#THIS WAS INSANEEEE

[eiichiro]

ONE PIECE FILM: RED (2022) created by oda eiichirou

[amethystsoda]

!!! Sawblaze and HyperShock got stuck !!!

[chaotic-minds-think-alike]

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Lyrics from the end of this song:

[pedrism]

algeria’s kaylia nemour has just won the first ever olympic medal by an african gymnast AND IT WAS GOLD

[cowboytism]

louis: he and i are going to spend the rest of our lives together. and wherever your miserable life takes you, whoever you find to endure time with, whatever pale proxy of me, i’ll be with him. just wanted you to know that.

armand in the background:

[tacticalprincess]

Hear me out…könig knew you were a sloppy eater so he could only imagine what it felt like when u gave head

this screams older boyfriend!könig with an inexperienced girlfriend <3 most men would be turned off by the way your food tends to end up in odd places of your face, the remnants of your meal dripping from your chin or stuck in your hair, but könig finds it adorable, just cups a large hand under your mouth when you chew and wipes any mess away with his thick thumb with no complaints. the longer he observes you, the less he can stop his mind from wandering, filthy imagination kickstarting while he watches you lick into an ice cream cone with all the vigor and sweet enthusiasm as a puppy with a treat. it doesn’t help that you tend to keen and moan when you eat something especially yummy, makes him wonder how you’d react to the taste of his meaty cock. fantasies about all that eager and sloppiness being put to better use has him filling rapidly in his pants whenever you eat around him, oblivious to the way his gaze has turned dark and the sudden tension in his muscles. he feels slightly bad for sexualizing something so innocent, but he is only a man after all.

when he finally gets you on your knees, it’s like you fulfill every suspicion he’s had, every fantasy comes to life and doubles. from the way you drool over the thick outline of his boner through his boxers, nuzzling your face into the damp fabric and inhaling the musk of him, more excited than he’s ever seen you, as if this might be your best meal yet. pink tongue suckling on the dent of his leaking tip like a little kitten, trying to milk him dry before he’s even out of his pants. so fucking cute.

the sight of you all bright-eyed and willing when he finally pulls himself out almost has him cumming prematurely, and he has to squeeze the base of his cock to hold himself back. as expected, you’re impatient from the start, wrapping your lips around his thick, spongy head and attempting to swallow him to the root all too soon. he has to quell the urge to laugh— or buck wildly into your tight fucking mouth as when you sputter and choke around him. he helps you ease into it despite your pouting, holding your head back so you’re forced to just lick messily around his pulsing shaft at first, an iridescent mix of your drool and his precum dripping from your swollen lips. slowly feeds his heavy dick into your mouth and lets you sit with the weight of it resting on your tongue, suckling experimentally and moaning in intrigue at the salty, fleshy taste. it’s toe curling and dizzying for könig, who has to grip onto your hair to stop his knees from giving out from the stimulation, especially when you take him deeper and he feels your warm throat constrict around him. there’s no skill or coordination to your movements, just greedily sucking him down, and it’s the best he’s ever felt. he’s breathless but unsurprised when you eagerly swallow the majority of his cum, but sparse droplets paint around your lips and your chin, mingling grossly with the sheen of your saliva, a matching gloss that coats his length when you pull off.

“there you go, fuck, häschen, enjoy your treat.” he groans out, hand carding through your hair lovingly, the words barely heard through your flurry of excitement. “my greedy, messy girl. tastes good, ja?”

[deathberi]

[mithrilhearts]

I am still SCREAMING over this amazing birthday gift @lorbalith shared with me!! This scene from Bookbinder//Songwriter is one of my favorites, and Lor truly brought it to life! 📖🤘Be sure to go follow Lorbalith on Instagram!

bagginshield | band/bookshop au | explicit

Thorin Durinul has always dreamed of making it to the big leagues in the music industry. Ered Luin’s newest citizen, Bilbo Baggins, an aspiring writer and all-around bookworm, has recently taken ownership of the mountain town’s dusty old corner shop, now, Bag End Books. They weren’t looking for love, but now they can’t imagine tackling life’s challenges without each other.

[tvmusiclife]

the fact this is their highest finish in an Olympics is kind of insane 🤯

[banmitbandit]

Pots 'N' Picks Week 2024: Day 1: Tradition

Due to the similarities between dwarves and the half-foot God of the Harvest, and half-foots and the dwarvern God of Silversmithing, it's believed that there were originally communities of these two races that coexisted in ancient times, before eventually becoming ostracized from one another for unknown reasons. Scholars have found ancient artwork of these two gods dancing in fields of wheat, corn and sunflowers, and renewing their yearly vows with handfasting during the festival Sennasadh. Also found are stories of the pair feasting together, decorated in silver jewelery during the festival Timnos, presumably made by the god-with-hairs-of-silver's own hands. Poetry also exists, frequently referencing the pair in romantic connotations, but scholars today maintain the belief that the two gods were just really good friends.

Happy Pots 'n' Picks Week! I don't know how far I wanted to go with this but I definitely love the idea of half-foot and dwarf cultures being influenced by paganism. I'm always a sucker for God AUs, too! Their outfits, especially Chilchuck's, are inspired by these particular outfits from the daydream hours 3 and 4, because they're super pretty. :)

[earlgodwin]

HOLLIDAY GRAINGER as LUCREZIA BORGIA THE BORGIAS ✤ 3.02: The Purge

[randomfandomss]

I'm literally not saying anything but Eric's brain must have really, really short-circuited after that comment from Assad...

It's an excerpt from Eric's book 'Perforated Heart'.

[adamsrcnan]

I gotta say i find it insane that Nora has never delved into the fandom's headcanons or fanfics for Jean, Jeremy and the Trojan's and yet the interpretation and characterisations we had for them all this time are scarily similar to how she made them. Like that's crazy to me. There were parts of the story where i was like i have read so many iterations of this in fanfic or even my own drafted fic i was like this is freakishly similar wtf. It's beautiful. We did it. All these years. We kept them alive and added fuel to their fire till Nora came and gave us something real.

[cespool]

Can we PLEASE talk about how Gerard CHOSE TO GIVE HIS NAME, HIS STORY, HIS DESTINY, AND GIVE IT TO ELODY even AFTER Rapunzel straight up told him Elody did not fall in love with him because of him but because it was the right thing to do.

Regardless of whether or not this is the truth, the fact that Gerard CHOSE to give what he gave shows that Gerard, despite all his faults, really did love Elody beyond himself.

He's gone on record saying he would have fell in love with her even if she had a spider for a face and now this?

Maybe Elody fell in love with Gerard because he was a frog that needed saving. Maybe she didnt.

Maybe Gerard fell in love with Elody because she could make him human. Maybe he didnt.

We don't really know how their love began but what we do know now for certain is that Gerard truly loves Elody, loves her enough to essentially LET GO of her. Unshackle her from the responsibility of keeping him human.

Elody loved Gerard to make him human.

Gerard loves Elody enough to become a frog again.

[firstfullmoon]

Sharon Olds, “The Chute”

[thefrsers]

Outlander Cast meets Blood of My Blood Cast🩵