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The truth is that I'm too lazy to organize these drawings to post them, so I'm posting them all together





#my art#my style#my doodles#mr preston#mr. Preston#julius the cat#presulius#lacey dog#goofy goof#Ryle Rabbit#Ziggy Bunny#Lethicia PegPeg Kat#dw shelly#dw astro#dw vee#Cakester Sweetenham#dw sprout#dw twisted sprout#Dw Blot#Shiso the Sushi
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two years ago i tried to write a fic post-TKM along with the new players and i miserably failed. but here i am again
i had someone in mind that i wanted to have a really good relationship with aaron, the kind of friendship he needed and deserved, but at the same time someone who got in his nerves all the fucking time and jared was born
i hope i can write the fic for the sake of my life; i just want to write about their dynamic because in my mind they're just right for each other (i will try to upload the other new players too)

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BIRTH NAME: Jared Rylee Young
NICKNAME(S): Jay (by aaron); Jed (the foxes); Ry (by enid); little rabbit (by wymack)
BIRTHDAY: 28 of August, 1985
AGE: 19
PRONOUNS: they/them
CURRENT RESIDENCE: Palmetto State University; Fox Tower
OCCUPATION: Striker for the Palmetto Foxes
JERSEY NUMBER: #11
physical appearance.
HEIGHT: 5'6
EYE COLOR: Grey
HAIR COLOR: Currently purple (originally black)
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: multiple small scars on their thighs, a huge scar on their left side and heart surgery scar
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RABBIT is spit€ful and full of vengeance. I cannot disclose the reason behind this or else I'll decline into a pile of glitches and ©ode for a long while, and it's quite painful. He would take advantage of your firewall going doωn, though not much.
A teen then, alright. I mean no offen©e, but who had named you? Squippy is nice but.. i† feels like however named you put in little work towards that subje¢t.
I thinκ mγ nαmε ηad sτa®τed wίth $. Either way, it doesn't matter. Do you have a 'mother'?
- 845 (I MEAN NO DISRESPECT TO THE CREATOR WHICH NAMED SQUIPPY SQUIPPY, ITS A WONDERFUL NAME)
My human Rylee, I think she just gave me the name on the spot because I looked like a character that she made when she was younger, yeah I know the name is kind of stupid but it's grown on me and I don't think of changing it. I don't technically have a mother figure in my life the only parental figure I have is Rooni
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#taylor swift#it starts with us#it ends with us#lily bloom#lily alysamarshall#atlas corrigan#atlas#ryle kincaid#rylee rabbit
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hello elusive older and wiser people.
what is a qpr exactly, what does it entail, and is it a realistic option?
#okay obviously no pressure but I’m curious and wanted to ask real people before I go down a rabbit hole#qpr#asexual#ryles has many questions
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Rusty Tuxedo Feeds Sign by durand clark Via Flickr: Located in Rabbit Hash, Kentucky across from the General Store. The population is 315, the mayor is a dog and the tourists keep the community alive.
#rabbit hash kentucky#boone county kentucky#bluegrass region kentucky#ohio river community#rusty sign#tuxedo feeds#ryle brothers tuxedo feeds#rust#northern kentucky#decay#nikon digital#nikon mirrorless#nikon Z6#rural kentucky#flickr
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For those who had doubts about the members of the group of "villain ponies" that I mentioned in this post, I'll tell ya now!
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Lethicia PegPeg Kat (Wrath)💢
She is the customer service representative at Myka's Bakery and a fan of Pete

Ziggy Bunny (sloth)💤
Max Hare's fangirl (and, temporarily, one of the workers who works with Myka)

Ryle Rabbit (pride)🪞
A relative of Michelle and an admirer of Mr. Preston

Raven Rogerlien (lust... or well, an indirect interpretation of it...) 🍎
Magica de Spell's Apprentice and circus magician

Gwenlynx Duckneil (greed) 💵
Relative of Flintheart Glomgold, model, Michelle's best friend, Raven's friend and admirer of Gladstone

Zierra Wolf (gluttony) 🍖
Zeke's assistant and fangirl, Michelle's best friend, and Li'l Bad Wolf's maternal figure

Michelle Mouse (envy)🐍
Mortimer's number 1 fangirl and Minnie's rival
#random post#my ocs#my oc#Lethicia PegPeg Kat#Ryle Rabbit#Raven Rogerlien#Gwenlynx Duckneil#Zierra Wolf#Michelle Mouse#the 7 deadly sins#wrath#sloth#pride#lust#greed#gluttony#envy#ahh tags#extra tags (cuz yes):#mickey mouse oc#disney oc#house of mouse#ducktales#mortimer mouse#gladstone gander#magica de spell#max hare#peg leg pete#zeke midas wolf#Ziggy Bunny
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knuckles spin-off series cast
Vector the Crocodile - Bruce Campbell, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Micheal B. Jordan, Seth rogen
Espio the Chameleon - Daisuke Tsuji, l.j. benet
Charmy Bee - Colleen o'Shaughnessey, Jacob Tremblay
Mighty The Armadillo - Micheal Mando, Micheal B. Jordan, Brady noon
Ray The flying squirrel - Tara Strong, Hudson Meek
Fang The Sniper - John Patrick Lowrie, Hugh Jackman, Karl Urban,
Bean The Dynamite - Aziz Ansari, Steven Ogg
Chief Pachacamac - Danny Trejo Sofía
Tikal the Echidna - Díana Bermudez, Ana de la Reguera, Selene Luna, Sofía Espinosa, Isabela Merced, Salma Hayek, Nisa Gunduz
E-102 Gamma - Corey Burton
Wendy Witchcart - Mia Goth, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Harriet Samson Harris
Battle Kukku XV - Nolan North
Speedy XVI - Maria Bakalova
Dr. Fukurokov - Mark Ivanar
Breezie The Hedgehog - Regina King, Janelle Monáe, Jena Malone, Pollyanna McIntosh
Vanilla The Rabbit - Maggie Robertson
Amy Rose - Kimiko Glenn, Anna kendrick
Big The Cat - Dave Fennoy, Patrick Warburton, Micheal B Jordan, Kevin Chamberlin
Cream the Rabbit - Melissa Hutchison, sabrina glow
Sticks the Badger - Margot Robbie, Paola Lázaro
Gerald Kintobor - Ron Perlman
Maria Kintobor - Mkeena Grace
Commander Abraham Tower - Frank Anthony Grillo
Subject Shadow The Hedgehog (Terios Kintobor) - (Paramount stated they want an A-list celebrity to voice Shadow) Keanu Reeves, Robert Pattinson, Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, Micheal B Jordan
Rouge The Bat - Chloé Hollings, Marion Cotillard, Mélanie Laurent, Camille Cottin, Jordana Lajoie, Scarlett johansson
Tom Wachowski’s father - Bob Odinkirk, Dustin Hoffman, Bill Murray, Micheal Keaton, Kurt Russell, John Goodman
Metal Sonic - Ben Schwartz(robotic filter)
E-123 Omega - Micheal B Jordan, Terry Crews, Jon Bernthal
Hazard The Bio-Lizard (Marzanna Kintobor) - Ivana Miličević
Void TrapDark - Jude Law, Dane DeHaan, Gerald Way, Scott Williams, Freddie Highmore,
Lumina Flowlight - Tabitha St. Germain
Blaze’s Mother - Janina Gavankar, Sakina Jaffrey
Blaze The Cat (Indian/British accent) - Priyanka Chopra, Devika Bhise, Varada Sethu, Simone Ashley, Ulka Simone Mohanty, Natasha Chandel
Marine the Raccoon - Sia, Katie Bergin, Bella Heathcote, Isla Lang Fisher, Rylee Alazraqui, Kendal Rae
Blaze’s Rival: Frost The Axotol(example)- Michelle Yeoh, Fala Chen, Antony Starr
Jet’s Father - Matt Ryan, Iwan Rheon
Jet The Hawk - Tony Hawk, Aaron Paul, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Dante Basco, Ken Jeong, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jimmy O. Yang
Wave The Swallow - Sarah Margaret Qualley
Storm the Albatross (pacific, Oceania) - Dave Batista, Taylor Wily
Emerl The Gizoid - Augus Imrie, Kendal Rae,
Clutch The Possum - Micheal Rooker, Benjamin Byron Davis, Robert Allen Wiethoff
Tangle The Lemur - Lauren Keke Palmer, Brenda Song
Whisper The Wolf - Stefanie Joosten, Ana de Armas
Mimic The Octopus - Richard Colin Brake
Doctor Starline - Troy Baker, Hugh Grant,
Starline’s Love interest and partner -
Rough and Tumble the Skunks - Will Ferrell and John C. Reily, Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key
Surge The Tenrec - Rachel Bloom, AJ Michalka
Kitsunami The Fennec Fox - Michael Cera, Kyle McCarley
Zavok - Christopher Judge, John Cena, Jon Bernthal
Master Zik - Frank Oz, Randall Duk Kim, Dustin Hoffman
Zeena -Mindy Kaling
Zor - Jaeden Martell, Dane DeHaan, Gerald Way
Zazz - Danny Brown,
Zomom - T.J. Miller
Black Doom -
,Keith David https://youtu.be/9LmOwEfPHUo
, Jackie Earle Haley - https://youtu.be/sF8zxctevXc
, Jon Bernthal - https://youtu.be/sDp4AuNen0Y
, Sean Schemmel -
, Ray Porter - https://youtu.be/aR8p4DIpxxE
,Karl Urban - https://youtu.be/ccF3uvpJ96I
Eclipse The Darkling - Norman Reedus
Callisto The Darkling - Carrie-Anne Moss
Dark Oak - Jeremy Irons
Black Narcissus - Angelina Jolie
Pala Bayleaf - John Leguizamo
Yellow Zelkova - Terry Crews
Red Pine - Pat Casey or Josh Miller
Cosmo The Seedrian - Carol Anne Day, Liliana Mumy
Lyric The Ancient(Owl like Longclaw) - Jackie Earle Haley
Johnny Lightfoot - Taron Egerton
Tekno The Canary - Paula Burrows
Porker Lewis - John Boyega, Daniel Radcliffe
Shorty “Shortfuse” The Cybernik - Cillian Murphy, Barry Sloane
Ebony The Cat - Gratiela Brancusi
Sonia The Hedgehog - Kiernan Shipka, Evan Rachel Wood, Isabella Merced, Jena Malone
Manic The Hedgehog - Joe Keery
Sally Acorn - Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman
Antoine D’Coolette - Tomer Capone, Bradley Cooper(hes fluent in French)
Bunnie Rabbot - Alex McKenna
Rotor The “Boomer” Walrus - John Cena
Nicole The Holo-Lynx - Ashly Burch
Lupe The Wolf - Amber Midthunder
Dulcy The Dragon - America Ferrera
Chip - Tom Holland, Freddie Highmore
Professor Dillion Pickle - Ian McKellen
Imperator Ix - Gary Oldman
Shade The Echidna - Lady Gaga
Infinite The Jackal - Kit Harington, Jon Bernthal
Silver The Hedgehog - Steven Yeun
Gold The Tenrec - Simone Ashley
Professor Von Schlemmer - Matthias Schweighöfer
Dr. Negan Robotnik a.k.a Eggman Neo - J.K. Simmons, Jeffery Dean Morgan, Giancarlo Esposito, Bryan Cranston, Pedro Pascal
Dr. Grimer Wormtongue - Ian McShane, Jackie Earle Haley
Chris thorndyke - Graham Verchere
Frost the hobidon - Dakota lotus
Juliet suter - Sydney Scotia
Antia/tania - Cassie glow
Perci - Stephanie lemelin
Preteen bokkun - Brett Gray
Park ranger - Patrick Warburton
Ashe - peyton r. perrine iii
Burst wisp - cherami Leigh
Uncle Charles - David Lengel
Bernadette - Melanie Zanetti
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Disney Channels October 2022 Programming Announced
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 1
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Big City Greens – “Country Side/Junk Mountain” (9:00-9:30 a.m. EDT, TV-Y7)
“Country Side” – While Cricket shows Remy the fun of country life, Tilly seeks new sleeping arrangements.
“Junk Mountain” – Cricket tries to win back his old country friend, Hector. Harvey Guillen (“What We Do in the Shadows”) guest stars as Cricket’s old friend from the country, Hector. Ali Stroker (Broadway’s “Oklahoma!”) guest stars as Hector’s girlfriend, Sunday. Rylee Alazraqui (“Puppy Dog Pals”) guest stars as Hector’s younger sister, Lupita.
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Hamster & Gretel – “The Nightmarionette/Abuelita’s World” (9:30-10:00 a.m. EDT, TV-Y7)
“The Nightmarionette” – Hamster and Gretel battle a villain who projects people’s greatest fears before their eyes. With Kevin and Fred’s help, Gretel must face her biggest fears in order to defeat him.
“Abuelita’s World” – When Kevin and Gretel’s grandmother comes to look after them, she lays down a strict set of rules. Meanwhile, a giant baby is destroying the city, and they must figure out how to stop him.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel and Disney Junior Alice’s Wonderland Bakery – “If the Shoe Hat Fits/Cookie is Booked” (7:00-7:30 a.m. EDT on Disney Channel/4:00-4:30 p.m. EDT on Disney Junior, TV-Y)
“If the Shoe Hat Fits” – Alice and Fergie create an unbirthday dish for Hattie. Donald Faison (“Scrubs”) recurs as Harry the March Hare.
“Cookie is Booked” – When Cookie starts her Royal Book Pick tour, she realizes her missing ingredient is Alice. Yvette Nicole Brown (“Big Shot”) recurs as Mama Rabbit.
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel and Disney Junior Firebuds – “Sleepover Stakeout/Rescue Club” - Now Avalible on Disney+ With Disney+ Early Access. (10:30-11:00 a.m. PT on Disney Channel/7:00-7:30 p.m. EDT on Disney Junior, TV-Y)
“Sleepover Stakeout” – Jayden plans a sleepover stakeout to catch the thief of his new invention. Lauren “Lolo” Spencer (“Give Me Liberty”) recurs as Jayden’s sister, Jazzy. LaChanze (Broadway’s “The Color Purple”) recurs as Jayden’s mom, Jenna. Brandon Victor Dixon (Broadway’s “Shuffle Along”) guest stars as Jayden’s dad, Jamal.
“Rescue Club” – Carly wants to join the school’s Rescue Club, even though she’s not a rescue vehicle like the Firebuds.
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel and Disney Junior Mickey Mouse Funhouse – “Welcome to Giant Crab Island!/Ghosts of Haunted Gulch” - SEASON FINALE (11:00-11:30 a.m. PT on Disney Channel/12:00-12:30 p.m. EDT on Disney Junior, TV-Y)
“Welcome to Giant Crab Island” – Mickey, Minnie and friends explore Giant Crab Island, where they meet its friendly resident, Cora the Giant Crab.
“Ghosts of Haunted Gulch” – Mickey and the gang get a call from Mayor Clarabelle, who needs help clearing spooky ghosts out of Sunny Gulch. GRAMMY-nominated country singer Mickey Guyton recurring as Wanda Warbler.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 8
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Big City Greens – “Farmer Remy/Homeward Hound” (9:00-9:30 a.m. EDT, TV-Y7)
“Farmer Remy” – Remy attempts to find his “country grit” while Cricket takes tractor-driving lessons.
“Homeward Hound” – Phoenix journeys back to Big City to retrieve Saxon while Gramma and Gloria go to a club. Jameela Jamil (“She-Hulk: Attorney at Law”) recurs as the Greens’ dog, Phoenix. Alfred Molina (“Spider-Man: No Way Home”) recurs as the Greens’ rooster, Cogburn.
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Hamster & Gretel – “U.F. UH-OH! - Season 1A FINALE (9:30-10:00 a.m. EDT, TV-Y7)
“U.F. UH-OH! – The Grant-Gomez family takes a trip to Las Vegas. While Dave and Carolina reflect on what life without kids would be like, Kevin, Hamster and Gretel explore Vegas on their own and encounter FistPuncher and The Destructress, As things in Vegas escalate, Hamster, Kevin and Gretel encounter the UFOs that gave them their powers and learn that much more sinister things are happening.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 14
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel and Disney Junior Marvel’s Spidey and his Amazing Friends – “Can’t Stop Dancing/The Ant Thief” (8:30-9:00 a.m. EDT on Disney Channel/12:30-1:00 p.m. EDT on Disney Junior, TV-Y)
“Can’t Stop Dancing” – Team Spidey must save the Avengers from Gobby’s dancing ray.
“The Ant Thief” – Miles and Ghost-Spider go on a tiny adventure with Ant-Man and Wasp after the museum is robbed by ants. Sean Giambrone (“The Goldbergs”) and Maya Tuttle (“Marvel Future Revolution” video game) recur as Ant-Man and Wasp, respectively.
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel and Disney Junior Firebuds – “Cliffhanger/The Very First Fire” - Now Avalible on Disney+ With Disney+ Early Access. (10:30-11:00 a.m. PT on Disney Channel/7:00-7:30 p.m. EDT on Disney Junior, TV-Y)
“Cliffhanger” – The Firebuds must rescue Iggy and Rod after their recklessness lands them on the narrow ledge of a cliff.
“The Very First Fire” – Bo and the Firebuds take on their very first fire at the park playground.
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Junior Eureka! – “Barry’s Brrr-thday/Ptero Tap” (1:25-1:55 p.m. EDT, TV-Y)
“Barry’s Brrr-thday” – Eureka learns that Barry’s biggest wish is to have a beach party for his winter birthday. Ryan Michelle Bathé (“The Endgame”) guest stars as Barry’s mom, Sierra.
“Ptero Tap” – Eureka is so good at Ptero-Tap that she invents a ball machine to serve as a competitor.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 15
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Big City Greens – “Pie Hard/Rat Tail” (9:00-9:30 a.m. EDT, TV-Y7)
“Pie Hard” – Gramma challenges the local diner owner to a “pie-off” to see whose pie is Tilly’s favorite. *Brooke Dillman (“Bob’s Burgers”) guest stars as diner owner Patti. Tony Cavalero (“The Conners”) guest stars as a server at Patti’s Diner, Wayne.
“Rat Tail” – Nancy tries to get Cricket to cut his new rat tail without admitting that she hates it. Candace Kozak (“Doc McStuffins”) recurs as Young Nancy.
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel and Disney XD The Owl House – “Thanks to Them” (9:00-10:00 p.m. EDT on Disney Channel)
After months of trying, Luz and her friends make a daring attempt to return to the Demon Realm.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel and Disney Junior Marvel’s Spidey and his Amazing Friends – “Sand Trapped/Too Much Fun” (8:30-9:00 a.m. EDT on Disney Channel/12:30-1:00 p.m. EDT on Disney Junior, TV-Y)
“Sand Trapped” – Team Spidey gets trapped in Sandman’s giant sand maze. Tom Wilson (“Back to the Future”) recurs as Sandman.
“Too Much Fun” – The Spidey Team swings into action to bring back the fun after Electro supercharges the amusement park. Stephanie Lemelin (“Young Justice”) recurs as Electro.
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel and Disney Junior Firebuds – “Marsh Mayhem/The Art of Friendship” Now Avalible on Disney+ With Disney+ Early Access. (10:30-11:00 a.m. PT on Disney Channel/7:00-7:30 p.m. EDT on Disney Junior, TV-Y)
“Marsh Mayhem” – Kid reporter, June, gets famous at school after reporting a sighting of an urban legend. Rich Sommer (“Mad Men”) and Antonia Thomas (“The Good Doctor”) guest star as the Firebuds’ teachers, Mr. Wexell and Ms. Coolidge.
“The Art of Friendship” – The Firebuds create a giant mobile to cheer up kids in the hospital. LaChanze (Broadway’s “The Color Purple”) recurs as Jayden’s mom, Jenna.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 22
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Big City Greens – “Frilly Tilly/Montaged” (9:00-9:30 a.m. EDT, TV-Y7)
“Frilly Tilly” – Tilly makes changes to her country’s coming-of-age ceremony, and Gramma is not having it.
“Montaged” – Cricket fast-tracks his training for a rodeo and gets trapped in a never-ending montage.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel and Disney Junior Firebuds – “Lights Out/Handle with Car” - Now Avalible on Disney+ With Disney+ Early Access. (10:30-11:00 a.m. PT on Disney Channel/7:00-7:30 p.m. EDT on Disney Junior, TV-Y)
“Lights Out” – The Firebuds rally their community to exchange emergency supplies during a blackout. Melissa Rauch (“The Big Bang Theory”) recurs as Bo’s mom, Beth. Lauren “Lolo” Spencer (“Give Me Liberty”) recurs as Jayden’s sister, Jazzy.
“Handle with Car” – The Firebuds help relocate fragile lizard eggs to a preserve. Melissa Rauch (“The Big Bang Theory”) recurs as Bo’s mom, Beth.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 29
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel Big City Greens – “Pizza Deliverance/Horse Girl” (9:00-9:30 a.m. EDT, TV-Y7)
“Pizza Deliverance” – A pizza delivery girl from Big City must flee from a crazed country family. Sydney Park (“Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists”) guest stars as a Big City pizza delivery girl, Tina.
“Horse Girl” – When Bill gets a horse for the day, Tilly must hide how much she secretly hates horses.
#Big City Greens#BCG#The Owl House#Owl House#Firebuds#Puppy Dog Pals#Mickey Mouse Funhouse#Mickey Mouse#Eureka!#Spidey And His Amazing Friends#Spiderman#Puppy Dog Tails
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Three.

Pressing a kiss to Chris’ lips as he slept, it’s barely hit seven, but I am awake early, he is tired from the events of yesterday. We had the most fun together, I have enjoyed my time away and less stress. I sometimes think maybe I should have stuck to one child; I don’t know, and I can’t really say if it was beneficial if I had just Rylee because at the time I fell pregnant it was just not the best time. I fainted when I found out, I wasn’t ready with Tianna and I feel I failed her for that reason, I wasn’t ready for two babies under two. It put so much pressure on me that I did run, Tianna was named by Chris, she was named by her dad and when I gave birth to her I didn’t connect with her, but I did what was right by her; just as I would with a baby, I feel bad because I really wasn’t ready, but I have myself to blame, it is on me. Just like with Imani, again. Chris named her and I wasn’t ready, nothing was planned, and I halve failed the two so much, because I wasn’t ready, I was more ready to venture out and build my company, Chris. He was there for me so much and I feel like he felt bad that it happened, but it wasn’t his fault, I guess I should be more careful, but I just kept getting caught pregnant at times of my life where I was doing my next venture and Tianna, she really came at the wrong time. She just came when we was preparing dates for the tour, then we had to cancel, reschedule and as soon as she hit six months I was gone, I felt the bond wasn’t there but Chris, he’s an angel and he was there for the girls, Rylee was always kind of jealous of Tianna because of her being the youngest, it was always Rylee no don’t do this and that, stay away from her so she didn’t have a good time at all with her sister. It’s been sad for her; I feel sad for her too. Our fault I guess, that is all we can do and say really. Using my finger and and dragging Chris’ lower lip down, he isn’t waking up and he needs too because I want him to wake up and entertain me “Chris” pecking his lips again “wake up please” he lifted his head up half asleep “huh!” I laughed out, careful not to wake Tianna, she has been sleeping in the middle, but I got out of bed and made myself fit on the end next to Chris “why are you breathing in my face” oh he is moody, I just laughed “wake up please” he closed his eyes again “I said” gripping his bulge, his eyes shot open “awake?” he nodded his head, I am glad he is awake.
Chris dragged himself out of bed and dragged his feet as he made his way over to me “it’s early Robyn, what the hell? You have been terrible all night, worst part was when you wanted to fit next to me” I laughed “it’s just, I have a lot on my mind Chris. I just can’t sleep; I can’t shut off. I feel a little nervous about being with Tianna” Chris sat down on the couch “what do you mean?” he questioned “I feel bad, I haven’t been the mother I thought I would be. Like when I had Rylee it was what I wanted, it was a turning point for me and honestly. Tianna came when I wasn’t ready, I feel bad Chris I do. I failed her; this wasn’t her fault, but I just wasn’t ready. You have been so good, you took it better than me, you were there for these girls throughout and I always thought you wouldn’t, that you would at one point be useless with Rylee when I was pregnant but it’s me, you chose the girls over work, and it shows. I just failed my kids Chris, then Imani. I felt disconnected with it, we were also going through therapy, we were going through all of that, we were fixing us and then Tianna came at that point. My emotions were just a mess Chris, and I don’t know how to put it into words and say this to her, that I failed you” I explained but it’s hurting me so much “when you had Imani and Tianna, I kind of felt it with you. Like I remember when Tianna came you was just tired and I saw the disconnect but then because you left for tour it just passed by, I felt bad that I got you pregnant too, but it’s happened Robyn, you can’t just dwell on it. You are a strong woman, I made that decision and I told you not to come home while in London, I know my wife was stressed, she is tired. You love these girls, but you also love what you do, and we can work on it. It’s never too late Robyn” Chris rubbed his face as he stifled out a yawn.
I feel bad that I woke up him up and he is so damn tired “sorry, you can go back to sleep. I feel bad” I chuckled “nah, you mean more. Tianna is a big girl Robyn, you just need to be real with her and say it came as a surprise to me, you were the surprise, and I don’t regret it, but we all make mistakes, the only regret is not being there for your birthday. Tianna is a bright girl; these girls adore you. Not once do they say mom loves her work more then us, they are taken aback by you. Proud of you, they think so highly of you but be real with her Robyn, that is what she wants. She wants your attention and your realness, I know it’s harder because it’s your own daughter, but I think you will be ok. I am going to need you to forgive yourself Robyn. I apologise, I feel we got too excited, and we just be stupid, and you got caught” pressing my lips into a hard thin line as I tried to supress my sob “I just want to be the best for them, I am missing out on it too” Chris got up from the couch and made his way over to me “you’re not, come here rabbit. You are the best, Robyn you have been so strong for us, even when you were feeling down nobody would knows it because you put that façade on for them, those girls don’t know a thing” Chris is a good man, too good for me “be real with Tianna, honestly, that is all she wants” Chris placed his arm around “it’s crazy because we have a whole eight year old, and in ten years she will be eighteen, and that scares me so fucking much Robyn, I am scared” I laughed “boyfriends and catwalks for these girls” I sniggered laughing “grey hairs for you” I added, which is true.
Tianna is becoming so grown, just sat here eating breakfast with us in the morning “do we have to go back?” Tianna said “do you want Rylee to have a meltdown?” Chris said what I was thinking “oh she will” Tianna agreed with us, she is timing us “but I know you do love your sister a lot, you bought her that bag to match with you” Tianna sighed out, she sighed out like a stressed adult “she loves me a little too much though” Tianna placed the glass down and shuffled back on the chair “what do you mean?” That is weird “I don’t know, like she hates me sad. Only she can make me sad but if anyone else makes me sad she is not happy, she gives me hugs. I need space sometimes mom” nodding my head agreeing “we all do sometimes, do you ever feel like Rylee doesn’t be nice to you?” I do wonder “erm” she paused thinking “she told me to not be sad and that people will say things, she doesn’t understand why I get sad about some things” Chris placed his hand on her shoulder “why don’t you tell mom how you feel? Shall I go and you can talk, you a big girl now” Tianna giggled staring at Chris “go on” he said, she shook her head and then her lower lip poked out, I have been so nervous about this whole thing “it’s ok to cry Tianna, don’t hold it back now” Chris coaxed her into letting her feelings be known “I am not crying” she lied giggling “baby those are tears, mommy is here. We are both here, I will go if you want?” she shook her head “stay” she strained out “Tianna I am here” I spoke up, she got up from the seat and placed her hands over her eyes and went to Chris.
I swallowed hard staring at my daughter being so sad, she is sat on Chris’ lap just being ever so emotional “I know you told me to not tell mommy but sometimes we need to know, mommy is here now” Chris said, turning to her. I don’t want to cry; I am really trying to be hard here “I really love you mommy” trying to supress that sob but it just came out like I choked “I love you too” I managed to say, “then why are you crying?” I need to suck it up, it’s Tianna’ time “kids at school say Rylee is Rihanna and when I say what am I they don’t say anything and it makes me sad” I can’t even take this “oh my god” I said, my own daughter “baby you are, you are my daughter. All three of you are my daughter” holding her face in my hands “you are mine Tianna; you don’t take what anyone says to you. You are so beautiful and so special to me Tianna; I don’t care what those kids say. They can say anything Tianna, you are me. You have me in you baby. Why does that make you sad, you don’t have to prove anything to anyone” she has got me crying, she looked at me “you my beautiful blessing, you surprised me, and you keep on doing that. You make me whole, all three of you do. I know I am busy for you girls; I am sorry, and I know you all want me home and I promise you I am going to do just that” wrapping my arms around her.
Chris left us, he went to do something, and Tianna is comfortable to talk “you got me crying, what are you like but” I breathed in “oh god, so I found I was pregnant with you. You were the biggest surprise, very big surprise. I was so shocked, I found out I was pregnant with you. We didn’t know we was having a girl; we really didn’t know. So she said she was a girl, and I was so happy but also I felt so sad. I am always so busy so bringing another baby was a shock for me. You are my beautiful surprise and I adore you so much, I feel I haven’t spent much time with you. It’s the same with Rylee, even Imani actually but just because Rylee and I had that photoshoot doesn’t mean we spent the most time, she came home after and that and it was the first time we saw each other after a week, I am busy. I can admit that but Tianna, I love you all so much. I am jealous not to be at home, I need to split my time equally, I think that is something I need to do. You tell me what you think I should do?” I asked her “Rylee never gets sad about missing you and she acts like she had more of you, I think you should take one child away every week” I laughed “every week? I think I do need to take a child away at a time, but your dad and I have decided, and we will be putting you in your own room, you will be picking out things you want. I will be home too” she smiled “like for a long time” I paused nodding my head slowly “well for now yes, I just want you to understand that you are so blessed, all three of you girls are blessed. You are all so beautiful, you don’t want to be Rihanna. You want to be Tianna” she shuffled up on the seat “I said that, and I said Tianna is like Rihanna. My mom named me that” nodding my head agreeing even though Chris did “exactly” I mumbled.
I am excited to have a spa day with Tianna, we can talk so much more with her “not going to lie, what the fuck am I going to do now that you both are going?” Chris rubbed his face displeased with the fact he going to be bored because we are gone “awww you going to miss me?” Chris rolled his eyes “not you exactly but Tianna” he is a lie “whatever, but Chris. You know when we get back to America, you need to give Jen a break, you need to do something, I mean work. You need to go to New York, it has to happen Chris, like she needs a break. She has been putting so much work” Chris nodded his head “aight, I will call Jen and let her know. But then I am going to miss you” he poked his lips out to me “I know poppa, but you need to deal with the business” pecking his lips as I wrapped my arm around his neck “ready” Tianna said, moving back from the hug “awww my ladies are ready, can daddy come?” Chris asked “it’s girls only dad” Chris groaned out “stop growing up my daughter, aight you both have fun. Not too much fun though because what about me?” he kissed Tianna and then kissed me “I love y’all, I am going bed anyways” he turned away and walked off, I wish he did come with us, he is cute.
My daughter in her robe is the cutest thing on earth, I literally had to take a picture of us both and post it because we look too cute together. Tianna loved her massage so much, so now we are doing our nails “your toes are so adorable” I said, she is having white like me of course but Chris may not like it that she has her nails done “thank you” she grinned at me “so beautiful” touching her face “dad loves you lots mom” pulling a face at her saying that “what made you say this?” that is random “because he always says I wish mom was here when we annoy him and he listens to your music when he cooks, and he has a picture of you” squinting my eyes at her “erm, what picture?” now I am concerned “its under his pillow mom, but he moved it when Rylee and I found it and then Imani lost it and he got very angry but we found it again” oh I am scared “do I have clothes on?” Tianna grinned at me and shook her head “erm what!?” I spat “I joking!” she corrected herself “I don’t believe it” what if he has a naked picture of me, she is just laughing “mom when you go to work like far away, can I come? I am big now” I paused thinking “I could, I mean why not but I will have to take Rylee too. You can both see mommy work of course” I will have to take Rylee with me, I can’t keep just picking and choosing.
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Ninety Six.
I am so unsure on how I should feel today, I am meeting my dad at the house I bought him. I really feel like turning around and saying to him I want my house back, but I won’t, I am not like that. I am just too kind for all that, I hate that I am always too kind for that, that I can’t just turn around and say give my home back. I should say that to him and give it to someone that is more worthy, but I will give him that gift I guess, I need to cut him off and never look back. I have been ever so happy here in Barbados, but this has been hanging over my head, something that I need to do. My dad thinks that I am ok with him, thinks I am ok with him forgetting my daughter, acting like I care for him and his new bitch, this is what gets to me then I just want to rip that home away from him but then I will look bad, he will come at me for this and I don’t have the patience to start going back and forth with him, I want to move on with my life, I want to move forward with the future I have that is so bright and waiting for me to just take with both hands, I can’t wait to be a boss bitch without having to sing on a stage “you look so stressed out” Chris said, looking up at him “you are just sat there staring in the mirror arguing with yourself” Chris made his way around me, he stood behind me and placed his hands on my shoulders. He gently massaged my shoulders “I am just going through scenarios in my mind, things I want to do and say to him. The things I want to do is the main one, I want to just take the home back from him, he doesn’t deserve it but then he will bad mouth me” I shook my head “you want me to come with you” Chris keeps asking that “no, I will do this alone. This is me and him, I want to ask him why, he won’t let me ask why because he will be busy watching you and attacking you but thank you” Chris wrapped his arms around me, kissed the side of my face “I am here for you, you can do this. I know you got it, you need to close this chapter” I know what I have to do, but it’s just doing it.
I just love being in Barbados and seeing my whole family together, all the smiles and loving jokes. This is my peace, this is where I can come home and find myself “sis” Rorrey came up to me “can I sit” he asked pointing at the couch “of course” I pointed shuffling up on the couch, Rajad is also with him, my brothers look like they have been discussing some things “we know you are doing to see dad, we want to come too” Rajad just said it, I had to smile “everyone wants to come with me, maybe that was my issue. I needed to do it myself, I need to stop being protected. This is between me and dad, not you two also. You both don’t need to cut that off with him, I am not asking that from any of you. I am cutting him off on my side, I don’t want anything to do with him. I don’t want anyone to be there” Rorrey put his head down “but I hate that you have to be alone in this, we got you. We know how much dad has upset you” smiling lightly “I know, but you boys can always speak to him, just me, this is between me and him. He really hurt me by not asking about my daughter, Rylee didn’t deserve this at all. She needed the love and prayers in that moment, but Ronald gave me nothing, just that he is taking care of those two bitches” I don’t even know the girls and I hate them “sorry you have to go through this” my brothers are sweet, they try.
Staring at my mother, waiting for her to leave the kitchen. She is taking her sweet time, but she keeps talking to Clinton, I want to talk to Clinton, she needs to move “how are you Robbie?” my mother asked, smiling at her lightly “erm I am ok, nervous. I will be going soon though, don’t miss me too much” I joked “oh I won’t, you will be ok Robyn, I know my daughter will be ok. She is a strong girl” I just want my mother to go “oh Clinton don’t go I have to ask you something” he was about to walk off there “I am going to see to Rajad, he’s not well” nodding my head, my mother always takes her time doing things, like just go please “is everything ok?” Clinton asked turning to me, just checking that my mother has gone “erm can you come with me to see my father?” I asked, Clinton looked taken aback by what I asked, “I know that everyone wants to help and wants to come with me, but Chris is going to be on one, my mother doesn’t need to be there, and my brothers don’t either, I rather you come with me if you can?” I don’t want to put him on the spot so I will ask if he would like to come or not “I don’t mind at all, if you want me to come with you I will” he is so sweet “thank you, how are you going to get away from everyone? They are going to ask” Clinton paused to think “I will tell Joyce truth and then just say I am going to lay down for a while” that is a good plan “thank you so much, I think I just need a person that doesn’t have no opinion on anyone at all” Clinton’ smile is so warm, he is the best.
Clinton has already left and is waiting in the car for me “you sure you don’t want me to come with you? I promise I will be quiet, let me come with you” shaking my head “thank you poppa but I rather do this alone, I will be ok. Just take care of Rylee for me” Chris poked his lips out as he came into me and hugged me tight “I don’t want you to do this alone but what can I say, I love you so much. You are a very strong woman” Chris is being so sweet “I love you too Chris, I will be back before you know it, I am not going to waste too much time on him” moving back from the hug “you are so sexy” I sniggered “nigga, if you don’t do something cute for me while here I am not going to have sex with you” lightly hitting his chest “you can’t help but have sex with me, you literally always want it too!” side eyeing him as I walked off, Chris grabbed my hand and yanked me back “I want you so bad again” here he goes again “put her down” Joyce is always there, Chris groaned out “how do you always see this, you are so annoying!” Chris spat, he did let me go “I love you poppa” he got in trouble, good that he did “I love you rabbit” making my way out of the house, it’s about time I get this shit done with.
Staring out of the car window, I kind of regret my dad a home now. Maybe I should have listened to my husband, I Say to him that he should listen to me, but I should have listened to him in this, he was right “should we go in?” Clinton said, looking over at him “I really don’t want too now but let’s do this” opening the car door myself “I shall be back soon, I won’t be long” I said to the driver as I got out of the car, I just know that my dad has the fucking kids and his new girls just there waiting on me, like I just know it. I am not going to cry, knowing me I probably will because that is just me. I am an emotional mess, when it comes to my family I end up being this way, I just get emotional, but I will get through this. Looking behind me to make sure Clinton is there with me and he is, making my way to the home. You know what angers me the most, now thinking of it they are reaping the benefits of my fame, fuck this shit. Knocking on the door and stepping back “you are very nervous right now, just relax. You got this” everyone is saying the same thing to me, I got this. I know I got this, but can I contain my emotions “Robyn!” my dad half shouted as the door opened, I smiled at him “hey” I won’t say dad “come in, come” he stepped to the side, walking inside “you bought your bodyguard with you” furrowing my eyebrows “that is my father in law, show some respect. Come” I just had to check if my dad didn’t close the door on him “oh yes, sorry my eyesight” he is a fucking liar, his eyes are fine.
I just knew it; I knew this would happen. I knew they would using this home as a family home, look at this shit and these stupid people in my home “Hi Robyn” I know she didn’t call me Robyn “Rihanna, don’t call me Robyn. I don’t know you like that” my dad got in my eye view “please they have been so excited to meet you Robyn, say hi to them” I know he is lying “first of all I came to speak to you, I want you to get out of my face and get these people away from me before I get real nasty up in this place so I suggest you do it now” my dad knows I meant every word “then we can go to a different room” pulling a face of confusion “no, I am staying in this room. They move” walking by him, who he think he is. Asking me to move, he can fucking move them I am sick of being the fool. Sitting down on the couch, I am in a bad mood right now. Looking over at Clinton “come” waving him over, I can’t be angry at Clinton at all. He is so sweet “that is more like it” he said sitting down next to me “I am feeling extremely annoyed so yeah, we won’t be here for long” I said to him, I won’t be staying any longer than I should.
My dad finally sat down; he took his time coming back actually. Only good knows why but I think it’s those bitches in the other room complaining but honestly it’s got nothing to do with them what’s happened between me and my father, even though I would like to say it to them too. My dad is here smiling like he’s done something good “I am so happy Robyn, to see you” how can he even be happy to see me when I am staring at him like I hate him “what happened to checking on my daughter?” glaring at him in anger, I want fucking answers about that “I didn’t want to be there and another one making it hectic for you, I know all the family was there for you. You were too busy Robyn so I left it, I didn’t mean it in a malicious way at all, I promise you now I care so much about my grandchild” I can’t believe he is flipping this on me “no dad” shaking my head “this is on you, you do not care until you want something from me. I am not going to start going on a rant about how much of a liar you are because you know it, I know you know. You do not care about my daughter just like you don’t care about me” my dad is taken aback by what I said, I can tell on his face “don’t speak like that, I was so happy to have a daughter. I do care for you, it’s me that changed your diaper when you were a baby” he retorted “you were also the man that beat my mother up and used the money that was supposed to be for us when we needed food, that also happened” the room fell awfully silent, we are both just staring at each other.
My dad feels uncomfortable, I can tell he does but I am glad he does “throughout my life you have done nothing but hurt me, hurt my mother, hurt my brothers. You are a fucking hypocrite, and you want to call me and tell me you are taking care of some girls that aren’t yours! Playing happy family with some other children when you can’t even take care of the kids you got now! You want to act holy now!? You want to be in my fucking life now that I have money, use my name, sell stories about me. I was fighting with my own husband because I didn’t want to believe, I just wanted a father, I just wanted to be loved by you! I look at you now and I hate you, I really hate you. I could have lost my daughter, I needed you then. I needed you to be there, but no! I got a call about you wanting to marry some bitch! You think I care? You’re a loser dad, you’re a nasty loser that spent his daughter’ money, money we didn’t have on booze! Your past is still in your face no matter how much you run away from it Ronald, I cried. I mourned you! To me now, you’re gone. I don’t need you, I thought I did. I really did think it, but all I got was used” silence, that is all I am getting from my dad, I mean what can he say, there is nothing he can say “I am sorry Robyn, we all make mistakes. What I did in the past was a mistake” I sniggered shaking my head “hitting my mom was never a mistake it was a choice; I saw it all. Thank god Chris loves me because I don’t know how to love a man, thank god Chris is patient with me. Thank god I now have such a good male figures in my life because I was damaged goods and that is because of you!” I pointed “I don’t want nothing from you, I want you to delete my number. I don’t want you to ever speak on my name because I will fucking sue you so quick. You can keep this home, a leaving present from me, I can live without it. I don’t want to hear it, I don’t want to hear you anymore” getting up from the couch “Robyn please don’t do this, I am so sorry!” he spat, this is what he does “your sorry doesn’t work anymore, just like my mom left you. I am too” he doesn’t deserve me.
I breathed out as soon as I got in the care, I didn’t breathe I don’t think. I was trying to keep my emotions so much inside of me that I just let out and now I can breathe, the car drove off and I didn’t look back at all. Flicking the tear that fell, I did it. My chapter with him is closed, I am done, I am over it “proud of you” looking away from the window and at Clinton “oh yeah, sorry I have been just zoning out but, he was still the same man that has been playing me, that has been not really caring for me. Did you see his attitude?” Clinton nodded his head “he doesn’t deserve a status of a father or even a man, I am sorry you had to see these things but it’s time you moved on and have a happier life, you deserve that. I think you took him by surprise because he is used to that weak Robyn, but he did it to your daughter so that pushed you, but we move, don’t we? You are better then that and it’s hard to close any chapter on a parent” he is right “thank you, just your aura being here really strengthened me. I just wish I had a better dad; you know but it’s life. I just can’t wait to go home and hold my daughter” I didn’t need this in my life, I didn’t need my dad being dragged behind me now I move on to a new era of my future.
Hey! The writer here. I just want to say thank you all for reading, it’s been a long journey with a lot of loyal readers. I have enjoyed writing this, I have. But sometimes you just need to stop and think it’s run its course, for me this has. This is the last chapter for this part of their life on my story, I know some may feel it’s over too quick but then when you think about it, when is there ever going to be a right time to stop this story but I have enjoyed it a lot, there has been lots of controversy with some anon comments and so on but besides that it’s been great, and again it wouldn’t been enjoyable without you readers so thank you x
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Some quotes from the first term this year (we go in person but masks are required in my district) part one
It’s so weird they put shaggy and Velma together
They get smaller and smaller every year
Shut up that’s why y’all bonin
I’m anxious sometimes
If I was rich why would I live in Palatka
I don’t want to be rich I just want to be upper middle class
While you’re getting taxes we’re living on government money
We’ve been in school a day and you’ve already started 2 rumors about me
How far is six feet? Just take a 6 foot person and lay them down!
So how I tell if I’m 6 feet apart from someone I imagine my brother laying on the ground
What’s the best flavor of ice cream?
-chocolate peanut butter
Incorrect
Don’t eat the penis nut
*squeals* DONT TOUCH MY CHICKEN
What did you three do to your table mates?
We ate them
Now all we need is a bonfire
It’s too dang hot you got one up there Lucas *points at sun*
Your not the real Santa your just a fake
Get in the bag
Hurry up kid
You know what iconic thing George Washington said when they crossed the Delaware?
Happy birthday?
Get in the boat.
Tiktok bullying is real
As soon as I get in my car I’m whipping it out of here
Hey sexies
My signature does not count I’m a registered sex offender
T:How much do you like president trump with a 1 being you hate his gu-
S1:1.
S2: Is there anything lower than 1
Who do you have for math
…oh I’m not taking Pre-Calc
You’re in AICE Statistics? Are you crazy!
Maybe but I was put in it I didn’t choose it
Was last week the first week of school?
If I had just given birth and someone said aw the baby looks just like you I’d be so offended
S1:He added an E on the end
s2:OH like Tomato
S1: THATS NOT HOW TOMATO IS SPELLED
S2: *gasps* THERES A WIKEPEDIA PAGE ON COFOFEE
T: yes it was a very big deal
S3: anyone can make a Wikipedia page here I’ll make one right now Michael is stupid
S1: you should probably not speak for the rest of class
S1: Michael thought tomato was spelled with an E
S2: what did I ever do to you
S4: He’s just Vibin look he’s sitting in a chair enjoying the view
S3: why are they so small
T: would you like this old white man or this old white man
T2: I asked Mr. [redacted] and Mr.[redacted2] if GenZ still likes tie dye cause I heard it was cool again
S: if Mr. [redacted] thinks it’s cool it is he is a trendsetter
Eat your green bean bean dipstick
Rainbows are gay
I honestly forgot we were juniors that’s scary
S1:I hate it when people go slow on 100 you know you’re going slow when 3 semis pass you
S2:By slow do you mean the speed limit?
S1: yesss no one goes the speed limit on 100
S3: if you’re going the speed limit you’re going to slow that’s what I believe
That’s very scandalous
Yesss
*reveals ankles*
SeXy
Staff member on the announcements: Do not share your drinks and let others drink them this is just a PSA brought to you by common sense
T:Flip a coin it’ll achieve the same thing
S: I have a chuck-e-cheese token
Dave and Busters seems like a better chuckecheese
I’m going to scream at the top of my lungs and they’re gonna be like shut up and I’m gonna do it again
You’re like my dad anytime I get on my computer at home: dO yOuR kHan AcAdEmY sOn
Why did everyone study-
Except you Mark. Dungeons and Dragons.
Dungeons and dragons is a life thing
Wait when did we get doordash
What is the capital of Mississippi
Jackson
No
Yes it is *reaches for other students phone and looks over to prove it*
Someone got uranium and now I’m mad
SANTA
I WANNA SIT ON SANTA
MOVE I WANNA SIT ON SANTA
BUT I WANT TO SIT ON SANTA
Where’s jack
Jack had to ‘get back’
Haha that’s a good one
Thanks I work on those
This parabola and line are following coronavirus protocol
Social distancing
But are they wearing masks?
Or they’re girls and Justin
HEY ok true-
Ah moisture
-Yes the wind is very moisturized it’s not raining just moist wind
singing in the rain
Ugh I hate the squeaks
-squeaks get worse-
Stop it’s annoying
Don’t mention it it makes it worse
I face time in the shower
Really me too
I was joking
Well I do it
*crosses chest*
Yeah chick-fil-a supports that [conversion therapy]
*weakly* eattt moree chickennn
Just look at chicken sandwich
I’m eating zaxbys now
Is it okay if we have a negative number
Is it that bad
It’s Fox News
Our next source is Fox News
Ooh can’t wait to do that one it sounds so fun
Fox News is awful it’s biased
But no ads?
Yeah no ads thankfully *then the ads appear*
*ex-student walks in door*
What in the turtleneck
WOAH ITS A SPIDER I HATE SPIDERS
*everyone backs away*
*holding rabbit*
What is that
What
That
What
That
Those are testicles
Can any chicken lay eggs without a rooster
Yes rylee the rooster just fertilizes it
If you and Ryan were to do it without anything
NO STOP IT PEOPLE ARE LOOKING
There’s a 99.9% you’d get pregnant
It’s not based on how many times you do it there’s a 99% chance you’d be pregnant
S1:The seventh graders are the smallest kids at the school
S2:And the bossiest
S1:Like bruh shut up I could step on you
Oh my god, no way let’s kiss
I’m about to bring my own mini Tabasco bottle
Does the royal family even have a last name
Steven why are you asking a bunch of standard white southerners about the royal family
*aggressively sips water starting into camera at other class we video call to in another school*
*more people join his staring*
Person 1 *wheezing*: those poor kids
Why are they standing on the table
T:The fan.
The Lorax does not approve but I don’t care about the Lorax
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