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Fenton's Big Lift

Beakley: Well, it’s a very ambitious idea, Della- I’ll give you that. But I just don’t believe it’s possible!

Della: Are you kidding?! It's true!

Gyro: Ohhh, what is it you're making a ruckus over this time, Della?

Della: Oh, hey, Gyro. I thought you said you were going to spend a quiet morning organizing your bowties!

Gyro: [Dryly] How could anyone effectively organize anything with you talking so loudly in my lab?

Beakley: Della here insists that Fenton is enough of a powerhouse to lift every single person in the family without the aid of the Gizmoduck armor!

Gyro: Oh, Della, not this again...

Della: It’s true! Gyyyyy, c'mon, you’ve seen it too!

Gyro: Now, Dr. Intern is… fairly capable, what with utilizing the Gizmoduck armor on a daily basis, but-

Della: Ha! You agree!

Gyro: I did not say-- Della, this family includes the likes of Launchpad and Mrs. Beakley. No one could--

Della: [Triumphantly] FENTON! CAN! LIFT! ANYONE!!

Gyro: I give up.

Beakley: Well, I simply can’t accept such a boast without proof.

Della: Oh, I can prove it! Look, here comes Fenton now! Watch this!

Gyro: What do you mean you can prove--

Fenton: [Coming downstairs from the lab's second story] Salutations, Della, Mrs. Beakley! Oh, Dr. Gearloose, I wanted to go over the latest plans with you for the-

Della: [Overlapping him, running off in his direction, leaping into the air] CANONBALL!!

[Fenton yelps, drops his blueprints, goes “Oof!” as he instinctively catches Della]

Della: TA-DAA!! Some reflexes, huh?

Beakley: That’s hardly convincing.

Gyro: Yes, I could probably lift you if sufficiently motivated, Della.

Della: And yet you never play “Throw-Della-up-in-the-air-as-hard-as-you-can-and-see-where-she-lands” with me!

Gyro: [Deadpan] We’ve talked about this!

Beakley: Well, I’m not convinced. [commandingly, Agent 22-mode] Dr. Crackshell-Cabrera! Front and center!

Fenton: Uh, yes, ma’am-

Beakley: [Snapping her fingers] Up, man! Up! Lift! Higher now-- with your knees-- all the way up-- there!!

Fenton: [Overlapping with Beakley's directions] What, oh, uh-- yes ma’am!-- [Strained, lifting] oof-- here we go-- uhf-- alrighty-- hup! [Somehow, miraculously, manages to lift her]

Gyro: [whispering to himself] That's incredible!

Beakley: Hm. Passable, I suppose. But I’m still not convinced.

Della: What the DUCK are you talkin' about, Mrs. B?? He managed to lift you up! Ooooh, Gyro next!

Fenton: [Gasping slightly, still recovering] All righty, then-

Gyro: Don’t. You. Dare.

Fenton: [Backing off] Wouldn’t dream of it!

Beakley: Besides, that would hardly be an adequate test of Fenton's strength. Gyro weighs as much as a wet paper bag.

Gyro: Hey!

Della: Oh, I know. I just thought it would be fun!

Gyro: Oh, look! Blue Nephew and McQuack! Let’s pay attention to them instead and leave me well alone! [Double-take, annoyed] Wait, what are they even doing here? Why is everyone congregating in my lab?

Launchpad: Hi, Mrs. B! Hi, Della! What’s going on?

Dewey: Hi, Mom. Can I get some money for-

Della: [interrupting Dewey] FENTON! LIFT DEWEY INSTEAD!

Fenton: Oh, okay. Up we go, then.

Dewey: Woo, I’m up here now!

Beakley: That’s ridiculous. Dewey is a child. You might as well put him down.

Fenton: Alrighty?

Dewey: [Mildly disappointed] Aaaand I'm on the floor again. Nerp- DEW-EY ME AGAIN!

[Fenton lifts him again]

Dewey: WOOO, and I'm back on top!

Launchpad: Life’s sure got its ups and downs, eh, buddy? [Pause] Uhh, but seriously, Della, what’s this game of yours?

Della: It’s not a game! I’m proving to Mrs. B that Fenton can lift everyone in the family!

Launchpad: Ohhh, why didn’t you say so? Fenton, ya shoulda started with me. Seein’ as I’m such a tiny lil' guy and all.

Fenton: [voice wavering] Uhh...

Launchpad: I mean, it wouldn’t be much harder than lifting a couple blueprints, huh? Picking up a lil' guy like me... it’s hardly even worth showin’ off at this point, when you’ve already managed folks so much bigger! But you might as well, just so you can say honestly you’ve managed the full collection later, right?

Della: If he can lift Mrs. B, he can lift anyone- even Launchpad!

Fenton: [resigned to what’s happening] Okay. I figure I can... yeah, yup, here we-- [grunting] Hup-- all right-- little more--

Launchpad: Whoa!

Della: YES!!

Beakley: Oh!

Gyro: [Openly impressed this time, can't keep his eyes off Fenton] Oh, my!

Dewey: Woo, way to dewey it, Fenton!

[One solid beat. Then Fenton collapses, taking Launchpad down with him with a loud “OOF!” from them both]

Launchpad: Wow, uh-- that was impressive, Fenton! You all right?

Fenton: [Horribly out of breath] Yep, j-just peachy, LP. Thanks for asking!

Beakley: Well, I still say it’s only just passable. Launchpad, come here. I’m going to show Fenton how it's done!

Gyro: No! I’m ending this right now! You've all wasted quite enough of my time and Dr. Intern's! Everybody, out of my lab!

Della: Fine. But later on, I want to see Fenton lift up Penny!

Beakley: Oh, honestly, Della.

Dewey: Oh, I am so recording that! Fenton, you're gonna be on my show this weekend! Don't worry, your secret identity is safe. Not that everyone doesn't already know you're Gizmoduck.

[They all leave]

Gyro: [Helping Fenton to his feet, rolling his eyes] You always did work too hard.

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(Context: Eden is arguing with Whit over who tells the funniest jokes in the class...)

Eden: (huffing in anger) Well, I think I'm plenty funny, Whit! Levi thinks I'm a hoot and a half!

Whit: (smirking) Only a hoot and a half? What happened to the other half? Hehehe!

Eden: (angrily) OH, YOU-

Whit: (shrugging, passing Eden a custom business card) 'Sides, Levi wouldn't know a good joke if it walked up to him, introduced itself, and handed him its business card! Punchline and all!

Eden: (pouting) He would too! Y'know, Whit, you're not the only funny one in this class!

Whit: (smiling) Oh yeah? You might be right, Eden! Ace is a pretty funny fella too-

Eden: (upset) Not Ace! Me!

Eden: (confidently) I have a joke that would knock your ducky socks off! I've been working on it all week!

Whit: (sarcastically, turning over to a disassociating Rose) Hoo boy, all week? It took you that long? You hearin' this, Rose?

Eden: (angrily) Oh, I'll show you, Whit!

Eden: (clearing her throat, happily) What did the number three say to the number two after beating him in a game of checkers?

Whit: (already cringing, whispering to Rose) Oh, no. Here it comes!

Eden: (happily) I ONE!

Whit: (in mock pain) Ugh! That was just terrible! Just awful! I think I'm gonna need a barf bag!

Eden: (passionately rambling) Oh, it was not, Whit! It was a good joke! Don't you get it?! "One" is a number, but it also sounds like "won"! Y'know, when you've "won" a game-

Whit: (grabbing a rose from out of nowhere, and dramatically collapsing on the ground) Now she's explaining it! OH! When will the AGONY stop?! I'm just a little matchmaker in peril! Someone's gonna get executed for this! I'm going into the light!

Rose: (just disassociating, oblivious to the drama around her)

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I can never just come on here to do what I came to can I

Just wanted to post a short, 4 page minicomic. The culmination of a couple week's work. Please expand to view properly; I put a lot of detail into these :)

This scene and dialogue were pulled from the Studio Ghibli movie, Ponyo (2008). I've thought for a long time that Ponyo's "There's water coming from your eyes!" seems like a very Wally thing to say (especially if it's the first time he's seen someone cry!) and from there I just made up a scenario where the dialogue from that scene would make sense.

I've been thinking a lot about the Homewarming update (tis the season, y'know?) so Eddie ended up the Mum/Lisa stand in, making Frank the most obvious choice for a Sosuke stand in.

What DID happen to Eddie? Where did he go? I dunno, you tell me your theories! This isn't intended to imply anything/theorise about the Homewarming update or anything like that; just playing around with a fun idea :3

Aaalso while thinking about this I was hit by a Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind AU with Frank. Being a whisperer for giant bugs and having compassion for a recovering ecosystem? Being Nausicaa would be right up his alley! So mebe I'll draw something related to that soon.

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🌺Welcome Home Splatoon AU:

🌺Welcome Home Splatoon AU: Frank and Wally were looking for Julie since she was not in the neighborhood all day and they were worried.

Welcome Home by: @/_PartyCoffin_

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robbie beetle? beetlejelly. timy helly cup for. beetle

I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT BEETLE JELLY OH MY G A D D D

Honestly if someone were to give Robbie a beetle jelly? Marriage on sight. No paperwork- no planning- b o o m. Newly wedded-

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Anyone else imagining a frantic Barnaby going around the neighbourhood with Missing posters? Just me?

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Suddenly his fear of bugs makes sense!

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