#Richie Jerimovich Swiftie

[garbinge]

The Original Swiftie Of Chicagoland

Richie Jerimovich x F!Reader 30 Day Fic Challenge

Word Count: 2.6k words A/N: Back at it with everyone's favorite <3 This is a little more cutesy-cringe kick your feet and giggle than I usually write but I hope you all still enjoy!! Also please be kind, I have not attended the eras tour so there might be inconsistencies there!

Warnings: All my fics are 18+ regardless of content.

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Richie’s voice was like a morning alarm to you as he spoke up in the car. You had began to doze off a few minutes ago, as you came to it you recalled the last thing you remember talking about. 

“What’s your favorite Taylor Swift song?” You had asked Eva as you all waited in the drop off line. 

“Enchanted.” Her answer was quick but not as quick as her follow up. “Taylor’s Version.” 

“Always TV.” You leaned back in your seat when she answered, your hand extending out to turn the radio up slightly since there was a Taylor mix currently going. 

“My Dad’s taking me to go see her, at the Era’s tour. I’m making friendship bracelets at school, too.” 

“That’s going to be so much fun.” You meant what you said but you felt the sleep starting to fade over your eyes. It had been a late one the night before, you were up searching for those cards for your dad and one thing turned into another and suddenly your entire apartment looked like it threw up boxes and memories. 

When Richie texted to see if you were up and wanted a ride to the restaurant, it felt silly to say no despite the complete lack of sleep you were running on. 

It was now that Richie’s voice was alerting you awake. “Sorry I think I fell asleep.” 

“You did, I brought you back home.” He was pointing over to your apartment building. “You’re shot, ain’t no way you’re gonna help tear down walls today.” 

“Tear down walls?” You questioned, when you offered to help today you thought it’d be painting or planning, not demolition. 

“Yea there was a raccoon, and then the pipe with the thing, so it’s all gotta come down.” 

“You miss one day and you miss everything.” Your hands were rubbing your eyes until they waved him off. “I’m fine, I can help Nat with something.” 

“Humor me.” Richie’s eyes closed in a tad bit of frustration. “How bout I come pick you up later in the afternoon.” 

“Only if you bring me whatever Syd’s making for lunch.” You were starting to grab your things when Richie stopped you. 

“Um, real quick.” You could tell he was feeling weird about something, he was stumbling a little bit on the few words that he was speaking which wasn’t like him with you. 

“What’s up?” You fell back against the passenger seat, your head leaning to the left to stare at him.

“Sorry, I should just ask you later.” He shook his head, and turned to put his car back on so he could leave. 

“Ask me now.” You smiled. 

“Nah it’s fine.” He couldn’t make eye contact with you. 

“Richie, I won’t be able to sleep if you don’t tell me.” The fake seriousness washed over you and that made Richie look over at you and sigh in defeat. 

“You know how Eva mentioned that Errors Tour.” 

“Eras.” You corrected him with a smirk. “Yes, I do.” 

“Yea, well, Cicero he got me 3 tickets, and I was wondering, I mean, if you wanted to come with me–us.” Watching Richie stumble on his words was humorous to you, the smile grew large on your face. 

“Are you asking me out, Richie?” 

It had been a while of whatever this was with Richie, and the two of you skipped over the going out on dates phase and went straight to the sex and sleepovers at each other’s places. It made it understandable why he was nervous in asking right now. 

“Yea, I mean– Eva also asked if you could come.”

“Well then I can’t say no.” 

He looked at you, and the Richie you knew came out for a minute, “but if it was just me asking you would’ve?” 

“I would’ve thought more about it.” You teased him, not being able to keep your face neutral as you said it. “I don’t want to interrupt though.” 

“Trust me, I think I need you there, I don’t know shit about this.” 

“Oh, you realize this is going to consume you over the next few weeks, the Era Tour isn’t just a concert, it’s a lifestyle, we have to plan–prep, there’s going to be jewels, glue, tulle, and glitter, lots of glitter.” 

Richie looked at you with a bit of a crazy look. “Don’t worry, I’ll handle the outfits, all I’m gonna need from you is Taylor on repeat, everytime you’re in the car.” 

“I already feel like I do that.” He chuckled and turned to you thinking you’d be laughing too but your face was serious. “Alright, yea, I’ll listen.” He lifted his hands up. 

“Great, I’ll get started on everything else.” You started to gather your things, despite the conversation between you two, the exhaustion was still front of mind for you. 

As you moved to step out of the car, and close the door, you bent down to look at Richie. “You know you’re not getting me out of bed until I have a full 12 hours of sleep, right?” 

He turned the gear of his car into drive and nodded. “Yea I know, I wasn’t gonna come in the afternoon, just knew it’d be the one thing that’d get you out of the car.” 

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You were currently painting the 13 on Eva’s hand to match your own, she chose purple glitter to match her dress, a child’s version of the enchanted dress. You had on a custom denim jacket that called out all the different eras of Taylors paired with a “I <3 T.S.” t-shirt. 

“Do you think we’ll match?” Eva looked down at her dress and began to twirl. 

“Totally, but honestly?” You faked looking around to make sure no one was around before whispering. “I think you’ll have her beat.” 

This made the girl giggle until Richie walked into the room. “We got like 15 minutes before we should head out, the traffic is going to be awful, I hate driving to the Soldier Field, it's a nightmare.” His stress completely paused as he looked up and saw his daughter. “Wow you look beautiful, kiddo.” He squatted down to be at eye level with her and smiled as she twirled around again. 

“You need to get ready.” She stopped twirling and took a look at Richie. 

He looked down and frowned, “I am ready, babe.” 

“No you need an outfit.” Those last two words were emphasized so deeply that even though Richie had no context or understanding of The Era’s tour aesthetic, he fully understood what his daughter was talking about. 

“Oh no, I was just gonna go like this, I–” 

You cut him off, “I got you a little something” You moved to take something out of the bag you packed. “And I think we can convince your dad to have a 13 on his hand, right?” 

“Yes!” She gripped her fist and chugged her arm down as she said it. 

“Here.” You handed the t-shirt to Richie. He practically did everything but roll his eyes as he grabbed it and unfolded it. It was a blue t-shirt and in the upper left corner was The Beef’s logo but in place of the typical large “BEEF” writing was the word “SWIFTIE” in all caps so the whole thing read “The original SWIFTIE of Chicagoland.” 

“I knew it’d be like pulling teeth to get you in anything else.” He turned the shirt around so now Eva could see it. 

“It’s kind of perfect.” She nodded in acceptance. 

“Yea it is.” His head raised to look at you and nod in gratitude. 

“But you’re not getting out of the 13, let’s go, if I just do the outline we can be on the road in 5 minutes and we’ll make it with plenty of time.” 

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The seats were phenomenal, although you couldn’t put it past Cicero to know someone who knew someone to get seats like this. Your seats were on the floor and you hadn’t been to a concert in the pit like this in years, and you’d never been to one where they had seats set up in the pit. This was next level. 

“Are you overwhelmed.” It was a question spoken more as a statement as Eva guided both of you to your seats. 

“Very.” He said looking around at everything. 

Once the show started, the overwhelmingness of the concert itself disappeared and the insanity of the show took over. It was truly a production and a work of art combined. The crowd was electric, the lights from the wristbands, the screams, the costumes, on stage and in the crowd, it was incredible. 

As the entire stage turned purple, everyone’s bands flashed a purple tone, and the screens on the stage rose up, you could see a large purple dress appear and instantly you felt the tug at your jacket and Eva was grabbing you to stand up on the chair. Her face lit up in a smile as she saw Taylor practically matching her. 

As she began singing Enchanted, you turned to Eva and began singing with her, you knew this was her favorite song and this was a moment she had been waiting for all night. You were dancing with her, twirling her around, she’d twirl you around, a real core moment for the both of you honestly. Richie was on the other side of the young girl, making sure she didn’t fall but you’d catch his gaze falling on you occasionally and just act like you didn’t. Each time you’d immediately turn back to Eva and then the stage. Funny how in the midst of a crowd of thousands of people, you could feel like the only people there. Your face felt hot, not in embarrassment but just high off the vibes of everything. The atmosphere, the song. All of this running through your mind as you swayed back and forth mumbling “enchanting to meet you” right before the first chorus outbreak.

Quickly your mind had little to no thoughts in it as Eva screamed in your ear as the chorus began, and similarly she did as the bridge started but this time with every beat she was stomping her feet causing you and Richie to both move to the girl so she didn’t fall off the seat but she had balanced herself with no help needed. 

It was a moment later that you felt Richie’s hand on yours, you realized he had gone to grab fingers and intertwine them in his own There was no purpose behind it, there was no guiding you through the crowd, he was just holding your hand as one of the most, well, most enchanting songs played in the background. 

You looked over at him, and his eyes on you felt hot in passion, the nerves were like static in your gut, similar to an anxiety but for the very opposite reason. It was crazy, you had spent nights unclothed, tangled in sheets with this man, he saw you break down and cry in some of your most vulnerable moments and yet this felt like the first time you were admitting feelings for eachother, because in some way it was. Till this moment everything was very unspoken, and with everything happening around you it felt like the spotlight was on the both you, like the crowd around you was there waiting for you two to announce your love. Obviously that was not the case, no one was looking at you, no one could have given two shits what you two were doing, including Eva. 

It was then that the song ended, her voice as she cheered and screamed snapped both you and Richie out of it and back to the stage, your hands unclasping like someone had come and ripped them apart. 

“I said remember this moment, in the back of my mind, the time we stood with our shaking hands, the crowds in stands went wild.” 

Your eyes couldn’t help but dart over at Richie as you took in the lyrics and while he didn’t look directly at you, he did look down, a little embarrassed and smiled with a chuckle. 

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You were stuck in standstill traffic just trying to get out of the stadium’s parking lot. Richie was visibly annoyed, Eva was in the back seat, knocked out, at one point her mile a minute breakdown of the concert just went silent. 

“I think her brain powered down.” You laughed as you peaked back at her sound asleep, purple dress still on but an oversized concert t-shirt was over it now. 

“She’s going to talk about this night for the next month, easily.” He laughed. 

“It was a good night.” You turned back around and settled in the seat, your eyes fell on Richie, “one to remember.” 

The car got silent, Richie was nodding, the snores from the backseat hummed lightly and the honks from the cars around you made you look around at the crowds of people and just utter chaos occurring around you. And yet, you felt none of it sitting in this car right now. 

“You know, I uh–do you remember when you brought those pictures to the restaurant?” The tapping of his fingers against the steering wheel were getting quicker. 

“Yea, when you guys had just started remodeling.” You nodded looking over at him. 

With a nod and a deep swallow he kept talking. “There was one, it was taken right before you left and it just reminded me how I feel like I’ve always been on the sidelines of it all, you know?”

You didn’t want to disappoint him or make him feel like what he was feeling wasn’t valid, but truthfully you were a little confused. “No, I don’t.” It was immediate that his face fell and you knew you only had seconds to recover. “But tell me.” 

“I don’t think I’ve ever belonged anywhere. Mikey brought me in as family but like I was never a Berzatto.” 

“Now that I get.” Your hands were fidgeting as you admitted to it, Carmy brought you in, but there was always that lingering feeling. 

He was searching in his pocket for his phone, and quickly brought the picture up to show you. 

“The picnic.” You nodded and remembered it so well.

 “Look where we are.” He pointed in the background. You were both off to the side, cup in hand, not in the craziness of it all but also not standing next to each other either. 

Suddenly you smiled. “Richie?” You asked him looking up as your nostrils flared and eyebrows raised. “Did Miss Taylor Swift’s Long Live make you reminisce a little bit?” 

He stuttered a little bit, laughed and then shook his head as he put his phone away. “No, alright, I just, the whole sidelines thing sparked the thought is all.” He was adjusting the gear shift like the massive line of traffic wasn’t still in front of you. 

“Taylor Swift, Richie Jerimovich’s muse.” The singsong voice you had was enough for him not to get annoyed with you and act more amused by it all. 

“Yea yea, laugh it up, I just, being on the sideline now isn’t all that bad.” 

That was when you stopped joking and looked at him, a soft smile on your face and you nodded and moved to squeeze his hand. 

“No, it’s not.” 

[fuunsaiki]

where are the fanartists for the bear at, i need to see richie in his finest swiftie dad paraphernalia at the eras tour

[starkholme]

As someone who likes True Blood and The Bear, I want everyone to know that:

If I had a nickel for every time someone from The Punisher cast played a character who was a Swiftie and had a scene in a car with a song of Taylor's playing in the back, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that happend twice.

[r0ckstardr3amgal]

Richie making the "out of the woods" reference before the timer finished, is something so special to me. He's a true swifite fr <3

[lunalivvy]

richie being a canon swiftie is so real to me

[kdogreads]

Random facts about Richie Jerimovich that I just know are 100% true even though I have absolutely no proof:

✨He randomly LOVES Green Day

✨He wants nothing more than to adopt a couple of pitbulls and put those cute chunky chain collars on them

✨He would threaten the staff with his gun if they get your order wrong at a restaurant (and you have to talk him down, but then he puts on that mean face back on later that night 😏)

✨He cries at every movie. It could be an old classic tearjerker or a new Disney movie with a sweet message about how kids grow up so fast or God forbid an animal dies

✨He’s a simple Midwestern man in his soul so he loves fireworks and big guns and starting giant bonfires in his backyard

✨He’d never admit it, but he was just as excited to go to the Taylor Swift concert as Eva was. He’s a true Swiftie at heart

✨When he proposes to you, he does the absolute most. Like I’m talking gets a billboard made or takes you to a Cubbies game and asks Uncle Jimmy to pull some strings so he can get on the Jumbotron or something obnoxious to show the entire world how much he loves you

✨Absolutely loves going to Lake Michigan in the summers but he insists you have to go up into Wisconsin or over to Indiana because it’s less crowded and the beaches are better

NSFW below minors buzz off pls 🤪

🔥He’s the biggest switch you’ve ever met in your lifeeee. This man will go from “please baby let me touch you” to “tell daddy whose fucking cunt this is” fast enough to give you whiplash

🔥Obsessed with just like your skin?? He wants to touch you and kiss you and lick you and smell you all over all the time

🔥He loooves squishing your thighs together and fucking them right below where you really want him to be until you’re squirming and begging him to fuck you right 🤤

🔥President of the thigh riding fan club. He’ll get you off on his thigh literally everyday if you let him

🔥He discovers that your toys are his friends, not his competition. His fav is probably your simple ole reliable vibrator. He’ll put it on full blast and fuck you with it while he sucks on your clit 🤭🥵

Someone sedate me 🤤

Tagging Richie lovers: @foreveraimingtowardsthesky @hbojoel @mcondance

[richiejerimovichsblueeyes]

hello :) could i please request a dark/yandere richie x reader? maybe reader is a new younger waitress at the bear/beef (maybe s1 or s2 era) and he becomes obsessed with her? maybe he gets really possessive, thinking carmy is trying to get with her & he’s closer to her age. and maybe he kidnaps reader because he wants her all to himself or to be eva’s new mom and start a family. reader is kinda into him but he’s moving way too fast for her. feel free to make it as dark as you’re comfortable with!

Here you go, darling! I hope you enjoy <3

Make you Mine-Richie Jerimovich × female reader 18+ MDI

Warnings- Richie is possessive of reader, jealousy, masturbation (male and female), dirty talk, fingering, breeding kink (if you squint), Richie knocks out reader (subtlety described), and kidnapping. I'm sure I'm forgetting something.

PSA- If any of these things make you uncomfortable please DNI

Authors note- this is my first time writing anything yandere. I hope I did it justice. I didn't want to make Richie too possessive or write anything too dark. I just know when Richie falls, he falls hard.

I have two other requests that I need to write, and one that I came up with on my own. Request are currently open.

Thank you for your reblogs, hearts, and comments <3 I'm not the best writer, but I enjoy indulging myself in my Richie fantasies, and hopefully fulfilling those fantasies for you as a reader.

As Eva sat across from me in a booth at the chaotic shell of The Original Beef of Chicagoland, which was being renovated into The Bear, I told her I have the original Fearless on CD. I started working as a server a few weeks ago. I was becoming well acquainted with the staff. Since we were not open yet, I was doing odd jobs like painting and helping unbox new equipment. Every day was different here, and today I somehow got stuck keeping Richie Jerimovich’s five-year-old daughter company. Eva’s blue eyes got wide. “What is a CD?” she asked innocently. The child had no clue what a CD was, which made me chuckle. “Ask your Dad….” I said while looking towards the door. Speaking of the devil himself, Richie came walking in. He looked partially frustrated. Despite our short time together, he exuded an air of mystery. He was loud, prickly, and swore a ton. Behind those blue eyes, I sensed something. Despite knowing better, I couldn’t help but feel.

“Dad! What is a CD?” Eva asked, while turning to meet her father’s eyes. Richie wore a light blue Chicago Beef shirt and grey track pants. I chuckled at Eva’s innocent question. “A CD is something that plays music, sweetheart. It’s something that your old dad used to listen to music on.” He explained to Eva with his eyes occasionally meeting mine. “I told her I had Fearless by Taylor Swift on CD.” I told Richie with a grin. “Ah, do you now? I didn’t expect you to be a swiftie.” He said with a small grin. I’m not exactly a swiftie, but I do enjoy her music. Especially her older stuff.” I explained to Richie. I just couldn’t bring myself to look away from his beautiful eyes. “Well, a silly little kid has kinda roped me into it.” He smirked as he ruffled Eva’s hair. This caused Eva to giggle. “Dad! I know you listen to her when I’m not around. I can see your recently listened on your Spotify.” She informed him. Richie shook his head while looking in my direction. “These kids and technology. Know their way around a phone, but don’t know what a CD is. What do they teach these kids in those schools?” He observed. “Well…I can lend you my collection of old Taylor CDs and you can show them to her.” I said. This made Eva break out into a grin. “Really!?” she gasped. I nodded in response. “I don’t listen to them anymore, so you can hang onto them as long as you like. Just remember, “I said, “Make sure you give them extra care because they are well loved.”

Richie’s electric blue eyes met mine. There was a sensation that I encountered that I couldn’t grasp. Something that I shouldn’t be feeling for him. He smiled at me. “Thank you,” he mouthed as he helped Eva get her things around. I smiled in return, that feeling rising back up again. “Hey y/n will you help me in the back?” Carmy asked me as he emerged through the plastic makeshift curtain that separated what would be the kitchen and the dining area. “Cousin! I can help.” Richie said, while helping Eva gather her coloring pages and some books that had been helping her stay occupied. “Nah, get Eva home. It’s been a long day.” Carmy said to Richie. “I said I can do it!.” Richie said a little more firmly. “You’ve been here since 6am. It’s nearly 5. Plus, I want y/n’s help specifically.” Carmy said with a frustrated sigh. Carmy was hard to get to know. At first he was quiet and showed aggression and frustration. He was quick-tempered. But, after some time I began to like him. He was an incredible chef, the best actually. He was loyal and passionate about his craft. During the times things were actually going smoothly, I found his company soothing and got along with him. “I don’t know why I can’t just fuckin’ help. I’ve been here forever and you’re out here acting like I’m some jagoff who can’t handle manual labor,” Richie said loudly. Eva was unphased. Poor thing was probably used to a lot of arguing and shouting. “Fucking Christ, cousin!! Get over yourself. You’re being a shithead.” Carmy snapped back loudly. “Don’t you fuckin’ yell around my daughter!” Richie said with anger. “You started it, jerk! Can’t deal with the fact I want a woman’s help.” Richie sighed at Carmy’s statement. “I’m just gonna get before I slug your stupid face.” Richie muttered as grabbed Eva’s tiny hand. Carmy huffed and rolled his eyes. I watched Richie and Eva leave. She turned her head and gave me a small wave as Richie led her through the door. I gave her a smile and waved back. I had taken a liking to Eva. Sometimes small children could be the best company. Definitely a lot better than two grown men who couldn’t seem to get along.

Richies POV

“Sorry sweetheart…sorry you had to see that.” I told Eva as I strapped her into the car seat. She looked at me with her blue eyes that were like mine. “It’s okay.” She said. “Yeah, but that doesn’t make it ok. I’m not setting a good example. Just don’t repeat any of that stuff…” I explained. I didn’t need Tiff finding out and getting in my case even more. She already thought I was a deadbeat. I didn’t need to give her another reason on her stupid list of “why Richie is POS.” Eva nodded. “Why did you get mad at Carmy?” she asked me as I started my car. I sighed. I didn’t need to explain to her that I was jealous of Carmy. He and Y/N had been really chummy lately, and it bothered me. Y/N was beautiful, and so good with Eva. “Hey, Eva?” I asked, looking at her through the rear-view mirror. “What do you think of y/n?” I asked. Eva’s little face broke out in a grin. “She’s so cool! She likes Taylor Swift. She helps me color, and she’s so pretty…do you think she’s pretty, Dad? I chuckled at Eva’s question. “Yeah.” She’s cute.” I said. Correction: she was the most gorgeous and incredible woman I’d ever met. But I downplayed it for Eva. “Are you gonna take her out for ice cream?” I laughed at my child’s statement. “Can she come with us sometime to get ice cream?” Eva asked with glee. My heart rate spiked with excitement. It would be a good chance for me to get to know her outside of the beef. “Yeah, we can ask her.” I said, without sounding too eager. Eva just helped her dad get one step closer to the girl of his dreams.

Your POV

Those blue eyes were swimming through my mind. I wiggled my fingers, and I tried to think of a reply for Carmy. 

Yeah! I’ll go tasting with you! 

I shook my head. Nah, that was too eager. 

Sounds good! See ya then. 

Better. I sighed as I hit send. I liked Carmy, but I sensed he thought of me as more than a friend. As far as I was concerned, we were platonic. Maybe I was reading too much into it. Maybe I should have been thinking of Carmys’ blue eyes, not Richies’s. I couldn’t get those ocean blue eyes out of my mind. He was much older than me…nearly twenty years ahead of me. I knew it was wrong to feel things for him. I was anxiously waiting for the ice cream date with him and Eva, even though it wasn’t even a date. Richie and Eva (mostly Eva) asked me to go out for ice cream with them tomorrow night. I eagerly said yes. Eva was so sweet, and, well, Richie had a certain magnetism that attracted me. But he probably only wanted me to come along because Eva begged him. Not because he liked me. Get a grip, I thought. At least Carmy was my age, but with him I felt nothing. 

Richies POV

Her beautiful mouth looked so kissable as she licked her lemon flavored ice cream. I wanted to lean over and feel the coldness of the ice cream on her lips, and taste the sweetness. God, I was pathetic. Sitting here fantasizing about kissing her while Eva talked her ear off. Every so often Y/Ns eyes shifted to mine, and I swore my heart pounded harder every time. “Dad, I need to go potty.” Eva said, while pulling at my arm. “The bathroom is right there.” I said, pointing to the restroom door within eyeshot. Tiff wanted her to be more independent since she was soon starting school. I hated seeing her grow so fast, but she made me so proud of how smart she was. “Wash your hands, and flush, ok?” I said to her as she walked towards the bathroom. Y/n smiled. “She’s adorable, you know?” She said. This made me grin. “Thanks. She likes you.” I chuckled while scratching my head. “You know..if you ever need a sitter outside of work..I’d be willing.” She offered. This made me smile. “Yeah, that would be great, actually.” I agreed. Great for me too, because I wanted to see more of her. “Can we exchange numbers?” she asked. I nodded. We quickly exchanged phones so we could type in our numbers. I knew I was getting her number only for communicating while she watched Eva, but it sent a thrill through me. “Hey, could you maybe watch her a bit tomorrow? I gotta deal with stuff at the beef. Fak doesn’t want to deal with wiring alone.” I groaned at the thought. “actually…I promised Carmy I’d go tasting with him for menu ideas.” My heart sank to the bottom of my gut. That little fuck, I thought. I tried to keep my expression neutral. “s’ok I’ll just leave her with Tiff tomorrow.” 

The picture I took of Eva and Y/N was strictly for me. I was so happy when Eva asked me to take a picture of them together for her wall. She adored y/n. But all I could think about was making y/n mine. My cock was painfully hard after y/n gave me a hug goodbye. I wasn’t expecting it. Her body felt so small against mine. It was clear I needed to get laid, and I could easily just go find a willing woman my age, but that beautiful little woman made me so worked up. I zoomed in on the photo, noticing the way her shirt showed her cleavage. I imagined how beautiful those tits must be, and how soft her skin would feel against my lips. 

I fumbled with my belt, my phone falling from my lap to the couch cushions. I gripped my throbbing cock after freeing myself from my constraining boxers. A guttural groan escaped my lips. I imagined her parted lips as I slid into her. “Fuck, babe. I bet you’re so tight.” I muttered as I continued to pump my cock with my hand. My mind imagined her sweet body underneath me. 

Your POV

My phone rang as I laid in bed, Richie’s name popping up on screen. It was late, but I picked it up, anyway. “Hey, Richie.” I said, waiting for him to reply. I heard muffled moans. “Richie!” I said into the phone. Again, nothing. I was about to hang up, but froze when I heard him. “I need to fuck you..feel you sweet pussy,” I gasped. He was jerking off. I knew he pocket dialed me. “y/n! Oh, fuck” My heart stopped at his throaty moan. I felt heat in my core. His moans sounded on the other line and each one made me wet. I should really hang up, but he’d never know of what I was about to do. My hand slipped down inside my panties, my fingers finding my soaked folds. Bringing the phone to my ear and listening to his moans as I played with my clit. I held back my sighs and moans. Richie moaned Louder, and I knew he was getting close. His grunts sent me over the edge, my orgasm coming quickly. “Oh, fuck!! I’m gonna fill her up someday, put my cum in her…make her a mom…make her mine.” He spoke. His declaration ended in a growl. I imagined him bucking his hips as his cum spurt out of his shaft. My orgasm washed over me, causing my walls to spasm around my fingers. “Richie! Oh, fuck…I want you,” I moaned as I spasmed hard. Quickly I ended the call, praying he didn’t hear me practically scream his name as I orgasmed. “Oh, fuck….that didn’t just happen..” I said, burying my face in my pillow. The wetness between my thighs was a stark reminder that I clearly felt more than friendship for Richie, and it scared me.

Richies POV

My heart was pounding so loud in my ears after I came hard over my fist. She heard me…she must have picked up. Her moaning was the hottest noises I’d ever heard. I needed to feel that sweet pussy under my tongue, wrapped around my fingers, squeezing my cock. One day, I’d pump my cum so deep in her that I’d make her pregnant. Imagining her round and full with my baby inside of her made me hard again. She would be my baby’s mom, Eva’s new mom, and most importantly, mine to love. I would make her mine, even if she wasn’t ready for me. I’d been waiting for nearly five decades for the right woman. I had been divorced, but now I had the women I needed right in front of me. This woman was driving me to the point of madness. I needed her, to own her, to love her, to protect her, to make her mine in every way imaginable. But there was someone in the way…Carmy. I could tell the little fuck had eyes for her, and she was falling for it. Seeing Y/N with cousin would be pure torture. It already was. Hearing her laugh at his stupid fucking jokes, seeing her eyes follow him across the room, it made me want to vomit right in-front of them. My mind went straight to the thought of her fucking him. That couldn’t happen…I wouldn’t let it. She belonged with me, in my bed, in my arms, in my blood, running through my veins. Carmy always got what he wanted. It was my fuckin’ turn.

Your POV

I froze as I heard the door handle to my apartment jingle. Panic coursed through me. I scrambled from my phone, finding Carmys name in my contacts. “Pick up, pick up,” I whispered, but no answer... I should call the police, I thought, but there was no way they would be here in time. My eyes searched my room for some sort of defense tool. I knew I had to act fast. Fear paralyzed me as I attempted to get out of bed. Covering my head with a blanket and praying to the heavens was my only course of action. I heard footsteps come towards my bedroom door. “Take whatever you want. Just don’t hurt me!” I yelled to the intruder. “Sweetheart, I’m not gonna hurt you..” a familiar voice said. I threw off my blanket to see Richie standing in my room. “Richie!! What the fuck!?” I said with rage. He slowly stepped towards my bed with an expression that I couldn’t read. “Now, you can either come with me, or put up a fight..your choice,” he whispers as he lifts my chin with his finger. “W-what do you want?” I questioned. “You, angel..” He stated as his lips brushed against my forehead. I hated the way his kiss made me feel, fuzzy and warm. “Richie..I..just want to be friends.” He let out a dark chuckle at my words. “You see, babe..you think Carmy will save you..but you don’t need him. You need me. Someone who will love you, take care of you, make you feel good,” He said in a husky voice as his fingers trailed down my neck. “You’re just jealous! You’re so obsessed with me…here I started to like you…but you’re just a possessive creep.” I said, raising my voice as I pushed him away. Something flashed in his icy blue eyes, something that made me regret ever saying that, because before I knew it, he pressed his lips to mine. I should pull away. I should run. But my body betrayed me. My hands ran through his short brown hair, which caused him to let out a low growl. His lips pressed against mine, moving softly, as if they were made for me. The flavor of nicotine and mint cloaked my taste buds and senses. I felt his tongue probing at the seams of my lips, begging for entry. Our tongues tangled immediately after I opened my mouth. I was floating, falling, crashing towards something unknown. Richie pulled back, leaving me feeling empty. Those beautiful blue eyes gazed into mine. “You’re mine..” He growled as his hands ran down my hips to my ass. “Richie….” I said in a whisper. I was so conflicted now. His kiss set a fire inside of me, but I wasn’t ready for whatever this was. “Shhh, shhh..it’s ok sweetheart. You’re coming home with me.” He said with a sweet grin. I glanced around my bedroom. “Umm..I don’t think that’s a good idea.” I warned him. “Why not? You’re perfect. You will be mine. You’ll be Eva’s new mom…” “Wait there!” I said putting my hands up. “Eva has a mom. She doesn’t need me, and for the record we are moving way too fast.” Richie shook his head. What’s wrong with her having two moms? Plus, who cares how fast we are going. I know what I need, and that is you.” He whispers as he ghosts a gentle kiss on my cheek. “Richie…I can’t we explore these feelings at a slower pace?” I asked. “Babe. I don’t want to wait. You’re coming with me, and we will start a life together.” He said with a smile. If he wasn’t making me so angry I’d be falling for it. “No! I’m not ready for that.” I said pulling away from his grasp. “It’s abkit Carmy isn’t it? Well..the jagoff is currently locked in the walk in so he can’t save you. Your probably wondering why he never picked you up tonight? Well i made sure he wasn’t gonna get to you.” My eyes went wide at his declaration. “You really are out of you mind! Get out of my apartment.” I screamed. “Angel. I don’t wanna do this…I don’t want to hurt you…” He said while wrapping his arms around me, making me feel safe, which made me angry at myself. “W-what..you wouldn’t..” I stuttered. “I’m so sorry sweetheart…it’ll be ok. We’ll be home soon.” Before I knew everything faded to black. 

My eyes slowly opened to an unfamiliar room. I was in a bed, covered in a blanket. Rolling over, I found Richie laying beside me. “Morin’ sweetheart,” he whispered. The memories of last night all came rushing back. From him breaking into my apartment, to the kiss. It dawned on me that he must have knocked me cold. I wanted to punch him, to scream at him, but there was something in those eyes of his that made my heart slow down. The way he looked at me, as if I was the most beautiful thing on earth. He brushed the hair off my face, his fingers lingering on my cheek. His touch was so gentle, so soft, so loving. I relaxed into it, my eyelids fluttering closed. “I’m sorry about last night…I know I reacted inappropriately. I just….I…I…the thought of you not being mine drove me to madness.” I should have been furious. I should have been angry, but I wasn’t. By some unknown force, I crashed my lips to his. Electricity flowed through me as his lips moved against mine. He rolled over so his body was slightly trapping mine underneath him. Greedy hands slid down my waist. His large hand splayed over my stomach, lightly keeping me grounded. His other hand gently parted my legs. “Is this ok?” He asked in a husky voice as his hand rested on my inner thigh before he touched me where I desperately needed him too. I nodded, giving him permission. “I bet Carmy would never make you feel this good..” He growled as his fingers pressed against the wet fabric of my panties. “I bet he doesn’t make you soaking wet.” He whispered against the shell of my ear before he kissed down my neck. “Spread those legs wider, baby. I need to feel all of you.” My head tilted back while I let out a moan as he pushed aside the fabric of my panties to feel my arousal. “Fuck, you feel so good. Better than I ever imagined.” He whispered as he circled my clit. Richie was right. No one else made me feel this good. Only Richie could. He made me feel wanted and took care of me. “You’re all mine, angel.” He whispered as he brought me closer to the brink of exploding. My breath hitched. I tried to say something back, but his touches made me unable to form a coherent sentence. So I kissed him, pouring every ounce of love for him that I had into our kiss. “You’re mine, Y/N. All mine, and I’ll make sure you’re always loved and taken care of.” He promised after our kiss as he started to undress me. I knew right then the abrasive, incredibly handsome, yet oddly endearing older man had found a way into my heart and I wasn’t letting go. His eyes sparkled as he looked down at me. I noticed the hundred different shades of blue in his eyes, the smattering of freckles against the bridge of his nose and the sockets of his eyes. The feeling scared me, the fear of the fall. But, he was right there to catch me .

[thecapricunt1616]

Capri's Carmyxreader & CarmyxSydney one shot Prompt lists ♡

Hello! Here I have a list of prompts for you all, if you want to make a request but aren't exactly sure what to ask - or if you simply want to see something from me off of any of these lists - please request it ♡ :) You can find the link to request from me right... ->

♡ Here ♡

I am currently (as of 5/9/24) only writing for Carmen Berzatto, (& SydCarmy!!! Please if you have a SxC request SEND IT! As well as Richie Jerimovich. I am working on other things for other characters I will post here as I become more comfortable writing for others, it takes me a while to feel confident portraying a character that already exists!! ♡♡♡

MY ONLY "RULE" IS IF YOU ASK ME A REQUEST YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO ASK OTHER WRITERS THE SAME EXACT ASK VERBATIM. For instance if I get a "Hey! Can I get CarmyxReader where Carmy & Reader get engaged in Paris?!" & the same day - I see ANOTHER TB FF writer posting an ask that says "Hey! Can I get CarmyxReader where Carmy & Reader get engaged in Paris?!" I'll let you know, I'm a Swiftie - I will find you! Even if you are on anon, I will block you and assure you have no access to my work ever again! If you say "Hey! I saw another ask on @/thebearfanfictionwriter & loved it abt carmy & reader getting engaged in paris- I would looove your take on it!" totally different story i'll absolutely partake in that, even if you say you cant remember who wrote it originally but you were inspired by their fic and want my take on it- I will HAPPILY indulge you! Also - if you were like "hey I saw a fic abt readerxcarmy engaged in paris it got me thinking - carmyxreader paris smut as a request??" THAT is also ok!! But do nooootttt copy paste asks to different people - its rude in the sense you're impatient and almost asking multiple people your same prompt because you dont wanna write it yourself so wanna see who will write it first so you can indulge in your own idea. Sorry for the long bleh about the single rule - but thats how firm I am on it. Without further ado - ask away!!!

**please dont let that blurb scare you from asking like I said as long as you don't just copy paste copy paste for your asks i'll be over the moon to write for you pookie!! any time I get an ask I wanna cry w/ happiness frfr!!!**

♡"I take it back, I'm sorry!" ♡ "Phrases/Actions that make me drop to my knees, ready to submit." ♡ "You're Blushing" ♡ "Quiet acts of love that make me cry" ♡ "We are eachothers safe space" ♡ "Soft moments that are just so precious" ♡ "Asking for permission" ♡ "Denial of romantic feelings" ♡ "Words & Actions that affectionately scream 'you're mine' " ♡ Good ol' smut prompts :D

***Of course if there is something you want to request not on this list // if its original please request! this is just to encourage requests to get me to flex my writing / request muscle more!!!***

[jerimovich]

Changed: Sydney Adamu + Richie Jerimovich (Taylor’s Version)

This is a tentative release as the playlist is still a work in progress. I’m still switching the order of songs & I have no doubt I’ll be adding 1989 vault track songs.

This playlist is meant to be listened to in chronological order as its purpose is to tell a story whether it be from Sydney’s POV, Richie’s, or both.

The playlist itself is almost 4 hours long (which is why I’m still working on it lol). I’m going to pin this post & update it whenever I’ve made significant updates to the project (because ✨spoiler alert✨ it’s not just a playlist y’all).

For all my fellow sydrichies who aren’t swifties and/or just aren’t into TSwift in general, I apologize.

last updated: 10/14

[carmybearzattos]

ok massive spoilers for all of s2 of the bear under the cut

• CARMY IS AN ARTIST you have no idea how happy that makes me

• carmen anthony berzatto

• i’m so glad they added abby elliot’s pregnancy into the story carmy’s gonna be an uncle i’m 🥺🥺

• probably gonna be an unpopular opinion but i loved claire. she was super cute and seems so good for carmy they were each other’s childhood crushes 💔 i’m going to throw that boy in a blender

• SYD AND HER DAD CELEBRATING HER MOM’S BIRTHDAY WTF 😭😭😭

• the berzatto family christmas was A Lot my fucking god my heart breaks for carmy

• SYD ASKING TINA TO BE HER SOUS

• richard jerimovich confirmed swiftie they did that for me

• i love richie so much. one day i’ll articulate some thoughts about richie’s solo ep. today is not that day

• carmy can’t count!!!! that’s my dumb blonde baby!!!!

• gillian jacobs as tiff was something i didn’t know i needed thanks for giving your gf a job christopher storer

• fak getting the ballbreaker machines excellent

• the guest stars in episode 6?

• i’m not ready to talk about mikey in episode 6 i can’t do it

• carmy framing the letter from mikey just stab me through the heart

• s2 ep10 was the most stressful forty minutes of my life. carmy in the walk in ruining his shot at happiness?? SAYING HE DOESN’T NEED IT??? syd throwing up from the stress??? donna showing up and then disappearing again and pete crying??? MARCUS MISSING THE CALLS FROM HIS MOM’S NURSE??? i need s3 yesterday can my babies please be happy PLEASE

[garbinge]

heyyy if you are take requests can you please write about our boy richie being a taylor swift stan? i think it’s one of the best and funniest things i’ve seen on tv lool and i need someone to write about it!!!! thank youu so much <3

forever and a day later….

had this idea for a while and then you sent this into my inbox last year and just needed to take some time to get it written.

The Original Swiftie of Chicagoland - More of Richie’s daughter being a stan but we got Richie to the Era’s Tour 😂

Thanks for this request!! So much fun to write <3

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

I respect two Swifties. My best friend of 10 years, and 45yo drug-dealer Richie Jerimovich

[sig-nifier]

Tag Game: 10 Characters from 10 Fandoms

shoutout my b @swifty-fox for the tag

Ellie Williams (The Last of Us)

2. River Cartwright (Slow Horses)

3. Miles Morales (Spider-verse)

4. Holland Vosijk (Shades of Magic)

5. Richie Jerimovich & Sydney Adamu (The Bear)

6. Kaz Brekker & Nikolai Lantsov (Grishaverse) more specifically the books the show was pretty wank

7. Fox Mulder (The X-Files)

8. Gale Dekarios (Baldur's Gate 3)

9. Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III (Critical Role)

10. Patrick Zweig (Challengers)

the hardest part was remembering which fandoms im acc in.

tagging @onyxsboxes @buckyclevens @r0ckstardr3amgal and whoever else!

[nadinehunt]

۞ (me sending this in like i don’t already know & love most of ur bbies but !!! still !!!)

meet one of my other muses! richie jerimovich from the bear! depressed cook/kitchen manager who really needs therapy

"okay, but call me a fuckin' swiftie, dude. that concert, was fuckin' awesome." of course he had only gone for eva's sake, but taylor had a way of getting to you! maybe it was indoctrination, from listening to her so many times in the car. "fuckin', love story is like, my jam."

[garbinge]

My Best Friend's Cousin

This is a Richie Jerimovich x F!Reader series as well as a Carmy Berzatto & Platonic!F!Reader series.

Pillow Forts - Richie Jerimovich x F!Reader / Carmy Berzatto x Platonic!F!Reader

2. Soft Spots - Richie Jerimovich x F!Reader / Mikey Berzatto x Platonic!F!Reader

3. Shoulder To Cry On - Richie Jerimovich x F!Reader

4. The Smell Of Rain - Richie Jerimovich x F!Reader

5. I’m Sorry - Carmy Berzatto x Platonic!F!Reader

6. Bad Day - Richie Jerimovich x F!Reader / Carmy Berzatto x Platonic!F!Reader

7. You Suck - Carmy Berzatto x Platonic!F!Reader 8. For The Sake Of The Game - Richie Jerimovich x F!Reader 9. Tasteless - Richie Jerimovich x F!Reader / Carmy Berzatto x Platonic!F!Reader 10. The Original Swiftie Of Chicagoland - Richie Jerimovich x F!Reader 11. Early Morning - Carmy Berzatto x Platonic!F!Reader // Richie Jerimovich x F!Reader 12. Thanksgiving - Richie Jerimovich x F!Reader 13. That One Christmas Without Carmy - Mikey Berzatto & Platonic!F!Reader