#Submit yourselves‚ then‚ to God. Resist the devil‚ and he will flee from queue. Hashtag girlboss

[demonboyhalo]

and ik discovering the fanfic sex pollen effect of the sephora spider sex cream must've been traumatizing but this is much funnier than the lemonade that just kills you

[demonboyhalo]

if you missed the OG post talking abt the sol de janeiro cream that (ALLEGEDLY) gets spiders turnt (its the Mazda 6 of creams) here's all the context u need for this poll:

[demonboyhalo]

i better start seeing tnt duo fanart with these proportions

[demonboyhalo]

considering Wilbur is a revived corpse, Tommy had his mini-vacation in hell, and there are theories that Techno is some type of undead bc piglins become zombified in the Overworld....surely there must be a connection between Phil, the man who married Death, and his (unofficial) kids always dying but never staying dead?

[demonboyhalo]

here's Techno's gift to Tommy on the Dream SMP last year! Merry Christmas, i love all y'all sm ❤️ /parasocial

[demonboyhalo]

Wilbur, quiet: Every - well, most people have told me their plans for limbo if their character dies. What, what their limbo would be [Slightly surprised] And oh my god Ranboo's man.

Phil, interested: Is it cool?

Wilbur, subdued, but also somewhat morbidly amused: It's just so sad, it's so evil.

Phil: He's the King of angst on the server -

Wilbur, quietly: Oh yeah

Phil: -he really pushes the boundaries of making his chat cry

Wilbur: Ranboo's limbo. [Beat] Chat - you gotta hope Ranboo doesn't lose all his lives.

@sootings fuck you

[demonboyhalo]

hello could u be so kind as to link where one could read mangoball? sorry for the inconvenience!

do not let the fact that this is a twitter link to a dreamnotfound social media fanfic turn you away i swear bro i promise it's good please bro it's good I SWEAR

https://twitter.com/mangobaii/status/1465028139478781955?s=21

[demonboyhalo]

ppl will say *insert group* dni and then literally interact with said group. my sister in satan do you want interactions or not

[demonboyhalo]

WHAT is your queue tag lmao

"Submit yourselves‚ then‚ to God. Resist the devil‚ and he will flee from queue. Hashtag girlboss." is my bible verse parody queue tag because:

my tag needed to have the word "you" in it so i could replace it with "queue"

i wanted it to be tangentially demon themed bc i am a demon

im not actually a jesus stan so i find it amusing to have holy words immediately followed by the ungodly phrase "hashtag girlboss"

it was the shortest verse i could find that wasn't cringe

no disrespect meant to the christian god fandom ur jesus dude can be neat sometimes so, y'know, keep on rockin bible truthers please don't send me death threats <3

[demonboyhalo]

crash bitch

[demonboyhalo]

ofc Beeduo and 5up are my top streamers but GOD Among Us being so high despite barely being streamed in the last few months really attests to the fact that i would watch it DAILY at the peak of its popularity (also is 2.2 mil high i hope not)

[demonboyhalo]

is there discourse happening or are u just generally talking abt stuff? bc if so what discourse would u b involved in? /genq

just general! discourse is, honestly, always happening as a natural state of our social media existence. whether it be about something a cc did, what their character did, or what parts of the fandom are doing in general, there's a Lot of opinions to be had. ive never liked to reblog ppl arguing about anything bc i assume most ppl are like me, and use this slice of fandom as an escape from negativity - but sometimes there are arguments where i feel like i have smth to add, refute, or signal boost, y'know?

i have a lot of thoughts on a lot of things (ppl following my political main blog @cup-of-anxi-tea prob already know some lol) and i could talk ad nauseam about...so much, but i won't! i absolutely won't do it till i have a funny tag for ppl to filter my rants out with lmao. so don't worry, im not gonna suddenly spring a bunch of analytical takes on yall with no warning or proper tagging