#RUIN MY LIFEEEE

[idlemini]

More brainrot because I do not trust Leander and YET...

(Twitter ver.)

[shouty-y]

decided to slap some colors on that one kasseivor sketch 😳

[ciceroballtorture]

love when in historical fiction a twink will say 'i extend my hand to you in friendship' and we, the audience, knowwww that his cock is also included in the offer

[cadaverousdecay]

i kinda hate myself i kinda hate that i see myself in u i kinda hate that i don’t see enough of myself in you i kinda hate that i don’t have enough of myself in me

[layzeal]

i can't decide between "pov: you're lan wangji" or "pov: you're a wwx stan", so have both

[supercantaloupe]

i'm literally not going to have attire for my graduation i'm going to lose my fucking mind

[snapjock]

eating electrohydrate packets to stay alive (aka not a dehydrated husk) isnt what it was cracked out to be (to nobodies surprise)

[peri]

stupid fucking bpd

[naisvalta]

my leg is jumping so much im going to fucking beat myself up

[dj-tak0wasa]

grabs tmc characters and shakes them like maracas

[moonshynecybin]

Jealous Vale... A concept for the ages...

omg truly a bananas situation for everyone involved… like this is maybe the resolution to @babynflames mabio casual hookup gay brunch verse where fabio is way more into it than marc but trying very hard to be chill lol

so like vale finds out. SOMEHOW. and then it would have to be another one of those repression things where he is FULLY not thinking about WHY he cannot stop turning it over in his brain, but GOD he is…. marc with another rider. marc with a GOOD rider. one that hero worships him. marc with the guy that is has vale’s old seat at yamaha. like our guy is fully 44 years old lying awake at night staring at the ceiling tortured by visions of fabio’s bleached hair and stupid jeans lmaooooo

but one thing about my man valentino. he is a go-getter. he loves attention. he does not languish in misery. and he can truly show up at the paddock any time he wants. so he decides to do some recon just trying to figure out whyyyy he’s so stuck on this (big flashing sign YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH MARC.). so he starts showing up at races and sticking to fabio like GLUEEE (i mean. he’s not gonna stalk MARC lbr) so he’s rubbernecking anytime fabio disappears around corners and loitering in the yamaha garage and “unintentionally” cockblocking mabio the WHOLE TIME and fabio is like he wants to be friends :D while vale is fake smiling at him and internally panic spiraling bc he saw a mm93 hat thrown on a counter in fabio’s motorhome and he remembers how his life was when he used to have that. when marc would come to him. and now he’s with fabio

meanwhile marc’s like. this guy wants to ruin my LIFEEEE because he stopped giving vale the benefit of the doubt like 5 years ago and he gets spiteful when he’s sexually frustrated. so when marc shows up at fabio’s motorhome for his pre-race dick appointment (iykyk) and vale opens the door and the lid blows righttttt off.

[jordanahart]

I’m on black toji roster. He don’t be feeding me shit no lobster. He just hit me up on Tuesday like what you .doin bae let me borrow 20. Told him well here you go z addy then he hung up and never spoke to me again till he wanted some more money

But you know he would fuck me so we’ll

That why I say cash app or zale

Matter fact scratch that ima give it to you face to face cause he fine as hell

And then he told me thanks bitch

And I told him anything for you baby

Well he gotta go he just let me that hoe 20 is calling ringgggg ringggg

The way I would let this man RUIN MY LIFEEEE

[hauntedpearl]

i wonder what Jimmy Novak thinks of dean like is he like oh wow okay he's pretty or like does he want to throw hands the moment he sees him after cas leaves bc he's like you have been giving that angel so many gay thoughts you've been RUINING MY FUCKING LIFEEEE

[youngcollectedtired]

Just finished mha season 6. And yes I’m behind okay. Like leave me alone.

Just have a few things to say uhhh

I couldn’t be a hero. Cause someone in public would come up to me and call me a false hero and I’d slap the ever loving crap out of them. Anyone would say something about Deku and it would be overrrr. Don’t play with me.

Ochago is THAT girl. That is all.

Bakugo’s apology????

Dabi is bat crazy. And idk I find it hilarious.

Twice did not deserve his end.

Class 1a has come so far. It’s unreal??? I’ve read so many reaction short stories and books and I love them so much because just imagine season 1 class 1a seeing themselves in season 6???

I used to have a crush on hawks just based on looks when I started season 1. And then I lost interest when I didn’t see him for like 3 seasons?? But I’m in love. I was a shigaraki girly. And let me just say. He did his thing. He did his thug thizzle (His voice change in season 5 ruined my lifeeee) But idk hawks???? Is just so boyfriend???? And baby hawks>>>>>

And I feel like season 6 is FanFiction or something because that entire season gave me everything I wanted to explore in an mha world. An assassin who worked for the hero commission??? Check. Deku as a vigilante??? Check. Shigaraki having a power increase??? Check. Tartarus having a prison break and all the villains getting loose??? Check. The list goes onnnn.

And did I look back at my old FanFiction seven though I’m an adult who no longer has the time to write??? Yes. Did I start writing a prologue to a book I’ll never finish?? Nooooo what are you talking about? Have faith in me. (Yeah… I did)

Yeah for now that’s all I got. I’m sure I have more thoughts but I’m tired rn.

[deadlybonessz]

bro im shitting my pants, my period is late 3 days WHAT IF IM PREGNANT I RUINED MY LIFEEEE

[fakemouthstatics]

My mind the past 5 days:

FLORIDAAAA

WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD MEEEEEEE

I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday! 💃

ARE YOU GOING TO MARRY KISS OR KILL MEEEEE

So so long long lon lon don don

Fuck if I can't have him

MY BOY ONLY BREAKS HIS FAVORITE TOYS OHHHHH OHHH

This ain't the Chelsea hotel!

FUCK IT I WAS IN LOVE

Fresh.out.the.slammer.

Fuck me up floridaaaaaa

I'm having his baby. NO IM NOT.

You.look.like.Stevie Nicks.

FUCK YOU KIM KARDASHIAN AIMEEEEE!

WHAT IF HES WRITTEN MINE ON MY UPPER THIGH

You.look.like.Taylor Swift.

WHERES THE TROPHY HE JUST COMES RUNNING OVER TO ME

Old habits die SCREAMINGGGGGG

I love you it's ruining my lifeeee