#SCRATCH MAIM BITE KILL

[idsb]

y'all wanna hear the most insane thing EVER. do you remember the crazy person who last week was threatening to get my entire Etsy shop taken down to "do right by Taylor" after they actually did steal from me and had their Etsy perma-banned as a consequence? and felt I had to sort-of play nice and offer to get their account re-instated if they stopped stealing from me, so that I didn't have to deal with literally suing them if they got my whole shop deleted for lying about copyright? yeah well! I got their account back up and you know what they fucking said to me!!!

"I really appreciate your assistance on this. I'm very good with using Etsy, so if you'd like to hire someone to manage your shop I have good rates"

ARE YOU FUCKINGGGGGGGGJSGKDHKJ

[lorephobic]

im no better than a dog because even though i know this is makeup, seeing this photo gives me an adrenaline rush accompanied only by the animalistic instinct that makes me want to tear somebody limb from limb for doing this to her

[stormyoceans]

THIS IS GIVING SUCH HIGH FANTASY DRAMA I NEED IT SO BADLY

[insufferable-homestuck]

[eggtrolls]

took me 10 emails back and forth to schedule a meeting with this woman for 6 pm today. she never showed, I emailed her TWICE since 6 pm, nary a fucking peep. redacted when I hear from you, you better be actively dying.

[spineless-lobster]

Once again thinking about how every scene Havers is in ends with him leaving the Captain ;-;

[size-two-shrimp]

Me when Gabriel or V2 ULTRAKILL.

[pawterpillart]

[dameronalone]

lately I've been really getting into hating advertising and hating having to pay corporations in order to be free of them

[sonknuxadow]

new rule: people who arent sonic fans have to learn the basics of sonic lore and the characters relationships with eachother before they are allowed to say anything about sonic characters. especially if it is about sonic and tails

[markrothkono61]

hell is linkedin notifications, actually

i can't do this anymore guys

[monstriiss]

if drath seems calm in your presence just know she has noticed every slight movement you have made and resisted the urge to maul and kill each time-

[stormyoceans]

NOT TO BE DRAMATIC BUT THESE ARE MY BOYS AND EVERY TONGUE THAT RISES AGAINST THEM SHALL FALL

[edgepunk]

as a symbiote Peter enjoyer I am starving here!!!!

[diegoshargrieves]

does anyone else ever get so angry they want to rip themself to shreds

[antisisyphus]

THERE WAS NO MANGO IN THAT FRUIT POLL