#Subtotal

[luizdominguesfan]

www.crazyrock.com.br

Amigos: a edição 397 do programa: "Só Brasuca" pelas ondas sonoras da Webradio Crazy Rock (com a minha participação ao lado do seu idealizador e apresentador oficial, o professor Julio Cesar Souza), traz mais uma lista com artistas que atuam com força total no Rock Brasileiro!

Falamos a respeito do trabalho dos seguintes artistas: Sinagoga Zen, Carro Bomba, Nihilo, Pepe Bueno & Os Estranhos, Snow, Silent, TioMonstro, Fughetti Luz (in memoriam), Gilson's Band, Subtotal, Drive, O Grande grupo viajante, Camarada Vini, Rocartê, Nino Piantamar e Lippo a Vapor.

Serão sete execuções em dias e horários diferentes, entre 31 de agosto a 6 de setembro de 2024.

Anote: Sábado, dia 31 de agosto - 14 horas Domingo, dia 1º de setembro - 20 horas Segunda-feira, 2 - 10 horas Terça-feira, dia 3 - 23 horas Quarta-feira, dia 4 - 18 horas Quinta-feira, dia 5 de agosto - 16 horas Sexta-feira, dia 6 - 12 horas

[doueverwonder]

for my own sanity i need sales tax to start being added into prices, i am very tired of customers saying i scanned something twice when they just did the math for the subtotal.

[louisarmpits]

paying for shipping is literally the worst. just make the item more expensive and give me free shipping i dont care i just dont want to see that im paying for shipping 😩

[roseate-rose]

If this fucking app charges me extra because the store was out of my fucking taquitos I’m going to riot

[americanata]

primary duty: checking customers out for their purchases

secondary duty: giving every lesbian i see a 5 dollar coupon automatically

[cxsmicvega]

delivery and convenience fees rly are just the "fuck you if youre poor and disabled" fees huh

[theradicalace]

i'm glad i took a gamble on a new place to order from back on the fourth of july bc this restaurant makes bomb ass grilled cheeses for real cheap

[babylion]

[floofsnoot]

Shoutout to the comic shop in Cali I managed to snag 3 issues of skybound from for under the retail price of 1 at the local bookstore.

[humanjarvis]

lonely millionaire

synopsis: sylus likes when you spend his money.

tags: suggestive (mdni), sylus sits you on his lap while you drain his bank account, it's for a cute reason though, dry humping, size difference, teasing, sylus is a scoundrel, use of "kitten" and "sweetie" cause we stick to the canon over here pairing: sylus x reader, reader is mc word count: 640

a/n: i don't really have anything to sa—omg this is my first non-caleb post! but yeah i've been thinking of this for a while. this is the most explicitly sexual thing i've written with worse to come

“Why don’t you get that one, too?” Sylus rumbles into your neck, pointing to a luxurious dress on your screen.

You’re seated on his lap in the bed you share, his legs caging your smaller frame while he peeks over your shoulder at the laptop in front of you. For the last 40 minutes, you’d been browsing the website of the most exclusive boutique in Linkon. It’d been Sylus’s idea—To get you something nice for being such a good hunter, he’d said—but as he urges you to keep adding opulent pieces to your cart—dresses, skirts, shoes, you name it—you start to suspect an ulterior motive. 

Restless, you turn around to face him. But before you can speak, he steals your lips in a lewd, wet kiss, his thumb holding your chin in place while he swipes his tongue through your mouth. 

“Hmm?” he hums when he releases you, expectantly peering into your eyes. 

Dumbfounded, you stare up at him before his slow smirk jolts you back into your right state of mind. “Sylus! Stop distracting me. You’re enjoying this, aren't you?” you accuse with a glare. 

“I don’t particularly enjoy being your distraction, kitten. I’d rather have all your attention in the first place,” he replies, wearing an infuriating look of triumph. 

“You know what I mean,” you whine, thwacking his shoulder in exasperation. “You have me in your lap while I spend enough to buy a house on things I don’t need. I don’t get it—are you enjoying this?” 

Sylus blinks lazily. Slowly, he chuckles before rolling his hips into the plush of your backside. “You’re well aware of how much I'm enjoying it, sweetie.” 

Startled, you jerk your hands to his thighs, the laptop landing onto the bed with a soft thud. “Sylus,” you breathe, a whimper escaping you as he grinds upwards again. “I-Is this really okay? You’ve been so tired lately, you can’t hide it from me. What if I spend too much and you have to work harder?”

Sighing, Sylus snakes one thick arm around your waist, pulling you further back into his chest. As he splays his large hand across your belly, you feel his body warming yours, making your core clench with need.

“Kitten,” he drawls, nuzzling your shoulder. “When I’m out there making Onychinus deals, putting my life on the line just to come home coated in someone else’s blood—it gets…tedious, sometimes. Sometimes I wonder if I should give it all up so we can start fresh somewhere new,” he confesses, pressing an open-mouthed kiss to your neck. “But having you here with me, knowing I'm putting my life on the line for you? So you can spend what I earn for you, so I can give you all the pretty little things you could possibly ask for? It makes it worth it, kitten. It brings me…peace. Satisfaction.” 

Throughout his musings, he’s been rubbing you harder and harder against his rigid length. Feeling it pulse beneath you, you moan softly and reach your arm back, threading your fingers in his hair. “As long as…as long as you like it,” you pant. “Want you to be happy.”  

His deep chuckle hits your neck, sending shockwaves down your spine. “Won’t you help me relax, then? After all, I've been so tired lately,” he mocks, nipping your ear. 

“Now,” he starts again. “How about you look at the accessories page next, hmm? Let’s see the handbags.”

It’s an hour later when Sylus is finally satisfied with the subtotal of your shopping cart. 

He holds his card out in front of you while you type in the information, and once the order goes through, he captures your lips in a kiss, tender but claiming. 

“What’s your schedule for tomorrow look like, sweetie?” he rumbles, pressing you close. “I think I’d like to look at some jewelry.”

[batfluffs]

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ORDER FORM

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❥ PROP(S) (+£10 each): yes / no | how many

anything you would like your character to hold, or have in the image! for example, food, weapons, books, small simple pets/creatures, etc.

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if you have any other ideas or more complex animation requests, feel free to send me a message before ordering!

if you order multiple characters, please specify whether you would like them to be animated together or separately! having them together/interacting in the same animation is +£15 on top of the base fee to animate each character. (for example, 2 characters interacting would be £20 (£10 per character) +£15, for a total of £35).

(!!!) if no animation is desired, you will receive a tpose turnaround .gif of your character.

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i like to share my finished models to promote my artwork & commissions, and may also stream commissions as i work on them! for these, i'll give credit to you as the character owner.

if you would prefer to keep your commission and artwork private, you may do so with an additional fee of +30% of the commission subtotal added onto to the final price.

❥ OTHER ADD-ONS: (optional)

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estimated turnaround time will be 1 month, though it tends to be shorter than that! however, i'll update you with delays or if it's expected to take any longer than that <3

thanks so much for reading this and for all your support!! 💗

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

RIGHT so this has affected ALL of my etsy bullshit in weird way:

before when you bought my stuff as a canadian, etsy'd tack on the correct GST amount FOR me and remit it but now, for some hellacious reason, I need to keep track of all of that on MY end

so if you're a canadian and you're looking at the prices of things going ???? why are they so uneven??

it's because I've had to include the 13% of price+shipping in the actual sales price to make the GST ID balance make literally any sense to the CRA

SINCE FOR SOME REASON ETSY REFUSES TO FILL IN THE TAX SECTION AND ALSO REFUSES TO LET ME FILL IN THE TAX SECTION WITH A NICE SIMPLE PRESET

basically the amount yall fellow Canadians get charged is the same as everyone else but the taxes are in the body of the cost rather than at the end because everything is ass backwards on the internet and I'm so so fucking tired.

Tax Hell

just got out of a tax liaison meeting and holy shit everything is so much clearer

but i was just in a call

for two straight hours

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(fr though if you're Canadian and run a small business I cannot recommend booking a CRA business liaison meeting enough, it's free and after the one-on-one webinar that provides you with a slideshow you can keep, you can ask whatever relevant tax questions you'd like to someone who DEFINITELY has the answers)

[what-even-is-thiss]

My wisdom for you is that if you buy food on Uber eats always go for a store with a buy one get one free option.

Because even though you’re paying 10 dollars because your subtotal is technically 20 before discounts you technically meet the 15 dollar threshold to avoid small order fees. Also you got two meals out of that and can save one for tomorrow.

[muzsmocsing]

The heavenly realm has a subtotal of a quadrillion braincells and all of them are Ling Wen's.

[novaandmali]

HEY YOU GAY PEOPLE IN MY PHONE!!!🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Everything in our store is 25% off with an automatic discount - this sale applies to orders with a subtotal of $30, and will apply to your entire cart at checkout!!!!!! (ends march 31)

We also just added a mystery merch pack for $10 - you get 2 mini prints and 3 goodies from Classics, Cover Me Queer, and Monsters, a combo of keychains, pins, bookmarks, etc. (scifi and paw prints not included)

SHOP HERE!!

[kikissh]

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