#Sam & Kay

[achillyscomedown]

ngl the funniest part of fellowship of the ring is when sam tells frodo abt how he thinks gollum is following them and then they agree to not tell aragorn until the next day to ensure they don’t worry him. sam and frodo believe that aragorn, a literal ranger, didn’t realize that smeagol was following the company. they were the first ones to realize they were being followed by the little gremlin. like guys ik you think you’re smart, but aragorn is known for his tracking skills 💀 ur not special

[samwitcch]

lawrusso murder boyfriends just because

[vimesbootstheory]

Cobra Kai Season 6 Date Announcement

[nyaskitten]

Call me insane because I've only seen s7 once, but genuinely I feel like it would've made more sense for Kai to be the one hesitant to think his parents are traitors, and Nya is the one fully willing to believe that, no? The thing is, Kai KNEW his parents, if even only for like 6 years, if only even having vague memories of them, but Nya? She probably barely remembered them, or didn't remember them at all! What reason would She have to care about them? She doesn't seem to care all that much in Seabound after all...

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Danny PHANTOM???? I hardly KNOW him?

[robbyykeene]

Cobra Kai universe tumblr dash simulator

🙍🏼 abolishdads

important context: my dad sucks

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🪲 notbluebeetle

guys if this post gets 300 notes i'll make sure to thank Bofa in my sekai tai winners speech

🥋 myfathersdaughter

who????

🪲 notbluebeetle

Bofa DEEZ NUTS hahahahaha GOTCHA

🥋 myfathersdaughter

I'm breaking up with you.

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i loav compuperrrrrrrshhns snajajakjs d snaa z

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trapped in the torture chamber again (forced to do karate with my dad)

#if he tries to get me to wax one more of his stupid cars im calling cps #personal

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not evil anymore i want to be loved now

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“Maiming and killing is bad its against the law” God forbid women do anything anymore

🥋 myfathersdaughter

my sister in christ you literally stabbed me

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and i'll do it again anytime you want princess 😘

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#emo #sadboy #my dad sucks #i hate my dad #daddy issues #mommy issues #sadblr

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The karate mob has arrested me for feminism crimes and at dawn I will be canceled without trial. They gave me a computer with one post in the chamber and said to do the honorable thing. I do not recognize my own country

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🥋 myfathersdaughter

HELLO????

🙍🏼 abolishdads

oh so you've got time to learn how to meme but not to call me back?

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it feels like only a week ago I had to explain uber to you...they grow up so fast

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guys relax @notbluebeetle made it for him

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way to kill the joke dude

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Alright listen up girls, gals, and nonbinary pals. You probably know a user going by the username @tortureiscool and might have even interacted with them personally. In real life their name is Terry Silver, and despite what some recent publicity stunts will try to convince you, they are deeply problematic. Recently I've seen a lot of thirst posts hailing him as a 'zaddy' and calling him the 'only ethical billionaire' (😒😒😒) so I needed to come on here set the record straight. In this post I'll be going in depth on some of the more fucked up things he's done over the years, so a big content warning for: abuse, grooming, gaslighting, psychosexual torture, unhealthy bdsm practices, drug abuse, the vietnam war, environmental pollution, and most importantly billionaire shenanigans. Also a BIG thank you to @larusso-auto-offical for helping compile this post. Read more

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reblog if you agree @tortureiscool @larusso-auto-official @neverdies @johnny16289293018276377282

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holy shit

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[nymoshopper]

DUUUUUUDEEEEE

[avadaniels]

The Newsreader + No Context (requested by @poofterfaggot) bonus with context:

[gaffney]

I can’t believe it’s happening. We’re really gonna take Silver down. — Yeah. What can go wrong?

[dungeonpuppykai]

I don't get why people shit on mustaches because I am the ultimate 'stache whore. They're so fuckin' sexy. Like. A man who looks stern and intimidating in THAT kinda way??? Pull me over your knee, sir. Thank you very much.

[samwitcch]

quick piece for the @ckreversebang! an au where daniel joined cobra kai and johnny and daniel act like they're still enemies... but its secret relationship :)

[danielslaw]

DANIEL LARUSSO AND SAMANTHA LARUSSO HUGS THROUGH THE SERIES COBRA KAI

[gemini-sensei]

CK characters react to Reader catching the bouquet at a wedding (they're her plus one)

Miguel: blushes and smiles, a little awkward but internally freaking out inside because what were the chances? Really? he's a cheesy romantic though, so he's sees it as a sign.

Sam: blushes a lot but shows her excitement, giggling and hugging Reader. It's super cute and she makes jokes about it being their fate.

Robby: doesn't know what to think. Kind of just forgets where he's at until Reader yells at him "Robby, look!" while waving the bouquet in the air. He smiles at her because her excitement is sweet and endearing, but boy did the initial catch give him a bit of a scare.

Tory: doesn't take it seriously and makes jokes about it. "Guess we're the next brides," she says and rolls her eyes. Gets mad and defensive if someone else makes a joke about it though, because deep down she'd love nothing more than to marry Reader.

Demetri: chokes on his drink and almost dies, not even kidding. He coughs and hacks for several minutes and someone has to slap him on the back a few times. Reader even gets the impression that he wouldn't want to marry her, to which he has to clarify that he's going to do that on his own terms and not because of someone else's wedding bouquet toss.

Yasmine: screams and jumps around, clapping her hands in excitement. She was so close to catching the bouquet but is so happy yReader caught it instead. Thinks Reader looks holding it but would look better in a white dress 😏

Moon: smiles and claps with everyone, then winks at Reader. Her mission is to make Reader blush while holding that bouquet. She looks sweet and innocent but her girlfriend caught those flowers and she'll be damned if she doesn't take advantage of this opportunity.

Hawk: laughs so loud in some sort of accomplishment and hugs Reader, kissing her face all over. She tries shoving him off, but he just laughs and says, "Nah, you can't get rid of me that easily now." Secretly already has a ring picked out and this was just confirmation for him to ask her already.

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Can I get on Danny Phantom tumblr again?!???

[bonsai-babies]

They're the most father and daughter ever

[robbyykeene]

Season 6 date announcement trailer!