#Stardew valley Demetrius

[snowishglobe]

maru.... we need to cook, maru

[sdv-said-what]

They're probably arguing about frog species or summthin', IDK

[stardew-traveler-peep]

Broi finally got Maru's heart event where demetrius threatens the player for getting close to Maru. And man i hate that guy.

Dude im MARRIED i have TWO KIDS. I AM A MILLIONAIRE. I have COMPLEX TECH ON MY FARMS. I USE MAGIC. MY DEAD GRNDFATHER PATTED ME ON THE SHOULDER AND TOLD HES PROUD OF ME.

"DOnt wAnT AnYThiNG geTTinG in thE WAy of HEr FUtuRe"

MATE THAT'S YOU. YOU ARE GETTING IN THE WAY OF HER FUTURE. YOU ARE LITERALLY SABOTAGING HER SOCIAL LIFE FOR YOUR EGO.

I know we are all in agreement here that Demetrius is the SOLE CAUSE of the rift between Seb and Maru.

But have you NOTICED who exactly Maru's friends are?? Penny (a teacher), and Harvey (her BOSS).

Though these are not the worst choices for friends (they are GOOD) but if you take into context Demetrius' warning toward the farmer, we can assume he did this to any person that might start to become friends with Maru.

Maru is outgoing and friendly, to the point where i could literally see her being friends with almost anyone. She doesn't even really like Harvey that much and hes still considered her "friend"

Now, out of everyone in the village, who do you think are the most unlikely to get the talk? A doctor and a teacher. Two "intellectual" and "educated" people who are unlikely to "affect" her future negatively.

SO SHUT UP DEMETRIUS. I HOPE SEB WATERBOARDS YOU WITH MOTOR OIL FOR BEING A BAD DAD

NOT ONLY HAVE YOU FAILED ONCE AT THIS DAD THING YOUVE FAILED T W I C E .

SO SHUT UP GO HOME AND READ THE BOOKS ROBIN GETS YOU BEFORE I GO ALL GALAXY HAMMER ON UR FLAT FLATULANCE

[stardew-help-wanted]

[roachond0pe]

hey can we not headcanon the only black man in the game as a violent abusive person? thanks

[kinzoddi]

More moments from stardew valley

Demetrius, when did you start working for walter White?

Pam, i'm not going to lie, but you need to get back in the trash can where you belong. And besides, the only doomed person here is you.

Clint , this is why I don't like you, or Pam... you need to get back in the garbage.

Maybe it's my grandpa.

Robin, You're the one who married him. I think that's on you.

[marksartsypalace]

Stardew valley 1.6 released today but I’m a console player😔 anyway look at my plushies I made in the last three years. Gonna make more when k get to it (including improved versions of the ones on the right)

[sdvbraindump]

I can't believe I'm willingly writing Demetrius in my fic and he's not being a dick to Sebastian or overprotective of Maru

[felucians]

i don't get the demetrius hate - maybe he never mentions sebastian because sebastian set a boundary that he isn't his father and that he doesn't want him to be his father

we all know the town gossips & it's clear to see sebastian and maru are half siblings - a child sebastian could've internalised that and pushed demetrius away

[ladyofthestarlight]

Fathering some boys. I went back on drawing these dynamics because i missed them

Also: Kent = Demetrius. I love them both, they both have wasted character potential and both have problems with their sons.

Alex craving a paternal figure and Kent and Demetrius (and Jorge) being there for him>>>>

[s0ftand0nly]

Here’s the first 10 nonromancable NPCs! I was planning on doing them all together before I learned tumblr has an image limit lmao

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

I'm not asking for much just that the travelling cart lady also sells non-datable npc portrait’s in Stardew too!

*cough* Kent *cough*

*cough* Gus & Linus too *cough*

[sdv-said-what]

Kent's not taking any chances since facing horrors of every kind in the war.

[bigdickdaddysatan]

[trashartgalleries]

Yo, does Demetrius talk about Sebastian like... ever? Does he really only ever talk about Maru????

[duckie-saurus-valley]

Summer 9, Year 4. Sorry Demetrius, I’ll always be on Robin’s side.

“ Well... If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the doghouse... “