#React presentation

[star-anise]

I really wonder if trauma theorists who say things like "Humans are the only animal that will be in a fright state when physically safe" or "the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't get PTSD" have ever, like

Do you think they've actually ever met an animal?

[anakinh]

tell me, how does it feel? I have no home, so I wouldn't know uh... you still got parents, right?

[akuma-tenshi]

horrible cook andrew kreiss real

original from @outofcontextdiscord

[shaissa]

[not-so-superheroine]

Jesus is my older brother, not my dad.

other christians don't seem to feel the same?

am i missing something where he insists on such a thing except perhaps with actual little children?

[like-tears-in-rain-storms]

I know I was joking when I said "Konrad Curze did not do enough things wrong", but as I'm getting deeper into the actual meat of his bibliography I genuinely feel like I'm staring into an abyss so dark it never even dreamed of the light.

Like holy shit. This is DARK. I know Warhammer 40k is grimdark and all, but this hits so much more deep and accurate than it has any right to. Almost suffocating in its hopelessness.

Suffice to say, this cannibalistic unwashed trainwreck is officially my favourite character. I'm kinda scared for myself, but hey, that's Night Lords for you I guess.

[paperleef]

Prompts for the sh&co week event by lazypigeons on twitter!

[raiseupyourbat]

okay red and yellow 2.0 time!!!! loving the new game icon

also oh hiiiiiiiii flowey. you werent here before i updated im noticing. anyway time to wipe this file lol

[kiddokori]

the beauty of no home is that, as a reader, eunyung is soo funny and silly and entertaining to watch that you end up rooting for him a lot and really enjoying when hes around. but as a human being you see him leave his trash out in shared spaces for so long it attracts bugs and go holy shit what the hell. this guy sucks fuck this guy. which i think is exactly what knowing him in real life would be like

[qoldenskies]

The boys getting CC!Donnie cute clothes as a gift

they'd have no idea how to coordinate his wardrobe because they do not have the eye for fashion that donnie does, so i feel like this would come in the form of having to be extremely eagle-eyed about everything he so much as Glances at for more than a split second because when they asked him he got Weirdddd. he had fun when they got trapped by hypno though which is probably where the idea came from in the first place

[xxdragonspadesxx]

*SPOILER WARNING FOR MHA & VIGILANTES*

Since Midnight died, I wonder who takes care of Sushi the cat now. Maybe Aizawa and Present Mic? Maybe Sushi becomes the class pet since everyone stays in the U.A Dorms. Maybe Eri plays with Sushi.

[sillygoofyqueer]

OKAY OKAY, SO SO SO. A HUGE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @lyngracetalksnwritesnstuff, WHO IS SUCH A SWEETIE AND MUST BE GIVEN MANY CLAPS ON THIS HAPPY DAY. As like a 'birthday present' type thing, I asked them for an AU prompt, and they gave ME a "time travel AU". So, me being me, I thought about this a lot last night, and you know, I've got a concept idea, because I always do.

So, I've got two basic ideas. Going into the PAST, and going into the FUTURE. I'm going to elaborate on the latter here, because that was most interesting to me, but if Lyn wants me to yap about the former as well, it's their birthday present! They can do what they want, I am merely a humble human who bends to their whims upon this gracious day (and probably tomorrow as well so I can actually write about the former idea if they wish it).

To clarify, Lan Huan had never expected to stumble across a body lying face down in the dirt. He can quite honestly state that he would never want to come across such a thing in his daily runs. However, coming to a slow halt beside what appeared to be a cosplayer of sorts, he has the sinking feeling that this may be like all of the horror stories he has heard about of innocent joggers and dog-walkers finding corpses upon their travels. Before he jumps to a conclusion so drastic, however, he reminds himself that he is in fact a doctor, one that has dealt with patients of various states (including dead) before, so he steels himself and walks over to where this white robed individual seems to be splayed out on the floor just a few feet away from the main walking path of the forest. Why would a cosplayer come this far out? Must be rather dedicated to getting the best shot if they're alone.

He first kneels down to check the pulse of his impromptu patient, breathing out a sigh of utter relief to find that this individual is not dead. At least, not yet. (That was a less relieving thought). He then sets about turning the person over onto their back, scanning to make sure there are no injuries that demand immediate attention - the good thing about the (impossibly clean) white fabric is that if there were any blood, then it would be noticeable almost right away. Now that he is certain that the patient is not dead or otherwise grievously injured, he considers how to wake the individual up, noting that there is something covered in a white cloth nearby that likely belongs to this person. There is a pouch of sorts hanging from their belt as well as an empty sheath, but all of that is thrown out of his mind when he gets a look at the stranger's face.

Lan Huan is aware that many Lans are said to have many similar features, which is why it's startling to see this random person sporting many of the same features he himself has, as well as the white forehead ribbon exclusive to the Lan. Clouds and all. He pauses, trying to rationalise this in his head - the Lan have a rich history, he's certain that there are many fictional characters based on their family, so it could just be that this individual has familiar features and decided to cosplay one of these characters! This makes sense to him, so he reaches out to gently shake the shoulder with a gentle "excuse me?" The words are barely out of his mouth before this stranger's eyes shoot open and he only just avoids getting headbutted by the person (presumably a man, and a young one at that) as he sits upright. He appears to be confused if the furrow in his brows marring his otherwise stoic expression is anything to go by, and he turns to him with a rather scrutinising gaze.

When the man doesn't say anything, he takes initiative to start the conversation with a "my name is Lan Huan. Are you alright? Do you remember how you got here?" The stranger only seems to be more confused, the furrow in his brow deepening as he looks around once more before turning back to him. The stranger opens his mouth to speak, and Lan Huan is ashamed to admit that he has no clue what he's saying. He seems to be talking some variant of Chinese, but not one that he himself has heard before, which means that this has just become a lot more of a challenge for him. He frowns, finding the same expression mirrored (to a lesser extent) on the other individual's face, and then pulls out his phone (missing the confusion and then shock flitting through the person's eyes) and goes to his map app.

He holds his phone out to the stranger, gesturing for him to point out where he was from. It's rather complicated, with him pointing to himself and then to Gusu, which is where they are, and then pointing to the stranger and gesturing to the screen. The stranger looks between him and the phone as though he has grown at least two more heads, before reaching into the pouch hanging at his side and pulling out a folded piece of paper, which he opens up to reveal a map! Although this map seems distinctly...different to what he is used to seeing when looking at a map of China, and leaning in reveals that everything on the map is written in a variant of Chinese that he has only ever seen on the original Lan precepts displayed in the Cloud Recesses - the university funded by the Lan. Either this individual is incredibly committed to his cosplay or there is something far stranger going on.

He hands Lan Huan the map, instead focusing on unwrapping the clothed object nearby to reveal a guqin and checking it over before wrapping it back up and then just casually hoisting it up onto his back?? Lan Huan isn't even looking at the map anymore, just watching while he reaches down and notices his sheath is empty - panic flits through his eyes for less than a second, hand reaching out into the direction of the forest. This is all very confusing until a sword comes flying out of the forest into the stranger's awaiting hand. Like. What. What the fuck? He's feeling rather shellshocked, and likely looks it when the man turns to look back at him expectantly, but this man is still his patient and the Lan are very known for being calm in the wildest situation. He is a doctor, damn it! Think about this logically!! Even if there is no logic to this situation, he has to help.

He shoves aside all of his confusion, grabbing a stick and using his foot to clear a space on the forest floor before kneeling down and utilising the stick to carefully draw out the few characters his shufu had drilled into his head when trying to get him to remember at least a little of the language used to write the original precepts. "Gusu Lan". The stranger, who has been watching him work with cautious curiosity, suddenly lights up (the furrow in his brow smooths out) and nods his head once as he looks back at Lan Huan. So. This man understands the language that has not been used in centuries. That's...confusing. But, this man is evidently a member of the Lan clan based on looks and context clues (the time era he's from is...less obvious), and Lan Huan has always been taught to help out family. He squares his shoulders and looks back at the man watching him with a raised brow. Didn't Shufu say something about one of his students had taken up the strange hobby of trying to learn the old language used to write the precepts?

[specialtysacrifice]

Honestly I dont even think the pec massages are consciously gay. They're both just so used to their own little macdennis world that all the homoerotic shit reads as platonic to them until someone from the outside sees it. Just like how before Mac came out, they used to jack it together, but it was just a bro thing to do and they liked it. Mac massaged Dennis' pecs because it's a bro thing to do and they liked it. In the same exact vein of "two codependent losers who can't do anything separate" is just because they like spending time with each other and it feels good. They wouldn't read more into it because they like it and it feels good and they both chase 'feeling good'. I believe this is still the train of thought even after Mac's come out. I don't think Dennis is any more aware of it than Mac is. I'm a firm believer that everyone in the gang operates at the same mental capacity tbh

[xenonmoon]

hello hello I'm baccc and it's time for post-Bemis comics, where Moon Knight appeared in pretty much a bunch of mildly forgettable stuff

... no shit it doesn't

ack nefer

nefer = good, perfect, beautiful

ack is not a word afaik but the closest I can think of is ꜥnḫ Which is ankh, life So it'd be good life, perfect life, stuff like that lol it's almost the complete opposite

Poor Steven and Jake????? WTF????

I don't want to start swearing this early into the commentary for fuck's sAKE

[myfootyrthroat]

Y'all learned that basically every bit of media that was written by humans has some kind of narrative right? There's always a little bit of bias, no matter how much the creator tried to keep it out? Humans are so good at telling stories that we kind of can't help shoehorning a little bit of story into everything?

That didn't fly by you in high school grammar classes, right?

[counting-stars-gayly]

hmmmmm the more i read htn, the more convinced i am that gideon’s narrating…