#Putting in the tags bc I'm a coward actually

[eepiestmonarch]

Where's that post where someone's is asking about opinions that get you surrounded like this bc I have one

[whoishotteranimepolls]

Fandom Observation Funny tags: One Piece Marines

Due to character limits, the funny tags post has had to be broken up into multiple parts

This post contains the tags for all the Marines plus Cipher Pol. I ran into a little issue with character limits again because someone, and they know who they are, got carried away with their love of smoker. At least they're entertaining, plus I don't mind. They're one of my favorite followers because of their tags

Admirals

Akainu: "The world's next top authoritarian," magma Daddy, "He makes donuts and I still love him" “akainu looks like a toxic yaoi seme in a yakuza story (this is hot) (100% would let him do to me what toxic yaoi semes do to poor unfortunate ukes)” “akainu is too wide and stiff. He'd probably loosen up if I gave him a blowjob but I wouldn't because he's ugly and a bad person” “I like scars.” “proof that a beard can change men” “yo sakazuki is hot PERIODT. However post-ts has a little goatee and that's fucking sexy as shit love that love you daddy sakazaddy yum” “My baby daddy looks hot in both versions though😍😍😍” “pre timeskip because he's only a cop then and not the head of all cops” “are people voting like literally hotter? cos that burgundy outfit has only been worn better by Doflamingo and the sakazuki camellia (like that’s its actual cutivar-synonymous with Sakazukiba apparently) like I’m guessing it’s the fire joke cos I love pink and red together and it’s one of the few redeeming features of akainu well he’s still got the camellia in the second but it’s striking in the first against the red” “reblogging bc this is the funniest picture of akainu ive ever seen bless u op reminds me of the ‘mom says it’s my turn on the xbox’ memes”

Fujitora: "fujitora yes plz that like calm collected way he fights makes me KNOW hed take care of his partner real good", "have you seen how he slurps his noodles? I just know he could eat me out in ways I could never imagine"

Kizaru: “We are losing but we are free Borsalino” “Borsi Baby” “

Sengoku: “Sengoku is no villain” “Don't think he gets enough love especially since he's probably packing”

Ryokugyu: "I'm a sucker for plant/earth based powers, can't help it. Plus he's got the lovely shirt allergy. And he is genuinely better looking than Volcano Gru.” “

Shockingly, no Kuzan yet if anyone would like to change that

Vice admirals

Doll: “not to be a marinefucker but if doll doesn't win i call conspiracy” “VOTE VICE ADMIRAL DOLL she'll punch you so hard your grandparents will feel it but thats kinda hot so” “doll is stupidly hot hot take shes hotter than boa”

Garp: “garp all the way his scottish accent does it for me and the salt and pepper look” “Objectively? Garp. However he loses points for being a pig” “uh oh i have gender envy for garp but” “I just have to clarify, because I went through the tags. That is not a Scottish accent you're hearing from Garp, it's Welsh. Vincent Regan is Welsh, which is still a Celt but completely different from a Scottish. For starters, you can understand him and that is the biggest hint that it's not Scottish you will ever get.” “monkey d garp should show me what the d in his name stands for” “garp lost this because y'all are FUCKING COWARDS don't worry gramps i got ya

Smoker: "Smokedaddy", "Smokestack. 'Ole Smokey. Smokin' Hot Smoker", "smokers allergy to keeping his Tits covered compels me", "i do love smoked sausage i'm sorry i'll see myself out", "smoker he's just so beefy like fuckkk and he's like almost 40 i just wanna be smokers lil housewife", "smoker is a beautiful lesbian to me", "smoked sausage I just *know* he's got more to work with than a cocktail weenie", "SMOKEYBEAR PAPA SMOKE MY KING i would smoke him like a chimney if you're pickin up what I'm putting down wink wink nudge nudge he really would kill my lungs but it'd be a fun time", "SMOKER PAPUCHO RICO I NEED HIM", "smoker is solid (despite being made of smoke)", "smoker. smo-yan. ultimate "guy who is allergic to wearing shirts" and honestly? he's so right for that. he needs to show off his tits! in a one piece man boob ranking he's coming number 2 (after crocodile) i said this in dms earlier today but it needs to be released to the world "fat d*ck fat tits fat ass he has it all" smoker is PACKINNNNN in every way he's genuinely so attractive, even just considering him physically and look at his sexy facial scar also (beck also has one. very good) and his slicked back short hair.....not to mention the things that are very endearing about him personality wise - he does masculinity like NOBODY ELSE. genuinely NO ONE does it like him like. he's gruff but he has a very strong personal moral code and he really *does* care..... the man's a tsundere and he's never been cruel to those undeserving like in his introduction - kids bumps into him, spills ice cream on his pants YOU KNOW WHAT SMOKER SAYS? YK WHAT HE SAYS? "my pants ate your ice cream." KILL ME NOWWWWWW HES SO FUCKING HOT IM EATING MY OWN HANDS and then he GIVES THE KID MONEY TO BUY MORE ICE CREAM. jesus christ smoker big d*ick big tits big heart i fucking love him good god", "something something vague moaning sounds I would call him smokey just to provoke him",

Smoker continued: “daddy smoker you may not win any fights in op but you CAN win this poll <3” “Smoker there's zero competition sorry. i think i got pregnant just watching him in punk hazard.”  “Smoker? I hardly know 'er-” “gotta add to that wonderful smokersweep 👀✌️✨” “smoker for the voice and drive” “while i am usually a horny demented sex freak, smoker is cool because of his moral compass, the way he treats regular civilians, and the rack of cigs he keeps on him 24/7” “Why is Smoker attractive? Excuse me, he is 6'10 and exudes Daddy Dom energy, and due to his logia fruit, he comes with his own unique form of bondage. Smoke cuffs, anyone? I want to be his naughty little Marine or pirate, whatever he's into. I also think there could be some other kinky implications of his devil fruit, but I won't get into it here. I'm already gladly going to horny jail for this” “SINCE WHEN WAS SMOKER 6'10???” “That intro should be enough to persuade anyone. That Smoker is the bestest boy. Then post time skip he became the beefiest boy” "Listen. Smoker's a big muscular man who's canonically good with kids. He also refuses to NOT walk around bare chested” “can he stub those cigars out on me. please. please. plea- [comically large piano falls on me, cutting off my speech]” “a part two to my smoker defense, now that ive been given permission to talk about his dick: the man is the definition of a service dom. he could be mean, sweet, whatever you want. whatever you *need*. as others have mentioned, he's tall as fuck. he's built like a brick shithouse. he could manhandle you, fuck you against a wall, hold you up in front of a mirror, countless other positions... and the smoke. position awkwardness is no longer a thing. your partner can't reach something? not anymore ! smoke hand ! and, of course, the gags, the handcuffs, the blindfolds.... all made of smoke.... is it not intimate, to have restraints be made of your partners own powers? i'm not even into daddy kink but if he asked me to call him that? i'm down. would do anything for this man / would let this man do anything to me. also just look at him and tell me his dick's not as thick as a beer ca- [i am pushed into oncoming traffic]” “come on. you can't look me dead in the eye and tell me you don't think smoker would make a great father. Due to this, i would gladly let him rail me into a wall while im gagged with his smoke until im stuffed fuller than luffy during his fight with croco in alabasta.” “wdym I'm older than Smoker ??!!” “He's a gruff tough guy who if a girl walks into him and drops her ice cream, he'll buy her extra scoops.” “hes buff hes gruff he wont take no guff hes got the right stuff” “I just yelled so loud bc smoker? a baddie? I mean I guess but 😭😭😭” “if smoker is a villain then by god im fucking the evil hes not a villain???? hes my babygirl. who im going to get pregnant or the other way around im not picky” (Note: 70% or more of the smoker section was made up of tags by one person. That person was @badtzbot. If you want to thank them)

Tsuru: “tsuru is a queen” “im gonna be so honest with you. six-foot-eight gilf appreciation hours” “tsurus so hot gilf of all time”

Other Marines

Helmeppo: “y'all are sleeping on helmeppo” “everyone forgot about a certain sword scene mhmm you fools”

Hina: “it's hina 100% hello? have you heard her voice?? also she smokes (not hot to me irl. very hot in fiction)”

Koby: “Koby tf?? Hr got them sad wide eyes n I love that for him He's like a pink baby cat I wanna squeeze n hug him”

Tashigi: “i love tashigi i will forever love tashigi FUCK YOU GUYS she's my BABYGIRL !!!! how can you not fall for that autism sword rizz that heart of gold and strong moral compass she shares with smoker her cute little face….. she could probably benchpress me man shes probably super strong i want to take her out on a date and compliment her and fluster her and and and” “The Tashigi agenda is dying…”

Cipher Pol

Lucci: “good to see lucci and his stupid beard is in last place” “kind of want to be railed by his hybrid form so I have to vote for him”

Kaku: “if his nose is square does that mean his dick is too? just asking”

[marinsawakening]

Actually since they orphaned their work like a coward I now feel justified complaining about the fic directly. Not like anyone but me knows who wrote it at this point.

Look at this shit.

Like. Holy shit. Where do I start.

'Impa has a right to be upset but what she said to Link was cruel' wow good thing Ghirahim has never said anything cruel to Link. Certainly not something like, "I'd take pleasure in punishing you, but I have no time for recreation. But next time, I'll do more than just beat you senseless. I'll make the affair so excruciating you'll deafen yourself with the shrill sound of your own screams." That'd be crazy haha. It'd make the author's anger at Impa's 'cruelty' look wildly hypocritical and nonsensical, perhaps fueled by some kind of bigoted bias even. Good thing Ghirahim is a famously kind guy who is never cruel!

Dropping the sarcasm. The mere idea that GHIRAHIM of all people would get angry at Impa for hurting Link's feelings is ridiculous. He literally has an animation of him licking Link's blood of his sword.

Impa told Link a harsh truth, plainly laying out the consequences his failure would have, and did so in an angry way. Ghirahim has threatened to kill and torture Link on multiple occassions, clearly relishing it. And between the two of them, IMPA is the one that gets a whole fic dedicated to insulting her for being 'cruel'? And GHIRAHIM is the valiant protector? GHIRAHIM gets a sympathetic fanon backstory of abuse to expand on his character and his reasons for acting the way he did in canon, but Impa needs to be yelled at, put in her place?

I'm singling out this fic bc there's no author connected to it anymore and it's particularly egregious, but it is far from unique. Damn near every fic with Skyward Sword Impa exists to talk about how she hurt Link's feelings that one time. Even when they try to be evenhanded about it, show Impa in a sympathetic light, these fics exist to make her admit she was wrong, to 'deal with her'.

Link's hurt feelings are a problem to be addressed, but Impa's emotions during this scene are, at absolute best, secondary. Her anger only matters insofar as it hurt Link's feelings, anything that caused this anger only matters insofar as it can be used to explain why she hurt Link's feelings, if it matters at all. As far as large chucks of the fandom are concerned, Impa's whole entire character revolves around that time she hurt Link's feelings, and most of the time, they don't even try to be sympathetic towards her. A brown woman hurt a white guy's feelings and needs to apologize for it, be punished for it.

It's so blatantly, disgustingly racist and sexist, especially when you consider how she is treated in comparison to the other characters in the game who have hurt Link. Ghirahim has a large contingent of fans who give him elaborate abuse backstories to make his character more layered and sympathetic. Groose is a widely beloved character and fics dealing with his bullying of Link are as likely to revolve around his feelings as Link's. Zelda has plenty of fic that are not about that time she manipulated Link. All three of these characters can and do get bashed for hurting Link's feelings, but most of the time, in fics where they have a big role, they aren't reduced to it. Groose's treatment is the closest to Impa's, but finding fics featuring Groose that aren't about him apologizing/being punished for being mean to Link is really not that hard. I have spent enough time digging in the Impa tag to know that's not true for her.

Impa's character is hated, ignored or dismissed a disproportionate amount compared to other characters, even when those characters have done far worse than her. Why are people only interested in thinking about her, writing about her when they can make it about Link? She's a badass ninja who is implied to be the last of her people and have survived the apocalypse. The vast majority of her screentime shows her as kind, gentle even.

So why, why are the vast majority of people only interested in exploring that one time she was mean to Link? How is that more interesting than her relationship to Hylia and Zelda, how she felt during the millenia she spent alone protecting the Triforce, her experiences as being (very probably) the last human on the Surface?

These are rhetorical questions. It's because she's a brown woman. Her actions receive less grace than others' and her character receives less thought than others' because she is a brown woman. If Ghirahim had been a brown woman we'd have a million fics calling him an abusive pedophile rapist, complete with long 'trauma recovery' fics for Link (just look at how Cia gets treated). If Impa had been a white man, she'd have a widespread established tragic fanon backstory by now and would probably be one of the top characters shipped with Link in sksw. And you fucking know it.

I was gonna end it here but I'm still mad so ONE MORE THING:

Congrats, you managed to miss the entire point of the scene you wrote a whole damn fic about! Of COURSE Impa knew Ghirahim was targeting Link! Of COURSE Impa knew that Link was facing obstacles designed to slow him down! Her brain is not, in fact 'dementia-ridden'. She got through the damned dungeon too, didn't she? Her issue is that Link wasn't good enough to get to Zelda in time in spite of these obstacles. Because the whole entire goddamn world is on the line and the Goddess' Chosen is seemingly not up to the job. The truth is Link WAS late, he DID need to get better, or his friend and world would be doomed. If the hero is successfully foiled by evil's obstacles, that's a damn problem!! THAT'S what she was upset about! You wrote a whole goddamn fic insulting her while she's not allowed to even offer a single word of defense and you didn't even understand what she was saying!

God fucking forbid a woman do anything.

[johnslittlespoon]

okay a bit (a lot, tldr in tags) of rambling to gather my thoughts, but for the dog coded bucky fic <3 enjoyers i have tentatively decided:

i will finish chapter two so ik it's # serious lol, plan out the rest of the chapters so i make sure i don't need to change anything in the first two (bc i'm still not even sure how many chapters it'll be), and then, i think i will force myself to stop being a Coward and post ch1 🫠

but i DO want to warn you that i am a slow writer, i've said this before ik, but i haven't written a chaptered fic in about five years so i'm really not sure how my pacing will be, so i feel like it's fair to lyk in advance!

my ideal aim would be to get a chapter out once a week, but i'm gonna be so real, a more realistic goal is once every two–ish weeks because me + freshly–medicated adhd + writing is not conducive to productivity lmaoo :')) tbh i'd be happy if i even got one done a month but i'm hoping to be faster than that, i just also don't want to rush bc this fic is so close to my heart already, i don't want to put smth out where i feel like i let myself/readers down. <3

anyway. that's my yapping for the afternoon, very excited bc i made a lovely fellow fruit loop friend recently while in queue for a concert and we both accidentally found out the other wrote fanfic LOL u get close real quick when ur holding out for barricade all day 😭

but we have a writing day planned tmrw!! bc body doubling is a lifesaver. so i'm rly hopeful i'll get ch2/all my plotting done tmrw and if all goes well, ch1 can be posted this week <33 half of the reason for posting this is to hold myself accountable too bc i'll feel more pressure to work away at it so i don't have to eat my words lmfaoo

to the angels who have been following the (very slow) formation of this fic, genuinely thank u sm for being so patient with me and also for always keeping my spirits and motivation up chatting to me ab it, i don't think i would've ever actually ended up writing it otherwise so!! i am v thankful <33 it's 'just fic' but it's also a return to something i adore but haven't had the inspo or energy for in years so i'm very :'))

[james-stark-the-writer]

just finished Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and it is a game written by cowards for cowards.

the final twist genuinely ruins the game. it's so stupid as a narrative decision. i hate it so much. it almost makes me understand what the people yelling about The Last Jedi being too subservient to its themes were yelling about (OBVIOUSLY not the ones that were being bigoted and loud and wrong about it, but just the ones who had actual issues with its narrative directions/execution). genuinely, the twist takes what could have been an extremely solid 8.5, maybe a 9/10 game down to a 4/10 game with nothing of interest to say deluding itself into thinking it's saying anything of worth by thoughtlessly repeating patterns as if that's supposed to generate meaning without any real effort of actually committing to that meaning, or seeing the world as anything beyond its basic binary worldview of Good and Bad.

putting that twist in fundamentally cuts the legs out from any actual, interesting and substantive critique it could have leveled at the legal system and our feelings about people on trial and their perceived guilt or innocence, and it just ends up reinforcing it as a power of good that Will Ultimately Prevail In The Search For Truth, as if that is even remotely a thing any legal system is concerned with, especially the one in the game that mostly just stumbles into The Right Choices because it's a game controlled by the player. it's frankly ideologically incoherent to the point of saying nothing because its critique is unfocused and toothless. best it can muster is "maybe some people are corrupt and lying, but if You take Advantage of The System, you can beat them" as if malicious compliance is supposed to change the system. fuck off.

ran out of tags but. i'm serious about this lol, i really hate it as a narrative and ideological choice. the game threatens to say something bold and interesting and then just pulls the rug out from underneath you. it sucks. it's very much like 12 Angry Men in that way, i think, except at least that movie Knows what it's saying and that its basic premise is its ideological downfall, this just doesn't really feel like it says anything much interesting or coherent, ultimately, because the criticism either drowns in the length and comedic nature of it, or just ultimately isn't focused and pointed and nuanced enough to actually say something meaningful. like ik someone's gonna do a "kid's game" thing but hello, kid's shit has always been nuanced and just bc it's "for kids" doesn't mean it has to abide by some binary ass morality that flattens all its interesting critique, especially when you're constantly led, structurally, to the more interesting and nuanced narrative choice only to have a twist completely ruin it and making it all feel like a waste of your time. plenty of things are nuanced and interesting and "for kids" without deflating their themes and messages by writing a stupid twist that undercuts the interesting parts of its arguments.

[einsatzzz]

happy OCtober! don’t be afraid i started to check more on other oc creators thanks to mel. i’m surprised you are following me?? anyway, yui is my favorite at the moment. yui nation rise 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ hiyori give him to me

Hi Charlotte! Thank you for checking out my yakuza blorbos 🥹🥹💖✨ Also I saw that Yui is your favorite of them so far sjdhfhsvfsvd Don't worry, Hiyori would happily give him to you! No returns/refunds policy tho! (and yess!! iirc, i saw u interacting with mel and followed, bc yippeee another oc lover!! but im usually a coward at interactions, so ty for interacting first!)

Laughing so hard bc rip bozo to my bro Sou (oc co-creator), because we always make fun of Yui and bully him/call him ugly but then I'm also just a sweaty otome gamer who always draws ikemen so I always get smth like "Why did you draw him so good, he's supposed to be ugly?!" 🤣🤣🤣

I wanna reply to ur tags but I'll just put it all here, if you don't mind hjvfsgfgs

Kurumi's image color is initially just Crimson Red, but we eventually decided to add pink (because red clashes with Enma's, another "boss" character), so she has two colors now. Though we haven't edited it in her wiki yet because we don't know what exact shade of pink to use yet.

Kana reminding you of Ach/eron, feels so right tbh hahaha Two of her early inspirations are actually Rai/den Sho/gun (Gen/shin) and Rai/den Mei (Hon/kai). One of her prominent voice claims were also Sawashi/ro Miyu/ki! So you're very on-point!! hehe 😆😆

I'm surprised there isn't much presence of yakuza families in canon considering that the story took place in Ja/pan! So, I'm so happy to see that @melonchanverse also has yakuza family ocs!! 😭💖✨ *holds yakuza neighbors au in my hands softly* I will draw this someday, soon.

And yes, Yui sees them as both bestfriends and younger siblings. On the other hand, Kana also sees him as both a bestfriend and a younger sibling. On the other other hand, Kurumi is the one true imouto of the trio.

[sarcophagid]

i love ur oc so much, xxv is such an interesting thing

i need to study him under a microscope (i want to know more abt ur oc and xxv's lore)

sorry for the late answer but tysm!! i'm glad you like him :D (or both yuanji and xxv 🤔?) i haven't worked on yuanji recently so unforch i dont have a ton of new lore ;-; but the old info is still accessible in the hunting party tag 👍

i'll put up a better introduction for dice game lore soon!

in the meantime, i have some trivia+unsorted story bits:

he doesn't like soup, this is referencing meng po's soup, which is drank by the dead to remove their memories of hell and their previous life in order to move on. xxv remembers both his previous life and his experience in hell so i wonder...

his birthday is 7/7 on the lunar calendar (he is a leo 🤔). this is also the qixi festival! part of the story associated with this festival is that magpies formed a bridge across the sky, and xxv is vaguely bird-associated.

xxv, despite not really caring for the well-being of other players, has a soft spot for children because he had younger siblings in his past life. at least, thats what nightingale claims 🤔

might've already been noticed but he has red nails! there's no real reason i just thought it looked cool.

despite the reasons not to* i kind of wanted ithaqua and xxv to meet because it'd be funny. like xxv is not similar to nathaniel when you put them next to each other but he's also just similar enough that him and ithaqua would kind of grate on each other. i want them to play tractor because it involves teamwork (and bc theres no hard rules also they're someone exempt from rules + someone punished by them). they're not on the same team, i just want to see what strategies they would come up with. * i feel like the chapter kind of closed when ithaqua killed nathaniel so i dont really want those two to meet, bc ithaqua's moved on from nathaniel and possibly even forgot him considering his possible amnesia. ^ also ithaqua is dealing with some sort of amnesia (kinda hinted at through his mentions of memories and forgetting), while xxv claims amnesia in an attempt to willfully ignore his past. both of them have a somewhat skewed perception of reality and it'd be interesting to see how they interact. but i think itha would dislike him 🤔 despite not knowing who xxv hangs out with he can still clock him as a liar and a coward.

lucky guy is friends (ish) with xxv, but it actually started out a bit more mentor-like because xxv was implied to also be from a different time setting, plus he's a few years his junior so lucky guy feels a bit like he should guide someone greener than him 🤔. even though their relationship gets a bit strained, i want their friendship to persevere... xxv should behave and be wiser maybe...

ty for reading :D!

[thebansacredbanned]

ok so I have managed to lose the original fic ask game post that @wishthefish tagged me in a couple of weeks ago bUT I did save this screenshot so I will just randomly talk about these fics for a bit (I am always happy to talk about my fics for a bit, this is an open invitation) SO

I know I've been through the wars

This is part of the greater Xuyao (yes Wen Xu and Meng Yao, no I'm not sorry, they're immensely shippable if you're not a coward) 'choose your own adventure' verse where I basically lose my mind and create diverging timelines in almost all of which Meng Yao suffers terribly bc Meng Yao whump is weirdly easy to write

The cyoa thread for this is 'Wen Xu dies as in canon and Wen Chao decides he wants Meng Yao for himself' -> 'Wen Chao dies as in canon, WRH continues to let everyone else abuse MY' -> 'NMJ conceals the way MY has been treated so no one knows'

All the titles from the greater Xuyao cyao fic come from the The Amazing Devil song "Battle Cries", which I chose mostly because there was a cool lyric for the first fic back when it was supposed to be a one-shot, but also loads of the lyrics from the song work really well

I picked "I know I've been through the wars" for this chapter because unlike in the alternate branch of this fic where everyone finds out, only MY (and NMJ, to a certain extent) have any idea of what exactly MY has been through. Which is good because his trauma isn't being gossiped about! But is also Bad because people who him to be happy (people = LXC) keep accidentally making things worse :3

which then my few beloved commenters were like 'this is so evil!' and i was like 'it's not even that bad' and they were like 'YES it IS', but angst is my default at this point for some reason so I didn't notice oops

At the end MY runs away from the banquet to hide. There's currently one sequel branch for this (NMJ goes to find him and is actually helpful for once (this is largely NHS' fault)). I have some plans for another branch (LXC goes to find him and continues to try to help without knowing the problem) but the way my brain was taking it was almost Too Dark for me so I haven't written it (yet). I might. Or I might be nice to MY for once and have LXC go and actually find out the problem. But then I'd be being nice so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it

This is. Nie Mingjue/Jin Zixun. I am sorry about this one

So when I wrote the first Xuyao installment I really wanted to write but my brain wasn't clicking so I put the sunshot generation into a random name picker, spun it a bunch of times, and decided Meng Yao and Wen Xu would be interesting (it was going to just be a creepy dark fic and then I wrote like three sentences and went oh. it's a love story. oops)

ANYWAY a few months later when I was bored I spun the wheel a bunch more times so now I have a Selection of rare pairs for whenever I feel like it

Mingxun was Not the one I was going to write first but here we are

Basically my initial thoughts were "jin zixun gets bullied into going to war by his cousin and then gets his gay awakening when he gets shouted at my nie mingjue" and yeah I guess that Happened

The title is a lyric from "Helpless" from Hamilton and was @nemainofthewater's fault/idea, which I thank her sincerely for because I hate titling things. I also think it's really funny

This was SUPPOSED to be a short crack one-shot but then wishthefish bullied/persuaded/encouraged to write more and it's annoyingly fun so now there are at least three chapters with the potential of more

Takes place within a mixture of show and book canons, whichever is funnier at any given moment

Really, if Jin Zixun is too busy being distracted by da-ge then no one is causing problems at the hunt and no one is getting murdered by out of control Wen Ning so like. This could very much solve all the problems

[im-just-a-whump-machine]

Yannow, maybe if you *weren't* a terrible, aggressive person that absolutely nobody wants to spend any time with, maybe less people would agree that you are that, hmm

1 ) I didn’t check your profile because I couldn’t give less of a shit about you or your beliefs and experiences btw. I only care about your asshole attitude and hypocrisy related to this conversation.

We're going straight in with an absolutely vile attitude, I see! @tiefling-enjoyer had the right of it, I believe, saying "maybe you're just a nasty person nobody wants to be around". I might be biased, bihexual, but all evidence I've seen from you certainly points to that conclusion.

2 ) I HAVE BEEN IN THERAPY AND ON MEDS FOR 16 YEARS. IT DIDN’T DO SHIT.

And to think, you were bragging about these affordable resources to me, saying you would have put me in touch with them were I not calling out ableists like yourself. I'm very glad I dodged that bullet, actually.

3 ) I was abused and gaslit severely by both my parents (and I still am by one of them bc I can’t afford to move out). I can’t get a job, and if I do, I can’t even keep it for more than a year because of ableism against my autism. I was bullied all my school years (also due to the autism). I have been abandoned and backstabbed by nearly every single friend I had in my entire life, with no explanation or reason. I also had an abusive romantic partner at one point. I could keep going honestly, my life sucks ass.

Seriously bihexual, imma need you to get your story straight here. Do you or do you not have the perfect family you lorded over me and claimed you could spend time with any time you wanted when you couldn't tear yourself away from fighting with me? Where's this perfect life you bragged about? Or did you just make all that shit up? Wouldn't be surprised, given the other shit you've done.

4 ) But sure, all of that is my fault because I’m a “nasty person” and a “miserable cunt.”

couldn't resist 🤣

5 ) Most people are selfish assholes to some degree, the world isn’t sunshine and rainbows most of the time, and you have to be at least a little mean to survive.

Wow, what a nihilistic outlook on the world. So edgy and emo, MCR would be proud 🤣 I might genuinely start putting you in a minute. Also "you have to be at least a little mean to survive?" 🤣🤣🤣 Whatever helps you sleep at night thinking you're in the right for foucking harassing me when I was calling out the rampant ableism of pro-kid wankers such as yourself.

6 ) Well, Shit doesn’t turn out great for everyone, and blaming people for their trauma-based reactions from facing a harsh reality is so egocentric and callous.

The absolute fucking nerve you must have to turn around and say this after tearing me apart when I say I hate kids due to trauma and autism is unreal. Are you even on our planet anymore? Have you shifted into some other dimension where you're in the right?

7 ) You supposedly “love the world and everything in it” (which is a lie and a massive oversimplification

Ok, so we've moved on to the extremely aggressive assumption and attack mode. Seriously bihexual, if a single optimist can get you this worked up then you *really* need to log off. I personally don't love the world very much, but this is very much an overreaction even from my pov. Chill tf out.

8 ) That is until somebody kills your vibe by bringing up reality. Then you decide to start attacking them.

@tiefling-enjoyer I am so sorry that that ugly-ass bitch would ever say something like that to you /ref. I have read your post and the tags, and you weren't attacking bihexual? If anything, you sounded a hell of a lot less aggressive than them, which is... I'm not trying to insult you, but that isn't a difficult thing to achieve, if I'm being honest. No offense, but they win all awards on the "attacking" and "being an utter fucking hypocrite" fronts.

9 ) Go fuck yourself! Don’t bother replying, you’re getting blocked.

Oh so you *can* just block people you disagree with, rather than baiting them into blocking you instead! Very interesting discovery. Quick question, you couldn't have just done that with me instead of being a massive cunt?

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

hello. as someone who knows nothing about antigone or classics in general, your tags on the tragedy poll greatly intrigued me. could you elaborate on why you feel that antigone shouldn't win the tournament/isn't the most tragic character in her play? /gq, i voted for doof, i'm actually curious bc i assumed most people who have read/seen antigone would naturally vote for her

disclaimer: i am not a classics major, nor am i particularly smart. with that in mind, i have some opinions

if you haven't read antigone, my very brief synopsis of the play:

antigone's father, the king, has died. her brothers have killed each other in a squabble for power. her uncle creon becomes king and decrees that as punishment for his actions, the corpse of one of antigone's brothers is not allowed to be buried and will instead be left out as carrion; the punishment for violating this decree is execution. antigone openly and repeatedly attempts to bury her brother anyways.

the majority of the play is a single conversation between antigone and creon about her actions. antigone's position is that creon has become a slave to his own power, and that when it comes to leaving her brother unburied, he is acting as though his hands are tied even though he has the power to reverse this law. she views him as a traitor to his family who is willing to abandon his ethics in order to cling to power. creon's position is that antigone is naive and idealistic, and willing to throw away her life to make a point even though she doesn't really know the details of the situation she's staking her life on (given that she's willing to die to defend a brother who, according to creon at least, is a huge piece of shit and didn't give a fuck about his family)

anyways. creon tries to convince antigone to back out of her attempts to force his hand but she won't: she wants him to either put his own niece to death, or admit that maybe the laws he made are kind of bullshit and that he has the power to reverse them. he refuses, and orders her to be immured. she commits suicide before this can happen. creon's only son, antigone's fiance, finds out she's dead and kills himself. creon's wife finds out her son is dead and also kills herself. the play ends with creon's entire family dead, creon's will to live gone, and creon just sort of resigning himself to going about his kingly duties anyways.

here is my opinion: both of these characters are right in their analyses of each other, and the end of the play itself is about their respective beliefs being taken to their most logical extremes.

antigone died, but she died rebelling against a system that she hated. she died making a valiant last stand, one that she already knew would kill her, one that would make her a martyr in the eyes of the public and made it clear what she believed in. regardless of whether or not she was right, whether or not she died for something worth dying for, she knew what she wanted and she got it. she chose how she wanted to die.

creon didn't die because, to put it bluntly, he is a coward. ironically, he is the only one of his family that lacks the courage to break out from under the yoke of his own laws, despite being literally the only person capable of changing them. he has damned himself to a life of hell, and he has done so knowingly and willingly; at the end of the play, after his entire family is left dead by his own hands, he doesn't even allow himself time to grieve, because that isn't what is required of him as a ruler. he's left with nothing, not even the sympathy of the audience. he has robbed himself of agency. none of this needed to happen, but he did it anyways.

antigone died with the catharsis of choice. creon lived, knowing the only person he could blame for his suffering was himself.

[dukethomas]

credit to @bondingrazzledazzletime and @afellowstargazingdreamer for daring me to post this!! i said i would do a snippet but uhh i couldn’t choose so it’s actually snippets from most of the songs glinda’s in. audio quality is a tad off bc i had to convert to mp3

songs in order are: no one mourns the wicked, what is this feeling, dancing through life (the part where glinda gives elphaba the hat), popular, defying gravity, thank goodness, i’m not that girl (reprise), for good, finale

[yellowhearther0]

one more thing and then i’ll shut up

wound up crying in front of both of my parents and they both basically told me that this wouldn’t of happened if i had just said something when my mom was telling me off the first time but also like-

they do realize theres a reason i didnt say anything

[wigglebox]

First of all, I just wanted to thank you. Your blog has been such a safe space for me these past few days.

I honestly never thought something like this would happen but now that the dust has settled a bit and all the jokes have died down I'm feeling a little bad for Misha, because I know that there's a real possibility that he is bi. I mean people keep saying things like why would he say he's bi if he isn't?' Or why did the people at stands who know him personally accepted the whole coming out so easily? And the only thing that would make sense here is that he decided to take back his statement after he saw how big it got, and I don't blame him for being blindsided by this to be honest, spn barely ever makes the news. Why would those vultures hop on this of all things? I do feel like a lot of other people feel the same, I see them implying it in their tags but not going further, and I get it. People want to respect his words, but someone going back into the closet after not receiving the reaction they'd been expecting isn’t such a wild theory, hell, I bet a bunch of us had to go back to the closet as well when we felt unsafe.

And if by some miracle he is straight, I really don't get some people's reactions who feel like he's betrayed them or something. Did you only like this person because you thought he was queer? That's like supporting someone else only because they're a woman like you for example. It makes no sense. The people calling him homophobic are even more baffling. The worst thing he's done is, make gay jokes about himself? How does that hurt anyone? Again unless you've decided to support this person only because you thought he was queer, which feels very disingenuous. It's definitely not on the same level, as say, J*red making degrading gay jokes about other people. And not to mention the fact that Misha's always been like this? So no, he didn't queerbait you either. You just didn't put a limit to your parasocializing habits.

It's just been a tough couple of days for me, and not even entirely because of Misha to be honest, but because of how my fellow members of the community showed that you have to act a certain way to feel like you belong. I saw someone basically say that Misha is a coward for not coming out completely if he actually is bi, and as a closeted bisexual living in an unsafe and homophobic environment, that was really disheartening to read, and yes Hollywood is an unsafe environment, especially for a bisexual man.

I honestly think I'm going to take a break from this fandom, so many of my favorite people here have been disappointing me so much lately. I wanted to thank you again for your wonderful blog and hope you have a very nice day.💗

i'm so sorry you feel like you have to leave for a little bit but we'll be here when you get back! <3

i won't touch on everything else you said for the most part bc same.

and it's hard, because you feel like in your heart still, despite him saying both queer things and straight comments over the years, you feel like he's still like... he still obviously belongs. also I mean, poly people are also under the queer umbrella, soooooooo....? we just gonna ignore that?

also straight isn't rigid either. straight is one of those identities people can use for a number of things.

privately, we don't know what's going on with him, so it's hard to make the argument 'this is someone who was forced back in the closet' but what I am standing firm on is the fact that he was forced to label himself at all. people will come back at me with the 'oh but he said it during the dinner' but even then, not really. a 'coming out' usually doesn't happen when you randomly answer a fan's interjection about raising a hand or something. he brought bisexuality up in the poll to the audience and the bisexuality and poets thing but really, it's no more damning than other things he's said.

he's said things that very much allude to 'i'm not a 0 on the kinsey scale' and he's said things that make you go oh okay he said he's straight.

but how straight lol. there are men out there who do call themselves straight but will still have had some kind of intimate interactions with a man, and not just platonically or whatever.

this is me speculating on his private situation which I don't really want to do but the point being is — the man was seeing his name, his ex-wife's name, and his children's names in these articles that are googlable, and reputable [somehow] and once it hit people magazine I think he truly may have started to panic.

and he made his labeling public, on the record, because he had no other choice.

so if he is actually privately out and about doing his thing, and isn't completely rigidly straight as a board — it's NOT cowardly to feel like you can't be yourself publically to the world, especially when other people are involved.

that's another thing i can't understand when people say he was a coward for 'not coming out if he actually as bi' because, no? the fandom on fandom discomfort that's growing every day is very distressing for many queer fans who don't know where they fall, and/or don't know how to address it publically to friends and family, or can't because of safety issues.

other people were getting involved with this. once his ex wife and kids are getting named, that's a whole other story. himself is one thing, but tabloid journalists are ruthless.

people think it's easy for Actormen to come out or allude to queerness and indeed maybe for SOME it is, but it's not the same for everyone. his own personal history wasn't on the line with these press articles, all his loved ones' were too.

Btw if you think it's easy for Actormen, please read this article by Colton Haynes. Trigger warnings for assault and homophobia but it's still a sad reality.

so i don't care if he's straight straight or queer but doesn't know how to define himself and goes with straight for protection or necessity, or if whatever. idk. i don't care.

he had to say it. there was no other choice for him. and you can never compare our situations with his 100% because i know i sure don't have to be worried that the new york post is going to write an article about me or people magazine or out magazine, bringing my family who likes to remain private out into the spotlight with me.

and it is what it is.

he's still the same person. he's never invalidated us, and any time he missteps he apologizes sincerely. and he listens, and he tries to learn. he also has foot in mouth disease which, I really don't feel like ANYONE in this fandom has ANY right to criticize him for because lordy. some of y'all are pretty queerphobic, biphobic — said some really awful things — except y'all don't have to worry about dragging your loved ones into a media and fandom melee and all your private details and relationships are about to become public.

*also when i'm saying 'you' i mean the royal You xD not you-you, nonny I promise <3

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#5

jiang cheng and wei wuxian

obviously i lean into the sibling vs romantic angles in different stories, but like. both dynamics are gr9 for these two.

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#4

yes, good, ideal

7 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

#3

they're splitting the wicked movie into two films. supposedly putting anything after defying gravity would be 'anticlimactic' (unlike the year+ there will presumably be between the two films????) so they're just going to split it in two. If they weren't cowards they'd do an intermission right in the movie like in old movie musicals.

8 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

#2

so it's almost 5783, so obviously it's time for a New Year's Project. @starrygazingpie and I have gotten a slightly early start, having decided that this year we're going to watch through all of Shakespeare. Naturally we started with Much Ado About Nothing (the Kenneth Branagh version, as we weren't able to find the Tennant one on anything we were already subscribed to). But the main point is that we're looking for recommendations of your favorite filmed adaptations. Naturally we'll be watching Romeo+Juliet for that one, but otherwise we're wide open to suggestions.

10 notes - Posted September 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

"The sense of sleep was upon me, and with it the obstinacy which sleep brings as outrider"

I love this quote from today's dracula daily. Because honestly? YES! Like it might come through most clearly in toddlers who get sleepy and start insisting that no they're not, they don't wanna go to sleep etc, but I absolutely do also get very obstinate when I'm tired, even as a 29 year old woman. Very good observation of the human condition actually!

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I tagged 2,083 of my posts in 2022

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#5

Sara and Milo Murphy are neurodivergent just like Phineas and Ferb are, and given that I can support both of these theses with evidence from the source material, I am making a credible and valid point

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#4

They could've made Adrien Agreste allergic to cats and been the funniest goddamn people in the world, but thomas astruc is a coward

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#3

I'm so glad that all of Miraculous Tumblr is losing its collective shit over the BEAU. This is what we deserve, and I for one cannot wait to see what Ms. Kelly Buggachat has in store for us

133 notes - Posted August 28, 2022

#2

The three genders are actually

Quiet nerd (feral)

Angry jock (soft)

Furious knife tornado

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Y'know, putting aside the potential a-/acephobic reasons, and the "not relying on overused romance tropes/shortcuts" reasons, I think one of the big reasons (that I haven't really seen talked about?) that Good Omens gets accused of queerbaiting is that it's basically the story of an existing relationship. It's not the story of how Aziraphale and Crowley fall in love, or admit that they're in love, or whatever that people tend to expect out of romance stories these days, at least, not in the traditional sense. Yes, technically we get to see their relationship develop and we do get to see them realizing and admitting to themselves that they are in love and that the other loves them back, but that's not really the main focus the way it is in a lot of stories where romance is involved. There's no "will they/won't they" drama, there's no big confession or relationship-affirming kiss or anything, because they've been in a developing relationship for nearly all of 6000 years. That's like, literally what the Arrangement is. It's their relationship, their "basically married", their "involved", their "together but we can't say it outright bc people are watching and also we don't wanna screw it up". And people aren't used to seeing that in stories about relationships (seriously, find me one example of a story where the main, endgame couple is together at the beginning and the plot doesn't revolve entirely around them having issues that they need to work out. Hollywood/the publishing industry is allergic to writing about healthy relationships that stay healthy and in tact and exist after they get together). So when they see Neil Gaiman say "it's a love story" they expect the story of Azi and Crowley falling in love and finally admitting it to themselves and each other and having a big climactic kiss to seal the deal. And when they get a couple who is basically married in everything but name, who have been together for 6000 years but have had to be so so careful and dance around their feelings bc ~bureaucracy~, who don't need a big kiss at the end, just a loving, tender look because they can finally relax and be in love together... it doesn't feel like enough to them. They were so busy looking for the "getting together" plot that isn't really there that they missed the love story that was there. Which is a shame honestly, because it really is an excellent love story. There's enemies to lovers and mutual pining and almost a sort of courtly love situation going on and it's excellent. And people don't see it because it's not what they were looking for.

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[baldinggoat]

Hi. I just want to say that I agree with every point of criticism you have about BG3 and parts of its fandom. Another thing I'm afraid about is they're going to go through with "TWIST! Zevlor is evil all along" thing (based on his datamined voicelines). It kinda dumbs down his character and erase the potential his character could have (a person who tried to fight for the right thing, persecuted for being different, exiled, then having to bear great responsibilty of keeping other people safe). His character could have, I don't know, an arc about learning to put himself first sometimes, allowing himself to enjoy the moment and be happy for once etc. (Also give him a boyfriend, preFURrably Halsin, do it Larian you cowards). It doesn't have to always be twisted villain or being killed off for grimdarkTM or some such to make an arc meaningful.

I very happy to know theres some people actually reading my random rants and even agreeing! I dont tag them bc i know a huge chunck of the bg3 fandom is and will be dragon age players and i dont want anything to do with the homophobic/transphobic/racist circle jerks that pop up in that fandom. Ive already blocked a few terfs. I also have friends who are DA players tho so dont @ me about “not all da fans” if u r one :p

Ive actually written out even more like, burning scolding hot takes that I deleted because i dont want to bring drama to myself. Im not a huge computer gamer, i mostly replay fallout and borderlands, but i do some causal VTM and DND ttrpg so like. I have POE and divinity downloaded but idk when I’ll actually sit down to play (oof). So my like, authority on Video Game is kinda... Limited? But that obviously doesnt stop me and ill tear apart AAA videogames idgaf.

So far ive sorta, noticed that some of the dialogue branches, and subsequently, the quest branching, dont actually have that many different endings and actually loop into each other to give you the same outcome. Not a great look, but ill wait and see when we get to actual baldurs gate to see how everything ends up going. I do know that BG: seige of dragonspear had the first and only trans woman and the backlash was horrible. And i feel like a lot of the problems im finding with lgbt representation (or lack of) with BG3 EA are a direct result from that. Im waiting for more content, and then the full game release to tear it apart. I will not be gentle.

As for zevlor: If he turns out evil idgaf, in this household we love our bastard tieflings to the very end. I hope all the stuff people are datamining are just a very small portion of like, “bad endings” and people are just being pessimistic and i hope there are more good feelsy endings. I really fucking hate forced grimdark/ gritty endings in dnd writing. When theres bright blue elves with purple hair, i cannot take any of it seriously. I hope since it is labeled and marketed as an RPG, our choices will actually matter. If they dont and halsin ends up with a forced permadeath or zevlor ends up ~evil~ no matter what you do at the grove, BG3 is going to get ripped into by critics, not just me lmao.