#South Park season 19

[lesliemeyers]

don't you wish you could be happier?

[statixzcoffee]

Watching Season 19, Episode 1

Can anybody told me why Butters got DETENTION for saying the Chef got brainwashed by a cult. Was it because he spoke out of line? PLEASE GIVE ME A REASON, PC PRINCIPAL!? like is it because he thinks he is lying? Like i know scientology is a cult. WAIT?!! DID FUCKING Scientology REWROTE OF HOW HE DIED!? WHICH PC PRINCIPAL THINKS HE IS LYING?!!? OR IS IT BECAUSE BUTTERS' POWER FROM STICK OF TRUTH IS HAPPENING. (Basically the first guy to go/hit/hurt.) NOO MY BABY.

~~ Alright I just realized. It is most likely that scientology bribed people saying that he committed suicide. South Park has the right to be angry (It actually happened in real life, understandable jabs.)

I was bewildered and thinking then realizes that what actually happened. PC Principal believed the news more than the people who LIVED there, wow okay. Thanks, PC Principal. IT's BUTTERS STOTCH. HE RARELY LIES (Unless he has to or blackmailed - but understandable especially if you think people who lived there are arrogant whiny bigots. lol)

Scientology is a cult of stalkers, will hunt your info, and will hurt your friends and family. :D

[catnip--corpse]

Ads r AMONGUS lmao

[cozyhoshi]

if one plan fails, we will plan another.

[tricks-tickles]

Are You Happy?

sudden burst of inspo be like:

sorry i dropped off the face of the earth(ish) apparently im limited to three fics per fandom haha

anyway south park amirite

(also psa im bri ish so idk how american unis work so the boys r 18ish here but im p sure i didn't get anything disastrously wrong)

word count: 1459

pairing: Lee!Craig/Ler!Tweek

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“Craig?” 

Tweek sat on his bed next to his boyfriend, anxiously tugging on the base of his shirt as he studied Craig’s expression. Despite being the stoic one of the two, he had a strangely tense look about him. 

“Yeah?” Craig said, fiddling with his fingers.

“Uh, are you- ACK, okay? You seem kind of n-nervous?” Tweek asked, twitching a little. 

“Oh, yeah I’m fine,” He responded, still looking at his hands, “Why wouldn’t I be?”

“GAH- uh, because of your uni-university application?!” Craig had applied to the University of Colorado’s astrophysics course and was due to hear back at some point in the coming week. Although he had the grades for the course, he wasn’t sure about his personal essay and had been internally freaking out for a while. It was Saturday now, and his nerves were at an all-time high. He guessed it was starting to show.

“No.” He said, then paused, “Yes. I’m just worried I won’t get in.” Honesty is the best policy, or whatever.

“Of course you will!” Tweek said, winking out of anxiety. “You’re the- GAHAH- smartest guy I know!

Craig hummed, digging his feet into the bed. 

“I don’t know about that…” He muttered.

“And besides! Maybe they’re just BUSY! Or running late or s-something.” He said, screwing up his face in a twitch. 

“Maybe,” Craig said, unconvinced. “You’re lucky you don’t have to worry about this.” Tweek had taken a gap year to work at his parent's shop and figure out what he wanted to do with his life. If Craig was accepted then he would follow him to Boulder, or wherever he wanted to go. Tweek was sure he’d follow Craig to the ends of the earth.

“AH- don’t mention that! It’s WAY too much pressure!”

“Right,” Craig said, “Sorry.”

Tweek twitched anxiously. He had almost no experience in comforting people and was way out of his depth. Craig probably didn’t want to talk about it, and he wasn’t sure what else to do. He gently tugged on his hair, thinking about what Craig had done for him when he was anxious. Slowly, an idea formed. 

“Craig?” He said, again.

“Yeah?”

“Um, do you want me to- ACK- cheer you up or some-something?” 

He looked at Tweek, a little bemused.

“You can try,” Craig said, curious as to what he would do.

Tweek took a careful breath in, then shuffled closer to Craig and, shivering slightly, wrapped an arm around his shoulders. Craig tensed, then sagged into his boyfriend's touch. Despite having been ‘together’ for around eight years, their relationship had only become real two years ago, and even still they were a little shy around each other. Tweek was too anxious to make the first move most of the time, and Craig had no idea how to, so they danced around each other until one of them stepped up. 

Craig had forgotten how comforting Tweek could be if he tried. When Stripe 5 had died Tweek’s hugs had been the only thing keeping him together. He sighed and shuffled closer to him, breathing in the smell of coffee. 

They stayed like that for a few minutes, until Tweek worked up the courage to enact part two of his plan. He placed his spare hand on Craig’s side and began gently tracing his fingers along his hoodie. Craig stiffened again, jumping when Tweek’s fingers twitched against him. 

“Honey, what are you dohing?” He said, stifling a giggle when Tweek’s fingers crept toward his stomach. 

“Well, you remember when- GAH- I was f-feeling anxious about nothing a few weeks ago, and you asked me if you could cheer me up? And I said yes so you started t-tickling me and you didn’t stop until you thought I was happy? And I kept- AH- saying I was happy but you were like ‘I don’t believe you, honey.’ and it t-tickled really bad? Do you remember that?” While he spoke Tweek’s other arm slipped from around Craig’s shoulders, making him squeak and slide down the bed as Tweek started pinching his side. 

“Nohoho,” Craig said, trying to bring his knees up to protect his stomach. Tweek noticed and shifted till he was sitting on Craig’s thighs to keep them down.

“No?! You don’t r-remember? It was only a few weeks ago- GAH-, you must have a pretty bad memory.”

He started scratching Craig’s stomach, making him laugh properly.

“I rehemehembeher!” He cried, his hands torn between covering his face and pushing away Tweek’s hands. He settled on tugging the flaps of his hat till it covered his eyes.

“Oh! G-good. Then you remember that- AH- you kept teasing me too? You were like ‘Does this t-tickle, babe?’ ‘How about here?’ ‘Are you having fun? You sound like you’re having fun.’. So, Craig, I want to a-ask you: are you having fun?”

“Ahahaha!”

“‘That’s not an answer, babe.’ That’s what you’d say.” Tweek said. He had to admit that he was sort of enjoying himself. Craig had tickled him, but he’d never worked up the courage to get him back. Now though, as he watched his boyfriend squirm and blush and laugh under his wiggling fingers, he understood exactly why Craig got him all the time. His laugh was somewhat monotone but it had a lightness to it that made Tweek feel all warm inside.

“Are you happy? Are you h-having fun? Do you- AH like this, baby?” He teased, drumming into his ribcage.

Craig was sure he was going to die. Tweek’s fingers were sending little bolts of lightning through his body, darting around so he couldn’t catch them. Worse, though, was the teasing. He was sure it wasn’t as bad when he did it to Tweek, his stomach was full of butterflies and his face was burning hot. Tweek rarely called him pet names, so he was sure he was about to combust. But the worst of it was that he was enjoying it. It was fun to have Tweek be so playful and close to him and to have all his anxiety chased away by his uncontrollable laughter. Not that he was going to say that to him though. 

“Are you- ERK- ignoring me?” Tweek said, grinning impishly. His fingers wiggled upwards, then lifted entirely.

Craig panted, pushing up his hat and catching his breath.

“Ihihi’m nohoht ihignohoring yohou.” He giggled.

“Then answer my q-questions, love,” Tweek said, still smiling as his fingers twitched in the air above Craig’s chest.

“Whahat were thehey again?”

“Do- AH- do you like this? Are you h-having fun?” 

“Uh,” Craig trailed off, pulling his hat down again, “Maybe…” He whispered. 

“What was that?”

“MahahABYEHEHE!! TWEEK!” He squealed at Tweek’s fingers suddenly wiggling into his underarms. Craig slammed his arms down and arched his back, trying to squirm away from the unbearable feeling. 

“Oops, I d-didn’t catch that.” Tweek said, using his pointer fingers to rub little circles into the divots of Craig’s underarms. 

“I LIKE IT! I LIHIHIHIKE IHIHIT! PLEHEHAHASE HONEY, IHIT REHEHAHALLY TIHIHICKLES!”

“And you’re happy?” 

“IHIHI’M HAHAPPY! WHEHENEHEVEHER IHI’M WIHIHITH YOHOHOUHU IHI’M SOHO HAHAHAPY!”

Tweek squeaked, blushed, and toppled off Craig, falling to the side of him. He shifted and turned to face him, where Craig had done the same.

“Do- GAH- do you mean that?” He said, shyly.

Craig took a few deep breaths, “Yeah,” He said.

He tried to adjust his hat but ended up taking it off and throwing it somewhere vaguely behind him. Instead, he leaned forward, kissing Tweek softly. 

He made a content noise and leaned a little deeper into Craig. At that same time, the doorbell rang and Craig’s mother called him downstairs.

The two boys looked at each other before racing down the stairs and stumbling into Craig’s kitchen, where his mother stood holding an envelope.

Craig took a deep breath in, crossing the kitchen and ripping it open. Tweek felt his heart hammer, nervous on Craig’s behalf. His eyes scanned the text before he closed the letter again and gently set it down on the counter. The tension was so thick you could have cut it with a knife. Slowly, he turned to face Tweek. 

Tweek’s heart sank. There were pinpricks of tears in Craig’s eyes and he was ready to offer the ultimate sympathy when a smile took over his face and he announced, in the driest, most monotone voice,

“I got in.” 

Everyone erupted in cheers. His mother, his father and sister (who had come to see what all the fuss was about,), and Tweek. 

They all rushed forward and Craig found himself crushed between all his favourite people. 

Tweek caught his gaze and smiled, his eyes glittering.

“I t-told you there was nothing to worry about. You’re the smartest guy I know.”

[voolion]

CREEK AND KYLE KEYCHAINS 🗣️🗣️

Skrunklies 🩷

[br1ghtestlight]

it's weird that family guy has been on air for more than a decade longer than bob's burgers has and the simpsons was airing in the EIGHTIES. like i would be happy if bob's burgers got a few more seasons for sure but i cant imagine the show still airing ten or twenty years from now?? in my head it's already one of the older animated shows on tv (which im sure it is) but i don't really want it to go on forever!!!

i can't even imagine what the show would be like if new episodes were still being produced 10 or 15 years from now. family guy's decline in quality definitely makes a lot of sense in that regard Bcuz there's so many episodes. every story and characterization moment has already been done (not to mention the simpsons which almost feels like it isnt ALLOWED to end by network orders)

[sevicia]

The South Park knowledge I have locked away somewhere in my brain is forever a reminder that I gotta stay humble

[sappy-detective]

“craig isn’t actually gay, he’s just doing it for the town, he was straight before season 19!”

craig: wow you’re the coolest kid in the world, if i could call  Chris Hanson an asshole licking dickfart to his face i would be so happy. can i just like hang out with you sometime? like do you’re laundry maybe? *touches Thomas shoulder*

[buttfrovski]

peak fiction

[circus-of-rats]

I spent too long on this

[allmyfriendsareheathens]

I don't know about you guys, but I feel like the conflict between Stan and Kyle in Season 19 was pretty unnecessary. Like remove that part and it would have been a slightly better season honestly. The fist fight was pretty funny though.

[chickensoup1025]

I lived in Mormon Town™️ for a year and while I was there in a house with a bunch of other neurodivergent kids, (I'm looking at you @waryofthemist007 lol) I made this fanart of Creek. Tweek x Craig from South Park.

At the time, I'd only ever watched two episodes and so you can guess what one of them was.

I Taped This Yaoi To The Wall In Mormon Town.

God I loved every second of it.

[troublcmakcrs]

//OH THIS SEASON IS ALREADY FUCKING ROUGH DUDE, IT'S FUCKING ROUGH

[astarionsknife]

I don't trust south park fans that only like season 20 and onward.

[ashleybenlove]

PC Principal bringing up Chef brings up an... interesting point.

Because yeah, in that episode, the main four boys are the only ones who truly know what happened to him. And they leave and then there’s a funeral (no body, of course). I do wonder what exactly they told the town. (I guess they went with suicide, given what PC Principal says.)

(Also it sounds like Butters knows. Which is fair.)

Also I love that PC is like, I GOOGLED SOUTH PARK, and then starts mentioning a bunch of stuff from episodes past. He really did Google South Park.