#twilight! snail au

[theinheriteddutchess]

Here it is @welp-heregoessomething

I'm both horrified and amused. And i spend way too much time on this.

[edworm-cullen]

Effervescent

[perduedansmatete]

dimanche ennui donc liste (certainement pas exhaustive) de moi à moi des artistes que j'ai déjà vu en concert, de ceux que je vois bientôt, de ceux que j'aimerais voir et de ceux que je RÊVE de pouvoir écouter en live un jour:

concerts faits dans un ordre totalement approximatif:

julien doré (petite, j'étais amoureuse de lui et je me souviens d'avoir eu mal au cœur quand il chantait winnipeg)

jeanne cherhal (petite aussi, j'étais absorbée car elle avait chanté quelques chansons suspendue à un cercle en l'air)

olivia ruiz (toute mon enfance)

la grande sophie

the dedicated nothing (ils ont fait un album on en a plus jamais entendu parler et je les avais vu dans une boutique longboard comme c'était des surfeurs mdr)

the dø (dans un festival paumé en vendée, j'étais la plus heureuse)

george ezra

the black lilys

radio elvis 2x

feu! chatterton 3x (j'ai l'impression de faire l'amour quand j'entends arthur teboul chanter en live, un des trois concerts était en plein air vers l'océan c'était beau et poétique)

grand blanc

jumaï

chevalrex

pr2b

clarika (toute mon enfance, dans la voiture avec ma mère)

the limiñanas (inattendu, jamais écouté avant de les voir mais si cher à mon cœur maintenant)

girls in hawaii (souvenirs d'adolescence)

genghar (concert avec mon père dernièrement, j'écoutais beaucoup adolescente aussi)

sallie ford 2x

norma 2x (elle fait fondre mon cœur j'aimerais qu'elle perce)

mattiel

the twilight sad

las aves

prudence (la chanteuse de the dø, on avait gagné un concours avec ma sœur!!)

cate hortl

clara luciani 3x

pomme 2x

franz ferdinand 2x

arctic monkeys 2x (dont une fois catastrophique à rock en seine, des amitiés se sont brisées, des crises d'angoisses, un son merdique)

the strokes (son merdique et problèmes techniques car rock en seine mais j'étais au max)

ledher blue

the cure (que dire de plus??? 3h de the cure en live c'est le paradis)

depeche mode (que des bangers, je m'en remets pas encore)

pi ja ma (choupette, je l'aime depuis la nouvelle star)

delilah bon (à la fin de son concert on a eu droit à tous les chants de manifs de gauchos sans aucune raison pendant 20 minutes et c'était génial)

kalika

fontaines dc (je veux les revoir)

ethel cain (c'était thérapeutique)

angel olsen

lucy dacus (très vite)

tamino 4x (je l'adore de tout mon cœur mais je fais une pause je l'ai trop vu)

ko ko mo 7x ou plus?? (découverts dans un festival paumé en vendée, depuis on les voit tous les ans)

jesse jo stark (trop sexy)

clemence violence

hachiku

jen cloher (lesbiennes australiennes je vous aime)

dynamite shakers

odezenne (j'ai pu chanter je veux te baiser en live c'était fantastique)

georgio (marque le début de la fin d'une amitié mais j'étais tellement heureuse ce soir là)

slowdive

frank carter and the rattlesnakes (ma sœur qui se fait une entorse dans un pogo)

the mysterines

yeule (premier concert toute seule, il m'a fait du bien)

sorry (chanteuse toute timide toute choupi mais génial et j'ai pu crier les paroles de there's so many people that want to be loved)

alexandra savior (écoutez là c'est un ordre)

sarah maison

sextile (concert génial soirée traumatisante)

wunderhorse (de vrais anglais qui s'en branlent de tout c'était cool)

no elevator

emma peters (j'écoute pas mais sympa)

skip the use (j'y allais en mode souvenirs, j'avais jamais écouté ses récents albums et le gars est trop chaud en live)

agar agar

nada surf (le chanteur est trop gentil <3)

hoorsees

adrien gallo (à défaut d'avoir pu voir les bb brunes... et j'étais aussi amoureuse de lui petite)

therapie taxi

nova twins (un de mes meilleurs concerts elles avaient une énergie trop folle)

la femme (mes meilleurs pogos)

tori amos (concert avec ma mère, icone)

l'impératrice 3x (2 fois sans que je veuille vraiment juste ils étaient dans des festivals et j'en peux plus leur scéno c'est toujours la même et c'est mou)

terrenoire

snail mail (mou)

parcels (j'écoute pas mais en concert c'est fou)

tame impala (l'impression d'avoir pris du lsd pendant 1h30)

gaz coombes (le chanteur de supergrass!!)

inhaler

idles (de loin mdr)

foals (mouais)

wet leg (absolument génial premier rang à crier toutes les paroles, tellement qu'il a plu et qu'on a fini le concert dans la boue)

yeah yeah yeahs

izia

the murder capital (amoureuse)

suzie stapleton

maddy street (une copine de ma sœur, c’est trop bien)

origine club renommé bonne nuit (à revoir c’est des vendéens et j’adore les vendéens pas fachos)

alice et moi

prochains concerts:

stoned jesus

dionysos (cadeau de noël pour mes parents, ils nous ont bercé avec)

air

ethel cain (encore)

mannequin pussy

cherry glazerr

lana del rey!!!!!!!!!

ko ko mo (pour la millième fois mdr)

eartheather (j'ai eu une place alors qu'il n'y en avait plus??? yaayyy)

artistes que j'aimerais voir:

yoa

the marias (ils avaient annulé la seule date qu'ils faisaient en france alors qu'on avait nos places avec ma meilleure amie, on leur en veut encore)

anna calvi

bar italia

the last dinner party

coco & clair clair

dora jar

king krule (on m'a empêché de prendre une place la dernière fois car apparemment il chante mal en live)

beach house

lebanon hanover

japanese breakfast

mitski

sally dige

deerhunter

tove lo (je l'ai raté à rock en seine...)

tv girl

sir chloe

hooverphonic

tomberlin

portugal. the man

last train

baxter dury

sophie meier

thao & the get down stay down

fka twigs

elita

yelle (je serai une femme accomplie le jour où je l'aurai vu)

artistes que je rêve de voir dans mes rêves les plus fous:

lush

soko (elle soignerait tous mes maux)

pulp

garbage

fiona apple (c'est beau de rêver)

the smashing pumpkins

courtney barnett (c'est une nécessité je connais tout par cœur)

siouxsie sioux

björk (ratée en septembre dernier...)

eels (mes parents y sont allés sans moi et sans me le dire????)

alt-j (j'écoute depuis trop longtemps pour ne jamais les avoir vu)

cults

pixies

iggy pop (icone, il faut, et je suis amoureuse de lui)

new order

interpol

massive attack (si je craque pour rock en seine...)

emiliana torrini

deftones

she wants revenge

hope sandoval

sigur rós

arcade fire (je crois que le chanteur est un agresseur sexuel. bon.)

the last shadow puppets

the white stripes mais bon... ou jack white

madonna...... mais je suis pauvre

si une âme charitable a tout lu et veut me fournir de quoi me payer des places de concerts je suis preneuse lol merci

[slopmaster9000]

twilight au where there's a snail that kills you if it touches you:

you get a text on your phone.. edward is at your house and he just messaged you, "just saw a snail... effervescent." you drop your phone in terror

[askstellarandfriends]

If these are next-gen characters, who is who's parents? (like who is Stellar's parents, who is Kunzite's parents, etc etc)

I'mma answer this one in text this time, this is a next gen AU. Not all of the characters are next gens. Stellar is just an OC (Who's parents will be revealed in time but if I say who now it will be very spoilery) Then some of the next gens ended up in this universe from another universe because they were either adopted or I just wanted to create them.

I can show a list of the current next gens though, fair warning, the list is long: Pixel Note: Button Mash x Sweetie Belle Apple Slice: Caramel Chance-A-Lot x Applejack Appleseed: Caramel Chance-A-Lot x Applejack Sharp Gleam: Diamond Tiara x Snips Gem Shine: Discord x Rarity (another universe transfer) Sunrise Illusion: Discord x Celestia Muffin: Doctor Whooves x Derpy Hooves Time Bubble: Doctor Whooves x Derpy Hooves Rose Seed: Feather Weight x Babs Seed Blue Ribbon: Flam x Cherry Jubilee Constellation Sparkle: Flash Sentry x Twilight Sparkle Apple Cider: Flim x Apple Fritter Apple Crisp: Big Macintosh x Fluttershy Crass: Grogar x Everest(OC) Star Tricks: Luna x Trixie Lulamoon (another universe transfer) Dream Walker: Sombra x Luna Mint Swirl: Lyra x Bonbon Pop Rocks: Lyra x Bonbon Shooting Star: Mordecai x Twilight Sparkle (another universe transfer) Midnight Aurora: Nightmare Moon x Everlight Everlasting (another universe transfer) Record Label: Octavia Melody x Vinyl Scratch Play Wright: Pink Tom x Trailblazer (another universe transfer, parents are from the @projectfimily universe) Honeycrisp Apple: Pip Squeak x Apple Bloom Surprise Pop: Pokey Pierce x Pinkie Pie Quick Dash: Rumble x Scootaloo Luminia: Sassy Saddles x Thorax (another universe transfer) Gem Gleam: Snails X Silver Spoon Cumulus: Sky Stinger x Vapor Trail Spectra: Soarin x Rainbow Dash Thunder Cloud: Soarin x Rainbow Dash Molto Vivace: Songbird Serenade x Rainbow Dash (another universe transfer) Crystal Fire: Spike x Rarity Kunzite: Spike x Rarity Opal: Spike x Rarity Bright Idea: Sunburst x Starlight Glimmer Sunset Sparkle: Sunburst x Starlight Glimmer Luster Dawn (Yes, I know she's from the show but I wanted to incorporate her in the next gens): Sunburst x Starlight Glimmer Dawn Delight: Sunset Shimmer x Trixie Lulamoon Royal Blue: Blue Blood x Twilight Sparkle (another universe transfer) Spring Breeze: Vapor Trail x Tree Hugger Evermore: Zecora x Gizmo Lightning Strike: Master x Marble Pie (He is not sure where/when he came from anymore)

Non next gens: Spell Caster - Currently a statue Alicorn Poupée - Living Doll Stellar Cables - Alicorn Flicker - Changeling Mimic - Reformed Changeling Chambers - Currently a ghost Draconequus Everest - Draconequus Berry Blue - Earth Pony Film Reel - Earth Pony Flora Fauna - Earth Pony Harvest - Dead Earth Pony (Can appear as a ghost) Herbal Remedy - Earth Pony Light Heart - Earth Pony Melody Fever (DJ Fever Beats) - Earth Pony Music Rush - Earth Pony Paint Point - Earth Pony Phantom Ink - Possessed Earth Pony Quill Pen - Assumed Earth Pony Rapid Gear - Earth Pony Sun Dial - Currently a ghost Earth Pony Swift Apple - Earth Pony Wave Breaker - Earth Pony Bursting Flame - Pegasus/Color Drinker (Subset of Vamponies) Cross Stitch - Unicorn Fast Catch - Pegasus Fire Forge - Earth Pony Kiwi Tart - Unicorn Sweet Note - Earth Pony Twirling Ribbon - Earth Pony Gray Claw - Griffon Crescent - Hippogriff Fallon - Hippogriff Amphy - Fenec Fox Earth Pony Hybrid Draco - ??? Pony Hybrid Forest Jewel - Deer Unicorn Hybrid Mizu - Ray Pony Hybrid Night Shade - Deer Changeling Hybrid Willow - Deer Pegasus Hybrid King Variant - Dead Kirin King (Can appear as a ghost) Spring Leaf - Kirin Charlie and Dave - Two headed lamb Granite - Diamond Dog Maple Tree - Dikdik Oak Tree - Dikdik Droplet - Pegasus Dusk Light - Pegasus/Color Drinker (Subset of Vamponies) Gale Force - Currently a ghost Pegasus Vampony Happy Sales - Pegasus Popcorn - Pegasus Shady Deal - Pegasus Starlight Flight - Pegasus/Color Drinker (Subset of Vamponies) Sweet Smile - Pegasus Sweet Treat - Pegasus Violet - Pegasus (another universe transfer) Tango - Siren (Looks younger than actually is) Autumn Leaf - Unicorn Chai Tea - Unicorn Cuddle Bug - Unicorn Ink Blot - Unicorn Lily Pad - Unicorn Peppercorn - Unicorn Professor Spark - Unicorn Red Shine - Unicorn Silver Star - Unicorn Song Note - Unicorn Stardew Valley - Unicorn Symphony - Currently a ghost Unicorn Winter Breeze - Unicorn Moon Mist - Vampony If you want to ask any of the characters a random question, just be sure to put who you want to ask. Hope this helps!

~ GPG Mod

[its-the-ratdawg]

I’ve heard so much about twilight and have neither watched nor read any of it. From what I’ve seen it’s good I haven’t apparently. This is going to end with people on tumblr knowing the weirdest facts about sea life, especially too many involving mating rituals.

It’s going to be tricky since tunas are entirely water creatures whereas escargots are usually land snails! I am very excited to see how your fic will be! :)

Oh, the research i have done on lobster and crab mating habits. (Too much) We're gonna educate these people on marine mating rituals whether they like it or NOT. I think the more specific and accurate these fics get, the more chaotic and intriguing they are!

so do you think you'll go for kind of a star crossed lover sort of thing?? where the Aluna and Esmargot fall in love but are separated by their natural habitats? i'm super excited that this is a soulmate AU, i'm literally a SUCKER for those!!

(don't mind me losing this in my drafts im so so sorry about that fhfjsj)

[wiishopchanelboots]

Twilight Akeelah and the Bee AU where Edward sees a snail and starts morosely invisible jump roping while spelling out effervescent

[rocking-in-tri-force]

instrumental math rock/post-rock/midwest emo playlist while looking for a Snails (2275 words) by JenBuffalo Chapters: 11/11 Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Y/A Models (Rocking in Tri/Force) and everyone else in this fic Characters: Boons (Rocking in Tri/Force), Warehouse (Rocking in Tri/Force), Willie (Rocking in Tri/Force), Origami (Rocking in Tri/Force), Oft (Rocking in Tri/Force), Snails (Rocking in Tri/Force), Nelson (Rocking in Tri/Force), Pip (Rocking in Tri/Force) Additional Tags: Multiple Links (Legend of Zelda), Links Meetup Au, alternate names for links, I don't use their game name, will elaborate at the notes, Link from Four Swords (Legend of Zelda), Link from Hyrule Warriors (Legend of Zelda), Link from The Ocarina of Time (Legend of Zelda), Link from Twilight Princess (Legend of Zelda), Link from Skyward Sword (Legend of Zelda), Link from Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom (Legend of Zelda), Boons is from FS/FSA and the Hero of Men but that isn't an option, Nelson (Rocking in Tri/Force) being an MVP even though he's a minor character, Boons (Rocking in Tri/Force) being an MVP even though he's a minor character, Fri (Rocking in Tri/Force) cameo (OC), Pip (Rocking in Tri/Force) is a minor character, as well as being a minor, Y/A Models introduction, even though their names aren't even mentioned, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, Alternate Universe - Rock Band, Band Fic, Indie Music, indie band, math rock, post rock, midwest emo, Crack and Angst, angst-ish, but I like to think that my fics don't take themselves seriously all the time, Boons uses he/they pronouns, T for the cursing, i dont think there's anything to warn, no beta we die like the three bands used for chapter 4-6-9 in this fic, i forgot to tag, Link from Legend of Zelda (Video Game 1986), Link from The Minish Cap (Legend of Zelda), minor characters though, also i lied the songs used here arent instrumental Series: Part 2 of Rocking in Tri/Force Summary: You see, sometimes, your drummer will disappear for no reason. That's when you're going to the woods to talk to him. . , Y/A Models introduction! Not the first time they meet up, but definitely the first time they appear in the story

[twilightmidnightdawnalarm]

remember that person who sent memes to stephanie meyer's instagram or twitter or something every day for the end of midnight sun?? I credit all of this to them and non to stephanie... Thank you for your service!!

[queertwilight]

The Amazonians have used their powers for centuries to protect indigenous tribes and the rain forest from discovery and destruction and no that’s not a headcanon I only speak truth Smeyer

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

AU where Edward Cullen is the leader of a worship band, but he only sings the emotional worship songs like “Beautiful Things” by Guungor, “How He Loves”, and “You Are More”

[theinheriteddutchess]

Snailight started with this video:

then I replied with this (witness @welp-heregoessomething being the prompter, blame her, she asked me to create Snailnesmee, my greatest invention ever):

Then it turned into madness 🤷‍♀️

I feel just in case this will continue and grows huge (🤭😂) I need to record the progress.

Snailight does show up in the tags and I'm planing to take over. Like an evil genius. (Maybe without the genius part)

(mostly because I feel some people will see this come by and have no idea why this exist and why there's sudden new material. And why anyone would do this. I don't know. But I really am having all kinds of thought about this snail au and they are all amusing me. Mostly I want people just to join in because, please help me feel less weird)

(there's also the big understandable reason people get it just fine and are disturbed and want to ignore it, which is likely, but let me desperately explain why you should embrace it and participate even not being a twilight fan; you don't need to be a fan... This is literally a snail au....)

[thequartz0ne-archived]

Do you guys want me to make an MLPEQG/wild kratts descendants au

Twilight would be mal

Chris is definitely Ben

Martin is jay

Koki is Carlos

Aviva is Jane

Rainbow dash is Lonnie

Sunset is evie

Michael is doug(yes I am putting the king of pop in this au)

Jimmy z is dude the talking dog

Rarity is Audrey

Pinkie is dizzy

Applejack is Celia

Fluttershy is fairy godmother

And...........

FREDDIE MERCURY IS uhhhhhhhh I guess chad maybe idek

Applebloom and scootaloo is the smee’s twins

Trixie lunamoon is Uma

Snips is Harry

Snails is Gil

Twilights dad is hades

Twilight velvet is malefecent

Sunshine shimmer is the evil queen

Jafar is himself(yes in this au he adopts Martin)

Cruella de vil is herself(also in this au she adopts koki)

Ursula is herself

Mrs.cake is evil step mother(dizzy’s grandmother)

Applejack’s dad is dr.fecila(I hope I’m spelling it right)

[hannagoldworthy]

Hmmm AU ideas? How about Harvest Date? Just a modern style au but with the fixings of a autumn outing?

Pumpkin patch?

Corn maze?

Horror movie night?

Costume party?

What would they do?

(Ah, this was a fun one; the headcanons drawing on my small town upbringing just started piling in! I'm probably going to have more installments for this one so as to write a proper date, but for now, I'm starting with a quiet meet-cute in the middle of some cheerful chaos.)

The town of Templeton in rural southeast Colorado had three very small claims to fame. The biggest was its annual Fall Fair. Hosted on and around the one street the community had to its name, there were carnival rides, games, 4-H projects, and produce stalls manned by the various farmers of the area. Both of the small motels Templeton boasted were packed to the brim, and a good three quarters of the out-of-town visitors were happily camped in a county-owned field behind the mayor’s office; it was fortunate that the newly arrived young doctor from Colorado Springs already had family in town, or else she might have had to join them.

As it was, Barriss Offee was grateful that she’d decided to move in early, because she could not imagine getting her car into the small gravel parking lot behind the tiny mosque her uncle tended with the street as full as it was now. It was all she could do to keep up with her cousin as they wound their way through the crowd.

“Come on, Barriss, keep up!” twittered the younger girl, yanking at Barriss with one henna-bedecked hand. “Doctor Fisto’s selling baby sugar gliders this year!”

“…Ahsoka Tano, we are not going to surprise your father with a pet flying squirrel tonight.”

“Uh, they’re marsupials, and I’m not going to buy one, I’m just going to look because they are adora-”

“SNIPS!”

As she came to a screeching halt Ahsoka’s face nearly split in a wide, beaming smile. “SNAILS?” she hollered in response, touching fists with an imposingly tall young man in what appeared to be his early twenties.

Barriss’s head spun; she’d only just recently got into town, and had not yet been introduced to her cousin’s…eclectic assortment of friends. “Okay, so who is ‘Puppy-Dog Tails’?”

“I am,” groused another young man who sidled up behind Snails and nodded respectfully. “Rex is my real name, and this idiot who’s been trying to get me to ride that death trap at the end of the street is Anakin.” Ah, so these were the two troublemakers Ahsoka had written so much about; it was nice to put faces to the fondly overlong list of catastrophes.

“The Twilight is not a death trap,” Anakin pouted. “I set her up myself!”

“My point stands.”

“Which ride is the Twilight?” Three pointed fingers directed Barriss’s gaze to a variant of a Ferris wheel with enclosed, two-seated cars, each of which spun madly on a horizontal axis. “Oh.”

“Want to take a ride?” Anakin grinned. “Rex is being a big baby, so you and he can take it easy on each other while Ahsoka and I have some real fun!”

“I…uh…I actually intended to do a little shopping of my own.”

Ahsoka’s eyes narrowed in playful suspicion. “You just got in this morning! What could you possibly want to shop for?”

“…Pumpkins.”

“Pumpkins? You?”

“Is that so hard to believe?”

“Aren’t you the one who’s always saying Halloween is haramand we should have nothing to do with it?”

“Yes, but pumpkins needn’t be associated with Halloween. I’ve a notion to bake a few nice pies for Thanksgiving.”

In medical school, Barriss had taken up baking as a hobby to de-stress, particularly during exam weeks. Her experimentation had proven fruitful, especially to Ahsoka’s ravenous teenage sweet tooth. The younger girl weighed the ride against the pie in her mind, and reluctantly nodded. “Maybe we can get Obi-Wan to ride with Rex?”

“Seriously, Snips?”

“You haven’t tasted one of her pies yet, it’s life-changing. See you back here when we’re done, cuz!” Ahsoka seized Anakin’s hand, and then it was his turn to be dragged through the crowds with wild abandon, as Rex chased after them. Barriss followed them with her eyes until she could see Ahsoka’s zebra-striped hijab in line for the Twilight; then, she set about to shopping for her hastily-crafted alibi.

There were quite a number of booths selling pumpkins, which…well, that was to be expected. One, however, stood out for its distinct lack of Halloween decorations, arrayed instead in cheerful autumn themes like apples and colored leaves. As she drew closer, Barriss could see that the wares themselves were quite colorful: a wide variety of heirloom pumpkins and related squashes, in brilliant colors of red, green, white, blue, and multicolored stripes. Her brow furrowed a little, because she had no experience in selecting a heirloom pumpkin to bake; in college, all she’d had to do was search out a pumpkin labeled with the word ‘pie’ at a grocery store, and that was that. Her gaze eventually drew toward a small-ish pumpkin with light brown ‘warts’ which stretched across its salmon-pink skin like lace.

“A galeux d’esyines,” asked a low voice, to her right and at her elbow. “A fine choice, Doctor Offee. It’s too hard a shell for carving, but very good for cooking and in soups esp…”

The voice trailed off as Barriss turned to greet its owner, which was something that Barriss had experienced a few times; someone saw her face and their expression went slack-jawed and dazed. Her mother told her it was because a particular shade of blue made her eyes greatly stand out, and Barriss, wanting to make a good impression on her first day in her new home, had chosen to wear a hijab of that particular hue to the fair. That, her nice black dress, and the delicate patterns of henna her mother and Ahsoka had painted all over her hands and face left Barriss looking decidedly her best, and she couldn’t fault someone for being just a little twitterpated.

However, she was startled to find that the feeling was very much mutual. The stall owner looked up at her from a sleek black wheelchair with painted flame accents; he wore black cowboy boots, black jeans, a black leather jacket with black fringe, and a scarlet dress shirt with a black bolo tie. From underneath a wide black hat adorned at the brim with sharp predators’ teeth, two fine, deep-set brown eyes peered out, framed by strong cheekbones covered in circular blue-black tattoos.

Barriss blinked, and turned to look at the lacy pumpkin in a belated attempt to hide her blush. “I, uh...how did you know my name?”

“Well, Doctor, you taking a job here was front-page news; really, you can’t be anyone else.”

That tidbit of information was not helping her poor flushed cheeks. “You’re not serious.”

“The town paper has about four pages on average, so yes, I am quite serious.” There was a chuckle, and a tattooed hand was extended into her line of vision. “Maul Opress.”

“Nice to meet you,” she said, focusing on his hand as she shook it to avoid his treacherously pretty eyes. When that proved unsuccessful, she lifted the pumpkin she had been studying as a distraction. “This good for soups, you say. Is it any good in pies?”

“I should say it is better in soups, though not intolerable in pies, I suppose. The best pies my brother’s made have used the Fairytale,” he gestured to a large green vegetable, “or the Cinderella,” he indicated a large, bright red pumpkin.

“I…well, I think those are a bit big for my purposes,” Barriss replied. “It’s just going to be for me and my family, and we don’t typically eat that much.”

“No, but your cousin’s army of friends does.”

His tone teased a small smile out of her. “How can Ahsoka have an army of friends in this town?”

He shrugged. “I haven’t the slightest; sometimes I think she grows them out of the woodwork. I don’t know how the imam manages to feed them all.”

“Uncle Plo did have a reputation for working miracles back in The Springs,” Barriss said mysteriously.

Maul laughed. “Oh, and he’s built on that since he came out here, I can assure you. Mark my words; you’ll have to make at least a dozen pies.”

“I’ll keep that in mind,” Barriss replied. “But I think I’ll go with this one, if only because I’ve never seen anything like it before, and I might like to see how it does in a pie. Or a soup.”

“Very well, then,” he replied smoothly, heading toward the register.

***

“You’re back early,” her mother called as her latest customer waggled his fingers excitedly to show off Luminara’s handiwork for his buddies. “Don’t tell me; Ahsoka, Rex, and Anakin ran off to the Twilight and left you to browse by yourself?”

“Yes, and I’m quite happy to have done so instead of ruining my appetite on that puke machine,” Barriss replied airily, setting her purchase under her seat and taking her place by her mother’s side.

“Well, at least you’re having fun right?” Luminara said with a gentle smile. “Your uncle disappeared a few minutes ago; I’ve no idea where he…Plo Koon, you are not going to bring that dirty creature into our house!”

Her uncle stopped short to cover the small ears of a soft-coated baby sugar glider which sat on his shoulder. “She is not dirty, Luminara, she’s a clean, beautiful creature and little ‘Soka has been wanting one for years. Now hush, let me smuggle this cage into the house before she sees.”

“You spoil that girl!”

“Not unnecessarily!” Plo hurried into and out of the small house attached to the town’s mosque, settling himself into the seat on Barriss’s right-hand side. “That’s a lovely pumpkin, Barriss. Where did you get it…oh, you look a little flushed, my dear. Perhaps you should go inside.”

“I’m fine,” Barriss resolutely stated. “Just a little tired; I’ll be all right.” But, for the rest of the day, her thoughts remained stubbornly around the corner, on her new acquaintance with the dark eyes and the mischievous smile.

[sevens-evan]

I’m loving you’re twilight au however bc of your AU I did see the OG effervescent snail post on my dash just now and had to ask myself “oh god would Yang be texting Blake about effervescent snails?”

yang would send the effervescent snail text absolutely. there is no doubt in my mind that she would do that. it is not currently in my outline but i might have to add a scene with that exact thing just because it would be so fuckint funny

[fishoutofcamelot]

The only way you could get me to even CONSIDER shipping Merthur was if it was some kinda cheesy, poorly written Twilight au but like without all the toxic relationship stuff and misogyny, where Arthur is Edward and Merlin is Bella, and vamp!Arthur frequently texts Merlin about snails while Merlin has like a tiny cactus or smth idk ive never seen twilight