#Rude Post(tm)

[freckliedan]

What was 🐸 theory?

>www.freckliedan.tumblr.com/search/frog+theory

>looks like this is a consistantly used tag, i wonder what the earliest post was

>www.freckliedan.tumblr.com/tagged/frog%20theory/chrono

>wow, it's possible to answer this question for myself!

[benetnvsch]

ooooh about to become a sigzai shipper Out Of Spite LMAO

[trans-xianxian]

hmmmm I drafted an email to my boss abt how her text regarding my time off request after my mother's death made me feel very uncomfortable and how I felt like it was unprofessional should I send it

[lanonima]

.

because really I do think it says something that I did have such a legitimately awful time playing Binding Blade, and I still did it in a single straight shot over a few weeks

and I hated Conquest so much that I skipped all of the dialogue that was possible for me to skip, and I still played it in a straight shot over a few weeks

and I cannot drag myself to the Switch to force myself to sit through one more level of Three Houses, and I've only played 5 chapters to begin with

[nonbinaryphantom]

funniest thing about writing a bleach xover is that i committed to putting a language barrier into it so its just ichigo and danny sam tucker communicating over google tranlsate

[hackedmotionsensors]

lol i've complained about this a fair amount on twitter but I got a comment last night? that made me think about this again.

And its ...getting weird comments that I cannot tell if they're being RUDE or there's a language barrier or some combination of both.

I finished a standee art last night and posted it and this morning I get a reply from someone who's replied very confusingly before...."You're tired and need to go to sleep"

Which LMAO wasn't entirely untrue but that was the whole comment on the art.

Not to put this person on blast and obviously do not go bother them if you know where the comment is at.....

But like what the hell does that mean? I F E E L like this is a translation error or a miscommunication. But thats the ENTIRE problem. THAT IS THE ENTIRE PROBLEM. I'm tired of getting comments that are CONFUSING to me AT BEST...and more often just fucking rude.

Like....its weird. Bc i've been on the internet for close to 3 decades now??? Lol I'm so old. But.....I've been more confused in the past year or so with how people talk to perfect strangers on the internet. I think it might be a generational thing but like LMAO ARE THE "KIDS THESE DAYS" just ......fucking RUDE??? Like I've heard pre-teens and teens talk to each other and its pretty mean but so were a lot of kids when I was a teen. So maybe its a language barrier there.

But I feel like....because everyone is so comfortable talking to perfect strangers on the internet, and getting EXTREMELY overly close? or thinking they have the right to speak to people as if we're super besties (which in turn means saying a rude backhanded compliment thats intended to be nice but just sounds mean??)...its just....so common lately for me to just be like "Why the fuck would you say this to me?"

I'm not your friend. I'm just a random artist online that draws from a fandom you probably like (or hate? Idk your life lol)

I think this whole thing STARTED with Japanese and Korean artists (and probably lots of other languages that aren't English) begging people to stop leaving horrible reaction images or people saying "I'M GONNA K*LL YOU!!!!! THIS IS DEVASTATING!!!! I'M DEAD!!!!" and the poor artist being like...okay well this is a thing I have to live with now.

And I thought we DID move past that but I feel like its back just without the reaction images bc Gen Alpha and Z thinks reaction images are cringe LMAO (small blessings)

But ....I forget which drawing I did.....It was something sad. I think it was a sad zosan?? And this person LITERALLY said they were going to hunt me down. And that wasn't the initial comment. They said something equally as rude and when I asked for clarification for what they meant they were like " I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE"

GIRL ITS FANART OF ZORO AND SANJI!?!?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Again. I've talked about this til I'm blue in the face (fingers?? since its typing??) about this on twitter. And I've been sitting on this comment for nearly 24 hrs just....fucking confused. And I hate this ....confusion. Bc In My Day(tm) .....lol I didn't like mean comments then either but it was usually some asshole in my tumblr mail being like "YOU FUCKIN SUCK!!" lol

I might just be too stupid to interpret these quirky little comments but like

guys please if you like something. Just be normal and say "omg I love this" or like a cute reaction that is APPROPRIATE to the situation lol Don't demand things from me when I'm already giving you something that I'm doing in my free time for fun. Lol And stop asking me if there's a fic for comics or art that i TELL you came from me asdfasdfa I don't know where the fic is. I'd like to know too. (but also if I draw from a fic I link to the fic but I've decided to stop that for the time being. Any comics coming from me will be mine wholecloth for the foreseeable future)

[lauraroselam]

Since I've gotten a lovely little flurry of messages about this book through here, here's a quick post about Dragonfall!

It's an epic fantasy romance with dragons between the last male dragon who is trapped in human form and a nonbinary thief.

Features:

a heist

a thief training montage

yearning(tm)

slow burn romance--they cannot physically touch for most of the book and also they are guarded and defensive and bad at communicating their feelings

see also: sensual hair washing

see also: tasteful dry humping

experimental narrative positions (first person, first person direct address, and third in the same book)

a working conlang I developed with my friend @redwizardhats

a queernorm world where it's rude to assume gender so everyone defaults to they until someone tells them otherwise (this is also a signal of informality, like 'I know the truth of you')

sign language as a lingua franca

mini dragons or wyverns flying around

assassin and a secretive order

shadow monsters, prophecies, fate of the world hanging in the balance, etc.

very detailed descriptions of food because in this world you get more energy to do spells via food, and also if you use to much you become a Starveling and get so hungry you'd eat anything. (I initially tried to write something kinda cosy and then added cannibalism, whoops).

Anyway, it's out now. Barnes and Noble selected it as their pick of the month in July and that was very cool. The sequel is out next March and is my take on a magic school tournament. I hope you like it if you decide to pick it up! Signal boosting or general word of mouth appreciated. :-)

[babeybunny]

Sorry if this comes off as rude but how are you an age regressor AND and abdl??

Oh not rude at all!

For me personally, they're two separate areas ;w;

Age regression for me is a stress response(be it trauma triggers or autistic moment^tm), so it's involuntary and something I keep away frm my adult blogs

But abdl is just, my vibing time. The community is really nice, and I have a lot of friends in the abdl community ♡♡ It's where I feel more confident/safer to post pics n' stuff

7txcg8icgigc hope that makes sense

[canonicallyobserving911]

Every week it's something...

I usually don't post anything like this but as of today, I'm exhausted with everything that's been happening for the past 5 weeks. Every week it's something and it's been like this since after 7x4 aired.

Be clear, I only ship Buddie!

I will NOT ship Buck and Eddie with any other LI and I'm not closing on them.

Until recently, it was fun when I wrote speculation and did metas but lately... it hasn't been.

For the last 5 weeks there has been nothing but toxicity, anger and frustration aimed at Buddie shippers when all some of us want to do is enjoy watching and celebrating the love story 9-1-1 has been writing, showing and telling for Buck and Eddie over the last 6 years. However, it's been a real struggle for the past several weeks and over the last two weeks, something has been said either in an interview or a live that just figuratively kicks Buddie shippers down even more. Some not all of the BT shippers have been rude, hostile and obnoxious by sending hate to people's DMs because a true Buddie shipper isn't/won't multi-ship both Buddie and BT and they've been filled with harassment (My anonymous asks are off and I still got some hate messages from blank or fake blogs). Or the responses being given about what's happening with Buddie have been adverse. Please understand, I get it, the fans who keep asking actors/actresses about Buddie shouldn't, especially when they aren't part of the ship.

But this season is giving seasons 5 and 6 vibes with the BTS pics, interviews and everything else. Back then, every time we thought LD or TayKay was about to leave, KR blindsided the audience with some BTS pics of them the day an episode was set to air that killed the vibe. Last week it was the Buddie karaoke scene being removed from the episode, then TM lashed out a few days later because viewers were upset about the karaoke scene being removed even though it had been used to promote the episode for three weeks. Furthermore, the news about it being deleted was released and obtained via an interview with KC. This week it's those stills with Eddie and Maris*l and on top of that the joke JLH made about Buddie not happening. She corrected it but gosh this is tiresome.

Of course no one on the show is going to spill the beans about if they will go CANON but holy moly... can Buddie shippers catch a f~cking break for once or is this h€ll going to continue for way longer than it should?

[idyllic-musings]

wow. hello. i am so normal i promise. i swear. i promise. just trust me bro 🙏 anyway. eldritch gods and their fucked up followers, y'know? lowercase intended for the Vibes(TM). this post is completely platonic btw 👍

tw & cw. body horror, blood, fucked up devotee & deity dynamics, spitting up flowers as a metaphor of sorts to eldritch mutation and ambrose's bond to yaoshi (it is NOT an allusion to hanahaki disease; spitting up flowers serves a very very different literary purpose in this fic), ambrose's blood has life-giving qualities, etc. read with caution.

ambrose does not flinch when the thorns of the rose cradled in their hands prick almost desperately into their skin. it's as if this rose seeks something from them—it's looking for something. the plant seems to thrive on the taste of their blood, glowing with revitalized life after wounding them, but aside from that, it is most certainly seeking out something else.

no, they do not flinch. not anymore. it stings, but only slightly. it burns a little. it always does. but still, they do not flinch.

a soft hum rises from their throat as their blood drips down their fingertips onto the marble floor below. ambrose's chest trembles and their breath wavers as the flower's thorns dig further into their flesh dizzyingly, tearing new holes dripping a deep wine red in the unblemished and unscarring skin belonging to one imbued so impossibly with the power of the path of abundance. their head spins. vaguely, they muse and lament to themselves about how rude it is of them to dirty such a sacred space with their blood. so, so disrepsectful... how they wished that it was not in their body's nature to bleed so profusely.

(but then again, yaoshi never minded much. such a gentle aeon would not forsake their most loyal devotee for such a small error... and even then, was shedding their blood an error? perhaps not, ambrose thinks. perhaps it is more akin to a display of devotion. they of all people have nothing to prove to their aeon, that much they know, but is bloodshed not the purest form of vulnerability? in a moment such as this, are they not at their most weak and unguarded? is such vulnerability not the most untainted form of love and devotion? in that case, they would bleed as much as yaoshi desired. they would do so without a second thought.)

ambrose does not withdraw despite the stabbing throb spreading throughout their arm as the plant's roots take place underneath their skin and within their veins.

they do flinch now, though, as a sharp hiss is ripped from their chest.

...but it is necessary. they've lived so long now—longer than two or three generations of the longest lived xianzhou natives, perhaps. one such as themselves with such an expansive lifespan would inevitabily need to resort to bloody methods to remove mara's influence on their mind.

the penetration of their skin was perhaps not the easiest way, but it was the most effective way for their aeon's influence to cleanse their body.

and really, they don't think they'd mind at all if this process tore them apart by the seams. if it was anyone other than their patron deity, they might—no... would be resistant.

it is only because of yaoshi that they are alive. dying by their hand would be an honor, in a way.

...of course, ambrose doesn't think yaoshi would. tear them apart, that is. they've drawn blood before—intentionally, on occassions like this, and accidentially, on other such occassions when their nails dug a little too harshly into ambrose's fragile skin—but it's hard to imagine them doing something that violent (and cruel, depending on who one asks, but ambrose does not think it would be so).

the roots dig deeper, deeper, deeper into their body. it tears a visceral sob from their chest.

it hurts now. the pain sears across their skin, through their chest, through their veins and arteries and every organ in their body.

ambrose's slow-beating heart squeezes painfully as if wrapped in vines and thorns, and their breath all is all but stolen from their lungs. on their tongue, they taste iron and something vaguely floral, but they can't raise their hands to check if they're bleeding.

the emanator wheezes, head tilting back and glossy, unfocused gaze now directed at the ceiling.

(it's decorated in a beautiful mural painted by some of yaoshi's other followers.)

they manage to heave out a raspy, constricted cough, and they vacantly note the tickle of a soft texture upon their lips. it eventually flutters to the floor, settling in one of the many splatters of their blood.

the power of the abundance flows in an entirely unrestricted way through their veins. it wasn't unusual for their body to produce a petal or two every now and then.

vines, free of any and all thorns, curl around their limbs, over their thighs, across their torso, and around their neck, all to keep them from thrashing—it's a precaution more than anything. ambrose only thrashed the first few times, when they were far younger, far less used to the agony.

but now the pain seems natural, and the vines are comforting.

the tear that slips down their cheek and mixes with the blood on their face is wiped away with parental haste.

ah.

it's hard to think about the pain, ambrose muses, when there is such a kind aeon to guide them through it.

indeed, if yaoshi wanted them to bleed...

ambrose would be more than happy to bleed out.

[exponentialcrisis]

DISCLAIMER: im not a fuckin chef but im also not an idiot. ik my food handling in this post is sketchy at best. feel free to tell me what i did wrong and what i could've done better, but if you're rude, condescending, or annoying (subject to my whims), you're getting blocked.

SO

tonight i decided to cook the chicken thighs i bought last paycheck, which i froze. this would not be a problem, as i have cooked plenty of meat straight out of the freezer.

the issue is that i just chucked the store package in the fridge when i got home, and the chicken was all frozen together and also to its packaging. my solution, naturally, was to stick the Chicken Brick (tm) in a dish and put that in the preheating oven for 15 minutes and see if that helped.

surprisingly, it did, and i was able to rend the pieces from each other (learning in the process that i accidentally bought bone-in, which i detest, but food is food).

i re-bagged 4 of the 10 pieces to freeze for future use and stuck the other 6 back in after treating em to a healthy sprinkling of olive oil, salt, pepper, paprika, garlic, basil, and parsley. they'll be in a 400° oven for 40 minutes at minimum (longer if they're not at the right temp when i pull em and check). shall update on results

[pitbullwithaship]

DOCTOR WHO LIVEBLOG S4 EP6

Okay this episode has Georgia in it. Yay she's pretty

Poor Martha getting dragged along with them

Ooh where's this

Clean hands? Why is that special

Dramatic opening of a door

SHES PRETTY (side note how did I go a full 16 years before this year without featuring how queer I am)

Hey I recognise those sciency words

Ooh she's badass then

Okay so Martha got taken then

Oh she's just alone oh poor Martha

Martha the doctor

Those are bubbly aliens

IM DOCTOR MARTHA JONES WHO THE HELL ARE YOU I really like Martha

Oh they have the weird cloning thing too

*pats her* lol

What's the word, oh right propaganda (I can't remember words, I had to look that up)

They can't even remember the beginning of the war outside of myth

This seems like an incredibly pointless war

I love the Doctor so much

Very tactile aliens

Outthought lol

Okay don't be rude to her

Dude don't talk like she's not here and be rude

2 HEARTS eldritch girlie

DONT BE A DICK MY GUY

Heartwarming convo in a prison

Aww it's a very nice Hath

Lol Donna lovely

LITTLE MOUSE doctor why was that in your pocket

Aw I like the Hath very much

It's very windy out

Power hungry war whore

I wonder what the numbers are

Ooh secret door

Yes dude teach your daughter a nice lesson

Oh no Jenny

Oh no yes deny it

Omg that is amazing

Aww HUG

Oh no Martha oh no

Oh the Hath!!!

OH NO I REALLY LIKED HIM NOOOOOO

alone again alone again (poor Martha)

AAAHHH HE ACCEPTS HER YAY THATS ADORABLE

Dad Shock tm

Doctor Lore

YOU TALK ALL THE TIME BUT YOU DONT SAY ANYTHING AAAAAAHHHH

Aww Doctor

Poor Martha

A SPACESHIP

Power vacuums are never good

DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM

WHAT 7 DAYS WHAT IM SO CONFUSED

OH wow that's so cool

Ooh pretty it's like a botanical garden

Gorgeous

A game of telephone

That's crazy

Okay is power hungry war where gonna shoot

OH NO JENNY NO WHAT THATS SO MEAN THE POOR DOCTOR THATS SO SAD

OHO NO IM GONNA CRY

FUCK WHY MUST THE UNIVERSE DO THIS TO HIM

Post-mortem forehead kisses

PUT DOWN THE GUN DOCTOR

Oh wow oh wow oh wow oh wow oh wow

That was a gorgeous episode, just truly

Always is indeed

Aw goodbye Martha

LIGHT?

HOLY SHIT SHES ALIVE?! THATS AMAZING!?

ooh that was a happy stim moment

[jackgoodfellow]

~ King of Winter and Toxic Positivity ~

I've made you all a "motivational" poster! 🥰🥰🥰

" Manifest your dream reality through sheer force of will! Anyone can do it! Pull yourself up by the bootstraps! Be a self-made king! Good things happen to good people! Get in that grindset! The only one standing in the way of your dreams is you! Anyone can do it! Nothing is impossible! Everything happens for a reason! Everything will be fine, so don't worry! You can do whatever you set your mind to! Never give up on anything! Every failure is just an opportunity in disguise! Have you tried yoga?? Have you tried supplements? Would you like to hear about an exciting new business opportunity? It's all part of God's plan! You just gotta stop fearing SUCCESS. Happiness is a choice! Delete negativity! Push every boundary! For winners, limits are merely suggestions! Lean in! Don't take no for an answer!! Anyone can do it!! "

[for those who deal with eyestrain, there's a plain-text version of the above pink and green paragraph of assorted toxic positivity slogans copied down at the bottom of the post.]

Anyway, it turns out the people who are willing to look you in the face and tell you that your oppressive burdens are in fact not that heavy at all... are people that either don't have that same burden, or people who are comfortable forcing someone else to carry it for them. - All while they proudly take the credit.

and also, he's HORRIBLE it's FANTASTIC I love him, 11/10, Evil Gay Bitch Gold Medalist, REALLY puts the MLM into mlm [the "Multi-Level-Marketing" into "man-loving-man"]

❄ ❄ ❄

More context and thoughts, if you're a media analysis nerd:

I am, however, obviously a media analysis JOCK 😅

So, the actual toxic positivity quote that I used in the image was inspired by the commentary made in these two episodes of the excellent anti-fatphobia (and therefore anti-capitalist) podcast "Maintenance Phase".

It's a two-parter on this one piece-of-shit white lady wellness influencer, and the hosts are funny and awesome and the entire catalogue of the podcast matters a lot.

[Sidenote: the episode "Is Being Fat Bad For You?" is VITAL shit. - My main takeaway has been that it's ALWAYS better to be fat than to be fatphobic. Every time.]

But the main point that is relevant here is the way this podcast helps peel back the ugly truth of a broader phenenomen:

In other words, it is notable that the kind of people who say things like "We all have the same 24 hours in a day!" are generally also people who already have the money to pay someone else to clean their house, thus literally giving them more free hours in a day, than say, the people they are paying (or underpaying) to give them that time.

And what stuck with me most from these two episodes is the absolute open disrespect that toxically positive privileged people often have for the very individuals they are relying on for all those extra hours they seem to find in a day.

Because the thing is, most of them absolutely buy their own bullshit. They HAVE to.

In order to justify the way of the world to themselves and ease their guilt over their role in it (while still maintaining all their power), they end up so good at lying to themselves that they see no irony in funding their personal business ventures with money from their wealthy parents and spouses... and then calling themselves "self-made."

Anyone can do it, after all! (There are simply certain things that are best left unsaid! Best not to be rude!) And any kind of shake to this worldview means they might just-- crumble to dust!!

And in my personal experience as a Poor Cripple [TM], those folks are champions at shaming the poor and disabled.

Folks like that might very well might very well force someone else to bear the crushing madness of their golden crown, so that they are free to build a beautiful kingdom of ice and agreeability!

They may see no issue, then, as they oh-so-benevolently relax on their throne, being waited upon and granting gifts to pretty strangers - all while pitying that nothing can be done for their poor disgusting maniac of a neighbor--except, of course, to punish them for the crimes they commit in their weak-willed madness~ 💚🩷

I. FUCKIN'. LOVE THIS SHIT, Y'ALL. GOOD WRITING. HELL YEAH.

[Not shown: the literal 6-page essay I wrote today while trying to explain FULLY and COMPLETELY why The Winter King episode matters so much to me. Turns out, in order to do that, I had to talk about the way casual ableism and classism can easily become extreme ableism and classism--and THAT got dark REAL FAST.

I didn't even finish writing it! I was headed to 8 pages at LEAST (and that's not even including talking about the wonderful artistic craftsmanship of the episode!!) when I realized that people might not reblog this as much if it included AN IN-DEPTH PERSONAL MANIFESTO ABOUT THE GRIM REALITIES OF CAPITALISM AND ABLEISM. So like... maybe that's a separate post lol]

Plain-text version of the colorful paragraph:

Manifest your dream reality through sheer force of will! Anyone can do it! Pull yourself up by the bootstraps! Be a self-made king! Good things happen to good people! Get in that grindset! The only one standing in the way of your dreams is you! Anyone can do it! Nothing is impossible! Everything happens for a reason! Everything will always be fine! You can do anything you set your mind to! Never give up on anything! Every failure is just an opportunity in disguise! Have you tried yoga? You just gotta stop fearing SUCCESS. Happiness is a choice! Delete negativity! Push every boundary! Limits are merely suggestions! Lean in! Don't take no for an answer!! Anyone can do it!!

[lanonima]

it's come up in conversation so here's my unpopular fucking opinion I guess

I do not understand the hype around Three Houses

I played 5 chapters of that game months apart because I have to force myself to go back to it, and every single one has been a miserable experience

I keep thinking I intend to at least finish it because it's what I do. I play Fire Emblem. but I would honestly rather replay Binding Blade, a game which I actively hated the entire way through and legitimately think is a terrible game with god-awful level design, but at least I like the art and some of the characters and have a general fondness for Elibe

or Conquest which is ALSO a god-awful game with terrible characters and art that I hate but at least the level design is fun (and I hate the fact that the level design is fun, I hate it, but it is undeniably interesting and fun and I wish we could have levels like that in a better game)

Three Houses is so fucking annoying and soulless to me and I just don't get why it's so popular

I don't think it's as bad of a game is Binding Blade or Fates. I think it would be very hard to justify saying that because those two are legitimately awful games. But in terms of my personal opinion of having played almost every Fire Emblem game, I really think it might be my least favorite

there's something so annoying and un-Fire Emblem-like about it

and like. I don't play very many video games. I said above I play Fire Emblem. I've played Fire Emblem for 20 years and maybe only a dozen games besides that, and if that did not have the label of Fire Emblem attached to it I would not have touched it

it's not a Fire Emblem game to me

I just don't get it

fundamentally

what people like about that game

I don't like most of the characters, I don't like the art, and I don't like the game play because I can't stand sitting through the fucking school shit in between the battles it makes me want to kill something and I can't even kill something because I have to sit through all of that garbage first

on the other hand I legitimately love Engage from the bottom of my heart even though it is so hideous to look at and the story is simple because it's the first game in a long time that's reminded me of how much I love Fire Emblem and why I love Fire Emblem so there you go

two unpopular opinions for the price of one

[teammateswap-au]

Alright, unpack the trio’s mommy/daddy issues, if there are any!! (You posted about tms!Susie’s mom and now I want to know all of their relationships with their parents)

Starting off with berdly’s parents because they’re currently the least developed :

> Berdly’s dads, though they DO care about him, don’t really… bond? with him? They don’t get him at all… and I don’t mean in the angst teen way I mean they just don’t. And they don’t really try to. (Which is why berdly clings onto noelle a lot (noelle does the same for similar reasons). It’s just “haha that’s are kooky wacky son!” and that’s it… they don’t take him too seriously either. (and him being a “it’s not a phase, mom” teen doesn’t help i’m afraid.) Again, they really do care about them but not in the way the that berdly needs them to care.

As for Susie :

> Honestly she has a nice relationship with her mom! Though they don’t really see each other that much because of work. Susie is home by herself most days— I think their relationship and them themselves are the most “mundane” and “normal” out of everyone else. Then again they are very similar to each other….. (maybe that’s why they’re close…)

As for Noelle :

> She didn’t get the “I have to be the perfect daughter or else my parents and everyone around me will hate me” from nowhere…… since her mom is the mayor, she has to “look good” so she doesn’t make her “look bad”. Clair also used to put a lot of pressure on her (and also dess) to be perfect as well. Though she doesn’t do this as much anymore, it still affects Noelle to this day. Especially since Clair still has the habit of comparing her daughter to others (even comparing her to Dess, Susie and sometimes Kris.) Noelle doesn’t really get along with her mother all too well… she’s usually snarky and rude to her. And most of the time, her mother retaliates with the same snark. (Wonder where Noelle got her snarkiness from.)

[maleficentmrsofallevil]

Tumblr TOS

The age requirement for U.S. Tumblr users is 13 years old (16 for EU/UK).

Hello, 13-17 y.o. Tumblr anons. I am pinning this post, just for you, if you accidentally stumble across this blog.

I am an Old (tm). I have a full time job and several bosses (I have 8 bosses, Bob). I work long hours, and I have lots and lots of people telling me what to do all day, every day.

This little silly space is my sanctuary.

A helpful hint: DO NOT come onto my blog and tell me what to do. Not in person. Not as anon. Not at all.

Think of it as barging into someone's house and demanding that they start rearranging the furniture to your liking. You don't live here. You don't pay rent. You are being rude. But also, you probably don't know better, because you are young and new to internet etiquette. Therefore, if you fail to heed my suggestion, I will engage in a little light-hearted teasing. Think of it as a free lesson in manners.

This recommendation also applies to Tumblr users age 18 and over who should know better but apparently don't. *cough*