#Redacted asmr

[morgansplace]

"I love you too, dad." What about this is foolish? Funny? Silly? I thought this was April's fools not April's whattheactualfuck

[hotmcrodz]

Commission art for @ejunkiet of their babe and Fool!Asher!

Please do not use, save or distribute this art piece thank you!

[s0lairee]

"angel, please."

can my fool!angel make me the happiest woman in all of dahlia and choke me with her biceps PLEEEEEASE. davey get in LINE. i was here first.

[cupgoose]

fool! david has me in shambles i can’t

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also bonus:

[bubblergoespop]

My Top Fool!Davey Quotes

this audio was everything i could’ve ever hoped for, thank you erik, you kind sir.

“I love you too, dad.”

“Angel, please.”

“Woah! [literally gets jumpscared into shifting]”

“Consider me ‘sat’.”

“I mean, you’ve been working late all week, and I wanted us to have dinner together tonight. It’s the end of the week. I-I’ve missed us eating together.”

“Hi there.”

“Ok, I’ll shut up.”

“ I literally turn into a big bad wolf. That’s a lot for somebody to see. If you can see that and still find me cute, that… aww. I don’t know, it’s just… that’s really… that means a lot, Angel. You mean a lot. So much.”

“What’s wrong with being called cute? You are! There’s nothing wrong with the word cute, you just called me cute. And we can’t both be cute?”

“You… you’re silly.”

“However you want it. However you want me.”

“Just tell me what you want. Tell me what to do.”

“I—really? You think I’m cute?”

“All this muscle. All this strength. All of it. However you want it. [hot whine omfg] That’s not supposed to mean you want me desperate…”

“I like you grumpy and horny.”

“Please, Angel? Please?”

[nerodivergentgrimreaper]

Redacted Fics I wanna read but I dont wanna write

baabe taking asher swimsuit shopping (Asher scar body positivity)

Sweetheart finally snapping at Milo for ranting about their job

Freelancer having a panic attack in front of the Damn crew for the first time

Gavin having to take care of a sick freelancer for the first time

Huxley finding out Damian has a Peanut Allergy

Sweetheart giving Milo a vintage luxury watch (It's the first expensive jewelry he has ever owned)

Sam helping Darlin cut their hair

Angel colors in David's tattoos

Guy helping honey after they broke their arm

Milo, David, and Asher have to go to the department to file paperwork and see sweetheart bringing in a guy in handcuff (looking all badass)

Smartass' younger sibling show up on their door late at night after getting in a fight with their parents

[lwdsial]

redacted fandom is so screwed bcz how does a fictional man say “i love you too dad” or “my eyes were brown” and everyone loses their shit 😭😭

[rainingcatsandjune]

guy finally becomes a REAL MAN || honey teaches guy how to saw wood

guy design heavily inspired by @pycth your guy is so RAJFSJFBFNFF 🥹🥹🥹 its 100% how i see him

(OG video: unus annus' "Ethan finally becomes a REAL MAN" rip unus annus)

[mydarlincollins]

If Erik ever uses that sad puppy whine/cry sound for Darlin' I'm gonna call the fuckin police!

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

“People arnt simple. We all exist in, shades”

…shades?😟

[sinnaminttoast]

I love you too, Dad.

I love you too, Dad.

I love you too, Dad.

So what I’m understanding is that the Fooliverse au is totally canon. Okay! 👍

I’n delusional and this is my canon

[radiant-cowgirl]

sorry, the heavy breaths between guy and honey’s first and second kiss are AHSIDISNSHDJEJAJAJSB >>>>>

the way he was just processing i know his jaw was hanging open and slack and his eyes were a little glazed over and then the desperate huffing when they kissed for the second time

AND THE SURPRISED LITTLE NOISE HE MAKES WHEN HONEY FIRST KISSES HIM RAAAAAAAAAAH

[boowiij]

DAVID SHAW BEGGING⁉️

DAVID SHAW WHIMPERING FOR FREE⁉️

DAVID SHAW BEING PICKED UP BY ANGEL⁉️

DAVID SHAW WITH A LIVING FATHER⁉️

DAVID SHAW GETTING STARTLED⁉️

THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY‼️

[im-coolrat]

“I love you too, dad.”

[ashturnedtomist]

fooliverse Vincent never got turned into a vampire and is actually happily married to stranger in his 40s

[zeerohpunk]

i took physical damage hearing fool!david say he loves his dad