#Snailnesmee

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Here it is @welp-heregoessomething

I'm both horrified and amused. And i spend way too much time on this.

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Look only reason why I'm adding this is because I really need everyone to understand the true nature of Snailnesmee (and actually Renesmee)

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And after the big battle of Breaking Shell, Bella, Edward and Snailnesmee had all the time in the world to have a nice slide through the forest. One big happy family.

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"Edward kissed Renesmee’s forehead and both her cheeks, then he lifted her to Jacob’s shoulder. She scrambled agilely onto his back, pulling herself into place with handfuls of his fur, and fit herself easily into the dip between his massive shoulder blades."

You're welcome.

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So Snailight.

This is my first poll, which is embarrassing. However, I had this thought and I just couldn't really figure it out. Somehow this seems important. Please explain your vote in the notes if you can.

Here's a baby picture of Snailnesmee in case you've missed it before

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Coming to you this summer

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Team Jacob

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Thanks Renesmee poll for suddenly giving me a burst of dislike!

30 tags of me ranting... An accomplishment. Apparently you can't add more (didn't know that).

I realized that the only time I'm not irritated or disgusted with this character is thinking of my Snailnesmee... Which is weird on it's own, but realizing I can make this au in my head and actually be fully convinced she's a predator, and say that and no one came to defend her (because they don't want to be associated with her, me or maybe even agree), gives me more peace.

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Actual Snailnesmee baby picture

(look I know the Cullens are supposed to be snail too, but this is funnier)

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Snailight thoughts.. Again

One of the Cullens needs to have mind control or something, or the power of illusion. There is no way everyone else in Forks (and around it) can't see actual snails in highschool.

Or Carlisle sliding up the operation table and... Not even having hands to operate.

So... Bella clearly can block it with her mental shield and sees the truth, but still being dazzled by Edward. But everyone else just thinks they're normal.

(ok wedding scene just popped up in my head where there's just snails everywhere and most people just don't even realize, even if they constantly step in gooey stuff!😭)

And I picture Edward on Bella's nightstand when he's watching her sleep.

Can you imagine how long the treck towards the meadow will take?! Bella can easily keep up, but it takes over 2 days to get there.

Snailnesmee can't use her gift, because she doesn't have hands!! Would she slither on people so she can show them what she wants.

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Snailight started with this video:

then I replied with this (witness @welp-heregoessomething being the prompter, blame her, she asked me to create Snailnesmee, my greatest invention ever):

Then it turned into madness 🤷‍♀️

I feel just in case this will continue and grows huge (🤭😂) I need to record the progress.

Snailight does show up in the tags and I'm planing to take over. Like an evil genius. (Maybe without the genius part)

(mostly because I feel some people will see this come by and have no idea why this exist and why there's sudden new material. And why anyone would do this. I don't know. But I really am having all kinds of thought about this snail au and they are all amusing me. Mostly I want people just to join in because, please help me feel less weird)

(there's also the big understandable reason people get it just fine and are disturbed and want to ignore it, which is likely, but let me desperately explain why you should embrace it and participate even not being a twilight fan; you don't need to be a fan... This is literally a snail au....)