helloooo!! was wondering if you could do headcanons on what it would be like to be friends with the goths from south park. :) if you could that would be awesome thanksss! 💗☺️
BEING IN THEIR FRIEND GROUP; THE GOTH KIDS
INCLUDES: pete thelman, michael, henrietta biggle, and firkle smith
they probably just saw you as another asshole conformist at first and just ignored you
as you start to get closer and bond with all of them more it's a bit confusing,,, you dress like a normie and look like one so why are you hanging out with them???
henrietta tells you that you have to dress goth if you wanna hang around them. she doesn't want to be seen with a conformist 🙄🙄
you hang out at henrietta's and she gives u a goth makeover while listening to goth music. she's converting you
when you show up at the bus stop the next day looking like edgar allen poe they just kinda check u out for a moment before giving an approving nod
despite your makeover, you still haven't really gotten into the whole death & despair thing and pete reminds u all the time to stop being such a 'goody-two-shoes', as he calls it.
"can i get an orange juice?"
"no, asshole, you have to get black coffee! god, do you know anything about goth culture??"
i can see u being firkle's babysitter and he like. threatens you to not tell ANY of the goth kids about it unless u want to die. ez blackmail
lots of nights where u all just sit on a hill and look out over stark's pond and smoke... if u won't smoke firkle and pete call you a pussy
when you hang out with any of the popular kids they get like. borderline upset and sigh and flip their hair and shit
"ugh, you're still hanging out with those guys? y'know, goths don't hang around popular greasy jocks. goths stick to their own. you wouldn't know."
they r jealous u have other friends but they're taking that to the grave
always dragging you into shit, especially if you're preppy or a straight-A student.
"i can't skip class! i have no absences, i can't stop now!"
"jesus fucking christ.."
they r kinda mean sometimes but it's tough love!!! the only one i could see really admitting he cares for u as a friend is pete, and that would be when you two are alone. if you told anyone he'd never talk to u again
u like to annoy michael as he's walking around or to class. like just follow him chatting about literally anything or poke him and watch him over his shoulder and he's going NUTS. it's so fun though
you, henrietta, and firkle dye your hair together in your teen years, like your favorite colors . michael thinks it's stupid and pete calls it gay (but secretly wants to too)
they'll never say it but it honestly makes them all really happy if they turn on gothic music and you start bobbing your head or say you like it. you might catch one of them smiling at you while you rock out but it quickly disappears
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◇ (Platonic) Goth kids x reader - New friends ◇
Aka; Henrietta introduces you to her other friends, the goths
- You and Henrietta always got along
- Mostly due to the fact you live right nextdoor and you were the only kid she could play with when you were both little
- She continued being friends with you as you aged, and one day she decided to introduce you to her friend group
- Now, this could go 2 ways, depending if you're also goth or not
- If you are, great, they won't care that much and let you hang out with them
- If you aren't, they'll be skeptical, but thanks to Henrietta, they'll give you a chance
- As you got to know them, you realized they were surprisingly not that mean
- If you ever feel like skipping classes, you go and smoke with them behind the school
- Your hangouts always happen at Henrietta's house
- You usually write and read poems for each other, and you learn quite a lot about writing dark poems
- Your parents don't know you hang out with them, you never mention it to anyone
- Michael is the first one in the group to warm up to you
- Pete gives you tips on your hair and accesories to make you look better, or 'more goth'
- The other kids in school rip on you at times, but you saw that coming when you started hanging out with them
- Still, you don't care that much. At the end of the day, they're your friends!
A/N: I love the goth kids, so. Goth kids content. (Also ignore that Firkle isn't mentioned here I didn't know what to do with him-)
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Michael and Stan is so real like u can't tell me Stan isn't staring at Michael like <3__<3 while he's doing Stan's eyeliner or even just blowing smoke into his face lmfao
Oh all Stan knows how to do is stare at pretty people
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