#THANKS FOR THE MEAL THO

[veinsfullofstars]

what happened with the ghost pepper fiasco???? 👀

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Oh, you know. Just the Bad Decision Duo making some bad decisions in the name of one-upmanship. Like always.

One very brief pepper-eating contest later…

They end up bedridden for a whole week after that, and grounded by their horrified parents for even longer. Doesn't stop Bow from bragging about the win, though, even into the present day. Dedede tries his very best to pretend it never happened (and steers clear of ghost peppers from then on).

**Suffice to say, they are dummies, and children, and fictional characters. It should go without saying, of course, but please do not try this at home.**

Sketch started 06/29/24, finished 07/01/24.

[ghost-inthe-hall]

This is porn.

I don't make the rules.

Credit to Adam Rossi as usual

[rainwalker-dragonblade29]

Me: *skips breakfast*

Aunt Amaya:

[wolvertooth]

I'm going to eat yournposts

i was gonna say some shit like 'here comes the airplane ^^' but then remembered today is probably not the day to say that

[freebooter4ever]

prior to this, i actually never ate much meat - my go to for protein was nuts, hummus, peanut butter, and the occasional chicken or lamb curry dish. legit i just didnt eat or cook meat. so this sudden high protein diet to make up for the lack of carbs calories is probably making my stomach confused. i eat two sausages for breakfast now. its insane. pls let me eat gluten again soon ;_;

[dokoni-mo]

I’m so sorry if you’ve already done this but I keep thinking about William dealing with his bunny having like a major nightmare or something and then taking care of her 🤧

nonnie are you sneaking in my drafts?? /j

i was planning to write more fluff tonight like a one-shot but alsdkfjafk,,,

warnings: age-gap relationship (reader 20 peepaw almost 40), secret relationship, nightmares, crying, kisses, insecurity, but lots of fluff, dom/sub undertones, not proofread, i also made reader GN i hope thats okay nonnie 🙏

William knows that you're almost always a sleepy little bunny. You have a lot to do during the week; and so does he. But, he knows being in college is hard. You have many assignments to keep track of, and that often means when you come over on the weekends, you're tired. And when it comes to bedtime, you're almost always asleep far before him, and wake up after him too. As much as he'd like for you to stay awake with him, he wouldn't ever push you to do so. You were comforted by having him next to you, just as he was comforted by your presence as well. Sleep all you want, little one.

It's a plus that you also like to cuddle in your sleep. Oftentimes, the brit stays awake for about an hour or so after you fall asleep, reading one of his old novels you tease him for enjoying. Although he's sat up in the bed during these times, you're still plenty curled up next to him. One of your arms is draped across him, and his around your shoulders, his hand rubbing small circles into your shoulder.

Its a very peaceful thing for William. One of the few times his head is quiet. Calm. Relaxed.

That's why he's so quick to notice you stirring in your sleep.

He didn't think much of it at first. You moved around time to time if you were dreaming, or too hot or something. You settled down quickly though. Typically. But, not this time.

You were tossing and turning much more than usual, even mumbling some nonsense every now and again. It's when you clutched onto him rather tightly did he turn his full attention to you.

Uncurling his arm from off your shoulders, he used his free hand to smooth the hair away from your eyes. The older man could feel his lips part at what he saw; tiny, miniscule tears in the corner of his precious bunny's eyes.

Oh, no. No no no. This wouldn't do at all.

Quickly closing his book and setting it on the nightstand, William smoothed your hair down more as he pressed a few kisses to your heated cheeks, gently shaking you awake in between.

"Bunny," he said, "Wake up, little one."

Eventually, with enough jostling and encouragement, William was able to get you awake. You didn't take too long to become fully-conscious again, a look of worry in your precious eyes as you looked up at him.

"Will?" You questioned, your voice wobbly from your tears.

The brit cradled your face in his hands, gently getting you to sit up in front of him, "My love, what's wrong? You were trembling, dear."

You swallowed the lump in your throat as your hands found a home overtop his own, nuzzling your wet cheek into his palms.

"I... I had a bad dream. A really bad one.."

William used his thumbs to wipe away your little tears, feeling his heart break a little and your soft words, "You didn't tell me you got nightmares, bunny. You should tell me these things. There's nothing to be embarrassed of."

You shook your head a little, "That's the weird thing, I... I don't normally have them."

"Oh, my sweet baby bunny. Do you want some water? I can-"

"N-No!" You exclaimed, "S-sorry, I just... Please don't leave me."

The older man was worried before, but became really worried at your words. You always wanted his attention, yes, but this was... different. His bunny was never this vocally clingy. Something was wrong, and his heart hurt for you.

"Come here love." He told you, leaning down and giving you a kiss on your puffy lips. Pulling away, he wrapped his arms around you and laid you on his chest, his back against the headboard of the bed. You held onto him tighter than normal as he rubbed soft circles into your back.

"What's got you so upset, love?" He asked, pressing a kiss to your forehead, "You're a brave bunny. You know dreams aren't real, yeah?"

You nodded, but looked away from up into his eyes, "It's... it's kinda stupid. You don't have to listen if you don't wanna."

"Hey," William said, sitting you up in his lap so he could look at you better, cupping one of your cheeks again, "Whatever it is, it made my baby bunny cry. And I don't like seeing you cry, love. Anything that makes you upset isn't stupid, yeah?"

You nodded again as you leaned your cheek into his warm palm.

"Of course not." He continued, "Now why don't you tell me what this something is, hm? I want to help you."

William could tell that you were still a little embarrassed, but felt soothed by his words. Tears were still in the corner of your eyes as you thought about what you wanted to say.

"In my dream, I..." you peeped out, "We finally got to go out on a date. Like, a real one. Outside somewhere nice. And... And I spent hours and hours getting ready. And I was so excited and..."

You had to pause for a moment, a few stray tears falling down your cheeks.

"And when I showed up, I... Y-You were there too and you told me I took too long... And that I was always messing everything up and that I made things too difficult and..."

You had to swallow back a sob to keep going.

"A-And that you didn't love me anymore..."

William watched as you lifted up your hands to wipe away your tears, but quickly stopped you. He leaned forward closer to you again, cradling your face close to his.

"Bunny, look at me." He instructed you, looking deep into your teary eyes.

"I will never," he continued, his tone serious yet soft, "and I mean ever stop loving you, little one. Not for as long as I live. I will never leave you ever. You're the only one for me, bunny. You know this."

You sniffled, "I-I know, but... S-Sometimes I just get worried that... You're getting frustrated that I can only really come over on the weekends, a-and that we gotta be like... lowkey. And that I'm too busy and that I sleep too much, and..."

"No, bunny no. I'm never frustrated with you, love. Your uni is important, and I know how hard you work. I love that about you. I love how driven you are. Of course you're going to be tired, bunny, I understand. And I love having you here on the weekends. I cherish every moment with you."

You shook your head a little, "I just... I don't want you to get bored of me and... f-find a new bunny. That's better than me."

William felt his heart break a little more, leaning forward to capture your lips in another kiss. He made this one longer, more drawn-out than normal, and poured every ounce of his love into it before pulling away. He looked right into your eyes, again, gently grabbing your chin so you wouldn't look away.

"You're my bunny, love." He said, "No one else could ever come close to you. I'd never replace you, because I love you. Only you. And there's absolutely no one that could ever replace you. You're my everything, little one. I love you more than I can describe."

The brit wiped away more of your tears as he saw you smile again. Tiny, but it was there.

"I don't know who this mean version of me is," He continued, "But he can go to hell. He doesn't belong in my bunny's head."

Your smile grew, "It's just a dream, Will."

He let out a hum, "So you know I'd never say those things then, hm?"

You nodded as he leaned down to you again, giving you another kiss.

"Good. Now, come here, love."

William pulled you close to him again as he reached over to the nightstand, shutting off the lamp as he lied down with you. His arms around your waist, he held you tighter than normal close to his chest, close enough to where he could feel your heartbeat against his.

He made sure you fell asleep peacefully before allowing himself to drift off.

[violeteyedkiller]

was busy eating oysters, napping on beaches, and looking at these fellas

[pondslime]

read the entirety of annihilation by jeff vandermeer in four hours—by flashlight on my living room floor—during last night's blackout. highly recommend it (the nonstop reading, not the blackout ofc)

[guinevereslancelot]

most fucked up thing about the body's response to not eating is when you're so hungry you feel like you're gonna throw up. this does not make it easier to eat food actually

[ur-local-kiwi]

WHAT THE FUCK

[synthbug]

Does everybody know about Genki Sushi because I am literally filled with CHILDLIKE WONDER every single time the little bullet train rides to the table and gives u ur food.. its so cute.. and I think the mutuals would love that<3 and the food is so yummy 😋

[twinknote]

my sister 2 days ago: you can totally stay in my 4 bedroom house for a bit because the mold in your room is making you viciously ill! and also you can rent one of the rooms in my house if you want!

my sister today after my therapist and i decided that i needed to rent the room to avoid making my health even worse: actually i’m not going to let you rent the room bc it might make my second boyfriend of 2 months named brad who’s moving in w me and my bf of 10 years uncomfortable and also u can’t stay here anymore bc brad is coming over this weekend and i need privacy (to fuck him) ://///

[mazeyphaedra]

3, 12, and 6 for the ask game

ask game!

3. Favourite food?

this stumped me i like a lotta food!! but i’ll say tocino. any and every day ive gotten to eat tocino has been a good day bc tocino had made it so

12. Your favourite music genres?

oh im so glad this got asked again. i also enjoy alt rock!! and rap, r&b, and gay pop (but only when chappell roan does it)

6. Do you have pets?

no :/ i begged and begged for a dog and then a cat but never actually wanted pets enough to be willing to clean after them lol

[angelmush]

lmao i wish i didn't have 2 spend all my days off work recovering from working LOL it's def better w my current job than it ever was w dog training bc my current job is wayyyyy more lowkey but i still just feel kind of exhausted :(

[kutsalahmacun]

Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone, ma'am and sir are you aware of how hard youve cooked between the pages between 80-90............ im being fed VERY WELL

[whump-queen]

holy shit how can you sleep for 48 hours? i feel sick after 10 :'( it just makes me so slow and tired for the whole day... i can't imagine 48! i think the most i've ever slept was 14-15h but it was after 2 days of not sleeping at all so i guess that wasn't so out of line. im chronically sleep deprived tho so a few days of pure sleep do sound good in theory hahaha

yeah i’d say this is my record for The Big Sleep,,,

it was a combination of catching up on weeks and weeks of sleep debt, haven’t been sleeping more than 3-4 hrs per day for who knows how long, I was already on my last legs on saturday but I worked a shift, went to an event and then went out w friends at night and didn’t get home till 3pm sunday… passed out immediately and basically slept on and off till 3pm tuesday, waking up for maybe like an hour every 6-8 hrs before passing tf out again -.-