#RED ALERT 🚨

[puddii-ng]

i trace it all back, 3:30 AM

that night, something turned in my heart ♪

[newsbrand]

The legendary Hip Hop icon Kool DJ Red Alert had a statue unveiled in his honor in Harlem, New York

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[wxnter-rain]

🚨 Red Alert + Inferno once again 🚒

[astoriasigyn]

[mojodelioncourt]

SAM REID IN GLASSES????

[gardenerian]

🚨🚨🚨 be 16 -> read a fic on ~*~FF.NET~*~ and never recover -> allow it to change the very fabric of your very young DNA -> lose your entire mind when it goes on hiatus -> think about it for literally 15+ years -> check ff.net every year or so just in case -> check it in fall 2024 and iT'S BEING REWRITTEN????? -> lose your entire mind again -> get bummed out when you finish the rewrite and there's nothing left -> randomly pop into the ao3 tag six months later -> IT'S NOW BEING PUBLISHED THERE -> -> -> -> -> -> THERE'S A NEW CHAPTER AS OF TWO WEEKS AGO???????????? 🚨🚨🚨 lose your entire mind foreverrrrrrr

[littlemissmentallyunstable]

they didn’t deserve you shade barrow.

[64sue]

HIS SMILE >>> everything

[hopkei]

Oppan ep 8 preview

[deathfavor]

I am not going to cry over Earl while at work, I'm nooooot 😭

[kacchanofficial]

by god i hope i get my lease renewal today im screaming crying throwing up i NEED IT LADY PLEASE

[miscellaneousman]

REVELUVS! watch this video pls <3

after watching this video do you think irene (infamous man hater) will go easy on these boys?

[spocks-got-a-glock]

Spirk is (basically) canon folks holy shit

AOS Unification Kirk & Spock

*NEW* Watch: William Shatner’s Captain Kirk Returns In “Unification” Short Film From Roddenberry Archive

William Shatner and Susan Bay Nimoy, widow of the late Leonard Nimoy, served as executive producers on the production.

[stzrgirl4norris]

winner's get kisses

max verstappen x socialite!reader smau

summary: as you begin to attend the races more frequently than usual, fans start to wonder the reason behind your appearances and it doesn't take long before speculations surrounding a relationship with one of the drivers. and max? he's jealous and tired of seeing people get it wrong

based on this request by this lovely anon

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f1gossip Super fan alert?🚨 socialite and it girl @ yourusername has been seen around the paddock for the race this weekend, this is her fourth race of the season. The reason behind her appearances remain a mystery.

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user god forbid a girl has a hobby 🙄

user oh shocking another model trying to date one of the drivers lol

user hasn't she always been a fan of f1 you guys?

user !!!!! she has always been interested in races, even before she got in the public eye

user oh yes, a woman who likes a sport, it's probably because of the cute athletes 🙄🙄🙄

user i hope it's lando 😍

user ewwww not lando user what's wrong with lando??? user they have been friends for years now

⋆˚✿˖°yourusername added to their story

"another day of being a sunday racing club member"

⋆˚✿˖°Y/N on Vogue Beauty Secrets:

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yourusername never getting tired of engine sounds. also, congrats champ @ maxverstappen1 💙

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user OH MY GOD IS IT MAX?

user chill guys leave her alone tf

user you are so weird for obsessing over her dating life

maxverstappen1 thank you so much! ❤️

user oh he gave her the red heart user yeah it's max

lando where is my congratulations post?😭

yourusername bro you finished p8 lando rude af user this is giving enemies to lovers

georgerussell63 so good to see you this weekend! 😊

user my boy is fliiiiiirting user george behave yourusername get ready to see me more often georgerussell63 looking forward to it ❤️ liked by author

╭���─────────.★..─╮ monaco grand prix ╰─..★.──────────╯

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f1gossip New couple alert! After an astonishing win by four time World Champion Max Verstappen in Monaco, he celebrated in a different style by running straight into his girlfriend's, Y/N Y/L/N, arms, launching their relationship to the world

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user yes! real journalism is back

user the most exciting part of the race to be honest

user his radio after crossing the line saying "this one is for my girlfriend"😭👏👏👏👏

user i collapsed on my living room user the crowd was shook

user this was cinematic af the f1 movie could never

user i bet max got tired of y'all saying she's dating every single driver, except him, so he decided to end this shit and shut everyone up

maxverstappen1 that's precisely it

user hard lauching your relationship with a socialite who is like every guy's dream girl after winning the monaco grand prix and securing first place on the championship is actually so max verstappen

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maxverstappen1 Got tired of you guys saying she is dating every single guy on the grid but me, so I had to prove a point

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lando mate you did not have to win like this to prove a point...

danielricciardo bro you could've just told the press...

maxverstappen1 it wouldn't have the same effect

user may this love find me🙏🙏

user he is so extra pls 😭🙄

yourusername next time you're about to kiss me on live television, please let me know so i can put red lipstick and smudge your face

user ok now they're just being unhinged maxvertsappen1 get ready then 😉

user if this is how they announced their relationship, i wonder how they'll announce their wedding

maxverstappen1 maybe a few fireworks in red and blue with the words "will you marry me?" after i win the wdc danielricciardo how is your pr team allowing you to post this? maxverstappen1 they aren't

redbullracing red bull princess 💙❤️

charles_leclerc it's okay yourusername you're still invited to our garage whenever😊😘

maxverstappen1 @ yourusername you've been to their garage?????? charles_leclerc and she'll keep coming maxverstappen1 only to set your car on fire

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yourusername i rather much prefer the kissing without the helmet on, thank you very much

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user she said "that's my man"✋💅

user your honor i'm on the floor

user i'm a big fan of this

user no way how tf did he pull her?

maxverstappen1 love you! ❤️

lando gross 🤢 it's like seeing my parents kiss

yourusername take your single ass out of my ig comments

charles_leclerc i wonder what max did to deserve this much success in life🫠

user lmaoooo charles user this comment please💀💀

user fucking max verstappen is the luckiest guy in the world

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danielricciardo i'm glad these two idiots decided to go public so now i can post pictures like this without having pr screaming at me

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user Y/N AND HEIDI WITH THE MATCHING SHIRTS😭😭😭😭

user i am totally normal about this btw

user can you imagine this double date???

user absolute chaos

yourusername omg if you ever caught me wrapped in a max verstappen blanket, no you didn't

danielricciardo that's not even the only picture i have of you like this lando i have about three tbh

maxverstappen1 you look like a fan account😂😂😂

user don't be shy dani post your entire camera roll

[landoughnut]

Angel - MV1

masterlist - request

pairing: max verstappen x vs model!fem!reader (fc - adriana lima)

summary: max is usually the calm and collected one, but his girlfriend gets the gen z out of him

w/c & a/n: smau | I'M BACK Y'ALLLLL I MISSED YOU GUYS (lmk if you're here from my patreon hehe) I will be back to posting a ton on here! sorry for my disappearance xx

yourusername

liked by maxverstappen1, emmawatson, conangray, and 7,923,956 others yourusername 🤍🪽

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maxverstappen1 clean up isle in my pants alert 🚨⛺️🪨 ♥︎ by author

user1 max is becoming gen z

yourusername 😭😭

maxverstappen1 the set stays on. ♥︎ by author

charles_leclerc WOAH

alex_albon MY EYESSS

lando 😨😨 real

maxverstappen1 lando I'll kill you

maxverstappen1 charles_leclerc alex_albon IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THEN GET OFF MY GIRLS INSTAGRAM

user2 FIRST!!! HERE BEFORE MAX

user2 wait nvm max was first... he was here so fast my phone didn't even load his like yet

user3 user1 shockerrrr he doesn't play when it comes to her posts 😭

maxverstappen1 😍😍😍 ♥︎ by author

user3 I know for a FACT max cannot handle allat 😩

maxverstappen1 excuse me? I know the fuck I can

yourusername maxverstappen1 you tell em babe

emmawatson WOWWWW wow I'm blushing ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 stay away gryffindor girl 🤺

yourusername emmawatson HEHEHE I love you so much emma come kiss me rn

emmawatson yourusername RUNNING TO YOU AS WE SPEAK ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 ?????

maxverstappen1 you can't post things like this while I'm at work 🥵 I need you

redbullracing 😀😀😀 smile and scroll....

maxverstappen1 you are an angel. 

yourusername no you are 🫶 my handsome boyfriend

yukitsunoda yourusername max is red in the face, ears, and neck just though you should know ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 I'm so in love with you ♥︎ by author

yourusername I LOVE YOUUUU

user4 how does max let his gf walk around in underwear 

maxverstappen1 first of all, I don't let her do anything, she can do whatever the hell she wants. second of all, she does a hell of a good job at what she does so you can get yourself right the fuck out of her comments ♥︎ by author

user5 PROTECTIVE MAXXXX 😍😩

user6 get me a boyfriend like him fr

yourusername maxverstappen1 thank you baby ilysm 🥹

user7 why doesn't my hair hair like that

lilymhe MY WIFE OMG YOU LOOK SO HOT WOW ♥︎ by author

yourusername THANK YOU SM YOU LOOK HOTTER 

maxverstappen1 yourusername I look the hottest though, right?

yourusername maxverstappen1 yes babe 💋

lando woahhhhh

maxverstappen1 watch yourself 

conangray BEST FRIENDDDD id date you if I was into girls ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 well she's with me so 🥰

yourusername ignore max, my cone pookie lets get married 

conangray yourusername YASSSSS 

maxverstappen1 🧍

alexandrasaintmleux how are you real

yourusername how are YOU

user8 if I was alex I would have died

alexandrasaintmleux user8 i did

user9 I love how the wags are all yn fangirls

user10 user9 frrr and I'm so jealous of max coming home to her every night its not even funny

maxverstappen1 user10 stay mad 

1laylablue wow 😍🎀 ♥︎ by author

yourusername we need to meet girl omg

1laylablue yourusername omg please ♥︎ by author

yourusername

liked by maxverstappen1, lando, billieeilish, lilyzneimer, and 6,857,791 others yourusername recents xx

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maxvertsappen wow 😍🥵🤤 ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 my mouth is watering. its thirsting to kiss places I shouldn't say

redbullracing max please 😞

yourusername MAX SHHHH

maxverstappen1 my beautiful unreal stunning perfect girlfriend ♥︎ by author

user11 imagine max verstappen calling you that 😩 a girl can dream

user12 user11 imagine having her as your girlfriend 😩 a guy can dream

maxverstappen1 user12 keep dreaming bitch 

user13 maxverstappen1 LMAOOOOOOO 

billieeilish MOTHERRRRR ON MY KNEES 🙇‍♀️ 

yourusername kissing you through the screen ml 

maxverstappen1 yourusername ?????

lando 😍😮‍💨 

maxverstappen1 the fuck? 

maxverstappen1 I told you to stop drooling over my girlfriend 

yourusername maxverstappen1 leave the kid aloneeee its a harmless little crush

lando yourusername KID??? I'M A YEAR OLDER THAN YOU??? 

lilyzneimer brb googling how to be you ♥︎ by author

yourusername BABEEEEE you are perfect wdym ⁉️⁉️

user14 marry me 

maxverstappen1 MEOW MEOW MEOW 🗣️😸 ♥︎ by author

alex_albon what is wrong with you

maxverstappen1 alex_albon so you, being obsessed with cats too, have never meowed at lily?

alex_albon maxverstappen1 no....? 

francolapinto 🥵

maxverstappen1 oh hell no. don't you start too. I can hardly deal with lando, I can't have two of you being obsessed with her. 

francolapinto maxverstappen1 yes sir. sorry sir. ♥︎ by author

user15 I'M CRYING 

maxverstappen1 everyone should know I actually took the first and last picture ♥︎ by author

yourusername yes you did bby xx 

yukitsunoda yourusername why is max giggling at your comment like you haven been dating for two years

maxverstappen1 yukitsunoda can't a man be madly in love with his girlfriend? jeez 

maxverstappen1

liked by yourusername, lando, charles_leclerc, f1, and 3,916,274 others maxverstappen1 don't forget who she comes home to 😉

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yourusername YOU DID NOT JUST POST THAT LAST PICTURE 

maxverstappen1 what is wrong with it? you look perfect

yourusername maxverstappen1 ugh you make it impossible to be annoyed at you ♥︎ by author

user16 awhhh they're so cute 

lilymhe MY WIFEEEEE LOOKING STUNNING and then there's you... ruining the aesthetic... 

maxverstappen1 ..........I guess...

user17 at least max is aware

lando 🤤

maxverstappen1 it's on sight today.

lando maxverstappen1 WAIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME CRASH

maxverstappen1 lando 🙂

lando NOOOOOOOO IM SORRYYYYYY

user18 rip lando 🥲

alex_albon yet to see a picture of you not in redbull

maxverstappen1 if im not wearing red bull I'm likely shirtless and thats for her eyes only 🥰

yourusername it's a very, VERY nice view, I must add ☝️especially during certain activities ♥︎ by author

alex_albon yourusername so like. I really didn't need to read and visualize that! but thanks for the disgusting picture!

yourusername ugh I love you ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 you say that like it's a bad think?

yourusername maxverstappen1 no, I said ugh because I don't know how to put it to words how in love with you I am ♥︎ by author

user19 AWWWWWW

maxverstappen1 yourusername oh

maxverstappen1 yourusername that is the sweetest thing someone has said to me I love you more than anything 💙

user20 MY OTPPPPPP

user21 dare I say best f1 couple?

user22 user21 oh 110% without a doubt

user23 she's so cutie patootie in these pics omg ♥︎ by author

rebullracing our favorites 💙 ♥︎ by author

francolapinto I have something to say

maxverstappen1 do you really want to test me today when we race in a few hours 😸

francolapinto maxverstappen I apologize. please refrain from harming me. I will not comment again.

maxverstappen1 francolapinto mhm that's what I thought.

user24 does max know he pulled the baddest baddie in the world

maxverstappen1 I don't know how but yes, I'm well aware

yourusername maxverstappen1 you underestimate how good of a person you are max, we're equals 🫶 ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 yourusername stop it you're going to make me cry again ik houd van je

user25 they are literally made for each other 🥹

user26 damn imagine looking unreal before you even get ready ♥︎ by author

alexandrasaintmleux face card NEVER. declines

yourusername stop ilysm 🤭

charles_leclerc credit for middle picture?

maxverstappen1 cred: charles_leclerc ig 🙄

user26 LESTAPPEN CRUMBS

maxverstappen1 user26 um.. no thanks.. I'll stay with my beautiful girlfriend thank you very much

lando fine... you can be with her for now I suppose.

maxverstappen1 wtf why are you talking like she's going to date you after me

lando maxverstappen1 it's all part of my master plan 😈

maxverstappen1 lando sucks for you then because there will be no after me since I'm marrying her one day

yourusername maxverstappen1 YOU WANT TO MARRY ME?? 🥹

maxverstappen1 yourusername well of course schatje, I planned to grow old with you when you first bumped into me

yourusername maxverstappen1 I'M GOING TO SOB I LITERALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE MY PERSON ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 yourusername ik hou meer van je dan woorden kunnen beschrijven, mijn engel

francolapinto and they lived happily ever after ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 francolapinto now that's more like it

[astrologydray]

Solar Return Chart Placements: RED FLAGS and GREEN FLAGS 🚩 🚩🚩

Red Flags 🚨🚨

🚨SR Venus in the 12th house:

~You think you’re in love… but are you in love, or just in your fantasy era? Affairs, secret crushes, or straight-up ignoring red flags.

🚨SR Mars in the 4th house:

~Why are you beefing with your family? Or randomly arguing in your house like it’s WWE?

🚨SR Moon in the 8th house:

~Emotional rollercoaster. You’re deep in your feels, possibly obsessing over someone, and not telling anyone about it.

🚨SR Neptune on the Ascendant:

~You’re either glowing or delusional. Sometimes both. Boundaries? Never heard of her.

🚨SR Saturn in the 6th house:

~Burnout alert. Overworking, health wake-up calls, or straight-up needing a nap all year.

🚨SR Pluto in the 7th house:

~Your relationships are intense AF. Power struggles, jealousy, or someone trying to control you? Yeah…

🚨SR Uranus in the 4th house:

~You might move unexpectedly. Or your home life just feels unstable. Get renter’s insurance.

🚨SR Mercury Retrograde:

~Communication chaos. Tech issues, misunderstandings, or reliving old convos in the shower.

GREEN Flags🍀☘️

🍀SR Jupiter in the 10th house:

~Career boost? Public recognition? Glow-up that has people pressed? That’s you this year.

🍀SR Venus in the 1st house:

~You’re gorgeous, magnetic, and everyone notices. You’re the muse — people are obsessed.

🍀SR Sun in the 11th house:

~You’re finding your people. Strong support system, community wins, and social opportunities everywhere.

🍀SR Moon in the 2nd house:

~Financial emotional security. You feel stable, you’re building confidence, and your bank account might actually thrive.

🍀SR North Node in the 6th house:

~You’re aligning with your purpose in the day-to-day. Health glow-up, work consistency, and routine magic.

🍀SR Mercury in the 3rd house:

~Brain working at 110%. Ideas flowing. Content creators and writers? This is your year.

🍀SR Saturn in the 2nd house (yes, really):

~You’re building real financial security. It’s not flashy, but it’s solid. Long-term money moves.

🍀SR Venus conjunct MC:

~Beautiful reputation. You could attract career blessings, attention, or even romance through your work.