sometimes the takes I see in the Harley Quinn tag are just beyond stupid.
but fun fact, this is a Straight moment. Cause there's actually just no universes where they read as Gay. None at all. A provable fact.
Batgirl Adventures
c'mon is it gay to be able to Play with your bestie in an implied sexual manner? totally not. Big Straight moment.
Batgirl Adventures
Love calling my straight bestie, as a straight, bay-bee. Nothing to see here, just hets being hets.
Ladies, is it gay to wax poetry about the woman you're going to / just had wild, loud sex with?
"But there is nothing to say.
Because you already know my heart.
I showed you everything--the darkest corners of myself--and you still came back.
What else is love?"
Poison Ivy (2022 - ) #9
"This is my favorite time. When there's absolutely no reason to get up... and I can watch the light change as it moves across your face."
Poison Ivy (2022 - ) #9
DC Love Is Love (2017)
Just some readable platonic heterosexuals in the 2017 Love Is Love comic. (Straight rep matters <3 and they are that. Straight.)
Dark Knights Of Steel #5 - #8
Saying you'd bury an army for her? And then kissing her chapters later? Uh, Het Behavior 🙄
Just a couple of straight besties getting *checks notes* married.
Injustice: Year Zero #8
Calling your bestie your Home, clear and obvious straight behavior.
Harley Quinn (2021 - ) #27
Calling your new bestie "Cherie" and kissing her after she cuts off a loser's hand for you <3 only readably straight behavior.
DC Comics: Bombshells #42
This? Also Straight.
Batman: Wayne Family Adventures EP 67 "Branching Out"
"Harley Quinn's Girlfriend" FRIEND
Case closed.
Just a couple of readably platonic, heterosexual besties.
Ladies, is it gay to have numerous Pride Covers for Pride Month's DC Pride comics together?
DC Pride: Connecting Covers for Harley Quinn (2021 - ) #31 and Poison Ivy (2022 - ) #13 | Artist: Claire Roe
DC Pride (2023)
Gold Foil Variant Cover | Artist: Jen Bartel
Wraparound Variant Cover | Artist: Gabriel Picolo
Harley Quinn (2021 - ) #4 | Pride Card Stock Variant • Artist: Kris Anka
DC Pride 2021
Artist: Jim Lee
Artist: Jen Bartel
DC Pride 2022
Cover B; Swaby Wraparound Variant | Artist: Joshua Sway
Cover D Incentive 1:25; Foil Variant | Artist: Jen Bartel
The DC Book of Pride | Cover by Paulina Ganucheau
We're just imagining all the subtext, coding and flat out confirmations.
We're the illiterate ones ig. Clearly, that's all Straight behavior.
There's nothing in any universe they've ever appeared in that actually reads as Gay, it's all just Bruce Timm and co being horny and thinking Ladies Kissing Hot, and that's IT. all the years worth of content that's not even written by Timm, Conner or Palmiotti is IRRELEVANT!
If you consume any of their comics and read them as Gay, that's on you!
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I was going to write this idea as a story, but my mind keeps flatlining every time I try to coherently make it. I still wanted to share the idea, so here’s a snippet that pretty much summarizes it:
TW: child abuse, neglect
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“Mother, is Boulders Quarry dangerous?”
“Pokémon can handle it if they’re prepared and experienced enough,” Twig hums, stirring the stir fry on the stove, “but those are with Pokémon who are trained, and it can still be dangerous even for them. It’s not a dungeon that me or your dad would let you go to for a very long time — not until you’re adult or close to it.”
She hears shattering behind her, and Twig quickly turns around. Opal’s plate, once holding in apple slices and strawberries, is in pieces. The ceramic remains decorate the floor, some stained by bruised fruits and the juices left behind. Twig’s mouth opens, ready to ask if Opal’s okay and warn her about stepping on the sharp pieces, but the words that mean to come out die as she looks at her daughter. Opal’s eyes are wide and slowly become teary. Her body trembles, evidently the cause of the broken plate rather than her potentially tripping. Her stare never leaves Twig, her mouth quivering as words try to come out but never do.
“Opal?” As soon as her name leaves Twig’s mouth, the Marshadow begins to cry. Fat tears roll down her cheeks, only getting heavier when Twig rushes to her side and brings her into an embrace. “Opal, what’s-?”
“I have a friend-” Opal chokes on her words, trying to push through an invisible blockade in her throat. “She- she says that her big sister and brother try to leave her in dungeons by herself to ‘toughen up’ and that they were going to take her to Boulders Quarry today. She doesn’t like fighting — she usually hides when they try, and I can always find her, I haven’t been able to find her- she- I don’t- I wanted to say- she said they’ll run away and take her if anyone knew, and she didn’t want to go away — but now she’s not here, but her big brother and sister are- and- and-!”
Between her blood running cold and her burning organs, Twig manages soft words that she thinks are comforting by the way Opal’s cries calm down, but the Charmeleon can’t hear them. Ark comes into the room, concerned words leaving, but Twig doesn’t hear them. She gently puts Opal into his arms and she thinks that she mentions an emergency, but it all blurs after that. Now she walks out of Boulders Quarry, a quivering, shaking child curled up in her arms. She is careful not to aggravate old wounds that couldn’t have come from the recent the recent dungeon. The familiar excuses are desperately made by the kid, but Twig knows.
“I just got lost.”
“I got this because I fell — I fall a lot.”
“I’m okay, I’m fine. Don’t tell auntie my big brother and sister. I can go by myself.”
Twig knows and, internally, she seethes.
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It’s not my best and everyone is probably ooc, but I hope it’s still somewhat enjoyable. Sorry if it isn’t tho!
"Not my best," they say. "I hope it's still somewhat enjoyable," they say. Meanwhile I am holding this fic in my teeth like a rabid dog and shaking it (appreciative) and biting it (adoring) and eating it (complimentary).
I don't have many words to share because I've just been reeling at how good this is ever since it was sent in, but I can't wait to see any more of your work, especially of this concept!
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Hi!! Just before i do this, i just want to say I love your work so much and Congrats on 1k!! <3
Name: Ariel (Nickname: Oreo)
Description: Okay so I really really like using Yelan but Im not a fan of Bow users. She just fits my playstyle perfectly though. (Makes so much sense ejkiehwidnwkhdfowj) I only have 2 electro characters so far Fishcl and Lisa because Hoyoverse doesn't like the thought of me having Electro charas for some reason??? I'm totally pulling for Kaveh and Praying I don't get Baizhu (I think I've built my pity too much on Nahida's banner oops) But I do want Ganyu (I KNOW YOUR JUDGING ME FOR SAYING I DONT LIKE BOWS USERS AND WANTING BOWS USERS PLEASE) A character I regret pulling for: Xiao never came home and he isn't that great of character for me but a character I regret not pulling for is: Alhaitham his playstyle is perfect for me and with Yao Yao, Yelan and Xinqiu, The literal perfect bloom team! A character i need is Zhongli because I can't dodge shit I love love love catalyst users they're so cool and the girls are so pretty but my fav catalyst user is Heizou because punch punch >:)
I think thats a little enough for my rambling about my playstyle for Genshin lol (Sobs in Yelan Main)
Just Another congrats on 1k! Keep up the good work and I hope that more great things come your way!! <33
Scenario (optional): Blank <33
Use of vision? (optional): yes or no
(1k event found here!)
Vision: Hydro, Partner: Kaveh
Scenario(s):
hydro + dendro? seeds... blooming haha
just getting straight to the point and saying creampies.
kaveh really enjoys the feeling of being inside you. honestly, he just can't get enough of it which is why he doesn't just stop after one round.
he's very vocal about his desires as well, he isn't scared to ask you for more if that's what he wants.
chants of "you feel so good"s and your name rolls off his tongue
i like to think that kaveh gets so lost in the pleasure that he isn't aware that he's using his vision, accidentally of course.
your vision being hydro doesn't exactly make it any better but AT LEAST you have control over yours... yet that doesn't stop the... "bloom"-ing when you're both here sweating.
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Aki havin a kid and their firdt word being his name, how would do you think he would react HELP
perhaps you and aki have a bit of a lighthearted bet going on about what your kids first word is going to be... aki swears that "dad" is going to be the first thing, and he tries to get your little baby to say it at every opportunity — to little success, unfortunately. but imagine his shock when one day, he's just playing with them and they end up sounding out his name instead.
aki literally demands you come with him this instant, he drags you into the baby's room because he has to show you what they just said, it's extremely important. he tries to coax them into saying it again... and when they finally do, aki is ecstatic, he's grabbing your hands and he's saying, "you heard that, right?! she said my name! I wasn't even teaching her to do that..."
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