#Quip

[plausible-fabulist]

widespread archaeological evidence suggests that many North Americans of this era acknowledged the existence of three genders: "men", "women", and "employees only"

[ernest-shackleton]

Average dropout show

[a-zira-fell]

Kinda funny to me that everyone is like Crowley and Aziraphale should talk to each other!!!!

But I'm built different, dont want them to talk. it's way more entertaining to watch them be so so stupid and full of issues. While gay

[judas-lover]

Collection of JCS thoughts that are arising from me finally writing my thesis:

Musical Theme of Accusation ("woman, your fine ointment"/"Surely you're not saying" etc during Everything's Alright) is picked up by Jesus again during The Last Supper: "I must be mad, thinking I'll be remembered..."

Public persona Jesus (all cheer and hope and Good) vs Private persona Jesus (melancholy, pessimistic stress response) vs Core Jesus (still full of fucking hope until gethsemane which we don't know except for the implications of Gethsemane itself being the point where he loses/gives up that hope)

Private Pilate (Pilate's dream, gentle acoustic guitar) vs Public Pilate (1 minute brass fanfare before Pilate and Christ WHICH ALSO BTW roughly follows the structure of the Theme of Accusation)

The silence after Judas arrives at the Garden at the beginning of The Arrest. Theres just the two of them, the intimacy of the Kiss (tm) is entirely preserved, no music accompanying that moment. Just. The visceral Cut that that moment is.

Judas is so relentlessly convinced of Jesus' humanity, still all but praying to him in Judas' Death (Christ, I know you cant hear me)

[misterlemonzlime]

01-28-25 | My favorite quip of hers was to Matthew Crawley, "What is a weekend?" misterlemonzlime.tumblr.com/archive

[viktoriavika67]

Doodles drawn with @n00dl33 in whiteboard :p

And something that happened before this(I'm a sloth-)

[studiobunbug]

I really wish they would stop translating words particular ways. I blame prescriptivist English (the people who get mad when Merriam-Webster adds a definition or word). “Fearing” God reinforces the idea of fearing eternal torment and confused the daylights out of me early in my journey to Christianity. We should respect, revere, and appreciate God. Meanwhile, describing the flesh as sinful… just use the word sarx! Or use two words, if neologisms offend you, and say “sinful nature”! The flesh needs food to survive, the sarx wants to eat gold leaf caviar and champaign in copious amounts. Intimacy between a married couple is certainly involving the flesh, but it is so far from the sarx that the Catholics made it part of a sacrament!

[shamanfox]

“I am not the weight of my past nor the whispers of my doubt—I am the awareness that watches, the stillness beneath the storm, the vastness that remains when all else falls away.”

[playstationvii]

Jest: A Concept for a New Programming Language

Summary: "Jest" could be envisioned as a novel computer programming language with a focus on humor, playfulness, or efficiency in a specific domain. Its design might embrace creativity in syntax, a unique philosophy, or a purpose-driven ecosystem for developers. It could potentially bridge accessibility with functionality, making coding intuitive and enjoyable.

Definition: Jest: A hypothetical computer language designed with a balance of simplicity, expressiveness, and potentially humor. The name suggests it might include unconventional features, playful interactions, or focus on lightweight scripting with a minimalist approach to problem-solving.

Expansion: If Jest were to exist, it might embody these features:

Playful Syntax: Commands and expressions that use conversational, quirky, or approachable language. Example:

joke "Why did the loop break? It couldn't handle the pressure!"; if (laughs > 0) { clap(); }

Efficiency-Focused: Ideal for scripting, rapid prototyping, or teaching, with shortcuts that reduce boilerplate code.

Modular Philosophy: Encourages user-created modules or libraries, reflecting its playful tone with practical use cases.

Integrated Humor or Personality: Built-in error messages or prompts might be witty or personalized.

Flexibility: Multi-paradigm support, including functional, procedural, and object-oriented programming.

Transcription: An example code snippet for a Jest-like language:

// Hello World in Jest greet = "Hello, World!"; print(greet); laugh();

A Jest program that calculates Fibonacci numbers might look like this:

// Fibonacci in Jest fib = (n) => n < 2 ? n : fib(n-1) + fib(n-2);

joke "What's the Fibonacci sequence? You'll love it, it grows on you!"; n = 10; print("The Fibonacci number at", n, "is:", fib(n));

Potential Domains:

Gamified education

Creative industries

AI-driven storytelling

Interactive debugging

Would you like me to refine or explore additional aspects?

Certainly! If we were to imagine Jest as the brainchild of a creative coder or team, their portfolio would likely include other innovative or experimental programming languages. Let’s expand on this concept and invent some plausible complementary languages the same inventor might have designed.

Related Languages by the Inventor of Jest

Pantomime

Description: A visual programming language inspired by gesture and movement, where users "drag and drop" symbols or create flowcharts to express logic. Designed for non-coders or children to learn programming through interaction.

Key Features:

Icon-based syntax: Conditional loops, variables, and functions represented visually.

Works seamlessly with Jest for creating visual representations of Jest scripts.

Sample Code (Visual Representation): Flowchart blocks: Input → Decision → Output.

Facet

Description: A declarative programming language focusing on creativity and modularity, aimed at artists, designers, and 3D modelers. Facet could integrate well with game engines and creative suites like Blender or Unity.

Key Features:

Embedded visual tools for shaders, animations, and simulations.

Simplified expressions for creative coding (e.g., animations and generative art).

Sample Code:

shape = circle(radius: 10, color: "blue"); animation = wave(shape, amplitude: 5, frequency: 2); render(animation, duration: 10s);

Quip

Description: A lightweight scripting language built for humor, similar to Jest, but more focused on natural language processing, chatbots, and interactive storytelling.

Key Features:

Syntax mirrors conversational English.

Designed for AI integration, especially in storytelling apps.

Sample Code:

character "Alice" says "Hello! What's your name?"; user_input -> name; character "Alice" says "Nice to meet you, {name}!";

Cryptic

Description: A language for designing cryptography algorithms and secure communications. Aimed at developers interested in blockchain, encryption, or cybersecurity.

Key Features:

High-level abstractions for cryptographic primitives.

Secure-by-design philosophy.

Sample Code:

key = generate_key(algorithm: "AES", length: 256); encrypted_message = encrypt("Hello, World!", key); print(encrypted_message);

Harmony

Description: A reactive programming language for building interactive user interfaces, designed to be highly interoperable with Jest and other tools in the suite. Perfect for web developers and app creators.

Key Features:

Two-way data binding with minimal boilerplate.

Component-based architecture.

Sample Code:

component Button { state: clicked = false; onClick() { clicked = !clicked; alert("Button clicked!"); } } render(Button);

Inventor’s Vision

The coder or team behind Jest and these complementary languages would likely be passionate about:

Accessibility: Making programming intuitive and fun for people of all skill levels.

Playfulness: Infusing coding with creativity, humor, and expressiveness.

Interoperability: Ensuring all their languages work well together for larger projects.

Would you like me to dive deeper into one of these languages, conceptualize others, or expand Jest further?

Expanded Concepts and Bridge Languages

Pantomime

Expansion: Adds support for AR/VR interfaces where users use gestures to program logic in 3D space. For example, drawing a loop physically creates a repetitive cycle.

Bridge Language: GestureScript: Converts AR/VR gestures from Pantomime into traditional code for broader applications.

Facet

Expansion: Enhanced for generative AI tools, allowing users to define complex artistic styles and AI-driven procedural designs.

Bridge Language: PixelForge: Focused on exporting Facet code into game engines, enabling real-time rendering pipelines for interactive environments.

Quip

Expansion: Includes pre-trained AI models for dynamic storytelling, allowing Quip scripts to evolve based on user interaction.

Bridge Language: Narrate: Combines Quip scripts with voice-to-text technologies for live storytelling in games or educational tools.

Cryptic

Expansion: Introduces quantum-safe cryptography primitives and allows simulation of blockchain-like ecosystems for testing purposes.

Bridge Language: CipherBridge: Translates Cryptic code into various blockchain frameworks like Ethereum or Solana.

Harmony

Expansion: Gains support for cross-platform development, allowing users to write code for web, mobile, and IoT devices simultaneously.

Bridge Language: Symphony: Converts Harmony components into platform-native scripts for seamless integration.

Additional Bridge Languages

Echo: Bridges Quip and Jest, enabling storytelling code to trigger functional scripts for immersive experiences.

Morph: A universal language that compiles any Jest family code into executable binaries for specific operating systems.

Thread: Integrates Cryptic and Harmony to build secure, reactive user interfaces for fintech applications.

Canvas: Bridges Facet and Pantomime to create interactive art in AR/VR, blending visual coding with gesture inputs.

Let me know if you'd like a deeper dive into any specific language or bridge concept!

Here's a detailed exploration of Echo, Morph, Thread, Canvas, and all previously mentioned languages, emphasizing their unique applications and advanced functionalities.

Expanded Bridge Languages

Echo

Purpose: Links storytelling elements in Quip with functional programming in Jest, enabling dynamic, immersive interactions between narrative and logic.

Key Features:

Story-driven logic triggers: e.g., a character’s dialogue prompts a database query or API call.

Integration with AI tools for real-time responses.

Use Case: AI-driven chatbots that incorporate both storytelling and complex backend workflows.

Sample Code:

story_event "hero_arrives" triggers fetch_data("weather"); response = "The hero enters amidst a storm: {weather}.";

Morph

Purpose: Acts as a meta-compiler, translating any language in the Jest ecosystem into optimized, platform-specific binaries.

Key Features:

Universal compatibility across operating systems and architectures.

Performance tuning during compilation.

Use Case: Porting a Jest-based application to embedded systems or gaming consoles.

Sample Code:

input: Facet script; target_platform: "PS7"; compile_to_binary();

Thread

Purpose: Combines Cryptic's security features with Harmony's reactive architecture to create secure, interactive user interfaces.

Key Features:

Secure data binding for fintech or healthcare applications.

Integration with blockchain for smart contracts.

Use Case: Decentralized finance (DeFi) apps with intuitive, safe user interfaces.

Sample Code:

bind secure_input("account_number") to blockchain_check("balance"); render UI_component(balance_display);

Canvas

Purpose: Fuses Facet's generative design tools with Pantomime's gesture-based coding for AR/VR art creation.

Key Features:

Real-time 3D design with hand gestures.

Multi-modal export to AR/VR platforms or 3D printers.

Use Case: Collaborative VR environments for designers and architects.

Sample Code:

gesture: "draw_circle" → create_3D_shape("sphere"); gesture: "scale_up" → modify_shape("sphere", scale: 2x); render(scene);

Deep Dive into Main Languages

Jest

Philosophy: A playful, expressive scripting language with versatile syntax tailored for humor, experimentation, and creativity.

Core Application: Writing scripts that blend functional programming with a whimsical, human-readable style.

Pantomime

Expanded Features: Includes AI-driven gesture recognition for predictive modeling and natural motion capture.

Advanced Use: Developing AR apps for rehabilitation therapy where exercises are coded as gestures.

Facet

Advanced Use: Procedural generation in games, defining terrains, weather systems, and NPC behaviors with artistic flair.

Quip

Advanced Features: Integrates pre-trained language models for nuanced, character-driven dialogue trees.

Advanced Use: Creating adaptive narratives in games where user decisions alter the story arc.

Cryptic

Advanced Features: Quantum-safe algorithms and AI-enhanced key generation for unbreakable security.

Advanced Use: Designing multi-layered blockchain ecosystems with Cryptic’s high-level abstractions.

Harmony

Advanced Features: Adaptive UIs that respond to user emotion, tracked via AI-enhanced cameras.

Advanced Use: Apps for mental health, where interfaces adjust to user stress levels.

Proposed New Bridge Languages

Chord

Bridges Harmony and Facet for designing interactive music-based visual art.

Use Case: Music videos where the visuals respond to real-time sound input.

Path

Links Cryptic and Canvas for secure AR/VR environments.

Use Case: Virtual meetings in secure, customized 3D spaces.

Fable

Connects Quip and Pantomime for storytelling via interactive gestures.

Use Case: VR education apps where lessons are taught through immersive narratives.

Would you like a specific implementation plan for any of these languages or applications?

[decoding-narcissism]

I am the best thing that ever happened to you.

You may not realize it yet, but soon you will. I have a way of making people see the world through my eyes, and trust me, it’s a beautiful view. When I walk into a room, the energy shifts. People are drawn to me like moths to a flame, and who can blame them? My charm is irresistible.

I have mastered the art of conversation. I know exactly what to say to make you feel special, as if you’re the only person in the room. I listen intently, nodding at all the right moments, making you believe I truly care about your mundane stories. But let’s be honest, the real story here is me.

When I meet someone new, I quickly assess what makes them tick. It’s a skill, really. I can sense your insecurities, your desires, and I use them to my advantage. I might compliment you on something you’re self-conscious about, making you feel seen and appreciated. You’ll think, “Finally, someone who understands me.” But the truth is, I’m just setting the stage for my own benefit.

I am a master of the humblebrag. I’ll casually mention my latest achievement, making it seem like no big deal, while watching your eyes widen in admiration. You’ll want to be associated with someone as successful as me. And why wouldn’t you? I am the epitome of excellence.

Sometimes, I’ll throw in a little vulnerability. I’ll share a story of a past struggle, something that makes me seem relatable. You’ll feel a connection, thinking you’ve found a kindred spirit. But remember, every word is carefully chosen to keep you hooked.

I know how to make you feel indebted to me. I’ll do you a small favor, something you didn’t even ask for, and then subtly remind you of it later. You’ll feel obligated to return the gesture, and just like that, I’ve got you wrapped around my finger.

In the end, you’ll walk away from our interaction feeling uplifted, inspired, and maybe a little in awe. You’ll tell your friends about the incredible person you met, not realizing that I’ve already moved on to the next admirer. Because while you were busy being captivated by me, I was simply enjoying the reflection of my own brilliance in your eyes.

And that, my dear, is how I make the world revolve around me.

[burnouts3s3]

Shallow Hal, a 2001 film by Brothers Peter Farrelly & Bob Farrelly, Mauricio (Jason Alexander) explains to Hal Larsen (Jack Black) you can't make a comeback after 8 seconds and you have 3 or 5 seconds tops. "That's why they call it a quip, not a slow."

[ernest-shackleton]

Guy who destroyed the last german coalition after blocking all sorts of progress since 2021 (his party stands for capitalism and fast cars), trying to get back into parliament in the election in February, gets pied (shaving cream) during a speech, just after he said that the country pays out too much Bürgergeld (welfare benefits).

The Pie Queen is saying "I think thats enough"

[a-zira-fell]

Oh my God the magic trick only works because Aziraphale and Crowley trust each other 100%

Aziraphale gets shown the trick in the little handbook and told that he needs 'nerves of steel' and a 'hand that's as steady as the rocks of gibraltar'. And finally a '100% reliable marksman. Someone you can really trust' (Aziraphale's eyes flick to his left, where Crowley stands). 'Otherwise it's lethal.'

And he says what he thinks right then and there. He's 'got the perfect man for the job.' (Crowley is like ??? and then does a double take at Aziraphale when he realises that he means him, which in turn makes Aziraphale unsure) 'at least, I think I have.'

Then, at the theatre, Crowley is being so honest when Aziraphale asks who has any experience with firearms and Doesn't raise his hand, but Aziraphale thinks Crowley is just being difficult, calls him on stage, and when they realise their miracles aren't working, Crowley takes a 5 second look at the manual (of course he has the manual. He's being so indulgent of Aziraphale. He basically bought the thing For Aziraphale).

He doesn't have the steadiest of aims, not to mention that he has never fired any type of gun ever before. But the trick still works. Aziraphale and Crowley have the tendency to influence reality merely by believing in something. And I'm completely convinced that the magic trick only succeeded because their trust in each other influenced reality in such a way that their magic trick wasn't lethal.

Crowley's trust is only addressed later. 'I knew you'd come through for me. You always do' to which Crowley responds 'Well, you said trust me' and he Did.

[judas-lover]

crucify him, crucify him, crucify, crucify, crucify crucify, crucify him, crucify him, crucify, crucify, crucify crucify, crucify him, crucify him, crucify, crucify, crucify crucify!

[misterlemonzlime]

01-29-25 | misterlemonzlime.tumblr.com/archive

[viktoriavika67]

I didn't want to offend anyone, js to show how I see these two interacting...