#Sorry the dark choco ones suck

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[sharky-the-idiot]

Why do you hate Pomegranate but adore the other members of the CoD? There might be a hint of misogyny there.

Absolute brainrot take oh my god.......

Golden Cheese reaction pic of shame to YOU anon.

[roturo]

COOL WITH YOU - gojo satoru x f!reader - + 4.5k words

summary: You never though throwing chocolate milk would lead you to being enemies with the popular guy at school, which led you into even a crazier situation.

warnings: smut; unprotected sex, cock warming, dacryphilia, pussy slapping, mating press, finger sucking, oral (f!receiving), marking, degradation kink, slut shaming, edging, teasing, sexual tension, overstimulation. Enemies into idk into lovers. UniversityAU, popular student!gojo satoru, fluff.

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It was a really nice day, really.

Nothing out of the extraordinary, normal classes, normal notes, everything was going great! Nice weather, and even your hair was having a good day!, but lunch time had to come.

You were walking through the cafeteria looking for the table you and your friends usually sit at. Walking with your tray through other people, you were about to make it, until you stumbled and say stumbled for crashed into an almost 2 meter man, food flying everywhere, and if that wasn't enough, your choco milk made a mess on his white t-shirt.

WHY DOESN'T HE WEAR THE COMPLETE UNIFORM?

You felt all the possible stares into you, couldn't even see with who you crashed, way too embarrassed for it. Mumbling a lot of 'sorry, i'm going to pay it for you' 'I can wash it for you, i'm so sorry.' 'I'll buy you a new one.'  You finally looked up and saw who it was.

Gojo Satoru. The popular guy in school. Might not be the smartest, but he has good grades. Not much of a troublemaker (he is), has dated at-least half of the girls in this school, and someway he still has a line of girls waiting for his turn.

He was next his best-friend. Suguru Geto, smartest guy in your class, he's more peaceful, just watches from a distance, a cute smirk,  hasn't dated half of the girls in school, but still has a long line of girls waiting for a chance.

Your face flushed with embarrassment as she saw that the dark liquid from your spilled bottle had stained his pristine white shirt. Gojo's expression was anything but pleased, and he snapped at you, "Watch where you're going dumbass!"

You tried to apologize, but Gojo had clearly made up his mind about you. From that day on, Gojo wouldn't miss any chance to humiliate you just like you did that day in the cafeteria.

He wouldn't let go of that day, calling you all types of nicknames related to it. ¨Milkie¨ ¨Choco-latte¨ and much more. Mostly throwing your books you had in your arms walking through the halls, always putting milk on your desk when recess was done.

He would often challenge you with difficult questions in class, and you would slowly find yourself doing the same. Days went over and you were now annoyed at his behavior. Who does he think he is? He couldn't treat people like he wanted to!

¨Can you stop?¨ Utahime stopped eating, dramatically putting the fork down. ¨Stop what?¨

¨Stop looking at fucking Gojo Satoru! It’s been like two months and you’re still annoyed at him.¨ 

Oh god. He's looking back at your table, Utahime said it loud enough so half of the cafeteria could hear. Feeling your face growing hot you looked back at your friend, her face showing how unbothered she is by the annoyed side-eyes you guys were receiving.

¨It's like you got obsessed with him or something! All you do is talk about him, how angry you are about him, how he did this, how he did that, do you like HIM or what?¨

¨Of course NO! I don't like Gojo-...¨

A small cough interrupted the small discussion you were having, looking up for the person who annoyingly stopped you trying to justify why you don't like the Gojo Satoru, was in fact, the Gojo Satoru.

He was standing in all glory in front of your table with his best friend, Geto, which seemed kinda unbothered with this whole ordeal.

You looked like a little kid being caught trying to grab another candy from the bowl after he got his daily one... which made Gojo chuckle.

How cute.

¨I'm sorry ladies for interrupting your chat, but me, and my friend Geto Suguru, wanted to invite you to our upcoming party this weekend. Right Suguru?¨ He nudged Geto, with his annoying smirk, at what Geto just nodded.

You were about to deny the offer, saying you’re not one of his easy girls to smash with, but Utahime was faster than you and said yes to the invitation and lent her phone so they could send her the place and time.

Oh, well, fuck.

Utahime greeted you into her house with her radiant smile, her eyes shining with mischief. "I would’ve killed you if you didn’t come!" she exclaimed, pulling you into her room. "Tonight, you’re going to have a great fuck and forget that annoying asshole!" You rolled your eyes because of her assumption of you liking Gojo. 

Utahime couldn't resist the thrill of the invitation, saying it’s ¨an event you have to live at least once at uni.¨ You spent hours preparing yourselves. Mostly, Utahime carefully choosing the perfect outfit and a dash of confidence to match. 

You and Utahime arrived at the party, the room buzzed with laughter, music, and vibrant conversations. You’ve been spending the whole night thinking of a way to take revenge on Gojo, and show Utahime proof you don’t like him. You have tried plenty of ways; winning at sports games, not a surprise he’s better than you, but it still pisses you off how irritating he is. You also tried beating him at exams, which somehow you did beat him on them, but somehow he gets more acknowledgment about having a 9 than you having a 10?

Does he fuck the teacher too?

Fuck.

Fuck…

Fuck!

That’s what you need! To fuck Gojo Satoru.

…

Not in that way…

Well, yes. But not him fucking you. You fucking him.

His whole ego is based on how every girl likes him, so… what if you do what he does to the other girls?

Geto greeted the both of you with a smile, offering you something to drink, which you denied, contrary to Utahime. You were having a small chat with your friend and a friend of hers, she was really nice, short haired, not that tall but not that short, she's a friend of Satoru & Suguru apparently… a pretty smile adorning her face while talking with Utahime, her name was Shoko.

And Shoko is really fun, really, but you couldn’t stop from distracting yourself, eyes following the tall frame, going from girl to girl all around the house. It infuriated you how they could be so clueless of the man they’re talking with.

You decided you needed to distract yourself and stop focusing on what he’s doing. Entering the kitchen was really calm, two people chatting while drinking. Preparing yourself a drink, you felt a small push in your shoulder, and it’s like destiny made you to never stop thinking about him, since somehow he was always there.

¨Oops, didn’t see you there.¨ His stupid face, with his stupid smirk.

¨Can’t stop disturbing me for one minute in your entire life?!¨

¨Me? Disturb you? You’re the one who won't stop looking at the other like some obsessed stalker!¨

¨Well, it’s not my fault you keep fooling those girls thinking if they let you fuck them they will be with you at least more than a week before you get bored!¨

He laughed at you, which only made you even angrier. ¨Are you jealous or what?¨

¨I’m not jealous- … don’t. Don’t you dare look at me that way.¨

¨What way?¨

¨Like you want to fuck me.¨

The tension in the room grew stronger, his stupid eyes were having pleasure watching you being angry at him being with other girls. You’re really pretty too, he never took the time to realize that. Maybe it's your fault because of the grembling face you put when you’re around him.

Thank god Suguru came into the room giving you a way out of this situation, calling for Satoru and you.

¨Hey, we need both of you to help us with something back there, Utahime and Shoko are there also. Utahime is really nice, but uhh… she might gotten a little too much drunk…¨

"Do we have to bring her?¨ Gojo said, pointing back at you with his thumb, not even looking at you, just at Geto. ¨You know I hate her." 

¨Yes Satoru, it’s her friend who we are talking about.¨

"I'm standing right here, you know..." 

"I know." You were about to hit Satoru if it wasn’t that Geto didn’t grab the both of you by the wrist and started walking away.

After leaving a very drunk Utahime in Geto’s room, Shoko staying with her, the two other boys (Most like Geto) invited you to go for some midnight ice-cream around the corner, at which, you had nothing to do, so you accepted the offer, who wouldn’t want ice-cream for free?

The three of you got your ice-cream, you were with Satoru while Suguru was paying for them.

¨Your ice cream looks delicious, let me try.¨

¨We have the exact same ice cream, for god’s sake!¨ Satoru was faster than you and gave a big bite (with no teeth) to your ice-cream, you grumbled at his stubbornness.

¨Hey, no fair! You have more sprinkles than mine!¨ You looked up at his face, finding ice-cream all around his lips. Unconsciously your hand caressed his cheek and with your thumb, you wiped the ice-cream off his mouth. Your finger resting on his lower lip, he slightly opened his mouth giving enough space for your thumb to enter, which it did. His tongue swirled around it, savoring the ice-cream he stole from you. Your eyes never left his and vice versa. His cheeks were slightly pink, his eyes were now a darker shade of blue thanks to his dilated pupils.

His hands found a way to lock between your waist, making you get closer to him. Your thumb left his mouth and slowly got into his chest. He smiled at you. A genuine smile from him. Not an evil trace on it. His eyes squinted a little, which made you also smile. 

¨Can y’all believe the old man wanted me to pay for an extra ice-cream we didn’t buy? I stayed like 10 min more trying to explain him we only bought 3.¨

Your face turned pale, as fast as you could, you pushed yourself out of Gojo’s embrace, he awkwardly coughed fixing his hair.

¨Are you guys okay?¨ Suguru looked confused but then looked at you and your melted ice-cream.

¨Oh shit. It melted. Your eyes locked with Satoru for a moment and moved on to the melted ice-cream. Did that really happen?

A week passed and Gojo couldn’t get you off his mind. The moment replaying every day, the feeling of your hand on his cheek never leaving. He was going crazy. 

Ever since Utahime and Shoko got closer, that meant hanging out as a group. It somehow got better? Gojo stopped with the bitterness and the hate towards you, it turned more into teasing?, it’s like he’s been feeling cool with you?

 It even turned into the both of you teasing each-other light heartly, it was fun.

During a late-night study session at Shoko’s,  you and Gojo got into argument from some science topic, you could sense the others were annoyed at the unnecessary pause of studying, leading them into grabbing their phones to go through social media, going for water, or even just start making small drabbles of drawings, knowing they couldn’t do anything about the both of you arguing because of your stubbornness.

Until Utahime snapped, ¨Oh my god, can the both of you just fuck so the tension could leave?!¨ that left the both of you speechless and blankly looking at eachother, red invaded eachother’s face because of how things turned out and how others point of view of the type of relationship the two of you have.

...

... Your walk home was… awkward but nice?

¨Listen. It’s nearing midnight and you're a female walking the streets alone, at least let me walk you home? As much as you annoy me I’d rather you not get murdered¨ You take in his words slowly nodding in agreement as you cross your arms, ¨fine.. nice to hear that you don’t want me dead.¨

So that’s how the both of you ended walking together to your house. It was a weird bonding experience you didn’t think you needed.

¨Wow you can actually be a sweetheart this time, what happened to the boy who was arguing with me today is pluto is still considered a planet?¨

You say lightheartedly but turn to glare in his direction anyway, watching as he rubs the back of his neck with a chuckle.

¨Yeah that was pretty immature. to be fair we’re just as bad as each other ̈

You nodded in agreement it really is a game of back and forth trying to outdo each other. You felt a sudden wetness on your face sticking your hand out and watching as your palms filled with water capturing the rain droplets within, the rain poured without any mercy but thankfully you could see your house just a little down the street, with the nice moment you were having with Gojo you bravely grabbed his hand with a giggle making a bolt towards your house, to your surprise Gojo tightened his grip running beside you as the rain soaked you both.

Catching your breaths as you stood on your porch, sheltering yourselves from the rain, breathlessly laughing as you straightened yourself looking up at Gojo who was just as drenched.

¨Who saw that coming?¨ He smiles pulling lightly on your hand that still stayed secured in his, you were only inches away from each other but the cool breeze and crackling of the thunder held a mysterious mood that drew you into him.

In what should have been forbidden your lips touched, tasting the water that ran along your face seeping into your mouth as you reconnected with Gojo’s pretty lips, it didn’t last long as a large gust of wind interrupted causing you to shiver and unintentionally find comfort in Gojo, pressing against his chest. You could feel his hand rubbing gently against your upper back as he stared down calmly, you finally pulled away from him jiggling with your front door and popping it open with just a twist of your key, frowning your eyebrows slightly as you turn to look at the soaking wet boy again watching him turn towards the rain and stepping closer as if he was about to make a run for it.

¨You don’t have to leave.. it looks pretty hectic out there, i can dry your clothes and you can leave when it’s safer, if that’s what you want?¨ Gojo seemed conflicted a hint of hesitation could be seen but his expression was mostly unreadable, he took one last look out towards the street before turning on his heels, walking into your house with a smile, ¨That seems like a better idea.. thanks.¨

You really didn’t know what you were thinking letting Gojo into your house but it felt right, ¨Your... hoodie¨, you say holding your hand out towards him.¨I can put it in the dryer¨ Gojo paused for a moment looking down, his lips shaping into a straight line as his cheeks puffed out. ¨I’m not wearing an undershirt¨ You let out a light oh before making your way into the laundry room, ¨here! You can throw a towel over yourself if you feel uncomfortable!¨ You yell out to him, turning around to be greeted with Gojo’s bare chest, ¨It’s fine I don’t need a towel¨ He plainly says handing you his hoodie, you quickly nod taking it and heading over to the dryer.

¨What about my pants?¨ You hear him say as you open the lid. ¨What about them?¨ You question turning around to see his slightly wet jeans, ¨They’re not that wet but I can do them too.. got that towel?¨, Gojo let’s out a chuckle unzipping his jeans.

¨I’m not going to be naked, I do have underwear on after all, do you want me to wear a towel?¨ You went silent slowly extending your arm and making a gimme motion with your hand, ¨I don’t care it’s your decision¨, you say sounding a bit flustered, looking away nervously Gojo stripped himself of his jeans leaving him in his underwear. You throw his clothes into the dryer freezing suddenly before closing the lid, realising your own saturated clothes as you played with the hem of your shirt, “fuck it”, you whispered ripping your top from over your head, your pants following in hot pursuit letting them join in with Gojo’s clothes.

The dryer light blinked on watching as the session started not daring to turn around as you knew Gojo was still very much present, feeling a sense of embarrassment as you stood away from him semi nude, the only thing you didn’t know is that he was much closer than you thought feeling his hand smooth over your arm a slight tingling sensation could be felt as he pressed up against your bare back, ¨Aren’t you cold?¨, he said sliding his mouth near your ear, you slowly nodded feeling your words getting stuck in your throat, ¨I mean no, not really¨ You crackled out quickly correcting yourself, your whole body was heating up as the butterflies in your stomach did multiple backflips, ¨Well I am baby¨, you let out a rigid breath feeling your pussy contract within itself at the sudden nickname, you had no idea he could make you feel this way, ¨How are you gonna get warm?¨ You softly breathe out goosebumps arising from your skin as Gojo rubbed up and down your sides placing a few kisses against your neck, ¨I have an idea if you’d spread your legs a little?¨ You obeyed his words like a dog, running on your own horny adrenaline.

¨Are you okay with this?¨ You nodded, feelin his fingers come in contact with your pussy pushing your panties to the side as he swiped his pointer finger through your folds, he stopped clutching his hands roughly on your hips, his forehead laying on your shoulder blade.

¨How? You’re so wet, I barely even touches you.¨ Gojo said sensually pulling your hips towards him as he rubbed his hard against your ass, ¨I thought I’d have to do a little more but I think this is enough.. ready?¨

He kissed up your back adjusting himself a bit, ¨Ready?... for what?-¨, You struggled to say the last syllables as Gojo pushed the tip of his cock into you wrapping an arm around your waist and the other holding onto the dryer in front of you, pulling you upwards so he can angle your entrance just right so he can fully fit into you comfortably.

A gasp escaped you quickly holding onto the side of his thigh as he stayed still, the feeling of his long cock deep inside you made you wriggle pulling your heat away from him as he replants himself, the heat off Gojo’s chest and stomach burned into your back, ¨Now that’s warm¨, Gojo spoke, ¨And it’s tight too¨, He slightly giggled out resting his head on your shoulder.

¨Is it uncomfortable?¨ He quietly spoke in concernment Gojo’s worries fading as he finally feels you melting into him, ¨No it’s good¨ You say sheepishly feeling the slight shake of his arm as he continued to hold onto the dryer, another kiss being littered against your upper back upon hearing you.

It’s beyond weird getting this intimate with him but there always was some lingering sexual tension though. Nothing is really happening as you both stood in silence while Gojo kissed your body, leaving hickeys everywhere. Your body temperatures rising quickly but soon you started to feel Gojo’s movements, he awkwardly pumped himself into you stopping and starting his motions as he fought his urges, ¨Satoru?... If you’re going to fuck me just do it, this is nice and all but I know what we both want¨

You say trying to look at the boy who was still resting his head on your shoulder, you saw him perk up displaying a gummy like smile, ¨If that’s what you want who am I to deny you?¨

He jolted you forward banging you flat against the dryer giving you a sharp thrust as he grabbed a hold of your hair, bringing you back so he could kiss you, ¨You really want your enemy fucking you? Want everyone to know how of a cockslut you are? That Utahime was right? filthy.¨ 

You hum in pleasurable agreement a cheeky giggle escaping you as Gojo tilts your head to the side giving himself access to your neck, ¨Enemy? Do you really want to be calling yourself that when you started this? I think you’ve always wanted to do this, you love me¨ You say daringly, feeling incredibly unsatisfied as he pulled himself out of you spinning you around and finally coming face-to-face with him, Gojo’s hair now completely dry but nothing changed about his smirk.

¨You don’t need this” He unclips your bra way too easily wiggling it in front of your face like a trophy

“Don’t try putting this act on me, you’ve wanted my dick ever since you met me, those looks you don't give them to everyone.. probably why you love me so much ̈ You push him away playfully, covering your breasts and snatching your bra from him attempting to walk passed, Gojo re-attaches himself to you pulling you into a back hug as he kisses you roughly, biting your lower lip dragging slightly out making you whine.

“Don’t be stubborn, the laundry room is nice but why don’t you show me the bedroom?” You lean into him with a satisfied smile spreading across your face as you had every intention in bringing him to your bed, ¨Where do you think I’m taking you?¨

Nothing was stopping you, both fully naked in bed as Gojo’s face found refuge in between your legs licking up and down your slit and sucking on your sensitive clit, making infinity signs between them, holding your thighs apart to stop you from caging him in with each spasm of your body, “I’m gonna-“, you moaned out Gojo humming at your words removing his mouth from your heat and licking his two fingers as he dives them straight into your soaking pussy pumping in and out, “You’re gonna what?” He smirks, making a gesture of using his free hand to put on his ear to sign like he didn’t listen to you. Watching as you gasp at the sudden intrusion his smirk grew larger. ¨Oh! There! Satoru please I-¨

He stopped, smiling proudly and taking in your watery eyes, his smile soon turning into a sarcastic pout, ¨Aw, that’s cute¨ He laughed, pushing you flat against the bed as you leaned up to try and hit him, him being faster slapping your pussy.

¨Oh stop it! you’ll get what you want later slut, look what you’ve done to me¨ He looks down at his hard and angry cock begging for attention, rolling his fingers around his shaft as he covers his member in your juices.

¨Open your legs wider” Gojo hovers above you angling himself at your cunt, finally slipping back into your wet cunt, wasting no time in hammering into you giving you no chance in preparing for his speed, quickly wrapping your arms around his neck as he mercilessly rocks you back and forth but as Gojo lifted each of your legs up putting you into a mating press, which made the thrusters even go deeper inside you, turning you into a beautiful moaning mess.¨Ah! Look at you, you’re beautiful¨

Gojo groans out closing his eyes and throwing his head back in an attempt not to bust, picking up the pace as he fucks you raw diving his face into your neck as he concentrates feeling his heavy panting on your neck.

¨Don’t stop this time¨ You barely get out feeling your body getting to it’s highest point again, your back arching immediately as Gojo’s fingers had sneakily approached your clit rubbing your clit at lightning speed. You couldn’t breathe your legs spasming out and clenching around Gojo so hard he could barely move, your moans turning into a pleasurable scream as you reached your orgasm falling limp as you continued to pulsate around Gojo’s cock. 

He isn’t done yet. Taking in sharp breaths as he chases after his own high, you whine slightly from sensitivity but you weren’t going to stop him, thrusting a few more times till he pulls out in quickly, pumping himself in his hand as he aims his load on your stomach, moaning sweetly as he shoots his cum all over your lower half swiping his thumb over his head picking up some of the white substance and shoving it into your slightly agape mouth, ¨How does it taste sweetheart?¨ You start sucking his thumb without any hesitation making a loud popping sound as you pull his hand away.¨Delicious¨, you smile. 

With a satisfied chuckle Gojo collapsed onto your bed watching as he reached for anything to help clean yourself up with, ¨I don’t regret doing that you know…¨ He quickly says as he wiped up his mess, ¨I would’ve preferred if you cum somewhere a little less messy¨ You raised an eyebrow, ¨I meant having sex with you.. I’d do it again¨ You smiled, feeling the excitement run through you with just the thought of having sex with Gojo again ¨I’d like that too¨ He went a little quiet intensely watching you, getting closer to you, his lips crashed yours. This time it wasn’t rushed at all, he was moving his lips slowly, capturing every moment of it. Taking a small moment to breathe, he started kissing you again, then giving small pecks all around your face which made you giggle. He finally stopped with getting himself around your arms, cuddling you. 

He called out your name at which you just answered with a small sound out of tiredness. 

¨I think I love you.¨

[little-luna-llama]

When are we ever ready?

Custard (at least in my mind) is such a pitch perfect mix of pure vanilla and shadow milk, and a parallel to both of them.

It's analysis timeeee

Contains: my analysis of canon custard iii, a quick parallel between him and Dark Choco cookie, A quick analysis of what I think made shadow milk turn into a beast and why and finally the actual parallel between custard, Shadow and Vanilla. (Being ready to handle something)

Custard is a kind vanillian cookie kid with a persona that's basically his entire personality(being king). He speaks in a way that could be read as bratty, but comes off as performative and a little silly goofy.

He's trying to step into shoes that are wayyy to big for him right now that comes with decisions he's not ready to make or knowledge he's not ready to know. His fortune cookie says "Watch, listen, play! Your memories will shine brighter than a royal crown."

It's literally saying stop trying to grow up and enjoy the now. Because let's be real: growing up sucks when it actually happens. Custard is yet to realise that because he's a kid still looking at adulthood through rose coloured glasses like any kid would.

In a sense this also makes him a parallel to dark choco cookie, who from what we've seen had a very hopeful and positive outlook when he was younger, trying to do what is best for the kingdom but seeming to lack understanding in some of the details, which deepens the rift with his father and fuels his need to prove himself. Which as we know didn't end well...

Custard I don't think is in it to prove himself as a leader. If you've read the bluebell fics I've actually stated that I see the kingly persona as a sort of trauma response. He misses his dad and we don't know what happened to him, and most likely custard doesn't know either. Custard is very young, arguably the youngest of the cast behind snapdragon who's a literal baby, I say about 7/8 years old and loosing your parents at that age definitely doesn't help you develop healthy states of mind or coping mechanisms because there's no supervision.

Custard knows he's of noble vanillian lineage, he heard stories of pure vanilla, this beloved King who was loved by all that grandpa was close to, he was powerful and navigated life's struggles with such ease and gentleness. A kid hears that and thinks "wow he had a lot of friends because he was King! If I'm King then everyone will want to be my friend and I won't be lonely anymore! And I can make the rules!" It's a very young mindset. It also puts him above the others so if they leave him, he can get the last word in and they aren't leaving him, he's banished them. He's in charge, he doesn't want to be friends with them and they should feel sorry about it.

I don't think it's intentionally toxic or anything, it's just the mind of a kid rationalising something to protect themselves from the trauma they've experienced. It's really common for childhood trauma to manifest a coping mechanism like this; finding a source of inspiration and power to project onto, to call on for emotional support. In certain cases it with even go as far as to manifest as d.i.d, but that's not relevant to custard. This also happens in adults as well.

This links to Shadow milk however: shadow has one of the starkest transformations in theme from ancient to beast from what we've seen. Eternal hardly changed, mystic seems to have simply hidden themselves behind a veil, burning spice hardly changed, and it seems silent salt simply put on their helmet.

Shadow milk however was clearly a scholar/Wizard archetype. Fits with his virtue being knowledge, much like how eternal hardly changing fits with their sloth, burning spices silhouette getting bigger fits with the overwhelming power of destruction, mystic hiding themselves away behind their veil to appear unfeeling/apathetic and like a god to their followers (its a literal separation) and silent hiding their face entirely so not even their expressions could communicate their feelings.

So why is did shadow go from a prim and proper scholar to a jester? I think it's all to do with knowledge.

All the beasts had to experience some great trauma, that one moment that solidified their descent into darkness(I have theories for all of them.) Something that, to them, justifies their actions (or lack thereof). Shadow Milks power is that of knowledge, and knowledge doesn't discriminate between the good and evil. Shadow would most likely be hyper aware of everything, to the point of near omniscience before creating dark moon magic. He would see the world and his friends suffering and want to stop it all, and he finds a way:

Using mind magic and trickery. It starts innocent but it builds and builds and it becomes addictive, then it becomes second nature.

Innocently making someone forget the horrors they've experienced, or filling someone's mind with fake positive memories to turn them away from committing atrocities. Perhaps he does it to his friends: maybe he sees them falling and every time he fills their heads with sweet lies to buy them a few more months.

He's overloaded by taking on everyone's troubles while he was still coming to grips with his power, he has no one to turn to because of his spiderweb of lies. He's alone and he doesn't know how to cope. Just like custard

And just like custard he adopts a front: instead of feeling remorse or trying to reverse what he's done and accept that he made a mistake he just leans into it harder, forging a new identity to pick up the pieces and figure something out, unchained by the lies of his past because he is the director the playwright, the producer, he gets to make the decisions and nobody can question him.

(Obviously the first thing he would do would be to lift the lies from his friends and have them fall too.)

Vanilla also sort of does this with healer cookie, but he has amnesia at that point in the story. Healer cookie is more like the truest reflection of pure vanilla cookie, unburdened by the horrors of his life. I bet shadow milk watched healer cookie and seethed inside. For Custard though, I think it was something he had to see even if it hasn't paid off yet. He got to know pure vanilla completely outside of his idealised version without bias because he didn't know.

In the crumbs of content we do have both from in game and twitter we have seen Custards attitude change a little. He's mellowed out a little in the dark cacao episodes and by the time stories by the campfire rolls around he's much more an excited child who happens to like his prince costume and playing prince than a 7 year omd trying to actually be in a position of power with no help or guidance.

Since pure vanilla and shadow are supposed to be opposites I think custard is actually supposed to help convey what makes them the same and what makes them different. They share the acting performative parts of their character with shadow milk, but with vani we see custard genuinely trying to impress him because he wants to be like the vanilla he heard about in his bedtime stories. However custard currently runs the risk of stumbling into something that he's not ready for, which is something I think vani and shadow share. Vanilla wasn't ready to receive the light of truth and its responsibility, and shadow wasn't really ready to weild all of that knowledge alone.

This is also partly why I made the bluebell au. Shadow definitely smelt a kindred spirit but also "hey the kids connected to vani this will make good angst." And also In the fic I have custard adopting a few variations of his prince persona partly to make more people like him.

[bellatheinkdemon]

Remember that one angsty "comic" I made for Dark Choco and Berserk Dark Cacao?

Well whether you do or you don't, I may have another concept similar to that.

So basically the plot is that Dark Cacao turns into his Berserk form WAY early in the story than in Canon. (Like before the main story even begins, but after Dark Choco is banished). This (rightly so) freaks everyone in the Dark Cacao Kingdom. No-one can figure how he turned into this form or how to turn him back into normal. And since Dark Cacao is just in a blind rage, destroying anything he sees, any Cookie that hasn't been crumbled by the Berserk king has fled the Kingdom, basically making the Dark Cacao Kingdom a ghost town, minus for a couple of animals and the Licorice Sea.

Speaking of the Licorice Sea, cue act 2!

Since the Dark Cacao Kingdom is no longer inhabited by Cookies (minus you know who), some of the Licorice Oozelings have been playing around, transforming themself into mini version of Cookies. Though the mainly been taking the form of Dark Choco, cause wouldn't you believe it, Dark Choco's portrait is still intact!

(What I'm referring to):

Some of the Licorice Oozelings noticed a pattern in the castle. Non of Dark Choco's stuff has been destroyed by Berserk Dark Cacao. And sometimes while the Licorice Oozelings are sneaking by Dark Cacao, they noticed him just staring at any picture that has Dark Choco in if. So the Licorice Oozelings come to the conclusion that Dark Cacao misses his son. (And since these little guys actually care about Cookies unlike their brethren) They decided to somewhat fuse together in order to take the form of Dark Choco.

"Wait a minute, couldn't the Licorice Oozelings already do that without them fusing? Why do they need to fuse now?" To make themselves the size of a regular Cookie to make their "disguise" believable. And they can un-fuse anytime.

So the Licorice Oozelings, now transformed as Dark Choco, approached Dark Cacao. Dark Cacao notices them, and he actually believes that's his son. He hugs "Dark Choco" and just starts sobbing and is saying words like "I'm sorry" and such in his distorted voice. "Dark Choco" comforts their "father" (Despite the Licorice Oozelings not knowing what Dark Cacao or the actual Dark Choco did.)

And that's all from me for now. Did any of that make sense? Probably not since I suck ass with explaining things. But hey, I have more shitty angsty comic material now.

[ulteriorm0tiv3s]

₊˚⊹🦇﹕vampire s/o﹒˚₊

❧ pairing: dark choco x reader, espresso x reader (gender neutral)

❧ genre: fluff

❧ requested by: 🥀 anon

❧ notes: BARKBARK i LOVE THIS IDEA YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND sorry i also love vampire stuff and dark choco anyway hi as i’ve said before i’m kinda burnt out rn so sorry if these suck 😭

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~♦️ dark choco ♦️~

🍫•˖* he probably found you on one of his lonesome stress reliever walks.

🗡•˖* you were kinda,, creeping on him and he got really paranoid. he probably thought you were a normal bat at first - then you just . poofed into a cookie.

🍫•˖* dark choco isn’t one to fear those who are equally as scary as he is, so he wasn’t scared when you came face to face.

🗡•˖* you weren’t scared of him either, so win win, you both liked each other because most cookies thought you were scary.

🍫•˖* dark choco really likes your bat form, he thinks it’s pretty neat. he lets you perch/hang on his giant ass shoulder pads whenever you want. he also likes your little chirping and clicking sounds; they calm him down.

🗡•˖* you being primarily active at night is convenient for him. he’s also more active at night. if he ever wants to do something with you, he usually has time because of this.

🍫•˖* he doesn’t really mind the “i kinda need to aggressively bite people to feed myself” thing. he knows a thing or two about tracking shit down, so he helps you look for good sources of blood sometimes. (or maybe he’ll just let you bite him idk he might be into that)

🗡•˖* dark choco’s very cautious with the environment around you. he makes sure the lights in his room/hideout are dim enough for you.

🍫•˖* he also just makes sure to keep harmful things away from you.

🗡️•˖* dark choco takes extra precautions to make sure you’re comfortable :]

~🧬 espresso 🧬~

☕️•˖* not gonna lie he was probably scared shitless when you first met. he met you through an acquaintance that was doing a study on you.

✏️•˖* he found you quite interesting and decided to join the study. due to the slight fear, though, he was a little tedious around you.

☕️•˖* espresso respected you and treated you as a cookie, not a science experiment. soon enough, he wasn’t as scared of you.

✏️•˖* because he’s doing partnered research, he feeds you with provided blood donations rather than letting you bite things.

☕️•˖* the experiments aren’t much. he just mixes coffee with your feeding blood packets or just records how fast you can fly in your bat form.

✏️•˖* speaking of your bat form, he doesn’t really like it. especially at night. you’re pretty loud at night and it disturbs him from resting.

☕️•˖* surprisingly, espresso isn’t a night owl. he stays up sometimes to do work, but not often. he usually only gets to hang out with you during the study sessions with his acquaintance.

✏️•˖* he is, however, actively working on ways for you to come out during the day.

☕️•˖* he daydreams about going somewhere with you during the day, like a park or cafe.

✏️•˖* espresso hopes his daydreams come true some day. and being the genius he is, they definitely will.

[gritsandbrits]

did i send this already i think i did but if i did delete this ask lol

1,13 and 14

once again sorry if i already sent this my brain is playing tricks on me rn

Hehehe tumblr having its usual I already answered the first one! Two times a charm!

1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get

SakuSasu & Naruhina: ugh TERRIBLE im sorry but naruto and sakura actually had more chemistry

Sherlock x Irene: tbh irene works so much better as some random lady who just happens to outsmart Holmes instead of being reduced to his girlfriend

Olivia x Basil: another Sherlock related one but I don't get this one at all bc he knew her from she was a little girl and he a grown man 😬 just make some damn OCs

Cheating but this involves my OC... Gwynn and Artie while Gwynn is technically guinevere, she's considerably older than Artie and sees him as a little brother. And Artie wouldn't gel well with her rebellious nature. Also Charming x Rapunzel (shrek version) boring as shit lol

13. Unpopular opinion about XXX character

The human villains in TFA are overhated, and not that useless since they're meant to be jokes AND a credible threat for the Autobots to gain experience fighting. Not everyone needs to be deep some ppl enjoy being chaotic and evil for the hell of it XD

Another TFA thing but i think people take the uwu Optimus takes a bit too seriously like we KNOW he's more than that we just want him to realize he's worth more than being someone else's punching bag

Vlad's crush on Maddie was the least interesting part of his character & I hope future works do away with this entirely

SECOND OC CHEAT but some of my self inserts are just that. They're for fun and doesn't need deep complex lore in order to be good. Sometimes i just wanna imagine myself riding the thigh of a fictional man. 🤷

14. Unpopular opinion about your fandom

Doll twt seems to care more about controversy than actually appreciating dolls and it SUCKS

The hate towards human characters in both sonic and TF fandom is more obnoxious than the humans themselves!

Cookie run related but people have a right to criticize how rushed Dark Choco's redemption arc is they're also allowed to criticize the problematic aspects like Lilac Cookie's design

THIRD OC CHEAT but I think if Gwynn and Rhodanthe were canon the shrek fandom would eat them RIGHT UP in a good way

[chromes-corner]

Filling out my cacao storyline bingo card + explanations and stuff

(Spoilers under cut)

BINGO!!!!! 🥳

Okay I’m going to go through every square and talk about them bc I have too much time on my hands (ones marked in red were ones I marked in my bingo card)

Espressoleine hint/tease

Thank god there was none of that

Dark Choco redemption/hinting at redemption

So, I think this once speaks for itself. It’s less of a redemption and more of the start of the redemption. I’m marking it down.

Affogato is a villain or at least morally grey

Self explanatory

Dark cacao/affogato ship art

Surprisingly, I haven’t seen a ton of it. I really thought a bunch of people would jumping on that wagon haha

Espresso dialogue

UGHHHH I WISH HE AND AFFOGATO INTERACTED!!!! I did like his little thing with the destroyed coffee tribe village in 13 tho

new bonds

That shits so disappointing like cmon

Insufficient Caramel Arrow story involvement

YESSS!!!! THEY DIDNT SHAFT MY GIRL!!!!!!!! I would’ve liked to hear more about her relationship with Choco but that little bit about him teaching her to fight sated my thirst pretty well lol

Dragons

WHYYYYY DEVSIS!!! YOU GIVE US COOL FUCKING LORE AND DESIGNS AND YOU DONT USE IT????? I want to know more about the black and white dragons so fucking badly. I’m assuming they’ll never have story relevance now which makes me SO MAD!!!! They’re everywhere on the cacao kingdom architecture!!!! Please tell us more about them and their significance to cacao culture!!!!! I will never not be pissed about that :/

Dark enchantress involvement

She wasn’t there lol

Cacao in disguise

Very glad they didn’t go the “omg he’s disguised nobody knows who he is” route. I like that it took him a while to get into his armor. I really hope we get the robes as a costume :)

Lack of Dark Enchantress involvement

Like, she wasn’t there in person is what I was going for with that one.

Dark Choco is kicked from the meta since Cacao is meta

Now, I almost didn’t mark this one, but I’m counting it since I hardly see Choco in arena anymore. Personally I still prefer him for stuff like guild battles and bosses, but yeah having used cacao he’s like way better lol

Dark cacao thirst

It’s my free space but still. I’ve seen it. You’ve seen it. God has seen it.

Impossible boss

Yeah uhhhhh that 14-30 kinda…… um…… let’s just say I miss raspberry

F2P players shafted

Yeah lol I did the math on like the first day. Sorry f2p homies 😔

Coffee tribe mention

Well, at least they were mentioned…? Still would’ve liked more. Devsis fucking sucks at worldbuilding :(

No CoD storyline mention

THANK GOD FOR CONTINUITY AND CINEMATIC PARALLELS BABY!!!

Arena saturation

Yeah self explanatory

Dark Choco has no plot relevance

ONCE AGAIN, THANK GOD

Emotionally absent father

Okay I was on the fence about marking this one but tbh this is how I interpreted it. Cacao seemingly only trained his son for battle and never really was a “father” to him, yknow?

No info about golden cheese

Kill me

No trauma resolution

I was also on the fence about this one but I decided that yeah it happened. Cacao realizing where he went wrong in fatherhood was probably as far as it could go anyway since the damage had already been done, and Choco, well, that’s an entire other post

Gingerbrave on his dumb shit

SURPRISINGLY DIDNT HAPPEN!!!!! Really happy about that. Happy about gingergangs entirely separate involvement in the plot this time. I liked seeing the others work it out on their own without fireteam mcguffin butting in with their “you have depression? Just smile :)” bullshit

Flashbacks

Surprised that there were no flashbacks. Well there was one VERY brief one but I’m not counting it. Wish we saw more cacao and young Choco interactions so we could fully understand their relationship :/

Glimpse of milk tribe

Thank you for this crumb of sustenance devsis. It will tide me over until we get some golden cheese info or another ovenbreak legendary :)

[adamfoolcry]

Troublesome (Part I)

part II, part III, part III (2) - (coming soon)

pairings: Maneater/Partygirl!Reader x BoyfriendMaterial!Jungwoo, Maneater/Partygirl!Reader x FirstLove!Hendery, BestCousin!Sicheng, Bestfriend!Lucas

warnings: semi-public, dirty talk, fingering, consumption of alcohol, swearing, explicit language

genre: comedy maybe even a crackfic, smut, fluff, and a teeny tiny pinch of angst

summary: When you walk into a room everyone’s attention will quickly divert to you as if you commanded them. You are the epitome of perfection in their eyes but why is that boy Jungwoo not giving you even a glance.

word count: 3,209

chinese slang: meimei = little sister, gege = older brother

a/n: Hi guys been working on this for the past few days this will most likely be a series since I got carried away so far I have written 2 more installments and is working on the 4th one. This is not proof-read yet excuse the mistakes. I had so much fun writing this.

Transferring to Korea and following your older cousin Sicheng to his choice of university is the best decision you have ever made. You are adapting well to your new environment and Sicheng is just one call away when you mess up really bad and need a way out. Everyone will be literally whipped with Sicheng's ethereal face. Not that you can't charm your way out of any situation but having him resolve it for you means less work on your side. Which is why even though you are having the time of your life at the club dressed to kill with your little black dress, drinking your ass out with your new clubbing friends you still forced yourself to go to the tteokboki restaurant Sicheng ordered you to even though you are not in the right condition to do so, you are already pissed drunk and your vision is already seeing doubles. Still, you need to be in Sicheng's good graces or else you'll hear from your Mom and Dad the next time they check up on you. "Damn you, Sicheng gege." You mutter to yourself.

Trying hard not to fall you try to navigate to where Sicheng is waving his hand up for you to come.

"You are lucky, I love you gege or else I would not even bother to come." It is as if it took the greatest effort to utter that sentence. You can feel nausea catching up on you. It was a bad decision when you started knocking back the liquor as if they were flavored water.

"What is more important than me huh, _____? You are just drinking yourself silly my dearest xiao mèimei." Sicheng replied incredulously to which you just rolled your eyes as a retort. You can feel the alcohol trying to climb your throat. "Mèimei I just want to introduce you to my friends stop giving me that attitude." Sicheng said while looking at you disapprovingly. Sicheng then started to introduce the girl opposite him which in all honestly you won't remember the next day given your state of drunkenness. You can feel the bile and acid rising in your throat try as you might you can't hold it in. You can hear someone else's footsteps walking towards you every squeak on the tilled floor produced by the rubber shoes reverberated in your eardrums the intensity of the sound not helping you delay your launch of projectile vomit on him.

"This is Jungwoo. He is one year younger than me taking up Archi-" You asked forgiveness from the deities above for every little atrocity you have committed but the gods were not on your side. You hurled the contents of your stomach onto the boy apparently named Jungwoo.

"What the hell ______!" Sicheng exclaimed. Seeing the look of disgust from Sicheng to other patrons whispering in low voices you can't help but cry from embarrassment sinking slowly on the floor, yes you are an emotional drunk and a lightweight."I am really sorry guys. I'll take ______ home." Sicheng said you can hear the frustration from his voice. While trying to gather you in his hold by putting his arms under your armpits trying to drag you away from the puke-covered floor.Jungwoo was left dumbfounded at the restaurant staring at Sicheng dragging your limp body away from the crowd who was shocked by what they have witnessed. He made a mental note to avoid you. Girls like you with perfect faces and sculpted bodies are synonymous with trouble."That girl is a lot to deal with." He sighed he felt sorry for Sicheng.

You woke up with a pounding head that makes you want to go back to sleep. The last thing you remembered was going to a tteokboki restaurant where Sicheng is. Trying to recall the next sequence of events makes your headache worse luckily your cellphone ringed. You answered the call. "Mèimei wake up. You'll miss your classes." Sicheng said on the other line.

"Honestly gege, you are still a stuck up even in College. What could one absent do?" You replied.

"Do you want me to call Auntie?" What age is he? Five. Can he not retort to threats. "I have left aspirin on your kitchen counter, reheat the food I have bought last night." Sicheng started launching his tirade.

"You know I love you right, gege." You said in an overly sweet voice.

"I know. I am the best cousin in the whole world stop trying to suck up to me. Go get ready for your classes let's meet at lunch." Sicheng then proceeded to hang the phone up. You started to get ready. As you don your outfit you decided to stop by the cafe on campus to get your caffeine intake you would surely need it to survive this day's classes.

"One iced americano to go." After you paid you proceeded to stand on the designated waiting area scrolling at your phone.

"White choco mocha to go for Kim Jungwoo." The barista announced. You are so engrossed with your phone that you didn't hear someone at your back trying to get his order it wasn't until he tapped your shoulders that he got your attention.

"Miss you are blocking the way." You looked at the source of the voice and you were greeted with soft features too pretty for a man with a towering height. "Umm, I can't get my order." He said ruffling the back of his head while smiling down at you which broke your trance.

"Oh." You quickly stepped aside as you watch him take his order. He was wearing dark wash jeans and an oversize yellow hoodie pairing it with black converse. He doesn't look like the jock type maybe another stuck up like Sicheng you converse with yourself.

"How are you feeling? You were not in a good state last night." The man who you are admiring turned and talked to you.

"Sorry have we meet? I can't seem to remember?" You asked confused.

"Well, I guess you ruining my hoodie last night doesn't warrant recognition." The man smiled teasingly at you.

Last night? What the hell happened last night? You racked your brain and last night's event started to come back to you. You hurled your vomit at this guy and cried on the restaurant's floor while everyone present was so amazed by the spectacle you made. You groaned you want the ground to eat you up alive. How can you make a fool of yourself in front of the prettiest guy you've ever seen?

"One iced Americano to go." You snatched your order from the barista so fast that even she was flustered and quickly headed to the cafe's door walking briskly trying to escape the man's stare.

Jungwoo looked at your retreating dainty figure shaking his head with a smile. "Yeah, this one's trouble."

You go through the day trying to forget what happened last night and hoping you can avoid that pretty boy even for just this day. You honestly can't deal with your embarrassment last night. You want to go back to your dorm and recuperate. Lunch came and you proceeded to the cafeteria where Sicheng said he'll treat you. You look around trying to find Sicheng amongst the sea of people seated at the tables. Just when you are about to call him he shouted your name.

"_________! Here." Sicheng waved his hand which helped you locate where he is. All of the people's stare was onto you when they heard Sicheng shouting your name. This is nothing new to you when you walk into a room everyone's attention will quickly divert to you as if you commanded them. You confidently strutted to where your cousin is everyone in awe of your beauty. You are the epitome of perfection in their eyes but why is that boy Jungwoo not giving you even a glance instead looking fondly at the girl sitting by his side. You arrived at the table and sat beside Sicheng it was just then that Jungwoo acknowledged your presence smiling at you charmingly.

"You do remember their names right?" Sicheng asked you.

"I may be pissed drunk but I have a great memory you know." You replied snarking.

"Then I guess you remember that you made a show last night puking while crying at the same time. I didn't know that was possible it must be your only talent." Sicheng said laughing embarrassing you further. In retort, you elbowed his stomach too hard which made him keeled over.

"I am Sicheng's cousin, _______. Nice to meet you guys." You then flashed your most charming smile. To which the girl who Sicheng introduced as Jiwon nearly swooned over.

"You're so pretty, _______. Have you considered being a model?" Jiwon said gushing at you. Before you can even answer the two boys exclaimed at the same time.

"You're prettier." Sicheng said.

"You're pretty too, Noona." Jungwoo announced.

Jiwon was blushing so much and no one dared to break the silent awkwardness. So apparently these two boys got the hots for the same girl you made a mental note to tease Sicheng about it later. You took pity and cleared your throat.

"So tell me how did all of you meet?" You asked them. Which got the conversation going so the gist is they are all in the Department of Engineering and Architecture and meet through the Arts club which is run by Sicheng who is now in his fourth year of engineering. Jungwoo is a second-year architecture student same as Jiwon who is a returning student. Of course, as you listen your mind is also picking what club to visit for the next few days. Sicheng made sure to make plans for the four of you the next weekend. Honestly, you know Sicheng is just looking out for you but you can also gain your own circle of friends without his help. Sure you rub people the wrong way but you refuse to befriend anyone who won't accept you for who you are.

You don't want to go to this group date but the first friend you made at your maths class won't stop until you accepted so here you are approaching a table full of strangers. You greeted everyone politely and was surprised to see a familiar face. Jungwoo was sitting in front of you. The last time you saw him was 3 weeks ago when Sicheng invited you to the cinema of course tagging Jiwon and Jungwoo along. At this point, you're seriously debating who the third wheel is. It is painfully obvious that Jiwon likes Sicheng and only sees Jungwoo as a friend. After that, you started ditching Sicheng's invites making up excuses so he and Jiwon can finally have a date. Sicheng should be thankful to have you because at the rate he is going he won't get laid before graduating. You figured that Jungwoo would take the hint sooner or later and let Sicheng and Jiwon have their alone time. Maybe he has taken the hint which is why he is attempting to mingle tonight. Jungwoo smiled at you and you also acknowledged him. Honestly, Jungwoo is not bad you would even go far as to say that he is just as handsome as Sicheng but each to their own taste. The night was pleasant enough the conversation going smoothly between the groups that was until a vivacious girl had the audacity to proposition Jungwoo.

"Jungwoo you are so handsome and just my type. Would you like to go separately on a date with me now?" The girl asked Jungwoo batting her eyes flirtatiously. The boys howled at Jungwoo clapping his back.

"Come on Jungwoo, she is a catch." Jungwoo didn't answer and tried to avoid the girl's eyes. You could see that he was uncomfortable and even kinda pissed. Jungwoo was always smiling that you kind of think his glower face is also cute. "I am --" You cut off Jungwoo.

"Actually Jungwoo and I already decided to go on a date." You answered the girl instead. "Right, Jungwoo?" You looked at him pointedly hoping he will get the hint.

"Uhmmm yeah." Jungwoo replied.

"Now if you don't mind. We'll go ahead, guys." You stood up from your seat and grabbed Jungwoo's hand. The group cheered and teased the two of you as you got out of the restaurant. Once outside you let go of his hand.

"Really, why bother attending when you aren't interested in going out with one of the girls?" You asked Jungwoo.

"Does it show that much?" Jungwoo asked you with a smile.

"I know you like Jiwon unnie, but it's kinda obvious she is not interested in you." You decided to tell him.

"I know she likes Sicheng hyung." He said in a defeated manner.

"Well, then I am going now. I don't want to listen to your broken-hearted spiel. I've already repaid you now we're even." You said walking to your car. Jungwoo followed trailing behind you.

"You call that even? You puked on me and I have to throw out that hoodie because it smelled so bad even after laundering it." He said laughing softly.

You turned back towards him making him step back a little due to your proximity. "Well do you want to go spend the remaining of your evening with miss flirty? I am sure she'll try to suck your face every chance she got." You crossed your arms below your breast raising your eyebrows at him.

"Woah.. Woah. Miss ______. Ok, we're even." Jungwoo replied with a slight tilt to his voice. He is obviously having fun teasing you.

"Can you drop me off at the bus stop?" Jungwoo asked

"Nah, I don't think so." You retorted. You walked towards your car slamming the door with so much force as you entered. Jungwoo watched as you drove away he can't help but smile.

"Trouble I wouldn't mind getting caught in."

You drove as fast as you can to catch up with your dorm's curfew but alas you did not make it on time. You decided to just roam around the area and find a decent hotel to sleep at and maybe contact one of your boy toys. You found Jungwoo at a station which is already closed. You slide your windows down.

"Hey Smartass!" You shouted which got his attention. "I thought you are gonna take the bus."

"I missed the last bus. I was hoping to hop in the line but it is already closed. What about you? I thought you are going back to your dorm?" There was a pregnant silence. "Wait, don't answer that, It is already past curfew right?" He was laughing so hard contorting his body in a half and holding his stomach.

"You finished drama queen? Well, come on in." He entered your car and made himself comfortable.

"You seem to love making fun of me, Mr. Smartass." You accused him.

"You look cute when you're angry." He announced facing you his eyes crinkling his lips forming a grin.

"Correction. I am always cute."

"Whatever you say Ms. Pukeface." Jungwoo retorted.

"I am gonna fucking kill you Jungwoo!" You started slapping his shoulder leaning on to his seat to deliver more force. To counter your attacks he seized your wrists. Your faces were so close to each other you can feel each other's warm breath goosebumps started appearing on your neck. His eyes started fleeting on your lips. You made the first move and place your lips on his. After a few seconds, Jungwoo started moving his lips against yours kissing you deeply. He freed your wrists and moved his hands onto the nape of your neck pulling you closer. You placed one of your hands on his shoulders gripping it tightly. You licked his lips asking for entrance which he granted your tongues melded with each other. Jungwoo bit your lower lip which made you moan he took this opportunity to explore your mouth like he fucking owns it kissing you passionately. You can feel the heat on your core spreading on your lower body you pressed your thighs together trying to alleviate it. He moved one of his big hands on your hips encouraging you to straddle his lap. Once you are straddling him you started pressing soft kisses on his jaw he groaned and moved his hands on your ass pulling you to him so that your pussy is rubbing the bulge forming on his pants. You started humping his clothed covered cock directing it to your clit. Jungwoo threw his head back moaning giving you his neck to feast on. You started sucking on his neck and was rewarded in hushed praises. He started fucking his cock to your covered pussy which made you moan so loud.

"You like that Princess?" Jungwoo asked.

"Yesss Yess." You answer in a slur. Jungwoo moved his hands from your ass to your breast squeezing it. He pulled the top of your dress down with your bra exposing your nipples to the air which he quickly latches on to while massaging the other one. He simultaneously licks and sucked at your nipples while peppering kisses on your breast.

"You look so beautiful like this Princess." Jungwoo's eyes clouded with lust watching you a whimpering mess, humping his cock your breast bouncing.

"Jungwoo I swear to god if you don't start fingering me now. I'll really fucking kill you." You threatened him.

Jungwoo started laughing his voice soft dripping with honey. "So impatient" His hands started inching its way up your dress moving up and down as if to tease you.

"Jungwoo! Don’t make me wait." You didn't anticipate him to move your panties aside in just a second to dip his finger inside you without any warning.

"Fuck Princess you're dripping wet. You like rubbing onto my cock so much huh?" He positioned his thumb to rub your clit while his middle finger and ring finger is going in and out of your wet pussy.

"Jungwoo! There don't fucking stop."

Jungwoo sucked on your nipple as he pulled your hair so that you'll arch your back pushing your breast more at his face.

"Fuck I am gonna come, I am gonna come." You repeatedly say as if this will delay your orgasm and prolong your pleasure.

"Then come now on my fingers princess." Jungwoo's dirty words egged your orgasm on and your pussy clamped onto Jungwoo's fingers not wanting to let go. As you come down from your high Jungwoo started pressing soft kisses on your neck.

"I want you in me Jungwoo." You started reaching for his pants’ zipper. His much bigger hands covered yours he brought your hands to his lips and kissed your fingers. The action so tender you can't believe this is the same man who fingered you to orgasm while saying the filthiest words.

"I have to settle some things, first Princess." He looked into your eyes tenderly.

"You're a different specie of fuck boy aren't you, Kim Jungwoo." He started laughing you can't help but smile admiring his beauty still holding your hand in his but now intertwined with your fingers.

a/n: part two will be posted soon. i don’t know why my linebreaks aren’t showing. If you want to read more of my works for NCT here is my masterlist.

part II: It is now official Kim Fucking Smart Ass Pretty Boy Jungwoo has ghosted you. After fingering you to orgasm he left you high and dry you thought after hearing him say "I have to settle some things first Princess." while looking at you with some undecipherable emotion in his eye that he'll ask you out in one week. You haven't heard from him in three weeks.

[charlenetung]

2021.09.24 YOUNTH

Hi there it’s been a long time, typing down these words and making nonsense.

Listening to cloud Monet, pretending to be all artistic I guess this is where I want to be.

I can hear the cough and TV sound from the other room of the person I’m staying with, you see how I can be multi tasking haha

Oh life is such an irony. 

Currently dating a boy who is from Texas, and he is the most humorous guy I have met, suits me well cuz of my laziness. 

Not many words or vocabularies I can write down due to the busy work and laziness that I haven’t been reading much.

Line and words are just moments of strength of my fingers that press down to my computer key board, again trying to think I’m on an old typer. 

Where should I begin my past now? Haha just a few things to share, I am not doing well, or I would say being lazy in life. 

Boy and I rescued a kity.... Youtube commercial just came in so I had to stop my typing. KITTY, yes we rescued right after my dog Choco passed away.  I haven’t really talked about this here, but yeah... He passed away in May, he didn’t get a chance to spend his 17th birthday with us, and I miss him so much.

I really miss him a lot, I was working at CAGES that time, hanging out with friends and living in the city, sharing a house with 6 people. Choco was one of them that made me so happy.... I miss him so much, I miss you Choco...

Choco, 16 years of friendship that is wild and warm but cold at last. I guess this is what life is, you find a friend and you lose them. You find a love one and you make so many good memories and they leave in bad/good ways.

It was a holiday he passed away.

Moved back to my mom’s place in QINGPU SH, worked at a new place then left after 4 months for some bullshit reason. Sorry for saying things so RUDE but true, it’s SHRIMP!

I don’t really like typing down the worse of my life but I don’t know why I feel like I have lost my path and my dreams in someway, stage by stage...

A dream of being a famous Holly Wood actor to now, life sucks.

Vape and breathing in smoke in my lungs, is this a bad habit or part of growing up?

I assume to be a good and happy girl all the time but I am sad NOW, I want to let you know I am not ok. I am not ok..... 

I wish I could do more and be more cuz I see all the famous people on-line and I want to be like them I want to be famous and be glam so I have money and a car a house a grande casa...

It’s funny that I am saying what I want cuz I want them in my dreams, and I dream so much with music... I want people to feel the same way as I do and I wish that my life can be broadcast everywhere and I can be seen in some way, but the thing is I feel like I am not doing any thing to make that happen and It sucks....It’s depressing to see the people who I care a lot beside me and I just wanna say “ I don’t care about your life, let me focus on myself just for once! Go away!!” Can we even do that nowadays? Just I don’t give a fu** about your feelings I just want everything for ME.

Where should I spend my YOUTH on? MYSELF OR OTHERS? Is there a balanced place? To be honest I don’t believe that middle ground excists, I know I’m being a little dark here but it’s the truth... Why can’t people be more true to themselves and to others? 

Sparkles in across the building when I look out of the window, I am not happy NOW.

I should read more.

I’m in a bubble where I’m about to burst but elegantly floating in the sky and under water....

Anyways... I’m not busy at work now nor I am growing, I shall rest but not too long... True relaxation can then bring true beauty from ones person.

Focusing on myself is a good start, not with my talents or with my knowledge, it’s with my inner peace and do the heck what I want with no pressure. Will that take me to where I want or to another direction?’

Another holiday is coming, boy and I traveling to Beijing. 

I’m gonna f*** hard 

Feels good to be free 

I really do appreciate people who makes chill out music, It just brings me to a place where it’s so quit and peace where it belongs to just where I am suppose to be.

What’s my next step? 

Let’s keep things simple shall we?

I have changed, I miss my passed away dog, I have learned some truth, I have been lazy, I have been sad, I have been happy and I will take things one day at a time. 

Truly saying Hi to you, my pass my history my friend myself.

What will the future be like? I want to see those technologies from the movies that boy and I have watched. Sci-fi, cyber punk world and all those crazy scenes from the movie.

Dune is coming out. I am so excited, Timothee is truly my love fever.

Will i someday be someone’s fever?

chapter by chapter of my 26 years, where am I now?

[felikatze]

(hands in my bad scan with the colors all messed up)

Hello, my name’s Feli and I’m excited to be participating in @khoc-week!

Here you have my two OCs for this week, Hibiki and Ai!

They’re two kids living on Destiny Islands, and the reason they first spawned into existence is my adoration for the Outside PoV. But for that, I needed PoV characters! And with support from @rayjay-ice-cream (who also pretty much finalized their designs through fanart) I got overly attached and developed them into the characters you see now.

There are several things here I want to elaborate on in the coming week, like Hibiki’s “conspiracy theories” or Ai’s part-time job, so I’m excited!

Under the cut you can actually find the scene they were first named in, Chapter 9 of Two Introverts and a Really Weird Cat, which is about Vanitas, in the form of a Flood, causing havoc along with Namine and Repliku on Destiny Islands. Here poking fun at Hibiki, specifically, after previously accidentally ambushing him in the library.

History lessons are boring. Destiny Islands doesn’t even have that much history, Hibiki thinks. Just that stuff about the first settlers fleeing some war. He’d read about that already.

“Though the original hierachy of the Dandelions remains unknown, from this brief letter to a friend we can glean that they were seperated into five factions…,” the teacher drones on and on.

He leans backward in his seat. Why did that matter anyways? Whoever found the islands did so because whatever group they came from sucked. That one book he finished today shed way more light on that. Something about betrayal and distrust which made some people leave across the ocean, and tada! They settled here. That’s it.

With nothing else better to do, his gaze drifts across the classroom. Those two new kids light up over every new fact, delighted to learn everything. That’d be over in a week. Or maybe they’re actually studious. Ignoring the hair, they look identical to Sora and Riku though. Cousins, yeah right. Hibiki won’t press it now, despite that. He’s been in trouble enough.

Speaking of trouble, Repliku stares out the window, as he usually does, with his chin resting on his hand. The other mysterious sibling of local celebrities, Naminé, doodles in her sketchbook, same as usual.

Ai next to him has her face buried in the crook of her arm. She’s not even pretending to be awake. Typical. She’ll ask for his notes later, and he’ll score some pastries from her part-time job in return. Having a friend working at a bakery is awesome, even if she only gets to take the stale pastries home.

Back to looking anywhere but the blackboard, he spots something red on the lattice underneath Naminé’s desk. Or rather, something red spots him.

The thing from the library winks at him, oh geez. Naminé’s in danger. First though, “Hey, Ai, wake up. The thing’s back.”

She rises like the dead. Might as well be nocturnal, that girl, and mumbles “The cat?”

“’s not a cat, screw off. Look, underneath Naminé’s desk.”

Just as Ai finally musters enough energy to turn her head around, the thing closes its ruby-red eyes, therefore rendering it practically invisible.

“I don’t see anything. Maybe you should get more sleep.” Oh, like she’s one to talk. “I’m gonna get more shut-eye.” And she does, head dropping right back to her desk. For a moment, Hibiki considers snitching, a propped up book isn’t exactly inconspicuous cover, but then he won’t get any pastries in exchange for notes. He knows she’s got work today, and they’ve got those scones on Wednesday...

Back to the thing, it’s back. And winking at him again. It knows what it’s doing and he hates it. Shadow creatures are real, this on hates him, specifically. Speaking of, this has to do with Sora’s family for sure. One more mystery to the pile, like where that Ventus guy disappears to after he visits.

“Ven’s favourites are the choco scones, by the way,” says Ai, adding only to the conversation whenever it furthers his misery.

“You’re the only one making your life miserable.” And he said all that out loud. Great.

The thing, creature, whatever’s eyes narrow at the name. This weird creature under Naminé’s desk also hates Ventus specifically, wherever he may be. Doesn’t seem like it’ll eat anyone’s face at the moment, so hopefully it’s safe. If anyone’s dead tomorrow, he’ll know why.

More importantly, “You’re on nickname basis with that guy? How’d you even meet?”

She twirls her hair around her finger. Hibiki has known her long enough to know this is the universal signal that she thinks someone’s being stupid. “Did you seriously forget I work for Sora’s mom. How’d you think I know so much about that family?”

“I kinda assumed you’re omnipotent.” Out of the corner of his eye, the creature waves at him. Whenever Ai deigns to glance at it, it disappears. Life is nothing but suffering.

“Listen, you can’t have met Ventus and not be on nickname basis with him. I swear his name’s not Ventus it’s ‘I’m Ventus! Call me Ven!’” She pitches up her voice as she speaks, and the creature delights at her mockery. There is a backstory here, among the five million others no one ever tells him.

“Okay, whatever. That’s not the weirdest thing. Do you know where he keeps vanishing off to?”

“If you wanna stalk him go do it yourself.”

Stalk? Oh, he would never, it’s just the islands aren’t that big and there really aren’t other settlements, so obviously Hibiki is just concerned-

“Yeah, yeah. Stop sputtering. He’s not homeless at any rate.”

“What about his brother then?” That other blonde one, Ro- something, visited far more often. And his skateboard is really cool.

“Didn’t I tell you he’s dead or something?”

“Roxas’s dead?”

“Roxas? No way. Ven and Roxas aren’t siblings, I said that already.”

“I don’t believe you.” They’re identical.

“I dunno how’d he be twins with someone our age. Ven’s twenty-seven.”

“I’m sorry, Ven’s what?!”

Somebody clears their throat. A second to late, Hibiki realizes that someone is the teacher.

“Hibiki, Ai, would you like to share with the class?”

“No, sir, sorry.”

“Good, now pay attention. This is important history! Many have theorized on the true nature of Lux, but the most widely accepted theory came from a man named….”

And the rest of the class passes without incident, except for that infuriating dark face that’ll likely taunt him in his dreams.

[reilenka]

reilenka!! or akapik. (jk! unless....?)

How abt !!! both!!!!!!

Reilenka:

How do much do I ship it?: Never heard of it/ Notp / Dislike / used to ship / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / IS IT CANON YET?

this ship is my main source of will to exist at this point

What non sexual activities do they like to do together?

They mostly like to just chill around eachother, but they like watching TV shows together, Lenka usually picks kinda bad ones but they both get invested ajsjjdj

Every now and then they tend to do tiny music jams together, they often end up w interesting results bc of their varying taste in music sjjdd

Who does chores around the house?

Both! They tend to take cleaning and such together, it goes faster that way, also it's just neat to talk to eachother while doing smth boring w

Who’s the better cook?

Rei definitely, he's been used to cooking for himself since he was a kid, so his skills are better than Lenkas, she isn't the best cook but she can bake a little if she actually bothers hshshj

Who’s the funniest drunk?

Lenka, she is absolutely insufferable when she's drunk sjsjdjd loud and noisy and laughs a lot

Do they have kids?

Looks at hikachan

Do they have any traditions?

On Christmas Lenka always brings Rei along to celebrate with her unit, they host a tiny party every year, and bringing Rei along has kinda become a tradition cus Lenka wants him there

What do they fight about?

They don't fight often, but sometimes they can get disagreements on stuff bc of their different personalities hehe

but their most heated discussion was over what kind of chocolate was best, Lenka hates dark choco but he loves it ajsjjdj it sounded like they rly were genuinely mad but they were just rly engaged in the convo sjsj

What would they do if they found their paring tag on tumblr? (If they have one)

They would look at it and see that there's like. 2 things in there maybe and it's all my stuff and then see that I never tag my stuff and probs get mad @ me

Who cried at the end of Marley and me?

Idk what a Marley and me is but Lenka would probably cry, Rei is not the kind to cry over movies

Who always wins at Mario kart?

Rei, Lenka sucks at video games sjsjdjd

One thing I like about this ship?

IT'S... GOOD... Combines two of my fav characters into a duo!!! incredible!!!

One thing I don’t like about the ship?

It can be hard to write a convincing relationship between them a lot, Rei often can come off as mean and I don't intend for him to be ajsjns

The song I would say fits them?

Its funny bc u mentioned u associate stickybug w some of ur ships and I do too ;w; I remmeber hearing the song in middle school and I was like omg,,, this is reilenka song

Another headcanon about the paring? (Free space)

Rei and Lenka are very very very close and are very complementary when it's comes to their personal issues, they help eachother out really well and are good support systems to eachother :) I wanna elaborate on this but then I would be here all day

Akapik!!!!!!!!:

How do much do I ship it?: Never heard of it/ Notp / Dislike / used to ship / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / IS IT CANON YET?

ITS SO CUTE I had never considered it at all but then gatari broke into my house and shoved akapiks into my face and I said thank you

What non sexual activities do they like to do together?

They look... Like they would like to go on cute dates together,, like going to the movies and cafes and stuff,,,,

Who does chores around the house?

Piko has mom friend energy so I would say him

Who’s the better cook?

Akari seems like she could be a p good cook :3c I can see her making rly tasty foods

Who’s the funniest drunk?

Gap Moe where when piko is drunk he gets rly :D

Do they have kids?

akapik kids.... Hand them over gatari

Do they have any traditions?

I have a feeling they would have a tradition to get funny gifts for eachother on their bdays, who can top the previous meme gift kinda thing hshdhd

What do they fight about?

I can't imagine them fighting at all they are TOO SOFT

What would they do if they found their paring tag on tumblr? (If they have one)

They would uwu bc gatari is out here making cute stuff!!!

Who cried at the end of Marley and me?

Imagines piko doing a lil cry but he quickly wipes the tear away and refuses to admit he cried

Who always wins at Mario kart?

Akari probs, I can see her having secret Mario kart skills

One thing I like about this ship?

ITS CUTE N SOFT and has the serious/happy dynamic I love so much,,

One thing I don’t like about the ship?

I'm sorry I can't hear u over how much I love them

The song I would say fits them?

Thinks abt Tokyo summer session,, it gives me warm n fluffy feelings like they do

Another headcanon about the paring? (Free space)

Piko is good at styling hair, and helps akari w putting up her hair in various ways sometimes :3c

[mrchocostix]

Choco Chatter Volume 2

Okaaaaaaaaaay. I should probably put this in immediately. Sorry for the wait y'all. I'll be honest, I got tired of making posts due to some technical difficulties I encountered when I did finishing touches. So yeah, I kinda made a sissy fit and decided to leave this blog for a while. Now that I finally have my motivation and my soul back, I will do my best to put up top notch, finest quality content.

...So uh... very late Christmas wishes to most of y'all that will probably see this lmao.

Alright enough jibber jabber let's get on with this post I'm gonna choke the tag with.

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Kokoro's Magia Lvl. has increased to 2.

...This is probably the most random development in this update lmao. But whatever, I like Kokoro so suck it ha.

Mito has unleashed her Doppel, Akakiy.

Eyyyyyy, I LOVE this Doppel's background and the attack is just... HMMMMMMMMM.

Tsukuyo has unleashed her Doppel, Dum.

Other than the usual gushing, I really love the detail with how this pairs up nicely with Tsukasa's Doppel when she got uncapped. I will just have to wait for that!

Homura Akemi (Glasses) has been Awakened to 5 stars.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Homura Akemi's (Glasses) Magic Lvl. has been increased to 3 and unlocked her final Memoria Slot.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Himika has been Awakened to 5 stars.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Ren's Magic Lvl. has been increased to 1 and unlocked her second Memoria Slot.

Jdjdjckdkdkdkkwkwl my luck is pretty extravagant this year. I'm so glad I get to strengthen my dark baby.

Homura Akemi (Glasses) has unleashed her Doppel, Homulily.

Ooooooooooh yes. I finally got one of my favourite looking Doppels in the game. Ugh, I really hope I get to use her though.

Kokoro's Magia Lvl. has increased to 3.

GUESS WHO'S NEXT FOR HER DOPPEL TO POP OUT LIKE THE CHESTBURSTER FROM THE MOVIE ALIEN.

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I think you can tell where was the point I gave up in trying to sound smart lmao. But seriously, thanks for y'all for probably waiting for me to make a post lmao. I promise I'll try my best to not get frustrated from this website.

Anyways... I hope y'all will have a good New Year's!

[pastryglitch]

7 Characters!

Thank you @plumreen for tagging me!! The bad news is I like so many characters so much that I couldn’t ever make a top ten list without feeling like I’ve left someone off, so I’m just making a general ‘7 characters I really like in no particular order’ list.  (I’m sorry for just picking 7!! Picking 10 favorites is so hard!!)

- Tanjiro Kamado yeah I just said this list was in no particular order but this one is #1 fav. I just adore him so much and how much he cares about other people. Willing to sacrifice everything just to help others. He makes me so happy just thinking about him. I love him and just want him and nezuko to be happy. also hes v cute and funny and i miss his ponytail

- Dorothea I said i was only gonna put one fe3h character on here and it was hard to pick between her and Ashe, but I had to go with my OG wife. In my crimson flower playthrough I was going to romance edelgard, but I just adored Dorothea so much I had to go with her in the end. Shes so beautiful and nice and cute and funny and we write LOVE POETRY to each other and shes so sweet in the proposal scene. I married her once and I already want to do it again.

- Luke from HM:AP Luke!!! My First harvest moon husband!! He’s so funny and cute and you can tell how much he likes you from the moment you start courting him. I still quote when he gives you the honey and is like “yeah I had to run really fast- I MEAN,,, I HAD TO FIGHT THE BEES TO GET IT!!” cause he wants to look cool, and his stupid letter that doesn’t make any sense (which is cause it got mistranslated, which is a shame, but without that knowledge it just sounds like him speaking nonsense cause he got nervous about asking you out which is adorable) and how he always yells about everything cause he’s so EXTREME!!!™.(same!) I love and remember him very fondly and at some point I hope I can marry him again.

- Splinter from TMNT 2012 “whhaaaatt emme you like that dumb turtle show made for lil boyz whaa dats fer babies’ YES OKAY ITS MY FAVORITE SHOW AND I CARE VERY VERY DEEPLY ABOUT IT AND I REALLY LIKE EVERY CHARACTER IN IT EXCEPT CASEY WHO SUCKS BUT I LOVE MY RAT DAD SO MUCH OKAY FUCK YOU

-Mob from Mob psycho I didn’t love Mob psycho as much as a lot of other people I’ve seen, But I still really enjoyed it and I love all the characters! Mob is so sweet and kind and cute and I’m so proud of him!! He tries so hard and learns so much and I want him to be happy!!

-Dark Choco Yes I am basic I am sorry. It feels like a sin to pick a favorite cookie since I love all of them so much, but I gotta go with the cursed man. Hes so cool looking and has some of the most development out of any cookie. I really like thinking about his backstory and personality and his relationships with other cookies, like Whip, Yam, and Avocado. I could have put a lot of the cookies on here, But Dark is so interesting and I love drawing him smiling. If the devs won’t make him smile than I will. He deserves it.

-Kirby !!!KIRBY IS SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND!!! He is so cute and sweet and soft and I fell in love with him when I was a little baby. I loved his games and his voice and his squishiness and he was my main in brawl and I WRECKED SHIT!!! (until I switched to Dark Pit in ultimate, who I have grown very fond of, but I can’t put him on this list since I’ve never actually played kid icarus and I don’t actually know anything about him. heheh) but point is kirby was my first ‘favorite character’ from when I was little, so he has a special place in my heart

And I don’t have anyone to tag!! :D

[chromes-corner]

i keep asking 4 characters on the bingo thingy but i can’t help myself

so… dark cacao & caramel arrow ?

YOU ROTTED MY BRAIN SO BAD WITH THIS BOTH OF THESE ARE REALLY LONG

im doing caramel arrow first >:)

caramel arrow is fucking cool. i love her outfit so fucking much ughhhh its so pretty the black and white motif of the dc kingdom is my EVERYTHING!!!! AND HER FUCKING WEAPON???? DUAL BLADES THAT ATTACH INTO A BOW???? THATS LITERALLY WICKED I WANT ONE OF THOSE!!!! also i eat up strong female characters like theyre my last meal on earth i just adore her resolve and her loyalty and her STRENGTH shes a BOSS of the GIRL NATURE

despite me loving her so so much, i cant help but feel as though she got SHAFTED in the story relevance department. the only role she really plays in the 13-14 story is that shes the means by which gingergang infiltrates the castle. thats honestly all she really does???? and thats SO DISAPPOINTING!!!!!!!! she couldve been so much more!!!!!!!!!! not to mention how she acts when she finally finds dark cacao. instead of, i dont know, yelling at him for abandoning her and the rest of the kingdom and saying that his long-winded message of telling her to get help was fucking STUPID, she just kisses his ass and says “ok lets go fight!! i never gave up on you!!” LIKE DUDE SHOW SOME SELF-RESPECT AND SAY “HEY MY KING IM LOYAL TO YOU BUT YOURE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT THIS!!!”

THEY DIDNT EVEN LET HER GET REVENGE ON AFFOGATO LIKE GRRRR ok i get its rated like 12+ so they couldnt have her straight up murder him BUT STILL!!!!! she couldve put an arrow in that bitch’s back as he was running away. damn. caramel arrow should be allowed to murder because shes hot. but the recent bond story with her and affo is really fucking funny though so ill let this one slide.

 another thing is that i wanted to badly for her to have a one-on-one with dark choco the way he and dark cacao had. like, i wanted her to have a chance to ask him why. surely he doesnt have a vendetta against her like he did with his father???? he probably wouldve spoken with her, albeit briefly, considering she was literally his apprentice or something. we couldve learned so much about dark choco before the whole sword thing went down and about dark cacao back in those times. sighhhhh the girlboss was gatekeeped :( 

i really like her but once again she falls a little flat because the story doesnt give her a ton to do which sucks so hard :pensive: ily caramel arrow youre my homie forever <3

dark cacao the absolute MANWHORE second because I ACCIDENTALLY GOT CARRIED AWAY AND STARTED RANTING SO HARD IM SORRY

FULL RAMBLE UNDER THE CUT

i have very conflicting opinions about the king of not-my-problem. do I think he's hot? unabashedly. Do I think he's a terrible person? also unabashedly.

ill start with what i like. first off........ patrick seitz is a fucking phenomenal voice actor and GOD he really nails it with dark cacao. he's on my list of voices that i want to read me bedtime stories. second off, god am i a sucker for his design. the big chunky armor hits me right in my paladin soul. the color palette is so simple yet so striking, and i love how his violet-tinted grays and blacks contrast with his sons warmer tones. that's a neat little detail that really differentiates them and draws the generational line further beyond just ideals and alignment.

theres so much to fucking unpack about this man when it comes to personality and dialogue. i do NOT feel like going back and reading through that again until the emotional damage from the first time wears off, so just roll with me here. god FUCKING damn he actually got an entire arc for his personality and it STANDS OUT. pv and hb remained mostly static throughout their stories but dark cacao got the fucking special treatment and ughhhhh its so good.

i just...... excuse the pun but i adore how his soul jams theme is actually baked into his arc. with the other two ancients, it was their jams trait (light of truth and light of passion) that HELPED them finish their arcs, because they had both lost those things along the way and their journeys were about reacquiring pv's missing truth and hb's faded passion. with cacao, its his jam's trait, his own resolution was the very thing that was HINDERING him. he was so set in his ways BECAUSE he still had his strong resolution that he failed to realize that HE was the problem with his kingdom and his relationship with his son. god FUCKING damn that subversion from the norm WAS SO FUCKING REFRESHING AND I COULD GO ON ABOUT THIS FOREVER BUT I WONT!!!! THIS IS ALREADY SO LONG AND I HAVE ANOTHER THING TO GO OVER OK

okay so... theres something i really dont like about him. dark cacao is a terrible fucking king and dark choco was mostly in the right to try and make him change his ways (obviously he shouldn't have sought out a cursed sword to do so, as only bad things can come of that but still). all dark cacao could focus on was the wall. somewhere along the line he made it HIS burden alone to protect the world from the licorice sea, and because he put all his time and resources into that, others suffered because of it. his neglect is what caused the villages under the rule of his kingdom to waste away into ruin. hell, even citizens living in the CITADEL were suffering, for christs sake. resources were being depleted for this one project until there was nearly nothing left. my man may be earthbread's top emo model, but mans a FUCKING TERRIBLE KING. AND THE KICKER????????? NOT FUCKING ONCE DOES HE ACKNOWLEDGE THE DAMAGE HES DONE IN HIS NEGLECT!!!!!!!! NOT EVEN A FUCKING "HEY IM SORRY I BASICALLY ABANDONED EVERYONE BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY FIGHTING MY DEMONS FOR THIRTY YEARS" FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hes cool in odyssey tho

BTW IF YOU READ THIS FAR HERE TAKE THIS SICK FUCKING PIECE OF ART FROM THE ART BOOK AS A THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY INSANE RAMBLINGS

[cutiecrates]

Cutie Reviews: Tokyo Treat July 19

Hello all, welcome to July’s Tokyo Treat review!

Besides the fact I’m in a different place taking these pics, I don’t have anything else to say so we’ll just get straight into it.

Also, because I accidentally cut it off, July’s theme is Life’s A Beach.

“With warmer weather on the horizon we were feeling super inspired to bring you a summery box filled with snacks ready for a beach day! This month you’ll be receiving a lot of fun treats and a taste of summer in Japan. We hope this yummy selection of sweet and savory snacks inspires you to go outside and enjoy your treats in the summer weather!“

So in my rush to get these pictures ready, I ended up not getting the Prize or Lucky Treat pictures. So to summarize, Lucky Treat heavily focuses on Kindom Hearts with a dash of Pokemon. While I was lucky enough to win the September one, I can’t deny that this would probably have been the other one I really wanted. Meanwhile, July’s prize features figurines of Sanji and Trafalgar Law (my favorite characters, along with Luffy, Ace, and Perona) in One Piece, and some smaller Pokemon figures for the runner-ups.

As usual I won’t be reviewing the DIY candy kit (see top pic) because we’ve had it several times before and I think I already covered it on the blog anyway.

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Melon Cream Soda

(Sorry the stand is a mess, this pic was last-second and I was in a hurry, and no the drink in the background is not the same one as on top, it’s cola).

Perfect for summer, we have a refreshing melon cream soda. It’s a really pretty pastel green color, and it’s very foamy on the top which helps emulate the cream soda vibe. It smells like fizzy melon candy (and tastes like one too), and it’s very light and refreshing with a small hint of vanilla in the background.

If you don’t like melon then you probably wouldn’t like this- but if you do then I think you would love it.

Crushed Poteco 4-Pack

If you read the blog before then you will recognize these; we get them fairly often and I won’t be reviewing these because I’ve done it a handful of times.

They’re cute, tasty little potato rings with a slight saltiness, but as good as they are I’m pretty sick of them <_< I actually gave all of mine away because I really didn’t want them.

Soda Soft Candy & Sherbet Perot Cider

I love soda candy and I can’t think of anything more lovely for warm summer weather than cooling, refreshing blue sweets~

First we’ll start with the Sherbet Perot Cider, the equivalent of the cola-flavored lollipop with fizzy candy that we got either back in May. It consists of a neutral-lightly sweetened lollipop with powdered candy you can tip it in, giving it a vaguely fizzy and sweeter, almost sour taste. This specific one is 44.5 calories.

Much like the cola one, I think it’s really yummy. I love the taste of the powder with it especially because in my opinion the lollipop on its own isn’t sweet enough- but like the cola one, I find myself completely forgetting about the powder and just sucking on the candy.

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The other soda candy we got are these cute spherical soft candies. But what makes them special is that they have a hint of lemon for an additional pinch of sweetness~

The entire bag is 63 calories, which seems about right since you get a handful of them. The pamphlet describes these as sweet and sour, but unless you let them sit in your mouth for a few minutes, you taste no sourness- and honestly, they didn’t taste as good as they do if you just chew them up from the beginning.

Mini Chocolate Bat

Next up is an item I’ve had before, but it’s been a really long time so that’s not too bad.These have been around for a long time now if I recall, but I’m not sure if they’re popular. For the entire box (or one stick, not sure) its 51 calories, and each crunchy stick is coated in a thin layer of chocolate, they remind me a lot of those yellow cake donuts... if they were stale and hard.

These aren’t bad or anything but they aren’t sweet either. I love dark chocolate and I can appreciate not having a sugar buzz as much as the next person, but sometimes you just want sugar too, you know? I feel like this would be good with coffee though, and it was nice of them to give us a box, making them a nice little item to bring to a get-together with a friend or two.

Chocolate Mint Candy & Peach Mint Kit Kats

To go with all of our refreshing green and blue sweet snacks, we got two more, but these are of the mint variety!

Our first item is inspired by delicious Hokkaido mint chocolate ice cream (my favorite~!) and takes the form of a spherical hard candy. I know the picture makes it extremely hard, but the candy actually has brown dots covering them to emulate the ice cream. The inside is filled with a cooling white powdery substance, but you don’t have to wait until you get to the center, because there is a tiny hole in the candy allowing the flavor to seep out.

Per-candy or bag (I certainly hope bag), the calories are 290.

These are very yummy but I’m not sure they would be enjoyed by those who aren’t big on choco-mint. They mostly taste like chocolate with a hint of mint, and I really like the cooling effect. The hardness of the coating seems to vary between candies though, because I noticed the first one I could bite through the middle no problem, but the second one was a lot more difficult. 

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Next up is another kit kat like usual. As much as I like these I tend to get tired of them too, but I believe last month we didn’t have one so it isn’t that bad. Anyway, this is a PREMIUM kit kat blend, which means its slightly more special or pricey or something. Each pack is 63 calories, and i love the pretty mix of pink and mint on the packaging~

Before getting these, it never occurred to me to think of a combination like mint x peach. I thought it sounded strange. The outside chocolate oddly resembles cookies and cream while the inside is pure mint, and they are deliciously amazing!

As I said, it sounds unusual, but it’s really good. As soon as you bite into them you get hit by the refreshing peach, followed by a combination of mint until you’re left with a cooling sensation. I recommend these if you can find them!

Anpanman Grape Gummies & Sour Peah Gum

Our refreshing fruity theme continues with these two fun, colorful candies. I’ve had these both before so I don’t think I have too much to say, I’ll start with the Anpanman. These are fun grape-flavored gummies that come in 24 various poses and characters, and each pack is 62 calories.

I was really confused with these, because of summer and them being gummies I assumed they would be inedible because they were stuck to the plastic/wax paper. But it turns out the paper can dissolved! It’s very weird, but my mom pointed it out while I explained my issues with it, and while having them in my mouth it would just slide right off. I wasted half of the pack until finding this out <3< but I am very glad I did because I wasn’t very impressed when I opened them.

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Next is a really fun gum roulette candy that came out a couple of years ago :3 Basically, you have 3 gums (I’ve tried a few flavors so far, but Peach is the only one I’ve had twice now) and each one is different: one is sour, one is sweet, and one is normal. There’s no physical way to tell them apart, nor do they have a scent (except for what the flavor is, in this case peach). The only way to find out which is which is to chew them.

I like sour candy, and I also love sweetness, so this is really fun and the gum quality is pretty good, but the flavors only last a few minutes. This was how I felt about each piece:

Sour - It gets worse the more you chew. I love sourness but Japanese sour candy seems to involve salt; my mouth was starting to feel an extremely faint numbing burn. I never really considered myself a wimp when it came to sour candy but this stuff is on another level; but because it died down fairly quickly, it wasn’t unbearable.

Normal - Sweet and a little cooling. It actually didn’t taste too much like peach but the sour might have ruined my taste buds at the moment :P

Sweet - A lot like the Normal piece, but slightly more peach-ish.

Umai Sugar Rusk & Sour Cream and Onion Doritos

Recognize the guy on the Sugar Rusk package? He’s our adorable Umaibo friend (by the way, am I the only person who thinks he resembles Doraemon a little?), but now he’s featuring a sweet rusk snack. Each pack is 209 calories.

I don’t usually like rusk snacks, but these are tasty. They’re light, crispy, and sweet with a hint of butteryness. The calories for this are high but they’re delicious, would recommend.

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Now, where I live Doritos are not uncommon. We have tons of flavors (my favorite being the original, and the sweet and spicy), at one point we even have mix-flavor bags. I really miss those, but I never met a Dorito I didn’t like so I was excited to get to try something new. Each bag is 277 calories.

These are based on sour cream and onion, which is not something new to me. I used to really like it and the dip with the same flavor, but besides these foreign things I get lately I don’t actually eat too many chips- except for when I’m in the mood for some Doritos since it’s actually my favorite American brand.

These taste really good. Pretty different from the sour cream and onion I’m used to though; they have a garlic-onion-ish taste and while I hate onions (mainly the texture of them), that didn’t really bother me. They actually kind of remind me of the cool ranch Doritos. 

Tonkatsu Sauce Umaibo & Texas Corn Okonomiyaki

(This pic is different because my original was corrupted, which I discovered when I went to save it to my computer.)

Our final 2 items of this months box is a delicious Umaibo I’ve had a few times. It’s Tonkatsu (breaded pork cutlet) sauce flavored and it’s AMAZING. It’s my second favorite Umaibo flavor behind corn potage, I really recommend this one if you ever get a chance to try it out.

The flavor itself I can’t really describe, but it has a hint of spice. I want to say it’s a bit like a smoky barbecue-soy sauce? It’s not salty though.

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Lastly is a bag of Texas Corn snack in Okonomiyaki flavor. Okonomiyaki is an Asian Dish best known as a savory pancake. It’s a combination of dough and vegetables, sometimes with meat (bacon is pretty popular), noodles, or seafood, then its fried and covered in things like sauce or pickled vegetables. 

These smell kind of similar to the Umaibo, but with a tangy addition and it’s very strong- but the flavor itself is extremely light, it gives me a plain dough (and this next part will sound crazy) and apple cinnamon...

Yeah. I don’t know what I’m on these days o_o

♥ Cutie Ranking ♥

Content - 3.5 out of 5. I nearly-loved everything, but I am scoring it down because there was a handful of repetition and two items I refuse to forgive for seeing again for the millionth time. Call me petty but when I look at the content featured in Japan Crate’s box, I feel like its kind of a rip-off because they always have a bunch of unique new types of items in the boxes.

Quality - 4.5 out of 5. Everything was fine, items were good and tasty and nothing was damaged (including my umaibo, which lately has been suffering), while everything but one item held up being open a bit late, a couple of them went stale fairly quick after opening. BUT they still tasted decent so I didn’t entirely mind. I’m only mentioning this because I’m not a person who inhales everything at one or shares them with others. My snacks tend to last a while.

Theme - 2 out of 5. I thought they kind of failed this time around. The theme was perfect for summer, but when I think of the beach I think of flavors like pineapple, mango, coconut (I hate coconut so I am thankful none of that was included), other fruits, and maybe grilled flavors. The mint, soda, and melon flavors were great for the theme to provide a refreshing and light taste, but I wish they had played that up some more.

Total Rank: 6 or 7 out of 10. Lately the boxes are improving I think, I keep liking them more and more and I really loved this one (with the exception of the poteco rings and the DIY, they’re good but I’m just tired of seeing them!). The flavors are all very yummy, but the items correspondence with the theme needs some work. Let’s see if they do better next month with our last of the 3 summer boxes this year :3

♥ Cutie’s Scale of Yummy ♥

1. Tonkatsu Umaibo - It’s a unique flavor but it’s so good! I can only imagine what the real sauce tastes like~

2. Soda Soft Candy - Soft candy is much better than hard in my opinion, I love candy like this. They tasted so good x3

3. Sour Cream and Onion Doritos - I love Doritos and these were no exception- I do wish the flavor didn’t linger in the mouth so long, but it’s not horrible.

4. Sugar Rusk - These are like the sugar rusk Umaibo, and they’re very tasty. 

5. Peach Mint Kit Kat - I love the pink and mint pastel color scheme and for such a unique sweet combination, I thought they were perfect together.

6. Sour Peach Gum - Delicious, but the flavor dies down very quickly. I like the texture of the gum.  

7. Sherbet Perot Cider - Very yummy, but I wish the lollipop was a little sweeter. 

8. Chocolate Mint Candy - I’m not big on hard candies like I used to be, but these are unique and I love the cooling effect.

9. Anpanman Grape Gummies - I love grape and I thought they were too cute not to eat~

10. Melon Cream Soda - It was really good but when I have melon things I feel like I have a point where I lose interest. I’m glad I split this with someone else because I’m not sure I would have drank the entire thing on my own.

11. Texas Corn Okonomiyaki - I like the texture but the weird apple cinnamon cereal vibes I was getting weirded me out. 

12. Chocolate Bat - I hated these initially but the ore I ate the more bearable I found them. 

13. Poteco - I’m extremely over these... thankfully I know people who like them or aren’t as picky.