#Pulisic/Ruben

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The Footyblr Political Matrix

Welcome to the thing that has consumed my life for the last few months. I've decided to plot every footballer and manager this site loses their shit for on a political matrix.

Not a political spectrum - I really can't be arsed to guess their left/right leanings. Instead, we have a matrix, measuring:

Political Ideation (vertical axis) - How do they see the world? Do they have good ideas or bad ideas?

and

Political Intelligence (horizontal axis) - Do they have a clue what's going on? Could they make an argument for anything?

These judgments are based on their actions both on and off the pitch.

Disclaimer

This document is the result of years of careful, thorough analysis. It is 208% accurate. If you disagree with it, cope. I have a degree in Politics. The position of your favs on here does not affect you.

A lot of women's football players are left out of this as I don't want to pit them against men. The ones that are on there are there for a good time!

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Edits 05/03/24: amended Bounou's description to say "Emerging Arabian figurehead"

[lilirari]

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⊹ ( ⚽ ) . . . FAKE TEXTS ² !

ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ ꩜⋆ jack's back with his cinderella dilemma and it just keeps on getting worse. i need mason to listen to nwjns fr. i miss gavi sm :( the emojis in frenkie's contact name literally represents me when him fr. ok anyways enjoy ! oh & requests for fake texts are open :p love u all mwah <3

© LILIRARI, 2023 ★

[brasiliangp]

[strawberryblue-blog]

Blue's masterlist 🫧

Requests: closed for a while

Categories:

Smut 🫦

Fluff/Soft 🎀

Sad/Angst 💌

—Imagines.

Ruben Dias.

B-day cake. 🎀

Valentine's Day. 🎀🫦

A family with you. 🎀🫦

Dress. 🎀🫦

Goodbye, Ruben. 💌

The most beautiful woman. 🎀💌

Babysitter. 🎀

Babysitter. Part 2. 🎀

Ride on me. 🫦

Mason Mount.

Say that again. Part 1 💌

Say that again. Part 2. 🎀💌

Baby blue love. 🎀

She's mine too. Part 1. 🎀

She's mine too. Part 2. 🎀

Joao Felix.

Last time. 🫦💌

Fuck boy. 🎀💌

Disaster. Part 1. 🎀

Disaster. Part 2. 🫦

Call out my name. 🫦

Christian Pulisic.

Lover. 🎀

Pedri Gonzalez.

Brother's best friend. 🎀

Comfort boy. 🎀💌

Love again. Part 1. 💌

Love again. Part 2. 🎀💌

Love again. Part 3. 🎀💌

Love again. Part 4. 🎀

Stop calling me that. 🫦🎀

Between us. 🫦

Stop talking and kiss me. 🎀

Good girl. 🫦

Jude Bellingham.

It's about fate. 🎀

It's about fate. Part 2. 🎀

Pablo Gavi.

Love hate. Part 1 🎀

Love hate. Part 2 🎀🫦

Love hate. Part 3 🎀

Love hate. Part 4 🎀

Neighbors in trouble. Part 1. 🫦

Neighbors in trouble. Part 2. 🫦🎀

You don't know me. 🎀

Seven minutes in heaven. 🎀🫦

Guilty as Sin. 💌

So strong. 🎀

Summer love. 🎀

Fermin Lopez.

Sea of love. 🎀💌

Sea of love. Part 2. 🎀

Comeback to me. 🎀💌

Marc Guiu.

You're mine. 🎀

Héctor Fort.

First love. 🎀

—Headcanon.

The type of Boyfriend. Mason Mount. 🎀

The type of Bestfriend. Jude Bellingham. 🎀

The type of Roommate. Fermin Lopez. 🎀

The type of Husband. Ruben Dias. 🎀

The type of Boyfriend. Marc Guiu. 🎀

The type of Friend with benefits. P. Gavi. 🫦

The type of Boyfriend. Joao Felix. 🎀

The type of Boyfriend. Alejandro Balde. 🎀

—Reaction.

FC Barcelona. 🎀

FC Barcelona. 🎀

FC Barcelona. 🎀

FC Barcelona. 💌🎀

FC Barcelona. 🎀

FC Barcelona. 🎀

FC Barcelona. 🎀

—SFW/NSFW alphabet.

FC Barcelona. 🫦

FC Barcelona. 🎀

A to Z. Ruben Dias. 🫦

A to Z. Pedri Gonzalez. 🫦

A to Z. Pablo Gavi. 🫦

A to Z. Lamine Yamal. 🎀

A to Z. Ferran Torres.

And more coming.

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[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Happy national boyfriend day to the millions of boyfriends I'm in a one sided relationship with

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Princess of Monaco & Captain America of Soccer - CP10 (SM / Soft Launch / Soccer-F1 Crossover)

Location Monaco

Liked by lewishamilton scuderiaferarri lilymhe and 924,018 others

elizaleclercxo proud little sister 🫶🏻❤️🏎️ love you charlie, and congrats Carly and Osc

tagged arthur_leclerc charlesleclerc alexandrasaintmleux carlossaiz55 landonorris f1 scuderiaferarri

landonorris you: 😁 carlos: 🫤

elizaleclercxo one day i’ll get a smile out of him 😔

ferarriknowitall lando featured in a ferarri post 😭

elizaleclercxo unfortunately he is my friend so I had to include him

landonorris UNFORTUNATELY?!

lewishamilton the fifth picture eliza 👀

elizaleclercxo we are ignoring it Lew 😑

lewishamilton yes ma’am

alexandrasaintmleux I Love You 🩷

elizaleclercxo Je Vous Aime ❤️

charlesleclerc thank you little sister ❤️

liked by elizaleclercxo

lewishamilton really? you don’t see the guy? are you not worried?

charlesleclerc i met him already lewis, so no.

georgerussell63 and the rest of us haven’t?

Liked by leclerc_pascale devyn__sawyer acmilan and 981,634 others

cmpulisic a fun weekend 🛥️

devyn__sawyer you two need to just hard launch already 😒

cmpulisic her brothers said the same thing

lorenzotl they sound smart

arthur_leclerc i agree ☝🏼

milangirly wait… WHAT ARE THE LECLERC BROTHERS DOING HERE

chrisstan he’s is definitely dating their sister eliza 😌 liked by cmpulisic elizaleclercxo

rlc so many boats jeez

acmilan captain american aka christrizz

elizaleclercxo who ever took the 2nd photos is a talented photographer 👀

cmpulisic she is 😉

Location Monaco

elizaleclercxo and cmpulisic

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elizaleclercxo Je t'aime de toute mon âme ❤️

tagged cmpulisic

charlesleclerc finally

arthur_leclerc right!

devyn__sawyer only took them forever

kpulisic welcome to our family 🩷

elizaleclercxo thank you Mama Pulisic 💞

cmpulisic ti amo con tutto il mio cuore

elizapulisic Arrête Ça Chrétien 😚

lewishamilton so we can meet him now?

landonorris for your information lewis some of us have

georgerussell63 who?!

elizaleclerc Lanny, Osc, Lo, Alex, Neeks, Danny, Carly and Maxie

ferarriknowitall THE PRINCESS OF MONACO AND THE CAPTAIN AMERICA OF SOCCER 🇲🇨🇺🇸❤️

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angry christian defending rlc 🫶

[brasiliangp]

14.03.2024

[whorekneecentral]

boob or ass guys but only football players

I'll do it with the ones I write for :) 

mason - boob jack - ass  jude - probably both, more of a boob guy tho  neymar jr - both + thighs.  ruben - ass christian - boob kylian - ass + thighs  erling - boob, he likes to nap. I just know it.  richarlison - both + thighs

[nosugarallspice]

Masterlist

Football

Jude Bellingham

Ruben Dias

Erling Haaland

Kylian Mbappe

Darwin Nuñez

Neymar Jr

Trent Alexander Arnold

Andy Robertson

Jack Grealish

Virgil Van Dijk

Giovanni Reyna

Christian Pulisic

John Stones

Zlatan Ibrahimović

Lucas Paquetá

Hector Bellerin

Diego Lainez

Alejandro Balde

Josko Gvardiol

Ricardo Pepi

Star Wars

Anakin Skywalker

Kylo Ren

Darth Vader

People

Hayden Christensen

Formula One

Daniel Ricciardo

[julianalvarez9]

author's note: got inspired by lewis capaldi's album to make this. hopefully i can complete it jajajaj but yeah, enjoy! every stand-alone fics comes out on saturday/sunday :)

forget me / mason mount

wish you the best / john stones

pointless / christian pulisic

heavenly kind of state of mind / martin ødegaard

haven’t you ever been in love before? / rúben dias

love the hell out of you / ben chilwell

burning / gavi

any kind of life / pedri

the pretender / kepa arrizabalaga

leave me slowly / paulo dybala

how this ends / joão félix

how i’m feeling now / julián álvarez

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

So many pretty men with their puppy dog brown eyes. I need them to stare at me while they rail me

[findingnemosworld]

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