#Spud N Butters

[thecookieverse]

Cookieverse: Schools

Milkyway Elementary

Known Students

Alfajor Cookie (Inez)

Apple Cookie

Apple Dodger Cookie (Ferb)

Astronaut Food Cookie (Dib Membrane)

Babosa Cookie (Tanis)

Banana Pancake Cookie (Quincy)

Basil Cookie (Buttercup)

Bell Pepper Cookie

Berry Gel Cookie (Sally)

Berry Smoothie Cookie (Keesha)

Bitter Melon Cookie (Violet)

Blackberry Pie Cookie (Schroeder)

Blue Corn Cookie (Boomer)

Blue Taro Cookie (Tim)

Blueberry Kulfi Cookie (Baljeet)

Blueberry Jam Cookie (Lucy)

Burrito Cookie (K.O.)

Candy Bone Cookie (Skid)

Candy Jack Cookie (Ralphie)

Carrot Puff Cookie (Arnold)

Cavatappi Cookie (Frieda)

Champurrado Cookie (Carlos)

Chili Dog Cookie (Hoagie P. Gilligan Jr./Numbuh 2)

Chocolate Swirl Cookie (Jimmy Neutron)

Concord Juice Cookie (Sibella)

Coney Dog Cookie (Winnie)

Cornflower Cookie (Franklin)

Cranberry Flan Cookie (Jackie)

Cream Pie Cookie (Charlotte)

Cucumber Cookie (Dendy)

Daffodil Cookie (Dorothy Ann)

Dandelion Cookie (Jimmy)

Dirt Cake Cookie (Pigpen)

Ditalini Cookie (Leo)

Farfalle Cookie (Annie)

Food Coloring Cookie (Adeleine)

Fruit Punch Cookie (PPG!Brick)

Ghost Pipe Cookie (Phantasma)

Gold Truffle Cookie (Princess Morbucks)

Gouda Cookie (Buford)

Green Bean Cookie (Phoebe)

Hokey Pokey Cookie (Wallabee Beetles/Numbuh 4)

Honeydew Cookie (Elsa Frankenteen)

Key Lime Cookie (Cyberchase!Matt)

Lemon Gel Cookie (Charlie Brown)

Marshmallow Bunny Cookie (Panini)

Matcha Choco Cookie (Kuki Sanban/Numbuh 3)

Mellowcreme Pumpkin Cookie (Pump)

Mint Cream Cookie (Peppermint Patty)

Mochi Cookie (Wanda)

Nori Cookie (Butch)

Oleander Cookie (Grim Adventures!Mandy)

Orchid Cookie (June)

Pink Lemonade Cookie (Blossom)

Pixy Powder Cookie (Timmy Turner)

Pudding Pop Cookie (Chowder)

Pumpkin Brownie Cookie (Marcie)

Raspberry Jam Cookie (Linus)

Salsa Chip Cookie (Phineas)

Salted Caramel Cookie (Abigail Lincoln/Numbuh 5)

Soda Bread Cookie (Fanny Fulbright/Numbuh 86)

Soft Serve Cookie (Funkin Dusk)

Strawberry Fool Cookie (Nigel Uno/Numbuh 1)

Sufganiyah Cookie (Isabella)

Sugar Cookie (Bubbles)

Star Jelly Cookie (Zim)

Tangelo Cookie (Billy)

Tangerine Tanghulu Cookie

Vieux Lille Cookie (Sarah)

Walnut Cookie

Former Students

Five-Layer Cookie (DCFDTL); were kidnapped and brainglazed by Black Olive Cookie (Father)

Tarator Cookie (Vendetta); Expelled for horrific bullying and her dessert monster creations hurting other students. Also the incident where she tried to take over the school on show-and-tell day. That too.

Known Faculty

Beacon Apple Cookie (Bea Spells-A-Lot, part-time tutor)

Gelatin Cookie (Edd/Double D, part-time science tutor)

Honeycrisp Apple Cookie (Ms. Frizzle, teacher)

McIntosh Red Cookie (Will Wedgewood/Wonder-Red; teacher)

Nigiri Cookie (Makoto Nijima, part-time tutor)

Orange Pippin Cookie (Ms. Keene, teacher)

Sucrose Junior High

Known Students

Apple Pie Cookie (Paula Polestar)

Beacon Apple Cookie (Bea Spells-A-Lot)

Blueberry Churro Cookie (Frida Suarez)

Bratwurst Cookie (Rolf)

Camembert Cookie (Ed)

Candy Jewel Cookie (Jewel Sparkles)

Caprese Salad Cookie (Kevin)

Chocolate Truffle Cookie (Trixie Carter)

Circus Peanut Cookie (Peanut Big Top)

Custard Doughnut Cookie (Jeff Andonuts)

Ergot Cookie (Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn)

Fish Stick Cookie (Lee Kanker)

Garlic Cookie (EW!Dawn)

Gelatin Cookie (Edd/Double D)

Granola Cookie (Jonny)

Grape Jam Cookie (Mabel)

Gum Scrap Cookie (Ness)

Jawbreaker Cookie (Eddy)

Lanatus Dragon Cookie (Jake Long)

Lemon Swirl Cookie (Lucas)

Limburger Cookie (May Kanker)

Mashed Potato Cookie (Marie Kanker)

Orange Swirl Cookie (Claus)

Passion Fruit Cookie (Nazz)

Peanut Butter Cookie (Dipper)

Pork Rind Cookie (Porky Minch)

Prickly Pear Cookie (Kumatora)

Rocket Pop Cookie (Dot Starlight)

Russet Potato Cookie (Arthur “Spud” Spudinski)

Spaghetti Marinara Cookie (Spot Splatter Splash)

Sprinkle Cookie (Crumbs Sugar Cookie)

Valerian Cookie (Pillow Featherbed)

Whipped Cocoa Cookie (Mittens Fluff 'N' Stuff)

White Truffle Cookie (Pacifica Northwest)

Yellow Lily Cookie (Rose)

Fructose High School

Known Students

Ackee Fruit Cookie (Monika)

Apple Cider Cookie (Applejack)

Beef Bowl Cookie (Yu Narukami)

Berry Soda Cookie (Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury)

Blackberry Cheesecake Cookie (Totally Spies!Mandy)

Black Currant Cookie (Raven)

Black Rose Cookie (Sam Manson)

Buffalo Sauce Cookie (Randy Cunningham)

California Roll Cookie (Naoto Shirogane)

Candy Ring Cookie (Rarity)

Chamomile Cookie (Yuri)

Chocolate Crepe Cookie (Ann Takamaki)

Clam Cookie (Cyborg)

Confetti Cake Cookie (Pinkie Pie)

Cordyceps Cookie (Shawn)

Coriander Cookie (Starfire)

Creme Sandwich Cookie (Danny Fenton/Phantom)

Curly Fry Cookie (Howard Weinerman)

Curry Cookie (Futaba Sakura)

Gala Apple Cookie (Sammy)

Gateau Cookie (Vanessa)

Gummy Fish Cookie (Lagoona Blue)

Haricot Vert Cookie (Jean-Sebastian Renault/Wonder-Green)

Hero Cookie

Jelly Worm Cookie (Ghoulia Yelps)

Kale Cookie (Robin)

Katsu Sando Cookie (Akira Kurusu/Joker)

Kumquat Cookie (Leshawna)

Lemon Mint Cookie (Frankie Stein)

Marshmallow Pie Cookie (Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon)

Manju Cookie (Yukiko Amagi)

Meat Bun Cookie (Ryuji Sakamoto)

Melopita Cookie (Cleo de Nile)

MRE Cookie (TD!Brick)

Myrtle Cookie (Minako Aino/Sailor Venus)

Nanaimo Bar Cookie (Owen)

Nigiri Cookie (Makoto Nijima)

Orange Blossom Cookie (Zoey)

Orange Creme Cookie (Jasmine “Jazz” Fenton)

Orzo Cookie (Mike)

Pansy Cookie (Fluttershy)

Papanași Cookie (Mariana Kretzulesco/Wonder-Pink)

Pepperoni Pizza Cookie (Geoff)

Pink Licorice Cookie (Draculaura)

Pizza Cookie

Pizza Pocket Cookie (Total Drama!Sam)

Poppy Seed Cookie (Clover)

Potato Stew Cookie (Yosuke Hanamura)

Protein Bar Cookie (Tyler)

Purple Tea Cookie (Sierra)

Red Delicious Cookie (Amy)

Ruby Choco Cookie (Sayori)

Salsa Cookie (Candace)

Samosa Cookie (Noah)

Sandwich Cookie

Seaweed Brownie Cookie (Bridgette)

Shaved Ice Cookie (Abbey Bominable)

Sour Straw Cookie (Tucker Foley)

Some Total Drama contestants (Excluding Biscuit Cookie/Ezekiel, obviously.)

Sports Drink Cookie (Rainbow Dash)

Steak Cookie (Chie Satonaka)

Strawberry Cupcake Cookie (Natsuki)

Tin Cookie (Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter)

Toaster Tart Cookie (Harold)

Tofu Cookie (Beast Boy)

Vegemite Cookie (TD!Jasmine)

Veggie Chip Cookie (Totally Spies!Sam)

Vichyssoise Cookie (Rise Kujikawa)

Watermelon Snake Cookie (Deuce Gorgon)

Wolfsbane Cookie (Clawdeen Wolf)

Wonton Cookie (Alex)

Yakitori Cookie (Kanji Tatsumi)

Former Students

Cobalt Cookie (Scarlett; Expelled after it was discovered that she was trying to recruit students to the Cookies of Darkness)

Dagwood Sandwich Cookie (Norville “Shaggy” Rogers; graduated)

Deviled Egg Cookie (Fred Jones; graduated)

Sweet Potato Cookie (Velma Dinkley; graduated)

Toxic Sludge Cookie (Izzy; expelled due to her crazy antics)

Patisserie Academy

A high-end private high school.

Known Students

Buttered Pancake Cookie (Goro Akechi)

Champagne Cookie (Mitsuru Kirijo)

Chicken Salad Cookie (Haruka Tenou/Sailor Uranus)

Coffee Crisp Cookie (Cody)

Fruit Salad Cookie (Haru Okumura)

Galette Cookie (Lindsay)

Jagariko Cookie (Yusuke Kitagawa)

Loco Moco Cookie (Justin)

Rose Water Cookie (Senpai/Kenji Sakubara)

Saba Sashimi Cookie (Michiru Kaiou/Sailor Neptune)

Saffron Cookie (Alejandro)

Sashimi Cookie (Heather)

Tuxedo Cake Cookie (Mamoru Chiba/Tuxedo Mask)

Watercress Cookie (Dakota)

Former Students

Blueberry Cheesecake Cookie (Daphne Blake; graduated)

Sugarcane Academy

A university/college

Known Students

Black Rice Cookie (Krishna Ramanujon/Wonder Black)

Blackthorn Cookie (Faith Fernandez)

Blueberry Tart Cookie (Vicky Schmidt)

Calla Lily Cookie (Joy Johnson-Johijima)

Cherry Pepper Cookie (Amira Rashid)

Cypress Cookie (Setsuna Meiou/Sailor Pluto)

Elderberry Cookie (Oz)

Filius Blue Cookie (Dahlia Aquino)

Ghost Pepper Cookie (Damien LeVey)

Gummy Hoop Cookie (Gogo)

Henbane Cookie (Hope Halko)

Ikasumi Pasta Cookie (Zoe)

Keema Cookie (Aaravi Mishra)

Maki Roll Cookie (Hiro Hamada)

Potato Chip Cookie (Scott Howl)

Purple Kale Cookie (Liam de Lioncourt)

Rafflesia Cookie (Brian Yu)

Saltwater Taffy Cookie (Miranda Vanderbilt)

Sour Snake Cookie (Vera Oberlin)

Taco Cookie (Fred Frederickson IV)

Vodka Cookie (Polly Geist)

Yuzu Cookie (Honey Lemon)

Zucchini Cookie (Wasabi)

Former Students

Slushie Cookie (Boyfriend/Jacob; Dropped out)

Parfaedia Institute

An all-ages magic school set in the city of Parfaedia

Known Students

Acai Cookie (Twilight Sparkle)

Bay Laurel Cookie (TD!Dawn)

Clerodendrum Cookie (Musa)

Coralline Algae Cookie (Tecna)

Cream Puff Cookie

Fruity Puff Cookie (Leonard)

Nasturtium Cookie (Bloom)

Prune Juice Cookie

Sunflower Cookie (Stella)

Tulip Cookie (Flora)

Water Lily Cookie (Aisha)

Known Faculty

Almond Cookie (Preventing Magical Accidents & Mishaps professor)

Capricious Wizard (Substitute Teacher)

Eclair Cookie (History professor)

Espresso Cookie (Theorems of Coffee Magic professor)

Latte Cookie (Entry-Level Magic Circles professor)

Parfaedia Principal (Principal)

Former Students

Ackee Fruit Cookie (Monika, transferred to Fructose High)

Honeycrisp Apple Cookie (Ms. Frizzle, graduated)

Mistletoe Cookie (Icy, expelled)

Nightshade Cookie (Darcy, dropped out)

Prune Cookie (Yzma; graduated… Somehow… in her youth)

Zephyr Lily Cookie (Stormy, dropped out)

Scovilla

An all-ages school situated in Dragon's Valley

Known Students

Capsaicin Cookie 

Jalapeño Cookie (Duncan)

Kimchi Cookie (Scott)

Known Faculty

Scovillia Headmaster (Headmaster)

Former Students

Mala Sauce Cookie (Graduated)

Buffalo Sauce Cookie (Randy Cunningham; transferred to Fructose High)

Sriracha Cookie (Chef Hatchet; Graduated)

Creme Knights Academy

A paladin/knight school situated in the Creme Republic

Known Students

Kouign-Amann Cookie

Known Faculty

Creme Knights Preceptor (Premier)

Former Students

Financier Cookie (Graduated)

Madeleine Cookie (Graduated)

MRE Cookie (TD!Brick; Transferred to Fructose High due to being bullied for his fear of the dark)

Snowbell Academy

An academy for cookies who wish to become holiday cookies

Known Students

Stollen Cookie

Strawberry Cream Cookie

[komahinaowo]

Kokichi but as my 3am thoughts

Kokichi: I remember when I was younger I used to eat spuds a lot. Those were my favorite kinds of potatoes.

Kokichi: Imagine if you stuck a baked potato in a blender and mixed it up with butter, bacon and cheese

Kokichi:

Kokichi: S P U D C H U N K S

Shuichi: OMA

Shuichi: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO TO SLEEP, YOU'RE MAKING ME HUNGRY

[deepfriedhopesanddreams]

Can you list all of the members of the Food Fuelers?

Pattimus

Ultra Vegnus

Squid Burg

Gyelore

Keomea

Poka. T

Tater Doll (curly fries)

Cottage Spud (cottage cut fries)

Tato tornado (potato tornado)

Wedge hedge (potato wedges)

Gimbi (gimbap)

Mami Pasta (spaghetti)

Cooliflow (cauliflower)

Raspberyl (raspberry soda)

Waffey Frey (waffle fries)

Shu fru (shoelace fries)

Smil-o fry-o (smiley fries)

Bob (non potato fries)

Mama Batata (sweet potato)

Potato Stakes

Darling Blu Mojito

Strawber. T

Mangogo. T

Lychee. T

Peachy. T

Grapie. T

Chrys. T

BlueB. T

Millie. T

Jazzmin. T

Big Burg bites/Triple B

Saladine Gyelan

Mayhem Mix

Melo L. Subag

Pickles

Oni-yon

Zuke

Cheddaray

Husspuppy

Allium van Helsing (garlic monster hunter)

Rainbow Rund

Daizubāgā

Auleaf Topper

Labelyzer (soy sauce)

Pitsah Ciambella (pizza bagel sandwich)

Parthenyan (half-sliced cucumber)

Birbito (burrito bird)

Vitam-Eye A (carrot)

Omellawich (omelette sandwich)

Cadouette (garlic bread)

Tate-Tapps (tater tots)

Lemyon Bitterz (lemon)

Galbi-Gochu (Tteokbokki )

Jeotgi (kimchi)

Piketato (fish n chips)

Lactosearch (milk carton)

Kool Witter (white cabbage)

Soruffo

Penicarbo (blue cheese flavored soda)

Rome N'Soirée (romanesco broccoli)

Brock On'Live

Praski (leek)

Pacella (cheese wheel)

Oxifide (onion rings)

Ceboyun (funyuns)

Frittetta (deep fried pizza slice)

Regrub

Shizulon (musk melon)

Codobe (remune bottle)

Cayennaise (spicy mayo bottle)

Peanut Pupper (peanut butter pound cake)

Rottenroni (spoiled pizza slice)

Freezorion Pattix (frozen burger)

Cryodus Burga (freeze dried burger)

Nyeong Buleada (tomato ice bottle)

Spud Box (potato cubes)

Sammy Spicestack (spicy extra cheesey sandwich)

Unsteen (mangosteen)

Shrimpexa (shrimp burger)

Ramenhyde (ramen burger)

Lobstertrona (lobster burger)

Chilichet (chili burger)

[avegetariancannibal]

Imagine Hannibal having to go to a baked potato restaurant

Like, that’s all they serve.

And they serve it buffet style. At the start of the line, a server in a hokey farmer’s outfit of overalls and a trucker cap festooned with styrofoam potatoes dishes up an approximately 12 ounce baked russet by smashing it onto a plate.

As you proceed through the line, you hold out your potato plate as servers sequentially pump out liquid butter, sour cream, and melted cheese. You are offered scoops of bacon bits or bac-o bits (for the vegetarians) and a confetti of chives. Are you feeling fancy? Well, on weekends they offer grilled mushrooms!

For an extra dollar, you can get a squirt of very smooth chili pumped onto your potato.

It used to be a serve yourself restaurant, but too many parents neglected to keep their children’s hands out of the sour cream vat and half of Baltimore came down with projectile E. Coli.

No wait. This place also serves the weakest beer. The restaurant is named

Suds-n-Spuds

Will takes him there on a date. Maybe it’s Hannibal’s birthday. The waitstaff gather around and grimly sing “happy spuds day to you… happy spuds day to you… happy spuds day dear (glances down at note) Annabell… happy spuds day to you.”

Do you still want him to be your murder husband, Hannibal?

Do you?

[hyperionnebulae]

A Dish From Every US State

Hey all! I want to try and make a dish from every US state (probably with a vegetarian/pescatarian spin on it) so after some Googling this is what the internet gave me from each. If you live or have lived in a US state comment to confirm or suggest your own. Or send me recipes! I looked at 5 or 6 lists so if there’s only one listed for a state I guess the collective internet is out of ideas. Also reach out if you live or have lived in Puerto Rico, Guam, the US Virgin Islands, American Samoa, or the Northern Mariana Islands; these are US territories so I’m also interested what feels unique to your island too.  

Alabama- Chicken with Wine & BBQ, Cheese grits, Pecan Pie, Southern Lane Cake

Alaska- King crab, smoked salmon

Arizona- Chimichangas, Sonoran hotdog

Arkansas-Fried pickles, cheese dip, chocolate gravy

California- avocado toast, in-n-out, fish tacos with guacamole

Colorado- lamb chops, green chili ribs, beef enchiladas, rocky mountain oysters

Connecticut- white clam pizza

Delaware- fries with vinegar, scrapple, Amish apple scrapple 

Florida- key lime pie, Cuban roasted pork sandwich

Georgia- boiled peanuts, peach cobbler/pie

Hawaii- shaved ice, Huli huli chicken, Loco Moco

Idaho- Jim spud baked potato, ice cream potato, huckleberry pie

Illinois- deep dish pizza

Indiana- breaded pork tenderloin sandwich, sugar cream pie

Iowa- sweet corn, stuffed pork chops

Kansas- BBQ ribs, Beef & cabbage pockets, Burnt ends

Kentucky- hot brown, fried chicken, bourbon balls

Louisiana- beignets, gumbo, crawfish

Maine- lobster roll

Maryland- steamed crabs, crab cakes

Massachusetts- clam chowder

Michigan- pasty, cherries, Coney dogs

Minnesota- hot dish, fried fish, tater tots

Mississippi- biscuits & gravy, Po’ boy sandwich

Missouri- toasted ravioli, Kansas City BBQ, Gooey Butter Cake

Montana- Huckleberry ice cream, Morel Mushroom Ravioli, Rocky Mountain Oysters

Nebraska- Tin Roof Sundae, Runza, Rueben Sandwich

Nevada- 3am Steak & Eggs, Bloody Mary

New Hampshire- Poutine, Apple Cider Donuts

New Jersey- Disco Fries, Pork Roll Sandwich, Salt Water Taffy

New Mexico- Frito Pie, Green chilis, sopaipillas

New York- Buffalo wings, bagels

North Carolina- Lexington BBQ, Fried Green Totatoes

North Dakota- Cheese buttons, bison burgers, hotdish, knoephla soup

Ohio- Cincinnati Chili, Buckeyes

Oklahoma- steak, chicken fried steak, onion burger

Oregon- Marionberry pie

Pennsylvania- Philly cheese steak

Rhode Island- coffee milk, clam cakes, stuffies

South Carolina- she-crab soup, Frogmore stew, Low country boil, sweet tea

South Dakota- lefse, rich fruit kuchens, fry bread

Tennessee- Nashville hot chicken sandwich

Texas- brisket, chili con carne

Utah- fry sauce, jello, buttermilk scones

Vermont- apple pie with cheddar, maple syrup

Virginia- peanut soup, oyster fricassee, apples

Washington- seafood chowder, latte, Rainer cherries, Pho

West Virginia- pepperoni rolls, biscuit sandwich

Wisconsin- fried cheese curds, coated walleye

Wyoming- fry bread, chicken fried steak, campfire trout, beef jerky

[stardancerluv]

When It Comes To You

Note: This is special like when I wrote Obi Wan Kenobi a few days ago...there are some characters...that I don’t feel like I can add to. (Also like wow..I have read some amazing fics others have written also!) So in this case, I got inspired to write Renton having a moment with his...girl...reader so, I’m sharing. Enjoy!

Mark, had just grabbed a toastee, smothered it with butter and honey then put on some music. Stretched out on his thin carpeted floor, he ate his toastee and flung an arm over his eyes. Occasionally, he’d bounce his head in time with the music.

In his mind, he was remembering, when he met you. You were breath of fresh air. You were so different then anyone who had ever crossed his path.

He was having one of his moments, when he wanted to read. Having gone to the library, he left with a mini stack of books. Walking out the two of you literally bumped into each other.

Falling, for you instantly he was dazed with your face, those eyes that seemed to look on forever when you didn’t think anyone else notice and the gentle way your hair with a gentle breeze would blow into your eyes and you tuck it behind an ear.

That was two months ago, he desperately tried to be good for you.

There was a knock on his door. “Come in!” He hollered. At the moment, he was feeling too good to get up.

He peeked around the arm, he had long ago thrown over his eyes. He expected, to see Sick Boy or Spud. But it was you.

He sat up, “My heart, what are you doing here?”

You slipped out of your shoes. “Having a horrible day, needed to see you.” You managed to mumble. If he had not already gotten to know you, the way you swallowed words when you were upset made it almost impossible to understand.

It made him ill in the pit of his stomach as he saw you do small pacing of back and forth thing which resulted in you moving in a small circle. You were trying to physically move yourself away from your pain, when you did that he gathered.

That was you at your lows and he didn’t care he just wanted you to be happy again soaring and smiling among the clouds in a clear blue sky on a sunny day.

“Com ‘ere my darling.” He spread out his arms.

You didn’t need to be asked twice. He wrapped his arms around and then wrapped a leg around you as well. He held you tight. Your perfume was refreshing and sweet.

Some tears and deep breaths came from you as he held you. Gently, he reached up, let his fingers run through your soft strands. He kissed the top of your head. “It’s alright I am here. I am here.” He whispered.

Later, much later after the gray clouds had lifted. You finally told him about your day and swim in the darker side of your nature. He shook his head, he hated hearing how things would drag you into the shadows of despair.

Finally, getting up he met your eyes and gave you a small smile as he rocked from one foot to another. “Let’s go out heart.” You looked up, from where you sat crossed legged. “We’ll dance, maybe see the boys have a good laugh and come back here and cuddle.” He smiled broader when your lips finally curled into one. Going over to you, he held out his hands to help you get up.

“There’s my pretty girl.” He cooed, as he tucked some strands of hair behind your ear.

@guns-n-marvel

[blenderbender1811]

Food in Brian Jacques’ Redwall Series: The Redwall Cookbook

Food mentioned in the Redwall series! This is entirely for fanfic/headcanon purposes but will be fun!

Note: The eating of sentient creatures happens in Redwall, but I’m not including it here, because people are not food. Eating rabbit, pigs, sparrows, etc. as Cluny does would not count under this, as rabbits are sentient and the pigs are described as such by Methuselah. Seafood is not sentient and, as it’s uncertain whether gastropods like snails are, I have included those here. Birds are sentient though (as are at least some insects like bees and dragonflies) and so will not be listed. Cattle and horses exist as non-sentient livestock, but no mention is given of eating them. I also did not list food mentioned generally (’fruit’, ‘vegetables’, ‘grain’ etc.) unless it was part of a larger meal.

I may have missed a few mentions - feel free to let me know if I have!

Author info, book jacket, etc.

- Apple, blackberry and vanilla

- Tea

- Sprouts. biscuits, scones with meadow cream and strawberry jam

- Apples, pears, honey

- Flour, acorns, blueberries

- Plums, peaches, almonds, raisins

- Turnip, potato, and cheese

- Mustard

- Butter

- Cabbage, turnips, carrots, onion

Spring

- Apples

- Bluebells and crocus

- Dock leaf

- Hare’s Pawspring Vegetable Soup (Butter, carrots, onions, celery, tomato paste, vegetable bouillon, water, salt and pepper, shredded green cabbage, green beans, cornstarch, served with crusty bread)

- October Ale

- Potatoes, garlic and turnips, cabbage

- Crispy Cheese ‘n’ Onion Hogbake (Onions, cheddar cheese, eggs, milk, salt, pepper, cornflakes, tomatoes)

- Tomatoes, onions. turnips, leeks and cauliflower

- Vegetable Casserole a la Foremole (Butter, potatoes, carrots, rutabaga, leeks, vegetable stock, salt, pepper, whole wheat breadcrumbs, sharp cheddar cheese)

- Tatercakes

- Gourmet Garrison Grilled Leeks (Salt, water, leeks, unsalted butter, parmesan cheese, dijon mustard)

- Honey

- Stuffed Springtide Mushrooms (Vegetable oil, portobello mushrooms, unsalted butter, whole wheat breadcrumbs, sesame seeds, dried parsley and dried thyme, salt and pepper, hard cheese)

- Candied chestnuts

- Abbot’s Special Abbey Trifle (Cubed sponge cake or ladyfingers, raspberries, sugar, custard sauce or vanilla pudding, heavy whipped cream, toasted sliced almonds)

- Custard Sauce (Eggs, egg yolks, sugar, milk, vanilla bean or vanilla extract)

- Spiced Gatehouse Tea Bread (Butter, raisins, currants and golden raisins, hot brewed tea, dark brown sugar, whole wheat flour, all-purpose flour, pumpkin pie spice (or cinnamon, ginger and nutmeg), baking powder, salt, egg)

- Honeybaked Apples (Butter, baking apples (Rome, Macintosh, or Granny Smith), raisins, currants, golden raisins, honey, water, and custard sauce or heavy cream)

- Hot Mint Tea (Black tea, mint, water, honey)

- Sugar

Summer

- Roses

- Water

- Tea

- Willow

- Apple

- Forget-me-not, evening primrose, charlock

- Hotroot Sunsalad (Salt, water, parsnips, carrots, Jerusalem artichokes, leeks with wine vinegar, extra virgin olive oil, hot pepper sauce and salt in dressing)

- Brockhall Badger Carrot Cakes (Potato, carrot, onion, breadcrumbs, parsley, eggs, salt, pepper, vegetable oil)

- Great Hall Gooseberry Fool (Gooseberries, sugar, water, custard or vanilla pudding. Custard made from sugar, cornstarch, milk, heavy whipped cream, chocolate)

- Mashed potatoes

- Rolls

- Milk

- Cheerful Churchmouse Cherry Crisp (Cherries, sugar, water, rolled oats, demerara sugar, almonds, sesame seeds, honey)

- Dock leaf

- Rosey’s Jolly Raspberry Jelly Rock Cakes (All purpose flour, baking powder, salt, unsalted butter or margarine, sugar, eggs, raspberry jam or jelly)

- Afternoon Tea Scones with Strawberry Jam and Cream (All purpose flour, baking powder, pumpkin pie spice (or cinnamon, ginger and nutmeg), salt, unsalted butter, sugar, milk, strawberry jam, and clotted cream (’meadowcream’ is cream with honey and sweet meadow herbs) or whipped cream, creme fraiche, or whole milk yogurt)

- Squirrelmum’s Blackberry and Apple Cake (All-purpose flour, almond flour, unsalted butter or margarine, sugar, apple juice, eggs, baking powder, salt, vanilla, a cooking apple (Granny Smith recommended), blackberries, demerara sugar or granulated sugar)

- Grapes

- Lettuce

- Guosim Shrew Shortbread (All purpose flour, salt, unsalted butter. superfine sugar)

- Summer Strawberry Fizz (Strawberries, strawberry ice cream, sugar, seltzer water)

Autumn

- Apples

- Oats, rye, barley, and good wheat

- Pumpkins, squash, mashed potatoes, cheese studded with what look like nuts

- Mole’s Favourite Deeper ‘n’ Ever Turnip ‘n’ Tater ‘n’ Beetroot Pie (Potatoes, water, salt, carrots, turnips or rutabaga, unsalted butter, pepper, cheddar cheese, served with crisp green salad and pickled beets)

- Bellringer’s Reward (Roast Roots and Baked Spuds) (Water, salt, rutabaga, parsnips, carrots, vegetable oil, pepper, parsley for roots, potatoes, olive oil, salt for spuds)

- Wild garlic

- October Ale (Ginger beer or ginger ale, grape juice, sugar)

- Autumn Oat Favourites (Unsalted butter, light brown sugar, golden syrup or corn syrup, quick-cooking oats, all-purpose flour, grated coconut, baking soda, hot water)

- Hare’s Haversack Crumble (Blueberries or blackberries, sugar, all-purpose flour, unsalted butter, cinnamon, salt, light brown sugar, hazelnuts or pecans, served with custard sauce or ice cream)

- Harvestberry Sunset Pudd (Raspberries, blackberries, honey, white or wheat bread, served with whipped cream)

- Loamhedge Legacy Nutbread (All-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, cayenne pepper, unsalted butter, milk, pecans)

- Dock leaves

- Dibbun’s Delight (Mixed nuts, sugar, light brown sugar, golden syrup or corn syrup, water, unsalted butter, baking soda)

- Golden Hill Pears (Sugar, water, pears, allspice)

Winter

- Tea

- Shrimp ‘n’ Hotroot Soup (Unsalted butter, onion, leeks, vegetable stock, potatoes, curry or chili powder, salt, pepper, shrimp or prawns, milk, served with crusty bread)

- Veggible Molebake (Unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, heavy cream, vegetable stock or milk, egg yolks, salt, pepper, cauliflower, carrots, peas, tomatoes, cheddar cheese)

- Eggs and sugar

- Strawberries

- Stones inna Swamp (Dried white beans, dried kidney beans, water, vegetable oil, onion, celery, garlic, mushrooms, green bell peppers, vegetable stock (or water and vegetable bouillon), tomatoes, parsley, paprika, salt, pepper, rolled oats, whole wheat breadcrumbs, margarine, cheddar cheese)

- Savoury Squirrel Bakes (Potatoes, hard cheese like cheddar, unsalted butter, chives, scallions, salt, pepper, all-purpose flour, eggs, breadcrumbs, vegetable oil (optional))

- Outside ‘n’ Inside Cobbler Riddle (Peaches, plums, nectarines, apricots, light brown sugar, all purpose flour, orange zest, almond flour (or ground almonds), sugar, baking powder, salt, egg, plain yogurt, unsalted butter, vanilla, almonds, served with confectioner’s sugar and whipped cream)

- Ginger

- Dock leaf

- Rubbadeedubb Pudd (All purpose flour, baking powder, salt, unsalted butter or margarine, sugar, rhubarb, milk)

- Nunnymolers (All purpose flour, confectioner’s sugar, unsalted butter or margarine, ice water, strawberries, raspberries, honey, raspberry or strawberry jam)

- Applesnow (Sauce apple (Macintosh or Cortland), cinnamon, water, sugar, egg white (raw or powdered)

- Mossflower Mulled Cider (Apple cider, sugar, cloves, cinnamon sticks, allspice, lime or lemon)

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Dolly Parton Never Breaks Her Diet, Except When You're Serving This (and We Can Relate)

Let’s face it: Dieting is hard. Some break their diets due to sweets. For others, alcohol and pizza (otherwise known as ‘Football Season’) are reasons for falling off the wagon. But Dolly Parton’s Achilles heel where counting calories is concerned might surprise you. Apparently, the award-winning singer-songwriter will forget just about any diet when it comes to the potato — and we can relate!

Dolly loves her potatoes.

Although Dolly Parton is exceptional in so many ways, she, too, is human and can likely relate to our dieting woes. Recently, the star admitted that her reason for falling off the diet wagon always comes down to one thing, and that thing is a potato. “I never met a spud I didn’t like,” Dolly joked in her Wired Autocomplete Interview on YouTube. “Every diet I’ve ever fallen off of it’s been because of a potato, either french fries or mashed potatoes or baked potatoes,” the singer claims. Don’t we know it! Who doesn’t love a delicious potato recipe?

What is Dolly’s normal diet?

Dolly Parton has revealed that she typically follows an 80/20, or “weekend diet” lifestyle when it comes to her eating habits, which means that she’ll eat healthy foods 80 percent of the time and leave 20 percent for guilty pleasures. According to Dolly, these extend beyond just potatoes to the southern roots-style foods she grew up with: cornbread, roast pork with green beans and fried okra, and banana pudding included! But the singer-songwriter also knows to have some grace for herself when she falls off the diet wagon, and we think this is because the artist has so much self-awareness, self-love, and self-respect. (If you’re wondering about her most recent show of this, read up on her decision to bow out of the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame induction.) If we can say one good thing about Dolly — and really we can say a million of them! — it’s that she knows what works for her and what doesn’t.

Dolly’s favorite diet-breaker is sold as a candy, too.

If you ever visit Dollywood, you’ll see evidence of Dolly’s love of the spud — there are potato dishes of all kinds available at every meal if you want them, even dessert. No, it’s not sweet potato pie. It’s potato candy, which is a recipe that originated in the South during the Great Depression. Originally made from peanut butter, powdered sugar, and mashed potatoes, it was an easy and affordable treat with Appalachian history. Maybe that’s why Parton made sure it was available at her theme park. For the Dollywood original recipe, see the video below: Whether it’s sweet or traditionally savory, the potato will never go out of style. Thank goodness for that, we say. And we think Dolly would agree. This article originally appeared on our sister site, First for Women. Read the full article

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i got tagged by @agileo-101 !! Thank you :D

Rules: answer these 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you’d like to get to know better!

Name: = Kris, Kristina if we’re family 

Nickname: Dratini, Frogger, Dr. Icecream

Zodiac: Libra! 

Orientation: reluctantly straight. Real men terrify me bc of past trauma, but I’m just not into women or NB people yknow? If aliens or fish people invade the earth, hit me up. Also demi aro/ace 

Nationality: American

Favorite fruit: STRAWBS... I like oranges and watermelon, too!

Favorite season: S U M M E R

Favorite book: Oh hell it’s been so long since I sat own and read a whole book. I love Spud, the Cirque Du Freak Series, and recently picked up Zepencils’ “The creative struggle”. It’s gr8

Favorite scent: Bath and body’s twisted peppermint, I wear the body spray every single day,,, I also love the smell of open windows in spring, butter, milk and margarine melting in a fudge pot, and the searing hot pavement at king’s island

Favorite color: DA BA DEE DABA DIE

Favorite animals: Foxes and spiders!

Coffee/tea/hot cocoa: Coffee

Cat or dog person: Cats! I own two rottweilers though, and I lov them 

Favorite fictional characters: Kuja Tribal, Shiromori (and the whole msa cast really), Captain Harlock, Clear, BOTW link, Sabin figaro, Cyan Garamonde, Feliciano Vargas, Goemon Ishikawa XIII, and far as Jojo goes, my top 5 are Dio, Jonathan, Speedwagon, Kars, and Jolyne! (oktop6IlovevalentinethoIhaven’treadpastphantomblood)

Number of blankets you sleep with: One! Sometimes two if it’s REALLY cold. 

Dream trip: Gonna be a weeb and say japan. I never wanted to go just bc I’m an anime fan, but now that I’ve discovered that japanese food is super fucking good, I want to go for the food LOL. However, I’ve wanted to see italy and lots of other places in europe for a long time as well. 

Blog created: 2011 ish? I joined for doujin reading purposes and didn’t start bloging until 2012. 

Number of followers: 2753! I’m climbing closer to that 3k, thank you :D

*Random fact: My job 9 months out of the year is making candy for the local farm market called Barn N Bunk! I make fudge and am learning to make chocolate dipped pretzels, and for the craft shows in autumn I also make caramels and pralines. Honestly it’s all super good and I’m happy with my sugary skills and to take over the family side-hustle. 

i tag.... 20 of you!!! 

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Dolly Parton Never Breaks Her Diet, Except When You're Serving This (and We Can Relate)

Let’s face it: Dieting is hard. Some break their diets due to sweets. For others, alcohol and pizza (otherwise known as ‘Football Season’) are reasons for falling off the wagon. But Dolly Parton’s Achilles heel where counting calories is concerned might surprise you. Apparently, the award-winning singer-songwriter will forget just about any diet when it comes to the potato — and we can relate! Dolly loves her potatoes. Although Dolly Parton is exceptional in so many ways, she, too, is human and can likely relate to our dieting woes. Recently, the star admitted that her reason for falling off the diet wagon always comes down to one thing, and that thing is a potato. “I never met a spud I didn’t like,” Dolly joked in her Wired Autocomplete Interview on YouTube. “Every diet I’ve ever fallen off of it’s been because of a potato, either french fries or mashed potatoes or baked potatoes,” the singer claims. Don’t we know it! Who doesn’t love a delicious potato recipe? What is Dolly’s normal diet? Dolly Parton has revealed that she typically follows an 80/20, or “weekend diet” lifestyle when it comes to her eating habits, which means that she’ll eat healthy foods 80 percent of the time and leave 20 percent for guilty pleasures. According to Dolly, these extend beyond just potatoes to the southern roots-style foods she grew up with: cornbread, roast pork with green beans and fried okra, and banana pudding included! But the singer-songwriter also knows to have some grace for herself when she falls off the diet wagon, and we think this is because the artist has so much self-awareness, self-love, and self-respect. (If you’re wondering about her most recent show of this, read up on her decision to bow out of the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame induction.) If we can say one good thing about Dolly — and really we can say a million of them! — it’s that she knows what works for her and what doesn’t. Dolly’s favorite diet-breaker is sold as a candy, too. If you ever visit Dollywood, you’ll see evidence of Dolly’s love of the spud — there are potato dishes of all kinds available at every meal if you want them, even dessert. No, it’s not sweet potato pie. It’s potato candy, which is a recipe that originated in the South during the Great Depression. Originally made from peanut butter, powdered sugar, and mashed potatoes, it was an easy and affordable treat with Appalachian history. Maybe that’s why Parton made sure it was available at her theme park. For the Dollywood original recipe, see the video below: Whether it’s sweet or traditionally savory, the potato will never go out of style. Thank goodness for that, we say. And we think Dolly would agree. This article originally appeared on our sister site, First for Women. Read the full article