oh dang, it's gonna take them even longer to get home in that
[Image description a news screenshot reading "Physicists make tiny model of Star Trek's USS Voyager that's smaller than a human hair"]
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Voyager was SO real for how many times they had crew women filthy as hell drenched in sweat wearing tanks fighting tooth and claw for survival
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You know it’s been a traumatic Trek episode when there isn’t any funny banter at the end and it goes straight to credits. Bonus trauma if it’s just a black screen while the credits roll
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thinking about voyager inside jokes. I went on a backpacking trip for five days years ago and by the time we left the trail we had essentially invented a new dialect composed entirely of like 87 different inside jokes funny to us and no one else and these ppl are on one ship for seven years and you KNOW they've got bizarre terminology for EVERYTHING. tom paris makes some dumb joke on the bridge and it spreads through the ship like wildfire until even janeway says it without thinking. in engineering they've got silly nicknames for every tool imaginable and the decks with crew quarters definitely have names like neighborhoods based on the vibes of the crew members there. when that backpacking trip I mentioned was over we tried to explain one of the jokes to someone else and she just went "you all need to talk to other people" and that's it exactly
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Captain Janeway, is that you?
[ Supports me with Ko-fi ☕ ]
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Scene Where the Voyager Crew is taking turns Riding a Mechanical Bull for Some Reason
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Funniest thing about these images is that Janeway and Harry absolutely have these in-universe. Someone sees a lovingly framed picture of the captain in Harry's quarters and understandably goes "that's a bit...weird." and Harry 'I remember being in the womb' Kim would be like "What? No. How is it weird. She's the captain." Like that explains anything. Meanwhile Janeway has Baby's First Starship Portrait on her coffee table where she looks at it and has a quick guilt session because of the Horrors she inflicts on this person whose become a symbol of innocence and the journey home to her. Both of them think this is normal.
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Janeway could have made wearing Starfleet uniforms optional. I would have loved to see Tom Paris piloting the ship in booty shorts and a Garfield t-shirt that lets the whole Delta Quadrant know how he really feels about Mondays
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Everyone reblog this with your favorite Janeway quotes, please. 🖖
"I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats - and I don't like you, Culluh."
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