#SPLONK

[tallyhoot]

A

[furrymines]

Part 13

All new crystal bat and rat, just 9.99$ at your local Billy Mart

[wendell-witling]

Shmongle.

Blifinate. Pupamber. Momble.

Splonk.

[s9v9r9]

2nd post

[rawmeknockout]

read Tarn headcanons and now i’m weird for him again

[amarantoestrella]

Need to be awake in five hours but I can’t sleep.

Anyways, I can’t stop thinking about how kids will have you speaking a new language that is somehow still English but with added made up words. Motherhood has you calling them the most random nicknames out of endearment and they just eat it up. Who knows what a splinkly splonkly is but my five year old will tell you that yes of course she is indeed my splinkly splonkly and in fact she is the splinkiest splonkiest girl up in this B. However, sometimes she is just splink because my son is splonk, it is what it is.

That’s it, thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[cactustreesmotel]

had a really nice conversation with someone at my uni's knit/sew club and got all excited to attend a meeting... but every one of them is during class hours...

[pastrygeckos]

Absolutely splonked

[ziggydabiggy]

this screencap is so goofy. bro went splonk

[shortgremlinman]

Zoinkedy splonked

[omtai]

You so silly like splonk gnarpo

heh … splonk gnarpos what they used to call me when i was a larva

[splonk-fox]

Since I am starting to become an actual tumblr user (truly tragic) I decided to do a little self-promotion. So uhh, here's a ButtonBlossom fic I wrote not too long ago. I swear I am so normal for this ship it's not even funny. Anyways, feel free to read it, it's pretty silly but I'm pretty proud of how it turned out. Fanart is encouraged!

[rajingdragon]

A boy

I made him with my own 2 hands his name is splonk and I would die for him

[caregiverlad]

my favorite word is squoink.

splonk

[klapollo]

im sorry but whoever writes the UX copy for this site needs to go back to the drawing board bc whenever this shit is not working it makes me feel fifty times more frustrated to see "what the huh???? your connection totally splonked!!"

[yebbybin]

my splonks? yes!

i love them all so dearly