#Susie Haltmann; Musings

[farflungstarlightmuses]

What Brand of Stupid Are You?

Smart Until Infected With Stupid

You think you're safe don't you? You are probably the responsible one in the group, perhaps even the mom friend. You are relatively smart but all it takes is one little thing to suck all your braincells out. It could be hanging around your fellow stupid friends, it could be being left alone, it could be having a bit too much fun. The stupid lives inside you and it just takes the right environment for it to show.

Mad Scientist Stupid

You might be a genius in one area but you fail hard in other things. You try to apply your knowledge of one thing to something you aren't great at to varying results. You are reckless and do whatever it takes in pursuit of your goal (this usually involves something exploding). You were doing quantum physics this morning but charred your grilled cheese for dinner. Your social skills probably aren't the best but you're "that person that knows a lot about the thing" so that's something to be proud of.

Blissfully Stupid

They say ignorance is bliss and by god you are living your best life. You skip merrily into a bear's cave to pet it as your friends scream at you to run. The world is beautiful and everyone is your best friend, nothing can possibly go wrong! You are incredibly curious and probably believe in magic. This isn't to say you're an innocent little baby, just that you see the world in a more positive light then most. You face danger with a smile, not because you are particularly brave but because you don't know there's danger to begin with.

BASTARD Stupid

Swears are your language and crime is your profession. Your reason for doing just about anything is because you could, no matter how stupid it was. Why did you set that fence on fire? To watch it burn. Why did you put that bug in your mouth? To see what it tastes like. Why did you teach that kid to say fuck? Its funny. Keeping you around is like housing a cartoon villain but at least you know how to pick locks so that's a reason to let you stay.

[7grandmel]

Todays rip: 16/03/2024

RipStarter

Season 3 No Album Release (Read More) Daniel's Kruis (Main Theme) - Indie Pogo

Ripped by - ̗̀Dead Line ̖́- (@deadlinesmb)

Requested by fezaki! (Request Form)

For all the faux-deep analysis I do on here, for all the intricate readings into rips to find meaning that many times ABSOLUTELY wasn't there (Fun trivia: I learned recently that Joke-Explainer™ 7000 Fusion Collab starting with a song from Pokémon RSE was not meant to be a reference, it was complete coincidence), for all the musings on lore and theming and emotional highs...it's just as nice to cover rips that are pure, simple fun. Especially when they're from Dead Line in particular! The ripper is no stranger to being featured on here, and the running theme in rips like Medley Rush #7, vs SAYU (Based Version), and indeed also RipStarter, is that he's got a real knack for wearing his heart on his sleeve in a way that can be properly felt in the rips.

With this affection in mind, it should come as no surprise that both Sonic Rush and No Straight Roads are among Dead Line's favorite games (not to mention the copious amounts of Super Monkey Ball rips they've made that I'm yet to cover, with the game being their all-time favorite!). Yet Indie Pogo, the game featured today is a bit of a different case - Dead Line himself directly contributed to the game's development! I'm unfortunately unaware if them joining the development team happened before or after RipStarter released, but be it retroactively or not, that extra bit of involvement makes the rip feel all the more sweet. It's a love letter to a project Dead Line felt even more attached to than most, one they went above and beyond to celebrate when, comparatively, it still wasn't really much of a smash hit success in terms of sales. As a mixless rip of the main theme, RipStarter aims to be the DEFINITIVE Indie Pogo rip - something that I absolutely believe it achieves.

I mean, there's things to gush about right as things begin. The melodyswap to The Noble Haltmann is fantastic on its own, but paired with the custom-made visuals of Susie Haltmann bouncing as if she were a character in the game herself, it allows the rip to almost feel as if this is how the SiIvaGunner channel itself would be represented in IndiePogo. All topped off with the use of Dead Line's dearly beloved Sonic Rush samples, a trademark immediately reminding us of who's behind the rip. And like, it's honestly fun around to just watch Susie bounce around to that edit alone! Rip visuals don't need to be as absolutely out-of-this-world as ULTRA S+G to enhance a rip, and the good vibes that RipStarter already has are just amplified by the good time Susie and friends are having. And friends? Yes! Because after just a minute or so, Soulja Boy and PSY one by one join in on the rip, expanding it into both a melody swap and a mashup. Both Soulja and PSY are some of the most popular mashup sources to use for a reason - its incredibly difficult to make them sound bad - and their contributions here only add to the fun vibe the rip already has whilst bringing very fun animations in tow.

Truth be told, much like many of Dead Line's favorite games, I have no real connection to Indie Pogo. Yet the guy's affection and care for the game is too sincere to not understand - the good vibes of RipStarter transcends needing to care about the indie game its from to work as an effective good time. It warms my heart to see Dead Line continue to push their interests with full force like this even as recently as Season 7, and I can't wait to get to learn about more incredibly cool games in the future because of that initiative.

[sundove88]

The Boss Baby (Sundove88’s Version) Casting

A new brother’s arrival impacts a family, told from the point of view of a delightfully unreliable narrator -- a wildly imaginative 7-year-old named Jotaro. The most unusual younger sibling (Brittney Karbowski) arrives at Jotaro’s home in a taxi, wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase. The instant sibling rivalry must soon be put aside when Jotaro discovers that Selim Bradley is actually a spy on a secret mission, and only he can help thwart a dastardly plot that involves an epic battle between puppies and babies.

Now adults, Jotaro Kujo is a stay-at-home dad for two adorable daughters, while his estranged brother, Agent Stone, is a big-shot CEO. They come together in an unexpected way when they take a magical formula that transforms them into kids for 48 hours. Joining forces with Jotaro’s secret-agent daughter, they must go under cover to prevent an evil genius from turning fellow toddlers into monstrous brats.

Jotaro Kujo as Tim Templeton (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Selim Bradley as Boss Baby (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Agent Stone as Ted Jr. (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Joseph Joestar as Ted Sr. (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Suzie Q. As Janice Templeton (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

President Haltmann as Francis E. Francis (Kirby)

Marx as Baby!Francis E. Francis (Kirby)

Susie Haltmann as Herself/Francis E. Francis’ Daughter (Kirby)

Hyness as Eugene Francis (Kirby)

Baby Bowser/Bowser as Jimbo (Super Mario)

Cure Muse as Staci (Suite PreCure)

Bossun, Himeko, and Switch as The Triplets (Sket Dance)

Iben Bia as Carol Templeton (Balan Wonderworld)

Jolyne Kujo as Tabitha Templeton (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Eri as Tina Templeton (My Hero Academia)

Ganondorf as Dr. Erwin Armstrong (The Legend of Zelda)

Bob as Wizzie (SMG4)

Here’s your hint for the next Casting:

🐱👢⚔️

[musingartblog]

susie

[makerof150papermasks]

After a long period of no original posts from this here account, I went out of my way to make this random drawing of Kirby characters as the 9 Greek Muses. :)

[askdeleine]

inspired by this post.

[skyfcx]

📝 + Any one from the Kirby games or other HAL Laboratory Inc. series?

Violently influence me || Prompt

     i'm not really on my multimuse very much as of right now, but a character that's on there that i would love to write more of is Adeleine! i just love her, alright. i don't even know what it is about her, but i just can't get enough of her. the ability to make anything with your magic paints is so much fun, so much potential! and she's a human in the kirby universe, which. stares at shiver star. has some intriguing implications as to why she's here of all places. i also wrote dedede for a little bit, specifically right back at ya dedede because that accent is TOO much fun to write.

     but for new characters? i bet meta knight could be cool. i’m not the biggest fan of the super stoic characters, i like a muse who knows how to have fun? so my take on meta knight would probably involve a deeper look into the personality Underneath all of that cape-flipping and exposition-dumping. what he does outside of his dealings with dreamland and beyond. but he’s a cool swordsman, that’s always fun.

     susie could also be cool! i kinda forget all of the going-ons with haltmann and stuff, but susie seems like more technological fun, except more Extreme. now we can do Eggman-level things and be slightly evil. we’re apparently a good guy now, but mmmm i say her entire previous personality isn’t entirely gone. on a logistical standpoint, it’s just technological advancements, hun, it’s just the way life is going! can’t stay stuck in the past forever, you gotta move forward or you mold over and Die!

[puffballsandfriends]

You've been visited by the random OC question fairy! :D ~☆

Who is on your character's metaphorical (or literal!) 'block' list? Who irritates your character just by existing? Who do they despise unconditionally? Why does your character feel this way?

Muse Selected: Frigid.

Frigid has Susie and Max Profitt Haltmann on her personal ‘block’ list. While they’ve both been summarily defeated, she’s seen what they’re capable of and what they do to ‘bots that don’t follow their rules. She hates them with a passion and would do anything to hurt them (okay nearly anything). They’re the only people that Frigid would turn away on impulse if they came knocking at her door, bloody and bruised, asking for safe harbor.

Frigid may have a metal heart, but even her’s bleeds for those who suffered under Susie and Max Profitt Haltmann’s insane business practices.

[charmingsecretary]

🍿

🍿    :   watch a rom-com with my muse.

Even Susie P. Haltmann needs a night to unwind, as committed as she is to handling her business, so tonight, she’s got a movie her roommates (Akira included!) are welcome to watch… just as long as they don’t talk over the show.

The film for tonight is Working Girl, albeit a conspicuously Spiralized remake. In it, the hard-working and sharp-witted secretary Jess McBill (portrayed by the actress Melony Griffon) faces workplace harassment and the ever-present glass ceiling. Between fetching men toilet paper and constant coffee runs, poor Jess just can’t seem to catch a break!

When Jess is transferred to a new department after calling out her boss for a cruel office prank, her new boss, the cool and confident Catherine Marker (Sigourney Weevil) encourages Jess to share her ideas and handles harassment like a seasoned pro.

On vacation, Catherine breaks her leg in a skiing accident, so she calls up Jess to watch her high-class home. There, Jess discovers Catherine was planning to pass off her business ideas as her own!

To make matters worse, Jess goes home to find her long-time boyfriend’s been cheating on her! What a snake! What else is a heartbroken secretary to do but to use Catherine’s name for her personal gain?

With Catherine’s “permission” to fill in for her at a party and claiming to be more than the secretary she is, Jess schedules an appointment to meet Mack Sprainer (Garrison Fjord), Catherine’s contact from work. Catherine’s plans involved working with him on a deal, but now, Jess is taking it back as her own!

Jess and Mack run into each other at the party, but under another layer of false pretenses. Mack is smitten, so he pretends to be someone who he’s not. He makes sure to order an extra round of drinks, which is a little… Hmm. That’s pretty sleazy, isn’t it?

Things pick up again when the two meet at work, get acquainted, have dinner, and concoct a scheme together. To reach out to the client, Jess and Mack crash a wedding and pitch her idea to the father of the bride!

Amazingly, it goes well, and they’ve got a meeting scheduled. But Mack loses a point in the “good boyfriend” books when it’s revealed he’s been cheating on Catherine with Jess. Like, shouldn’t a love interest be a little more noble?

Catherine, now recovered from her leg injury, returns home on the morning of Jess’s big meeting. She discovers Jess’s pocketbook, and, putting two and two together, interrupts the presentation to accuse Jess of theft.

Several days later, after Jess clears her desk, she makes a last-ditch effort to save her career by confronting Catherine and the client in the lobby. When Jess explains her side of the story, Mack valiantly vouches for her. Good for him!

The client confronts Catherine, who she doesn’t have an answer to how she came up with her supposed idea. She’s exposed as a fraud and is summarily fired, and the client offers Jess an entry-level position at his firm.

Mack packs her a lunch for her first day at work, and it turns out by “entry-level,” they meant junior executive! Jess even has her own secretary now, who she endeavors to treat as a friend, not a foe.

A happy ending for all! (Except Catherine.) Roll credits!

Susie may have said she was watching this for research, but by the time Simon Carly’s Let the River Run plays over the end credits, she’s more than a little invested in the story. “Oh! What a heart-rendering film!” she opines.

“I know she didn’t make it to the top of the ladder, but still, Ms. McBill came such a long way…”

“Majima. If you ever treat a woman like that, just remember, I have veteran apartment-mate rights.”

[beyondtheglasswall]

Switcheroo!

Send me “Switcheroo!” and I’ll redesign your muse as if they were from my muse’s universe 

After the rebirth of Ra Ciela, the dissolution of PLASMA, and the end of the war against the Sharl, the anti-Sharl division of Genomis soon found itself with little reason to exist. That was, until a rather strange & eccentric Sharl marched onto the stage…

Forming something of a security network working with technology based on the machines found on the Soreil, the newly created “Haltmann Works Company” seems to be picking up traction. At the head of the company is the Sharl who refers to herself as “Susie”. Various Weavers and Guardians have been employed under her services. Intelligence gathered seems to indicate she fancies herself some sort of refined businesswoman, supplying work for those who need it. While that certainly seems to be the case on a surface-level, there is no guarantee she doesn’t have some ulterior motive.

It’s not certain what her origins are, or where a Sharl learned something as absurdly human as “business sense”. Further monitoring will be required to fully assess whether or not she and her organization will be a problem to the newly created Ra Ciela’s continued existence. We’ve all been through this song and dance once before, people.

[criminaldelights]

@shape-shifting-muse continued from here

Majima having his new construction business was always out trying to find more people to partner up with. He had heard of this building for the Haltmann company who seemed to be some bigshots and figured it would be a good partner to have. Of course, Majima’s business was a bit shady but they tried to have partners to make it seem more legitimate. When he went inside he was met by a pink haired secretary who’s hair reminded Majima of bubblegum.

“Yo, Susie! Majima’s the name. I was wonderin’ if I could speak with one of the higher ups. Ya see, I own a construction company called Majima Construction and I was wonderin’ if ya needed any remodelin’ done.” 

[farflungstarlightmuses]

how evil are you?

0-25% Evil

Wow, you're not very evil! There may be a little bit of evil here and there, but who doesn't have some?

50 - 75% Evil

If you don't want to be evil, you should realllyy make better choices, or else your purity will be forever damaged! And you will be unable to return to the light!

26 - 50% Evil

You are quite evil, you probably don't want to get any more evil. Maybe try and make more good choices, let the light in, you know.

76 - 100%

There’s no turning back.

[susiehaltmxnn]

❀

Send ❀ for a crush my muse has had.

Believe it or not, Susie has never had much time for romance, between being trapped in Another Dimension and then studying to become a businesswoman so she could one day take over the Haltmann Works Company... It was never really in the cards.

[nevermindtheweights]

Still thinking about a Susie Haltmann muse...

because thicc shortstack robutt girlboss appeals to me.

[susitalism]

A VERY DESCRIPTIVE & DETAILED PROFILE OF YOUR MUSE.

Repost with the information of your muse, including head canons, etc. If you fail to answer some of the facts, add some other of your own. When you’re done, tag 15 other people to do the same.

NAME: Susie AGE: 21 SPECIES: Heavily modified Halcandran (by my hcs, at least) GENDER: Female ORIENTATION: Asexual, panromantic INTERESTS: Technology, weaponry (from state-of-the-art to old-fashioned), and, surprisingly enough, nature. PROFESSION: Former secretary, current blacksmith BODY TYPE: Vase With A Head EYES: Blue HAIR: Pink SKIN: Light HEIGHT: ~2′4

COMPANIONS: Gryll (<3) and two AIs named PH03-BE and PH08-OS

ANTAGONISTS: Meta Knight, formerly Haltmann himself

SMELLS: Wears various perfumes, but often smells like metal, if that makes any sense.

FRUITS: Fan of most sitruses DRINKS: Tea, Coffee is she really needs energy ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES?: On occasion SMOKES?: No DRUGS?: No DRIVERS LICENSE?: If it can be driven/piloted, Susie has a license for it.

RANDOM HEADCANON: Susie has a photographic memory, but has difficulty remembering things people say

Tagged by: @star-stacker-champ

Tagging: @hellraiserhades and whoever else wants this

[secretaryx3elementsmages]

Name a song your muse can sing every word to.

Susie - Noble Haltmann, Sad Machine, Lifelight

Zan Partizanne - Blumenkranz 

The Mages - Song of Supplication