Alfred: Have you and Ms. Kyle made your relationship official yet?
Battinson: No :(
Selina: What? Yes, we did!
Battinson: ????
Selina: You asked me to be your girlfriend a month ago.
Battinson: But you didn’t say yes :(
Selina: Because I kissed you!!
Battinson:
Battinson: …so was that a maybe?
Selina: Bruce!!
Battinson: You never answered the question
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