#Showtape

[shoddities]

Audio from the Major Magics animatronic show featuring Barbara Stringband (One of my personal favorite animatronics) singing The Main Event and Stoney End. Both songs from her name sake Barbra Streisand!

[fauxfickle]

AAAROOON!!!!!

DON'T HIDE ALL THE LOST FOOTAGE BEHIND A PAYWALL!!

I'M NOT PAYING $65 DOLLARS FOR YOUR STUPID PREMIUM CHANNEL!!!!

AAAARRROOOONNNN!!!!!

[fancyrat89]

Tux tells a cheesy joke

[rolfe-dewolfe-fan-page]

Gonna listen to

The Rock-afire Explosion (Corporate Voiced) - Working / Summertime (June 1987) Now

Live reactions will be posted

[dogofthejunkyard]

felt like posting my rockafire headcanons i made a few months ago (very long)

1975 wolf pack 5 ages: dingo 22, fatz 48, beach bear 19, queenie 29, wolfman 58

beach bear is 24 when the rockafire starts in 1980, 3 years out of college

went to college from 18-21, joined the wp5 at 19 one year into college (english major)

wolf pack 5 ran from 1975-1977 before breaking up due to creative differences and infighting between the band

3 years of fatz and beach bear doing mostly duo gigs with some joining and leaving bands sprinkled in-between. they're great friends at this point, sort of mentor/student type friendship but still very close outside of music stuff

late 1979 they decide to start their own band (which is why fatz and beach bear tend to seem like the main "leaders" of the center stage)

they try to get dingo back but he doesn't really gaf (also he was kind of an asshole anyway)

mini doesnt want to return either because her and beach bear are on bad terms but she does recommend fatz to audition her younger sister mitzi who sings for a childrens girl group band(??? i cant remember the term)

dooks playing in like several bands in typical drummer fashion, no connection to any of the main cast at this point. recently moved to florida from new orleans to try and make a start for himself in life. they find him one way or another and he joins, eventually making rock afire his main gig

rolfe, son of the wolfman, was the original announcer, audio engineer, and occasional lighting technician for the wolf pack 5. he moved to las vegas after the band broke up in an effort to make a quick buck (think those elvis impersonators you have to pay to take a picture with or snake oil salesmen) later on, he began working as a street ventriloquist. fatz and beach had been searching for months for a backstage technician since they werent able to keep up anymore and were desperate. they eventually caved and decided to call rolfe and offered him the job due to his previous experience with working behind the scenes in the wolf pack 5. rolfe, unhappy with being stuck with just a backstage job, would only agree if they offered him a spot on the mainstage as well, and they eventually compromised. he and earl are the main audio engineers when not onstage (as seen in Gee, Our 1st Album!)

bonus: klunk became the official manager of the band around the same time rolfe was hired. longtime friends with fatz. he's the manager of showbiz and the one that got the band the gig there in the first place, as previously the band was just playing anywhere they could. does a lot of backstage work along with rolfe, earl, and looney bird but mainly focuses on the restaurant and customer service side of things. occasionally works alongside rolfe to do the band's marketing when rolfe gets too self-centered and needs to be kept in check

i dont have it fully thought out for billy bob and looney bird yet, but looney bird is the main lighting technician for the stage and does a lot of repairs

[dook-s-dad]

Showtape Intermission Banter:

“All Eyes on Dook”

After 40 years of playing in the band, Dook gets confronted that he’s been doing it wrong the whole time.

- written by Yoshi

FATZ: (looks at Dook) ya know what Dook?

DOOK: (looks at Fatz, puzzled) what?

FATZ: people sayin’ yor not playin’ those drums correc’lay

DOOK: huh?

FATZ: (assertive) they sayin’ yor not hold’n those drum sticks ya got in yo hands right

DOOK: (confused) well how am I suppose’ tuh hold ‘em?

FATZ: in your hand—

DOOK: (cuts off Fatz, raises voice) I am! look! they’uh in mah hands. What are you gettin’ on about Fatz?

FATZ: (shaking head in disapproval) no no no no no, you didn’t lemme finish

DOOK: (annoyed, raises voice) I’m hold’n ‘em in my hands!

FATZ: (calmly and quietly) Dook.

DOOK: (responds calmly) yeah.

FATZ: they’uh sayin’ that yor holdin’ them like how a caveman would hold uh spoon

DOOK: huh, what’s that suppose’ tuh mean? What’s a caveman, what’s a spoon? Yo makin’ no sense to me Fatz.

FATZ: basic’lay, you’uh hold’n em too tight… and at the wrong angle too

DOOK: (confused) what does that have tuh do wit cavemen and spoons?

FATZ: never mind the cavemen and spoons, I shouldn’t have brought that up, had I known you’d get so confused

DOOK: what’s that suppose’ tuh mean? You sayin’ I’m stupid? (Looks around center stage) Guys, yo’ not gonna let Fatz talk tuh me like this, right?!

MITZI: (quietly and politely engages) well… I mean Fatz may be onto something

BEACH BEAR: (calm and collective, talks slowly) listen Dook, there’s nothing wrong with learning that you’re not particularly the greatest at something

DOOK: (raises voice) what?! Are you guys bein’ serious right now?!

BEACH BEAR: I think we’re making a polite attempt to articulate to you that it maybe time you start considering the steps to improve yourself as a drummer, that’s all

DOOK: (regular volume, but rude) Beach Bear, do I even need tuh get started on yo’ guitar playin’ oh’vuh there. Ya know, I try to stay quiet bout it cuz it don’t really mattuh, but if this is what we’re gettin’ at today, then—

FATZ: (cuts Dook off) alright alright, we’re gettin’ off track, let’s get back tuh what we was talking bout earlier

BEACH BEAR: yeah, let’s get back to that Fatz

DOOK: (still not over it, continues conversation) ok… you told me that all I gotta do is hit this drum in front of me with these sticks, and occasionally hit dis metal thing on the side too, dats it… and dats what I’ve been doin’

FATZ: When did I say that?

Dook: when you picked me up off thuh streets, remembuh? I was lookin’ for a gig to help save up fo’ a trip tuh space… then you came along sayin’ yor in a band or somethin’, and that band needed a drummuh… I didn’t know what dat was, but you was like, “no problem man, can you pick up these sticks and hit this drum in front of ya?”, and I said “really, that’s all I gotta do?”, then you gave me the gig… and here we are 40 years latuh and now you’re complainin’??

FATZ: is that really how it went?

DOOK: yes.

FATZ: I find that very hard to believe, but I would rather not keep this conversation goin’ any longer

DOOK: no Fatz, you started it. You insulted me. You know how sensitive I am about y’all making fun of me

FATZ: Dook, Dook, Dook, no one is making fun of you

MITZI: Yeah Dook, we’re not making fun of you

DOOK: you are.

FATZ: no I am not, I am providing you with the people’s constructive criticism

DOOK: (confused) construction wha’?

FATZ: constructive criticism… it’s how you learn to improve

MITZI: yeah, I think they’re just trying to be helpful

DOOK: by insultin’ me?

FATZ: no, that’s not what they’uh doin’

DOOK: so what do they want me tuh do?

FATZ: I think we need to teach you how tuh properly drum, that’s what they sayin’

DOOK: 40 years latuh man?? You can’t teach this old dog new tricks. Where was dis conversation 35 years ago??

FATZ: Dook don’t act like you wouldn’t be actin’ the exact same way have we had this conversation 35 years ago

DOOK: umm… ak’shuallllyyyy—

FATZ: (cuts Dook off) do you want the money or not?

DOOK: (begrudgingly complies) fine.

FATZ: very well, we’ll continue this discussion later. Sorry to keep you folks wait—

DOOK: (cuts Fatz off) hold up, you are not apologizin’ to them for somethin’ you started?!

FATZ: (ignores Dook) folks, I apologize fo’ that delay in our show, we are gettin’ started—

DOOK: (shakes head) unbelievable.

FATZ: (Fatz continues speaking ignoring Dook) with our next medley that we’ve been working on perfecting for y’all

DOOK: (begrudgingly looks away from Fatz towards stage right)

[lagworks]

I still cant believe he said this

[furreyra]

I want to see live footage of Fatz's Time Machine just to know WHAT was going on during this part

[chiimeramanticore]

"yeah, they was usin' it as a doorstop!"

doodle commission for @noodles-doodles-yeee! thanks again for commissioning me :]

[shoddities]

The first of the 3(or maybe 4) original recording Birthday showtapes from Major Magics we have, there are a total of 5 birthday showtapes we know of but one of them is just "BIRTHDAY" by the Beatles in a faster speed.

This is Major showing himself being a Major by having a military march birthday song.

[fauxfickle]

Pizza Time Playhouse showtape idea because I'm bored

Segment 1: (Intro)

Intro

The Heart of Rock And Roll

Segment 2: (Movie Music)

Maniac

Fame

Hopelessly Devoted to You

Call Me

Segment 3: (Original Songs)

The Bass Man

Dragstrip in the Sky

Segment 4: (Golden Years of Rock & Roll)

Little Darlin'

Who Put the Bomp?

Let's Go To The Hop

In The Still of The Night

Segment 5: (Foxy's Show)

Drunken Sailor

Clancy Lowered the Boom

Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder?

Blackpool Belle

Segment 6: (Slice of Americana)

My Country Tis of Thee

Your A Grand Old Flag

When Johnny Comes Marching Home

God Bless America

Segment 7: (Beatles Medley)

I Want to Hold Your Hand

All My Loving

Good Day Sunshine

Twist and Shout

When I Saw Her Standing There

Segment 8: (The Beach)

Kokomo

Rock Lobster

Surfin' USA

Copacabana

Segment 9: (Country Western)

Red River Valley

I Walk The Line

Dang Me

Pizza Time Blues

Segment 10: (Not sure what to call this segment but Foxy would use their hook to play spoons with like this but at 1.5x speed)

When The Saints Go Marching In

Hit That Jive Jack

Segment 11: (Car Songs)

Check My Custom Machine

Hey Little Cobra

Black Denim Trousers and Motorcycle Boots

Born To Be Wild

Segment 12: (Outro)

We Built This City

Outro Medley

[britishchick09]

rolfe and earl in chapter 1 of 'rock-afire roadtrip'!

the last part of this was finally completed thanks to @rolfe-dewolfe-fan-page reblogging my first fic post! ;)

...

As the Rock-afire sang of becoming an atom bomb, Rolfe trudged backstage, the metallic rainbow steamers of his stage fluttering.

"What ridiculous lyrics! We're not literally an explosion!" he muttered. "Or they're not. I, the superior Rolfe de Wolfe, will have no part in this!"

"I have an advertisement on the showtape, stupid!" Earl reminded him. "And if you can't get on the stage, neither can I!"

Rolfe groaned. "How can you even think of being in this cheap propaganda? I thought you knew better than this!"

"I do… but you don't! Besides, it ain't cheap, it's free! The Colander Gazette's gonna have a picture of you in it, you know."

A wave of haughtiness passed through Rolfe. He asked, "…It does? Me? Earl, tell me… did they get my good side?"

"Nah, they got your face!" Rolfe rolled his eyes while striding to the storage room, where a big poster board attached to a stick was waiting on a table. With a marker in one hand and Earl in the other, he wrote 'D', 'O'-

"Your sign's crooked, man." Earl pointed out.

"I thought you were a supporter!" Rolfe said.

"I am! I just don't want you to look even more stupid than you already do!"

Rolfe grumbled. He used Earl's head to rotate the poster board, causing the puppet to ask, "Hey, what are you doin' man?" and a fluffy of muffled protests. Once the board was straight, Rolfe finished writing.

"'Down with Colanders'," Earl read. "Shouldn't it be 'Down with Colander Night'?"

Rolfe scoffed. "I'm not redoing the sign. Honestly, can't they think of something better to do? Something like… like…"

The wolf was quiet for a solid half minute.

"Ha! You can't even top 'em!"

"Small Appliances Night!" Rolfe exclaimed with a snap of his claws. "Yes, everyone would go to Kmart and pick up a shiny, beautiful appliance to put on their head," He gave a cocky smile. "A much better idea than some colander."

"I ain't puttin' no dishwasher on my face."

"I said small appliance."

"Meh, it's all big to me."

"Like a… a…" Rolfe lowered his head to think. "Oh, like toasters and crock pots and Mix Master blenders! It's gonna be a national movement! The president will strap a toaster to his face! We'll have national ambassadors and it's gonna be incredible! Don't you see, Earl? We're gonna have history on our hands!" He frowned as he suddenly realized, "Hmm. Well, a mixer would be a little dangerous. And a mini fridge is even stupider than a colander! But I'm not going back on the crock pot!"

"And you thought you were the smart one."

Rolfe rolled his eyes. He held up his sign, picturing the guests at Showbiz heartily agreeing with him.

'Down with Colander Night, Down with Colander Night!'.

Then multiple people would say, 'Rolfe has the right idea.' 'Oh, of course he does. He always has the right idea.' 'Wait, who's Rolfe?'  'Only the coolest member of the band. He should take center stage and kick those other guys out on the curb!' 'Who need a colander when you could put a pot on your head? I'm allergic to spaghetti, anyways.'  'I'm gonna go to Kmart tomorrow and buy out all the pots they have. Then we'll all take part in Crock Pot Night!'

'Yay, Crock Pot Night!' everyone would cheer. 'Boo, Colander Night!'

'That wolf is such a genius for coming up with that. He should get a big, fat raise!'

'Rolfe! Rolfe! Rolfe! Rolfe! Rolfe! Rolfe! Rolfe! Rolfe!'

"Rolfe… ROLFE!"

Earl had cut into the crowd's cheers.

Rolfe blinked back to reality, giving his yellow friend a look as he asked, "What was that for? I was universally beloved!"

Earl scoffed. "The only way you'll get the world to love you is if you quit Showbiz! And don't think about worming your way into regular showbiz."

Rolfe rolled his eyes. He suddenly realized that Billy Bob was singing,

Maybe baby, I'll have you somedayyy…

[rolfe-dewolfe-fan-page]

"Do you think Rolfe Will like it?"

"Uh Billybob, where did you get this?"

[rainbowcatz123]

I love how Crusty randomly starts singing in that money song because it sounds like he was just enjoying the music and decided to join in

Also, correct me if I’m wrong, but I think that’s the only showtape where Crusty meows

[marsithefox]

Can u draw foxy Colleen :3

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