves and the urge that was shaking him to his core as he grunted quietly when his bladder cramped at him for doing yet another stupid thing as soon as he strapped the evil harness around his legs and crotch…
“YEAH! We got this! All right bro that’s what I’m talking about!” Kaminari was especially cheerful though, as the two guys prepared themselves for the upcoming speed, and they both shouted as soon as it took off. They could feel the wind blowing through their hair and Kaminari couldn’t help but laugh and throw his hand out happily as he and Sero smiled at each other.
This was actually really fun, Sero almost forgot about his urge as he didn’t notice that the surprise and speed forced out a small leak of piss into his boxers that he didn’t even feel until his zipline suddenly came to an abrupt stop as he continued screaming even as he saw that Kaminari’s was still going and even made it to the other side…
Only then did Sero realize that he completely stopped moving and was hanging in the middle of the line and stuck…
Was he really stuck?!
“What happened guys?!” He asked loudly, his voice panicky and full of trepidation as he looked around his surroundings anxiously as you, Kaminari, Ashido and Kirishima each widened your eyes and even Bakugo looked a little surprised and mildly shocked at what was happening.
“Why have I stopped? Why isn’t it still going?! Hello?! Someone!!” Sero sounded absolutely scared as he called for someone, anyone to give him an answer as he looked around and realized that yes, he was definitely stuck and this thing wasn’t moving at all. And worst of all, he gasped outloud when a spurt of warm urine shot out into his boxers as he felt it this time and instantly threw a hand to his groin to try and stop it. It worked, but he could still feel the surreal, gross dampness on his front...
Cheeks burning hot as he let out a feeble whimper at what he had to resort to, holding himself like some little kid and in front of all these people as he could hear some gasps from the side you were on.
Finally you realized what was wrong by the way your poor friend held himself, and yet that made your own cheeks heat up as your [E/C] eyes widened slightly. “Oh…” You had no idea why you started blushing, and you shook that off for a minute because he needed help. And by the looks of it, he needed it fast…
“What’s going on?!” You asked the nervous employee as even he didn’t seem to know what was happening, “Oh man, it’s… it’s some technical difficulties I’m sorry!” He exclaimed with a frantic look on his face as Kaminari cringed upon seeing his friend suffering where he was hanging.
“This is terrible timing! I’m telling you! P-Please you gotta quickly make it go on again!” Sero shouted for someone, anyone to start up the zipline again and fix the issue as he crossed his legs together while he was being held up in the air. The damn straps just digging into his lower stomach and agitating his worn-out and overfull bladder as he squeaked when he felt two more longer leaks trickle out and further soak his already damp boxers as he felt the trickles run down his inner thighs. Making him lightly groan as he tightened his legs to prevent any of it from dripping below…
“Don’t worry buddy! You’ll be okay! Just hold on…! Squeeze everything as tight as you can!” Kaminari knew he was in pain based on the desperation in his voice and so he tried to reassure his poor friend even though Sero had already reached his limit.
“Oh God… oh no, no, no this is the worst thing ever…! Oh my God… no… Please God, please… please don’t make me pee myself… please don’t make me pee on anyone…” He begged for anyone that was up there to give him the strength to hold it all back just a little bit longer so he didn’t completely humiliate himself…
‘This can’t be healthy… not at all… oh God… my bladder is full… Oh God I have to pee… I have to pee so bad…’
But then he gasped a little bit when he heard the sounds of snapping and he made the mistake of looking down to see some of the people standing underneath him with their phones out. His eyes widening with horror when he realized that they were all taking pictures and possibly videos…
“Hey! You guys cut it out! Stop taking those f-ing pictures of him!!” But you refused to stand for it as you angrily pointed and called out the people who were just snapping away photos of poor Sero barely hanging on as he kept his hand jammed into his crotch, his face flushed scarlet red as he tried to ignore them even if the snapping filled his ears and made him whine in embarrassment as he heard a lot of snickering too from the ones who were standing under him.
“It’s not going to be funny if this doesn’t start soon I’m serious! Please move away!” He shouted to try and warn them to cut it out and to get the hell away from under him before something really terrible happens. His voice higher than he wanted it to be as he tightened his crossed legs against each other even tighter with his hand tightly clamped down onto himself to stave off anymore leaks threatening to spill. Unfortunately, everyone was ignoring him as they kept taking their pictures and even recorded him as they just laughed and giggled amongst themselves.
“We’re working on it! I promise!!” The employee was really being the only helpful one here, albeit he was getting nervous as he tried and shouted in frustration when he couldn’t get it to work. “Argh tell him to wait a LITTLE longer I need to get Kiiro! She knows how to work this!” He said to you as you just perked up when he started to run off to go and find the girl ‘Kiiro’, and you assumed it was the blonde girl who you saw working on this thing literally about a minute ago before she decided to go on a break it seemed.
“P-Please hurry!” Sero’s voice cracked a little bit as he pleaded for the employee to hurry. He tried to fight them back, but he couldn’t help the tears pooling in his eyes. He had reached his limit as his crossed legs were quivering and he couldn’t hold it any longer, and he couldn’t ignore all the snapping noises the phones were making as pictures of him were taken, and he whimpered at all the snickers and laughter he could hear from down below.
‘No, no god… No, please just… give me strength so I don’t pee myself up here… please don’t let me pee on anyone… Please…! [L/N] is going to see…! Everyone’s going to see…!’
God he couldn’t wet himself, not in front of so many people. For one he wasn’t 5 years old, he was all grown up now, and he just couldn’t imagine doing it in front of all these people, but especially not in front of you. After not seeing you for three years he could not and did NOT want to wet himself in front of you, but he felt like that was a very, very real possibility and it was so embarrassing. This was probably the most humiliating thing he’s ever had to suffer through in his whole life…
And you could tell when she could make out how humiliated your poor friend was he helplessly hung there, and these assholes weren’t making it any easier. You had to help him somehow. “Oh my GOD will you stop it!!” You shouted in frustration at the others on your side when you saw that they were taking pictures and recording him too. “Cut it out!” They ignored you though, just laughing and shaking their heads.
“Cut that shit out and delete those fucking photos of him!!”
“Hey! Stop! Come on! That ain’t cool! What’s wrong with you?!”
“You freaking perverts!! Haven’t you taken enough already?!”
Bakugo (surprisingly), Kirishima and Ashido were kind enough to help you though, especially Kirishima as he was angrily shouting at some of the jerks who were recording this whole thing while the pink girl was swatting at some of the people who were trying to take pictures. But sadly, unbeknownst to you all, some had already posted it on social media…
“I saw that! Dude come on! What are ya?!” You could hear Kaminari from the other side, and you were so glad that he was trying to help Sero too and get those jerks to stop taking pictures because the people on his side were taking pictures too. However, neither of you knew that it was already too late…
“N-No…” Sero knew it too as he gasped heavily at the sudden rush he could feel weighing down fast and ready to burst. He shook his head and bit his bottom lip, unable to stop a whimper as he squeezed himself even tighter in an attempt to hold it back. But even with his trembling legs double-crossed, the flow couldn’t be held back anymore as another jet of urine quickly ran down his thighs and seeped into his socks. Oh God he felt it drip down his shoes. He was going to wet himself…
He knew he was, and his eyes went wide as a full stream started rushing out and beginning to soak the front of his damp boxers and shorts and dribbles of urine seeping through his fingers; he couldn’t stop it, he couldn’t stop it!
‘I can’t hold it anymore…! Oh no! It's...! It's coming out!’
“N-No! O-Oh no! I-I can’t! No, no, no, no, no please don’t, don’t, don’t-a-ahhhhhhhh!!” Sero shut his eyes and yelped highly as the dam broke, gushing through his hand as a heavy stream of light-colored piss suddenly sprayed out into the air, flooding down his skinny legs and crashing down onto the ground below, almost like rain as numerous people beneath him quickly became doused and sprinkled with his urine…
“KYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!”
Almost immediately upon being hit with the yellow rain the unfortunate people all screamed and yelled in disgust and horror as they all scrambled to get away from the downpour of piss. Many even bumping into each other and covering their heads to avoid getting anymore pee on them as you and the rest of his friends cringed and gasped in total shock at the sight that unfurled in front of you and everyone else…
“OHHHHH!!"
Kaminari, Kirishima and Bakugo shouted in absolute shock and horror at the sight of what was happening right before their eyes, this should have been hilarious but neither of them could even must up a laugh even when people were screaming and trying to run away.
You threw your hands to your mouth in shock as your whole face suddenly flushed a bright shade of red as you gasped, unable to believe what was happening too. Your friend was wetting himself, he was really wetting himself, and on the zipline of all places with all those people there to witness…
A small huff left you as you didn’t realize that you were holding your breath and you gasped a bit when you felt a weird sensation inside of you as you saw your poor friend looking so humiliated, but sympathy instead swelled in your chest as soon as you heard him crying so helplessly…
“NOOOOOOOOO!”
Tears streamed down Sero’s bright red cheeks as he cried out in defeat and mortification as more hot piss flooded down his legs and rained down the unfortunate people standing under him. “Nooooo!!” He choked on a sob as he tried and failed to hold it back but once he started going he just couldn’t stop the flow that kept rushing out of him like a waterfall. And he whimpered when the only sounds he could hear were the sounds of his piss splattering on the ground and the disgusted screams of the people under him as they got drenched and wet with his pee.
“OH MY GOD!”
“He’s pissing himself!”
“What a loser!”
“EWWWWWW!”
“Get away, get away!!”
“Piss! Piss!!”
“IT’S IN MY MOUTH! Some of it got in my mouth!!”
“GROSS! GROSS!”
“HOW EMBARRASSING!!”
“AHHH! That’s so fucking disgusting!!”
“HAHAHA! Oh my God a real golden shower!!”
Numerous other teenagers and adults screamed and ran away when the shower didn’t seem to cease as they got away fast before any more sprinkles got on them. Some unfortunate enough to have gotten away with their clothes wet and remnants of piss having dripped on their skin and one’s mouth apparently.
To them it was absolutely disgusting and now they were both wet and smelly as the odor became more apparent the more poor Sero kept uncontrollably peeing while he was stuck on the zipline, hand still buried in his crotch in a vain attempt to try and stop it, but he couldn’t.
He sniffled and quietly sobbed as he heard the mix of shouting in disgust and uproarious laughter. The worst part is that he was still going, and more urine kept dripping down his legs and shoes. He whined in disgust with himself as piss overflowed his boxers and flooded his shorts quickly. More urine just kept streaming out and running down his legs in it’s sickening warmth as the piss soaked his socks and filled his shoes as he kept his head down in a vain attempt to hide himself while he sobbed, feeling utterly helpless and mortified beyond all reason because he was still stuck and nobody could help him just get away.
Not only was everyone seeing this, you were seeing this too, and now it was officially the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to him.
“Damn!”
“How much fucking water did he drink…?”
As humiliating as it was, Ashido and Bakugo were almost amazed at how much Sero had apparently been holding in if he was still goin like that. While Kaminari and Kirishima were both blushing heavily in secondhand embarrassment for their very unfortunate friend, because they both knew exactly what that felt like…
“Oh my God…” You on the other hand, were blushing for an entirely different reason even though you felt so embarrassed for Sero too. At the same time, you felt something else that you almost felt disgusted with yourself. There’s no way you found his humiliation… hot did you? No, you refused to let yourself feel that way…
“I-I got it!”
Thankfully, someone had finally showed up though as the zipline started moving again and Sero was finally able to make it to the other side, he kept his head hung low as he sniffled, but then he gasped in horror once he realized that he was no longer in the air. Worse, he was in front of some of the other people who were laughing at him, and his friends…
And he was still going…
With a humiliated sob, he jerked away from the employee who removed the straps off of him, and immediately he threw both hands into his soaked front as piss hissed through his fingers and a small, weak stream poured from between his quaking legs.
“I-I can’t stop…” His voice was so quiet you could barely hear it as he shut his tearful eyes, sniffling and letting out a soft cry as he couldn’t stop the rest of his flow that was splattering on the ground he was standing on and puddling at his feet as thin rivulets ran down his thighs.
“I can’t stop peeing…” He sounded so broken that your heart broke and you teared up a little bit as Sero trembled and kept his head down and wished that something, anything could swallow him up whole or even kill him on the spot right now as he could just hear all the laughter…
“HEY! Shut up! Stop laughing already!” You had never seen Sero so upset like this before, and these assholes weren’t helping as you shouted at them to look away and mind their own business, but then your voice instantly turned gentle when you turned to your friend. “Sero it’s okay…” And you quickly put your hands on his shoulder, making him quietly gasp a little bit when you were helping him… why were you helping him?
It actually made him cry a little bit harder as his stream finally, finally came to a stop as the last trickles dripped into the decent sized puddle underneath him that he couldn't bear to look and see. His bladder was finally empty and the relief did admittedly feel incredible, but that was instantly taken away when he realized just how drenched his shorts, boxers, socks and shoes were with his piss, and on top of that, you witnessed it, his friends witnessed it, and EVERYONE witnessed it…
“I-I… b-b-but… n-no I-I…I-I... I p-p...”
And now he was blubbering and sobbing about it like a little kid as he couldn’t stop crying as more tears streamed down his beetroot cheeks as you hugged him, “It’s okay, it’s okay, calm down now, shh, shh…” You put your arms around him, ignoring the wetness on his front that was surely going to dampen your own clothes but you couldn’t care at all now.
“Look away! Look away right now!”
Ashido angrily shouted at the onlookers, there was no way Sero’s friends weren’t going to abandon him in this time of need, and right now they just needed to get him the hell out of here as you started to gently walk him back down and try to get him out of this amusement park as fast as possible.
“I saw that! Don’t laugh at him! He’s had enough!” Kirishima even made sure to warn anyone that was around them as Ashido and Kaminari helped you shield the distraught and sobbing Sero from any onlooker.
“Stop fucking laughing already! Taking another picture and I’ll kill you!” Even Bakugo was trying to help his friend, and threateningly raised his sparkling palms that struck fear into many of their hearts as they instantly stopped laughing as the squad quickly secured Sero out of here.
“[L/N]! I’ll… see you at school!! And don’t worry! I’ll take the train home!” Tanaka however, had to stay behind since he was still on the other side but he still waved at you when you left to help Sero and the Bakusquad.
As his friends bolted for the exit, you, Kaminari and Ashido had to help drag an emotionally exhausted, ashamed Sero the entire way as he had shut his eyes as he quietly cried. He couldn’t focus on anything other than the disgusting wetness that had saturated his boxers and shorts and felt sticky on his legs as his shoes squelched with every step he took and he felt so gross…
He didn’t even pay attention when you arrived to the car you had drove here in, and he gasped a little bit when you had opened it, and he was going to go in there? While he was wet and covered in piss…?
“Get in.” It was more of a demand than anything and Sero couldn’t help but tremble, “B-But I…”
“Hanta get in… it’s okay, just go on…” You could see how humiliated he was, it was in his glistening eyes as you made sure to make your voice gentler, and he gasped a little bit when he heard you say his name and that alone was enough to compel him to reluctantly get in the car with you as you allowed the others to get in with you.
“I’ll take you all home, just tell me where okay?” The Bakusquad was surprised by such generosity, but there was no way they could turn it down as they nodded and complied.
During the entire ride though, Kaminari, Kirishima and Ashido kept telling Sero kind reassurances, even patting the guy on the back as a means to make him feel better, but he was too humiliated to answer them. They understood though, because they knew that he was really embarrassed…
Kaminari especially knew though, because he knew that he did it in front of the girl he was keen in, a pain he was all too familiar with. But maybe Sero would be lucky like him, given that you helped him escape from the vultures.
He remained optimistic as his friends were taken to their stops and said their goodbyes and thank you’s when they made it home. “Hey dude… don’t worry too much okay…? You’re going to be just fine… she likes you… I know she does…” Kaminari made sure to whisper to his friend before it was his time to get off, patting him heartily on the shoulder as Sero finally looked up and looked at his friend sadly with tears in his eyes as he watched him leave and go in his house.
But then the anxiety came back when he realized that he was alone with you, in your car, and he shivered a little bit now that his wet clothes grew cold with the AC in your car. Fat lot of good staying hydrated did him…
“Sorry.” You saw this though and lowered the AC as a means to make him more comfortable, you felt so bad for him as you couldn’t help but blush brightly when you realized that you were finally alone with him, even though you could very much smell the urine on him you ignored it for his sake. While Sero still didn’t say a word to you, keeping his head down, his eyes glazed over as his cheeks were still heavily flushed in embarrassment. He couldn’t believe he wet himself in public, in front of all those people… in front of you…
This brought a fresh wave of tears to his eyes as they dripped to his cooling shorts and he didn’t even realize that they had stopped. He did perk up and gasp though when the door opened and you had brought your hand out, “Come on Hanta…” You said gently as he stared up at you shyly, almost fearfully as he looked reluctant, his hands were damp and reeked of his piss…
“It’s okay… come on, you need to get out of those clothes, you’re going to catch a cold if you stay in them…” You reasoned with him though when you sensed why he seemed dubious, and Sero whined a little bit as he did take your hands even though it greatly embarrassed him. The first time he held hands with you and his hand was covered with his drying urine.
As you helped him out of your car, his reddened eyes widened as he realized that this wasn’t his house, it had to have been yours as you opened the door with your keys. “I-I… n-no [L/N]… my… my shoes are…” He sniffled as he couldn’t take another step in, “You can take them off inside, it’s okay… what kind of priss do you take me for?” You chuckled lightly in hopes that it’ll lighten the mood but Sero just put his head down shamefully, albeit he was partially relieved that you would be okay with it as his heart sped up when he found himself now standing inside of your house.
He cringed though as soon as he took off his wet shoes and socks off with difficulty, cringing and whining in disgust at the smell, he had no idea how you had put up with that…
“Wait for me.” You said to him as he watched you go upstairs, and he couldn’t stop the nerves making him shake once he realized he was in your house, and he was in your house with piss-soaked shorts and socks…
He felt sick, like he was going to vomit as he tried to steady his breathing and didn’t even notice you coming back down with a fresh pair of clothes for him and a towel. “Here you go. They’re my brother’s but they’re big enough to fit on you. Use whatever you need in my bathroom to clean up okay?” You offered and Sero swallowed down all the nerves as he politely accepted the clothes with a meek ‘thank you’ and you lead him to your bathroom to let him change.
Once he was in, he struggled peeling the disgusting and wet clothes off of him, groaning lightly in disgust at how soaked they were as he stepped into your shower to clean off his lower half, grabbing your body brush that you had and doused it with some hot water. Once that was done he quickly and vigorously scrubbed away every little remnant and dried trail of urine that was on him, and he scrubbed and scrubbed until his skin lightly reddened. It hurt but he wanted to be clean again, and he didn't wanted to be reminded of what just happened even though it already happened and he couldn't stop thinking about it…
And Sero knew he couldn’t do anything about it other than just clean it all away and once all the piss was off of him and he was able to dry himself off with the soft towel you had given him, finally he could put on the new clothes. It actually felt really nice to be in dry, clean clothes again, even if they weren’t his, but then he stared at his wet clothes in shame… he wanted to toss them away but he knew he couldn’t. So he could only put them in a plastic bag you had given him.
It took a lot of willpower, but he finally exited the bathroom, he didn’t see you anywhere but it didn’t ease the humiliation and shame weighing down on him as he sucked in a breath, trying his hardest not to cry again. But then he gasped a bit as soon as he felt arms come around him.
“Hanta… it’s okay… really… please… it hurts to see you so sad…” You hugged him tightly when you saw his tears, and yet this just made him start crying again, “I… but… [Y/N]…! I pissed myself in public! I-I pissed on a z-zipline! I-I-I pissed on all those people…! I-I... I pissed... I-I pissed on... p-people...! Everyone saw it! M-My friends saw it! A-And… y-you… y-you saw it!” Sero kind of shouted, his voice cracking as he finally broke down and sobbed loudly, wishing that today never even happened and wishing that he could just disappear and never be seen again. People were going to post pictures about him… he knew they were…
As he cried you gently placed his head into your shoulder to let him cry it all out, “Shhh… you’re okay now… you’re okay… I’ve got you… Hanta I’ve got you…” You knew he was extremely upset, so you just kept whispering to him that it would be all right, that everything was okay right now as you let your friend cry his heart out as his arms slowly pulled you into a tight hug as he sought comfort in your warm embrace.
“I… I don’t… w-why are you even hugging me…? Aren’t you disgusted by me…?” Sero sniffled as he tried to control his breathing, feeling like a giant baby for crying so much about this, and in front of you again. God he couldn’t stop embarrassing himself in front of you couldn’t he?
He couldn’t see you blushing, but you decided that it was time to just come out with it, “Because I like you Hanta… I really… really like you…” You admitted and you felt Sero nearly jump in your arms as he gasped aloud and stopped crying because he was so shocked.
“H-Huh…? W-Wait… w-what…?” Did he hear you right? There’s no way…
And you pulled away, rolling your eyes as your blush darkened as you leaned in to give him a kiss on the forehead and he gasped again loudly as his cheeks turned a darker shade of red. “I LIKE you Sero Hanta… I’m in love with you. I’ve been in love with you since we were kids… and I don’t care if you pissed yourself, I don’t even care if you pissed on all those jerks, I am in LOVE with you…” You emphasized it all despite your burning cheeks as you shyly looked away as Sero looked very shocked, surprised and at a loss for words…
He knew you wouldn’t lie to him, but he just couldn’t believe it… you really did like him back…
“[Y/N]…” He was still beyond humiliated, but hearing you say all of that actually made him feel a little bit better. You didn’t care that he peed himself? That had to have meant you really did like him…
“I… wow I… like you too… that’s why… I was… so embarrassed… I… meant what I said, I want to catch up with you… and it’s because I like you… I always have too… I just… didn’t realize it til today…” Sero bashfully admitted, finally as he listened to Kaminari’s advice by just confessing despite the nerves making him shake again.
And your own eyes went wide as you gasped, a giant smile coming to your lips as you squealed and you hugged him yet again, and Sero couldn’t help but tearfully hugged you back. He could feel the joy radiating from you as you let out a giggle and he couldn’t help but giggle with you, no doubt it was thanks to your quirk. But he was glad for it because he didn’t want to feel ashamed anymore, he just told the girl he likes that he likes her!
“I’m glad… so glad…” You timidly admitted with a shy smile and finally, Sero gave you his famous grin, this time genuinely happy like he always was despite the lingering shyness. “Me too… seriously… I… was really worried for a minute there…” He laughed nervously as you rolled your eyes again and kissed him on the cheek, making him blush yet again.
“You don’t have to be with me Hanta… now… come on… let’s just hang out… catch up… together, we can even watch TV together…” You gently offered with a big smile, and Sero instantly smiled right back at you, the humiliation slowly slipping away from him as he felt happy again.
“I’m totally down with that [Y/N]…” He said with a more chipper voice than normal as you grinned and led him over to your couch so the two of you could enjoy some TV together. You couldn’t help but rest your head on his shoulder as Sero warmly blushed, but he couldn’t stop smiling as he looked at you shyly. Boldly, he leaned in to give you a kiss on your forehead, and you gasped and blushed darkly upon being kissed by your crush… boyfriend? Yeah… he was so your boyfriend… and you were so his girlfriend now…
“Thanks for today [Y/N]…” He thanked you with a soft, warm tone as he put his arm around you in a soft, affectionate hug, and you cheeks were red as you lovingly hugged him, “You’re welcome Han’…” You said softly as Sero happily sighed in content and relief as the two of you sat together and just talked and laughed at the amusing shows on your TV. He didn’t stop smiling with you, and his smile grew when he looked all the messages on his phone, all from Kaminari, Kirishima, Ashido and Bakugo, they all told him things like
‘Fuck those Assholes’
‘Don’t worry about it dude’
‘We’ve got your back!’
‘You’re okay now!’.
Sero nearly teared up again as his smile warmed at how supportive and awesome his friends were, and how loving you were as you snuggled up to him.
He guessed he wasn’t so unlucky after all.
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