#spiders mention

[demonboyhalo]

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[prokopetz]

I enjoy it when a video game populates a dangerous wilderness with fanciful monsters, except one specific "monster" is just a regular animal with no unnatural features or other obvious justification for why it's being being treated as a monster. Like, brave the Dark Forest and face otherworldly perils such as fire-breathing spiders, ravenous animated skeletons, deadly laser serpents, and... owls.

[dandelioncasey]

^ what playing flondon and listening to tma does to a mf (rip my search history 😬😅)

[psychotic-system-culture-is]

Psychotic System Culture is...

Being "stuck" in a Safe Place until your partners come back home and can urge you out so you can eat lunch because there are too many spiders in the wall (/delusion)

[maironsbigboobs]

Finwë alternate ending

[oifaaa]

So like very urgently does anyone know the best ways to keep spiders out of your house

[bunny-lovers]

Any unanswered questions from the f/ovember ask game? 😃

Thank you for the ask! 😊 @sellkiie @gailpecks

♥️ - what's your absolute most favorite thing about s/i, if you had to narrow it down to one thing.

"My most favorite thing about Rebecca is how she's such a sweetheart."

🐍 - if you two could own any pet, which pet would you own? is there any mythological pets or pets that are illegal to own where you live that you would like?

"I'd probably own a fox and no, it's not illegal to own where I live."

🕷️ - are either of you afraid of insects? who kills the spiders when one of you is scared? otherwise, who lets them out of the house?

"I'm not but my girlfriend is. I just kill the spiders when Rebecca is afraid of them."

⭐ - do either of you believe in zodiac signs? do you think your and s/is are compatible?

"Yes and yes!"

🌹 - what flower do you associate with s/i? if they were a field of flowers, what flowers would they be?

"I associate sunflowers with Rebecca and it would be a field of sunflowers."

🌲 - do you have a favorite place to go with s/i? why Is it your favorite?

"Yes, my favorite place to go with my girlfriend is the beach. It's my favorite place because I like to walk on the sand and play volleyball with her."

🐦‍⬛ - if you and s/i were birds, what kind of birds do you think you would be?

"I would be thrush and Rebecca would be a yellow warbler."

🌙 - do you like the nighttime? would you consider yourself a night owl? how about s/i?

"Yes and yes, sometimes I'm a night owl. Rebecca is more of a early bird."

🍒 - do you bake? do you and s/i bake together? do you have a go-to treat to make?

"Yes, yes, we do bake together, and yes, I do have a go-to treat to make."

🐸 - ignoring s/is favorite animal, whats an animal that you associate with them?

"I associate sloth with Rebecca."

🐈‍⬛ - do you prefer cats or dogs? is there any reason why?

"I prefer either one and I don't have a reason why."

⚜️ - have you and s/i ever traveled together before? is there anywhere you would like to take s/i?

"Yes, we have and yes, I would love to take her to Hawaii someday."

🎀 - do you have a favorite outfit that s/i wears? what does it look like? do you ever help them pick out outfits?

"Yes and she wear yellow and black plaid shirt with long black jeans. Sometimes I help her pick out outfits."

🥬 - what's a meal, snack, or drink you introduced to s/i that they like? whats one that they introduced to you?

"I introduced her carrot cake and she introduced me oolong tea."

🖤 - has s/i ever told you a specific style of clothing that would look nice on you? what kind?

"Yes, she told me that I would look nice on me would be black denim vest."

🐤 - would you and s/i ever live on a farm? what animals would you have? if you already do, what animals do you have currently?

"Yes and we would have pigs, cows and chickens."

🎈 - how do you like to celebrate s/i's birthday?

"We go get a breakfast at a bakery, head to the mall and have lunch at a restaurant."

🌱 - do you like gardening? if so, what do you plant? and if you don't garden, whats something you would like to plant?

"Yes, I like gardening and I plant vegetables and flowers."

♣️ - do you ever play card games with s/i? do you have a favorite?

"Yes and my favorite is Uno."

🐠 - do you like the ocean? do you have a favorite sea creature?

"Yes and my favorite sea creature is dolphins."

🖍️ - do you have a fun/silly pastime you like to engage in with s/i? what is it?

"Nope, we don't have any."

🍵 - do you ever make s/i tea or coffee? what kind? if you don't make them tea or coffee, is there something else you make for them? like hot chocolate?

"Yes, I make her green or oolong tea. I also make her hot chocolate."

✒️ - do you write s/i letters? or does s/i write you letters? both?

"Yes, we both write letters to each other."

💛 - if you didnt know s/i, what would you guess their favorite color is?

"I would have guess red."

💄 - what does a morning with you and s/i look like? do you have a routine, anything you two do together to get ready?

"Yes, we make eye contact & say good morning to each other. Snuggling together in bed, along with sleepy kisses. We stretch as we both sit on the bed & then we go to the kitchen & make breakfast together. We eat our breakfast together. Once we get done with breakfast, we get dressed & brush our teeth. Before one of us heads out, we hug, kiss & tell to each other to have a good day. Rebecca & I would sometimes go for a walk & have breakfast at the café."

☘️ - do you have any superstitions? and quirks you do to follow those superstitions? (i.e, ringing bells before you leave the house to ask the spirits to watch over your home, knocking on wood to bring good luck, not opening umbrellas indoors, things like that.)

"Nope, I don't have any superstitions."

🎧 - is there any music that s/i listens to that youve started to like?

"Yes, she got me into more pop music."

🌼 - do you give s/i flowers? how often do you give them flowers? what kind?

"Yes, I give Rebecca flowers. I give her flowers once in a while. I give her red roses, pink carnations, pink orchids, sunflowers, red anthuriums."

🍎 - is s/i picky? are you picky? if you go out to eat with s/i, is there any food you or they put on the others plate that you wont eat? (giving someone the pickles off of their burger, croutons off of their salad)

"Yes, she very picky and I'm a little picky. Yes, I always give her my pickles of my food."

📗 - do you journal? what do you journal about? does s/i journal? have they ever let you read what they write?

"No, neither of us don't journal."

🕸️ - do you like horror movies? does s/i like them? do you watch them together?

"I like some horror movies but my girlfriend doesn't. No, we don't watch them together."

☀️ - how do you feel about the summertime?

"I love the summertime. My girlfriend and I do lots of outdoor activities during the summertime."

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Bunal YumeQ: Check out that spider. With its big eyes, and eight legs, and strangely adorable cheeping sound that spiders make.

[pigswithwings]

thoughts on spiders?

my frands... saw this beautiful yellow one in the garden on wednesday but did Not have my phone. pointed it out to other people though! uhhh my overall thoughts are pretty straightforward. i like them i think they're quite cool looking. i was taught, like everyone else, to be afraid of them but i am not anymore. i just respect them and hope more people can be less aggressive about them just existing. also i feel bad when i water the garden because the spiders put their webs in the places that are most likely to catch water and i feel BAD

[soccerpunching]

Other entomologist Yuuka headcanons (as i mentioned earlier here):

She would have been an arachnologist but prefers the wider study that entomology have.

She loves anthropods! Spiders and scorpions the most but have only kept spiders in her terrariums. She also have some beetles around (not with the spiders).

She gives her pets very human names like hana, haruko, hiroshi and sometimes even american ones like kevin

Yuuka is also an artist and likes designing patches that you can sew in your clothes. Most of her work are insect-themed and secondarily soccer-themed. She likes designing scorpion ones for her brother.

As I mentioned, Shuuya cannot stand bugs but especially spiders so when these two fight she keeps one of them on her shoulder when she goes out her room to keep Shuuya in a distance (prevents him from apologizing, he always apologize first).

Shuuya accidentally killed one of her pets once because his fear triggered his fight response. Yuuka cried and he apologized for weeks even after she forgave him. Shuuya hasn't forgiven himself for that.

But even before this incident, Yuuka has always taken great care on keeping them in their little homes because she doesn't like her brother to be scared or be inconvenienced by them.

Shuuya gave her a spider in her graduation (he wasn't the one to hand it over but he was responsible for choosing what kind and for buying it and its house). Yuuka named it Mr. Clove Hair affectionately in return and loves Clovey to bits.

[demonboyhalo]

and ik discovering the fanfic sex pollen effect of the sephora spider sex cream must've been traumatizing but this is much funnier than the lemonade that just kills you

[stary-night]

Having a moral dilemma over killing a spider because it looked similar to a brown recluse. What if it wasn't? What if it had a spider family?

[hollowsart]

Soooo.. if anyone here has 1) no fear of spiders, and 2) is able to draw spiders..

could I ask for assistance in attaining some references of tarantulas? preferably not in a super realistic manner. cartoony would be best. (like.. Pokemon? I can handle that level of cartoony pretty well)

since there's apparently a ton of different species of tarantula.. any of any very notable ones that stand out would be best I think? This would help me a lot.

(btw this is all for reference for a character design!! I am arachnophobic so real pictures or even realistic pictures of spiders upset me/make me uncomfortable, but I really want to try and get a cool character design based on one!)

if anyone is able to do this to help me out, I would greatly appreciate it!! and feel free to drop them either in my DM or my inbox! I am not asking for free art. just something enough I can get the idea of what the spider and its patterns look like that I could work from kjsdjkdsf

I wish I could do my own research without being bombarded with irl photos n such of them tho..

[cuppyloser]

so the fun thing abt being scared of spiders is that sometimes for some reason your brain decides to not be scared of certain spiders and this is how i am about jumping spiders. there was one rlly rlly tiny one on my pillow earlier and i was lookin at him like

like. littol guy. lil fella. itty bitty creature.

[charrchan]

I hope the spider that I just flung out from under my duvet knows that I still love it but I just wasn't ready to take that step in our relationship

[vaeolus]

after there's a spider in your bed once there's a spider in your bed forever. brains also work this way