#STOP BLEEDING

[aceredshirt13]

the double-edged sword of old British literature is that there’s a solid chance it’ll feel gay but there’s an equally solid chance it’ll also feel racist

[realrosielol]

Stay a while—

[hballegro]

just heard a clip of carol channing speaking and got flashbanged with the clip from Whose Line is It Anyway where Ryan Stiles smashed his head directly into the neon sign and broke it and got glass in his hair and didnt break character even once while pretending to be carol channing and yknow? i get it now

edit; im just gonna put the clip here

[info; its a segment called 'party quirks' where they all behave weird and the lady has to guess what they've been given as a prompt. ryan got 'carol channing who's head keeps sticking to things']

this shot of colin always fucking kills me

[records-of-a-slacker]

Guys I'm sorry I am insufferable but I cannot for the life of me just. stop thinking about Cale fricking Henituse bleeding out in the snow. I require it- it sates the Creature in me.

Trudging along with an open wound in an endless wasteland of white, crunching beneath his warm boots every step that theyd drive him crazy, with nothing but the shrill howl of the wind to accompany him. The cold snow, cold everything pressing and clawing at his skin until they burned. Until he finally just collapses in a pile of white snow, laying there without an ounce of strength to even get up. Puffs of air leaving his icy cold blue lips as warmth slowly but surely trickles and escapes his body, feeling dizzy and dazed from blood loss as his vision blurs and his eyelids grow heavy. Then it stops being cold at all, and then it felt like nothing, and then the world was nothing as white snow is dyed black.

Later his allies come across a trail of crimson red in the middle of the endless plain of snow, chasing after it and fearing, praying with each step as the trail got heavier and heavier, before they finally stop before a bed of hair, strewn about and caked in snow, red as blood, and a figure lying still as if blanketed by the winter amid the field, curled in a shrinking frame as if attempting to trap the warmth from escaping.

Would that be awesome as hell or what

[gaminegay]

with the new Always Ultra Extra you can work while on your period. Be an unstoppable entrepreneur comfortably on your period. Win the Olympics while totally fresh and clean and on your period. Pretend that you're not in pain or discomfort on your period, you are fresh as roses on your period, no one knows and no one can know, you're not stinky and lame and gross and lazy you're doing everything while your hormones go nuts and your uterus gets shreddered and you pretend to not notice the pain and you love it so smile........

......✨️🎀With Always Ultra AU Extra ABO Sensitive Puss🎀✨️

[ottern0t]

(Tiny cw- nonsexual nudity) Context: i headcanon all timelords are intersex and ten got human dysphoria from being on earth so long

[purpleangiie]

Tim, looking at Dick who's bleeding from the nose: "Why's he bleeding?"

Jason: "Because he's an idiot."

Tim: "Oh cool, I didn't know that idiocy caused people to start spontaneously bleeding from the nose."

Jason: "Yeah, I think it's a new phenomenon."

Damian: *suddenly appears behind Tim*

Damian: "And since it's a new phenomenon, it needs more evidence."

Jason and Dick: "DAMIAN NO-"

Damian: *punches Tim in the face*

[sunsetsover]

robert upon meeting his low budget replacement

[refractionrailway]

on an unrelated note it's so funny to me that they keep making Heathcliff the defacto "we have an id who's in a position of leadership and we need someone to be their sidekick" sinner, guy who is so "hot dog or hamburger style boss" coded