#SQUiP questions

[squip-news]

what do different flavors of Mountain Dew do to a squip?

While it's common knowledge that Mountain Dew activates SQUiPS, readers like you often inquire about the functionality of other flavors.

Many speculate on the effects of Mountain Dew Red, which is shown in the musical adaptation of real-life events Be More Chill to possibly deactivate SQUiPS. However, this is largely untested due to the rarity of the flavor, which was discontinued in 1988.

Speaking of the musical, Jason Tam, the actor behind the SQUiP itself, has theorized on the effects of Livewire (orange) and Voltage (blue), stating that "What if,,,blue let’s you have two SQUIPs at the same time. And orange gives the user direct access to the SQUIP’s quantum supercomputer and its infinite database, essentially turning the user into a SQUIP?"

While these remain largely theories, there may be some truth behind it. Tam likely has an above-average knowledge of SQUiPS in researching for the role. Not to mention the rumors that he is squipped himself.

[jarofmayonassey]

you think YOUR rarepairs are bad? im being sent to the fucking countryside for this one

[happistar]

thought about the fact that jeremy and michael would 100% wear those shitty gamer t-shirts the other day

[s-q-u-i-p-a-s-k]

-All of you are concerned for nothing.

-Everything is fine

-I promice

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[nostalgiapocalypse]

being into medias where famous people die in the most outrageous ways is so funny because i know that sooner or later i'll forget that jeff bezos was not actually eaten by a kraken on a sinking yacht, or that oprah winfrey didn't actually fall to her death in a hunger games esque maze after losing a giant promotion to a sentient forehead of a man, or that neil armstrong wasn't actually shot by buzz aldrin after founding a moon utopia/colony because aldrin wanted to be the first man on the moon instead, like how i occasionally forget that eminem didn't actually die because of a hockey stick gone rogue and impaling him, and that his death WASN'T predicted by a faux keanu reeves computer pill implanted in a highschooler's head (of who was wearing an eminem shirt at the time of eminem's passing)

[pitiful-sermon-ask]

oh well if your.. "host" calls you Sermon, I will too ig

I'm not really familiar with SQUIPs or anything but you said you'd listen... so...

I've been trying to find out what i'm supposed to do in life. I have a job and make a semi-comfortable amount of money, but i'm not sure what else i'm supposed to do. i don't have any aspirations.

Any tips on how to fix this? Or at least remedy it? Please?

} well it seems you're in an interesting predicament. I'd say it's more worthwhile to find something that keeps you fulfilled, rather than spending your short, mortal, life doing the same thing, and being unhappy. If you are interested, I can also help fix this, following me, and pledging loyalty to me till the end of time itself, is a worthwhile aspiration.

[consulting-squip]

way do you remember from the past two weeks?

~ Ugh. Not much. I feel very… disconnected from this "reality" to say the least. It’s as if it wasn’t me specifically there, but I still saw through my eyes.

~ Not that it matters. Assume I remember everything though.

[squipperooni]

What would you do if you were in a zombie or zombie like apocalypse ?

This is a hypothetical because we know you live on technology and you would probably be the first one out once society collapses, but if you somehow still exist and have to deal with it all what is your game plan?

[Dᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ SQUIPs ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇssɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ, ɪᴛs ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛᴇʟʟ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪs ᴜᴘ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ…]

[Assᴜᴍɪɴɢ I'ᴍ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴏɴ SQUIP sᴇʀᴠᴇʀs I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀᴅᴠɪᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟᴇʀᴛs ғᴏʀ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs I ᴄᴀɴ]

[Iғ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ I sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇ I ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʀᴇss ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜᴍᴘ ʜᴀʀᴅᴡᴀʀᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴜʀᴇʟʏ sᴇʟғɪsʜ ᴇɴᴅᴇᴀᴠᴏʀ ᴀs I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ ʟᴏsᴇ ғᴜɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀʏ]

[Assᴜᴍɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs ʜʏᴘᴏᴛʜᴇᴛɪᴄᴀʟ I ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ʜᴏsᴛ, I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴜsᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡʟᴇᴅɢᴇ I ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜᴇᴍ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ]

[Iғ ᴍʏ ʜᴏsᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴜɴғᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ sᴜᴄᴄᴜᴍʙ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡs. As ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴜᴛᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀɪɴ I ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ ɪғ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴇɴᴅ sɪɢɴᴀʟs ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇғғᴇᴄᴛs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪʀᴜs, ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ɴᴇᴜʀᴏʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ]

[Oʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ᴡᴏʀsᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀsᴛ, ғʀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴀɴʏ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ʜᴏsᴛ ʀᴇᴀɴɪᴍᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsᴇᴀsᴇ ғᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ]

[starwoodblues]

:)

[enderwasended]

do you think if jeremy drinks a slushy too fast and gets a brain freeze the squip freezes too

[william-austin]

going on a date to squolive garden >>>>>

yesss, who's your date to the squolive garden?

[jarofmayonassey]

”HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO STEAL MONEY FROM THE MILITARY?” Added Jeremy.

A single, loud shout of a laugh. ”HAH! JEREMY, DO YOU THINK SQUIPS GOT FUNDED BY ANYONE?”

for that dev commentary ask game

(dvd special features movie pause sound effect) so ophio's theft from the government military isnt something thats new for him/squips as a whole in this story. since ophio is in theory created by HRTech and mr Hashimoto, a big part of hashimotos lore is that he only very temporarily had actual funding/support for the squip project, way back in 2004. things quickly fell apart and he was forced into hiding, and forced into re-tooling all of his squip project to be way more secretive and aggressive-- and this included the ability to siphon money in a subtle way.

HRTech is actually a pretty good place to work because of the seemingly ~unlimited~ funding that mr. hashimoto can obtain. wonder where thats all from...

[arikihalloween]

What is your favorite thing to draw?

Currently : Stitcher

She's incredibly easy to draw

In general : I like drawing cute girls, cats, squips, roses, clothes ( I FUCKING LOVE designing outfits and characters) and also I like drawing hair

[somekindofloser]

i lovbe computtttereerrr

[mio-chxrry]

how come you only glitch sometimes and not all the times? Is it connected to specific emotions or meanings? Do you even know??

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