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poisonousquinzel · 1 year

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sometimes the takes I see in the Harley Quinn tag are just beyond stupid.

but fun fact, this is a Straight moment. Cause there's actually just no universes where they read as Gay. None at all. A provable fact.

Batgirl Adventures

c'mon is it gay to be able to Play with your bestie in an implied sexual manner? totally not. Big Straight moment.

Batgirl Adventures

Love calling my straight bestie, as a straight, bay-bee. Nothing to see here, just hets being hets.

Ladies, is it gay to wax poetry about the woman you're going to / just had wild, loud sex with?

"But there is nothing to say.

Because you already know my heart.

I showed you everything--the darkest corners of myself--and you still came back.

What else is love?"

Poison Ivy (2022 - ) #9

"This is my favorite time. When there's absolutely no reason to get up... and I can watch the light change as it moves across your face."

Poison Ivy (2022 - ) #9

DC Love Is Love (2017)

Just some readable platonic heterosexuals in the 2017 Love Is Love comic. (Straight rep matters <3 and they are that. Straight.)

Dark Knights Of Steel #5 - #8

Saying you'd bury an army for her? And then kissing her chapters later? Uh, Het Behavior 🙄

Just a couple of straight besties getting *checks notes* married.

Injustice: Year Zero #8

Calling your bestie your Home, clear and obvious straight behavior.

Harley Quinn (2021 - ) #27

Calling your new bestie "Cherie" and kissing her after she cuts off a loser's hand for you <3 only readably straight behavior.

DC Comics: Bombshells #42

This? Also Straight.

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures EP 67 "Branching Out"

"Harley Quinn's Girlfriend" FRIEND

Case closed.

Just a couple of readably platonic, heterosexual besties.

Ladies, is it gay to have numerous Pride Covers for Pride Month's DC Pride comics together?

DC Pride: Connecting Covers for Harley Quinn (2021 - ) #31 and Poison Ivy (2022 - ) #13 | Artist: Claire Roe

DC Pride (2023)

Gold Foil Variant Cover | Artist: Jen Bartel

Wraparound Variant Cover | Artist: Gabriel Picolo

Harley Quinn (2021 - ) #4 | Pride Card Stock Variant • Artist: Kris Anka

DC Pride 2021

Artist: Jim Lee

Artist: Jen Bartel

DC Pride 2022

Cover B; Swaby Wraparound Variant | Artist: Joshua Sway

Cover D Incentive 1:25; Foil Variant | Artist: Jen Bartel

The DC Book of Pride | Cover by Paulina Ganucheau

We're just imagining all the subtext, coding and flat out confirmations.

We're the illiterate ones ig. Clearly, that's all Straight behavior.

There's nothing in any universe they've ever appeared in that actually reads as Gay, it's all just Bruce Timm and co being horny and thinking Ladies Kissing Hot, and that's IT. all the years worth of content that's not even written by Timm, Conner or Palmiotti is IRRELEVANT!

If you consume any of their comics and read them as Gay, that's on you!

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socvincjpeg · 2 months

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No bc if i fumbled ford as badly as bill did i'd be on the news

Edit for clarity: The text says ‘I Grow Maddened’!!

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cuterefaction · 22 days

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Happy Bell Riots day to all who celebrate!

#star trek #ds9 #bell riots #sisko #dax #bashir #luxury gay space communism #originally I sketched it so Dax was yelling 'Happy Bell Riots Day Fuckers! ACAAAAAAAAB' but then I chickened out #also julian's sign just read 'HELP' because he doesn't know how to protest

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hanmegumi · 1 year

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LMAO

edit: turning off reblogs because some of the people that are reblogging are extremely fucking moronic. holy shit

#anti jk rowling #anti harry potter #1) she's not being removed because 'she spoke up about biological sex' she actively influences anti-trans policies #2) it's not misogynistic to remove her. the fact that she's a woman doesn't have ANYTHING to do with her removal #3) the people reblogging this in approval don't 'cry when an artist isn't credited' this isn't the same fucking thing.#this is as the article says (if you know how to read 🤭) the quickest solution to reduce her impact #this bitch doesn't just hurt trans people. it's clear in her books that she's a white supremacist and she's also antisemitic #and she said dumbledore is gay for clout. it's fucking obvious. stop defending this woman and get a life-#-or get involved on the side of trans people #or just generally drop the fucking series you read as a middle schooler. nostalgia isn't more important than the lives of trans/jewish ppl

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andromedasea · 1 year

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happy pride to people with ‘contradicting’ identities i love you and you’re doing it right

#[a]#it is probably evident enough but for the sake of clarity obviously this post does not mean there aren’t other ‘right’ ways to identify #specifically i made this because i was thinking of mspec lesbians and gays but it is for anyone #edit this breached containment about 900 notes ago hello everyone in the whole world #edit 2 very emotional reading the tags people are leaving on this. i love you #pride

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incredubious · 2 years

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another ole collection of one piece doodles...enjoy

#one piece #sanji #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #acesan #portgas d ace #and just cuz it had gay intentions ..........#zolu #i like writing alt text mosta the time but its harder for me because I am a guy who knows maybe 6 descriptive words. try my best tho #sometimes i run it thru text to speech in case i used an Unrecognised Word that isnt a name or something and can't be properly read aloud..#n sometimes i see people writing alt text and including stuff like keysmashes or something and im like BUT THAT CAN'T ..BUT.....BUT THE #anyway #gay peopele

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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No time to play. You are being sent away.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

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happypeachsludgeflower · 2 months

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Shen Yuan rewrote PIDW ridiculously well with beautiful prose and detailed characterization and well crafted plot arcs as a fanfiction just to prove that it could be well written and Airplane is obviously just a sellout hack who couldn’t write himself out of a paper bag and obviously Shen Yuan only did it to prove a point because he’s petty like that and he absolutely does not and never will love the story enough to write 999k+ words about it at all no sir no how no way HE’S JUST PETTY DAMMIT!!

#his version was so good it became internationally famous on ao3 #it suspiciously spends a lot of time describing how pretty Luo Binghe is #the wives are never talked about really #everyone that reads it knows cucumber is gay #airplane subscribes and binges it regularly #he doesn’t care that it’s better then his because a) he gets to read it and b) it’s bringing in readers to pidw #over half of his readers are dedicated fanfic lovers that want to understand the og content as well #airplane shooting towards the sky #it’s free advertisement #mxtx #peerless cucumber #cumplane #pidw #svsss sqh #svsss #svsss shen qingqiu #svsss au #sqq svsss #svsss fanfiction #svsss shitpost #svsss fic #mxtx svsss #svsss shang qinghua #svsss shen yuan #mxtx hell #scumbag self saving system #scumbag system #mxtx fandom #scum villain self saving system

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sandeewithtwoe · 4 months

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This is my contribution for the colormare ship

Killer belongs to rahafwabas

Color belongs to Superyoumna

Nightmare belongs to Jokublog

Transcript:

Killer: TWO DADS!

Color: You see me as a father figure??

Killer: I see anyone who takes care of me as a father figure <- fatherless behaviour

Killer: I’m sure you guys would get along GREAT if you ignore your differences. Like Ink and Error!

Color and Nightmare: …

Color: *Barf sounds*

Nightmare: HAHAHAHAHA

Killer: Welp. I tried

#utmv #comic #sanscest #killer sans #color sans #nightmare sans #colormare #color x nightmare #please don’t take this seriously lol #made this because I was reading fanfics #color is always written as that one girl that gets in the way of a gay relationship #so this is kinda made out of spite #art

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anqelbean · 1 year

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I love love love the fact that Shen Yuan has read danmei novels canonically. Like, yeah, sure, his sister made him read them but like. He KNOWS knows tropes. He KNOWS when he's getting wife plotted. Like. He's almost disappointed when Binghe didn't lock him away in his castle to have his way with him. What kind of novels did he freaking READ. I wanna meet his meimei.

#anqels ramblings #eva.txt #svsss #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #bingqiu #i hc he read them because his sister wanted someone to talk about them with and her third gege was the perfect candidate #i also think she might've had an inkling he was gay.

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redysetdare · 1 year

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A character looks straight into the camera and says "I'm not interested in romance" and people will still say "No, it's not confirmed they're aromantic!!!" "They could change their mind!!!" "it's a challenge for them to overcome!!!" "They'll have character development that makes them fall in love"

It's like they are given the most blatant answer to a character romantic orientation and they actively ignore it. all the while all it takes is subtext for people to speak as if it is fact for a character to be any other sexuality.

#text #yes I'm calling out the hypocrisy within queer readings of a text and how often people dont see aromanticism as queer #and thus they will hear a blatant omission that a character is aromantic and still say it is not enough #mean while a character saying 'im not interested in the opposite gender' is rightfully taken as the character being queer #the queer community hates aspec characters because they don't match their perfect idea of sex sex relationships as being peak queerness #aphobia #aro #aromantic #aspec #aroace #im sorry but n oit isn't a difference of opinion if you blatantly ignore a character outright saying 'im not into this'#like y'all complain abt ppl turning gay ppl straight but will defend ppl erasing aro identities all the time #fandoms will throw a fit if you ship gay characters in straight relationships but ppl shit aro characters and we r told to shut up #im so fucking tired of this bs #I will keep complaining and keep calling this shit out #until it is drilled into ur skulls that you are being APHOBIC becaue WHAT? You want to REALLLLLY SHIP a character?#Because you'll die if you dont???#fuck man just say you hate aspec ppl and move on #it's easier than dealing with your 'im not aphobic ur being unfair i supposed aspec people really' bs

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sexy-sapphic-sorcerer · 22 days

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(Rogozhin tries to persuade Holmes to marry Madame Petrova)

The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (1970) dir. Billy Wilder

#we had canon gay sherlock holmes in barely-post-hays-code era hollywood. how we have regressed #I studied billy wilder in school cos he did some interesting queer stuff with 'some like it hot' and I remember reading that he snuck some #queer subtext into his sherlock holmes film. but this is not exactly 'subtext'#you could argue that he lied to get out of marrying her and sure he is lying about being in a relationship with john but not the rest of it #because he sure as hell isn't lying when he discusses it with watson later. maybe I'll gif that scene too #sherlock holmes #the private life of sherlock holmes #tplosh #johnlock #billy wilder

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gentlemancowboy · 5 months

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Gayest Dean Moment Not Involving Cas Number 3 ➼ Church Confession

Bonus:

#the conversation with sam is word-for-word a textbook canon event idk how else we were supposed to read that interaction #if anyone even utters the words 'the mark of cain' I will scream #buckleming answer for your crimes #anyway forever blessed that tumblr upped the image limit on posts because I really didn't want to cut this down #sorry to the dash tho #long post #spn #gay dean series #spn season 10 #10x16 paint it black #dean winchester #sam winchester #my edits #spnedit #deanedit #cowboycoven #spncreatorsdaily

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mari3with3 · 7 months

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astradyke · 2 months

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warning this might be a nothing post i'm just a little emotional & rambling but like... i think a lot about hometown showdown and gay and not proud a lot. and i understand this was in the peak of YouTube's fuckery with Dan and disrupting his plans for DINOK so i understand there's like a tension behind a lot of what was ongoing. i also realize that YouTube-- more obviously with hometown showdown-- but generally had strong business rationale for wanting Phil to feature in these videos, with Dan & Phil being the duo of HS and Phil being there in gay and not proud (sorry the acronym for this looks ugly).

but man... i think a lot about how hometown showdown was just kind of a lot of dates. i've not seen the other ones but i hear a lot that they were way more competitive versus Dan and Phil were just casually exploring their hometowns together, showing pieces of themselves to the other. i think about all the dialogue that was cut (that I think was alluded to in WDAPTEO 2?)

and i think about like. the seismic Importance of Phil being in gay and not proud as like... Dan's safe space. the same way he's remote crisis manager, the same way he was part of WAD's pre & post show, the same way he filmed that haircut video basically to promo YWGTTN and Dan is leaving me to talk about WAD. the same way that Dan got a taxi to his place after his nightmare experience at the laundromat to do laundry because "for the first time since I was a tiny child, I actually felt safe."

and after the latest mukbang it's like... it's really insane to me how their personal relationship has continued despite the pressures they've faced as being a comedic influencer duo. the fact that they work as business partners but still have this relationship. the fact that even in these YouTube originals that Dan was resentful of at the time anyway you can still glowingly see how much they love each other. like Phil being in gay and not proud wasn't a cameo, it was a fucking love confession.

i dunno. this is something that's been talked about a Lot but i do think about it frequently. i don't tend to rewatch these specials a lot because Jesus Christ the editing really gets me, but like... idk. "you're next to me in my life," or whatever. 15 years have passed and Phil's still cheerleading for Dan, from his first YouTube video to his first solo tour. i dunno.

#astra.txt #dan and phil #phan #i've said this before but that was the part of basically i'm gay that i think helped me the most personally. or at least really affected me #the idea of meeting someone who made you feel safe. and for a while i kind of thought i had that and then i reflect and i'm like...#... no i shouldn't really settle. because it IS so important.#one person accepting you CAN make all the difference. and i'm so glad Dan was able to find that person #and also obviously that Phil has Dan because Dan loves and supports Phil a lot too.#hate when i'm overly emotional about these videos because i don't want to rewatch but i am like mentally compelled to #the fact that Dan has done a lot of genuinely impressive solo work and Phil is like right there being like #guys read this book! guys go see him on tour! 45 minute masterpiece!#it's dan's birthday lets get that to trend! like UGH.

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intramoon · 27 days

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Work in progress on Wednesday's teen bedroom (lots of eclectic nicknacks from her mom & NANA posters) ... 🦋

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