#Pretty tasty ngl

[clownsuu]

how do you feel about bread?

[skitskatdacat63]

2010 Bahrain Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso

[perelka-l]

Been one of those days...

(is Imogen Heap's "Have You Got It In You" a Kieran song? Hell yeah.)

[kelin-is-writing]

i got a wholesome idea for once lmao

you accidentally catch dabi going through the snacks you have at your place and notice that he seems to have a sweet tooth but he's picky ofc like he is with all other types of food xD

so you start a little experiment by placing different kinds of sweets around your home to see which ones he likes

once you figure out his preferences you make sure to always have his favourites available for him and sometimes even go as far as hiding them in the pockets of his coat hehe

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THIS. IS. SO. FREAKING. CUTE??????

no because, imagine dabi’s confused expression everytime he finds a new kind of snack in the cabinets, onto the counter in the kitchen or the table.

he would be tilting his head and blink a few times towards them before taking whatever that is because— who’s he to refuse free snacks?

that being said, his favorite snacks in my opinion would be:

from this type of “pocketable”, especially the last one 😋

while from the “non-pocketable” category, like— snacks that can’t be carried around easily for someone who fights a lot, it would be these:

dabi doesn’t really mind salty snacks, but he definitely has a sweet-tooth so sweet things are the ones he likes the most 🥲

he would be super happy whenever you guys eat namagashi for the simple fact that dabi loves seeing the cute shapes you make with them; when you make ones looking like the two of you, that’s when the villain falls head over heels for you and your endearness all over again, even more!!!

[randomartist345]

[pelipper]

bitches will put some butter on a toasted bagel and call it "girl dinner." (it's me, i'm bitches)

[crehador]

bday sushi and matcha treats!

[bram-st0ner]

My hungry ass could never be a surgeon frfr on God.

[awkwardgaydude]

My dinner today was prosciutto and mozzarella panini with pesto

[bullsandthebones]

I fucks wit water man, water tastes so damn good

I am dehydrated and I haven't had good water in a while, I feel like a man lost in the desert who has come across a small body of water

[brilliantreddstella]

This was my lunch for the work day. I made it on Monday, but got very sick and couldn't eat it then so I put it in my fridge. I wish I had some baby carrots 🥕

[lo-carb]

Not only is feeding a sourdough starter a neat little process, but you can make a rad ass batch of pancakes from what you discard of the starter itself. Incredible

[freesomebodybyluna]

hello besties reporting back to inform y'all that my gualmar trip was successfully but thrifting is canceled bc I'm about to faint 🤪

[yan-lorkai]

Hi!! Can I say I love your writing and how you write Alucard from hellsing sm?? He is 100% a yandere!!❤❤❤ If requests are open can I get some Alucard x a female reader with short hair? 👀 Like imagining her having to wear scarves or high necks to cover her neck from him,,, and how it's easy to cuddle and stuff,,, Thank you sm 👉👈💞

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ A/N: Vejssks thank you, I'm glad you like the way I write him. I was a little unsure if I captured his personality when I started to take requests for him ngl. This is so sweet and he is silly little guy, I hope you enjoy this!

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ He loves your short hair, whether it's straight, wavy or curly, and he loves playing with the strands, twirling them around his fingers, tugging gently when your attention isn't on him. Sometimes he is like a cat trying to get your attention. And when you don't give it to him? He nibbles and sucks at your neck, not caring about any marks he might leave.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ In fact, he feels smug at every little mark that taints your skin and doesn't care how much you beg him not to do it. It's just so beautiful on you? He can't help, plus he love the taste of your blood when he bite a little too hard, so warm and tasty, he can't resist. Though you do have to remember him not to suck too much blood or you'll be lightheaded and tired for the rest of the day. Well, He likes it when this happens as he can convince you to drop whatever you're doing and come cuddle him instead.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ Speaking of cuddle, Alucard loves to hide his face on your neck when you two are cuddling, simply because it's warm and cozy. Again, he is literally a cat in disguise, always so adamant to be on your space - well, not that you are complaining. He can be pretty sweet when he wants to be.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ Laughs whenever he sees you wearing turtleneck shirts and scarves to hide his marks but let's you keep it on if you too conscious about it. Though he doesn't thought too much of it. It's not a hickey. So why do you feel the need to hide his beautiful marks on your beautiful neck? He may never figure this out.

[onskepa]

Hey! How about neteyam x human reader? Back on earth, she had been working at a circus and knows lots of tricks. May she show him some?

Ngl it reminded me of the Amazing Digital Circus. BUT! I will stray from that! So I used black butler for reference and other circus stuff to get the idea. So I hope you enjoy this one~!!

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Ko'on

Na’vi are flexible by nature. Running, swinging, swimming, doing so many activities that make their bodies lean and very strong. Broken bones or an injured body part is bound to happen. Neteyam knows this, he has fair share of getting hurt, being scrapped and on close calls breaking bones. 

However, what neteyam can't wrap his mind around is how boneless the humans can be. How flexible they looks, as if their skin is made of rubber or some material that can move freely. 

Best example he can put is his good friend ko’on. She can move in such strange ways that neteyam would believe she has no bones. Bending completely backwards, forwards, or walking around with just her hands. Better yet, do archery with her feet! Ko’on would give brief explanations of how she was able to do such things. But never a full blown explanation or proper reason for how she can be so…movable.

“Hm, this is pretty good actually,” Ko'on comments as she happily eats some dried meat. Neteyam was sitting across from her, staring down in worry and being slightly weirded out. Ko’on notices his stare and looks up at him, “what? Do I have something on my face?” she asks. 

“Does it hurt?” he asks. 

Ko’on looks to her left and right, shrugging, “what hurts?” 

“Ko’on, you have both of your feet beside your head while bending backwards completely. How does that not hurt?” he wonders. 

“Ooohh, well it is the same as you hanging upside down, it's normal. Nothing hurts” ko’on answers simply as she takes another bite of her little snack. “Wow, looks like i'm going to ask your mom to make more of these tasty treats-”

“Forget the meat for one second and tell me how that works. Do you even have bones??” neteyams interrupts ko’on. She rolls her eyes and sits up normally. “I do have bones. I am just flexible from all my years of being a performer back on Earth”. 

“A performer?” he repeats. The girl nods, her mind swinging into nostalgic mode. 

“Yuppers, I used to be in a circus” 

“What is a circus?” Neteyam asks after a couple minutes of silence. He and ko’on were taking their time walking around in the forest, him walking calmly as his friend jumps and makes some neat tricks on the branches and vines.

“A circus is a wonderful and even magical place. With a big massive tent that can hold hundreds of people! There is a ringleader, the host and team player. Then you got the stuntmans, the silly clowns and dare devils! There was a whole team of amazing performers”

Neteyam listens happily as ko’on goes on of her time at the circus. And from how she describes, it seemed to be a fun place where everyone was able to enjoy themselves. Perhaps that would be something his family would enjoyed.

And seeing ko’on go on, smile as she explains what roles and shows they had, neteyam wouldn't mind hearing her all day.

“So, what was your role in the circus?” he asks. Ko’on smiles widely, spreading out her arms almost like in a T-pose. “My role was the acrobatic performer. I could jump, lift, swing in tight ropes, walk in thin ones, and almost fly high! And my flexibility made me light as a feather” ko’on said with such enthusiasm.

Neteyam couldn't help but chuckle a bit, “well, if you are as amazing as you say. Perhaps you can show me a few tricks?”. His friend looks down at him, tilting her head a bit, “you want to learn to be flexible?” she asks. Neteyam nods, “as much as I can be”

 “You make it look so easy…….!!” neteyam stumbles on himself, falling down from trying to copy ko’on. The girl in question giggles as she sits with her legs over her shoulder and walking around with her hands. “I think its your tail, might be in the way of not properly balancing yourself”. 

Both straight up from the failed position practice. Dusting himself off, neteyam wasn't ready to give up. “Is there anything that doesn't have my tail in the way?” he asks, and immediately ko’on nods. “Yuppers! Balancing on a thin rope, or since we are outside, the vines. Your tail might help you alot in this”. 

Ko’on takes the lead in demonstrating him as she easily stands still on one of the nearby vines. “The key is mental control. Try not to think you will fall over cause then you will. Be calm, be in the moment, be in the zen mode and it will be easy”. 

‘Well easy for her to say’ neteyam thought. Seeing ko’on walking around on the vines was amazing truly, but neteyam felt like he might die if he takes one wrong move. 

“Also dont sway-DONT SWAY!!” 

Too late, neteyam swayed too much on the right that he fell. Luckily the fall wasnt that high. He grunted as he landed on the groun, hissing a bit at the pain from landing on his side. Ko’on jumps down with grace and goes over to him. Bending down to examine him, she suggests “how about a break?” 

He nods to that. 

Eclipse was reaching soon so the two take their sweet time making it back home. 

“Hey, maybe with some stretches and other stuff, you might be able to pull it off. I was going a bit hard on you "Ko'on says, breaking their silence. Neteyam nods to that, but remembers something. 

“The circus…is it still a thing on Earth. When you talk about it, you say it with a bit of sadness” he points out. Ko’on nods, a sad smile matching the mood of her eyes. 

“Unfortunately, circuses is not the same. Heck, when I was in it, it was nothing like how it was 100 or 200 hundred years ago. The circus had different kinds of animals. Wild and exotic animals. But as years go by, those animals would stop being shown…and they would be extinct..” 

“So what happened? No more animals..? 

“In a way, yes. But holographic animals. Its not the same, and before I left, they wanted to change the circus forever. More than usually and I hated it” ko’on says with anger growing in her voice. Neteyam blinks a bit, wondering. 

“Changed it? How?” 

“Getting rid of actual performers and stunts, all what makes a circus, gone! And to replace it with the oh so “The amazing digital circus!” ko’on says in a rather mocking tone. Neteyam contained his inner laughter. Not wanting ko’on to see it. 

“And the ring leader isn't even a real ring leader! Just a talking gummy jaw with floating eyes and a weird ass bubble assistant!” 

Im sorry, I had to put it in. But that was a goody! Hope you like it! I might come back to fix it cause im writing it while being half asleep. So, until next time! See ya!

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ko'on = Ring, oval shape, closed ring

[cybersp4c3]

(Since You Demand for it, I can let you See my fantasies with that little cock-drunk.)

It is no Surprising. Indeed, You Knew since the Start. Scara Would Take Pictures of You, Most of the time No Consent. The Pictures of you are either Innocent or straight out of Porn shit. He Thought you never know, but you're not that Stupid cringy oblivious Y/n lol

Somehow, You Just Let him do his shit. You already know about his Stalking and his weird Obsession with you. Of course, You were creeped out at first, but slowly got used to it knowing that he would Never land a Harm on you.

Ngl you thought he Looked Breedable and Tasty.

Next Day, He came back to work. And he was Wearing a very Slutty Clothes. You had slight trouble Focusing on your Work. And Scara would Smirking Sluttily, Proud that he made you Flustered with his Body.

Later That night, Scara In his Bed. His Pretty Fingers Fucking out and in his Wet Pussy. His other Hand Grasping the Picture of you Masturbating (You Alone in your Bedroom, Jerking Your Long and Thick Dick, Moaning And sweating, unknown to Scara taking Picture of you from outside of the Window).

Scara's Small Body Trembling with Pleasure, Still Fingering his Insatiable Pussy. Staring at your Face and dick in the picture, He Moaned Loudly, Body Jolted as Hot amount of Squirt Spurted out of his Cunt, staining his bedsheets but he doesn't give a Fuck.

"AGGGHHhh~~.... ♡"

- 🦋

Since you’ve caught onto his stalking. Try to catch him in the act!

It was really easy for you to do it because he’s stupid and thinking with his pussy

Grab him and fuck his pussy!!! Make him regret being such a Horny bitch

Never give him a break,,, at work, fuck him in the bathrooms, make him sit in your lap and ride you!! Make him stay under your desk sucking you off

He’s yours