#Princess doesn't look all that concerned tbh

[paisleywraith]

A kidnapping! How dreadful!

[yourfavpasifikacreator]

✨~{Starstruck}~✨

Clarisse la rue x edaughter of nyx!fem!reader

⚠️ warning ⚠️: fluff it doesn't make sense tbh short ig

Summary: the reader gets claimed by nyx.

Author note: guys I was trying to re-up the last one I finished but it didn't work so just read this one sorry it's so short

You were completely out of it today everything was just too loud you couldn't find peace every time today was capture the flag and you were tripped by the blue team a you fell straight backwards on your back but luckily clarisse helped you up you smiled at the thought of her you couldn't think of anyone as perfect and brave as her she's a brave a strong fighter in fighting a her beautiful curly hair a her smile you think you'd faint just thinking of her to be honest you can't get her out of your head gosh you thought but then after capture the flag some random bully jokingly pushed you over and laughed walking away a you decided you had enough of people being a bitch towards you the bully that tripped you over you used a cup of a pour it all on his head with your powers passed on from your mother to you a you got up a pushed him over a whispered to him "you know what the stars told me about your sad pathetic life? They told me your gonna die soon" he looked embarrassed what pathetic loser you thought to yourself but little did you know clarisse was watching you but then everyone stared at you in silence but they weren't looking at you they were looking up you kinda felt overwhelmed you looked up clarisse looked up shocked nyx she was one of primordial goddess Zeus was afraid of you ran away from everyone because you felt anxiety under all the pressure of eyes on you and you ran away into the forest.

A few hours later you heard someone try to touch your shoulder and you quickly grabbed them and put both of their hands together behind their back you were shocked by your fast reflexes but you were even more shocked to see clarisse? What was she doing in the forest you asked yourself "quick reflexes night princess." she said to you "yeah, so what are you doing here clarisse?, you must be here to pick on me or something, just go away.." you said in an upsetting tone clarisse sighed "look, princess I'm not here to tease or bully you I just came to you know?.. check in on you it seemed like rough subject you know?.." you stared at her smiling at how cute she sounded "mmm, yeah but I have a better idea do you have time tonight?.." she seemed like she was thinking "yeah I do actually-" you smiled that was enough to cheer you up to be honest "meet me here under this tree tonight okay?." You smiled walking away.

You went under the tree and put a mat under for you two and you sat there stargazing feeling the moonlight hit your soft silk skin and then you heard some running once again it was clarisse she sat next to you smiling "sorry, I'm late princess-" she said "don't worry, about it" you said looking at her she was so pretty her hair in twist it was so beautiful and her smiling the moonlight hit her face in such a beautiful way "hey, y/n so I have something I need to get this off my chest.." you looked at curious a concerned "what happened?, are you okay?.." clarisse said smiling awkwardly "I really like you y/n." You sat there in silence before saying "I actually like you too, clarisse" .

I was inspired some writers but I don't know their user.

[4-linz]

Oops

Pairing: wooyoung x y/n

Genre: fluff, chaotic fluff lol

Warnings: some cursing(I gotta stay minimal with it tho bc I write these on my school comp 😭) , wooyoung is kinda panicking lol, wooyoung is called an attention whore but in a good way pls dont hate me 😭 ,reader is called ning like 3 times , grammar might not be correct I'm tired lol, I think that's it

Summary: wooyoung is confused on how you got into his heart, he never told anyone about his mental list he made, not even san so that should say something, so how did you do it? Was its on purpose to mess with him? Or on accident

Wc. 1.69k

A/n I wanted to write and I had just reread @yuyusuyu princess chronicles and I wanted to do something similar with wooyoung :) pls I'm dieing I h8 using ppls ideas but I'm in writers block and I need to write rn 😭 so creds to @yuyusuyu for the idea lol I hope this is good cuz I luv her work and I don't wanna ruin her reputation lol I also have a feeling this is gonna be a short fic bc again I'm in writers block and that's all i can take rn lolz

Wooyoung never thought he could find a relationship that was near the thing he and san had going on (even san doesnt know whats happening tbh), but here we are, you slowly winning over his heart. How? He doesn't know. He has a very very very very very- i can keep going but what i mean is he has a very secret procedure that even san doesnt know about, but it's a way you can take over his love life, so you somehow slowly completing the 5 steps was very concerning.

Step 1. Treat him like royalty

Well you don't have to bow down and worship him but you just have to treat him him like the mona lisa, praise him- and maybe worship him, he likes to be praised and feel noticed-attention whore is his middle name after all- so when you walk into the room with him and everyone else and you notice him first and COMPLIMENT HIM AND ONLY HIM?!?! He was feeling a little lightheaded, “ oh hi woo! I like your hair, it looks different! In a good way of course-” you said slightly rambling at the end “ oh- um yea… i um-” he stumbled out “ i uh WASHED IT, yea, yea i washed it." He said trying to redeem himself and act cool because seonghwa was looking at him weird. “ for once you washed it” san said scoffing, without him knowing- or did he? San had saved him from an awkward situation “HEY i do wash my hair thank you very much” he said huffing, pouting but quickly opening his eyes when he heard you laugh.

Step 2. Find him funny

(or just try to laugh at his ridiculous jokes)

The sound of your laughter filled his dorm, san had left to go out with Seonghwa, leaving him alone and so of course he invited you just so he could hang out with his now crush for a movie night!! Why else would he invite you over…?He found himself in a trance listening to your laughs, they sounded like music to his ears, literally he was listening to the rhythm in your laughs and thought they sounded so much like you, the beat matched your personality. ‘ wooyoung stop that's weird, and nothing like you.’ he said when he came out of his little bubble when ever he heard your voice tinted with worry as your friend was looking at you with an unreadable expression on his face and was very silent, which was very concerning given its wooyoung. The look of worry on your face made his heart flutter, where you really worried for him…? ‘ shit im fucked’ he thought

Stept 3. Worry/care for him

“ wooyoung? Are you in there?” your voice sounding small compared to the yelp wooyoung let out upon hearing your voice in his dorm.” OW SHIT, ning is that you?!” he yelped, he had hurt his leg and couldn't attend practice, him not being there worried you given he had always been there, so you went to his dorm. “Woo what were you thinking laying on the edge of the couch,be careful you could hurt yourself more if you do that?!” You said scolding him lightly,the worry in your face very clear,” you didn't hurt yourself more did you?, here let me get you some food so you don't have to walk.” wooyoung hoped you didn't notice the slight blush on his face when you lifted his chin forcefully checking to see if he hurt his face during the fall. “ Goddammit, step 3 , 2 more to go and I'm done for..” he mumbled “ did you say something?” you said, peaking your head out of the other room. “ OH-UM-NO '' he quickly said, hoping you don't suspect anything and hoping you truly had not heard anything he said.

Step 4. Being rough with him.

(do i really ahve to explain?)

Wooyoung's heart fluttered when you cupped his face and moved it left to right to see if he had hurt his face, he had fallen trying to learn how to skate. He had failed horribly but that's not what mattered right now, what mattered was you were holding his face. “ Wooyoung, I told you, you have to be more careful” you said with a slight pout, worried about your best friend. You had to put your whole body strength into helping him up because he was so zoned out all his body weight was on the floor. But the words that snapped him out of his little trance were enough to heal him right then and there “ when we get home do you wanna cuddle and watch a movie?”

Step 5. Physical affection.

“Ninggg hurry up and bring the popcorn” wooyoung shouted, he had been alone in his and sans dorn because apparently san couldn't deal with wooyoung's ramblings about you so he left with seonghwa, of well at least that means he can invite you over more right? Wrong, this is the first time in weeks he's invited you over because he couldn't muster up the courage to ask you.” I'm right here..?” you said laughing when he turned around and saw you, his eyes widened in amazement on how you could find that much popcorn in his house, where it came from? No idea he's been trying to find popcorn for a month and has found none so how did you find some? No clue, but he didn't really care as his heart picked up when you sat very close to him. Very close.and his heart picked up even more realizing you two were watching a scary movie. He could be your knight in shining armor and hold you close when you got scared. Well you ended up holding him like he's a baby but that didn't matter to him even though he's going to be very embarrassed later. What mattered right now to him was trying to calm his heart, from the jumpscares and the fact that you two were there cuddling?! Mostly the first option , but hey those things were scary, don't judge>:(

Another time he found himself in this situation was on his birthday, wooyoung and you tangled up in each other limbs, the others where getting the place ready so of course you offered to keep him busy while the others fixed up the dorm for him, so you invited him over, which he couldn't say no to you. He was laying on you the couch and you were running your hands through his hair, which in hindsight helped him alot with what he was going to ask you. You had single handedly finished all 5 steps without knowing? Or maybe you did know? He doesn't know but he needs to ask you about it. It's been eating him alive for the past week. He knows he shouldn't ask on his birthday because what if you say no? But he couldn't wait because, what if you say yes? No birthday present could top that. Here he goes, his heart racing he manages to strangle out a “ hey ning…? “ ew he thought, why did it sound like that, he was cringing until he heard you say back “ yes? Did you need something?” you smiling down at him calmed him down a lot more than he thought “ can i ask you something?” he took a deep breath “ of course, anything woo” you laid your phone down to put all attention on him, still playing with his hair. “ i um- do you um “ he stuttered “ dammit” he said sitting up “ is there something wrong wooyoung?” concern filling your face “ i like you. Like I ‘like like’ you.” he said getting it out there, but before you could say anything he continued “ and i was wondering if you wanted to go out with me sometime…?” he couldn't look you in the face because he felt like he would explode. For real he was holding his breath for so long he felt like he was going to burst. “ woo i-” you giggled and he turned around ready to be faced with rejection. “ of course i will” you cupped his face and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. He looked like a lost puppy, eyes wide and frozen in shock “ wait you- you like me to?” ugh he sounded like a 2nd grader finding out their crush likes them back. “ Of course I do woo, who wouldn't love you?” you giggled at the end. Just as wooyoung went to speak he got interrupted by your phone going off saying it was time to bring him back to the dorm for his surprise.

Hwa: hey were done over here if you wanna bring him back

You: okay! But warn san if he's coming back to stay with wooyoung lol

Hwa: oh good lord

Smiling at yourself you took him by the hand and told him you two where going back to his dorm for something.Lets just say he went back to the dorm holding your hand and he was the happiest birthday boy in the world. But wooyoung had one more question before he went back to the dorm "wait so did you know about the list or not?" He questioned you "what list?" You questioned back "wait so your telling me you completed a whole goddammit list without knowing it ever even existed?!" He squealed out "Oops" you shrugged and laughed

[fideidefenswhore]

Mary I was really delusional about Elizabeth's paternity. She would tell anybody who would listen that Elizabeth looked like Mark Smeaton, when Elizabeth looked almost like a carbon copy of her father,

I wouldn't say she was delusional, but rather that insisting to herself and others that Elizabeth wasn't really her sister was Mary's way of compartmentalizing.

According to Lancelot de Carles, despite the adultery allegations (might this have been after she was informed that the alleged dates in question began in October 1533? If so, she was far less credulous than Chapuys, who seemed to have used this information to conclude Elizabeth was going to be declared 'the daughter of Norris', the first man accused in the consecutive list of dates, and had to quickly retract this claim), Mary in 1536 actually expressed no doubt whatsoever that Elizabeth was truly her sister:

"'And, since her daughter is the king's, I promise That, to the best of my ability, she should never want for anything.'" The story of the death of Anne Boleyn : a poem by Lancelot de Carle, JoAnn DellaNeva (Translator, Editor, Writer of added commentary)

This was a common refrain for Mary in the 1530s, she told the Duke of Norfolk in 1533, also, something similar:

True, if the King, her father, acknowledged [Elizabeth] as his daughter, just as he called the duke of Richmont his son, she could treat the latter as brother, and her as sister, but in nowise as princess 

And later, in her letter to Cromwell in 1536:

concerning the Princess (so, I think, I must call her yet, for I would be loth to offend), I offered at her entry to that name and honor to call her sister, but it was refused unless I would also add the other title unto it; which I denied not then more obstinately than I am now sorry for it, for that I did therein offend my most gracious father and his just laws; and now that you think it meet, I shall never call her by other name than sister."

And then we arrive to the 1550s, which is when Mary was reported to have claimed that Elizabeth was, in fact, not her sister at all (not just by Jane Dormer much later, but by Philip II's confessor at the time). Generally the argument presented for this was that she simply didn't want Elizabeth to be heir due to her religion, but I find that reductive. This was definitely an element, but once it's set into relief and context, I believe she came to claim that Elizabeth wasn't her sister because, if she wasn't her sister, she didn't owe her honour and respect, and thus had no moral imperative or obligation to treat her well.

I really liked Becoming Elizabeth's portrayal of Mary's sibling relationships, but my reaction was not quite the fandom reaction (if you can even call Tumblr that...tbh, it's so small and insular that I almost feel a show doesn't really have a fandom until it's hugely active on Twitter or TikTok, largely because I feel had BE been when the episodes were coming out, it would have been renewed). I don't really get misty-eyed over Mary's relationships with her siblings. She had affection for Edward and Elizabeth, but underneath that affection was always her belief that she was innately superior to them. Granted, I don't believe Mary was like, this merciless bully towards her younger siblings...especially because that belief went both ways (it's clear from his letters and diary entries that Edward VI also believed himself innately superior to Mary, and the subtext of the Micheli report was that not only did Elizabeth not consider herself inferior to Mary, she considered herself superior to her). Tl; dr I'm not sentimental over these relationships, but I find them, in all their dynamics and facets, quite fascinating.

[liliallowed]

What if the shifting mound (princess) and dust sans met or switched places. All I think about is them.

tbh I head canon dust as more of a long quiet and the chaotic/destructive nature of the player as the shifting mound bit yeah it does also feel funny to swap dust next to the princess in the worlds!

first of all... the script would break. obviously. and maybe dust somehow ending up in that world actually breaches the constructs design if either player or dust interfere cuz the two sleeping gods are not supposed to have any visitors.

if the princess and Bird boi end up in the Undertale universe? that'll be more likely. since aus tend to be more lenient with outcodes than a literal god prison.

the meeting circumstances aside, when faced with the choice to save the world and kill an unknown entity, dust ironically... couldn't care less!

if it's not his world? so what? he doesn't care for the humans that'll die. and he's no savior. let it die! he'd turn around and walk away... only to end up back at the road to the cabin.

it's going to trigger him. and it WILL TRIGGER his reset phobia BADLY.

"fine. if this place INSISTS? he'll just get it overwith and then leave."

he won't do it for the world but he WILL do it if he feels trapped.

once confronted with the "princess" he gets a sense of sick familiarity from her. not HER personally but her KIND. like being faced with a powerful being veiled in a weakened shell and a humanlike vessel.

not

another

fucking

anomaly

he's going to bash his head against the wall with an annoyed groan. he's also probably going to stab the talkative crow that follows him around and kill him on the spot.

(rip narrator)

then he's going to ask what she wants, and how this world works and HOW MANY TIMES they've already had this conversation before. he won't bring the blade, he has plenty of weapons to work with. (and the knife brings bad memories.)

the princess would first think he's a grim reaper or something... them she'd question his sanity...

oddly enough? it doesn't FEEL like he's lying and it FEELS like something is familiar but not him. not her other half. not her... missing parts? something outside of the construct. her mortal vessel would be concerned, a bit scared and maybe even get a bit aggressive and defensive... but he doesn't KILL her. he can pin her down and interrogate but he WON'T kill her because he fears it'll end up resetting.

the shifting mound itself would be EXTREMELY intrigued... and probably instantly just take him away to ask stuff curiously about the outside or if he knows how to get out. she'd ask for so many new possib- /STAB/

yeaaaah no. he's dealt with time bending people before and he ain't afraid to collapse the entire world for the sake of pissing them off. if he has to use the ol, special attack of literally doing nothing to bore the anomaly to death? so be it!

she'd see the contrarian ego and the stubborn ego in him, but also the broken ego from quiet and parts of her own other vessels.

so familiar yet so completely different. this vessel was sharpened like a fine blade to fight. yet damaged in the process.

refining iron again and again till something broke. something dud this to him on purpose. it wasn't an accident.

she knows that feeling through her adversary vessel but doesn't relate to it deeply. she can't understand it from a mortals perspective. because to her all that pain is simply just an experience or a fleeting dream.

it's not real. nor will it ever be. she's a god. she wouldn't know.

also she'd probably try looking where the hell her husband/mortal enemy vanished to.

she's not sure if she can direct her branches to open a path to dusts universe since it's not just hopping timelines or multiverses.

it's hopping entire DIMENSIONS. two completely different stories.

meanwhile:

player: YOU SUCK AT THIS YOU NERDASS BIRD!

quiet(stubborn):SHUT THE FK UP YOU EIGHT GRADE SYNDROME LOSER WITH A GOD COMPLEX I WILL KICK YOUR ASS EVEN WITHOUT MY GOD POWERS

player: COME AT ME BICH I ALWAYS COME BACK!

quiet: I WILL ALWAYS COME TO BARGAIN!

player: YOUR LV ISN'T EVEN ABOVE FIVE YOU WHIMP!

quiet: WTF IS LV!? (*angry bird noises*)

[the two immortal anomalies get along well]

[adrianasunderworld]

Hello! About your TWST cast being romantic partners the Disney Princesses, I'm so in love with that idea and I'm already onboard with it! In fact, I already have ships of my own concerning their respective stories. This is kind of long, so I apologize.

So first off, I love the idea of Riddle x Alice. (I know Alice isn't exactly a Disney Princess, but still...) Sure, she may have some issues with the rules of the Queen of Hearts, thinking of them as plain pointless and whatnot like Ace does, and Riddle would argue with her a lot, but they say that opposites attract.

Alice would grow more curious about Riddle and the way he does things and try to get to know him better while Riddle, in turn, would be charmed by her cute looks, kindness and politeness. Plus, they're both too curious for their own good, so they would click after some time together.

Next, we have Leona x Belle. Belle, as you say, is super nice and sweet, but doesn't hesitate to call anyone out on their BS. There would be a lot of banter between them at first, but after some time getting to know one another, Leona would let the walls around his heart crumble every time he's near Belle and trust her with his secrets. I think that ship is sweet and lovely.

Now, about Azul x Ariel. I ship those two so hard. I think their relationship would be a "enemies to friends to lovers" trope. Azul, being the crafty businessman that he is, will try to sweet-talk Ariel into signing a contract with him as a lounge singer since she's got a beautiful voice and all, so their relationship would be quite rocky from the start.

But once Ariel learns of Azul's past, and how he works hard to better himself, she would be very empathetic towards him and convince him as a friend that some things in life don't require a price. The more they get to know each other and befriend each other, the more Azul would start to trust her more and fall in love with her. He'd even be comfortable enough to show her his octopus form and swim with her together in the Coral Sea. Again, like I said, opposites attract.

Now, with Jasmine, I'd ship her with Jamil. Jasmine may be pretty, sassy and energetic, but unlike Kalim, she's also down to earth and hardworking. If she was Jamil's girlfriend, she'd try to make things easier for him by helping him out with his duties and respecting his wishes of wanting to be free. Jamil would totally love her for that.

And Jasmine, in return, would love Jamil and his skills and talents, even his flaws. She would see him as more than just a servant to the Al-Asims, and a student. She would see him as himself: Jamil Viper. There's a saying I learned: "If you don't accept one of us, you accept none of us." Love every single bit of that person, even their flaws. (And whenever there's a bug nearby, she'd happily remove the bug for him, unless she herself is afraid of bugs, too.😛)

For Vil, I 100% ship him with Snow White. Vil, of course, would start off disliking Snow White for being prettier than him. And Snow White, being the sweet, kind little dove she is, would try to befriend him through patient understanding, words of encouragement and little gifts of friendship. Over time, Vil would fall for her charms and any feeling of resentment he had towards her would disappear and feelings of affection would take place.

I also ship Idia with Megara and Malleus with Aurora. Those are just my opinions. Your opinions are great too. I also have a story on Wattpad where these ships take place. It's called: "Twisted Wonderland: Crystal Hearts." I'm sure you'll love it! Enjoy!

These are all great tbh. Honestly there's just a lot of fun in shipping the princess with the variant of her villain counterpart, or the closest thing to her male counterpart. It's part of why I ship Leona and Belle lol. Partly because they're my personal favorites, so obviously they should kiss. But also putting Belle with the residents "beast" prince feels only natural. I refuse to believe she does not have a type. lol.

With Jasmine and Jamil, you can play around with Jamil maybe liking her but not acting on it. Or the fact that before the events of Aladdin, Jasmine had never left the palace walls, and now she's in this situation that is the exact opposite. And because the Scarabia duo feels so familiar to her, she relies on them to help learn about this world. Maybe Jamil respects her, because despite obviously being out of her element, Jasmine is willing to learn and picks things up very fast, so Jamil doesn't have to babysit her. And of course, it has to be said. The Overblot, we can have the Jasmine kisses Jafar scene to distract him, but this time with someone age appropriate that she actually likes.

But yeah, there's a lot of fun combinations to be had here. So much potential.

[no-mercy-bby]

may i request and eddie munson blurb where reader is the class president or sumn and eddie being absolutely smitten for her🙈 idk i just like the idea of him being the no. 1 supporter of his girlboss gf

Oooh, Naylo, you are so right! He'd be so in love tbh

[Light anxiety, possibly ooc Eddie, tooth rotting fluff, also I imagine Eddie is like 6 foot five- hope this helps]

M'Lady

As class president, it was your duty to represent the entirety of the senior student body. It was also your duty to help encourage and inspire all students. It was your kind and caring heart that stole the vote; much to a certain jock's dismay. So at Hawkins high school's class of 1986 senior pep rally it was required that you give a speech or at least a comment.

Currently you were pacing back and forth outside the gym doors and trying to think of the perfect words to say. It wasn't like you'd graduated high school before and knew what happened after. In a way, it was scary not knowing what to expect after so many routine years of school, summer, school, etc.

"M'lady?..." His voice was behind you, teasingly singsonging that ridiculous nickname he insisted upon after you won the election," You'll wear a hole into the floor if you keep pacing like this."

"I hope so," You murmur and turn around to face Eddie, "Maybe then I won't have to speak in front of everyone."

Eddie obviously tries not to laugh, really he does, but a chuckle escapes him as he tenderly tugs you into a hug. His arms weave themselves around your waist, and you relax in his hold, resting your head against his chest as he sways you the slightest bit.

"You've never been scared to speak your mind before, what's the difference now, princess?" Eddie was lovingly concerned, which was evident as his chest quietly rumbles with the question, and if you were any further from him you wouldn't have heard it. Eddie carefully leans his cheek against your head, as his ring clad fingers trail up and down your spine. The gesture was so soothing, so you can't help but melt even deeper into his chest.

"I don't know what to tell them, I mean, everyone. I don't know." You sigh, fingers fidgeting with a pin on his lapel. It was still new, still a nice shiny gold color except for the bold red letters of 'Zelda'.

"Sweet girl," Eddies hums, leaning back and turning his head to affectionately kiss the crown of your head," You're over thinking this. Just say what you want to hear, and all that other encouraging bullshit."

"Wow, you have such a way with words, Munson." You huff out a laugh, and snake your arms around his neck, tilting your head back to look up at him. Eddie's smirk was cheeky, his dimples curving lines into his cheeks, as he looks down at you.

"Mhm, I know," Eddie shifts on his feet, leaning into you as he presses his forehead against yours," You look so hot today."

You roll your eyes fondly while he chuckles then dips his head down to kiss you. Eddie's lips were soft as usual, moving gently but purposefully against your own, as his strong hands grip your hips. However, Eddie started doing that thing where his thumbs massaged little circles into your hipbones. You hum into his mouth and he starts grinning again, pulling you impossibly closer to himself.

"I can't kiss you when you smile like that."

"Says the one moaning in the hallway." Eddie exaggerates a little too loudly, and his grin grows cocky as you lightly shove at his shoulders.

"You're the one grinding on me, freak." You tease him back, but his cocky grin doesn't go anywhere.

"You love me." Eddie insists as his nose brushes against yours, and his doe brown eyes now give you love sick puppy dog eyes.

"I do." You giggle at him, and move to kiss the half-hearted pout off his lips before trying to pull away so you can give your little speech to all the seniors.

"Eddie, you have to let me go."

"Mmm... I don't think so, m'lady."

[smolla-than-a-bug]

dilf shinichiro

shinichiro as a dad

sano shinichiro x reader

based in the wait for me universe !

[ navi | tokrev m.list | wait for me ]

content — fem!reader, wfm!shin, wfm!nina, dorky shin, includes a dad shin section, dilf shin section (nsfw), and a bonus section about the black dragons as uncles just because

notes — took some time to respond to this ask but,, i know u didnt intend for this response but sending me “dilf shinichiro” holds a helluva lot of power this hc list is like rlly long 😟 ALSO AFTER TR 230 IM FALLING IN LOVE W SHIN ALL OVER AGAIN

dad!shin

let’s start this off by saying i saw someone in the notes of wfm say that Shin would be such a dorky dad

i completely agree. 100% accurate. he would be THE dorkiest dad !

he makes the dad-est dad jokes this is a simple fact

when Nina was younger and he had to be the one to give her a bath, they would usually sing in the shower together

like they would do duets to whatever song was on the radio, making up random lyrics when they’re unfamiliar with the song

but sometimes when the shampoo is dripping and Nina's getting too carried away, Shin would just:

"singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. then it's a soap opera."

and younger Nina would laugh so hard despite not really understanding it

all she knew at that age was that her dad meant for it to be funny and therefore it is funny

the more she grows though, the more she realizes the corniness of Shin's jokes 😭

she's kinda getting sick of them but they make her dad happy so she tries not to show her growing distaste too much

unbeknownst to her, Shin already knows she's getting sick of them and it weirdly makes him wanna say more dad jokes

he finds her reactions so funny

she would try to smile at his crappy jokes but she ends up looking constipated

then when she thinks Shin isn't looking, she turns around and makes the most exasperated expression

he can tell she doesn't wanna offend him by saying his jokes suck and he knows they do but that's part of the humor

he's never gonna stop saying dad jokes as long as they get any reaction out of his little girl, it's quite hilarious

cried on Nina's first day of preschool

when he dropped her off, he was so excited for her but she didn't wanna let go because new places and new faces are scary

then when he crouched down to talk to her like "this is gonna be your new school, angel! you're gonna have so much fun, make so many friends, and forget all about daddy!"

cue he realizes that last part and takes it to heart a bit too much

and what really does it for him is when Nina goes "but i don't wanna forget about daddy!" and starts crying because she really doesn't wanna go to school if it means being away from her dad

he starts crying and now they're both crying and all the teachers and other parents are like half moved but half concerned

calls Nina his little girl, his angel, his princess, his gumdrop, his muffin, jellybean idk the list keeps going

like he could find something, anything cute and attribute it to Nina

he took Nina to a zoo once, found an otter cute, and called Nina a little otter

when they're in the car, he always gives Nina music privileges

he only got the car when he had Nina because as much as it pains him to not be able to use his bike so often anymore, it isn’t the safest mode of transportation when you’ve got kids

he doesn't really mind what artists she plays either

big time rush? sure. the jonas brothers? Shin's favorite was Nick. Nina's starting her kpop phase? he's already thinking of the photocards to gift her on her birthday.

he tries to learn the songs too so that they can jam together during car rides, especially if it's a long trip

he’s such a supportive and active father as well, he’s used to having to fill in for both parental roles for most of Nina’s life

definitely cries at every recognition day/graduation day/awarding ceremony

whether it be for school or any extracurricular Nina got into

or tbh any of her hobbies that she’s excited to share with her dad

like, it could be a drawing and Shin would be close to tears with how much she’s getting into another hobby

Nina got into ballet at a young age because she watched Barbie and the 12 Dancing Princesses and wanted to be like them

Shin’s been there to witness her whole journey, from the first time she entered the academy to the first breakdown she’s had because of the sport to the first recital,, until present day

he has photos hung up at home/in a photo album to document everything

he may have been clueless and inexperienced as the guardian of a ballet dancer at first but he’s learned so much over the years and he’s so proud

there are times where he feels helpless when he gets short on income at times but he refuses to tell Nina anything

it’s not her problem, it isn’t something she needs to worry about

after all, when he looks at Nina and how invested she is in the things she wants to do, he knows he’d do anything to support her in any way he can

he’s seen everything she’s been through and he’s so proud of how much she’s grown and improved both in skill and as a person

he tears up just thinking about it

definitely cries whenever he looks through the photo album to put in an additional photo when there’s another recital

when Nina needs a dance partner, he takes it completely seriously to fill in the spot for her to practice

Nina knows her dad absolutely cannot dance but she appreciates his effort and loves him even more for trying

sometimes they do get into disagreements but Shin refuses to let it escalate

he can’t go to bed without resolving the conflict either, refuses to end the day on a bad note for either of them

he’d rather talk to his daughter because he knows that she has her own perspective/experience than him and would want to understand her rather than alienate her

the last thing he wants is for his daughter to slowly become a stranger

they’ve really only ever had each other until you came along and their bond is so endearing to witness

dilf!shin, suggestive/nsfw themes

fast forward to when you met shinichiro

you’ll never admit it but knowing that he’s so good with kids was soooo attractive, even when you refused to acknowledge that you were attracted to him

now that you’re together though, you like to observe him interact with Nina

he’s just that good at responding to her—he doesn’t merely deal with her, he takes the time to exchange and understand in order to be able to give the best response that both considers and works for everyone involved

he’s just such a skilled father, not to mention his skills in the household

the domesticity he radiates is,,,, 🥵

some days, watching him move about the house setting things in their place in such a natural manner makes you all soft thinking about having started a life with him

but other days, it just gets you thinking about having his kids, giving Nina a younger sibling that you’re sure she’ll love with all her heart

and raising them alongside Shin is the best and only scenario there is for you

watching his lean muscles flex when he tries dancing with Nina 💯

watching him roll up the sleeves of his loose long sleeved lounge shirt when he’s cooking on the stove 💯💯

when he sighs in relaxation after a long day and Nina’s asleep 💯💯💯

THE LOOK HE GIVES YOU WHEN HE REALIZES IT’S JUST YOU AND HIM NOW 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

he makes it a habit to kiss you so heatedly, so passionately once Nina isn’t around to see

you can practically feel everything he’s been holding back on since the start of the day

he loves his daughter, don’t get him wrong, but goddamn parenting is fucking hard

and he gets to relax and wind down, if you will, when he’s alone with you

and you’re more than happy to take care of your loving, hardworking man how ever it is he desires 🤫

a lot of the time, you’re both tired and just get into the bath together

nothing sexual, just a romantic and relaxing bath where you can both massage each other’s shoulders

but otherwise, i think ya’ll know where this is going

he likes to take care of you, mostly

he likes to make your pleasure a priority, and he takes it seriously, like a man starved

but if you rile him up enough, he’ll end up rutting into you desperately like a horny virgin

usually, whispering scenarios of him fucking you around the house works well enough to get him like this

especially the image of bending you over the kitchen counter while he pounds you from behind while Nina’s in school or even now since she’s asleep

it’s too risky to actually do it though, and Shin wouldn’t dare actually try it out of fear of being caught

he likes to think he’s a responsible father and most of all doesn’t want to scar Nina

but the image of it while he’s fucking into you in the bedroom or bathroom is enough for him to go wild

when Nina’s in the house, regardless of whether or not she’s awake, you both make it a point to keep quiet

and somehow, it adds to the thrill

it becomes a game to you both, maxing out each other’s pleasure but also having to restrain yourselves from being loud

on less freaky days though, which is most of the time, Shin prefers intimacy

romantic sex >>>>

he’s kind of traumatized from how Nina’s biological mother left and he doesn’t really like feeling used

he’d much rather feel the connection between your souls exchanged through your bodies and you’re more than happy to oblige

you just want to make him feel the way he makes you feel

you want to overwhelm him, overstimulate his brain with your love

i’ll leave it up to your imagination how you want to make that happen 😘

bonus: black dragons as uncles

Nina is so loved by her uncles

they all spoil her so much and they’re all so proud of Shin for raising her because she’s absolutely perfect

uncle Omi is Nina’s godfather and he’s the type to spoil her with so many gifts

whether it be toys or clothes or books or literally Nina’s entire wishlist for her birthday/gift-giving holidays

you name it, he’ll buy it without hesitation

Shin has to constantly remind him not to spoil her too much

uncle Omi also likes to let Nina spend time with Senju for a little girl time when she comes over, especially before they met you

Nina essentially sees Senju as her cool older sister and looks up to her a lot

one of Nina’s love languages is unconsciously mirroring you whether it be your words or personality or interests

that said, Nina gets her sense of fashion from her older sister figure Senju

uncle Waka is the most laid back uncle she has

he literally lets her do anything

it’s chaos when he’s the one babysitting her

they’re like best friends, w chaotic dynamic duo

don’t be surprised to find your kitchen trashed or something on fire when Waka’s in charge of looking after her

they get into all sorts of mischief together too

their favorite activity is pranking Shin

and then leaving him to clean up the mess they make

Waka just laughs but Nina feels guilty seeing her dad on cleanup duty all by himself so she ends up helping him out

despite Waka being insistent on just letting Nina have her fun and letting the grownups handle everything that follows, he’s proud of the fact that Nina has such an empathetic consciousness

he still doesn’t help with cleanup tho

and he’s usually already planning what chaos to bring next, who to prank next (usually Benkei)

uncle Benkei/uncle Ben/uncle BK is the one Shin trusts the most with babysitting

he’s very firm with Nina’s disciplining—a big contrast to how Waka deals with things

but it’s only because he doesn’t want her to think that actions don’t have consequences

he does teach her self-defense tho

he and Waka let her tag along to Waka’s gym at times

and Benkei’s the one who teaches her the basics of self-defense, like the correct fighting stance, how to dodge, and where to hit your opponent’s weak points

he makes it a point to teach her how to deal with people who are bigger and stronger than her

after every training session, he carries her back home on his shoulders so she doesn’t need to walk and further exhaust herself

plus she loves the view from up there and the fact that she feels so strong, just like her big uncle BK

she refuses to call him uncle Ben after watching Spiderman

all three uncles tend to scare off boys

if they so much as spot a little boy the same age as their precious Nina, they’re already giving him a nasty glare in warning

it ends up with the boy crying and scrambling away to their parents because they’re literally in elementary school

but all the uncles are like 😌 no dating for Nina until she’s 30

Shin just rolls his eyes at them, knowing that they only do it because they’re protective of their niece

he knows they wouldn’t hesitate to kill if anything happens to Nina, which kind of worries him

but at least he knows they love her almost as much as he loves his daughter <3

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[dontworrystanmurphy]

Whew, the mental strength I needed to gather to be able to restart ROTT season 3 and make this post.

Update drop day was ✨traumatic✨ for many of us Murphy lovers whose first touch (by said update and beloved goodest boy) was cold and NOT AT ALL what we had been manifesting for a month a half.

Emotions were running high 2 days ago, but today, knowing what we know now, I'm happy we can all laugh about that chaotic time and our own dramatic reactions.

My own emotions are still running high, but now for a different reason, among everything else, one is posted via collages above this text.

Playing through this wonderfully sweet opening scene after wrongfully convincing myself that my favorite LI ever was under character assassination legit made me tear up.

First of all, hello, we get to choose an outfit for our man? Don't even ask me, just take all my diamonds if that's what it'll cost me.

The fact he's the first one we see upon waking up and after what went down at the end of season 2? I could not ask for a more pleasant awakening tbh.

The ambiance Andrea/Artemis wakes up in, the music, the whole general vibe is so peaceful and legitimately feels like "the calm before the storm".

And then HE walks in, with his beautiful face, calming yet exciting presence, words of affirmation and promise of loyalty (something he's been expressing throughout his entire arc).

After barely having seen him in season 2, I was really hoping we would get more Murphy screentime in season 3, and only 4 episodes in, my expectations and hopes have been surpassed with this first scene alone, and the ones with him coming up later (yes, I'm looking at you, 2nd 💎 scene) left me speechless and more than satisfied after the loooooong wait.

It's a little bit funny that the first thing we see in this is Murphy mentioning a promise he gave to Andrea in high school because just a few days I came up with my own headcanon conclusion (which I've been meaning to make a post about but whoops) about Murphy being in love with Andrea since the beginning of time and through all of her past lives which only he remembers as he doesn't go through memory loss (as far as I'm concerned, this is even confirmed rn with him saying "and it feels like it was yesterday to me" and no I will not be taking questions at this time).

It's a well known thing among the fandom that we all agree ROTT is a proper mess of book not without its faults (I sympathize with everyone romancing the "forgotten LIs"), but I personally love and enjoy it so much, taking it for what it is: a relatively light breeze mythology fiction with top tier smutty scenes.

I'm a fairly new RC player and I got the app 2 months ago, during a heavy and transitional period in my life. I can honestly say the app has been one of my saving graces that helped me escape reality when I physically couldn't travel into more serene environments and kept me from falling into depression.

ROTT quickly became one of my favorite stories and Murphy became my comfort character. I'm IN LOVE with everything about him: his sprite, his arc, his behavior towards Andrea and their relationship, the way he calls her (us 😌) princess, his spicy scenes, the fact he's a confident bad boy who in reality only craves to be truly loved and he's not afraid to be open about it.

I could make this already too long post even longer by further gushing about how much joy this 2d man brings into my life, but I won't today (also because typing this all out on my phone was a pain in the ass).

I will instead just release my gratitude into the universe.

I'm grateful for discovering RC in the first place.

I'm grateful for the RC team and how hard they work to give us amazing stories, characters, art and music we can easily immerse ourselves in.

I'm grateful for the creation of this wonderful character whose scenes I go replay and reread whenever I feel like I need the kind of comfort and warm feelings I can't get anywhere else.

I'm grateful for the fandom and its efforts when it comes to creating new content with our beloved characters, making sure their stories go on even when the writers close their own final chapters.

I'm grateful to have found a community I can enjoy all of this and more with without judgement, only good vibes and screaming matches for 3 moods: happy, sad and horny (I will not tag each and every one, but you all know who you are).

I'll go wipe my tears now ok bye

[sixstepsaway]

(I'm "Ed has a pain kink" anon) thank you!!! For validating my thoughts! I just was in the shower today washing my hair and thinking about Izzy's issues and went like. The math lady meme. Wait why do we think he's into pain if anything Ed-- and then I got out to look through the ao3 tags lol shower meta is the best.

Good point about Ed probably being unable to not be an active participant in whatever sex he's having without getting lost down another train of thought, I think if anything he's be like. A power bottom. Bossy! It's not even bc he's a Captain I'm honestly just thinking about the Blackbeard's Bar & Grill convo and how he acts when Izzy is trying to get him down from the harness.

Firm believer that Blackbonnet should be into weird shit and willing to try whatever comes into their heads like, they're both creative theater weirdos and unafraid to be weird at each other. Extremely involved role playing that may or may not end up getting them out of the mood entirely is canon as far as im concerned lmao but also Ed has a pain kink and would be very into sensation play as you said! And Stede is a little weird man letting loose for the first time in his life so once they make up there's like. A couple months to years of Experimenting With Kinks and Stede's game for whatever Ed's into just bc Ed's into it. Like they have nominally non-kinky sex sometimes but they're both very intense people if they only did vanilla stuff they'd get bored of the variety??

I feel like Ed would be into being a pillow princess in theory bc it's Stede making him Feel Things but then they try and he gets 5 minutes in before he's telling him exactly what to do bc he's royalty ain't he, follow orders mate! 30 minutes later they've worldbuilt an entire political plot into it and Stede has made himself a prince so he doesn't have to do what Ed says or get beheaded. They've changed position 3 times. Ed is getting really invested in his fantasy family's fantasy murder plotting. They're about two plot points away from coming so hard they blackout for a while bc this genuinely does it for them.

If you write masochist Ed I may cry for real

nonnie this detailed ask is everything i could ever want tbh

i want a fic with all of this for ed and stede.

and YES shower metas are the best thank you and the idea of Stede being a weird little man who lets loose with kinky Ed is just

chef's kiss, yes

[herd-of-ponies]

Ok see here's the thing. I haven't watched the series itself yet bc quite frankly the movie was just. Horrendous in ways I still go into a blind rage over. So full disclaimer all my complaints stem from there alone.

But like. Firstly you have a ""Good"" Cop character. Then you have a Bad Cop who receives literally zero repercussions for his actions. His fascist overbearing mother likewise is unpunished in any way, shape or form - save minor embarrassment over her son who she raised this way herself. As a funny little joke.

The one character who Consistently has the solutions to get the group places, Izzy, who In Fact is the entire reason the movie got anywhere in the first place (because Sunny never left town herself fsr??), is treated as a joke character, Pinkie but incredibly dumb or nonsensical and who needs "looked after" by the main character (see everyone's favorite 'iconic wlw song', it's never Sunny being looked out for). Wild part is a) she's Obviously smart and clever and creative and self-capable enough to wander the continent Alone with Nothing to help her, and b) she's also voiced by a non-white va which uh. Makes the narrative's treating her like a joke idiot look really dicey!! So got some ableist AND racially charged takes going on here!

Speaking of, Sunny gets to take all the credit when she has Izzy to thank for a lot of what happened. Yes, it's because of 'her' (her dad's) message in a balloon Izzy ever even looked for other ponies but. Sunny never reached out again or tried setting out herself, despite having that sureness and tenacity to do so? Izzy didn't even KNOW that other ponies were safe, she didn't have anyone in her village to tell her anything else, but she STILL took that chance to go looking, risks herself and meets Sunny. So Sunny can then take the credit and get alicorn'd or whatever.

You could say it's that alicorns need to inspire others or whatever but Sunny clearly wasn't doing that to anyone else, because her speech flopped Every Time, including when she was put at risk of bodily harm in the beginning. Inspiring One pony does not a princess make.

(And yes, somehow that same canned speech inspired everyone once her house was destroyed but. Given how people didn't care in the beginning of the movie when she was put in direct danger, I really don't think her house being destroyed should have made an impact)

I could honestly keep going, about how everyone was so bland bc they acted so 'staged', never moving or speaking independently if it wasn't Their Turn; or how there were attempts at characterization that had Zero Payoff and thus seemed weirdly shoved into the writing for no reason (Hitch's dancing didn't have any impact to the story, Izzy makes comments on auras seemingly just to paint her as weird and laughable) ; or primarily how no one has any Flaws, and you can argue they technically do, but none that they get narratively held responsible for!

Actually I will keep going on that last point - in the g4 movie, characters mess up, and get narratively 'punished' for! Either drawing attention of the villains or getting offers of help rescinded (thanks specifically to Twilight! The protagonist!) Their actions and shortsightedness lead to direct consequences, and others around them also recognize this and typically disapprove if only for a moment.

The g5 movie... really does not do this. There's no 'punishment', the rejection and loss the characters experience aren't because they messed up. It's only to show how Tragic they are or to move the plot along (like the house). In fact, there's one instance of genuine criticism - Hitch being upset that Sunny is purposefully endangering his job because his livelihood isn't as important as her ideals - and tbh, given he's a cop, that really doesn't need to be a concern - but that's retracted and used to paint him as wrong for ever doubting her, despite the fact that realistically? She was prioritizing poorly!

No one listened to her and everyone rejected her tired speeches, and that's common knowledge by that point. Her choosing One More Tired Speech over her friend's job and reputation, when she's only ever seen failure, isn't her making some 'for the greater good' choice. That's stubbornness and pride speaking, no matter how well-intended, and she put herself and her friend at risk for a pointless gesture. And she gets ultimately rewarded for this via the rest of the movie proving her right, and awarding her the role of princess.

Anyways. The movie was awful and if anything felt like pro-cop propoganda cleverly disguised as pro-activist sentiment, and while it's been a bit I watched this movie three times to break a lot of this down and I can keep going if needed.

Idk about the series, but the g5 movie sucks and honestly is horrifying to see as accepted by the fandom, because in terms of writing and in terms of meaning it is literal shit.

[mermaidsirennikita]

Hi! What’re your thoughts on the vampire academy trailer?

Sooooo I have a lot of concerns about this lol

The trailer in general doesn't look great. I'm not going to judge anyone's acting because there was pretty little to judge it off of; a lot of action shots, very little lines. And tbh, I can see fans dogpiling on Sisi as Rose from spaaace and like... I don't think that has... fuck all to do with her acting. But in general, the trailer looks like a pretty dry, dated, 2008-2010 era moment. Like when people were trying to copy Twilight but make it more of a "world" and "actiony" because they thought that this!!! Would get them the asses in the seats!!! Kissing vampires sure but also ACTION!!!! FOR THE BOYS!!!

When, speaking as a hardcore Twihard from back in the day, nobody gave a fuck about the action. Twilight was successful because it gave the teen girls (and some boys and nbs) what they wanted--forbidden love, guys with their shirts off professing their undying devotion, boys fights over a self insert, and of course, the MASSSSIIIIIIVE virginity tension, both literal and metaphorical. Like, our girlhoods were trembling, and not for the meager action sequences. And few people got this, which is why shit like The Mortal Instruments flopped, and many YA follow ups that tried to go BIGGER! BIGGER!!!!! have had less of a lasting pop cultural impact (see: The Hunger Games movies--everybody and their mom knows Team Edward versus Team Jacob, but the pool of people who know Peeta and Gale beyond "the Josh Hutcherson one and the Liam Hemsworth one" is more limited).

So yeah, it looks very dated on that front. And to be fucking frank--I read all those books, and the Adrian/Sydney spinoff series. I wasn't picking all that shit up for the action. The fighting added stakes, but everyone was hanging on for the relationships. It's that fucking simple, and I wish more people got that.

But I'm also concerned because Julie Plec can't run a show to save her life, picks (usually white) actors to favor, and is honestly pretty fucking racist and a protector of right wingers like Matt Davis, which makes me think she is probably lowkey or highkey a sympathizer. So I'm super worried about how she's going to handle this. I fucking know she's gonna promote this show expecting a pat on the back because Sisi is playing Rose, Andre is playing Christian, etc. I'm for that myself. But do I think Julie Plec will sensitively navigate Rose being Black instead of white? Lmao no. Tbh, Rose does play what is really an explicitly, societally subservient role to Lissa. While I honestly don't know exactly how Daniela identifies beyond being Venezuelan (and Google has not given me anything), she's at minimum white passing in a way that Sisi never could be; so watching Sisi play a guard who's supposed to lay down her life for this princess is like...? Not great to me? Shades of Bonnie being expected to lay her life down for Elena and Caroline and Damon and everyone?

But also, to be frank, the books succeeded in a way that I honestly think people would be up in arms about today, and I don't really know how that hurdle is going to be covered. A part of the big appeal of that original series was shipping--and Rose/Dimitri was very popular (a ship I totally supported, lol). In the wake of Buffy/Angel it wasn't like... as weird, I think? But Rose was 17, he was 24!!!! Literally her teacher!!! And like, I think we'd be fucking lying if we said that the taboo element wasn't part of what kept us hanging on. You can't do that today. Fuck, you really probably can't do the "Adrian and Sydney get married even though she's like all of 18" shit from the spin off books either.

It's just. I don't know. I feel like the time to adapt the series has passed, they tried it already, and if it was going to happen everyone would probably need to be real cool with some shit I know they aren't cool about, and also get rid of Plec.

[kodzusken]

Can I please get one where Peter sees the reader crying lonely but she tries to hide the reason from him because she doesn't want him to worry, but then he acts all cute and dorky to make her smile? Does that make sense? 🙈

peter liked to think his relationship with you was pretty solid. you’d been dating for a few months now, and he couldn’t be happier to be with the cutest girl in his chemistry class. he liked to think there were no secrets between you two ever since you saw him changing in the alleyway last week, and since then, he felt like the luckiest guy on earth. 

you were just so understanding about the whole situation he wanted to pay you back with something big. but thinking like a broke student, the biggest he could do was get you sandwiches while you were staying after school to study. peter was on his way back to where you were waiting for him, a slight bounce in his step and a smile on his face until something he heard made him stop in his tracks. he paused outside the door to the library, listening. was someone crying or was he overthinking things?

peter hesitantly pushed open the doors and walked in awkwardly, seeing a figure hunched over in her chair and her face in her hands. your pastel blue backpack caught his eye, and his stomach knotted with concern. he put the sandwiches down by the door and rushed over, kneeling down next to you. “hey, hey.”

you jumped back a little, startled. peter’s heart stung a bit when he saw your red eyes and tearstained cheeks. “jeez, maybe a little warning next time, parker?”

“i-i’m sorry,” peter murmured quietly. “i-why are you upset, honey? is it something i did? do you want to talk about it?”

you shook your head, sniffling as you wiped your eye with the heel of your hand. “no, it’s stupid. i don’t want you to worry.” peter frowned. as your boyfriend, it was practically his job to worry about you. but it was clear you didn’t want to talk about it, so he had to think of something else.

“y/n,” he said quietly, poking your cheek. you looked up, confused. “are you made of copper and tellurium?”

“peter-”

“are you?”

“you’ve told me this joke like ten times-”

“just ask me why,” he grinned in anticipation. it was almost like his smile was contagious, because the corners of your mouth tugged upwards a little before you responded.

“why?”

“because you’re CuTe.”

you rolled your eyes and playfully swatted him with your sweater sleeve. “come up with new material,” you muttered, laughing. 

peter smiled warmly, reaching for your hand and interlacing your fingers with his. “are you the periodic table?” another laugh tumbled from your lips before you or peter could even say anything, and he swore it was like music to his ears. “y/n, come on, i can’t do this if you’re going to be laughing before i even say the punchline,” he teased.

“okay, okay, i’m sorry,” you giggled. “why?”

“because-” peter started, but you began to laugh again. “y/n-”

“i can’t take you seriously anymore.” 

peter nudged your shoulder with his arm. “come on.”

“okay, fine, why?”

“because you’re sodium fine.”

“that’s so bad,” you laughed, and paused to smile down at him. “but for some reason, i feel better.”

peter stood and pulled over a chair to sit down next to you. “it’s the parker charm.”

“sure. can we hit the books now?”

“anything you want.”

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

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[ryoskuna]

Okay so. Allow me to set the stage. This concept is technically a historical au and takes place with Sukuna in his original form, as in four arms 6-10 feet tall mouth on his stomach original form.

The Mc is a half-blood (father was a curse mother was a shaman, similar to choso in a way) who's been thrown out/expelled/driven out etc etc of shaman society. Basically the branded them a curse user when they weren't and Mc said bet "you want a villain? I'll give you a fucking villain" chaotic neutral, doesn't go after civilians just fucks shit up for the higher ups and shamans but despite their high placement among special grades keeps to themselves. They live in a cabin in the woods and are self sustaining. They have money stored up in case the need it and occasionally sell the things they make (flower arraignments, ceramics, calligraphy, masks) in villages on a rare occasion. They always wear a mask when they go into down or work as a curse user for a number of reasons but mostly because they hate having people see their face as the left side of their face is disfigured from their cursed blood and they have a concerning amount of scars. And I don't mean like Hollywood disfigurement I mean the skin is matted together and looks like it was burned, they have an extra eye and the skin is grossly discoloured and ashen. Their scars are all over their body and range from typical cuts and a few burns to this series of scars, several of which are on their face, that look as though something tried to burrow into their skin.

Now fun fact: cats were domesticated in Japan by the early heian era but were a luxury of the aristocracy. So the Mc meets Sukuna when he's raiding one of the higher ups estates and they're stealing that guys cat because he tried to have an execution order placed on them after they saved his ass a few weeks ago against a special grade and they're bitter.

Thus is how Sukuna and the Mc get into a homoerotic (they're gender neutral so *vague hand gestures*) fight scene and at one point the mc manages to get the upper hand, specifically shortly after he said something about being the king of curses. And they just smile and say "yeah well I'm afraid that a king isn't much to anarchist, Princess." Before grabbing their new cat sending me a salute and falling backwards off the roof of the estate in their typical dramatic fashion (they felt so cool doing it they forgot that this was Sukuna they were dealing with and that might not have been the best move)

This ensues an enemies to allies to lovers to possibly tragic romance fic between the Mc and Sukuna because they keep. Running. Into. Each. Other. And neither is strong enough or clever enough to kill the other and after some hate bonding over shamans and how they run things Sukuna comes to the horrifying realization that he's grown an emotional attachment to them.

Just fluff hurt/comfort from there, Sukuna having to address his prejudice before the Mc so much as gives him the honest time of day because he just wants them on his side and it's definitely nothing else, definitely not, and if he needs to do that to do it then fine. Both of them never really admitting their feelings because they're too prideful but at some point they cross the line between allies and lovers and it's comfortable and he's happy, he's genuinely happy.

And then it all comes crashing down when a minor argument escalates he forget's his strength at time and while waving one of his hands around to get the point across and accidentally slit their throat because he didn't realize they were that close and assuming their just being dramatic it's not until several minutes that he realized what he's done because you can't heal a corpse.

Oh yeah and all of this is set to the songs, For The Departed (shayfer James) Achilles Come Down (gang of youths) and Angel of Sweet Death and the Codeine Scene (hozier). Anyways this got really long but yeah Sukuna x Curse User!Mc tragic romance with a pride and prejudice inspired dynamic with dark academia and lowkey cottage core vibes brainrot

Wowee. Can I just say??? This was amazing. Also, the music choices are excellent — and I can just see this unfolding. Like, I can’t really add anything, because it’s perfect, also dark academia vibes with Sukuna.... it just clicks. (Also, men in peacoats just does something for me. And turtlenecks. And rings... sukuna with rings on...  nice. )

Also, there’s something I can see just in OG form Sukuna and the bonding of curse user MC, that comes after the tense fight scene, and this art of making a villain that the shaman community seems to be so good at (like I have my theories on sukuna and how he was made into a curse after death — especially if he was both human and a jujutsu sorcerer himself during that lifetime), so, you think they would have learned, but old habits die hard, right? plus, biased society never learns, and they fear what they don’t understand, and I find it fascinating in terms of the appearance — where sukuna and his two faces, and technically how half of it is turned sideways can be considered deformed to an extent, and just that these two people who would be considered monstrous in appearance would be able to get over that in an instance because they both suffer from the discrimination that comes from it.

I’m also detecting some rivals to lovers tension as well, but I can’t exactly explain it. But thank you for sharing this! I love it tbh.

[laws-yellow-submarine]

Ok @mysticaltigersorceress let's do this lol, forewarning that this is very much just word vomit at this point and I'm very tired and semi-coherent so if anyone reads this and it doesn't make sense or seems all over the place: you're right!

So like, I mentioned this morning that my Driving To Work Thoughts™ were about Hazel's perception of beauty and how that applies to herself and junk, so I will now share those thoughts in the least spoilery way that I can lmfao

Hazel and Luffy both see "beauty" as a sort of title or a type of person, or something I'm tired and explaining is HARD but we see it in canon when Alvida reappears after eating her devil fruit (Luffy calls her "a beauty" but he doesn't seem to consider her "beautiful", which is weird to explain but makes sense if you don't think about it)

Hazel, having read a lot of stories over the years, can see beauty in certain traits (hard-working, kind, etc. All those fairy tale princess traits lol). For example: Makino doesn't display ideal beauty (she's not like stunningly gorgeous) but she is Hazel's only real example growing up of what a "pretty girl" looks like: someone feminine and clean and not necessarily slim but like, no hard lines (muscle, for example). So in Hazel's opinion, she is not a "pretty girl".

Now granted, Hazel also isn't the type to feel self-conscious about this. She grew up with almost zero feminine influence, she had Garp as a grandfather, Ace, Sabo, and Luffy as her childhood companions, and the mountain bandits plus Dadan as sort of caretakers; beauty just didn't matter in the grand scheme of things, and she would've been the only one who could've cared about it in the first place (Makino did her best to encourage "girliness" when she could, but Hazel has never felt "pretty")

So now as an adult, Hazel isn't overly concerned about beauty, but applying the concept to herself feels...uncomfortable. When she and Ace started dating as teens she figured appearance didn't play a part in it, they were extremely close friends close in age who'd grown up together, she’d read stories with similar relationship structures, it just made logical sense (cause that's a recipe for a spicy romance lmfao). When Sanji fawns over her at first she doesn't know how to react, but seeing him fawn over Nami (who IS a "pretty girl") and every other woman they meet makes Hazel feel more confident that it's just a Sanji thing, and nothing to actually do with her.

None of this is true of course, but she literally can't even picture herself as being "pretty" or "beautiful". She could have beautiful features but she's not a "pretty girl". But that doesn't mean she doesn't want to be. Again, she's read all those fairy tales, she's imagined herself as the heroine in more than one story, and they all have one thing in common: they were undeniably beautiful.

There's a part coming up that I want to show but tbh idk how I'll make it fit yet, or if I'll end up having to cut it, but in chapter 9 Nami was in charge of getting clothes for the both of them. She knows Hazel's style is more practical, so she stuck to things like shorts and t-shirts and tank tops and jeans, while keeping the more feminine styles for herself. But when she's showing Hazel what she bought, there's a dress that catches her eye and Hazel gravitates to it. Nami didn't intend for it to be hers, but once she sees Hazel looking at it (specifically the way she's looking at it) Nami decides that it's hers. Hazel tries to protest since she'll never get a chance to wear it ("and it'll probably look silly on me anyway!") but Nami insists and says she'll make sure to find a time for them to get dressed up (a prospect which both terrifies and excites Hazel lol). She doesn't get a chance to wear it for a LONG time though lol

By the time Hazel does get to dress up, a lot has happened that actually does make her feel self-conscious about her appearance (and it only gets worse from there lol technically I've already spoiled what happens on this blog since I talked about it before I committed to writing Together With Fruit, I'm too lazy to go find and delete the posts lmfao). Putting the dress on, getting dolled up by Nami and Robin, all just makes her feel out of place, like a kid playing dress up - not at all like a princess in a fairy tale. But she goes out anyway and has a good time and just maybe the person she's with helps her feel...pretty.

Cause here's the thing, a certain moss-headed love interest doesn't view beauty in a physical sense. Sure, he can appreciate aesthetics, and the fact Hazel actually looks like a stereotypical girl might make his heart thump a little bit (cause I'm just a sucker for those moments lol), but to him what stands out as beautiful is a person's character. Hazel's kindness, her strength (both physical and emotional), her dedication… these are what attracts Zoro. He can see the things she's gone through, the things she's put herself through for others, and every scar she's gained from it only makes her more beautiful in his eyes…

And the only reason I was even thinking about this today is because a while back I saw a post that asked "what's a common theme that appears in everything you write", and while granted I haven't actually written much, I have a lot of ideas and half-formed plots in my head for various OCs and the one common thing is redemption and reconciliation. One of my favorite things in a romance is when you think a couple is solid and perfect, then something happens to show that things aren't perfect, and the couple has to work to fix that thing so they can be stronger (often with a breakup then makeup scenario lol). I love the idea of being so drawn together that even when you think it's over you find a way to see their side and you come back stronger together. But Hazel and Zoro broke the mold for me when it comes to this theme.

I've played around with ways things might become iffy between them, probably when they reunite after the time skip. After so much has happened, and Hazel has literally been to Hell and back, can he really still see her in that way? And at least for now I think some of that anxiety would center around her physical appearance (her appearance is so drastically different post-time skip, like, so much happens lol), but it's also that she can't be exactly the same person that she was 2 years before. And maybe Zoro is feeling some anxiety too, but on the flip side: can she really still feel that way towards him, when she's been through so much? Did he train enough to be worthy of that strength she carries? At some point his priorities shift to not only become the World's Greatest Swordsman, but also to help lift up his partner the way she lifts him (and everyone else) up.

And I think it's important for everyone to know that Zoro is attentive to every scar, he caresses every muscle, and treats her with such utter reverence...honestly thinking about it right now, think "Take Me to Church" vibes lol

He makes Hazel feel absolutely, stunningly beautiful, and it's the only time it doesn't feel uncomfortable. 

[taehyungsgrowl]

a thought: when sugar daddy!duncan is distracted with work all day and doesn't pay attention to his sugar babies jim and y/n, they decide to punish duncan a little fucking right in front of him without letting him join

Am I gonna kill two birds with one stone? (In theory, I would kill all the birds because I’m irrationally afraid of them)

also a shoutout to drunk anon (tqm amiga!) for always sending me asks ily ily ily and this a continuation of a beach house feat duncan x sugar babies ask she sent + some people requested a part 2 to it

this is beach!house!duncan being distracted when he’s supposed to be on vacation w his babies? I can guarantee you, they wouldn’t be too happy with that and would definitely have to punish him for it.

this wasnt meant to be this long but oops

word count: 1.7 k

warnings: smut smut smut, angst if you squint

 The first few days in paradise was nothing but fun in the sun for the three.

Nothing but sailing and surfing and sandcastles.

That was until duty called. On their third night at their beach house, Duncan got an emergency work call. He kicked at the sand below his feet, clearly frustrated with the news they were giving him on the other end of the call. “No. I can fix it.” he huffed.

Y/N and Jim looked up from the massive margaritas they were drinking to exchange a look a look of concern. They knew what that voice meant. Duncan had to report to keep his company afloat - which in turn meant that their slice of paradise with their favorite was being cut short. The entire point of this trip was for Duncan to leave work at work and enjoy time with his sugar babies.

But crisis never rests.

“I gotta go back to the house,” he frowned, wiping sand off his board shorts, “But you two stay here. Enjoy the sun - and your drinks,” he smirked. “I won’t be long,” he promised before retreating back to the house. He left Y/N and Jim to tan and relax. Well, relax as much as they could without him.

Soon an hour turned to three that then turned to five. With the sun beginning to set, Y/N and Jim knew Duncan had lost track of time. They picked up their things and stumbled back into the house, trailing bits of sand inside.

Jim lead Y/N back inside, wrapping his towel over her shoulders. He knew how much this was upsetting her. Of course he was disappointed too, but Y/N was the one who had begged Duncan for a getaway. A getaway from the hustle and bustle of D.C - a getaway from his stress. He kissed the top of her head inhaling the faint smell of sunscreen.

They padded their bare feet over the wooden floor into Duncan’s vacation home office. Ridiculous that he even had to have one.

“Duncan,” Y/N spoke softly, both Jim and her pouting from the doorframe.

He pushed his glasses higher on the bridge of his nose; the wrinkle between his brows seemed permanent as he typed away at his laptop. “Hmm.” He didn’t bother looking up at them.

She rolled her eyes and let the towel drop from her shoulders. Jim cocked an eyebrow at her as she grabbed him hand and dragged him to the large leather couch in the office. Perfectly located in Duncan’s line of vision.

Duncan continued to work. It wasn’t uncommon that these two would keep him company while he did so. Needy little things, he thought.

Jim’s eyes widened as he fell back on the couch - or more like pushed down on the couch. Y/N shoved her hand on his bare chest, making him plop down. He had a puzzled look on his face at he looked up and her and glanced at Duncan. Before he could say a word, she sat on down on his lap - instinctively, his arms wrapped around her waist.

Y/N was going to get Duncan’s attention - Both her and Jim were. They were spoiled, she’d admit, but Duncan promised he’d be all theirs this trip. That he’d leave work in Washington and enjoy his time with his lovers on the beach. She leaned forward whipersing something that made Jim’s mouth hang open before the corners pulled up into a smirk.

“Jimmy..” she drew out his name, “Let’s play.” she giggled wrapping her arms around his neck. They heard the typing of keys come to a brief halt. They won’t, Duncan was sure. They know better.

His fingers moved fast on the keyboard again. Almost as fast as Jim’s fingers undoing the back knot in Y/N’s swimsuit.

She giggled and began moving her hips down on his lap. Jim was a different type of lover; he was playful and impatient. He still didn’t have patience or nature to tease and build up like Duncan. Duncan would often be reminded of his younger self when Jim was in that mood. Hasty and hungry. Duncan knew discipline and the power of edging his little ones to the point of shaking.

It didn’t take long for Jim to start hardening beneath her. Part of him had to admit that doing this to piss Duncan off turned him on. He imagined what Duncan would plan to do to him Y/N after they made him watch without joining. Y/N was the troublemaker of the two; the brat. She was always coming up with fun ways for her and Jim to get in trouble. Not that he minded. It made their dynamic all much more fun.

His hands glided up her body feeling the softness of her skin on his prune like fingers. They really did spend too much time in the water. “Want you so bad, Jim.” she whined, rutting her hips even harder. She could feel press against her swim bottoms as she grew wet. There was something so boy-next-door about Jim that turned her on. From the moment Duncan and her met him, she knew she wanted to help corrupt him.

So lost in each other for the moment, they didn’t notice that the annoying tapping had stopped. The typing sounds were now replaced by the sound of a zipper coming undone.

Jim buried his face in her chest, kissing and sucking at her flesh. The buzz from the alcohol he’d consumed earlier was now replaced with the electric feeling of having Y/N tease his cock with her movements.

“Oh..  You think you’re so clever,” Duncan chuckled, “My babies are feeling needy, hmm?” he grasped at his hardening cock. Watching the way Jim wrapped his plump pink lips on your nipples made him twitch in his pants. “Let daddy, help.”  he began walking around the desk, but halted when Jim’s head snapped up.

“No.”

“No?” a dumbfounded expression crossed Duncan’s features. His Jimmy.. saying no?

“Daddy is too busy…” Y/N purred before licking a stripe along Jim’s jawline, “We’re playing by ourselves tonight.” she turned back to face him with a fake pout on her lips.

His jaw slacked open. He slumped against the edge of his desk watching the scene unravel before him. “Babies..” he whined palming his pants, “Daddy’s sorry.”

Jim grabbed Y/N’s chin and instructed her to lift her hips off so he could shove his bottoms off. His cock sprung up proudly and he smirked at Duncan. “Maybe next time, daddy.” he roughly tugged Y/N’s swim bottoms to the side, exposing her wet pussy.

“Go back to work, Duncan.” Y/N giggled sinking down on Jim’s lap again. She grabbed the base of his lengthy cock, aligning her cunt with his head. Not wasting any time she lowered herself down on him - her walls stretching open for him.

Duncan’s soft moans rang in their ears and mixed with theirs. “Fuck, princess.” Jim moand out feeling his cock moisten with her arousal. “Who’s making you feel this good?” he stared at Duncan again.

“You baby.. You are..” she whined lightly bouncing down on him.

Duncan now had his hand was now tightly gripping his cock. Pumping at the pace of Y/N’s motions. Arousal flushed his skin and made his cock swell. He wanted to finish with them even if he couldn’t touch them. He knew this was part of their little game. And to be honest, he was deserving of their bratty behavior. That’s not to say there wouldn’t be consequences. But that was part of the fun, wasn’t it?

A firm pair of hands grabbed and squeezed Y/N’s ass. Jim slapped it a few times, grunting and pulling her down on his cock roughly. Duncan bit back any pointers he wanted to give. Jim didn’t need it. He was young and stamina coursed through him. He was desperate for the rush of the orgasm he was chasing.

With one final upward buck of his hips, Jim held Y/N down on his cock as they both came. His cum shot in her and her own coated his cock making it glisten as she hopped off of him. A cocktail of both his and her cum dripped down her thigh, staining Duncan’s leather couch.

Jim grabbed her swim top off the floor and dragged it up her thigh, cleaning her off. She laughed at the slight tickle sensation it provided, ruffling his hair playfully - to which he responded by kissing her hip bone.

“I think you two have proven your point.” Duncan’s voice made their heads snap up to face him - deep blushes coloring their faces. He huffed, his limp cock hanging out from his pants - a light trace of his cum squirted on his clothing and floor.

“What does daddy have to do to make it up to you, babies?”

Jim and Y/N shared a look between each other. It was simple. They didn’t need more of Duncan’s credit or clothes right now. They wanted the time he promised them.

“We want you, Duncan.” Jim pouted. Always the first to cave.

She nodded silently agreeing, “Work will be fine.. just… be with us.” Jim continued, not letting his voice waver.

Duncan walked to them and knelt in front of the couch they sat on. “Listen. I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have left you two today. I promise, starting now, my attention is all yours.” he kissed Jim’s knee and held Y/N’s hand. How lucky was he to have found the best in both of them. He wouldn’t trade it for the world and he sure as hell wasn’t going to let anything ruin what he had. D.C has survived without Duncan Shepherd before; it can survive a week without him. Or so he hopes.

YEE hope you guys like this and idk why it took me so long to finish (ok tbh smut always takes me a long time to write like i’m? ok)

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