#snail! Renesmee

[theinheriteddutchess]

Here it is @welp-heregoessomething

I'm both horrified and amused. And i spend way too much time on this.

[sniffanimal]

Been a while since her last glamor shots 🐌🥕

[chapuyes]

Ok the big snail? Their name is cardamon

The big one but slightly smaller? Ceci

The medium sized ones? All of them? Jasper (subject to change, I just like the idea of a snail named jasper)

All the babies? Most of which won’t survive to adulthood? Renesmee in honor of twilight effervescent meme. If any of them grow to adulthood they’ll get bespoke names :3

Babies had hatched a few days to a week b4 I adopted these guys and then a clutch hatched like the day I got them, so I have a babies issue. I’ve read you’re supposed to sort out the runts but since I have a few clutches that weren’t hatched together I’m struggling with that lmao. I’m going to be so careful to find eggs from the adults and dispose of em in the future, the babies are harder to care for

[mylittlenudger]

This is one of those pinned posts for anyone who comes across my blog on mobile! I thought it might make things a whole lot easier haha. To sum up my blog, Renesmee Cullen IS A TWILIGHT CANON RP BLOG CREATED IN 2023 that is MUTUALS ONLY but always happy to make new friends 😁❤

GUIDELINES

‘SHORT’ BIOGRAPHY

FULL BIOGRAPHY

VERSES

OPEN STARTERS

THREAD TAG (to get an idea of my writing since I tend to post drafts in bunches after a few days of writing like a slow snail)

MEME TAG (but please don’t treat me like a memes resource blog: just reblog from the source if you don’t wish to send anything)

❤ IMPORTANT: Please note that I will not write with anyone on Renesmee who doesn't write with me on any of my oc accounts - ( rosefromdeath / vervainlacedveins / progenyofprongs / perceivedpast ). The main reason being I don't want people to be throwing their muses at my canon while brushing my ocs aside. So I'd just prefer only to be writing with those on Renesmee who show an interest in my ocs as well. Thank you! ✨

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Bella: Edward, I named our daughter Renesmee after my mother Renee and your mother Esme :)

The ghost of Elizabeth Masen watching over them:

[queertwilight]

Me, reading the scene where Jacob imprints on Resume:

[twilightin2021wow]

Twilight side of Tumblr

I know I never really post on here I only reblog but you guys are like a family to me! I’m so glad to still be in love with Twilight in 2019. It’s honestly crazy how many of us still are in love with it. I’ve only ever talked to a few of you on here but everyone I’ve talked to has been super nice. Anyway I’d like to get to know you all some more so send me a message or an ask! Let’s be friends 💖

[jerdynn]

What custom Webkinz do you want to make next? Have you seen how some people sew custom Webkinz?

uuuum i dont know anything about sewing them, i just used a random snail plushie for renesmee. and i really dont know what i want to make next bc i dont have any more plushless pets

[himborpheus]

wait ... renesmee is the name of edward and bella’s daughter and edward thinks snails are effervescent and there’s multiple nicknames that could come out of the horrible name that is renesmee (see: nessie) well you know who else goes by nessie? the loch ness monster. some people theorize that nessie is just a giant slug which is much like a snail which edward once called effervescent and no I don’t know where I’m going with this and I don’t care that this is a wendy’s I won’t calm down-

[slipavvay]

“What if I’m not a hero? What if I’m the bad guy?” - Edward Cullen intro!

⌜ •°  ✦  °• — ansel elgort + he/him + cismale + twilight .┆this is your stop . welcome to 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒 .  you must be EDWARD CULLEN . a little birdie told me you’re looking for ALDERWOOD CEMETERY , it’s not too far from here and i’m sure your EMOTIONAL , STUBBORN + PROTECTIVE self will lead you down the right path . you’ve had TWENTY ONE / ONE HUNDRED AND NINETEEN years of experience anyway . what were you saying ? you DO remember PROTECTING RENESMEE ? oh well, good luck with that ! hey , before you go , has anyone ever told you that you give off a PLAYING THE PIANO AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT, DESPERATELY TRYING TO BLOCK OUT THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD, AND GIVING UP EVERYTHING TO BE WITH YOUR FAMILY vibe ? i better get going , enjoy your stay ! ── maggie , she/her , 26 , cst .

Edward’s wiki can be found here (x)

He’s dramatic af and is my only straight character in this bitch

He is broody and hangs out in the cemetery all the time for aesthetic of it all

Also hopes to find a snail or two in there

He remembers everything and that’s his curse 😔 

Well that and hearing everyone’s inner thoughts

He WILL monologue if given the chance so don’t give him the chance

Honestly he just needs socialization help so let’s interact, and if there’s anything you don’t know but want to just let me know!

[fandomshatewomen]

How Twilight fandom still is confused why people think Edward Cullen is a creepy abusive? There's so many posts about it and the entire book series has him being creepy (especially in Midnight Sun, when he thought in murder the kids from school to get Bella's blood and wanted to kill Jacob's tribe).

They are not confused, they purposefully ignore them. They know damn well that Jacob’s actions are wrong, but when it comes to Edward’s they just brush them off, and we know why. They play lip-service to loving all the female characters in the series but then, they also stan all the abusive men in their lives. They want to “fix” Twilight, but none of those fixes include setting Edward on fire or... you know, at the very least make him atone for his actions? 

None of them acknowledge Carlisle’s objectification of Rosalie, when he turns her into a vampire with the hopes that she’ll be a romantic/sexual partner for Edward when she’s just been gang-raped to death by her fiance and his friends. Nobody ever talks about how Carlisle and Edward talk about her as if she was an object, saying that it’d be a “waste” for her to die, and how Edward thinks there is something “wrong” with her, the girl that just got gang-raped to death by her fiance and his friends (terribly unfortunate implications in a series that upholds virginity and chastity as the most important thing evah, where premarital sex is a sin as bad as murder -or worse).

I haven’t seen even one mention of Edward and Carlisle planning to force Bella into having an abortion in Breaking Dawn. Absolutely nobody ever talks about Edward manipulating Jacob into telling Bella that why won’t she abort her baby and maybe fuck Jacob so she can get pregnant by him? No matter her wishes in the matter. Edward just tries to barter away his wife’s womb. Just like that. For how much they do criticize Jacob, nobody talks about him agreeing to do this. Agrees to manipulate a dying, pregnant woman into giving up the child she wants so badly into killing it so that she can have a child he approves of. That doesn’t have unfortunate implications, either, you know, it’s not as though women weren’t (and aren’t) made to abort or kill their newborn daughters in hopes that in their next pregnancies they get a son (aka female infanticide or foeticide). In this case, it’s not about killing the baby because it’s the wrong sex, but because it’s the wrong species. 

It seems as if “stalking” and maybe if you’re lucky “kidnapping” are the only things that are mentioned as bad by the Twilight fandom, but even then it’s just in passing, then it’s back to laughing at Edward’s love for snails and Carlisle the best father evah and Jacob the creeper but ‘cause his brown not ‘cause he’s actually a creeper y’know.

How many people of those Twilight Feminists ever defend or acknowledge the situation of the imprinted quileute girls? Claire, Emily, Kim, Rachel...? If they mentioned an imprentee it’s only Renesmee, and they don’t talk about her much, either.

Basically, for a fandom that claims to hate Meyer and want to fix Twilight, they put special attention into the white family, without caring about its dysfunctionalities, aka the abusive men in them. ~mod a.

[theinheriteddutchess]

I sometimes draw...

@welp-heregoessomething @theregencyreticule

[sniffanimal]

I don't think I showed him here but Zach has a snail now too, this is Milton, the Pacific sideband!! he's in a temp box for now but he'll be getting an enclosure like Renesmee's this weekend

[volturialice]

renesmee contest winners!

Yep, that’s right: for better or worse, there were 147 little Renesmees born in the US in 2018!

The most accurate guesser and winner of this horrifying effervescent mask? @bellaauroraswan, who came closest with her guess of 137!

And congrats to @prizedchinchilla, who was the only person to predict the correct answers to all 5 bonus questions and wins this charming, effervescent soap dispenser! (see below the cut for those answers!)

honorable mentions to @daphnc, @edytheelizabethcullen, @wondrouswandering, and @bellaauroraswan again for guessing 4/5 correct answers each. I made y’all the following badge out of clip art:

(feel free to pm me for the larger, nicely cropped jpeg lmao)

and finally, the RNG has spoken: our randomly chosen winner of this realistic sticky snail is @emmettmccartycullen!

@ winners, slide into my dms to claim your prize!

bonus question answers below the cut:

1. Which name do you think was most popular for boys born in 2018?

56% of you guessed the correct answer, which was Emmett at #114!

2. Which name do you think was most popular for girls born in 2018?

53% of you got it right: Bella, at #48!

3. Which name do you think rose the most in the rankings for boys in 2018?

37% of you guessed it: Jasper, which rose 30 places!

4. Which name do you think rose the most in the rankings for girls in 2018?

this was a close one, with only 17% of you predicting the right answer: Esme beat out Rosalie by a hair, climbing 28 places!

5. Which misspelling of Renesmee do you think was most popular in 2018?

And finally, half of you correctly predicted that it was Renesmae, with 33 births!

[theinheriteddutchess]

Look only reason why I'm adding this is because I really need everyone to understand the true nature of Snailnesmee (and actually Renesmee)

[theinheriteddutchess]

I know I made it by someone else's suggestion. But it's one of the things I'm really proud of. So I'm going to post it for myself as well.

I present to you