#stardew valley lewis

[adhdslugcrimes]

Stardew valley au

Year one-

Dick: so, do you like it here?

Wally: yep!

Roy: and that weird mayor ain't cheating you out of money?

Wally: nope, we're all good

Year 4-

Wally, calling Bruce: hey pop, I need your help.

Bruce, snort: what, Allen and Queen said no to you or something?

Wally: I didn't call them, this problem is something you can fix better than them.

Bruce, concerned: what is it then?

Wally: I need Mayor Lewis to get the fuck out of office here. He sucks at his job, he won't commit to Marnie; which mind you could do so much better than him, he had me get his underwear back which I still need therapy for, and he judging me with my two husbands and his no wife non-committal ass is embellishing our tax dollars to fix nothing, I had too, and no disabilities essentials because it went to a damn gold statue of himself and I was paid hush money for this bullshit, election fraud, asked me for truffle oil for what I would never like to know, and the cherry on top this man will not do anything about the litter and trash all over the damn place here, so Brucie this up and fix this.

Bruce: you got it kiddo, I'll make sure it's taken care of.

Wally: thanks pop! Also come and visit some time soon, I miss all of y'all.

[habitabel]

How are y'all struggling to fish in SV?? I'm over here fishing with one hand while eating a full course meal with the other or idk straight up scratching my BALLS

(I have a coin slot)

[sdv-said-what]

So much is happening in this conversation, I don't even have a clever quip for it...

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

Shane is a little protective of his aunt.

[oreostarlight]

Lewis: I stopped you because you were trying to fit three people on a motorcycle!

Abigail, Sebastian, and Farmer: Wait, three?!

Lewis: Yes, you three are in big trou-

Farmer: SAM FELL OFF?!

[lizardfootman]

✨babygirlifies your mayor✨

[ajdapigeon]

Lewis gets exposed kinda?

[inktrovert]

mayor lewis is so weird because at your wedding he says " but from this day forward you're going to be apart of this town as any of us!" mf i am the source of this towns economy but im only considered a part of the town because i rizzed up the writer boy?bffr.

[forbiddenmoss]

and another thing

I when you are besties with Marnie I like to imagine her having tea with Jodi, Caroline and robin talking about her situationship with Lewis. They suspected they liked each other but not Lewis was messing her about like that. By opening up and talking Marnie realises it's better to be alone than be with someone who treats you like shit. But she's not alone robin reminds her. She all of them on her side.

When Marlon finds out he's absolutely enraged and wants to duel him swords at sun set. This definitely isn't legal and it takes alot of arguments with gill to change his mind. Instead he starts sitting with her at the saloon becoming her friend. He knows she doesn't need a relationship right now and he can respect that he just wants to know she's ok.

Abigail, Sebastian and Sam would egg his house. Linus or Gus tells them off for wasting food. They settle for tossing rotten fish remains in his gutters. Oh the smell comes summer 🤢

[farmer-fucking-101]

I'm just imagining talking about mental disorders with some of the bachelors...

Farmer: Anxiety is like... Sebastian, help me out

Sebastian: Hearing combat music in a video game and you can't find any enemies.

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Farmer: My depression makes me not wanna get out of bed but it also makes me in danger of addiction

Shane: You're telling me people don't always experience that?

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Farmer: Yeah, it's because of my trauma that I seek out people who treat me badly... Anyway, how are you doing today, Shane?

Shane: Okay, to be fair-

-

Farmer: I want to dye my hair impulsively during a manic episode but Pierre has no hair dye left.

Sebastian: Weird, I wonder why *Putting foils in Abigails hair*

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Farmer: When people say I have daddy issues, it doesn't feel like an insult. It just feels like a fact.

Kent: ...

-

Lewis: Farmer, are you alright?

Farmer, while openly, violently sobbing: Yep! All good!

[swimmingcreatortyrant]

All players at this moment are like "finally, time to ruin the mayor's life"

[sdv-said-what]

Marlon's trivia hints he has a crush on Marnie, and honestly, I think he'd make a better partner than Lewis.

[dracofeb]

Stardew Valley - Lewis' problem

My time has arrived. Shenanigans abound!

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

Farmer: Lewis! I found a hot pepper. Would you like it?

Lewis: That would be wonderful-

Farmer: Well, you can't fucking have it.

Lewis:

Farmer: Doesn't feel so good having having your feelings messed with, does it.

Marnie, who's standing beside Lewis:

[spoopieere]

Just found out if you went up to Lewis while wearing the Trimmed Golden Purple Shorts, you'd scare the shit out of him.

[lavendel081]

Younger Versions of Willy, Evelyn, George and Lewis

Which Hair Ver of Lewis and Willy do you Like the Most🥺