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(all long playing records unless otherwise noted; also, this list was created with links to every item, but the links aren’t appearing, so you’ll have to direct your web browser searches the old fashioned way)
✰✰ TAIWAN HOUSING PROJECT Veblen Death Mask (Kill Rock Stars) ✰✰
✰ HAND & LEG Hand & Leg (Black Gladiator)
✰ MARCIA BASSETT & SAMARA LUBELSKI Live NYC (Feeding Tube)
✰ CHROMASTHETIC Gold Sound cassette (Time Release)
✰ ANTIETAM Intimations of Immortality (Motorific)
✰ girlSperm gSp (Thrilling Living)
✰ CHUCK JOHNSON Balsams (VDSQ)
✰ RODENTICIDE Rodenticide (Self Sabotage)
✰ ANGIE Shyness (Rice Is Nice/DERO Arcade, Australia)
✰ BLOODY SHOW Let America Pay cassette (Superdreamer)
✰ MICHAEL BEACH Gravity/Repulsion (Spectacular Commodity)
✰ ANTHONY PASQUAROSA Abbandonato Da Dio Nazione (VDSQ)
✰ ALBERT DEMUTH Corporate Rights 7″ (self-released)
✰ MOUNTAIN MOVERS Mountain Movers (Trouble In Mind)
✰ X-POP Alphabet Cereal ep cassette (Chemical Imbalance., Australia)
✰ DANA Dana (Heel Turn)
✰ GOSPEL OF MARS Gospel Of Mars (Amish)
✰ PRIVATE SORROW Fake Lions (Mystery Plane, U.K.)
✰ JUDY & THE JERKS 3 Songs cassette (Earth Girl) & Alive At The Skatepark cassette (Earth Girl)
✰ PIERRE & BASTIEN Musique Grecque (sdz, France)
✰ XETAS The Tower (12XU)
✰ JAIMIE BRANCH Fly Or Die (International Anthem Recording Company)
✰ STEFAN CHRISTENSEN Shake Off The Village (C/Site Recordings) & Open Day 7″(I Dischi Del Barone, Sweden)
✰ LISE BARKAS & LISA KAÜFFERT Lo Becat cd-r (Soleis Bleus, France)
✰ USA/MEXICO Laredo (12XU)
✰ PREGNANCY Urgency (Emotional Response)
✰ FULLY GLAZED Full Glazed cassette (The Loki Label)
✰ DARK TEA Dark Tea cassette (self-released) & Bright Flame (bandcamp DL)
✰ SYLVIA COURVOISIER & MARY HALVORSON Crop Circles (Relative Pitch)
✰ KAY ODYSSEY What’s A Woman To Do? (Little Bit)
✰ THE DOLL/STEFAN NEVILLE 1974 8″ lathe (stabbies etc, NZ)
✰ CLARINETTE The Now Of Then (Feeding Tube)
✰ ERIK KRAMER A House, Floating In The Middle Of A Lake cassette (Anthropocene Recordings)
✰ AKI ONDA/TASHI DORJI/CHE CHEN ‘HAZ-,BINS cassette (Black Pollen Press)
✰ KATE CARR The Story Surrounds Us cassette (The Helen Scarsdale Agency) & From A Wind Turbine To Vultures (And Back) cassette (Flaming Pines, U.K.)
✰ BLACK TRUMPETS Blue Blew It cassette (Ikuisuus, Finland)
✰ SUSPIRIANS Ti Bon Ange (Super Secret Records)
✰ YEAR OF BIRDS White Death To Power Alan (Odd Box, U.K.) & Stanhill Wonder 7″ (Third Uncle)
✰ DAVID WEST with TEARDROPS Cherry On Willow (Tough Love, U.K.)
✰ WILLIAM PARKER QUARTETS Meditation/Resurrection double cd (AUM Fidelity)
✰ the CAVEMEN Banned In B.C. 7″ (Weirdly)
✰ MICHAEL FOSTER & BEN BENNETT In It cassette (Astral Spirits)
✰ PLATES OF CAKE Let’s Not Deprive Each Other cassette (Unblinking Ear)
✰ ZAÏMPH Transverse Presence cassette (No Rent)
✰ WURLD SERIES Air Goofy cassette (Melted Ice Cream, New Zealand)
✰ HEADROOM Head In The Clouds (Trouble In Mind)
✰ LORDS OF THYME The Future Of Things Past (Feeding Tube/Shagrat, U.K.)
✰ SEX TIDE Possession Sessions (Feeding Tube)
✰ MARAUDEUR Maraudeur (bruit direct disques, France)
✰ LES FILLES DE ILLIGHADAD Eghass Malan (Sahel Sounds)
✰ BRANDY Laugh Track cassette (self-released)
✰ LEILA BORDREUIL & ZACH ROWDEN Hollow cassette (No Rent)
✰ RAYS Rays (Trouble In Mind)
✰ ANDY REPTOID & THE HUMANOIDS Refridgerator 7″ (Total Punk) & Kill The Comma 7″(Emotional Response) & Pee-Pee EP (Goodbye Boozy, Italy)
✰ GUN SHY Gun Shy cassette (Cheat Prick)
✰ MARK EITZEL Hey Mr. Ferryman (Merge)
✰ E42. A8 Niobium cassette (Tanuki, Belgium)
✰ BLAU BLAU Kiss Kiss (bandcamp DL)
✰ THE COWBOY The Cowboy (Fashionable Idiots)
✰ MARCELO DOS REIS & EVE RISSER Timeless cd (JACC, Portugal)
✰ LIZ DURETTE Four Improvisations On Electric Piano (Ehse)
✰ MIDNIGHT MINES Since My Baby Left Me cassette & We Are The Primitives Of A New Era cassette (both The Loki Label)
✰ JENNY & JADE Day Release 12″ lathe ep (stabbies etc, NZ)
✰ FEMME Chroma (bruit direct disques, France)
✰ PRIVATE ANARCHY Private Anarchy cassette (Round Bale Recordings)
✰ ERIC ARN Orphic Resonance (Feeding Tube)
✰ PILL Aggressive Advertising cassette (Dull Tools)
✰ GAMARDAH FUNGUS Fairytales cd (Flaming Pines, U.K.)
✰ JON COLLIN Water And Rock Music, Volume I cd-r & The Nature (both Early Music, U.K. )
✰ Killed By Meth #2: Rust Belt Rockers comp (It’s Trash!)
✰ the TERMINALS Antiseptic (Ba Da Bing)
✰ SOURDURE Mantras triple cassette (Standard in-Fi, France)
✰ The Hired Hands: A Tribute to Bruce Langhorne double cd (Scissor Tail)
✰ GLEN SCHENAU Addressing The Scar cassette (Tropical Cancer, Australia)
EKIN FIL Inflame: Original Soundtrack cassette & Ghosts Inside (both The Helen Scarsdale Agency)
✰ TARA CLERKIN Hello (Stolen Body Records, U.K.)
✰ LEE KONITZ Frescalalto cd (impulse!, France)
✰ the STROPPIES The Stroppies cassette & It’s A Hit 7″ (Hobbies Galore, Australia)
✰ DELPHINE DORA & MOCKE Le Corps Défendant (Okraïna, Belgium)
✰ QUIN GALAVIS The Battery Line (Super Secret Records)
✰ HOUSE AND LAND House And Land (Thrill Jockey)
✰ C.I.A. DEBUTANTE We Will Play For Spirits cassette (sdz, France)
✰ AILBHE NIC OIREACHTAIGH Oreing (Fort Evil Fruit, Ireland)
✰ the BISCUITS Albatross 7″ (Ilk Ither, New Zealand)
✰ SYLVIA MONNIER Stock Shot & Addictive Sling cassette (Sacred Phrases)
✰ the GOLDEN BOYS Better Than Good Times (12XU)
✰ PALACE LIDO Concrete cassette (Czaszka Records, U.K.)
✰ MARK FEEHAN M.F. II (Richie Records)
✰ OBNOX Murder Radio (ever/never) & Niggative Approach (12XU)
✰ ALEXANDER Alexander (self-released) & ROB NOYES/ALEXANDER split 7″ (C/Site Recordings)
✰ TRIO 3: ANDREW CYRILLE/REGGIE WORKMAN/OLIVER LAKE Visiting Texture cd (Intakt, Switzerland)
✰ BARON SATURDAY Concrete Poetry cassette (Mystery Plane, U.K.)
✰ NINA HARKER Nina Harker cassette (Le Syndicat Des Scorpions, France)
✰ DAVID NANCE Do The Negative Boogie (Ba Da Bing)
GOLDEN PELICANS Disciples Of Blood (Goner)
ÆTHER JAG Amaranthine Stretch cassette (No Rent)
GAD WHIP In A Room (ever/never)
YANNICK DAUBY Magicien Rouch cassette (Tanuki, Belgium)
MAX LODERBAUER & JACEK SIENKIEWICZ End cd (Recognition, Poland)
VÁR By Ghost And Tape (Home Normal, Japan)
ANGELICA SANCHEZ TRIO Float The Edge cd (Clean Feed, Portugal)
LECH NIENARTOWICZ Nici cassette (Dinzu Artefacts)
EKMAN & OWEN Ekman & Owen 7″ (Goodbye Boozy, Italy)
POU Dimonis (Metadona, Spain)
HANS CHEW Open Sea (At The Helm)
DALIA RAUDONIKYTÉ WITH Solitarius cd (New Focus Recordings)
GŪTARA KYŌ Gütara Kyō 10″ (Slovenly/Mondo Mongo)
TUCKER THEODORE Lady Hope cassette (Antiquated Future)
MIA SCHOEN Golden Hour (Albert’s Basement, Australia)
THE STRANGER The Void (bandcamp dl)
LAKES Silver Thorns 12″ EP (Paradise Daily, Australia)
Horrendous New Wave comp (Lumpy)
CHRIS FORSYTH & THE SOLAR MOTEL BAND Dreaming The Non-Dream (No Quarter)
TASHI DORJI & DAVID GRUBBA Fixed Entrance Derivatives cassette (Sky Lantern)
SAMUEL TRUITT Thorns cassette (Melters)
HELTA SKELTA Nightclubbin’ 7″ (Deranged, British Columbia, Canada)
UV-TV Glass (Deranged, British Columbia, Canada) & Go Away 7″ (Emotional Response
HASH REDACTOR Demo Tape 2017 (self-released bandcamp DL)
LEE NOBLE The Hell You Come In cassette (No Kings)
PRETTY PRETTY Demo II cassette (Superdreamer)
AGUSTÍ MARTÍNEZ/EDUARD ALTABA/QUICU SAMSÓ On The Nature Of Will (Discordian bandcamp DL, Spain)
the TRENDEES We Are Sonic Art (Melted Ice Cream, NZ/Albert’s Basement, Australia)
GREG ASHLEY Pictures of Saint Paul Street (Trouble In Mind)
DAVE REMPIS Solo cd (Aerophonic)
TIN FOIL Tin Foil (Almost Ready)
HACO Qoosui cd (Room40, Australia)
PETER LEWIS Just Like Jack (Shagrat, U.K./Hookah)
PROSTITUTES Live At Cookout (TRAM Planet)
ANTENES Shifting Zones 12″ (Silent Season, Canada)
LOFT Three Settlements Four Ways 12″ (Wisdom Teeth, U.K.) & Turn My Built Dances (The Astral Plane)
NEUTRALS Promotional Cassette 2 cassette (Neutrals)
JOE MORRIS/BRAD BARRETT/ERIC STILLWELL Value (Glacial Erratic bandcamp DL)
DARLINGCHEMICALIA Off Blonde (self-released bandcamp DL)
WV WHITE House Of The Spiritual Athletes (Anyway)
CHAVEZ Cockfighters 12″ (Matador)
RYAN GARBES Living Ether cassette (Post-Materialization Music, Russia)
TRAMPOLINE TEAM Drug Culture 7″ (Space Taker Sounds/Pelican Pow Wow) & Trampoline Team/Mama split 7″ (Giveaway)
LAURA BAIRD I Wish I Were A Sparrow (Ba Da Bing)
MAREIKE SAUER The Tension and the Body of the Woman of Mystery cd (Karl Schmidt Verlag, Germany)
FNU CLONE Binary Or Die (Total Punk)
DAN MELCHIOR Road Not Driving (ever/never)
$UN $KELETONS GET IT UP YERS TRIO R.I.P. Music & Absolutely Fucked In & Rust Belt UK cd-rs (Double Dot Dash!?, U.K.)
VIOLENCE CREEPS Ease The Seed Bag 7″ (Drunken Sailor, U.K.) & The Gift Of Music + Singles cassette (Total Punk) & Northwest Tour Tape 2017 (self-released)
ERIC COPELAND Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect (L.I.E.S.)
WIREHEADS Lightning Ears (Tenth Court, Australia)
DANIEL LEVIN Living (Smeraldina-Rima, Belgium)
the COWBOYS Vol. 4 (Drunken Sailor, U.K.)
IRENE KEPL SololoS cd (Fou, France) & Superstring Theory bandcamp download (SoundOut, Australia)
VIDEO DUCT Small Pets And Kitchenettes cassette (Maple Death, Italy)
SCUPPER Some Gauls (Blue Cheese Toothpaste)
MOSQUITOES Mosquitoes one sided 12″ (self-released, U.K.)
BLUE CHEMISE Influence On Dusk (Gravity Ventilator, Australia) & “The Music Lesson”/”Watcher At The Window” 7″ (I Dischi Del Barone, Sweden)
CONTRIBUTORS Contributors (Monofonus Press)
NICOLE MITCHELL Awakening II: Emerging Worlds cd (FPE)
KALEIDOSCOPE Volume 3 (Feel It Records)
Ladyfest Boston 2017 cassette comp (Ladyfest)
BRIDGET HAYDEN Incantations From Yin Valley cassette (Fort Evil Fruit, Ireland)
MIKE COOPER Raft (Room40, Australia)
MAZOZMA Heavy Death Head (Feeding Tube)
SUSS CUNTS Suss Cunts 7″ ep (Emotional Response) & “Newby” (Suss Cunts bandcamp DL)
MATT JENCIK Weird Times (Hands In The Dark)
somesurprises serious dreams cassette (Eiderdown Records)
CIGGIE WITCH Mad Music (Lost & Lonesome, Australia)
SUN VALLEY Black Canyons (bandcamp DL)
MORDECAI Abstract Recipe (Richie Records)
JANTAR Panisperna (MIE Music, U.K.)
SARAH DAVACHI All My Circles Run (Students Of Decay)
KÜKEN Küken (Drunken Sailor, U.K.)
ULAAN PASSERINE The Landscape of Memory (Worstward)
MY TEENAGE STRIDE Living In The Straight World cassette (Unblinking Ear)
SLOW TONGUED BEAUTY The Absolution Of Royalty cassettes (No Rent)
DAVID FIRST Same Animal, Different Cages Vol. 3: Civil War Songs (for Solo Harmonica) (Fabrica)
REBEKAH HELLER Metafagote (New Focus Recordings)
DIANETICS Booked Learned 7″ (Weirdly) & And Psycho Horse cassette (Gut Freak)
SPARROW STEEPLE Steeple Two (Richie Records) & A Aardvark (ever/never)
WEATHER WEAPON II (self-released bandcamp DL)
KRISTY & THE KRAKS Snakes On The Phone 7″ (Fettkakao, Austria)
STEPHAN CRUMP/INGRID LAUBROCK/CORY SMYTHE Planktonic Finales cd (Intakt, Switzerland)
NAG “Motorcycle Blue” + 2 7″ (Third Uncle/Chunklet) & False Anxiety 7″ (Total Punk) & No Flag + 2 7″ (Space Taker Sounds)
ROSS MANNING Reflex In Waves (Room40, Australia) &
Both Sides of the Cocoon cassette (Chemical Imbalance., Australia)
DANIEL LEVIN QUARTET Live At Firehouse 12 cd (Firehouse 12)
RAKTA Oculto Pelos Seres 7" (La Vida Es Un Mus Discos, U.K.)
MARBLED EYE EP II 7" (Melters/Digital Regress)
RIK & THE PIGS Blue Jean Queen 7″ (Feel It) & A Child’s Gator (Total Punk)
US WEEKLY US Weekly (Night Moves)
KEN IKEDA + DAVID TOOP Skin Tones cd (Home Normal, Japan)
L$D FUNDRAISER Drones On Lap Steel (self-released, NZ) + like, 30 others
MDOU MOCTAR Sousoume Tamachek (Sahel Sounds)
CHIHEI HATAKEYAMA Mirage (Room40, Australia)
the DREAM SYNDICATE How Did I Find Myself Here? (Anti-)
DAY CREEPER A Mirror To The Fire (Heel Turn/Superdreamer)
LITTLE MAZARN Little Mazarn (Self Sabotage)
BAUS Secret Bathroom Recordings (self-released bandcamp DL)
MARK CONE Now Showing (Neck Chop)
LÉONIE RISJETERRE Tresseterre cd (Soleils Bleus, France)
ENDLESS BOOGIE Vibe Killer (No Quarter)
MCHY I PORØSTY Hypnagogic Polish Music For Teenage Mutants cd (Recognition, Poland)
DAG Benefits Of Solitude (Bedroom Suck, Australia)
ANGEL DUST Excavatum cassette (Dinzu Artefacts)
MAXIMUM ERNST with DANIEL CARTER Maximum Ernst cd (ever/never)
BALLISTER: REMPIS/LONGBERG-HOLM/NILSEN-LOVE Slag cd (Aerophonic)
RABBIT U.S. Rabbit U.S. lathe 7″ (Third Uncle)
INSTITUTE Subordination (Sacred Bones)
RUBBER MATE Cha Boi 7″ (Total Punk) & Tour Tape MMXVII cassette (self-released)
MARY LATTIMORE Collected Pieces cassette (Ghostly International)
VERY MENTAL (Total Punk)
UNITED WATERS The Narrows (Drawing Room)TYSHAWN SOREY Verisimilitude (Pi Recordings)
A GIANT DOG Toy (Merge)
DREAM WEAPON RITUAL The Uncanny Little Sparrows (Boring Machines, Italy)
SMALL WORLD EXPERIENCE Soft Knocks (Tenth Court, Australia)
DIRTY & HIS FISTS Dirty & HIs Fists 7″ (Feel It)
ABBY LEE TEE Hebert’s Archive cassette (Dinzu Artefacts)
BLANK STATEMENTS Signs Are Rampant cassette (Hobbies Galore, New Zealand)
NOTS“Cruel Friend"/"Violence" 7″ (Goner) & Live At Goner Records (Goner)
LEA BERTUCCI All That Is Solid Melts Into Air cassette (NNA Tapes)
SICK THOUGHTS Songs About People You Hate (Neck Chop)
MOHLAO Landforms (Silent Season, Canada)
ISOTOPE SOAP Piñata Chaos 12" (Levande Begravd Records, Sweden) & The WOW! Signal EP 7" (Levande Begravd Records, Sweden)
JIM HAYNES Tiny Portraits 3″ cd-r (Flaming Pines, U.K.)
ISS (Endless Pussyfooting) (Erste Theke Tonträger, Germany)
PREENING Beeters 7″ (Digital Regress)
MIKE MAJKOWSKI Days And Other Days cassette (Astral Spirits)
RANGERS Texas Rock Bottom cd (Doom Trip)
KNOWSO Look At The Chart (Neck Chop)
CIRCUIT DES YEUX Reaching For Indigo (Drag City)
WHIT DICKEY/MAT MANERI/MATTHEW SHIPP Vessel In Orbit cd (Aum Fidelity)
SWEET APPLE Sing The Night In Sorrow (Tee Pee)
LEDA Gitarrmusik III-X (Förlag För Fri Musik, Sweden)
TROPICAL TRASH Decisions' Empty Nest 7″ ep (Sophomore Lounge) & A Dent In The Forever Can cassette (The Loki Label)
GUILHEM LACOUX La Traversée double cassette (Standard in-Fi, France)
IAN WILLIAM CRAIG Slow Vessels 12″ ep (130701, U.K.)
MOZART Nasty 7″ep (Iron Lung)
TREASURE HUNT with DENNIS WARREN’S FULL METAL REVOLUTIONARY ENSEMBLE Space Jam cassette (Moon Glyph)
CENTURY PALM Meet You (Deranged, British Columbia, Canada)
GATE Highway Ghosts (self-released, New Zealand)
the FEELIES In Between (Bar None)
SCHIZOS Fuck Iggy Pop 7″ (Neck Chop)
VIOLENT QUAND ON AIME Violent Quand On Ame 7″ (Le Syndicat des Scorpions, France)
HONEY New Moody Judy (Wharf Cat)
ANXIETY Wild Life 7″ (La Vida Es Un Mus Discos, U.K.)
EARTH GIRL HELEN BROWN Mercury & Mars & Saturn cassettes (all Empty Cellar)
the BLINDS The Blinds cassette (Hobbies Galore, Australia)
FRENCH VANILLA French Vanilla cassette (Danger Collective)
HEAVY METAL LP 2 (Static Age Musik, Germany) & LP 3 (Harbinger Sound, U.K.)
fEEDTIME Gas (In The Red)
REESE McHENRY w/ SPIDER BAGS Bad Girl (Sophomore Lounge)
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Haere mai, statistical computing folks.
Later this year, Auckland is hosting the Asian regional meeting of the International Association for Statistical Computing. For the benefit of conference-goers, here’s a brief introduction to the locale.
Nomenclature:
The Owen G. Glenn Building (OGGB, or building 260, in university abbreviations) is named after Owen G. Glenn. He’s a New Zealand businessman and philanthropist.
Auckland is named after George Eden. The subantarctic Auckland Islands were not named after George but after his father William Eden.
New Zealand is named after the Dutch province of Zeeland; the lack of resemblance is quite striking.
Formally,(Actually It’s more complicated) the country is Aotearoa New Zealand, with Māori and English names of equal status. The city has a Māori name, Tāmaki Makaurau, but its primary name is the English one.
The Māori language (te reo Māori) is fairly easy to pronounce roughly right. The consonants are the same as in Western European languages (or pinyin), except that ‘wh’ is pronounced /f/. The vowels are pure, as in Spanish or German or Italian. The bars above vowels mean they are about twice as long. There isn’t strong stress on any syllable.
People over 30 who grew up in a place with a Māori name may well use an older, anglicised pronounciation for it, but there’s been a trend away from that. In particular, weather forecasts and airport announcements will typically use something relatively close to the Māori pronounciation.
Mountains
Auckland is full of little pointy hills that look like baby volcanoes. They are baby volcanoes. One of them, Maungawhau/Mt Eden is data(volcano) in R. Every few thousand years, a new one pops up at some unpredictable location in the Auckland area, erupts briefly, and then stops. There’s only a few of these volcano fields around the world — another is the (extinct) Boring Volcano Field in Portland, Oregon. The Auckland one is still active and so is less boring.
The most recent and largest volcano, Rangitoto, is just outside the Waitemata Harbour. There are ferry rides a few times a day, and it’s a nice walk to the top. Parts of Rangitoto are still bare rock, parts are pohutukawa forest, and there’s some areas on the south side that have developed proper soil and a variety of plants.
Auckland Domain, just across the motorway from the conference, is the crater of the closest volcano; Mt Eden is a short bus ride away.
Peoples
New Zealand was the last worthwhile land mass to be settled — about 800 years ago, by Polynesians in big ocean-going canoes. You occasionally see people raising alt-theories of earlier settlement by, eg, Celts, but there’s scientific consensus and fairly wide social endorsement for the view that these people are probably racist whackjobs.
The British arrived in increasing numbers in the early nineteenth century, with the usual consequences — though the Treaty of Waitangi was somewhat more successful than most attempts to negotiate with the British. Recently, the NZ government has settled treaty claims with many iwi (tribes, clans).
At the start of the twentieth century, about one in four residents of New Zealand was an immigrant. The proportion decreased to a minimum of about one in six in the 1940s and has been slowly increasing again. What’s different this time is where the immigrants are from: many are from the Pacific Islands and from Asia. Auckland, in particular, has about 40% immigrant proportion, similar to New York and London. The increase in diversity has gone reasonably well by international standards, but there are certainly some people who aren’t happy with things being different from fifty years ago.
Plants
The trees with dense, gray-green leaves are pohutukawa. Some of them might be flowering by the time of the conference. Stylised versions of the red spiky puffs of flowers are starting to displace winter-based symbols for Christmas in Auckland. You’ll probably hear people worrying about myrtle rust, a South American fungus that has recently arrived; no-one knows how much damage it will do.
Many of the conifers you see are native: rīmu, tōtara, kauri, kahikatea (native plants are typically known by their Māori names). The things like enormous fake Christmas trees are Araucarias; not native but regional — A. heterophylla, ‘Norfolk Pine’ from Norfolk Island and A. columnaris, ‘Cook Pine’, from New Caledonia. There are also two conifers from the Monterey area of California: “radiata” (Pinus radiata) and “macrocarpa” (Cupressus macrocarpa). They grow much more vigorously here.
The Dr Seuss trees looking like bunches of grass on top of tall trunks are Cabbage Trees (Cordyline australis). The name comes from the edibility of the new stem and the roots, rather than their appearance.
Tree ferns are native; the Waitakere hills to the west of Auckland are packed full of them. They’re culturally important: the major women’s professional sports teams are named after them, and the unfolding fern frond (the ‘koru’) is a widely-used symbol of growth.
Kauri are massively huge living-fossil conifers that used to be common in Auckland and points north. Sadly, a lot of the nearby ones were turned into houses, and they grow slowly. Some of the ones on the west side of Northland (day-trip distance) are almost as big as redwoods (Sequoiadendron).
New Zealand Flax is known and loved and/or hated by gardeners around the warm temperate world. It was a traditional fibre source, and the nectar was used as a sweetener. It’s not related to the `true’ flax of the northern hemisphere; it’s a lily.
Birds
New Zealand is famous for its weird native birds. The ones you see around you in Auckland mostly aren’t them. You can easily see a lot of stupidly-introduced English birds: sparrow, starling, pigeon, blackbird, thrush, chaffinch, goldfinch. The cute urban parrots are Australian, as are the magpies and the tiny green silvereyes. The leggy blue and black pūkeko are ‘courtesy natives’ — they arrived before Europeans but after Māori — but they are the same species as the ones all over Europe and Asia. The large black gulls actually are a native species, but the differences would only matter to another gull.
You might, in the parks near the University, see the kererū, the big native pigeon. It’s about twice the size of the feral pigeons, and colored purple, green, and white. There’s a few fantails (pīwakawaka) around, which are very cute.
There’s one common, distinctive, native bird. If you walk past a tree that sounds as if it’s full of old 28k dial-up modems, you have met the tūī. They’re about the size of a blackbird, with a puff of white feathers at the throat, and they’re boisterous, musical, and give the impression of being slightly drunk.
If you want to see more native birds, the day trip to Tiritiri Maitangi Island is highly recommended. You still won’t see kiwi (they are brown, shy, and nocturnal, so are essentially unobservable) but you will likely see saddlebacks and kākāriki and black robins and hihi and bellbirds and kēreru and maybe kōkako and takahē.
Death Rays from Space (update)
Auckland has a relatively mild climate, since it’s surrounded by water, but we’re the same distance from the equator as Las Vegas or the Greek islands. There’s also less continental dust in the atmosphere here than a lot of places. It is surprisingly easy to get badly sunburned.
Foods
The best-value inexpensive food in central Auckland is in Asian restaurants, and particularly in Asian food courts. Non-foodcourt examples especially worth mentioning are Selera (Malaysian, in Newmarket) and Chom Na (Thai, downtown). Another inexpensive option is fish and chips, which is as good here as anywhere in the world: it’s worth paying extra for snapper if it’s fresh. A lot of pubs also have reasonable food.
The best Indian food is in Sandringham, about 6km south, but there are some good places at the top of the hill, along K Rd (Satya, in particular)
Mexican food is not recommended: it tends to be either bad or expensive. Pizza mostly isn’t great (with a few exceptions). Otherwise, any restaurant that can survive in Auckland is unlikely to be terrible.
At the higher priced end of the market, there are a number of good restaurants on Fort St. Ima does family-style Israeli food very well. Indochine Kitchen is Vietnamese, a bit noisy but good flavours. Beirut is posh Lebanese. Cassia is modern Indian food and was the Restaurant of the Year last year. There are lots of well-regarded places in Ponsonby that I don’t know much about.
At the top: for high-end French-style food, The Grove is really excellent; I’ve heard good things about The French Café, but have never been there; Grand Harbour does Hong Kong-style seafood and is by acclaim the best Chinese restaurant in the country, but I’m not really qualified to judge whether it’s worth it. The revolving restaurant on the SkyTower is expensive because it revolves; unlike some revolving restaurants it does actually have good food.
Finally, Giapo, on Fort St, does absolutely over-the-top decorated locavore gelato. You have never seen anything like it.
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