#SEXY WEXY

[1ign0rant2]

FGEYFBEIVUFEGCKDSSFVGHKVFD MARRY ME PLEASE

[techs-goggles9902]

Rexy-Wexy-Sexy Wednesday!

Okay I have so many assignments due that I forgot to make a post about this for today so I came up with this at like midnight

ANYWAY

NOT MY ART I FOUND IT ON GOOGLE SO PLEASE DONT GET MAD.

[moonspower]

vi actually would like a wild birthday lay... hes never had one before... he would love to do that before he turns 30 next year.

[xx-h0t5un3-m1ku-xx]

two trucks having sex two trucks having sex

my muscles my muscles involuntarily flexed

[hazbin-but-worse]

Alastor kinda shmexy wexy sexy ngllll

[minty-bubblegum]

YOU THOUGHT THIS WHOLE FANFIC WAR IS OVER?

Chair x Cheater! Minty x sherk

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"chair kun...pl-please dont kiss me here...we migh ge-" minty gets cut off by chair kun, and his strong manly plastic arm pins her arms above her, looking seductively into her doe eyes.

"He'll never know." Chair kun whispers into her ear. "I promsie." And minty vhan goes in for a deep sensational kiss with her tougue flapping up and down chair kun's sexy wexy tougue.

"Mmm chair kun....kiss me daddy" minty pukers up her lips until

"YOURE CHEATING ON ME?!" Sherk kun opens the closet door to reveal the two making out, and shrek kuns eyes are tearful. "WE HAVE 4738 KIDS." Shrek slaps chair kun on the cheek. "HOWCOULD YOU?!"

"Mama?" A little kid walks into the room to see the whole scene.

"Citrus...come to daddy...." shrek picks up minty and yells at the two cheaters.

"GET OUT."

I'm sorry to inform you red I have a wife now 🤓☝️☝️ no longer participating in these silly matters!! 🤓☝️☝️ *Finger wag*

[citrusitonit]

Citrus x Citrus' cousin (JOKE)

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"H-hey senpai cousin..mwho was your first c-c-c-c-crush...?" Cittus asked Cousin kun while blushing and turning away. "Heh. Why does my pookie want to know? You jealous that i might have a girlfriend? Hehehhe pookie..."he handsomely responded with his deep, dark, sexy voice and his sexy wexy hand with hot veins and black nails put his hand on Citrus' head, patting the blushing lemon. "Cousin senpai.....th-th-th-thats not true....." citrus chan stuttered.

I CANTBKEPE AHBEHAHHSHEHAHHAH

every momwnt youre not running i am getting closer

[vexypest]

Good morning Bexy Vexy Sexy Wexy Lexy Con Cexy <3 how are you this ABSOLUTELY MARVELOUS day 😰🫵🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

GOOD MORNIBG KINDA DOMA SOMA COMA AROMA <3 I am fantastical I finished the boarder HOW ABOUT YOU

[kinuskikakku]

Sexuality is not just a line

It is like a big ball of wibbly wobbly sexy wexy… stuff

[whyse7vn]

Omg my sexy wexy pookie dookie wookie stinka butt UwU you should tag me when u post so I don't miss it sexy

OMG I SAID I WOULD MAKE A TAGLIST THIS JUST REMINDED ME

HERE IT IS

just comment on that post and i’ll add you to it love u ;;))

[justanotherpersonsuniverse]

Someone mentioned watching edgerunners and if you plan to watch be aware that there are nude scenes! So like. Don't watch with ur mother or whatever. I started watching it and like, I knew it said sex but I did not expect a Jumpscare. Lol

oh I know

its studio trigger man of course theres booba loobas and theres the version with the sexy wexys so im not phazed

i am, very tired, though

[lankyledlights]

prince is so hunky wunky cutey pooty lovey dovey sexy wexy and whatever else mark mckinney said

[weskers-boytoy]

assigning hannibal characters to things my friend group have said:

will to hannibal: that's my BUM bro, leave me alone.

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hannibal: i'm going to damage someone in a minute.

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will to chilton: do you want an apple? *holds banana*

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abigail: i can't breathe.

hannibal: good.

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franklyn walks into hannibal's office:

hannibal: huh, will looks a bit different today

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zeller: i'm not sure i understand

price: me neither.

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will: daddy kink?

abigail: my dad did left me.

will: 🧍‍♂️

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hannibal: eating kiwi from the outside is like, eating my arm.

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will: oh look, a plane.

hannibal: where?

will: there.

hannibal: that's blue tack.

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abel: i want to be a posh boy. mummy where are the poached eggs?

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hannibal: oooh spaghetti!! i need to go home!

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mason to alana: do not take away the only joy i have in life.

alana and margot: 👩‍❤️‍👩

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will, at a crime scene: is that a tree or a fucking horse?

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abigail: sexy wexy.

will: stop saying sex!

abigail: why?

will: because you're NINE (teen).

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price: my hair keeps coming out.

zeller: woah, sounds like chemo.

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hannibal: will your eyes! they are like a bruno mars song.

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hannibal when he sits alone in his office: i'm in a predicament because.. i'm a silly guy..

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will: get OUT my blood man.

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[rawrmeansilyindinosawr]

Hidden Valley r@ncH

i JusT burned my friends bedframe their ex gave them and alSo found out the evil ex wuz a FatshAmer at lulul3monszz .!?? also met A gurl who wanted to put her feet in the fire .!;D n Butned a xmas tree cuz Jesus isnt god.!!! HAPPY EGG ZEMA DAY!!!!!!!!!!

Diss weekz has been spent dissociating n Crying n being scared of my own poop.!!:) welCum to HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH.!!!111 LOLZZZ this is not michael jacksonzz pedo land.!! dis is CWEAMY CWEAMY 11:11 RANCH.!!!!! (aka my sexy sexy sexy partners cum became ranch in my mouth when i Kholed n this is whut i wanna Kalll this blog post. K.!)

diss week i think i now i just realized i broke my finger a few wekz ago n itz deadazz just been untreated owchiez!!! had to skroll all tha wayBack 2 /10/23 to when i took pix of me wiff it wrapped in hello kitty band aidz.!!! i has nerve damage =[ from cutting open chiggen pesto. packet. Also im a sammich master of pesto kraft cheddar avocado sun dried tomatoes. also realized My Pussy tat (“meow”) iS baSically Kitty which is Ketamin3 which is so freakin street n hood n BARRIA/BARRIO.!!!!!!!! so basically when u have seggs witH me u BasicallY Get Hi like Ketamine which is kitty which i already SAID.!!!! =^_^= meoW.!! =^_^=

“my heart so separated from my head so many thoughts about all the things u said all the things u said.” i hate being gemini moon.!!!! i just jumped around 4 times and did a cartwheel n spun in a circle to make my bed.!!!:-D

okokOkKkKkKk so diss week / last week IDEK i went to tha mall n ated chikyfila:-] we said grace b4 n my skirt garter also got stuckked on the ChaiR so i deFz screamed n the chair Hit my bootyy so NOwwwz i have more bruises!!:] i luvv being mall goth n gettin moi boba n kissing in the hottopic fiTting r00M .!!! N gogodancing at elsewhere wuz Kute n fun wif my BEST FWEND WHO HATES TWINK SHORTS N WE RAN AROUND ST TRAFFICKK AFTER EATING BANH MI N DOUBLING DOWN ON OUR IDEA OF STARTING A VEGAN BUBBLE BUTT T STORE LOL.!!!! n i Yawned a lot n sweated a lot n den got more callouseszz.:-) #modelfeet

i luv living in BUSHTHICC PUSSY :-} .!!!! phat pussy betta than skinny flatbush Bussy…… =]]] i met a hot girl who touched my handzz so nice n said my choker was hot n my hair was rly cool n unique N den said if she wuz a Dj her name wuld b LezbHonest cuz she’s gay>.< n we did K in el bano 2gether at cute jazz bar w sexy pretty disco lites where i Def def defs had an existential crisis lol Feeling lik every 1 that walked in looked like someone i had met b4.?! I guess nothing is original under tha sun N we literally r all connected.?? N although we (strangers as a collective) hav Nvr met b4 there r specific things tht can always remind us of home …. Home is everywhere it is in ourselves.! <afterwardzz we tried to stalk her costar to c if she had taurus placements .!! =p>

daily commutes early morning subway fingers accidentally slip onto other fingers intertwining a little bit but we always pull away reallly quickly, shy n defensive n unyearning. <poem i wrote ab accidentally touching lik 5 diff pplz hands in crowded subway>>>>

Y does billyraebobbycyrus hav so many fuggin BABEZZ.?! hannah montana hannah montana hannah MonTananananan.!!! babananannanana.:)

I HAV BEEN TO TWO EVICTION HOUSE PARTIES NOWZZZZ LOLZ n nyc housing has gots to get betterzz =p eithEr Way, i LUV NIPPLE BUMPIN MY FWENDZ OUTSIDE OF HAPPYSOCKZ IN BUSHTHICC WHICH IS NEAR BEDFORD AVENUE I MEAN BEND MEH OVER AVENUE N MOI SEXY WEXY PARTNER IS MOVING OUT THA SHELTER (VERY TRACY CHApmaAn FAST CAR REFERENCE)) N i find it poetic when we are all gathering together when someone struggles to put the remainder of the K in the baggie so we all bring out our metro cards n argue that it’s way better than a card cuz it’s paper thin n can hold the K better ….. N i love the confirmed bisexuals that fall down the stairs in attempt to walk me down it safely ironically enough N how moi fwendzz always seem 2 scout out the Autistic Gurls out for Meh 2 dates.!! I luvv unmethy adderal N photoshootz on rooftopz n workin doubly hard on moi Charlixcxx soundcloud playlistt Dat now is lik UNPRIVATE :-D N more poetry readings with lots of weeeD i Do Not smoke n calling out of work cuz i am haven thoughts ab the validity of my existence .

DO NOT BOOF UR KETAMINE UNLESS U DILLUTE IT WIFF H2o Cuz it will MAKE U BAIL ON COMEDY SHOW W REPTILE n YA U SHULD FALL ASLEEP BUT WAKE UP JUST TO TELL EVERY1 HOW NANA IS SOOOOOOO GAYYYYYYYYYY.!!!!!!!! n Roleplay pilates instructor and gynecologist n Hav mental breakdown while eating mini slider at Salud after having SEGGS ON UR BESTIES ROOFTOP N PEE PEEING THERE AFTER DOING CHEAP BUT GOOD QUALITY K FROM A PSYCHIC.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Photodom is Nice n i defs almost fought this chick racing meh down the stairzz but whatevz i hav Come to the conclusion tht if u don’t lik me it rly is Ur problem . :-] 2C is cool esp when u Doin it off ur Hello kitty mirror n find pink stuff all over ur nosey nose >_< blush blush wink wink then u contemplate bringing ur partner 2 emergencii room so they culd b on Mtv new season of SEGGS BROUGHT MEH 2 ER LULZZZ :-]]\

i luv using HERS ROGAINE even tho i has lots of hair alredy CUZ IM LITETALLY BOREDDDD n sneakin in2shelter n takin slutty sexy pix of meh in moi praying bikini N manifesting Fame n sexy ness More n More cuz i yam supposed 2 b an icon i guess cuz now tht i got rejected by Succesex academy i kan lik Now profit off of being completely sexy .? idk. :( cus i feel not cute alot.

Undiagnosed adhd ass callen lourde stan i missed my therapy appt cus i purposely handcuffed myself n don’t know where i left tha key.?!

Rennyxcx<3

[kenmaiii]

just some kenbarbz fankid stuff ehehe

so there’s this little headcanon I have that Diavolo (being The Prince and all) would probably own and oversee at least one orphanage or two in the Devildom. He has the money to fund and support them and I feel like he absolutely adores kids so it’s a win-win either way.

But anyways, back to the orphanage stuff. I feel like he would pull Lucifer aside and be like “Hey I just had a great idea.” And Lucifer is already frowning. “Just for a day, why don’t we assign everyone a kid or two to look after for a day.” (I feel like it would very much be a Diavolo thing to do) Lucifer is against it but somehow it happens

Kenma and Barbatos are tasked with looking after Amari and Orion when the day comes, a pair of siblings that are pretty much inseperable. They become attached to the kids very quickly despite their prior concerns...and later on in the future they DO end up adopting them.

Orion is more of a troublemaker... if you look away for one second he’s already up to something. Amari is really shy at first but she’s also incredibly smart and blunt, sometimes a little clingy.

After the day ends, a lot of the students at the school realize it’s pretty fun to interact with the kids part-time, so Diavolo makes it so that the kids are allowed to visit occasionally with permission if they would like to.

also that second pic is based on something I did as a child btw. My mom said she heard a noise in the kitchen at night when i was a young kid, so she woke up and turned on the light, only to see that i had pulled a chair up to one of the cabinets and i was just goin to town eating raw nesquik powder BHFKDNSFS

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[bubblesune]

//I think….I think i’m ready to commission someone for ANOTHER Velvet masterpiece