#Sexiest Joke

[kumzorg]

@decafbat this yours?

[heavenbarnes]

just seen monkey man

[softiedingo]

THIS is the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE.

[heuffopla]

Living on your own is fun until you can't open the FUCKING BOTTLE.

[wulfhalls]

the thing about being a kendall girlie though is you want him to win but wanting him to win means he's gonna self destruct on the way there. like we either get sober maybe genuinely happy kendall or we get kendall killing himself trying to be logan 2.0 and i'm not sure which is winning

kendall when ken girlies are winning

kendall when ken girlies are losing

[radioactivedelorean]

clown island

[joshsindigostreak]

I’m just leaving this here

[xoxratedkitten]

if you're not following my instagram (main or alt) you're seriously missing out on my impulsive manic episodes of hypersexual instagram story posting

[kidvoodoo]

I like the new hair…. it’s giving 2004 butch lesbian I was there because I am an old man

Also I have definitely done this exact haircut and color when I had my first gf 🫥

[hauntedradiotower]

I LOVE THE SPIRAL afksndf holy shit I love the Spiral so much. i love you michael i love you helen. i love you things that are not what they seem. i love you man who isn’t there and worker of impossible clay sculptures, i love you “is a thing evil when it embodies its nature?” i love you unreliable narrator and i love you illusion and i love you abstract fear of madness incarnate. i love you fractals and lightning and unreality and mazes and architecture that doesn’t make sense and lands that never existed. i love you paradoxes i love you contradictions i love you absurdity. 

i hate you paranoia and rumination and faulty memory and depersonalization and insomnia, but i love to see how characters struggle with you and come out the other side. i love you characters with a crisis of identity, i love you characters in DENIAL about your crisis of identity, i love you characters that accept your identity and unapologetically revel in your own weird existence.

i love you powerful tricksters that don’t know what you want, and i love you powerful tricksters that are just here to have fun, existing as a bright and twisted contradiction in a ruined world. i love you, character foil that disorients the somber protagonist with a smile.

i love you “ecstasy of becoming”. i love hate love you existentialism and limitless questioning. i love you eldritch horror that defies description or classification. i love you volatile manifestation of lies that can only exist with truth at your center. i love you, anything that turns the paradigm of reality upside down and shakes it to see what falls out. 

i love u Spiral <3

[somedaytakethetime]

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Do I understand him at all? No. Have I watched this on loop? Yes.

[anothermonikan]

I see too many people reblog from that amtrak blog considering they appear to very much be. not normal. about objectum people. unless I'm missing some kind of meta context here

[itsgrandmasguy]

iygiygi

[radioclashh]

STOPPPP EVERYTHING JAPPE IS IN LIVIGNO?

[my-chemical-rot]

At the show they made a joke about how fucking a rhythm guitarist is about as lame as fucking a bass player or whatever and that just proves to me GWAR is getting too old & out of touch with modern teenagers 😞 They are from a generation where lead guitarists were suuuuuch hot shit & they have no idea that today young people online all have the hots for bass players

[gaystardykeco]

going to be single forever bc tabitha succession is the only woman that could ever understand my complex mind