#So adorable so in love UGGGHHHHH

[elizabethdarcy26]

Rereading #TheThirdEnding for the nth time and this part never fails to crack me up 😂😭

Yoonseul and Jun really is a very good example of "He fell first but he fell harder". 🤣

[mediocrefruitlover]

hate hate absolutely hate people saying heartstopper's cringe or unrealistic or fake!!! they're 14-16 year olds in love for the first time in their lives of course they're gonna be corny and cheesy that's the whole fucking point!!! there's so much straight media that's exactly like that and it's so overdone but no one says anything about it. also if you are a grown adult watching it and you're just not enjoying it then please consider not watching, no one is forcing you too. uggghhhhh I genuinely get so bothered. It's such a sweet adorable earnest show like how can you watch them and not find all the characters endearing and their stories really heartwarming.

Note: and this is not to say that heartstopper is all fluff and lacks substance, it deals with serious important shit like Charlie's ed and depression and it does so beautifully.

[shadow-ray4]

Okay, is it just me or do the phrases

“UGGGHHHHH THEY’RE SUCH A CORNY DORKY FUCKING DUMBASS AND THEY’RE SO STUPID AND UGLY AND I HATE THEM SO MUCH I WANNA FUCKING STRANGLE THEM”

and

“OH MY FUCKING GOOOOODDDDDDD THEYRE SO CUTE AND PRETTY AND SILLY AND SNARKY AND ADORABLE I LOVE THEM SO SO SO SO MUCH I WANNA KISS EM AND HUG EM I THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM” convey the exact same emotion/type of affection.

Like, I will say something along both of these lines to convey the exact same opinion/emotion about the exact same character in the span of about 5 minutes

[gilly-moon]

[5 Characters & 5 Tags]

Tagged by @harleyshahas (thank you ♡!!!!)

Riku/Sora (Kingdom Hearts) - KH is the game that got me into video games, and inspired me all the way to getting my current job in game dev, and Riku is at the heart of why I love the games so much. But I had to put Sora too, because one without the other just doesn't work. Without Riku, Sora couldn't have his arc of "I want to be better than Riku" to "I want to be better with Riku". And for Riku, his transition from dark & edgy to chosen keyblade weilder all ties back to how he looked down on Sora, then tried to make up for his mistakes, and finally trusted and loved Sora completely. They complete each other and challenge each other to grow and become better at every turn. Also their reunion in 2 absolutely ruins me every time. Sora crying on his knees will be burned in my brain forever.

Zack Fair (FFVII) - Crisis Core was at one point the only game that would work on my PSP lol. But I didn't need any other games because Zack the puppy was everything to me. Watching him struggle with the morality of being a SOLDIER, all while desperately trying to protect his friends and failing at every turn...that shit hurts, and yet he keeps his smile and honor right up til the end. He is THE sunshine boy of sunshine boys and I could gush about him all day long. His scenes in Advent Children destroy me.

Oikawa Tooru (Haikyuu) - the real blorbo of my heart, the bitch I latched onto and will love to the end of my days. His ability to take even a team of strangers and lead them flawlessly within just a few minutes is so admirable. He knows exactly how to bring out the best in everyone on the court. It hurts me to this day that he never got to wreck Shiratorizawa before he graduated (also that moment where he falls and slips in season 2 uggghhhhh) but jokes on them because he's the one who got an honorable position on an irl team!! I get some people call him an insufferable asshole but thats exactly why I like him! Let characters be insufferable!!!!! Its fun!!!!! And besides, when it comes down to it, he's genuinely a good person who wants everyone on his team to be involved and be their best. Love of my life. No Oikawa haters allowed on my blog.

Pitch Black/Kozmotis Pitchiner (RoTG) - basically since the movie came out I have been ready with a "Pitch did nothing wrong" speech at all times. I feel like I don't even really have to explain this one, I mean....yall get it. You know why we're all still here, loving him and the Guardians to the end of our days. I will say, though - idc if it's book version or movie version, my love for this asshole remains the same.

Nico di Angelo (Percy Jackson) - ah, the original blorbo. The queer awakening for so many people even before he was out in the books. This is another "I love him because he's kinda rude" character. His hatred towards other characters is always warranted tbh, because they ostracize him for?? No good reason at all???? No one wants to or tries to be his friend in heros of olympus for the first four books (except Hazel, who practically has to force others to talk to him) and it pisses me off to no end. Percy spent battle of the labyrinth hunting him down, but would he have been so dedicated if he wasn't getting the iris messages??? Doubt it. Anyway. I adore Nico, he deserved better, and I'm so glad he's got a wonderful bf and his own book now. I will never get tired of him and I really hope the tv series goes well so he can finally come to life in live action ♡

Honorable Mentions: Ronan Lynch, Cloud Strife, Roxas, Hiccup Haddock, Sasuke Uchiha, Portgas D. Ace, Killua Zoldyck, Allen Walker, Vlad Masters

I don't rlly talk to many people on here so...if one of my picks was also yours, consider yourself tagged!

[isthatyoularry]

I just wanna say I also recently starded reading youre other fics and my God I looooooveeedd adore you hands down one of my top favorite fics it’s so lovely and beautiful and uggghhhhh I love you’re writing ❤️ thank you

Oh 🥹❤️ that fic was so self indulgent, writing Louis as like a gentleman and entirely enthralled by Harry was just so fun and easy! Xx

[theothersideoftruth]

Then along came the French

I can’t remember the last time I felt like this. Just at peace, encompassed in warmth and love.

I feel loved. Neither of us have said it, but I can feel it.  He told me “I love how you look at me. You say a lot with your eyes” I’m thinking “I like you SO much. I adore you. I think I love you”

He’s a funny mix of characteristics that I really never expected, perhaps because some of the traits do remind me of Ryan. So I’ve taught myself to see that as a “red flag” but Ryan’s personality was never an issue. Our connection was never an issue. So theres nothing wrong with being with a person with similar traits. 

He’s sexy, that was the first spark.  He’s cheeky. He’s strong. He’s very open with his thoughts and with me, he’s open with his feelings too. He’s able to be vulnerable with me. He feels safe. He feels comfy to me. He’s so generous with me. He shows me and tells me how much he values me. And I’m happy - more than happy - to accept it all. 

Perhaps it’s because I’m finally in a place where I can accept the kindness and affection and softness and love. I couldn’t before. There was no way. And now I’m a slut for it. I wanna be around him all the time. We are just so similar in so many ways it really makes everything easier.  Uggghhhhh, obsessed. I’m obsessed.  We have matching mugs, toothbrushes at each others houses, matching PJ shorts, soon to be matching oodies, we do lego together, and cook together, we drink lots of tea and smoke lots of spliffs, we watch movies, and have big chats and we have alot of really fun, playful, sexy sex. I’m really excited to see how this goes. I hope it lasts. I really do

[wrongwiredmind]

Honestly, I can't really get past season two, I just wanna ask something, your girlfriend's aunt was a, pardon the insult but it can't not be said, fucking bitch, right?

Though both loved each other so much, Kate didn't care about life or consent or whatever but she cared about Allison,

And then her mother kidnapped you with the intention of killing you, and the one person who could save you then (even if it meant he'll be hurt) didn't hesitate to order the only other person who would do anything to help you to destroy the border that could keep a lot of people safe from a monster, just so he could hurry up and rescue your useless ass, and in doing so he had to inhale the same poison that was being used to kill you and left him disoriented that he bit her even though if he was well he would never have done it, which lead to the mother killing herself.

So, in the span of a too short time she lost both her loving but psychotic aunt, and her strict but protective mother, did I get that right?

And then, a family member came and for the young girl, he was the grounding anchor she thought she needed, and he was so grandfatherly and nice that even you were fooled for a while, what do you think he would have been like for the blind-by-grief girl?

And instead of being honest and saving everyone tons of trouble and pain, you just keep secrets and work behind everyone's back to stab them in it and then dare to spout ridiculous notions of trust.

Forget the trust and the fact that you abuse that same trust of everyone around you, and forget that you used the body of a rape-survivor against his will and control after he refused, multiple times, and that was deplorable to say the least, but as I said, let's also forget about that.

Let's continue talking about your little girlfriend, alright?

We established that she lost both her aunt and mother, and her grandfather was driving her grief towards a possible target (for selfish reasons) instead of letting her succumb to pain and heartache.

In the end after you oh so graciously showed his true colours too late, you just as suddenly showed everyone your "master plan" to kill the guy!

Let's recap, one, you showed your girlfriend that yet another one of her family is a selfish asshole in front of everyone (even people she perceives as enemies), two, you "killed" him in front of her (yet, another dead family member without a chance to grief the previous ones) without even giving her a chance to really understand that he is an asshole.

And finally, if the information I gathered is correct, this shows that you don't want the bad guys killed by any hand but your own.

Oh-wise-one, am I correct in my assumption, your majesty?

Salt, so much salt pickles are fucking envious!!

Uggghhhhh, another rant and I still have so much burning inside, I actually thought the post wouldn't take more than a few small sentences, and then this essay appeared, I honestly have such a fear of continuing the series, cause I feel like I'll find a way to enter the show and kick his ass, especially if what I think I knew he did to Stiles after the Donovan fiasco really happened.

Honestly, the only thing making me want to continue are the few (too few in my humble opinion) scenes that happened between my darlings (lovely, adorable, unfortunate and achingly cute Sterek) , and if I knew specifically when they happen I might skip and just watch the scenes instead of the rest of the show.

[quack-and-yellow]

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[tomhardydallasstarsgirl]

FUCK.YOU.ANGEL.REYES

Chapter 3

Characters: Angel Reyes x Black Reader

Summary: You return to Santo Padre after being gone for nearly 15 years. Your life and also others will change. Affecting everything you hold dear including your Mayan MC Family.

Warnings: Swearing, Unprotected Sex, and bodily fluids (Male and Female)  Sex/Oral Sex Female  and Male Receiving

Pic Credit @angels-reyes​

Angel finally lets you come up for air after eating you out again. As you two hop in the car to head over to hospital to spend some time with Mama Sadie. You sit back and watch Angel and your grandmother laugh and carry on for what seems like forever. He even takes her out for a walk during her physical therapy time which melted your heart and defenses even more. You loved his laugh as he enjoyed the dirty jokes your little slip of a grandmother was telling a man who was twice her height and weight. As you watch them interact you receive a call from Bishop.

“Hola Obispo. Is everything okay? You need to speak with Angel? I’ll get him if you need me too”, you ask.

“No sweetheart actually if he hasn’t told you I gave him the next 2 days off to keep you company” smiled Bishop.

“Oh, as in baby sit me right?” you ask.

“No not to babysit. He’s not your daddy Y/N”, says Bishop as you laugh to yourself because as of last night and this morning you’ve been calling Angel daddy non-stop.

“Actually to keep you busy because we have a surprise for you and it won’t be here until two days from now”, says Bishop as your interest is now piqued with curiosity of what it could be.

“Oh, Bishop can I have a guess pleeeeease”, you ask jumping up and down as Angel watches you looking curious.

“No mi amor. We all want to see the look on your face when you see what you have coming”, chuckles Bishop.

“Okay Bishop. So, I can’t ask Naomi about it?”, as you hear Bishop sigh heavily on the phone.

“Did I say something wrong by mentioning Naomi just now?” you ask with concern.

“Uhh no sweetheart no at all. I just think that I’m too old for her” as anxiety rises in his voice.

You had a look of apprehension on your face as your mind went back to the night before. Because from what you witnessed between Bishop and Naomi it was cute, adorable and at times very sexy and most definitely absolutely mutual. Even the phone conversation that he interrupted between you and Naomi to get her off made you feel that they would hit it off.

“So, are you wanting to stop getting to know her because of certain “Differences” you two have?”, you say as Bishop can tell that you’re getting a bit upset.

“No pequeno, that’s not what I want to do with Naomi. I mean I’m feeling her a lot. I mean she’s beautiful, smart, sexy and she funny too”, as he sounds anxious.  

It shocked you that the Bishop you heard about while you were growing up was all about his business, ruthless and cut throat at times. But, as you take in this conversation he seemed vulnerable about your good friend Naomi. It almost broke your heart to hear Bishop worrying if he can keep your friend happy.

“Bishop I don’t think you have anything to worry about. My homegirl digs you and you’re all she talks about. To me things can go nowhere but up. And also I don’t want to hear you two having sex on the phone anymore”, you say causing Bishop to bellow with laughter as a clear sign that he feels better after speaking with you.

“Thank you, baby girl for talking me down from that ledge.”

“No problem Bishop. Can you give me a hint of my surprise now?”

“Nope. Nice try novia” says Bishop.

“Can’t blame a girl for trying”, as you two say your final goodbyes.

“Everything alright bonita” says Angel as he walks back with your grandmother.

“Yes, it is. Just got off the phone with Bishop. He needed some advice about something that’s all”.

“So grandbaby been curious to know if have you and this tall strapping young fellow had sex yet?” as Angel goes off with the biggest laugh you’ve ever heard. All you wish is for the ground below to swallow you up as you to run and hide front this conversation.

“I take that back grandbaby”.

“Good. Thank you Mama Sa-”

“He looks more like a big eater to me. Maybe he’d tell you what you taste like too”.

“That I did do Mama Sadie”, as Angel is laughing non-stop now as you stomp off mad.

“Awwww grandbaby come back” says Sadie as she sits back into the wheelchair as Angel pushes her back to the hospital laughing his head off still at you demise.  

“Come on Colibri. Baby, Mama Sadie was just messing around” as your granny joins in laughing with Angel all the way back to her private room.

You sit in a chair next to her bed with a pouting look on your face as Angel wheels in your grandmother. Angel helps sit her back into her bed comfortably. You couldn’t help but, pay attention to his attentiveness and caring nature for Mama Sadie. If you’re not mistaken seeing him this way kind of got you all hot and bothered turning you on. Especially since you two haven’t had vaginal sex yet. Hell, you might just ride his dick later on tonight due to the way he took care of your grandmother. You gotta admit that it did upset you a bit how he openly admitted to eating your pussy to your to Mama Sadie. But, in retrospect he is not ashamed to admit his sexual nature out in the open when it comes to you. I’m mean you are so confident of yourself thinking you’ll be able to hold your own against the great Angel Reyes but, you’d hate to be proven wrong again.

After spending pretty much of the day with Mama Sadie Angel waited outside in the car as you were at home packing a bag to spend at Angel’s for the next of days. Heading out to the front door to the car you notice Angel being nosy attempting to open a package.

“Hey, excuse you!! Gimme that Angel right now”, as Angel holds the package up in the air over his head as you try your damnest to get it from him. He laughs at you as he keeps it away from you. You pout as you stop jumping hoping he lets his guard down. Right on time as he does you playfully punch him in the stomach. He keels over as you grab it from him to inspect the contents as you sit the package on the trunk of the car as you attempt to open it as Angel presses his body against yours. Having curiosity of what’s in it. He kisses you on top of your head and wrapping his tatted arms around your shoulders as you take a closer look.  

“Here take my knife”, as Angel offers you his.

“Oh, I got my own”, as you pull it from your purse and shake it open as Angel’s eyes bulge wide.

“Fuck girl, where the did you get this fucking knife from?”, as he inspects it.

“My mama got it for me”, as you take it back putting it away.

“Should I be worried?” asks Angel.

 “Do you want to find out?”, as Angel raises his hands in protest taking a step back as you laugh at him.

You finally open the box and curious to try to figure out why were sent this package.

“SAVAGE FENTY by Rihanna?” you both say at the same time as you notice a notice inside.

“To my beautiful and gorgeous grandbaby. Also, baby-girl you’re not getting any younger either. Wouldn’t mind that you and that tall drink of water Angel give me some beautiful grandbabies”, you read as Angel laughs under his breath.

“Uggghhhhh Mama Sadie”, you say as you look to the sky wanting to scream as you take a deep breath.

“Fuck girl are those crotchless?”, as Angel attempts to look at what’s in the box but, you snatch it away.

“If you behave Angel Reyes I may do a fashion show for you”, you say as Angel’s face grows dark but, your phone rings as it’s a call from Scarlett.

“Hey honey what you doing right now?”, she asks.

“Trying to tame Angel right now because of a package Mama Sadie sent me”.

“Whoa wait I was sent one too” says Scarlett looking out of the corner of her eye as Riz is anxious for her to open it.

“So basically my grandmother is pimping us to Mayans with sexy lingerie” you say as Angel can’t help but laugh.

“Has Danielle and Naomi called at all?”, asks Scarlett.

“Girl please I’m sure Naomi is walking around at home crotchless for El Presidente right now and as for Danielle EZ is probably enjoying the view or she’s hip deep full of baby brother right now.”

“Say Colibri you know I can hear you right?” says Angel as Scarlett laughs on the phone.

“My bad Daddy” as you blow him a kiss and he laughs rolling his eyes.

“Well I was calling to see if we all could meet up for dinner with the fellas tonight”.

“Sure sounds good to me Scarlett”, we’ll see you in a few.

“And wear something nice please”, she shouts before hanging up with you.

Later that evening Angel dropped you off at a local restaurant as the guys had to handle some quick business at the clubhouse. You met your best friends at the bar having drinks and catching up. Your friends teased and razzed you because what you told them about Mama Sadie embarrassing you and Angel going right a long with it. Especially he openly admitted to her what you tasted like. Oh you were further embarrassed now that your girls are aware of it too.

“Excuse me ladies these are from the gentlemen over there” says the bartender as he pointed towards a table of 4 very attractive men as they all hoisted their glasses in you and your friends direction. You all gave them a kind nod as you all went back to talking.

“Good thing the fellas aren’t here to see this. Especially Bishop”, says Naomi gyrating her hips.

“That hickey on your neck says it all honey. Along with how you walked in here”, says Danielle as you all laughed and howled.

“Scarlett are those Riz’s leather bracelets he always wearing?” Naomi ask while grabbing her wrists for a closer look.

“Yes sugar, Poor baby lost them in a strip poker game we were playing last night”, as you all laugh at her flexing playfully.

“Danielle you been quiet and all googly eyes since we got here tonight” you asked as she jumped being snapped back to reality.

“Huh, What you say?”, she asks looking guilty as he mind been wondering on and on about EZ.

“I can’t help it y’all. EZ has had me scaling the walls away from him last night, this morning and this afternoon. I don’t know what it is that he can’t get enough of”.

“Girl that Punani of yours”, says Naomi as you all clink glasses taking another sip laughing out loud.

Not even a minute later you all were approached by the gentlemen from the table earlier.

“Now why is that we see 4 beautiful ladies all alone”, says the leader of the group as his eyes are fixated on you flashing a big smile as you roll your eyes.

“Actually we are not alone just waiting on our daddies”, says Naomi as you choke on your drink from the surprise comment she just made as if she just read your mind as Scarlett is rubbing your back.

“Well we’ll keep you company until your DADDIES ARRIVE”, as the men attempt to invade you and your girls personal space.

“That won’t be necessary vato”, as everyone turns around seeing Bishop and Riz as Scarlett and Naomi approach them giving them passionate hugs and kisses.

The two other guys step away from you and Danielle not realizing that Angel and EZ are on the 6 as Bishop and Riz watch what is about to unfold in front of them with smiles on their faces and their arms around their ladies.

“BOO!!!”, yells Angel as the two men are startled as EZ laughs at his older brother taunt.

The dudes suddenly notice the Leather Kuttes with the words “MAYANS MC” all four of them are wearing which gives them second thoughts to want to challenge them

“Oh hey guys sorry the interrupting the lovely ladies evening” says the head one as he hurry to pay the tab as they all leave in a hurry.

“Hey thanks man” says Ez as he gives the bartender a tip for the heads up.

“Sorry we’re late. Got a bit hung up at with club business” says Angel pulling you close kissing your lips as you nibble on his bottom one.

You all vacate the bar and sit down to dinner which was a nice change for once. Everyone chimed in on conversations once in a while but, you all were too busy eating in hushed tones and being close to your Mayan men. Angel had his hand on your thigh making lazy circles while whispering sweet nasty Spanish in your ear making you warm around your neck and pool between your legs as you try to feed each other a slice of Chocolate Cake.  You hate that you decided to wear a pair of those crotchless panties as you regret it now. Because you swear you can feel your juices running down your thighs as Angel dark brown eyes were watching you. You didn’t want to make it obvious that you were horny and wet as fuck. You wish you could live out that fantasy of you riding his dick while others watch you come apart all over him.

“Hey let me use the Ladies room baby” as you excused yourself in a hurry hoping he doesn’t see anything.

Too bad all seeing eye Angel noticed that the cloth napkin and the seat were both wet as he watched you heading in the direction of the women’s restroom.

“Ladies will you join me please”, as you call your girls to join you but, you couldn’t help notice that smack on the ass Naomi got from Bishop as she giggled. To that passionate hand kiss from Riz to Scarlett’s hand and the ear bite EZ gave Danielle as she laughed running away.

As you used the restroom freshening yourself up you heard your phone chime as Danielle was holding it for you as you flush the toilet fixing your dress.

“Hey Y/N want me to check your phone for you?” Danielle asks you and you say yes with any hesitation assuming it would be something random or regarding Photography inquiries.

“I don’t think it was a good idea Colibri to be wearing crotchless panties when my pussy is wetting up the seat and this napkin you were sitting on”, reads Danielle as you bust out of the stall.

“Damn say what”, says Naomi and Scarlett simultaneously as you try to grab you phone from Danielle as another chime comes in.

“Girl this muthafucka sent pics too”, laughs Danielle out loud as you finally snatch your phone back seeing the second message.

“Damn querida I hope when you get on my dick tonight it gets the same treatment as these two” as you see a picture of the wet seat and cloth napkin as your face warms up.

“HA!!!! I know Angel stretching you out tonight” purrs Scarlett as the others laugh leaving the restroom ahead of you.

Angel pays along with his fellow brothers as you all leave the restaurant. Outside you all make small conversation as you all say your goodbyes.

“Well Naomi and I have an engagement that needs to be sought out”, says Bishop wrapping a strong arm around her keeping her close.

“Sounds more like an Entanglement to me”, you say as she pops you on your ass as you laugh making her blush.

“Is everything good with you two” you ask Bishop as he hugs you.”

“It is sweetheart. I’m sorry for calling you frantic like that the other day. Maybe I got all nervous because I can see myself with her in the end pequeno”, as he watches her laughing at Angel and EZ tease one another.

“No problem Obispo. Glad that its going good for you both” as you kiss him on the cheek while Angel comes up behind you kissing your neck.

“You ready carino?” asks Angel as EZ with Danielle along with Riz and Scarlett leave as you two are alone.

You hesitate as you see Angel’s motorcycle which you haven’t taken a ride on it yet.

“What’s wrong mi amor?” as Angel sees your doubt written all over your face.

“Hey its safe baby. Trust me. I won’t let anything happen to you. Just hold on. I want to see my beautiful Mujer Fenomenal ride with me” begs Angel as he flashes you those puppy brown eyes as you cave in.

“Okay Angel” you say as he hands you a helmet as he kicks the stand upright.

You finally climb on situating yourself firmly resting your small body against Angel’s tall one as he gives his bike a good rev as the vibration courses through your body as a moan escapes your lips as smirks as he pulls off. You grab his waist tighter as he speeds up as he laughs at you. He comes to a stop light as he rests his gloved hand on your thigh giving it a gentle squeeze sending chills through your body sending your senses into overload. You two don’t notice but, there are two vehicles flanking Angel’s motorcycle. One is of a couple and the second car is full of females. Of course, wearing the panties coupled with the revving of his massive motorcycle between your legs and Angel’s touch is driving you insane. All you want to do literally is just get on your knees and suck Angel off until he shoots his seed to the back of your throat swallowing every drop of him.

“Hmm I gotta get you home baby. So I can wear you out all night long. But, first I must do this”, as Angel turns one of the handles to rev up his motorcycle.

“I need you nice and wet for me when I get you home mi amor”, as he revs it again as the people notice your body starting to shake.

“Bitch are you all seeing this shit”, says one chick with all her friends watching and gasp as is Angel getting you off in front of them as you grab onto his Leather Kutte as a smile is plastered all over Angel’s face.  

“Damn you see that? He got her coming all over his seat”, says the man in the other car as his female grips the door handle and crossing her legs.

Angel switches the rev pattern as it becomes short and fast as your breathing turns to short gasps. The light hasn’t changed yet as people are walking the cross walk smiling and blushing as your openly reaching your orgasm openly.

“That’s it baby. Come on daddy seat”, says Angel as you pull his body to yourself as he cheers you on.

With one hand he continue to rev the bike and with his other gloved hand he reached around dipping two fingers inside of you.

“Oh shit did he just dip in her pussy just like that?”, says one female in the car with her friends.

“Who want to bet that this muthafucka lick his glove after” says another female as there’s a wager raised.

“Your breathing harder now as the revs come faster as you rock back and forth on his seat behind him as his smirk turns into a full evil smile”.

Too bad you didn’t even notice your homegirls and their Mayan lovers pull right behind you both as they watch you unfold as their men are smiling shaking their heads and your girls are shocked by your unbashful moans as you rock your body against your man not giving one fuck whose watching you.

“I know your so close baby. Ven por papi, Ven por papi, Ven por papi”, as Angel gives his bike a long rev that sends you over the edge.

Finally tight corded rope pops inside you as you let out the loudest orgasmic scream. All the women gasp by covering their mouths as the men looking can’t do anything but smile as Angel removes his fingers tasting you as your body falls against his catching your breath.

“Good girl”, he whispers as he rubs your thigh again as the light turns green as he burns rubber blasting down the street.

But, of course the lady with her man had to light a cigarette while the car full of chicks had to pay the one female that made the wager of Angel sucking your juices off his leather covered fingers. Your girls were all now horny as hell as their Mayan men had to make haste to take them home to find the first available flat surface to put them on.

You both finally arrive at Angel’s as he had to carry you inside his house because of your wobbly legs.

You grab his keys as you unlock his door as he still holding you as he kicks the door closed.

He sits you down as you see his house is dark to only see candles are lit all over and there’s a trail colorful rose petals leading to his bathroom and beyond to his master bedroom.

“Angel when did you have time to do all this baby”, you ask as you can’t believe what is in front of you.

“You have to give thanks to Danielle and the prospect for all this”

“You like it querida”, asks Angel walks up behind you slowly unzipping your dress while removing your heels as he kneels in front of you. His dark brown eyes are fixated on you as he removes your bra and panties. Now you return the favor as you slowly undress Angel removing his leather kutte first. Followed by his shirt and dark jeans. You couldn’t help but, not notice Angel’s upper body as you circle him slowly tracing your finger-tips along his tatted and tanned skin. You wanted to run your tongue along his flex pecs, chiseled abs and those sexy veins popping out on his arms and chest. He kicks off his boots and socks as you remove his boxer briefs revealing his beautiful and heavy dick you haven’t had the opportunity to feel inside you yet as you nervously bit your bottom lip. You hop into his arms as he takes you to his bathroom to see a warm bath was also drawn for the both of you surrounding by tea lit candles. He pins up your hair as he helps you climb in first as he rests his body against yours. The only sounds that are heard are the splashes of water and the rising and fall of each other’s chest as  you both bath one another in a comfortable and romantic silence. After you’re both wrapped in towels as Angel walks you to his Master bedroom following the rose petal trail and more candlelight everywhere. You sit on the bed facing him as you pull off his towel grabbing his dick as he hisses through his teeth. The girth and length of his beautiful dick is astounding as you softly grab onto his balls as you give them each a soft kiss as Angel gets antsy. You flick your tongue at the mushroom shaped head of his dick as you lick the pre-cum that comes out as you circle your tongue taking it all. He grabs your hair as you take him deep into your mouth.

“FUCK GIRL!!”, shouts Angel as you start a rhythm taking him in and out of your mouth as saliva runs and your eyes water.

“Mierda. For a person who hasn’t really had sex or sucked some dick you sure is sucking me off like a fucking porn star Colibri” as his words spur you on.

You moan as you suck him faster as you flatten your tongue taking a bit more of him in as you feel Angel starting to tense up as he’s getting close.

“You fucking love sucking daddy’s fat dick like the sweet good slut that you are huh?” as his nasty words had you pooling between your legs again.

His stomach muscles tightened as he let out a deep-rooted guttural groan as hot shots filled your mouth.

“You better catch every fucking drop Cochina”, he says as he catches his breath.

Before you know he has you pinned onto your back as he kisses you deeply. Sending shockwaves through you causing your toes to curl. Flicking his tongue on your neck as he licks a trail around your breasts as he sucks on a nipple as you moan arching from his bed. He pulls you up into his as he lines his dick up to your center. He enters you slowly as the air was suck out of your lungs as you spasm trying to adjust to his size as you squeeze your eyes close.

“Open your eyes baby. Look at daddy as you ride this dick girl”.

You slowly move back and forth against him as you take him one inch at a time.

“Remember keep those beautiful eyes on me baby as you take my dick. Don’t fucking make me repeat again you hear me”, commands Angel as he smacks you on the ass spurring you on to ride him faster as begin to bounce on him as you shove his upper half onto the bed.

“That’s it carino. Ride the shit out this dick like it’s yours baby”, as Angel sits up making sure you keep your eyes on him as the first colliding wave of an orgasm washes over you.

“Yes. Oh fuck yes that was a good one. Keep coming on daddy’s dick” as you almost close your eyes due to that orgasm almost wiping out all your energy. Angel flips you on your back spreading your legs as he fills you up again as you grab his bed sheets.

“Fuck your tight Colibri”, as he starts to move inside of you again as his strokes were connecting with your g-spot as you moan and mewl as he stretches out to his liking as he whispers to you.

“You belong to me Y/N. These beautiful eyes. These soft lips (he kisses them). These long legs and soft arms. These cute toes and soft feet. They belong to me. Your heart. Your mind, soul and body all belong to me querida. You’re mine my love. No other man can make you feel like the way I do. Come like how I do”, whispers Angel as a second orgasm comes as you whisper to Angel.

“Then take it all my Angel. Take all of me daddy. I want you to have all of me”, as you cry out as Angel strokes faster as you dig your nails into his back.

“Fuck me harder my Angel”, you demand as he placed your legs on his shoulders as digs into you pounding you into the mattress as he grabs another orgasm from you as your eyes see pops and bursts of fluorescent lights of the heavens. The headboard bangs the wall harder as he pulls back to back orgasms. You are placed on all fours as Angel lines you up filling you in again burying his dick inside of you as you stiffen up. He fucks you into oblivion as he grabs your hair as skin on skin claps fill his bedroom as he strokes another one from you as tears fall as your crying his name over and over like a rehearsed line in your head over and over. He finally follows you as he grabs your neck pulling you towards him as he empties his essence inside of you as you both tumble onto the bed. His heavy body is on you as you feel satisfied, satiated and sore all at the same time. Angel finally rolls off of you as he grabs a washcloth to clean you up and covers your body in the black silk sheets that are on his bed. He puts on his boxer briefs back on as he returns with cold wine for you and beer for himself as he rolls a blunt to share with you.

He lights the blunt as he takes a hit first and passes it to you. He watches you as you take a pull from it with expertise as you finally expel the smoke. His back is to you as he sits on the floor at the bottom of the bed. You watch the flickering candles against his beautiful tatted skin as you run your fingers through his mane as you kiss his neck. He turns to face you ask he kisses you.

“Hey I want you to wear this mi amor”, says Angel as he removes his golden necklace.

“Whoa Angel I can't wear that. It belongs to you. Also, I notice Ezekiel has the same one”, you say in protest.

“Yeah the same one that Danielle is now wearing around her neck” says Angel as he gets up to sit down in the middle of his bed pulling into his lap as you face him. You notice that the candlelight dances in his beautiful brown eyes as you can’t help but, smile down at him. You have accepted that Angel Ignacio Reyes has to be the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen. You felt in your heart that he wouldn’t hurt or take advantage of you as those walls you built guarding your feelings, emotions and heart no longer existed as you gave in to him. He places the necklace around your neck.

“Eres mia Y/N. Te Quiero Mi Reina”, whispers Angel resting his forehead against yours.

“Te Amo Mi Rey”, you whisper to Angel as he slowly removes the bed sheet from you body.

He takes your body again and again through out the night. Sending your body and soul to heightened places its never been and what assumed never existed. Losing count of how many orgasms you both accomplished you both fell asleep holding each other close.   @lauraashley93 @claytoncardenasbabymama @sesamepancakes @pananegra

[ickle-ronniekins]

; __; imagine a carefree, wild, and tomboyish hufflepuff suddenly becoming a hilariously shy, blushing, and clumsy (because she’s falling for him both figuratively and literally) softie for george weasley. and she’s so smitten that it’s so painfully obvious. and then george is just as bad. and asdfghjkl i can’t - i literally can’t. i am sobbing right now. k, love u.

WOW I’M NOT ALRIGHT this is some adorable shit uggghhhhh i need this so much. so much.

i honestly adore the idea of them just both being so painfully obviously smitten, it’s just the cutest thing ever. i’ll be thinking about this for the next several hours and not doing homework, so :D love u

[dilfdoctordoom]

shipping ask for Betteinelli, Luke/Jessica, Dinahollie, and Timsteph (if you ship it)

Bettenelli

when I started shipping it if I did: A while ago lmao

my thoughts: I am one of this ship’s pioneers. It was upon this very blog that Bettenelli found its life. I think that should explain how much I love them

What makes me happy about them: The endless potential between them, the way that Helena will literally acknowledge that Bette’s a good fighter, the way that they went from a violent fistfight to trying to be friends so quickly, literally everything about them

What makes me sad about them: They have shared exactly two stories together. That’s all the canon material we’ve got. Sad

things done in fanfic that annoys me: Nothing, I see a fanfiction about them, I adore it

things I look for in fanfic: For it to exist

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: For Helena, Renee, maybe Dinah, for Bette, Hank, Dawn or Charley

My happily ever after for them: Kickass vigilante ladies take down Spyral because they’re cute like that

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Changes!!!! If Bette has a nightmare about the Hook, she likes to be the little spoon and since Helena generally likes being the big spoon, this usually works, but if Bette has a nightmare where Helena was hurt, she’s gotta be the big spoon

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Crime-fighting and if not that, cooking

Luke/Jessica

when I started shipping it if I did: Back when I was reading Bendis’s New Avengers because I wanted to understand what the HECK Dark Reign was

my thoughts: Okay okay I’ve got feelings about these two like I love them. I do. I adore them. The endless love and support, the way that they get each other, the unconditional love.... uggghhhhh these two DORKS

What makes me happy about them: Absolutely everything they’ve ever done

What makes me sad about them: We never gotta see them properly get together in the Netflix series & goddammit Marvel, I want Dani Cage already!

things done in fanfic that annoys me: oh, acting like they’re perfect & never argue (they do!!!!! But they always work it out!!!!), literally any fic that acts like Danny & Jess got along when they first met lmao

things I look for in fanfic: For them to be the main pairing... appearance by adorable angel Dani Cage

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: For Jess, IDK... I know some people say Carol but eh. I don’t know if they’re really endgame for me. If you say Trish I am legally allowed to murder you. For Luke, it’s Danny, that’s not even a question

My happily ever after for them: They don’t get dragged into the Avengers shit

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Oh, you think they spoon? You think that Luke hasn’t fallen asleep on top of her? You think Jess hasn’t done the same? Fool. They are sleepy, stupid, good people

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Spending time with Dani it’s my fault they love their daughter endlessly. Judging Matt Murdock’s life decisions. Being some of the few valid Avengers

DinahOllie

when I started shipping it if I did: when I was 10 & watching JLU

my thoughts: THEY’RE IN LOVE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER THEY ADORE EACH OTHER THEY WOULD GO TO HELL AND BACK FOR EACH OTHER I LOVE THEM SO MUCH ACTUAL SOULMATES HERE

What makes me happy about them: Any time that Ollie lifts Dinah up like... I love them they’re soft. Also, the quality banter

What makes me sad about them: DC Comics

things done in fanfic that annoys me: people who act like Ollie cheated on her

things I look for in fanfic: Good Ollie writing. Dinah, people tend to get, but Ollie.... it’s very hit or miss and most of the time, it’s a miss

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Dinah, it’s Babs or Helena, for Ollie, Hal. Just Hal. They’re already in love with each other

My happily ever after for them: All of their kids are brought back into canon

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Changes very night

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Ollie enjoys torturing his amazing wife with his ungodly cooking

[bisexualshrug]

Fmk Becky Lynch, Finn Balor, Andrade Cien Almas

THis really almost did me in. My endless thing for Almas and Becky but my complete adoration of Finn Balor Im--

Fuck: Andrade Cien Almas uggghhhhh d****y

Marry: Becky Lynch ughhhhhh d****y but also i love her and she’s adorable

Kill: Finn Balor he is my sweet baby im so sorry Finn RIP

[breeeliss]

[Femslash February]: New Haircut

one day i won’t be a day behind on prompts. today is not that day. 

Day 6: New Haircut (Chlonette)

Words: 1888

Link to Archive of Our Own: [AO3]

[Previous: Stars] [Next: Frenemies]

“You promise you’re not going to fuck this up?”

Marinette held one of her combs in between her teeth while she stood behind Chloe and passed a leave-in through her damp hair. “Give me some credit, will you?”

“I’m just saying,” Chloe lectured as she stared at her reflection in her vanity mirror. “This isn’t like doing my nails or my makeup. You can’t undo this. And if you make me look like an idiot, I will skip breaking up with you and go straight to murdering you.”

“I cut Rose’s hair when she decided to go short. You do remember that, right? Plus I give Alix, Juleka, and Alya trims all the time.”

“Yeah but this is my hair. A higher degree of discretion and caution is automatically required.”

Marinette started to pull out any last tangles from Chloe’s hair and chuckled. “Do you want me to do this for you or not?”

Chloe puffed out her cheeks and groaned while Marinette chuckled at her expression. Chloe had been talking about cutting her hair short for months. Something about wanting to embrace the whole gay thing and get her stereotypical “lesbian pixie cut” so that she’d be able to stick out and not have to defend the fact that she was actually a lesbian. Apparently, her aesthetic seemed to throw people off and she told Marinette -- and she was quoting here -- “it was either the haircut or the flannels, and like fuck am I wearing flannels just so girls will talk to me.”

Marinette kept trying to tell her that the whole “lesbian aesthetic” thing was stereotypical crap and that she didn’t need to do anything to fit in or prove anything to anybody. Besides, she was dating Marinette already, and Marinette certainly had no complaints in regards to Chloe’s looks. Quite the opposite actually. Chloe seemed to have at least conceded that point to Marinette, but the appeal of a short cut still managed to stick. She kept talking about still wanting to do something different with her look before lycée started, and kept texting sample pictures to Marinette while insisting that she’d definitely be able to pull it off. 

So, when Marinette came over to Chloe’s house today for a sleepover, she impulsively proposed that they just cut her hair now and get it over with so that Chloe wouldn’t have time to talk herself out of it. 

Chloe’s leg started shaking as Marinette parted her hair in three and started to clip up sections on the top of her head. “Mmm, my heart is racing.”

Marinette smiled. “Sounds like nerves. Have you changed your mind?”

“No,” Chloe said, trying to sound sure. “I still want you do to it. But....ugh, it feels like you’re cutting off a limb. My hair’s never going to be this long again.”

“Hair is just hair, you know. Plus short hair is so low maintenance. Gives you more time to focus on makeup and clothes, two of your most favorite things in the world. Win-win.”

“Still,” Chloe whined. 

Marinette settled her hands on Chloe’s shoulders and made eye contact with her through the vanity mirror. “Does it help if I tell you that I think you’re going to look absolutely adorable with this new cut?”

Chloe smirked. “That....does help, actually.”

Marinette snorted and kissed the top of her head, and glanced at the reference photos that Chloe had taped around her vanity mirror. “I got you, don’t worry. I’m gonna make you look good.”

“I trust you,” Chloe sighed out. 

Marinette pulled the scissors out of her pockets and snipped them a few times. “Want to close your eyes?”

Chloe nodded frantically and shut her eyes tightly while Marinette picked up one section of hair and measured out about five inches away from Chloe’s roots. She lined the scissors up and quickly snipped off about a foot of hair while Chloe yelped in response. 

“You okay?” Marinette grinned, moving to the next section to cut off another foot of hair. 

“Yeah, no, doing great,” Chloe grumbled, eyes still shut firmly. “Absolutely fantastic.” 

“You’re so dramatic.”

“Uggghhhhh, just tell me when you’re done.”

“I won’t take long don’t worry.”

Marinette kept her hair short in the back and kept the top layers of her hair long enough to just brush against her ears, like in the pictures she showed her. Marinette figured Chloe would appreciate keeping her bangs, so Marinette kept them long in the front for her too. It took her half an hour to get the layering just right so that when Chloe’s hair dried, it would still keep all the volume that Marinette secretly envied Chloe for. Then again, Marinette had to really be honest with herself and admit that this was a little bit of a gratuitous project. Something about Chloe with a short haircut was oddly enticing, and she was hoping that she was doing the proper work to make her look stunning. 

Marinette took a dryer to Chloe’s hair and had to hold in her squeal of excitement when it turned out exactly he way she’d hoped it would. She took her scissors to clean up her cuts a little bit and passed a couple more serums through Chloe’s hair to finally finish up, all the while Chloe was still keeping her eyes shut and drumming her hands against her lap while Marinette worked. Marinette took a towel and started brushing off the stray hair from the back of Chloe’s neck. “Still with me?” she asked. 

“Mm,” Chloe mumbled. “My head feels lighter. And my neck and my ears feel cold.”

“That’s probably because of the lack of hair,” Marinette said. She kept running her fingers through it -- half to fix how it was falling, and half just because she was really in love with this hairstyle. She was going to quickly become addicted to this. “I’m pretty much done anyway. Wanna see?”

“How does it look?”

Marinette bit her lip. “Really....really good.”

“Really?”

“Open your eyes and look.”

Chloe bounced in her chair a little bit before she finally opened her eyes and blinked in the mirror as if she didn’t recognize herself. Marinette laughed brightly and put down her scissors and her brush while Chloe leaned in close to the mirror and started running her fingers through her hair much like Marinette had been doing. She looked shocked for a long minute before a smile started to form on her face, and she even tried shaking her head to see how her locks moved. Chloe giggled at her reflection and sighed out. “Holy fucking shit, darling, you are a miracle worker.”

“You like it?”

“I love it, I look hot as hell!” Marinette snickered into her hand as Chloe spun around quickly, moved around the chair, and wasted no time cupping Marinette’s jaw in both hands so she could pull her in for a kiss. The gratitude was rolling off of Chloe in waves, and Marinette wound up just laughing against Chloe’s lips instead of kissing her back like she was supposed to. But Chloe didn’t seemed to mind because she pulled away and was positively beaming. “This was such a good idea.”

Marinette’s hands slid up Chloe’s hips and laced together against the small of Chloe’s back. “I told you I had it covered.”

Chloe’s eyes widened in delight. “Let’s cut your hair!”

“Oh my God, no, I wouldn’t look good with this style,” Marinette told her. “My face is too round. Maybe something else...”

Chloe pouted. “But then we’d match. We’d be the kickass-iest couple ever.”

Marinette frowned. “I thought we already were.”

“Eh. Our aesthetic could use a little work. And by ours, I mean yours.”

Marinette smacked her in the arm and Chloe grabbed her hand and kissed the back of it. “I’m kidding! I’m kidding. Kind of,” she winked. 

“You’re lucky I sort of like you and stuff,” Marinette said with an eye roll. She paused in thought before reaching a hand up to touch Chloe’s hair again. “Can I try something?”

“Try what?”

“I wanna test out your new hair.”

Chloe lifted a brow. “Test it....out.”

Marinette nodded. “Mmhm. See how it functions in real world conditions.”

“Such as...?”

Marinette licked her lips, gripped the now short hair on the back of Chloe’s head, and pulled her in for a much slower kiss. Chloe groaned into it and wrapped her arms eagerly around Marinette’s neck while Marinette’s fingers massaged slow, gentle circles into Chloe’s scalp. And oh yeah Marinette could definitely get used to this. Chloe always complained that she could never make out with Marinette without her hair getting messed up because Marinette couldn’t keep her hands off of it. Unfortunately for Chloe, the shorter length wasn’t at all detracting Marinette from the habit. If anything, it seemed like Marinette was going to be indulging in it a lot more often. 

She wound up backing the two of them up against Chloe’s bed so that she could pull Chloe on top of her. Chloe settled herself snugly on top of Marinette’s hips and hummed against her lips when Marinette started dragging her fingers gently along Chloe’s bare thighs. Her fingernails dug into the backs of her legs, and Chloe’s yelp dissolved into a moan as she rocked her hips forward and left Marinette sighing into Chloe’s neck. 

Chloe was already kissing across Marinette’s collarbone and brushing her tank top strap off her shoulder when Marinette smirked. “Look at that! Your hair doesn’t get in my face anymore when we make out!”

“Oh my god,” Chloe snorted into her skin. “That’s what you’re getting out of this?”

Marinette pouted her lips. “I will miss you in ponytails though. Easy to just grab your hair in the middle of things and -- ”

“You’re a pervert,” Chloe chided, covering Marinette’s mouth with her hand. 

Marinette shrugged and kissed Chloe’s palm. She moved her lips up until she was kissing the tips of her fingers and gave a playful bite when she got to the very top of her index finger. “I think we need to do more experiments.”

“With my new hair, yes?” Chloe teased. 

“Mmhm.” Mairnette curled a leg around Chloe’s and deftly flipped the two of them over so that Chloe was on her back and Marinette was now moving her hips slowly against Chloe’s. “For example, I love how your hair looks spread against your pillows. It’s quite lovely.”

Chloe blushed at the compliment and teasingly knocked her knee against Marinette’s waist. “Guess you’re staying over again?”

“Thought you’d never ask,” Marinette grinned. “We still need to see how your hair looks against the pillows you keep at the foot of your bed, too.”

“Oh, so we’re testing out all of them.”

“Indeed. Just to make sure I cut it right. Could take a while. Maybe a few hours. Maybe all night. Very luck that it’s a Friday.”

“Very lucky that Daddy’s not home,” Chloe winked. 

Marinette blinked in shock and pretended to look scandalized. “And I’m the pervert.”

“If you wanna make good time, you better hurry up and keep kissing me.”

Marinette didn’t put up a single bit of protest when Chloe yanked her down and reconnected their lips. Spending Friday night like this? There was no way she could complain about that.